A THE NORTH PLATTE 8EMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE. TWO GREAT LABOR LEADERS MEET WASIIINCaQN CITY Had No Use for It. A llttlo girl camo down to dpseart at a dlnnor party, and snt next to her mother. This lady was much occupied In talking to her neighbors and omit ted to glvo tho child anything to eat. After somo tlmo tho llttlo girl, unnblo to bear It any longor, with sobs ris ing In her throat, held up her plnto and snld: "Docs anybody want a clean plato?" f""""!!! ii hiiiiiiiui Hi nam ii i in u hi n i n'ni 'i. iiiHHiE'"';w-waMgifflffwmjttw- STDOIMHTS i 1 1 I i I H fl Statistics Show Passing (171 NOT ALlT) NV 'iirASHINGTON. Hero Is something W that will surpriso you. in spite of tho tromendous growth of mechanically propelled vehicles, tho "horseless ago" which has so often beou heralded as just about to arrlvo Is not In tho oiling, apparently It is not even "on route;" today thoro are moro horses In tho United States than there have been slnco tho tlmo whon tho mind of the consuB jnan runneth not to tho contrary. And not only this, but horses today havo a far greater valuo than thoy Iad n dozen or moro years ago, whon die first workoblo "horseloss carriago" poked Its crude noso over tho horizon and threatened to sweep all horsedom Into tho discard. Furthermore, those poor relations of tho horso tho mulce, tho assos, and tho burros havo also Increased In number and In valuo, In short, all, our old-fashioned four footed means of traction can kick their WWVWMWV"Mw Washington Furnishes Prize Summer Fish Story FISH stories may go and fish stories may conio, but tho'plscatorlal yarn related by Capt, Charles H, Thomp son, a sca-bcaton mariner of Miami, Fla., makes all others appear like a bush league alongsldo of Ty Cobb. Said fish was right in tho midst of Washington for moro than five months whllo a Wnshlngtonlan, J. S. Warm bcth, Counted It, As Captain Thompson, in company with W, I. Brooks and a Norwegian eallor, wero cruising off tho coast of Miami, Fla., on Juno 1, 1912, thcro hove into sight a hugo monBtcr, tho Ilka of which man never beforo had laid eyes upon. A mighty struggle for supremacy ensued and man was declared tho victor. Flvo harpoons and 1G1 bullets wore required to subduo tho monster, nnd it took flvo days to kill it. Beforo it was under control it Binashed a boat into thousands of plecos nnd knocked the rudder and propeller off a 31-ton yacht. Tho crow was towed nround tho ocean for 39 hours by tho monstor at a speed of about 45 mtlos an hour. Whon it wns finally brought Into shore moro than 5,000 pooplo wore on tho steamship ways at Miami, City of ficials, Judges, ministers, tho chief of police, bankers, and tho greater part of tho population of Miami will vouch tittut Washington City's Only rlTH tho Domocratlo party In full Control thn OIllv Dnmnrrntln nnivn. paper in Washington consists off n Einglo shoot pasted threo timos a duy on tho wnllB nnd windows of cigar stores, cafes, hotol lobbies nnd othor places whero men congrogato. Although tho Hulletln Ib llttlo known outsldo of Washington except among newspaper men, It is a unlquo and successful nowBpnper. Established In 1894, It has grown In news gathering eirtclency and prosperity until Its pub lishers now assert that Its COO coploB ro read by not fewer han 75,000 per sons. Whllo most newspaper publish ers Bcok to Interest women, becauso women read ndvortlsomontB as well 517. V I; ' VrlSl OP Secretary of State Bryan Is an Early Riser SECRETARY OF STATE BRYAN Ib nn oarly rlaor. Moreover, ho not only rises oarly, but ho goes out early He mounts his middle horso many mornings at six o'clock, and oven oar Her, nnd hies himself out to tho cool lanes and shady bypaths of Rock Creek, Soldiers' homo and environs for a brisk canter in tho delicious coolness of tho day beforo tho sun dries off tho dow and gots In its scorching work. Punctuality bolug ono of his virtues, tho secretary Is al ways back for breakfast. On his way homo, whethor alonu or In company with somo boon com panion, tho socrotary's faucy often turns lightly to rndlBh whlto rnd Uhos, not tho llttlo red variety, but tho long, crisp whito onos. SomotimeBho stops at ono of tho nearby markets to got a supply of thoso favorites of his, Moro often he pulls his horse up beside a passing huckster wagon; In deed, ho seldom paBses ono of those vegetable carts without hailing tho truck-vendor with tho query; "Any vUHo radlBhaa