J The Grand Promoter A Stranger Play Him a Low Down Trick By M. QUAD Copyright. 1914, by Associated Lit erary Press. MRS. DOLBY'S DEED Pickle Band Suicide Threat Leaves Her Husband Unmoved. By mTqUAD Copyright, 1914, by Associated Lit erary Press. There wns Borne one outsldo of Ma tJor Crofoot's olllco door. A knock, knock, knock. "Come right In!" "I'm looking for the Major Crofoot thnt lins all sorts of sood things to In vest In," sold the caller. "Then you linvc come to the right place. Have a choir." "Thanks. Now, then, I don't wish to tako up your valuable time. Ilavo you got anything good on hand? I want something perfectly safe that will return 0 or 10 per cent on the money." "My dear sir, I have got half n dozen of tlio best things going. When you Bpcak of 0 or 10 per cent dividends it mnkes mo smile. I don't deal In such small fish. Anything I tako hold of must poy 30 per .cent or I drop it" "Good Lordl" ejaculated tho caller ns he sat up. "Thirty per cent at lcHt, sir. What would you say to stockB paying dollar for dollar?" "But I'm willing to take 40 per cent," replied tho man. "Geo whiz, but what man can nsk for more than that?" "Very fair, very fair," loftily replied tho major, "but nothing to brag of. Being you havo come direct to the of flco I wnnt to pick out something ex tra. Let mo see. The Universal Glass Byo company paid 00 per cent divi dends two years ago, but last year dropped down to 30. ty will bo still less than that this year on account of hard times. Lots of ono eyed peoplo stick a patch over tho eyo and let It go nt that If you'd como In n month ngo I could havo let you lu on the ground floor of tho Magic Rat and Mouse Destroyer. Tho stock went llko wlldflrc, and tho last was sold at $200. Wo figure It will pay 400 per cent div idends for the next twenty years." "And 1 can't get In. Thunder, but why didn't I know nbout It! But you must havo Bomethlng for me," lnslstctl the caller In anxious tones. "Let mo see! Let mo see! IIow ub Bentmlndcd I nm tilts morning. Just as you knocked I was making up tho Incorporation papers for my last and best scheme. IJ's ono that'll lay over nil others. I was saving It to begin the year on." "Good, good! What Is It? By George, old fellow, If you put mo on to something good you shan't lose by It!" "You know what delicacies turtlo soup and turtlo Bteuk aro considered?" "I do." "And you know tho high price frogs' legs bring?" "Yes." "Well, that's the basis of tho Great Western company, Just organized. Wo nro going to rent nine square miles of Lnko St. Clair flats and ralso our frogs and turtles and con thorn on tho spot They will bo ennned In champaguo, and the labels on Uio cans will bo handsomo enough to framo and hang In uny one's parlor. Threo turtlo steaks and two dozen frogs' legs every can. Killing and canning tako place every day. Wo Bhall control tho mar ket of tho world." "What dividends do you flguro on?" "Weill last night I was figuring on a straight 100 per cent, but this morning I thought I ought to make a llttlo al lowance. Many turtles dlo of home sickness, you know, and a certain per cent of tho frogs nro bound to Jump tho wire fences and got away. To bo very safo and conservative I hovo put tho dividends nt 05 per cent I think that Is n rather neat figure, don't you?" "Great! Great Scott, I've been lond lng money at 0 per cent!" "IIow how much were you thinking of Investing?" nsked tho major In a voice that trembled In splto of himself. "Twenty thousand dollars perhaps." "And you you will pay something down to secure tho stock?" "A hundred dollars. Hero's a check I'll lndorsooverto you, nnd I'll como In tomorrow nnd pay tho bolanco nnd get tho stock. By George, but I'm In luck! Just think of getting hold of somo Jthlng paying 05 per cent dividends! Why, my wife will think me crazy when I tell her about this. You won't let Morgan buy tho whole thing up and Jreezo mo out, will you?" "No. You Bliall havo tho stock." "And I'll remember you. I'll buy Vou a pearl pin out of the first divi dend. If you want, when you get started, I'll show you how to catch frogs for canning. There's a peculiar way of getting hold of them by ono hind leg. Nlnety-llvo per cent! I can't help but dwell on It!" "Yes, It's a good thing," replied tho major ns ho shoved tho folded check Into his vest pocket