If m t Mind Reader. First Straphanger Look outt Vou'ro treading on my feot! Second Straphanger neg pardon! 1 also prefer to ride In a cab. Judgo. Don t buy wntcr for bluing. Liquid blue m almost nil wntcr. Huv Ued Cross Ball Blue, tlio bluo that's all bluu. Adv. Turn on tho back-biter and say It to his faco. Cough, Cold SoreThroat S loan's Liniment givos quick relief for cough, cold, hoarseness, soro throat, croup, asthma, hay fovor and bronchitis. HERE'S PROOF. Mr. Albbht W.rnlOE.ot Fredonla, Kan,, vrrltos i " V Ube Hloau'o Lini ment tu the family and 11ml It an ex cellent relict for colds and hay foyer attack. It stops coughing and meet ing almost instantly." SLOAN'S LINIMENT ItEUEVED SORE THROAT. Mrs. L. nnr.wKii, of Modollo.Fla., writes: " I bought om bottlo of your Liniment nod It did ma all tho Rood In tho world. My throat was rery soro, and It cured mo of my trouble." GOOD FOR COLD AND CROUP. Mb. W. II. Strange, 3721 Elmuood Atqiiuo, Chicago, IU.,irrltesi "A lit tle boy noxt door had croup. I gare tho mother Sloan's l.Hilmont to try. She Rave him three drops on sugar before going to bed, and he got up without tho croup lu the morning." Prloo, 25o., BOo., $1mOO Sloan's Treatiso on the Horse sentfree. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail Purely vegeta' ble act surely out genuy on the liver. Stop after dinner distress-cure indigestion improve the complexion, brighten the eyes. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature THE AMERICAN RUSH TO WESTERN CANADA IS INCREASING Froe Ilomosteads In tho new Districts of Manlluba, basVau-he-nun and Alborlu thero nru thousands of b'ren Homesleudb left, willed tu tho man making entry In 8 yeurs time will bo worth from 'li to SV5 per ticro.. Three lands are well ndiiDted to trraln growing and cattlo raising. FXOaLKXT nilLUAY K111L1TIES In many coses the rallwnys.ln Canada have- been built In ad vn.ico r settlfuient, and In a short tluio there- will not be settler who need bo mora than ton or tnelro miles from a line of rBllwar. Hallway ltutcs are rectilatcd by Uorcrnment Com mission. Social Conditions The American Pcttlerlsathome In Westorn Canada, llolsnota ilmnirnr In a Htnincfl land. bar- lug nearly a million of his own people already settled there. It Sou desire to know why thecon ltlnn of the Canadian Settlor Is Erosperous write and send for terulure, rales, etc, to W. V. BENNETT, Beo Building, Omaha, Neb. Canadian aorernment Agent, or uddrees Miirititeiinrn. oi Iiuiulcnitloii, ottaws.uim. Nebraska Directory Hosiier-Lampman Business Collage Oneof i he lcudlngkcboolsof tho I'nltei! Stairs Write today Tur our sptlal monny-BHTlDK uITer. Mintlon this papor. sosum i. ual'juj, oiiiiii, Muiiasti Cox-Jones-Van Alstine Co. The Did Itellablo Company of Houth Omaha and Denrer. W1I will giro Tur con.lunuients the bokt of atlontlun and sell thurn for hlghmtt prices, ur Oil your order for Feeders with hot class of stock at market price. U1V2 US A TltlAI. THEPAXTON HOTEL Omahs. tlebraskt EUROPEAN PLAN Rooms from (1.00 up Mingle, 75 cents up double CAFE PRICES REASONABLE CURED In a few days without pain or a sur gical operation. No pay until cured. Writs UK. IVIIAY. 307 Use Ulilg Ouaulia. NeU fslURPHY DID IT Auto and Wncon Truuk Uulldrra. He- palrlnir. I'alntme. Trlmralnc Tiuggj Wheels repaired and re rubber tired. Write us for prices. 4u years In the business. Andrew Murphy & Son, Omaha Consign your HORSES &. MULES to WALKER & BLAIN Union Stock Yards, S. Omahn. Nob. Phons South 670. Auction Sales Every Thursday, COTTON SEED PRODUCTS We sell all feed used by the feeders, In car and ton lots. Our prices are right. We buy empty sacks. FEEDERS SUPPLY COMPANY Lira Stock Excbanxe llldg. South Oman I J J$ Address G Y3kjQW!EarlS. Sloan I 'VVdlMr P. Bo,on Lmk sEEsLwSk BumnAirnrnc KSfSm miT-ri r jmrjimr hi w r-n M)JIU H PILLS. r .JBcr f 3 &&UcZ&&zg mwssmrs I! if H l tew -PR1- vv d . ''tSrT JHfe AEROPLANE IMPALED ON KOW OF An unusual photograph of a wrecked aeroplane ou its perch In tbu center ot a gablud root of a London house. Tho Italian aviator, Manto, whoso "machine met with this remarkable fato, was summoned to appear beforo tho Royal Aero club of London In connection with tho offenso he committed ot Hying over a town. WILL FOIL Machine to Impress Stamp on Envelope Invented. Heavy Losses Through Robberies Postofflces Will Be Avoided, It Is Claimed, by Use of This Device. of Kansas City. A machine to stamp postage, which will render unneces sary probably 7C per cent, of the post age stamps now In use and practically put an end to tho loss of stamps by postofllco robberies and by petty thefts In large business concerns, 1b 1 tho Invention of W. D. Nelson, assist ant nro warden of Kansas uity. "In