this morning?" of Horse a Motor Myth heels for Joy nnd neigh or bray, each after his own fashion Though horse less carriages, horseless wagons, horseless plows, horseless reapers, horseless whatnots arc In our Indus trial midst In surprising numbers, still our old, tlmohonorod friends the horse, tho mule, the ass, nnd the burro loom larger than thoy ever have be fore In our national life. Lot us consider theso facts which havo boon oxtractod from a recent number of tho Crop Reporter, that publication of much oEotorlc Interest, Issuod "by authority of tho secretary of agriculture:" On January 1, 1913, tho total number of horsos on farms and rangos In the United States was 20,GG7,000, valued at $110,77 per head, with nn aggregate valuo of $2,278,222, 000. Compared with January 1, 1JU2, horsos had Increased fi8,000; mules Increased 24,000; milch cows decreased 202,000; othor cattlo decreased 1,230, 000; shoop decreased 880,000; swine decreased 4,232,000, Without pausing hero to discuss what bearing this decreaso during tho year .1912, In the numbers of cattle, shoop, and swine, may havo on tho futuro of these useful quadrupeds, wo will Just say that so far as is Indicated by those Impartial records tho Unit ed 8tatos consus reportB neither tho hbrso, tho mule, tho ass, nor tho burro has over suffered any such setback. .VM for tho story, according to tho cap tain. Attempts to classify it havo been mado In tho Smithsonian institution, but bo far all have proved futile. It weighs 30,000 pounds, Is 45 feet long, 23 feet 9 Inches In circumference, 8 feot 3 Inches in diameter; has a mouth 38 Inches wido nnd 43 inches deep, and a tonguo 40 Inches long. It has sov oral thousand teeth. An nnlmnl weigh ing 1,500 pounds was taken from Its stomach. Its liver tipped tho beam at 1,700 pounds. Tho monster had all tho characteris tics of both Abu and animal, contrary to all laws of natural history. Its tall moasurcs 10 feot from tip to Up. A pectorial fin Is 8 foot lonfe nnd 3 foot wide, and a dorsal fin 3 feot long nnd 2 feet 9 Inches wide. Its hldo Is 3 InchoB thick and hns no scales, ro sombllng that of an elephants coat 'WVSMywWWWVW Democratic Newspaper as news, theao publishers address themselves nlmost exclusively to tho Interests of men. Mr. Dwyor, tho editor, dreamed of tho Hullotln 20 years ago when ho saw hlB copy blue penciled by tho preBS associations. Ho yearned for an un trammelled medium for tho expression of his vlows without tho intervention of copy rcadors or editors. Tho ro Bull was tho Bulletin, a slnglo sh6et nowspapor. 22x25 inches in size, print ed threo times a day at noon, at threo o'clock In tho afternoon, and at sovon o'clock in tho evening. Bi cycle messengers dlstrlbuto It to tho subscribers. You can 300 it in almost any public plnco. The pugo is flllod with about 800 words of news. This Is Vfrlngcd" with a prosperous array of advertise ments, mostly of nmusomouts, liquors, clgarB, men's wear nnd resortB, Tho evening edition cnrrles n Btory of the local baseball game and tho major league results. Tho noon and aftor noon editions carry no baseball nowB oxcept tho standing of tho American Icaguo clubs. 1 " m m m m "wvtvwwwwumj IUTAHE AU UHE RADISHES you me I I'l VEIVY Fono OF I TIEM, J If there happen to bo radishes on that particular woEon. tho nremlor of tho nation loses no tlmo In ar gument, but speedily effects a pur chnso, Recently ono of tho political sages of tho capital city happoned along whllo Mr. Bryan was Investing In this llttlo nppetlzor, nnd ho has Blnco been buBy evolving a theory ob to tho part tho humble llttlo vegetable has played In tho career of tho groat commoner, Whllo ho is not rendy to give his so lution to tho public, ho says that a fondness for rndUhcs may not bo an Indication at political success and preferment. f "362? Str mx & nMKt r-r a- c? .. vs Tom Mann (left) and "Big Byi" Haywood (right), two of tho most powerful labor leaders in tho world, met when Mann camo over from England to study tho conditions In American factories and mines. Tho English man was onco called by tljo queen "our respected and well-beloved Tom Mann." NAME TELLS STORY Pennsylvania Towns and Streams Indicate Origin. Welsh Colony Left Its Impress Upon Territory Near Philadelphia Along the Delaware River Upper and Lower Dublin. Philadelphia. Fow states havo such pocullar names ,as Pennsylvania, and tho vicinity of this city contributes a complement of them, besides