In a careless way. "You will bo In tomorrow?" "Sure, Mike! If I was u Frenchman I'd kiss you for luck, but ns I'm not we'll shako hanfls ami I'll say to, ta. Tomorrow! Nlnety-Hvo per cent! Whoop!" When ho haft gono tho major walked up nnd down to calm his raging heart. It didn't seem possible. lie couldn't credit IiIb good luck. Then at Inst ho took tho check from his pocket and looked nt It to bco what bank It was drawn on. Ills eyes opened wide, and ho uttered n moan and Htnggercd to a neat It was druwn lu favor of "A. Suck er," Indorsed by "Another, Buckor" and Blged by "Undo Itube." Then tho light went out, and tho grand promoter bowod hla head and (know tho bitterness of tu green per-elmmon. After Bupper, when Deacon Dolby took tho kerosene can and started for tho store, he left Mrs. Dolby singing the hymn that sho had n homo over there. She hadn't been so cheerful In many weeks. When tho deacon returned an hour later there was no singing. The lump on tho kitchen tablo was turned low down, and tho house seemed to bo de sertcd. 'Gono over to Brown's," said the dea rnn to himself as ho turned up the wick. Then his eye caught sight of a note, rind ho half groaned. Tho note wns brief and concise. It read: I have heard all about you and tho bull calf, and you will find my drowned body In tho plcklo barrel down cellar. "Nice plcklo she'll mnke:" grunted the deacon us ho pi-ceeded to tho sit ting room and turned up tho lamp there. Ho had brought with him four big apples. It was rather foolish of Mrs. Dolby to choose tho plcklo route to that bet ter luud when there wero so many bet ter ones, ho thought. Ho had finished his Urst npple nnd begun peeling the second when Mrs. Dolby appeared In tho kitchen door nnd In a hollow vo!c,o exclaimed: "Samuel Dolby, tho dead Bpeaks to you!" Samuel didn't Jump out of his chair. Ho didn't even give n start of surprise. "Samuel, ono day last fall, when you wero pulling tho carrots, n man came ulong tho road with n bull calf. Do you remember It? ' Funerals In Peru. According to social usage, women in rem cannot attend funerals, and they do not appear at weddings unless they nro very Intlmato friends. When n funeral procession passes through tho street tho coflln 1 carried upon the shoulders of tho pallbearers, who are followed by an empty henrso drawn by two, four or six horses, according to tho means of tho mourners nnd their dcslro for display. All tho male mem bers of tho family nnd friends of tho decensed follow on foot, with a lino of empty carriages behind them. As long ns they nro In tho presence of tho dead It is considered n proper and necessary ovldenco of respect to wnlk. After tho body has been committed to tho grave those who nttend tho funcrnl are brought homo In the carriages. Never Again. A man, who had been sick, told a friend that ho was being treated by a certain physician. "Don't you know," said tho friend, "thnt that doctor allows all his patient? to dlo on his hands?" ."Well, If ho lets mo dlo on his hands. I'll never patronize him ngainl" replied tho other Indignantly. Indianapolis News. In One Lesson. Ho Your Bister said sho couldn't dance. She Well, can sho? "Yes; I mudo her. Wo hadn't been on the floor n minute when I stepped on her foot. You Just ought to havo seen her." Yonkers Statesman. Pretty Snappy. Brown I nm very conservative re garding my amusements. Green I haven't much money, either. Worn nn's nomo Companion. An Arrtloll'max. Sir Henry Irving was frequently a victim to tho interjections of gallery gods. When playing "Macbeth" ono night he had reached that dramatic moment In tho banquet scene when In dreadful fear he bids tho ghost of Bauquo to vanish: Hence, horrlbloshadowl Unreal mockery, hencot 'he exclaimed and, shuddering convul sively, dropped to his kneos, covering his face with his robe. As tho. ghost vanished a dnrlll voice In tho gallery broke the momentary silence, "It's all right now, 'Euery; he's gonel" Lon don Mnll. Social Puzzle. Why Is It that a man will willingly wait n half hour for a girl to get ready for a show before they nro married and then fuss because the breakfast 'Is ten minutes late after they have been mnrrled n year or so? Macon Telegraph. Feminine Intuition. Hattle I'm positive Georgo loves mo and wants mo to bo his wife. Ella Has ho told you so? Hottlc