GOVERNMENT SIGHTSEEING TRAIN ON ISTHMUS WOMAN'S ILLS DISAPPEARED Liko Magicaftcr taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. North Bangor, N. Y. "A9 I hive " JML .- m -. V v L JL ' f El AUIRmmi?IMM!1nt .w . . J2 fi 'mmpwMMmmMWz:i7L" This la the government's sightseeing train In tho Canal Zono, passing through the Culcbra cut. Tho guldo with megaphone Is explaining things of interest to Vincent Aator and his party. Mr. Astor hopes his yacht will be one of the first vessels to pass through tho completed canal. MEN OF MANY LANDS Immigrants at Ellis Island Tell Why They Came to U. S. Polish Farm Hand Who Took Years to Save Passage Money Mussul man Is Barred Because of Law Against Polygamy. New York. Ellis island Is the Blove through which is sifted the yearning aliens from the world's four corners. Somo come to this land of the free with its Constitution and public schools, bocnuso of intolerable condi tions in the land that gave them birth. Others come from sentimental rea sons, drawn by tho love borno for oth ers gone before. Some and a few get by Uncle Sam's keen eyed guar dians come here to escape tho penal ties for their misdeeds in other lands. The others, the most by far, come hero to make money. And of this latter class somo come to stay and others come resolved to gather wealth and return from whenco they came. Choosing at random from men of a half scoro lands, a New York reporter learned through tho gllb-tongued inter preters tho story of why they come. Many others who wero asked "Why do you come?" shook their heads and smiled. Others scowled upon their questioner with suspicious oyos, fear ing a harmful motive behind this in terrogation. Paulo Constantlni of Athens knows exactly why he camo to America. There was no hesitancy in hlsanswer. Paulo came to America with his wife and two children to engage in busi ness and make money. Josen Wapowski, tho Polish immi grant who has Journeyed to America with a wife and five children, Is going to Buffalo, whero In tho Polish col ony he has many friends who havo preceded him to the land of golden op portunity. "In Poland I was a farm hand nnd labored from daybreak until dark and I earned hardly enough to feed my babies," said the sturdy Pole. "For years my friends in Buffalo havo been Future American Citizens. writing to me to come to America, where they told me I could make more in n week than I mado in almost two mpnths of labor back homo. I talked It over with my wife and wo began to savo what little we could. We spent only what wo wero forced to and now, after almost five years of hardship, we had enough to pay our passage and keep uh awhile.' Soven strapping Irish sons preceded Michael O'Connor of Cork to America. "The lads are all In Chicago and they wrote to me that they are doing well. After tho wlfo died and my girl married I thought I had better join tho lads in America. I had a little tiucking business In Cork and I sold out, and I thlnl, the boys and mo will try trucking in Chicago. It's getting to bo a sad land is Ireland. All the lads nro coming to America, and only tho old men are staying behind and trying to make up their minds to make tho crossing too. Alexander Nlckoloff, tho Roumanian, hardly know why ho came. Ho Is n man of mlddlo age, and was accom panied by his wife and a strapping daughter. Now that he has turned his ' 19a B9 M$aL J2&fcrtrtM(SlBmL- BBBHMsWIiSSsSawBV ii in ni i mmrtfawmfTinrniHitiMHW iairriiMrmfrin?;fraCTwym-vt'AMcw-1' back on Houmanla ho has no desire to see tho country again. "I will go to work. I can do any labor with my hands," ho said. "In Itoumania I was a shepherd, but It is bitter cold, and I could earn but little. I heard of the big farms of America, and I would llko to go to the eheep country and buy a flock of my own. I do not want to go back. 1 want to stay here." "I served my country for fifteen years," said the ex-soldler. "I fought against the Japanese, nnd I havo been ulmost frozen to death many times. After my brother began to write how well ho was doing on his Canadian farm I got to thinking, and so I write to my brother and said I would como to America and wo would farm to gether. I have served tho czar and my country, and now I will servo my self." And there nro many in the