telling as correctly as hlBtory Itself of tho na tionality of early settlors and tho places whence thoy camo. Theso, In many Instances, show the philology of tho language to which they belong; others havo boon trans planted from boyond tho seas, and some, such as thoso of Indian origin, designate tho topography of tho lo calities they name. Early Wolsh settlers left their Im press on territory contiguous to Phila delphia by naming their settlements aftor towns, hills nnd valleys In their nativo Gwalla. Bryn Mawr, Is ono of tho plnces thoy named. Bryn meaps hill and Mawr is great or big, and Poncoyd is tho Wolsh for head of tho woods. Pen meanB head and coyd la woods. Bala, across tho Schuylkill from Manayunk, In tho WoUh Is town. It wns nnmod after tho birthplaco of tho lato Gcorgo B. RobortB, ono tlmo presi dent of tho Pennsylvania Railroad company. Bala Is also tho Gaelic of town, and Is ono of tho evidences of tho similarity between tho tongues. Glndwyno, which was Included In tho old Wolsh tract on tho west side of tho Schuylkill, means whlto or clean section, whllo Bothryn means broad or opon place, and Uchlyn Is tho uppor lake. Uch Is uppor and lynn Is lake. Somo say that Upper Dublin nnd Lower Dublin, both suburban places, wero not named by Irish settlors but by Welsh colonlstB, and tho reason claimed for this Is that tho namo Dub lin Ib Wolsh as well as Irish. Tho Welsh for Dublin Is dark pool or pwll Du, whllo tho Irish for Dublin Is Dubh Lin, or black pool. Dubh Lin wns originally that part of tho River Llffoy on which tho city of Dublin now Btands, Our Dublin may bo Irish, but, like tho Welsh names, It was trans planted and hns no bearing whatovor upon tho topography of tho northern tier of this city. Thoro aro North Wales and Gwy neld, on tho North Penn branch of tho Philadelphia & Reading railway. Thoy aro on n tract of land "bought by JameB Penn" and transferred to tho Welsh colony, which named It Gwy nedd. The land wns divided later and each of tho two eots of colonists want ed tho namo Gwynodd retnlned, but both wnntod It for tholr respective section. Thoro was a compromise on tho northern part being named North Walos and tho lower part was permit ted to bo Gwynedd, which means white land, or northland, In old Wolsh. To live in Walos was an aspiration of thoso sturdy colonists. In the snmo territory as Uppor Dub lin is tho hamlet of Klncora. Kin Is tho Gaelic or old Coltic for head and corn Is swoot scented. Thcro Is noth ing In tho locality which calls for such a cognomon; no knolls, hills of flowers or ferns scent it nt any period of tho year. Cornwell Is from tho old Celtic namo corn wall, which means horned cliffs, such ns aro on tho coast of Cornwall, and from whoro It got Its namo in tho early ages of tho British IbIob. Tullytown Ib half Celtic also, but when you reach Tacony and hoar tho conductor shout "Tack-oo-noo," then you should know ho Is giving you a touch of tho Indian dialect of the DolawareB trlbo. Tho Dolawares aro credited with doing tho christening In tholr tongue aftor a swamp near tho river. Thoro nro many Indinn names along tho Dolawaro nil tho way up to Pocono, big hills, and Manunka Chunk, highest mountain spot. - Crossing over to Carbon county through the' Pennsylvania highlands, you meot scores of Indian names that bespeak tho topography of the coun try. Some of them are Mauch Chunk, Bear mountain and Towamencln, tho wilderness, a name though Indian, was given tho forest north of tho Blue mountains by tho Jesuit fathers, the first Shenowackes, or palo faces, to In vade It. Nesquehonlng, black lick wa ters. Lick was the Indian namo for coal and Nesquehonlng 1b stream from tho glen. Nescopeco, now Nescopeck, coal washed by waters, Indicates that tho Indians wero tho original discov erers of coal and knew what It was, for, according to Roschll, historian of tho United Brethren, thoy worked it Into plpoheads and built pit flre3 with It on which they cooked food In pots mado from the trunks of the gumberry tree. CZAR FERDINAND TJ0 ABDICATE Bulgarian Ruler May Retire and Prince Boris, It Is Said, Will Rule Country. Vienna. It Is reported from Sofia that King Ferdinand of Bulgaria prob ably will adblcato In favor of Crown Prlnco Boris. Tho king himself re peatedly expressed this Intention, np- Czar Ferdinand, parently convinced It Ib the only means to avoid a revolution. Tho In ternal situation of Bulgaria is very serious. Prlnco Boris