this city alone It is estimated' that business firms nro out $10,000 a year through tho loss of stamps that are dishonestly appropriated, or stolen," said Mr. Nelson. "My machine will stop this absolutely, saving the business men of the country hundreds of thousands of dollars annually." For ten years Mr. Nelson was em ployed In tho postofllco here, and ho has n practical knowledgo of the stamp buslnoss, says tho Star. The neces sity of tho mnchino he has Invented occurred to him while ho wns engaged in this work, and six years ago ho perfected his idea. Ho submitted his plan to tho government officials In Washington, but received Httlo en couragement, as they told him that his idea was not feasible because its prac tical adoption would require n too radical revision of the postofllco regu lations. Recently ho learned that tho gov ernment Is considering tho adoption of a machino almost exactly like his. Now he purposes to assert his rights, and as ho was tho original Inventor and his suggestion to tho poatofllco de partment six yenrs ago Is a matter of record, ho expects to win his conten tion. Mr. Nelson's machine will stamp let ters with great facility, tho nostago being represented by an Impression Instead of the ordinary postngo stamp. Each machino will represent a spe cified amount of postage. Should a firm want $100 worth of postngo, the government, which is to retain the ownership of all tho machines, would plnco a $100 machine In the possession of the firm. After Hint amount of postage has been used, tho machino w!U lock automatically and no moro "Impressions" will bo forthcoming from it. Knch machine will havo a certain individuality, consisting ot a number and when desired tho name of tho llrm using It. This number and nnmo will bo stamped on each letter with tho postage. Thus every letter will carry an Identification quite dis couraging to tho postage pllforers. "The government sustains an enorm ous loss every year from postofllco robberies in small townB," bald Mr Nelson. "My machine will prevent at least two-thirds of this loss. Of course, in small Individual sales tho postage stamp would still bo In vogue, but for nil large sales the machine would bo Invalunblo. It would ho usud so extensively that even In tho small towns only small stocks of post ago stumps would be necessary and tho Incentive for robbery would be greatly minimized." When the Inventor had demonstrat ed the practicability of his idea loca,l business men volunteered to build a factory for tho manufacture of the machine. All the royalty they nsked from the government was an amount equal to the cost of the paper and printing of postago stamps, tlnih sav ing tho government the expenso of mucilage, the most Important Item In tho manufacture of postngo stamps. Two kinds of mucilage aro used on stamps. Thero Is a summer stylo In mucilage and a different kind used In winter. "My greatest difficulty waa In mak w, 7Ti!'T" WE? iff? ROBBERS ing ray mncfilno lock automatically at tho right time," said Mr. Nolson. "I studied on tho problem weeks nnd months and was about to glvo up In despair when one night I awoke from a deep sleep and tho solution of tho problem camo to my mind Uko a flash. Beforo I went to sleep again my Idea was perfected." KICK MAY NET FLYER $20,000 Object Peter Walling Booted on Staten Island la Believed to Be Ambrlgrls. Now York. An early morning grouch, a walk on tho beach and a kick at what he took for a mass of debris Is likely to not Aviator Peter Walling of Oakwood Heights, S. I., $20,000. Walling Is -working on a new sta bilizer for aeroplanes, and a particu larly knotty problem In mechanics was occupying his mind when ho stum bled over a mass of whitish sub stance on tho deserted beach near the aviation field. He kicked It out of tho road, and thought no moro of the matter until nn old salt coming down tho aviation field stopped him. "Son, you've got something on your hoof that looks mighty like amber gris to me," said the ancient mariner "Lot's gp back and seo whero It camo from." "Sho sure Is ambergris," said tho sailor, when they reached tho object of Walllng's kick, and later in tho day a local chemist continued tho state ment. Walling then took his precious bur den to the Museum of Natural History and Is to learn definitely whether his chance kick wns really worth $20,000. Black Eye Delays Court. Neuberg, N. Y. Tho supremo court hero has been adjourned for a week because Judge Arthur S. Tompkins is suffering from a black eye caused when his son accidentally hit him with a golf stick. FLATIRONS ARE BABE'S TOYS Fifteen-Months-Old English Youngster Is Champion Weight Lifter of His Class. London. A bnby who Is probabbly tho champion weight lifter of