The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, February 17, 1914, Image 3
THE NORTH PLATTE 8EMLWEEKLY TRIBUNE. GAS, D YSPEPSIft ESI ft i-aV "Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour, gassy stomachs in five minutes Time It! You don't Viftnt a slow remedy when your stomach l bad or an uncertain one or a harmful one your stomach Is too valuable1, you mustn't Injure It. Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for Its epoed In giving relief; Its harmless nebs; Its certain unfailing action In regulating sick, nour, gassy stomachs. Its millions of cures in Indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach trouble has made- It famous the world over. Keep this perfect stomach doctor In your home kejp It handy get a largo fifty-cent casa from any dealer and then If anyono should eat something which doesn't ngreo with them; If what they eat lays like lead, fermentB and sours and forms gas; causes head ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa tions of acid and undigested food remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes in contact with tho stomach all such distress vanishes. Its prompt ness, certainty and ease in overcoming tho worst stomach disorders is a reve lation to those who try It. Adv. Easy to Tint Candles. Candles can bo tinted In any color, or painted in any design by using fuchsin, methyl violet or any others of this class of colors, dissolved In wood alcohol. They may be dipped Into a bath of the dye, or this may bo applied with a paint brush. THICK, GLOSSY HAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF GIz-Ib! Beautify Your Halrl Make It f 3ft, Fluffy and Luxuriant Try the Moist Cloth. ' Try as you will, after an application of Dandorine, you cannot find a single traco of dandruff or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will please you most, will bo after a few weeks' use, when you see new hair, fine and downy at first yes but real ly new hair growing all over tho Ecalp. A little Dandorine Immediately dou bles tho beauty of your hair. No differ ence how dull, faded, "hrittlo and scraggy, just moisten a cloth with Danderiiro and carefully flraw It through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. Tho effect 13 Im mediate and amazing your hair will be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an appearance of abundance; an incom parable luster, softness and luxuri ance, tho beauty and shimmer of true hair health. Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton'a Danderlne from any store and prove that your hair is as pretty arfd soft as any that it has been neglected or injured by careless treatment that'i all. Adv Definite at Last. "So Wobbler Is dead." "Yes, and It's tho first time ho ever arrived at a definite conclusion." THIS WOMAN'S S1CKN g Quickly Yielded To Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Baltimore, Md. "I am more than glad to tell what Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound did for me. I suffered dreadful pains and was very irregular. I became alarmed and sent for Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound. I took it reg ularly until I was without a cramp or pain and felt like another person, and it has now been six months since I took any medicine at all. I hope my little note will assist you in helping other wo men. I now feel perfectly well and in tho best of health." Mrs. August W. Kondner, 1632 Hollins Street, Bal timore, Md. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound, mado from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record of being the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on file in tho Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., seem to prove this fact For thirty years it has been the stand ard remedy for female ills, and has re stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail ments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc If yon want special nlico write to Lydia E. Pinklinm Med icine Co., ( conlidential ) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will bo opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. CUnnmnCRV and Needlo Work easllr learned. CMDllUIUCllI Dontrou Ilka to do fancy work? A eooit war to upend lonir winter eyonlngs Ton can ell wbat ron make. Kull and complete! conrae. In- .Inrilnir nnfftt ft My Trt rilffArpnt amrhpa AXDlalned and Illustrated. BendtodaT. IIJKAI. hYh'lKMh, 007 SKVKNTJI AVKhUK, l'UOItlA, ILL. AlfaTfa"Seed"$6 FiMr, SftMS M fea fPERNTW' ) "V5 . i if ,111 , MlrtifcJMMIII I, TmiM CAN iUPPLt NYTtflC gUNDRni PSUN UJU 4mm rir "jHyy ?i jvatsbskulji tijifz? U. S. Keeps Tab Upon Army and Navy Deserters ASHINOTON As Uncle Sam lliuls trouble In locating recalcitrant mem bers of the a: my and navy who take "French leave," theie is a bureau in both