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The Gntun Inclm of tho Panama cnnal received a flno teat the other day whon fifteen vessels, Including throo
drodges, were lifted together from tho sea channel to tho surface of tho lake. Tho photograph 'shows tho locks
crowded with vessels.
HUMORS OF
a
"Bulls" by Clergymen Arouse
.Mirth of Their Hearers.
Bad Judgment Sometimes Displayed
by Preachers In the Selection of
Their Texts Curate's Odd
Exordium.
New Yock It wan Dr. Cosmo dor
don Lang, archbishop of York, who.
when ho was bishop of Stopnoy, ro
marled, apropos of tho chlldron of tho
cast end: "They aro doing a great
deal to robuko tho tendency of tho
clorgy to bocomo middle aged in spir
it dull, moroso and superior." And
ho told ono of his favorite Btorlon of
im cast end cleric, who was feeling
llfoless and dlsconsolato on setting out
on his dally round of visits, when a
SJttlo street urchin looked up at him
.'with a cheerful oyo and knowing smllo
and said:
"Ullo, young man!"
"That greeting qulto reassured tho
parson for tho rest of tho day," Dr.
Lang declurea.
And It was Dr. Ingram, bishop of
London, who onco declared that a
"senso pf humor Is essential to suc
cess. If a young man has no senso of
humor I would kcop him at collego
until ho got one."
Dut, although many clergymen seom
to lack that senso of humor which is
so essential If their work 1b to bo suc
cessful nnd popular, thoro aro occa
sions when they themsolvcs aro tho
cause, unconsciously, of much amuso
mont to others. Tho Itov. W. Cowan
tolls, for instance, how tho "bull" at
times arou&oB tho risibilities of tho
congregation and plays havoc with tho
solemnity of tho occasion.
"Brothron, I bog of you to tako hold
of your heart and look it straight in
tho face"
Tho following is said to havo been
a preachor'8 peroration: "Wo pursue
tho shadow; tho bubblo' bursts, It
loaves tho ashes in pur hands." A
London preacher a shorty tlmo ago In
vited "young mon and women of all
nges to attend his meetings, which re
minds ono of tho memorable exordium
of tho nervous curate: "Young ladlos,
or perhaps I should say young women,
for I wish to embraco you all." Nerv
ousness is, indeed, accountablo for
somo curious mistakes nnd laughablo
Incidents. Tho preacher must have
boon nervous who gavo out this toxt:
"Heaviness may enduro for Joy, but
night cometh in tho morning."
Apparently it Is dangorous for tho
young clergyman to fish for compli
ments. There is a story of a rovorond
dlvlno who onco asked a sexton how
ho liked tho sormon. "I didn't llko it
at all," candidly answered that worthy.
"Why, pray?" Inquired tho prcachor.
"First, bocauso you road It; secondly,
hccauBo it wbb not worth reading."
And thero was another young man
very vnin of his accomplishments as
a prcachor, "who, aftor olllclatlng at a
certain Borvico for a Scottish mlnlstor
who occasionally had to avail hlmnolf
of tho asslstanco of probationers, wns
met by thq old gcntlemnn with extend
ed hands as ho descended from tho
pulpit. Expecting high prnlso, ho said,
"No compliments, I prny," "Nay, nay,
my young friend," said tho parson,
"nowadays I'm glad o' anybody."
Mr. Cowan polnta out that preach
ers have a romarkablq lack of com
mon bcnso when choosing tholr texts.
IIo has heard of an Edinburgh minis
ter who preached n sermon on a mis
erly brother cleric from tho ordn,
"And tho beggnr dlod." Another clorlo
in preaching to a socloty of physlclatiB
announced ns his text: "A certain wo
man . . . had suffered many things
of many physicians nnd had spont all
that alio had, nnd wns nothing better,
hut rather grow worse."
This is a Htory, too, told of an old
evangelical clergyman who had a son
in orders. Tho young man became a
full blown ritualist. On ono occasion
tho futhor paid a vlBlt to his son, who
asked him to preach In his chinch.
For soma tlmo tho old man refused,
but prnsscd to do so, ho at length
3SCIIIJLM3MJ
THE PULPIT
consented, nnd choso tho text, "Dprd,
havo mercy upon my son, for ho Is a
lunatic."
"THE BURLESON" IS LATEST
Baltimore Postoffice Clerk Names New
Variety of Dahlia for His Offi
cial Suporlor.
