THE SEMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE NORTH PLATTE, NEBRA8KA.
t
In Control.
"that man insists on attending his
own furnace."
"Yes. He used to live In nn apart
ment and ho took a Up from the jani
tor. It's tho only suro way to bo boss
of the establishment."
Proof.
She I don't think you love mo as
much ns you used to do!
He What makes you think that,
dearest? ,
She You are not half so foolish, as
you used to be.
Ve know some railway bridges that
seem to be dependent on Providence
and a coat of paint.
Seronlty comes nftor a man is com
pletely saturated with Indifference.
Throw away your
washboard it ruins
your clothes it gives
you a backache to look
at it. Use RUB-NO-MORE
CARBO NAPTHA SOAP.
No rubbing required.
Clothes on the line
quickly fresh, sweet
and clean.
RUB-NO-MORE
CARBO NAPTHA
SOAP should be
wr used freely for
I washing the finest
fabric, it docs no
harm to it and
needsno hot water.
Carbo Disinfects Naptha Gleans
RUB-NO-MORE RUB-N,0-MORE
Carbo Naptha Soap Washing Powder
Five Cents All Grocers
The Rub-No-More Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind.
SERVICES BEYOND ALU PRICE
Country Owes Much to Men Who
Safeguarded the Vast Commerce
of the Nation.
A HghtBhlp must keep nlwaya in
ono particular place. Anchored to
the bottom of the sea, she has her
Btenm always up, but she never snils
unless relieved by another ship so
that she may put into port for repairs.
And such a boat is used because a
warning must bo given at n placo
where it Is impossible to build n light
house, and where even tho clamor of
a gigantic bell buoy is not sulllclont
to warn tho navigator. No mattor
how fiercely the storm beats or how
desperate may bo tho boat's plight,
she must stay at her moorings. Tho
only movement sho is allowed to
make under tho regulations Is to Blnk
when at last sho can withstand tho
galo no longer. It would bring them
deserved recognition If the govern
ment evor published a list of thoso
who have lost their lives In tho 'lino
of such perilous duty. For about
$G,000,000 a year these men and their
craft save from disaster the billions
of dollars' worth of shipping and com
merce that come to American shores.
Tho Popular Magazine.
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to you remains the same.
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too kind or w. 1m Douglas mow h.
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inai W.L..UOUHIU anon wa oeo
lutelr as good u other make told at
owner prices, i 0.0017 oiuenaog
la Mm price.
TAKK NO SUBSTITUTE.
Men teaslno vllhevt W, L. Doulaa'naise
turn ft on to bottna. it W.UlXniriu
aoi r not iot mm la your Ticmuj. crou
dlrtct from faetory, SbcteforeTerrmiaber
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t order by mll. W. X.. DOUOLAB,
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Faf Frocri Salmnn I Shipped on Ice direct from
LSI rrCSIl Oaimon I fisherninn to you. Bend for
prices. D. 8NELL,. ASTOUIA, OltliGON
Nebraska Directory
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Kiport bollor makers sent nnjrwbere onytlrno.
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Live Stock Commission Merchants
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All stock consigned to os Is sold br mombers of tbe
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Save your bofrs by immuntzlnp; them against
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ECZEMA ON BACK AND CHEST
Plcrson, N. Dakota. "Tho eczema
Btartcd on my scalp. It Anally wont
on to tho back of my neck, then on to
my back, armB and chest. It broko
out in pimples first and then seemed
to run together in eomo places, mak
ing a soro about the size of a dime.
At times tho itching and burning wero
so intense that It Bcemed unbearable.
Tho moro I scratched it tho worso it
became, and thero would be a slight
discharge from it, especially on my
Bcalp, 80 as to make my hair matted
nnd sticky close to tho scalp. Tho
hair was dry, lifeless and thin. My
hair was falling so terribly that I had
begun to despair of over finding re
lief. My clothing irritated the erup
tion on my back. Tho affected parts
wero almost a solid scab.