tho war and nay departments to keep tab on these Individuals. In the war department tho buroau Is pro Bided over by a "grnyboard" who has been in the Bcrvico slnco oight years after the Civil war. He Is so familiar with the files of tho office under the adjutant general that each yellow back envelope Is almost like an old friend. "I.iko father, llko son" is an old adage, and It was never more true than of conditiops in this office. Like the old man who presides over the destinies of the yellow back paper envelopes nnd the antiquated furniture, are the methods which he employs in conducting the affairs of tho bureau. "I would llko you to look up for me tho name of Ray Schultz or Hoy Schult or Schults," was a request made of this official recently. It has been estimated that in tho past ton years nearly 1,000,000 record enlistments have been filed in the olllce. As the files are arranged, however, a seatch Is not thu aiduous task that upon first glance it seems to be. On every side of tho room, whicli runs tho entiro longth of one wing of tho war department, are steel file cases. Tho enlistment date was secured in a little less than two hours. An answer to a similar inquiry in the navy department was obtained in a little less than 20 minutes. The system there is entirely different. It follows the index system of the modem department store. As an officer explained, it sometimes developed that hurry was manda tory. He pointed out the case of an enlisted man who had been arrested In a southern city for deserting his ship, which had been ordered to Mexican waters. The enlisted man upon arrest denied he was an enlisted man. No im mediate proof could bo obtained that he was in tho navy or that he was a deserter. The only accusation against him was brought by a witness who thought he had recognized the man. Navy ofllcials were communicated with, but the only word received by the court officers was "hold the prisoner for Identification." It was three days before the court was completely convinced that the enlisted man was a member of tho navy. Everything Under the Sun at Special Prices ffpVERYTIIING but a nursing bottle!" was the conclusion reached by Byron tu R Newton, assistant secretary of the treasury, commenting on the wido and inexhaustible rango of articles in the schedule of the general supply com mittee, snowing mat me government Is prepared to supply at special con tract prices to all departments and ad ministiatlve bureaus In Washington "It embraces every other commodity under the sun." "Hold on!" said his private secre tary. The privato secretary took over the general schedule that Mr Newton had laid aside. He thumbed over the pages. "Nursing bottles bottles ah, under laboratory apparatus, Bottles but not tho right sort. Hospital supplies. Here we are," said tho private becre tary, pointing out an item to Mr. Newton. "3G20. Bottles of samples, (d) Nursing, graduated, 12 ounces," Mr. New ton lead in the book. "By jove. Even a nursing bottle. It has every thing under the sun that can be bought," he admitted. And so It seems. Stationery and drafting supplies; hardware, metals, cordage and. leather and saddlery; dry goods and wealing apparel; drugs and medicines, chemicals and reagents; laboratory, hospital appliances and surgical Instruments; elec trical engineering and plumbing supplies; lumber, millvvork, packing boxes and building materials; paints, oils, glass and brushes; provisions and house hold supplies; forage, flour and seed; photographic supplies and special equip ment; engraving, printing and lithographic supplies; fuel and Ice; incandes cent electric lamps; incandescent gas lamp supplies; motor trucks; type writing and computing machines; electric service; telephone service. There aro the general classifications under which nearly every conceivable thing on earth Is sublistcd. One could be born into the world by virtue of the facilities of this general schedule and go out of it by its aid at any old time, and In the course of the Hfo between never Know a need that the general schedule could not meet. Here Are Two Men Who Get Paid for Eating IT sounds like the Ideal job when one hears of getting paid for eating, but there are two men in Uncle Sam's omploy who draw their salaries mainly because of this; and they will vouch for the fact that such a position is by no means as simple a little thing as a person might suppose. Of course they SJL rtr vi)- moro man inis. inoy investigate vafi'WJ lootistuirs, prepare reports and nn&tfiPTCsTiMNyflf otner tnings mat a layman can Wrnf&iSmMJ hardly explain. But they get paid for eating as well. The two men are Dr. C. F. Lang worthy, chief, and Dr. Robert Milner, assistant, in the bureau of the bureau of food hygiene of the department of agricultuie These two men havo a corps of assistants, who, like