Washington. Famo sought out
Postmaster General Burleson and
cloaked him when It produced a now
variety of dahlia nnd named it "tho
Duleson." W. II. Harvey, a clerk In
tho postofTlco at Baltimore was tho
humblo agent through which tho in
vestlturo wns accomplished. Mr. liar
voy dug nnd delved and produced tho
new bloom.
"And It's a corker," ho said proudly.
"It's worthy of tho distinguished name
It bears."
Tho postmastor genornl evidently
subscribed to Mr. Harvey's views, for
Postmaster General Burleson.
tho "Burloson" dunlin rested proudly
In a vaso on tho ofllclnl desk today. It
has co mo to bo recognized In govern
ment circles that n public man must
havo a rose or iv chrysanthemum or a
cigar or something mimed for him be
fore ho really can bo placed In tho ox
alted list.
HEARD FLtJTE
Captain of Steamer Solfels Reports
Odd Incident of Wireless While
at Sea.
Philadelphia. An unprecedented
phonomona In wireless telephone and
telegraphy waB told by Captain
Schmidt of tho German steamship Sol
fels, who roporta whllo bound from
Calcutta and Coylon to Philadelphia
ho hoard the clear notes of n fluto
at St. Michaels, 395 mlloa distant
from tho Solfels. On tho night of Sopi
tcmbor 20. WlrolosB Oporator Blitz
called Captain, Schmidt's as well ns
Chlot Olllccr Lumpo's utteutlon to tho
fnct that samo ono was playing on tho
Hutu, tho notes of which wero clear
and distinct to both Operator Blitz and
Chief Olllccr Iumpc Aa tho nearest
land, tho Azoro Islands, was approxi
mately 100 miles away, ajl hands woro
Interested to know whoro tho music
ciuno from. Tho mimic continued, and
n wirolcsB mussngo was sent to St.
Michaels, tho cupltnl of tho Azoros, A
reply stated that It was a mUonul hol
iday and tho man at thu Hutu was
playing "God Savo the King." ,
Ah tho wlreloss upparntus on the
Solfels was of tho Tollofunkon type,
which Is practically n telophouo and
wlrelesB telegraphy outfit combined,
thero wns no trouhlo In detecting tho
Bound, although n long dlstn ice away.
tjHpW-HE Hont.'i Is
iM
CURBS THE SAN JOSE SCALE
State
Geologist Discovers Parasite
That Clears Orchards of
the Pest.
Gettysburg, Pa. II. A. Surface, state
geologist, announces that ho and his
Inspectors havo discovered and aro
propagating n remarkablo Internal
parasite of tho Sun Jose scale that' 1b
clearing up this dreaded horticultural
pest throughout tho eastern quarter
of Pennsylvania.
"In making tho announcement of tho
discovery, propagation and dissem
ination of an effective enemy of tho
San Jose Scalo," said Professor Sur
face, "I am announcing by far tho
most important horticultural event in
America for tho entire year.
This parasite, which is a hymen
opteron, a very mlnuto waspllko In
sect, has cleared up tho scalo entire
ly in most orchards of tho counties of
Franklin, Cumberland, Adams, York,
Dauphin, Lebanon, Lancaster,"T3orks,
Buckb, Montgomery, Chester nnd Del
aware. Orchards that were badly In
fested by tho scalo a year ago aro npw
entirely free from it. Entire nurs
eries that could not get stato certifi
cates a year ago because of bad In
fection, aro now so clean that tho
best Inspectors havo been unablo to
find a living scalo in them this sea
son." MOTHER SLAIN; BABY UNHURT
Infant Has Inexplicable Escape From
Death In Flvo-Story
Fall.
Paris. Tho conclergs of a house in
tho Ituo des Pyrenees heard tho sound
of a fall In the courtyard tho other
morning. Rushing out, ho found tho
body of Mmo. Coquolet, a fifth floor
tenant, lying ngnlnst tho wall, and her
baby crying cIobo by. On being car
ried to a hospital tho woman dlod Im
mediately, but the child was miracu
lously unhurt, except that Its lip was
cut by a broken tooth.
Coquolet was still In bod when his
wlfo roso to make tho coffee, and tho
next thing ho heard was that tho body
had been found below tho kitchen win
dow, out of which sho mtiBt have
thrown herself with tho baby clasped
in hor arms. Tho only explanation of
fered by tho widower Is that his wife
must havo been laboring under n fit of
neurasthenia, as ho nover had the
slightest reason to suspect any sui
cidal Intention, nor was thoro the
slightest motlvo for her taking her
Jlfo. Tho escapo of tho baby Is Inex
plicable. 400 MILES OFF
GOT NAME IN PUBLIC PRINT
Young New Yorker Leaps From the
Brooklyn Bridge for Notori
ety's Sake.