"I had been bothered with eczema
for about a year and a half. Then I
began using tho Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment. I used them daily for two
months and I was cured." (SIgnod)
MIbs Mildred Dennis, Apr. 30, 1013.
Cifticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutlcura, Dept. ,li, Boston." Adv.
Pica for the Hen.
I should like to'seo tho hen on 0
plane, a least, with Jhe turkey and
the goose.
Sho Is their superior in every way
except that of size, and yot they have
long held tho placo of honor on the
Christmas and tho Thanksgiving din
ner table, and they have had reams
and reams of poetry written about
them.
But the hen, that most Important
of all feathered creatures, who writes
poetry about her? Who even takes
tho trouble to know anything about
her early history in America? Who
owned the first hen; when and whero
did she land upon our shores?
Why nqt make amends for our long
years of neglect by making her the
center of tho feast on the Fourth ot
July? Hereafter let it bo our Thanks
giving turkey, our Christmas goose,
and our Fourth of July hen. Atlantic.
i
Animal Idlasyncracies.
Many are tho idlosyncracies of ani
mals Some horHes are afraid of a
dog, some of a bit of paper, some
of a bear, some of a car. I have
known two mules to shy at a big yel
low cucumber on a fence, and a cow
wo formerly owned could not endure
to see any mnn hat rembved.
Tho oldest trick recorded of a rid
ing animal is that of Balaam's ass,
who tried to crush its rider's foot
against the wall. Biting, pawing and
bolting nro also described In the Scrip
tures. A balky team figures In Esop
and CUausor. That tho horses of
the Saracens used to shy ls shown by
the traditional inquiry, "If they
thought King Richard wbb in that
bush?" ThlB samo balking, or jib
bing, in all Its varieties is one of tho
most aggravating of vices. From "A
Farmer's Noto Book," by C. B. Phelps.
anti-hog ....
CHOLERA SERUM
Don't let jour hogs die with
the Cholera when yon can
frnrent It by lnimunlng
ticm with ourBorum. Worn
ordering glio us the num
ber and weight and no will
know bow much to Bend.
Write for frco booklet.
NIMURKA SKKia CUXPANT
MO ft. Stmt Uaeola. Sib.
The Place.
"Pop, please tell me one thing aboul
the oyster."
"Well, son, what is it?"
"Are the natural bars they talh
about where you get the oyster cocktails?"
OEATiT?
IN HEW
ttAlftfit)
LOWEST
IN THE
WORkD
K-Eai
Where Infant Death Rate Dropped 50 Per Cent
WASHINGTON. Miss Julia C. Lathrop ot Chicago, head of tho children's
bureau of the department, of labor, has completed a report on baby-saving
in Now Zealand which was transmitted tho other day to Secretary of Labor
Wilson. Now Zealand wns selected
for this special study because Ub in
fant mortality rate is tho lowest of
uny country In tho world. ThlB crodlt
ublc showing, Miss Lathrop says, Is
due to tho activity of the Society for
the Health of Women and Children,
whoso methodB, sho says, could bo
followed with success hi this country,
In n lcttor of transmittal, Miss La
throp says:
"Tho Infant mortality rate of Now
Zealand lias been for sorno time recog
nized ns tho lowest of any country In tho world, and It is stated that rcccut
further reductions nro duo In large moasuro to the activity of tho socloty.
"As an example of its value, tho consul general Bays that work of the
society hna reduced infant mortality In Dunedln, a residential city of about
G0.000 inhabitants, 50 per cent during flvo years, from 1907 to 1912.
"Because of the absence ot adequate bfrth and death registers In tho
United States, tho Infant death rate of this country ns a whole is unknown,
but somo states tend to show that It is at least twice tho rate in New Zealand,
which the register general of that country reported In 1912 to bo 51 per 1,000.
"Now Zealand, llko certain of our states, Is a young and vigorous t:ountry
with a scattered population and with no largo cities, and thoro Is every reason
to believe that similar voluntcor effort In this country would produce similar
results.