themselves, aro required to do plain and fancy eating Occasionally a subject is brought In, under the nuspices of I nclo Sam, and he Is placed in a contrivance which looks like a cell in a police ytation, and is fed and his temperature Is tain'ii. Reports aro made as to the effect that tho food had on hlni. Not long ago a cheese investigation began. Every kind of cheese, lieh. juicy cheese, crumbly cheese, cheese that was odorless and cheese that smell ed llko a Tammany Investigation, was hi ought Into the office. Dr. Milner picked out a nice, ripe cheese and cut off a generous slab. "Everybody try some," ho urged, biting Into his slice, and over body did. For a week tbe"ofIlco nto cheese omelette, cheese couflle, cheese pudding, plain cheese, baked cheese, fried cheese and several other kinds of cheese. The point was to determlno whether cheese could be assimilated. Tho office decided that it could and, inasmuch as some of the hardy workers ate six ounces a day without suffering the slightest ailment, tho office seemed to be right. Pen Picture of Senator LaFollette on Rostrum DID you ever see Robert M LaFollette speak? It Is more of a sight than a Bound. He doubles himself into knots, giinds his teeth and puts on every "prop" of Intensity known to the forensic pla at tot. He looks as If he means business. One constantly expects to hear him say something that will rip the stais fiom their appointed places and tumble the Indigo firmament upon the frightened worlds But ho never sas It. That's wheie the joke conies In. And that's what gives point to an observation made recently by W. Sinkler Manning One evening re cently Senator LaFollette was mak ing a speech on end, his eyes glittered, his voice sounded like that of tho ghost In Hamlet, his snaky fingers wiggled and waved through tho air at tho terrified Democrats The blood mantled his face; his teeth ground. At any moment he might say "Fo-fo fl fum, 1 hinell the blood of a Roosevelt Mun " But ho didn't. Ho said nothing of importance whatsoever, nothing that might not havo been uttered in tones as douce us that of a mating dove. Mr. Manning watched him for a while, then, turning In disappointment, he remarked with a sigh: "I live always In tho hope thut ho will utter boiuo Hcutenco so vital that t will justify the expression on his face." jWaijBfl t'A Jf -y WF ifirTnVvil . lKsVRqUftHisWjasftassssWk JBw K Vu'H wake up with J S a good taste in your M jR if you chew this after, Q """"""lKi ZHk digestion aiding mSkst& H 3H mint leaf juice MVvlf K P BIBfat. ? -jTa?BWW. vfl k Bt flv .BBr aMLaVaW mf JvBBt JH a pleasant, inexpensive, beneficial IkW sl iyP pastime. It brightens teeth besides. jjgpjj K AVI BUY IT BY THE BOX . ,tl at most dealers for 85 cents Each box contains twenty 5 cent packages Chew it after every meal It stays fresh until used 6 J -L, Jm inmtrm anni . i - - J 4 ;7aittt..HnfetdatfHK:iv;Hfcnta.Minfeu -n SHISPVPiRMBPHHPVHiWBnHS Good Intentions should havo asbes tos wrappers for reasons unneces sary to mention. Untested virtue Is the cheapest com modity In the world. The universe is full of men with good Intentions. Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. Adv. Life seems to bo a gamo of hide-and-seek between the right opportuni ty and the right man. Shipping Fever Inflnenta, pink 070, epliootlo, dlatemper, and all noae nnd throat dl8eai eared, and nil olliera, no uinttor how "expoaed," kept from having anj of tlieaa uiacaaes nuu etvuiii'a iiiuuiu jjiBiJi.iui-r.il uuiiu. 'larco 10 aug aoaea ottcu core a caao. une w-cem Dottio guarameca 10 ao so. una imng lor nrooa mares. Acta on inn uiooa. cue ana 11 a Dome, sa nnn siu aoten bottles. Draggiiu ana narueaa slops, uiainpotors ju vvuuj. BAL.11 DUUUUIbTM. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists nnd UactorioloclsU, tlohu, Intl., U.S. A, UJfc. Nightly coughing and torturing throat tickle quickly icheved bv Dcan'n Mentha luted Cough Drops flu at all Drugging The only similarity between patriot ism and politics is that they both bo gin with p. Don't buv water for bluing. Liquid blue is almost nil water. Bnv Hed Cross Ball lilue, llio blue that's nil blue. Adv. For one ninn whoso religion Is sano there aie a tlioiiband whose piety comes in tho form of spasms. Putnam Padelesa Dyes aro tho eas iest to use. Adv. Ever notice that tho fellow, who dc feplses wealth generally wants to bor row a quarter? CHILDS' GIANT SUMMER COSMOS ) roiltlvtlf ttl UlOlt UitU ml txtuttful firiUn flowtr known, llluorai jrifuuly from June to Nov ,ctrli iUnt proilucluiff Ai u mi (it m flow ed, Urtttr "4 niort xqulalt than tli fall Coiruoi, wlilU, Mubh.iitnfa.roM.crliDvon.ctft tirhti tnywlitrt- flnut cut flvvtftr for vue,te.lliUtdfor IO rts iter ikt. In eludiiiQ5othertrniltiioSaV' fit tt$frte fur trial, vtt. 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