No, but he has taken such a strong dislike io mamma. Chicago Tribune. His Weak Point. The Stage Manager He can play "drunken parts" better than ariy man on the stage. Tho Business Manager Yes, but he's too fond of rehearsing. Illustrated Bits. Everybody Does It. "I understand he's writing a play." "Oh, yes. Everybody has to go through that period of life." Detroit Free Press. Tho gain which is made at the ex pense of character should bo set down bb loss. Publlus Syrus. Tho deacon romembered, but ho didn'l ndmit that lie did. "After n llttlo talk with him you started off downtown with tho two, I called nnd called you, but you novcr even looked back." It was true, but tho deacon wasn't going to say so. Ho wnsn't going-to sny anything at all. "When you got back homo you had n skinned jiobo nnd was breathing hnrd. All you would say about It was that you fell down. Samuel Dolby, you lied to your confiding wife! "Whllo you wore downtown this evening Mrs. White camo In nnd told mo nil about It It seems thnt tho man was taking the bull calf to sell to the butcher. When ho got Ihcro thero was a dispute about tho calf's weight That was where you butted lu. You never owned n bull calf In your life, but you had to bntt In and offer to bet $2 to ?1 that you could lift him." Tho deacon grinned, but tho grin wns hidden from Mrs. Dolby. "Tho man bet with you nnd you lost You could no moro lift that calf than you could lift a barn. You heaved and grunted nnd tugged. And when you claimed you had lifted It when you hadn't and you refused to hand over tho bet both men called vyou a liar and tho owner of tho calf skinned Misses Dorothy Rosencrans and Hazel Slocum, of Cozad, arrived in the city Friday afternoon to visit over Sun day with the.former's sister, Mrs. I. A. Gilbert. Better be poisoned in one's blood than to be poisoned In one's principles. Confucius. Transformation. "Hymen is a great magician!" "Prove it!" "See how often ho turns a turtlo dove into a snapping turtle. Judge. Nothing is difficult; it is only wo who are indolent Benjamin R. noydon. your noso nnd chased you n quarter of a mile!" Tho deacon cringed, but chewed vig orously to hldo It Ho honestly be lieved thnt he had lifted tho calf, but tho others wero against him. "There Is tho case, Samuel, and do you blatno mo for Jumping head first Into tho plcklo barrel?" Tho deacon had finished his third npplo and he was futl. Ho thorefore shut and pocketed his Jockkulfo and gavo n sort of gulp to signify that he wns full. "I thought I could dlo and not say anything about It," continued Mrs. Dolby, "but I Just had to back out of that barrel and let you know thnt your perfidy wns discovered. "I havo dono my duty, Samuel, and I go back to my plcklo barrel. I don't want tho angels to sny I was too hard on you. mid so I will admit that I havu heard of coses whero men wero half crazy about bull calves. That may hovo been what nlled you that day. If you think It was, why why" Tho deacon may havo thought so, and ho may have repudiated the sug gestion with Bconi, but ho had a wise old hend on his shoulders and main tained silence oxcopt for n yawn or two. "If you wero bull calf crazy then 1 might forgive you If you got down on your knees.", "Humph!" Bald tho deacon to him self. "Samuel, you needn't mind about a largo funeral for me. 1 deserve one. but I don't wnnt to put you to needless expense. Being ns 1 drowned mysolf lu tho plcklo lmr'l, why not uso that as my collln?" Tho deacon may havo thought It a good Idea, but ho didn't say bo. There was a long minute of silence, and then; "I don't know but what It Is my duty to stay horo on earth, Samuel. When a husband gots to running after bull calves, who should watch ont for him but his wlfo? If you would only get down on your knees" Tho deacon mode no move to rest on his marrowbones. "Or if you would promise to let bull calves alono for tho rest of your life" Tho deacon yawncd.and stretched. "Or If you would Just say you was sorry" Tho deacon didn't say It. "Well," Bald Mrs. Dolby as sho wiped her tears away, "I know by your looks that you aro sorry, and so I nm going to forglvo you. Samuel, would you llko buckwheat cakes and maple Musses foi breakfast?" And Mrs. Dolby was saved again! vffi Q B flH V?HferSPvC' PERFECT SAFETY Don't worry about baby burning himself when you have a Oil Cook-stove The heat is all at the burn ers. This means a safe and. economical stove, and a cool kitchen No waste, no soot or ashes. 