course of a year who como to find the doors bolted against them. There was the gloriously robed Algerian who was turned from the threshold. Ho con fessed to being a Mussulman. That creed teaches polygamy. The Alge rian was net married, but tho inspec tor asked him if ho believed In polyg amy. He replied, "Yes." The law says no alien who is a polygamist or who preaches or believes in polygamy shall enter. Life Termer Kills Himself. Lincoln, Neb. Hale Frampton, serv ing a life term In tho ponitentiary hero for tho murder of his stepdaugh ter, committed suicide by drinking wood alcohol. He had been In prison for 12 years and feared his application for pardon would be denied. MEN SWAP THEIR STATUS Convict Impersonates Accused Man and Is Acquitted Comrade Remains In Jail. Paris. A year ago one Bretche, who was serving a sentence of 13 months at tho Santo prison, mado tho acquaint ance of Marcol Faitide, who was await ing trial on a chargo of assaulting n constable. Bretche, whom a long nnd varied acquaintance with tho law had made something of a legal expert, as sured Faitide that his caso would bo quashed. "How would it bo now," ho suggest ed to his fellow prisoner, whoso inno cent measure he had taken, "It you wero to behave llko a real brick und let mo take your place?" "What would you glvo?" asked Fa! tido. "All that I possess," was tho an swer, and with a fine gesture Bretche produced nn old nickel watch, n pack et of cheap tobacco, and a clgaretto lighter. "Done!" said Faitide. A few days later Bretcho-Faltldo was tried and acquitted, while Faitide Bretche found the sentence of 13 months confirmed. For ten months he stood it, but at last his patience gave out. Perhaps tho packet of tobacco was exhausted, or tho watch may havo stopped. In any case, Faitide went to the governor of tho prison and told his extraordinary tale. On tho same day Bretche, as luck would havo It, was arrested for rob bery with violence. His thumb marks wero taken, nnd found, of course, to correspond exactly with thoso of tho pseudo-Brotche, already safoly under lock nnd key. The murder, or rnthor the evasion, was out. Recently the tribunnl condemned tho real Bretche 1 to tho original 13 months' imprison ment, und sent him back to prison to await trial on tho second charge. The Ingenuous Faitide was ncqultted TO SELL GRUESOME RELICS Path, and everything has gone wrong I since. Trinkets From Ring Theater Fire, In ' "Tho day I proposed I Bllpped and Which 600 Died, to Be Sold j sprained my anklo. I was carried Into by Auctioneers. tno houso and asked Miss Erhardt to I bo my wife. She accepted and then Vienna. At an auction salo to bo was 111 for a month. Wo wero mar hold shortly collectors of gruesome 1 rled and I got ptomaine poisoning at relics will have an unusually good on- tho wedding supper, portunlty of adding to their treasures. I "Just before sailing from Rotterdam Tho articles to bo sold consist of the by wlfo missed something from hor jewelry, trinkets and money found handbag. She wont back to got It among tho charred and unrecognizable and then missed tho ship." human remains of 294 persons who 1 Ho will await hor arrival on another perished in tho torrlblo Ring theater vessel. twOTsinmmmmB'V , i BACK TO PURITANICAL DAYS Mayor Blankenburg of Philadelphia Calls Town Meeting to Tell His Troubles. Philadelphia. Kudolph Blanken. burg, tho reform mayor, harked back to the old purltanicnl days recently when ho called a town meeting for the purpose of telling tho populace how the politicians knaves ho calls them blocked his every move. Tho town meeting was held in the Academy of Music. The academy wiib Mayor Rudolph Blankenburg. hired by tho mayor at his own ex pense. He had tho entire city pa pered requesting tho voters to attend the meeting. He says ho proposes to hold up to tho public vlow the acts of various political bosses of Philadel phia. - fire of December 8, 1811, when GOO lives were lost. Tho valuables rescued from this mass of charred humanity wero care fully doposlted In court until tho term of thirty years, which tho Austrian law prescribes before death can bo presumed, had elapsed. And now, nfter all these years, these pathetic memen toes will como under tho auctioneer's hammer in tho "Dorotheum," tho