Is nineteen years old, and Bovoral times it has been reported that tho Grand Duchess Olga was betrothed to him. AGED BABES IN THE WOODS Irtdlarv and His Wife, Centenarians, Lost for Three Days in Oregon Forest. Nowport, Ore. Tho two oldest In dlaus on SUetz reservation, Dr. John son, nged 104, and his common law wlfo, Susannah Jack, aged 100, who were lost threo days and nights In SUetz forest, havo Juat found tholr way back to Abo tribe. They wero picking berries and lost their wny on nccount of poor sight. Tho lndlnns wero In a critical condi tion on reaching their wigwam, as thoy had cnten nothing but berries and roots for threo days. Pet Cat Kills Master. Paris. Whllo shaving In. his bed room here tho other morning Edmond Hury's pot cat Jumped on his shoulder as was Its habit. Tho animal knocked Hury's arm, with tho rosult that a gash was cut In his throat and ho bfd to death beforo assistance could be summoned. 9 ertr w IE I BY PEST Kansas Tells of Scourge That Hurt Region in Seventies. Story of a Big Grasshopper Time Graphic Description of Swarm That Came Like a Cloud and Devasted the Fields. Kansas City. Grasshoppers in Kan sas, eh? It's been a long time slnco wo heard that cry, and a sorrowful enough ono it Is, too grasshoppers in Kansas. They came the first time, Tom, in '74, when your father was Just a weo bit of a youngster. Ho says ho can still remember how he used to hate to step out tho back door, becauso the hoppers flew up all around him and above his head and whirred in his face. . You hear a lot of foollBh talk, runs an old timer's story In the Kansas City Times, every year about tho seventeen year locust, but tho Rocky mountain grasshoppers of the '70s camo a heap nearer being tho bible kind of locusts the kind Moses brought down upon tho land of Egypt to "eat up every green thing." That's what these miserable pests did all right It was late summer most of tho. small grain had been harvested when thoy appeared first. I'd gone to town, and your Undo Tom, that you're named after a little bit of a shaver ho wab then, about ten was riding herd on a llttlo bunch of cattlo. Every body had somo work to do In those early days In Kansas, even tho young sters. He had a little old pony, gentle It was, and It was his Job to see that our cattlo didn't stray off there weren't any fenceB to speak of in a good part of Kansas in '74. Well, sir, it's tho samo story that every ono'U tell you that saw tho hoppers they camo llko a cloud be fore tho sun. Way, way up in the air they flow, two, three hundred feot abovo tho earth ,aud when you looked up you could see their wings glittering in the sunlight llko little flakes or silver or llko anow, somo folks said. Wo'd heard about 'em beforo, but it seems llko you can never quite realize a thing of that sort till you see 1L And then they began to drop down all around, and It seemed llko they hardly got to earth beforo thoy com menced to cat They weren't particular what they ate, either, Just bo 'twas green. You could watch them start on a field of corn first tho tassels and tho silk and tho new tender shoots and then tho edges of tho big, broad leaves, and finally the stalks themselves. I drovo homo pretty quick, but when 1 got there thoro wasn't a sign of your Undo Tom or of tho cattlo. They'd Just taken ouf for Nebraska, It looked like. I got on a horso and rodo along tholr trail It was broad enough so a green Now Englander couldn't havo lost It, and In about threo hours or so I found 'em. The cattlo had Btampeded when tho hoppers catne they settled on 'om thick, on their oyes, tholr noses, nil over 'em and they put down their heads and plunged off for tho north, sullen and stubborn Tom said for a good whllo ho didn't know whether they meant to stop any short of Nebraska. But the llttlo fellow kept along after them and finally thoy wero plumb played out, I wonder It you can lmaglno what it looks like to seo trees stripped naked In tho middle of summer Just stand ing thoro with tho baro branches and no hint of groen. Tnat was what happened when tho grasshoppers came, and tho fields, too, baro and brown, as if you'd peeled tho crops right off them. Thoy ato tho very grass and dis carded wheat straw was hoarded that year wo used it to focd the cattlo during tho winter. As tho grasshop pers ate tho country baro and went on, or died, thoy left their eggs behind. Forty Yearo In Style. City Cousin But, Cousin Eben, youi can't go to