"In view of tho marked and growing interest in the preservation of infant
health in tho smaller cities nnd rural communities of the United States, I be
lieve that tho account of tho methods of the Now Zealand society Is especially
timely.
"It will be seen thnt public lntorest Is strongly enlisted In Its offorto.
Sovonty volunteer committees In ns many districts maintain tho educational
and nursing work In connection with tho central cilice, and the government
itself assists in various ways." i
Taken for Stealing; She Has $1,700 in Her Purse
N entering ono of tho big downtown department stores the other day a
llttlo, gray-haired woman, wan and wrinkled and poorly dressed, and fully
Bovonty-flvo years old, stood and gazed about her as if startled at all tho
magnificence sho beheld. Sho took a
fow steps forward and then stopped,
apparently uncertain which direction
to take. Sho attracted tho attenlion
of Detectivo Mpsser, and ho watched
her.
Hesitatingly sho approached a coun
ter on which wero displayed fancy
high-priced shirtwaists. Sho fingered
tho finery lovingly, and every now nnd
then glanced around to seo It anyone
was looking. Messer smiled sympa
thetically. Ho was beginning to wish
he coujd afford to turn philanthropic, when suddenly his sympathy was
shocked.
Quickly glancing to the right and left, tho aged woman filched a $20 shirt
waist from tho counter, hastily tucked it beneath her shawl and started for
tho door.. In an. jnstant tho officer had his hand on her shoulder and was
drawing her aside?
"Put that waist back and then beat it," said he. v
Then, to tho detectivo's astonishment, tho woman produced a purso and
revealed jl,700. She drew out tho bills and pressed them upon tho officer.
"Here take It all," she pleaded. "Take everything, only pleaao lot
mo go." '
After bolng regularly booked at the first precinct station and learning that
she would bo released on $20 ball, her tears ceased to How, and Instead of
pleading she boenmo indignant and commanding. Fishing out a $20 bill sho
tossed it on the sergeant's desk and then walked away. Sho forfeited her ball
in police court.
NOT SO MUCH TO BE PITIED
Visiting Englishmen Wasted Sympathy
on Man of Millions Who Was
Out for Exercise.
James Stlllman onco received a
group of British financiers In his im
posing Now York oftlco and enter
tained thorn at luncheon in tho Met
ropolitan club. Aftorwnrd ho excused
himself, Buying thnt ho had important
business. "But you can uso my big
French motor," ho said, pointing to
a splendid $t6,000 machine that stood
outside. Thoy accepted his invitation
and started off.
A fow hours Inter tho Britons wore
speeding down a hill on tho Hudson
river drive. Suddenly thoy spied a
lono cyclist tolling up tho Incline. Ho
wns 'pumping hard, but making
progress. As they nearcd him ono of
tho Britishers said:
"I wonder who that boggor la?"
"Poor devil!" remarked another
, When thoy raced past him thoy saw
that tho poor devil was their host,
tho head of one of tho greatest ot
world banks, In whoso costly car they
wero riding. Saturday Evening PoBt.
Old Style.
Cynthln-rHow do you llko my new
hat?
Margie I think it is chnrmlng. I
had bno Just llko It Inst year. Boston
Globo.
All Do It.
"I understand he's writing a play."
"Oh, yes. Everybody Imb to go
through that period of life." Detroit
Freo Press.
Vanity will continue- to flourish ns
long1 as it can feed on itself.
Not Guilty,
Mother Well, Bobblo, I hopo yon
wero a good boy nt Mrs. Bond's nnd
didn't ask for two pieces of plo.
Bobblo No, ma, I didn't nsk for two
pieces; I only asked if thero wasn't
goin' to bo nny.
Some Comfort. .
Friend Eggs coming down.
Actor I don't caro what thoy do, B9
6ts as thoy don't cotno across.
A mother la seldom a heroine t
hor slsteon-ycnr-old daughter.