1, 2, 3, and 4 burner styles, and new stove with fireless cooking oven. All hardware and general stores. m$, Infield dfield, Physicians and Surgooas. WILLIS J. REDF1ELD. Surgeon. JOB D. REDFIELD, Physician. OFFICE: . Physicians & Surgeons . Hospital . . PHONE 642. Office phono 241. Res. phone 217 L. C. DROST, Osteopathic Physician. North Platte, - - Nebraska. McDonald Bank Building. ORDER OF HEARING. Tho State of Nebraska, Lincoln county, si. In the County Court. In'the matterof tho estate of John H.Guther lcss deceased. .... To the creditors, heirs, legatees and others In terested in the estate of John II. Gutherless. Take notice, that Mary Gutherless has filed In the county court, a report of her doings as ad ministrator of said estate, and it Is ordered that the same stand for hearing' the 12th day of May, A. D. 1914 before tho court at the hour of 9 o'clock, a. m., at which time any person In terested may appear and accept to and contest the same. ... NoUce of this proceeding and tho hearing thereof is ordered riven to all persons interested In said matter by publishing a copy of this order In tho North Platte Tribune, a semi-weekly news paper printed in sid county for three consecutive weeks prior to said date of hearing. Dated April 17th. 1914. a22-3 JOHN GTANT. County Judge. Lawn Fertilizer. A splendid fertilizer for lawns, rec ommended by tho Department of Agri culture is composed of the following: Sodium Nitrate 4 parts Powd. Blood Albumen 8 parts Mix with 40 gallons of water or mix dry and sprinkle oxer 400 square feet of lawn. While these salts are the principal ingredients that enrich tho soil that manure ia composod of, yet the fnct is the coat is less than one-third. Per fectly sanitary. Without dandelions and grub worms, is alono a good reason why it should bo used in preference to manure. For sale at Stone Drug Co. DR. HARRY MITCHELL GRADUATE DENTIST. Telephone Red 4 COSH Dewey St. North Pla '.to. Nebraska. Perfection Oil Gives Best Results Standard Oil Company Notice for Bids Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received at the office of the city clerk of North Platte, Ne braska, up to 5 o'clock p. rn. May 5th, 1914, for the construction of a lateral sewer in sewer district "D" in said city according to the plans and specifi cations now on file in tho office of tho city clerk of said city. Approximate estimate of cost of sewer lateral as per report of city en gineer is $1360.00. Local labor to be employed as far' as practicable. Certified check on local bank of 5 per cent of amount bid will bo required to insure entering into contract. Satisfactory bona to De given wnen contract is signed. Mayor and council reserve right to re ject any or all bids. By order of the city council. Chas. F. Temple, City Clerk. (NEUUAntlAl Omaiia Notice for Bids Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will bo received at the office of tho city clerk of North Platte, Nebraska, up to 5 o'clock p. m. May 5th, 1914, for the construction of a lateral sewer in newer district "C" in said city ac cording to the plans and specifications now on file in the office of the city clerk of said city. Approximate estimate of cost of sewer lateral as per report of city en gineer is $1(355.80. Local laoor to De empioyeo. as iar u far as practicable. Certified check on local bank of 5 per cent of amount bid will bo required to insuretentering into contract. Satisfactory bond to be given when contract is signed. . Mavor and council reserve the right to reject any or all bids. By order of the city council. Chas. F. Temple, City Clerk. Application for Liquor License. Matter of application of Patrick G. Haynes for liquor license. Notice is hereby given that ratrick: G. Haynes did upon the 14th day of April, 1914 file his application to the Village Board of Trustees of Brady, Lincoln county, Nebraska, for license to sell malt, spirituous and vinous liquors on lots 13, 14, and 15, in block 6, in the village of Brady, Lincoln county, Ne braska, to begin at tho municipal year of 1914 and toend with the same in the spring of 1915. If there would bo no objection, remon strance or protest filed within two weeks from April 17, A. 1). 