the world lives at Knight's Park, Klngston-on-Thnmes. Leslie Heather Is tho fifteen-months-old Samson, and his two fnvor lie playthings aro his mother's tint Irons and a wooden horse, but the horse 1b a bad second. Proudly Lusllo displays his prowess in lifting weights His father, who Is a constable In tho Kingston force, took him Into the garden with his bo loved llatlrons recently. Leslie's eyes gllBtetictl with pride when "daddy" ordered him to pick tho Iron up. Slowly ho bent, and stretching out his chubby right hand grasped u four-pound flatiron. Hut ho had mightier strength still Without dropping tho four pound weight, ho picked up nnothor tlatlron, six pounds In weight, and then held tho two weights aloft. "Ho JuBt loves to try his strength with my flatlrons," uald Mrs. Heather. "Ho started this weight lifting a month ago. His undo wns lying on tho sofa, when Losllo camo struggling along with two flatlrons In his hands and placed them on tho sofn. "Sinco then ho has been fascinated by them and likes them better than hia horse. "Last March ho took a special prize at a Klngstou baby show. Ho has six brothers and slsteis, all older than ho Is, but thoy daro not tenso him, be cause ho Is quite able to attack them." Leslie was fifteen months old on LONDON HOIKSE OLD FLEET PATCHED UP Windjammers of All Kinds Are Being Overhauled and Pressed Into Grain Carrying on Pacific. Vancouver, 13. C With n bumper crop of bnrloy estimated at 550,000 tons, California grain men stand to lose lmmonso sums owing to tho lrck of tonnage for handling tho crops. Tho utmost carrying enpacity of all tho vessels In sight is between 50,000 to 60.000 tons. Tho ships of England and other nations, which formerly had am plo spaco for tho grain, havo nil their tonago taken months ahead and most of them nro engnged olsowhero at such high ratos that they are not con slderlng Pacific coast shipments. Tho situation In California Is a snmplo of what portnlns to tho wholo coast, scarcity of tonnage will bo folt moro acutely toward tho end of tho year, It Is claimed. Old sailing ships which had boon towed to tho Oakland estuary ns ob solete In view of the growth of ship ments by steamers a fow years ago aro being overhauled and patched up to haudlo tho grain In tho absonco of Bteamer tonnngo. Tho estuary for tho last six years has becoino a land mark because of tho presnnco of tho Immense licet of sailing ships which had been moored thero to rot. Among the boats are tho Ferris S. Thompson. Halcyon, l.urllne, Kouce. Charmer, California, Sonomn, Hculah. l.lttlo Honnp, Diamond Head. Dalboa and a host ot others, consisting of schooncis, bnrks, brigantlnos nnd full rlggcd ships. Most of the vessels have been strip ped of their boats nnd gear, but many of them havo been kept, up in a hnlf Interested manner. It was belloved that tho days or tho windjammer wero pnst nnd the wholo fleet could havo been bought for a song. Now even the worst of tho old hulks Is being hauled out nnd patched up to mnko a voyago or two, and somo of thorn will bo unablo to pass the In spectors. Tho freight situation has brought tho windjammers to tho foro once more, and they aro as much In demand as they wero before Htoam ships became general. Vancouver Sun. - December 17. Ho Is two feet nino inches high and weighs twunty-nlno pounifB Ills chest measurement Is nineteen Inches. TOURS WORLD IN WOOD SHOES Hollander Asserts In Atlanta He Only Man Who Has Done This Feat. lo Atlanta. C.a Lieut. Nnrdwall Hol lander, who nays ho Is the only man who has circled tho globe in wooden Mines, arrived lu Atlnnta. Ho reHlgned ftom tho army six yonis ago, accord ing to his story. Starting from Am sterdam he walked through every country In Huropo, then Africa, India and China. Two years ago ho landed at San Francisco. After visiting Alaska he walked across tho Unit oil StntOB, passing through nutte. Mont.; Snlt Lake CJIty, Denver, KaiiHna City. St. Louie', In dianapolis. Cleveland, Buffalo, Mon treal, Hohton, New York. Washington, D C. Charlotto, N. C, to Atlanta. Ho now Is en routo to Florldn, accompa nied by his sister, Wllhelmlna. Impersonates Parent; Is Arrested. Lexington, Ky. Henry U. Stewart and Nannie II. Wells, fourteen years old, wero married hero and a fow hours later Stewart and his sister, Mrs. Thomas, woro arrested charged with Impersonating another for tho purioBo of unlawfully securing a mar riage license. It Is said Mrs. Thomas went with her 'brother to got tho llcniiHc and passed htrbulf off as "Nan nie K Wells." The Right Lead. Fond Maramn (praising absent daughter) And I'vo nlwnyB afllrmcd that Sylvia's arms nro so well shaped bocauao 1 havo inado her do a groat deal of sweeping. Uashful Young Man (striving wildly