Now York. Pedestrians on tho
Brooklyn brldgo wero startled when
thoy honrd Patrolman Slevln shout:
"Stop, or I'll shoot!" Somo of them
turned In tlmo to sen a slim young man
in a bathing suit vault to tho top of
tho railing near tho mlddlo of tho
span. Ho stuck his thumb to his nose
nnd wiggled his lingers at tho police
man. "You can't hit a balloon," ho yell
ed. Thon ho jumped. Ho struck tho
wator foet first, and disappeared. In
a fow seconds ho bobbed up and swam
to a waiting rowbont. Tho jumper, who
said ho was Josoph C. Murphy, twenty-one,
wnB arrested and.chnrgod with
attempted sulcldo. "Aw," protested
Murphy, "I just jumped to get my
nunio in tho papers."
Dog Is Sentenced to Death,
Nowurk, N. J. Judgo Herr In dis
trict court hero sontoncod a dog to
death bocauso It had bitten Sidney
Iloaenbloom, thirteen, nnd his pet par
rot. Mrs. John Kravnrlck, ownor of
tho dog, testified that tho parrot called
hor dog a "dirty purp" and kopt It up
until thu dog got tired of It and bit
tho bird.
tuT no pleasuro tempt tlicc, no
ptoflt allure, no ambition cor
rupt thee, no cxntnplt sway thee, no pos
session movp then, to do anything which
thou lenowest to bo ovll. Franklin.
SOME THANKSGIVING GOODIES.
Tho time-honored dishes which aro
inseparable from Thanksgiving nro
so often discussed that a few differ
ent ways of serving tho common veg
etables may bo of interest at this
time.
BeoiH that aro baked In tho oven
have a hotter flavor than when they
nro boiled. Caro should be taken in
turning them not to break tho skin.
Servo them sliced or chopped, sea
soned with butter and pepper and salt.
Stuffed Onions. Take as many on
ions as there aro people to sorve, par
boll them until tender but not broken.
Drain, remove tho centers when cold,
chop three of these centers and mix
with a cup of cold cooked ham, fine
ly chopped. Moisten with cream and
tho yolk of an egg, well beaten. Fill
tho centers with this mixture
Placo a piece of butter on tho top
of each, put lnto a deep dish and
bake. Pour a little milk about them
and bako a fow minutes covered, then
romovo tho cover, sprinkle with but
tered crumbs and when brown, serve.
.Braised Cabbage. Aftor cutting a
good sized cabbage in half, soak it
In cold water for an hour or more.
Then boll quickly In plenty of boiling
salted water. Drain and remove tho
stalk from tho center, after cooking
twenty minutes. Put Into a sauco pari
ono sliced carrot, ono sliced turnip,
ono stalk of celery, a fow sprlga of
parsley, ono sliced onion and a bunch
of any herbs. Lay tho cabbage on
top, pour over two cupfuls of Htock
and boil until tender. Drain. Lay
on a hot dish and servo at once.
Young Carrots. Scrape the carrots
and put them Into a sauce .pan with, a
small onion, a bay leaf, a littlo salt
and popper. Cover with stock and
stow until tender. Place on a dish
around a mound of mashed potatoes.
Fried Celery. Wash nlco pieces of
celery and simmer In boiling salted
water until tender. Drain nnd cut in
halves, lengthwlso; brush over with
beaten egg, seasoned with salt and
pepper. Fry in deep fat and when
a light brown romovo and drain.
Sprinkle with chopped parsley and
serve.
When tho large, fresh mushrooms
may be obtained, there Is nothing
more delicious to servo with a stuf
fing or forcemeat made of chopped
ham, and sensonlngs, filling the caps,
and then bake In a hot oven fifteen
minutes.
Smlld nwhlle, and while
You smllo another smiles,
And Boon there's miles
And miles of smiles.
And llfo'H worth while
Because you smllo.
CHESTNUT TIME.
This delicious nut is so good in
many ways that those who aro for
tunato enough to havo plenty aro to
bo congratulated.
As a stuffing for fowl they aro a
great dollcacy. Boll and mash and
season well with butter, salt and red
pepper. Tho addition of bread crumbs
helps In filling a lnrgo turkey. Mush
rooms or oysters may ho substituted
for part of tho chestnuts. If so desired.