1914, said license will be granted Patrick G. Haynes, Applicant. Sheriff's Sale. By vlrtuoof an order of sale issued from tho districtcourt of Lincoln county. Nebraska, upon a decree of foreclosure rendered In said court wherein Milton White et al is plaintiff nnd G. B. Jewell ct al are defendants, and to me directed, I will on the 9th day of May, 1914, at 2 o'clock p. m.. at the cast front door of the court house in North Platte, Lincoln county. Nebraska, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash, to satisfy said docree. Interests and costs, the following de scribed, property, to-wlt: South half of section twenty-two 22 TownBhlp twelve 12 Range thirty 30 west of the 6th P. M, Lincoln county. Nebraska. Dated North Platte. Ncbr., April Gth,1914. A. J. SALISBURY. Sheriff. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Serial No. 05087 DEPARTMENT OP THE INTERIOR. United States Land Office North Platte, Nebraska, March. 25. 1914. Notice is hereby given that John D. Brose, of North Platte. Neb., who on March 22. 1911. made homestead entry No. 050S7 for WNK Section 34. Township 15 N. Range SO, W. of 6th Principal Meridan. has filed notice of intention to make final three year proof, to establish claim to the land above described before the register and receiver at North Platte Nebraska, on tho 22nd day of May. Claimant names as wltnossses: Georgo Alex ander, Orson Coville. Fred Bremer and Dennis Breen. all of North Platte, Nebr. m31-6 J. E. Evans. Register. Notice For Bids. Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received at the office of the City Clerk of North Platte, Nebraska, up to 5:00 o'clock p. m.,' May 5th, 1914, for the 3rd ward hose house building, which is now loedted on tho rear of lot 4. block 132 of this city, being just back of the Mutual Building & Loan Associa tion building. Snid bid to cover the building just as it is and where it now stanas, the Dinner, wnose diu is to cepted, is to move the building off and clean up tne lot. As the city is advertising separately for bid for the boll now in the tower in said building, with tho understanding that the bidder, whoso bid is accepted on the bell Is to take it down, this bid will not cover the bell or the taking of the same down and tho bell is hereby reserved from said bid. Certified check on local bank for 10 per cent of amount ot bid will be re quired to insure entering into contract. Mayor and Council reserves the right to reject any or an uius. By order of City Council. Chas. F. Temple, City Clerk. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Serial No. 04646 Department of the Interior. U. S. Land Office at North Platte, Nebr. March. 11, 1914. Notice Is hereby given that Nellie Weeks, of Tryon, Nebr., who. on March 4, 1910, made Homestead Entry No. 04G46, for nil of Section 20. twp. 17, N. rge. SO, west of tho 6th Principal Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make final threo year proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before the register ' and receiver, at North Platte, Nebr.. on the 15th day of May. 1914. Claimant names as witnesses: David N, Caliender, Harry E. Callendcr, Henry V. Rlckloy, Berl Hudson.aJl of Tryon, Ncbr. mt76 J. E. Evan. Register. , SHERIFF'S' SALE. By virtue of an, order of sale issued from tbe district court of Lincoln county, Nebraska, upon a decree of foreclosure rendered in said court wherein Saline County Bank, a cor poration, is plaintiff, and Lewis Jergensen, et al., are defendants, and to mo di rected, I will on the 30th day of April 1914, at 2 o'clock, p.m.. at the east front door of the court house In North Platte, Lincoln county. Nebraska, sell at public auction to the highest bidder lor casn to sausiy saia decree. Interest and costs, the following described property to-wlt: South half (SH) and south half(SM)pf tho northeast quarter (neW) and the northeast quarter (neK) of the northeast quarter (neW) of section fourteen 14 In township ten 10 north of range twenty-eight 28 west of the 6th Principal Meridan, Lincoln county, Nebraska. Dated North Platte, Neb., March 26th. 1914. m3l-5 A. J.Salisbury, Sheriff. Notice For Bids. Notice is hereby given that Bealed bids will be received at the office of tho city clerk of North Platte, Nebraska, up to 5:00 o'clock p. m., May 