state pawnshop nnd auction rooms. Their intrinsic value Is but small; In deed several of tho G7 lots nre entered as starting prices for the bidders at one, two or threo crowns. Bnttored watches, broken rings nnd earrings, half melted bracelets, pendants and lockets containing unrecognizable por traits, together with half n dozen purses and somo loose coins, make up tho catalguo. Some of tho watches are entirely melted on one side, while on tho other tho dials aro quite legi ble. It would be difficult to find anywhere n collection of relics awakening nioro sad memories, and one wonders, in deed, if it were really necessary to re call such a shocking catastropho by this auction of tho Dorotheum. iTas a brideless honeymoon Julius Worz Broke Ankle Proposing. Poisoned at Wedding Supper and Wife Misses Ship. Naw York. Had luck has followed Julius Worz, a Dutch tobacco mer chant, ever Blnco he couttcd Henrietta 12rhardt. Evn marriage did not kill tho hoodoo, and recently Julius ar rived here on the stcamshlD Rotter- , on hls honoymocn trip without a bride. "What Is It, you say, that I am 'In Dutch.' Well, I guess It must be so. When I first called on Miss Erhurdt In Haarlem a black cat crossed my Desperate Criminal Record lfivf ylk I KANSAS CITY, MO. They call htm "Old Man" Ills ago is 8 years, He has a desperate criminal record. In fact, he has been stealing horses since ho was 4 years old. Ho Is 3 feet G Inches tnll nnd his coinploto name Is R. B. Grant When he Isn't culled "Old Man." ho Is known as "It. B." Ho was nrrcstud tho oth or morning near tho city market by a policeman almost twlco as tall as himself for his fourth or fifth ven ture In horse stealing. With him was a partner In crime. A small, brunette partnor a negro boy, Roy Warren, G years old, escaped from St. Simon's Home. William MerU did tho arresting nnd ho had to stoop over to collar the malefnctors properly. After tho youngsters had been hold up in front of tho desk so tho desk sorgennt could "book" them they wero taken over to tho Detention Homo. And there Doctor Mnthlas doesn't know what to do with them. Particu larly with "Old Man" Grant. St. Si mon's will tako tho dusky Roy back again. MiMAMMMAMWWWWWWMMHMMWMVW Woman Knocks a Pipe From Car Smoker's Mouth EW YORK. Street car conductors In New York who do not know how to mako a man quit smoking on tho platform of their cars in violation of the rules of tho company should apply to Mrs. Sidney do Kay for Instruction. Mrs. do Kay lives at No. DO West Ninth street and is tho mothor of Eclc ford C. do Kay, who was military sec retary to Governor Dlx. Tho other night she caused tho arrest of Robert Leslie, who said he was a carpontor, thirty-three yenrs old, living at No. 31G West Twejity-Elghth street. Mrs. de Kay nssured the polico she would bo on hand to press the complaint when Leslie was brought into polico court. Coming south on a crowded Sixth avenue car, both Mrs. do Kay and Lea Ho were compelled to stand on tho rear platform. Tho carpenter was smoking a pipe. Ho puffed compla cently until Mrs. do Kny began to choke from tho funics. Then sho ap pealed to tho conductor. He asked Leslie to stop smoking. Tho carpenter proforred to contlnuo and told tho conductor so. Thon, Mrs. do Kny adopted moral suasion with tho carpenter; whereupon ho not only proceeded to violate tho city ordin ance ngalnst tho "emitting of thick, Desecrate vthe Graves of INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Hist, thou! Step not on that cyrtoceras nash vilense. Ho careful there! You aro about to place your foot on that poterlocrinus corypaeus, and do not step to tho right or your No. 10 will cover that cyathocrinus benedict. There nro all kinds of animals Im bedded In Indianapolis sidewalks, and pedestrians step on them ovory day without the Interference of tho Indian npolls Humane society Tho Humano society, perhaps does not know that these animals are tho targets for hun dreds of thousands of feet, nnd It real ly makes no difference, for thoy hnvo been deud these innny years 1.000 "Slim's Most Drastic Treatment for a Balky Mule ST LOUIS A courteous and oblig ing young man who acknowledged to the soubriquet of "Slim." showed John Holferln. a teamster, of 723 Has ton avenue, how to Imbuo