Onion, thymo or sago Is ndded for sea
soning. Plain boiled chestnuts,
mashed and seasoned, are a delicious
'dish served as a vegetable.
French Chestnut Soup. Peel and
boll a quart of large chestnuts in salt
ed wator, remove tho brown skins and
chop fine. Add a teaspoonful each of
salt and sugar, the rind of a lemon
and a quart of wator; bring to a boll
and cook slowly for an hour. Rub
through a sieve, add two quarts of
veal or chickon stock, a teaspoon of
parsley, finely minced, a tablespoonful
of flour nnd butter well blended, nnd
season with red pepper. Simmer
twenty minutes, stirring ul! tho tlmo.
Put through a slovo nnd servo. A
yolk of egg well beaten may bo added
Just boforo serving, if so desired. It
makes n richer soup. I
Chestnut Pancakes. Beat separate
ly tho yolltB and whites of threo eggs,
add thrcofourth3 of a cup of cream, a
tablespoonful each of butter and su
gar with sufllclent flour sifted with
two tenspoonfuls of baking powder to
mako a batter. When tho cakos aro
bakod, spread with cheBtnut puroo,
seasoned with salt nnd mixed with a
little cream. Roll tho cakes and fas
ton with toothpicks. Sprlnklo with
powdored sugar and brown in tho
oven.
Spiteful.
Patience (looklng-In tho glass) Can
1 believe my eyes? There nro two
gray hairs!
Patrice Take tho hair back to tho
storo nnd mako 'cm chnngo it, dear."
Getting Up In the World.
Architect (enthusiastically) When
jou got Into tho now houso you won't
know yoursuUoa.
Mrs. Newrlch Excuso me, it will
be other pooplo wo won't know.
How many smites thoro could bo
If folks would always say:
"Good mornlnK, nelgltbor, let mo glvo
A helping hand today!"
How ninny smiles there will be..
My friend, when you and I
Have learned to practice what wo wish
Them's other folks would try!
John Trowbridge.
HINTS WORTH KNOWING.
Hero is n suggestion' for fixing a
pine or soft wood floor which Is cer
tainly Invaluable. Smooth off tho
floor, filling all tho cracks with filler
or putty, and then palm It with a coat
of sodium silicate (soluble glass), tho
samo thnt Is used to pre&crva eggs.
It will, also preserve floors and save
tho back of tho woman who has to
scrub and clean them. Tho water
glass will dry almost Immediately, und
throo coats should bo put on, ono right
after tho other. If you wish to chango
tho color of your floor, add yellow
ochro or Vandyke brown (water col
ors, not oil). Try on a board until
tho color desired is obtained. When
tho paint Is dry, cover It with n coat
of three parts boiled Unseed oil and
ono part Japan dryer, mixed. Any
kind of a floor or old furniture may
bo treated in this way.
Apply a raw white egg to a cut; it
will keep out foreign matter and allay
tho pain.
For a cough, a roasted lemon Is both
healing and pleasant to take. Roast
tho lemon carefully until thoroughly
hot, then Bqueezo thp juice Into a
cup containing a few tablespoonfuls
of sugar. Tako a spoonful whenever
tho cough Is troublesome.
Burn a Ilttlo camphor gum In tho
closets where moths havo been found.
Close the door and keep the fumes In
aB long as possible.
A piece of camphor gum In the sil
ver chest will keep tho silver from
tnrnishing.
A lump of lime kept In the fruit
closet will keep mold from forming on
Jelly and preserves.
When peeling onions, a pair of auto
goggles worn will keep tho eyes from
troubling.
Keep a list of easily prepared dishes
Inside tho cupboard door or in an
equally handy place, so when unex
pected company arrives In the flurry
of trying to think of something to eat
no tlmo need bo lost.
Slip a paper bag over tho egg beater
when whipping a little cream In a
bowl, so there will be no splatterB.
A dlBh mop Is a good window clean
er. Uso two, ono to wash and the
other for polishing tho windows.
Bread dipped in milk and baked
makes delicious rusks to serve with
salad or soup.
Smllo oven when you'ro down and out,
Smllo when trouble routs about
Smllo In sorrow, smllo In pain,
Sunshine always follows rain.
THERE'S POETRY IN PIE.
Thero Is probably no pio more gen
erally liked than pumpkin, when It Is
well mado and properly sea&oued. A
cup of Blfted pumpkin, or at most a
cup and a quarter will mako a good
sized pie. Ono or two eggs, a pint of
milk, sugar, ginger, a little cinnamon
or cloves, If ono likes a dark pie, with
a few drops of lemon extract gives a
good flavoi. Tho richer the milk the
better the pie, of course.