The Particular Person.
Pompous Stranger Call me a taxi,
please.
Careful Citizen Cab or dermlst?
Indianapolis Star.
i BOWLES
LIVE STOCK COMMISSION COMPANY
SOUTH OMAHA CHICAGO KANSAS CITY
cjood Sales Satisfactory Fills Prompt
Returns Order Buying a Specialty.
18-1914.
Red Cro! B.ill Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes cjlotlien whiter than enow.
All Rood groceru. Adv.
Incroaso your Insurance to the limit
before you begin lighting tho devil
with fire.
Osages Not Bothered by the High Cost of Living
JUDGE JOHN E. SHORT of Oklahoma, who was In Washington recently,
gavo a llttlo lntervlow about tho Osage IndianB, which was of great Inter
est Ho prefaced tho Interview with remarks that tho commissioner of Indian
affnirs, Cato Sells, is a godfather to
the Indians. Ho then said of the
Osages:
"The high cost of living does not
bother the Osages, for money is piling
In to them so fast they arc unable to
spend their interest nnd royalties, to
say nothing of tho millions which the
government is holding in trust for
them, I have Just been advlBod by
wiro from Pawhuska that in a sale of
12,000 acres for gas and oil loaning
purposes only tho Osages received a
bonus in excess of $500,000, and in addition to this amount thoso Indluns
receive a royalty of one-eighth of all the oil produced and a cash nrlco for
each gas woll. When it Is considered that the oil production in tho Osago
country amounts to 1,000,000 barrels a month and the IndianB receive about
15 cents on each barrel produced, this ono Item alone amounts to $150,000
a month, and, in addition to this, each of the 2,000 members ot tho trlbo has
$5,000 on deposit with tho government for a rainy day. As the average income
for each family is In excess of $2,500 a year, there Is no Immediate dangor of
tho trust funds bolng disturbed. In addition to all this, tho tribe has 1,500,000
acres of land, considerable of which has already been allotted.
"While some of the Oklahoma Indians have beon given a rough deal,
Judge Sells Is certainly looking after the Oeages, and If ho has his way ho
will make farmers out of moBt of them."
"" vv N. U.. OMAHA, NO.
i REDWOOD
Fond lovers nro apt to mistake the
glycerine and rose water they get with
a kiss for tho sweetness of tho girl.
II?plkyawd TANKS
LAST A LIFETIME
CANT RUST OR ROT NO KNOTS
"We manufacture tlio celebrated Cali
fornia Itcdwood tanks. They neither
shrink nor swell and cannot rot. Our
tanks are hold in perfect shape by a
patented appllunce, not found in any
other tank made. Redwood tnuks
have been known to stand 08 years
without dpcuy CoHt no moro thun
others Bend for prlco list und mon
Hon slzo of tank wanted
ATLASTANKMFO.C0.,209W.O.W.DIdg.,Omal,a
Spread Out His Coat and the Wind Did the Rest
SENATOR WALSH of Montann, possessor of tho finest norscshoo mustache
in the senate, 1b a person of Blugulur pertinacity of purpose. Should It
occur to him that ho had to movo a red-hot stove howould move it, his friends
say, oven if it burned both hands off.
The verb"to quit" Is not found in his
lexicon.
A number of years ago Senator
Walsh and C. P. Connolly, now a mag
azine writer, wero young lawyors to
gether In Montana. Thoy determined
with some others, to mako a blcjclo
tour through tho Yellowntono National
park. All went well until, on the re
turn Journey to Livingston, Senator
Walsh's sprocket chain was brokon be
yond ropalr. Now, the Yellowstone
valioy in its approaches to tho town of Livingston, is noted ns ono of tho
windiest places on earth. Jim Brldger, who put tho Ycllpwstone on tho map,
aBBorted In his tlmo that ho had seen tho wind there blow tho hair off a dog,
and none disputed tho statoment. No ono, In fact, disputed any ot Jim's
assertions, ho being a handy man with a un.