tho party in thoso clothes. Your grandfather woro thoso at least 40 years ago. Country Cousin That's all right. You. don't supposo there'll be anybody at tho party who saw him in them, do you? WATERY BLISTERS ON FACE Smltuvllle, Ind. "Six months ago our Daoy girl, one year old, had a few red mmples como on her face which gradually spread causing her face to become very irritated and a fiery reel color. Tho pimples on tho child's face wero ut first small watery blisters, JUBt a small blotch on the skin. Sho kept scratching nt this until in a few days her wnolo cheeks were fiery red color nnd instead of tho llttlo blisters tho skin was cracked and scaly looking and seemed to Itch and burn very much. "We used a number of remedies whlcn seemed to glvo relief for a short tlmo then leave her face worse than over. Finally wo got a cako of Cutl cura Soap and a box of Cutlcura Olnt menr. I washed tho child's face with very warm water and Cutlcura Soap then applied the Cutlcura Ointment very lightly. After doing this about three times a day the itching and burning seemed entirely gone in two days' tlmo. Inside of two weeks' time lier face seemed well. That was eight months ago and there has been no re turn of the trouble." (Signed) MrB. A. K, Wooden, Nov. 4, 1912. CuMcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout tho world. Sample of each free.with 32-p. Skin Book. Addrebb post card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv. Looney Season Begins. "Golf? Why, man, you're crazier than a loon. Tho Idea of a fellow on a hot day llko this going out and club bing around a llttlo whlto pill in the sun I" "What aro you going to do?" "Who, me? I'm going to get a row boat and pull over tho lake and try to get somo flah." "Fish? Tho last fish was caught out of that lake threo years ago." "Well, I know that. Supposo I don't got any fish, l'vo had a tiptop boat ride, haven't I?" Be thrifty on llttlo things llko blulnpr. Don't accept wator for bluing. Ask for Kcd Cross Hull Bluu, the extra good valuo blue. Adv. Hard Luck, Indeed! ' "How's your son, tho lawyer, who went to Texas, getting on?" "Badly, poor fellow. Ho's In Jail." "How's that?" "Ho was retained by a horse thief to defend him, and ho mado such a good plea that the Judgo held him as accessory." Lippincott's. In Some Demand. "My brand of cigarettes is selling very well." "Candor, however, compels me to tell you that you could improve It, old man." "I don't want to Improve It. That brand is bo bad that people are using It to break off on." Louisville Courier-Journal. Never Touched Him. "Want to go to the theater tonight?" "I have nothing to wear," said his wife peevishly. N "That won't matter. I only meant ono of thoso moving picture theaters, whero it's dark." Louisville Courier Journal. His Recipe, "My hair Is falling out," admitted tho timid man in a drug store. "Can you recommend something to keep it in?" "Certainly," replied tho obliging clerk. "Get a box." Lovd doesn't make the world go round as often as It makes tho lover go broke. Many a man puts Ills foot In It when ho attompts to stand on his dignity. THE DOCTOR'S GIFT Food Worth Its Weight in Gold. Wo usually oxpect tho doctor to put us on. somo kind of penance and give us bitter medicines. A Penn. doctor brought a patient something entirely different and the results are truly Interesting. "Two years ago," writes this pa tlont, "I was a frequent victim of acuto indigestion and biliousness, being al lowed to eat very few things. Ono day our family doctor brought mo a small package, saying ho had found some thing for mo to eat. "Ho said It was a food called Grape Nuts and even as Its golden coior might suggest It was worth its weight In gold. I was sick and tired, trying ono thing after another to no avail, but consented to try this now food. "Well! It BiirpaBsed my doctor's fondest anticipation and every day since then I havo blessed the good doctor and tho Inventor of Grapo Nuts. "I noticed improvement at onco and In a month's time my former spoils of Indigestion had disappeared. In two months I felt llko a new man. My mind was much clearer and keenor, my body took on tho vitality of youth, and this condition has continued." "There's a Reason." Namo given by Postum Co., Bnttlo Creek, Mich. Read "Tho Road to Wellvlllo," In pkgs. Ever rend Hie iiuote letter f A new one npnenrn from time to (line, Tliey nre irruulue, true, and full of human, lntcreat. j f V