Pineapple Ple..-Mako a good rich
curst, add tho pineapple -with enough
sugar to sweeten, put a teaspoonful
of flour sifted over and then placo tho
top criist. Bako as usual. Long, 6low
baking brings out the flavor of pine
apple as well as ordinary apple.
Cornstarch Pie. Scald a pint ol
milk, add two tablespoonfuls of corn
starch, the beaten yolkB of two eggs,
a pinch of salt and n quarter of a cup
of sugar; boll, then pour Into a cruBt.
Cover with a meringue made from the
whites with two tablespoonfuls ol
sugar. Brown In oven. Flavor with
any desired flavoring.
Cream Pie. Bako a rich crust, and
when cool fill with sweotened whipped
cream flavored with vanilla. Just be
fore serving dot with bits of red jelly
Sour Cream Pie. Tako a cupful ol
sugar, choped raisins and sour cream;
add ono egg well beaten, one-half
teaspoonful each of cinnamon, nutmog
nnd salt, a fourth of a teaspoon of
cloves and a teaspoonful of vinegar.
Bako with two crusts.
Apple Custard. Add a cup of sugar
to a cupful of grated apple, two eggs
well beaten, one cup of sweet cream
and tho grated rind of a lomon. Pour
Into a pio plato lined with pastry, and
bake.
Any fruit may bo put Into a baked
shell, covered with egg white and
baked, making a very uttractlve pie.
Who Won?
"Your rival in lovo once?"
"Yes."
"He Booms rather crestfnllen.
evidently got tho girl?"
"No. Ho got tho girl."
You
An Easy Boss.
"Tho way that Btonographer ol
yours manipulates a machine ia wdn
dorful "
' "Yos, but tho way she manipulates
mo Is moro wonderful still."
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CHICAGO
Better cookies, cake
and biscuits, too. All
as light, fluffy, tender
and delicious as mother used
to bake. And just as whole
some., For purer Baking Pow
der than Calumet cannot.bo ha4
nt any price.
Ask your grocer.
RECEIVED HIGHEST AWARDS
VTU' Put Foo i Expoufoa, CUcuo. EL'
rutt fcxpotwoa, tnui, Mixta, H
rT.n don't tan wur worn yw lay catsa or btr-cu
baking pawdtr. Don't be muled. Bvy Calumet. It'll
H mora economic! noro weoiaome jiT butraalt. I
B (1.w.t I. f .P ann.rlAP to ,m mill, mm J J. I
Magnifisent Orops im
All partsof tliePror
Inces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan mid
Alberta, have pro
duced wonderful
yields of wliont,
out, barley and
Wheat araded from
Contract toNc.lIIurd,
tv!cript1 ti.NDtr nvi.l
yielded from 20 to 45 bushels
per ncre; 22 bushels was about
the total average.
Itllxcd I'lirniliic may bo
considered fully as profitable
nn industry an grain raising.
Tho excellent grasneH full of
nutrition are the only food re
quired either for beef or dnlry
purposes. In 1912 at Chicago,
Western Canada carried off the
Championship for beef steer.
Good schools, markets convenl
int. clliunin excellent, for the
homesteader, the man who wishes
to farm extensively, or the Inycs
tor. Canada otters tho bluest op
nortunlty of any placo on tho
conUnent.
Apply for descriptive llteratnro
and reduced railway rates to Ku
perlntendent of Immigration, (Jt
tavt t., Canuda, or to
W. V. BENNETT,
Boo Building, Omaha, Neb.
Not Yet.
"Do you not proposo to marry?"
asked Miss Flittors of young Mr. I3aln
bridge. "Well, I haven't proposed yet," ro
plied lie, in a tono which forbado a
further prosecution of inquiries.
Puck.
Cheap.
"Yes, my dear follow, ovory man
has his price "
"Oh, indeed! And what do you
think is mine?"
"Oh, you Just glvo yourself away."
Mixed Up.
"Did that play mako out In its run?"
"Yos, Indeed! Why, it was a walk
over" Pain in Back and Rheumatism
jre the daily torment of thousands. To ef
fectually cure these troubles you must re
move tho cause. Foley Kidney Pills begiiv
to work for you from tho first dose, und ex
ert so direct and beneficial an action m tha
klducy3 and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears.
FriSHy
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in tlmo. Bold by Drarzlfti.
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