Under these circumstances, Senator Walsh announced that he didn't need
tho sprocket chain at all to mako distance. Ho nald that all ho had to do wus
to sit In tho Beat, spread hie coat and let tho wind do tho rest. '
"And do you know," Bala Mr. Connolly In telling tho story, "after ho had
fallen off ten times ho still bellovctl In his theory. Wc had to bint and gag
him and throw him into a wagon before ho would concent to proceed In any
way Bavo by wind power."
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Disfigurements.
Don C. Soitz, of Now York, wns
praising tho newspaper advertisement.
"I3nt billboards," ho said, "bring
small returns, and, besides, thoy dlB
flguro tho landscapo.
"In a recent play tho stago manager
singed a meadow with chowlng-gum
and cold-cure and cigarette ads. on
every rock and tree nnd fenco.
"Hold, hold,' Bald tho star. 'Ads.
In our meadow scene! That's carry
ing commercialism a bit too far.'
" 'Commercialism nothing,' said the
stnge manager, 'I'm n realist, I am.
and I want that meadow to look like
a genuine one.' "
Its Moral Advantage
"Thoro Is going to bo u great moral
reform In side to this freak fashion
of wearing pink and purple hair."
"What's that?"
"A woman won't have to lie about
its being all her own."
THI OINTAUII OOMPANVa miff YORK OtTV
Your Liver
Is Clogged Up
That' Why You're Tired Out of Sorts
Have No Appetite,
CARTER'S LITTLE.
LIVER PILLS
will put you right
in a lew days.
They do.
their duty.,
CureCon-i
etipation.
Biliousness, Indigestion and Sick Headache
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICK.
Genuine must bear Signature
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The science of living consists in not
being a dead ono.
Tho best way to loam how to wastQ
money is to get It easy,
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
LT Cuttir1 Blackltf PHIL IOW
rriced. freiti. rrllabltl ptefemd 9
Western itockmen. bcaus tay
prottot where other vtoeliei fill.
Write for booklet nnd teettnotililtt
10-doi pkge. Dluklcg Pllli fl.00
SO.doM pkge. Dlaekleg Pill 4.00
1Tl inff InfwtAr. hut fltittAf'A lit.
Tb euperlorltr of Cutter product! ti due to irtr 1J
yeara of tpecUIUIng In v&oelnet end terumi only.
Inilit on Cutter'i. It unobtilnapU. order direct.
Thi Cutter Laboratory, Berkeley, Cat., or Chltaao. tit.
BUCK
LEG
MAKES SORE
EYES WELL
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LIMES IN THE FACE
Slake Women Look Old
and they show tho effoct of unnatural sufferings of headaches, bade
ochei, dizzines, hot fluahea, palm in lower limbt, pain ia groin,
bearlnR-down teniaUom.
Theao symptoms Indlcato that Naturo needs help. Ovorwork, wrong dress
inp;, lack of ezurcUo, and other causes have been too much tor naturo and
outaido old mmt bo called upon to restoro health and strength.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription C
f no vccetabio Hcmedy for Woman's Ills that relieves nervous exhaustion I
una irritability and removes other distressing symptoms duo to disturbed coodl- I
uvus u.i wo ucucaio lommmo organism.
For ovor fortv vonrs It lias liaan mml urlth mM tfnn .n(tnr-K K
t,,.?.JL0U.nP midUlo-ogod and tho elderly by wives, mothers and daughters, You
l 11 UI I
Will llnu It or frreat benefit. Hold liv Mndlrlnn rWlnr In llm,M n tl.i. ,
sond Dr. IL V. I'lorcc, Uuflalo, N. Y., 60 one-cont stamps for trial box by tnalL
3t
nn. pieiicc'h pleasant peiugts Heiiov tn.ii..
tlon, rctmlatc tho liver, and boweU. Kasy to take as caradr.
rr'ro'xraY'ro'i'X'., n.u,mi