5th, 1914, for the bell now located in the tower of the 3rd ward hose house building, situ ate on the rear of lot 4, block 132 of this city. Said bid to cover tne oeii where it is now located, the fortunate bidder to take the bell down from the tower and must be done at once upon the acceptance of the bid. Certified check on local band for 10 per cent of amount of bid will bo re quired to insuro entering into contract. Mayor and Council reserves the right to reject any or all bids. By order ot uny council. Chas. F. Temple, City Clo irk. Notice for Bids. Notice is hereby given-that sealed bids will bo received at the office of the city clerk of North Platto, Nebrasha, up to 5 o'clock, p. m., May 5th, 1914, for the construct on of a lateral sower in sower district "J" in said city ac cording to the plans and specifications now on file in the office of tho city clerk nf said citv. Annroximnte estimate oi cost oi sewer lateral as per report of city engineer is $1006.40. Local labor' to be employed as far as practicable. Uorctneu cnecx on locai uunn oi o per cent of amount bid will be required to insure entering into contract. Satisfactory bond to be given when contract is signed. Mayor and council reserve the right to reject any or all bids. By order of the city council. a21-2 Chas. F. Temple, City Clerk. LEGAL NOTICE William E, Funkhauser and Lillian O. Funk houser, defendants, will take notice that on the inih lav of Anril. 1911. Loren Sturges. plaintiff Therein, filed his petition in tho District Court of Lincoln county, iNeurnsKa, against saiu ueienuams and other defendants, the object and prayer of which are to foreclose a certain mortgage ex ecuted by the above named defendants to the plaintiff upon lots seven (7), eight (8), nine (9), ten (10), eleven (11) and twelve (12), In block three 3, of Gamble's Addition to tho town of Her shey, Lincoln county, Nebraska, to secure the payment of a certain promissory note, dated March 6th, 1911, for the sum of $1,000.00 due and payable in ninety days from the dato thereof That thero is now due upon said note and mort gage the sum of $1,223.85. For which sum with interest from Juno 15, 1914, plaintiff pray for a decree that said defendants bo required to pay the same, or that said premises may be sold to satisfy the amount due. You arc required to answer said petition on or before the 25th day of May, 1914. Dated April 10th. 1914. I.OREN STURGIS. Plaintiff al4-4 By Wilcox & Halllgan. his Attorneys. IN THE COUNTY COURT OF LINCOLN COUNTY. NEBRASKA. NoUceof hearing of probating of a foreign will. To all persons interested in tho estate of C. A. Carpenter, deceased. Whereas, Ed Hicklln, of Louisa county, Iowa, has filed In my offieo a petition praying to h Vea duly authenticated copy of what purports to be the last will and testament of one C, A, Carpen ter, who died in Ixiulsn county, Iowa, on or about the 5th day of October, 1913, admittud to probate as a forolgn will. Which will purports to have been admitted to probate by the probate court of Louisa county, Iowa, on or about the 4th day of November, 1913. Which will relates to both real and personal property, and especially to the north one-half NM and tha southeast quarter SE!4 of section nine 9, township thirteen 13, range thirty-one 31 and tho east one-half of section 32, township 13, range 30, in Lincoln county, Ne braska, and the north one-half and the southeast quarter of section 25, township nine, range 0, In Dawson county, Nebraska. I havo therefore appointed Tuesday, the 5th day of May, 1914, at 9 o'clock in tbe forenoon at the county court room in said connty as the time and place for tho hear ing of said petition. At which time and place you and all concerned may appear and contest the admitting of sad will to probate as a foreign will. It Is further ordered thai said peti tioners will give notice to all persons interested In said estate of the pendency of this petition, and the time and place of hearing of the same by causing a copy pf this order to be published In the North Platte Semi-Weekly Tribune, a newspaper printed and published In said county for three weeks successively, prior to the time set for hearing. I In witness whereof I have hereunto set my I handed official seal tills 13th day of April. 1914. al4-3 JOHN GRANT, SEAL County Judge N