n balky mule with nn ambition to proceed and keep proceeding. Holferln was driving a team of mules to a load of gravel, whon at Chouteau and Rankin avenues, ono of tho Missouri's prides evidenced a de sire to sit down and rest. At this Juncture "Slim" hovo Into view, announced his monackor anil confided that persuading balky mules to resume their mission In life was about tho longest suit ho boasted of. Holferln breathed a sigh of relief, looked Incredulous, but mounted tho wagon nnd wnltod. "Slim" stepped to tho mule's side, spoke something about tho necessity of Democrats sticking together and pulling for tho common causo, and at Eight Years of Age But "Old Man" Take a look nt his Juvenllo court, record. First charge, pouring coal oil on kit-, tens. Second, hitting n woman in tho cyei with a bnll and mallco aforethought. Third, fourth, fifth and several more times, throwing stones through tho windows of passenger trains. Quarreling with tho neighbors and cursing dreadfully. Stealing n baseball glove from a drug store; also balls and tops. "And he's been nt headquarters four times for stealing horses," Capt. Thomas Flnhlvo Bald. "Horses and wngous. Ho stolo a horse and wagon when hh was only 4 yenrs old, nnd drove if away. Ho hasn't started sell ing 'em yet. Just drives around until Uo gets tired and then gets out und leaves 'em wherever they happen to bo." Speaking further, Captain Flahlvo Bald "Old Man" Grant was tho most amnzlng liar ho ever had met, and ho had met quite a few liars. "Ho has n wondorful Imagination," ho Bald, "and whon It conies to mak ing up explanations ho's a wonder." "Old Man" Grant lives with his granny nt Third and Campbell streets. She Is SO years old, and "Old Man" Is too many for hor. It scorns tho au thorities tried to wish him on Mar shall, Mo., somo tlmo ago. Tlioy sent him to relatives there. But "Old Man" pined for nn urban llfo, nnd when ho pined, ho just got on n train and camo back hero. black smoke," but usodlangungo which Mrs. do Kay considered lmpropor. Without apparent chance for assist anco from tho conductor or others, sho thereupon knocked tho pipe from Leslie's mouth. In tho hub-bub that followed Police man Dugan of tho Charlos s'troot sta tion appoared and nrrostcd LobIIo and took him to tho polico station. Mrs. do Kay was only too glad to follow. Lesllo insisted that ho had boon as saulted and wanted Lloutonant Lyon to entertain such a chargo against Mrs. do Kay. Tho lloutonant heard Mrs. do Kay's version of the incldout and refused to enter any chargo against her. Later, it was said, Leslie was found to bo suffering from "asthma" and wan sent to St. Vincent's hospital; but soon afterward ho was lockod up. Cyrtoceras Nashvilense yoars porhaps, or oven 100,000 or 1, 000,000 years, for no ono knows and few will dlsputo tho stntomont. Agnln tho Humnno society Is ex cused for Inactivity hecauso thoso nn Imnl8 nro not prcsont In living form, but as fossil and thoy really form a part of tho flag stones on which tho pavomonts nro constructed. Flug stones of Niagara llmostono wero placed In front of tho building occupied by tho Fletcher Trust com pany a sqoro of yoarB ago and slnco that tlmo countless feot havo passed over tho pavomonts. Countless oycB hav.o scanned tho smooth stones per chance to catch a gllinpao of a lost, strayed or stolon coin, but few por sons havo obsorved tho fossils lying Imbedded In tho rock. What many havo considered ridges In tho stone aro said by scientists to bo fossils or prehistoric animals or plantB. Ono of tho common typcB found In Niagara limestone is tho fos sil of tho cyanthocrimus benedict, named in honor of A. C. Bonodlct of I Indlannpolls because ho first discover , cd tho species, gave It four resounding smacks on tho Hank with his hand. Tho mule immediately started away In nu excited trot and Holferln was so surprised ho nearly fell off tho wag on. Ten blocks farther ho noticed the inulo moving queerly and noticed a red stain along tho pavement Ho Investigated and found tho animal had been stabbed four Union In tho Hank nnd was bleeding profusoly. Tho polico nro Inquiring for "Slim" In order to learn more about his per suasive methods. y?3jc JSn used Lydln E. 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