to keep up his end of tho conversa tion) Er does sho walk much, Mrs. Jones? Puck. RASH ALMOST COVERED FACE "Warronvlllo, 0. "I havo folt tho effoctn of blood poisoning for eighteen years. I was novor without eomo erup tions on my body. Tho torrlblo Itch ing cnuscd mo much suffering and dis comfort, whllo tho rubbing and scratching mndo It worso. Last spring I had a torrlblo breaking out of blls- J tory soroa on my nrnis and limbs. My faco and arms wero almost covered with rash. I could not sloop and lost nlnotccn pounds In flvo weoks. My faco was terribly rod and soro, and felt ns if my skin was on flro. At last , I tried a samplo of Cutlcura Soap nnd Cutlcura Ointment and I found them so cool, soothing nnd healing, that I got somo Cutlcura Soap, Cutlcura' Olntmont, nnd Resolvent. I bathed with hot water and Cutlcura Soap,) then I applied tho Cutlcura Olntmont ' every night for two months, nnd I am ! cured of all skin eruptions." (Signed) ' Mrs. Kathryn Krafft, Nov. 28, 1911. I Cutlcura Soap and Olntmont sold , throughout tho world. Samplo of each i free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address ' post-card "Cutlcura, Dopt L, Boston." Adv. In Style. "I want a light fruit lunch." "How would somo electric currents do?" Even Job's wlfo novor asked him to remove tho tacks from tho parlor carpet. TXr7?l&97 CbuoicL Hflr J&EE&r BSBWBsBsBSBsVdisssBwlBBSssnr ssi7 ssssbMbbsEp When a woman suffering from some form of femininq disorder is told that an operation is necessary, it of course, frightens her. f he very thought of the hospital operating table and the surgeon's knife strikes terror to her heart, and no wonder. It is quite true that some of these troubles may reach a stage where an operation is the only resource, but thousands of women have avoided the necessity of an operation by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. This fact is attested by the grateful letters they write to us after their health has been restored. These Two Women Prove Our Claim. Cary, Maine. "I foel It a duty I owe to all suffering" women to toll what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vcgetablo Compound did for me. Ono year afro I found myself a torrlblo sufferer. I had pains in both sides and such a soreness 1 could scarcoly stnlghtcn up at times. My back ached, I had no appetite and was so nervous I could not sleep, then I would bo so tired mornings that I could scarcoly get around. It seemed almost im possible to move or do a bit of work and I thought I novor would bo any better until I submitted to an opera tion. I commenced taking Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Coin pound nnd soon felt like a new womun. I had no pains, slept well, had good appe tite and wns fat and could do almost Now answer this question if you can. Why should a wo man submit to a surgical operation without first giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial ? You know that it has saved many others why should it fail in- your case? For 30 yonrB Lydia K. Pinkham's Voprotablo Compound lias been tlto standard remedy for fo mnlo ills. No ono sick ivith woman's ailments docs justice to herself if Bho doca not try this fa mous medicine mado from roots and herbs, it has restored ho many suffering womontohealth. KWrUo to LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINE CO. SPF (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by u woman and held in strict confidence. wss'kiS;iilBBS-(sBsflssnsSssskl J. OCIE ALS WORTH SECRETARY AND HEAD HOC SALESMAN SOllth OlTlaha A All cows and Httlo use of Kow "'. a i Wa r I nol - iiMtofl inw1 r SSM UF - Ills such as tost Appetite, Milk Ferer, Hunches, lied Water, Scouring, Abortion, Barrenness, Dnd Get a package of Kow Kure from your dealer and keep It on hand constantly, M cent and $1.00 slies. Ask for copy of "Tho Cow llook." FOR UK8T RESULTS SHIP YOUR CATTLE, 110(18 AND SnKKP TO OMAHA LIVE STOCK COMMISSION COMPANY QOUTH OMAHA, NEBRASKA E. E. ltocers N. R. Drysoa A. E. Rogers T, H. Bryson D. a Rogen Words ot the Aviator. "So you took a llyer In the stock market?" "Yes," anBworcd tho regretful-look. Ing man, "and hit an nlr pocket." Dr. riorco's Pellets, small, sufntr-costed, easy to take as candy, rejjulato nnd Invigor ate stomach, liver aud bowels and cure con stipation. Adv. 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They Will Do It Right Denver sick cow Is a bad Investment, nnd a cow that Is or t producing as much food ralllc as she should Is not well. need careful attention to keep them healthy. disorders can be kept from becoming Wg by the Kure. This famous remedy is a sure cure and prcvcntlre of most cow Hetalncd Afterbirth. D1UT ASSOCUllOfl CO., M85. Ijii.itlllt, Vt.