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SLEEPING IN CHURCH.
ILJs a mutter of common experience
that bright lights in a chamber, church
or hall whoro numerous persons nrc
gathered together havo the effect of
producing drowsiness among certain
members of the- congregation or audi
once, says tho Philadelphia Press
This phenomonon is caBily explained
hy tho current knowlrdgo of hypno
itlBtn. The drowsiness produced by
tho lights is a species of hypnosis. It
lias been suggested also that lack of
proper vontllation causes a toxic qual
lty in tho atmosphero to which somo
people are especially siiHceptlblo, the
result being an irresistible drowsiness.
Sleeping In church has always boon a
ready subject for humor. It Is related
that on ono occasion when a proposal
was under discussion to have a scries
of sermons preached on topics of the
day w'hlch wcro agitating tho public
minds, Rtifus Choate, as a member of
the congregation, protested vehement"
ly, saying, "I seek my pow, as 1 seek
my bed, for repose." There Is ulso an
nnccdoto of an old Scotchman who
was asked if ho know a certain man in
the same neighborhood. "Know him?"
ho replied with emphasis. "Why, I've
sleoplt in tho same kirk wl' him for
forr-ty year." Hut tho majority of
preachers havonevor been inclined to
tako a humorous vlow of the matter,
any moro than Dean Swift.
"Tho law does not permit a man to
leave his wife Just becaiibo alio nags
him," Justlco Marcan decides. Ho
meant, of course, tho law of this state,
says tho Now York Mail. In Kon
tucky, Missouri and other states,
"ungovernablo temper" and "Indigni
ties" aro a causo not only for sopa
lotion, but for absolute divorco and
fagging iriay ceitalnly bo carried to
Iho point of Indignity; while- In Oro
gon ono may obtain a divorco If tho
partner of ono's Joys, and especially
of ono'a sorrows, "mnkea llfo burden
some." And what can bo more bur
densome thnn nagging? Ilowevor,
thoro ought not to bo divorco, nor
even separation, for nagging, becauso
no court of Justice con ever bo suro
lhat tho nagging lu not Justiflod, or at
Jeast provoked. 8omo women, for in
etanco, aro born naggers. Somo
achlevo nagging, and a considerable
numbers of others havo nagging
thrust upon them by a courso of con
duct which may bo outwardly courte
ous, but which in its essence ia in
supportably Irritating.
Boston is to hnvo a hospital for "the
blueo," tho first of the kind in the
world. Tho Institution will bo psy
chopathic, though markedly different
in scopo from tho wards of that name
attached to Bcllevuo hospital In Now
York city. Tho hospital for "thi
blueB" will bo a branch of tho Doaton
fltnto hospital and will bo conducted
on tho theory that all Insanity caset
aro simply formB of physical sick
ness which can bo alleviated with
proper tronttnent. To that end tho
placo will bo ti sort of clearing-house
for thoso whoso brains aro out of
ijoar. Thoy will bo differentiated
and classified, according to tho kinds
of mental diseases thoy show, and
remedies will bo sought for each
clasB of patients. Thoro will bo an
put-patient department, for dealing
.with incipient insanity, and it is ex
pected that this branch of tho work
will afford striking opportunities for
the relief of many mildly inBano por
sons without subjecting them to the
stigma of insanity.
A Yonkers policeman saved nbout
30 peoplo from death or Injury when
ho picked up a dynamtto bomb placed
against a hotel and pinched out tho
fuso, which wnB within an inch of tho
explosion point. It was a good thing
for tho guests of tho hotel tnnt this
hcrolo policeman happened to bo also
ono so exceptionally handy "at a
pinch."
A Pennsylvania farmer has a brood
of chickens which can run tho musi
cal scale. Evidently tho nature faker
Is making hay whllo,, the sun shines
and -while tho labor of organizing
third parties has absorbed tho atten
tion of tho arch enemy of uature fak
ing In other fields.
Franco has built a motor car road
through Algeria for a stretch of 760
Tnllcs, and Groat Britain hnu ono 1,000
miles In length through tho Malay
peninsula. Tho United States, tho
homo of tho motor car, has not con
structed a singlo great highway to
connect her principal cltios.
It U announced that a Now York
girl who has a fortune of $15,000,000
Is going to becomo tho brido of an
American. She must bo another
young lady who wishes to attract at
tention by doing something eccentric.
French clerks found to bo slow with
their duties had n queer causo dis
covered for their lack of speed. Thoy
hnd been taking time off to train
snails.
Champion Rifle Shot Lets
INDINAPOLI8, INDWhat would
you do if you were the best rifle and
revolver shot in the state and u hold
up man grabbed your "roll" out of
your handH?
Shoot him, of course.
Well, that's Just what tho champion
shdt of Indiana didn't do tho only
tlmo ho ever hail occasion to rely on
his markskmanshlp to save his prop
erty. John K Ilafner, who won tho slate
championship In' tho second annual
touinunient of tho Indiana State Rifle
association In the Indianapolis battal
ion armory, for several years has
been one of tho best shots In the
country. When ho won tho state
championship tho other day, ho scored
1G2 consecutive bull's eyes a record
for Indiana and tho secretary of the
state association believes it is n na
tional record. Ilafner has numerous
medals to show for his skill with tho
rifle and the revolver. Rut ho never
Ins shot at a human target.
When ho was robbed in his place
Mocking Smile of a Girl
LOS ANGELRS, Cal.-A winsome
lass. Hashing a smile ns Bunnily
sweot as a day In June, has brought
about tho downfall of dozens of auto
speeders on tho Venice road, tho
"speed mania" road of Lob Angeles
county. She hns caused their hearts
to flutter so that their digestions are
upset and their mental poise serious
ly disturbed, and Incidentally has
touched their pocketbooks to thp end
that the county treasury bulges with
their dollars paid out in flneB.
On the rear seat of a motorcycle,
with a sturdy county motorcyclo "cop"
steering, tho young woman, claim tho
autolsts, has boen the pretty decoy
that has led them Into opening the
mufflers of their engines nnd cutting
down tho road at a pace that soon
landed them In troublo.
Of courso, the niotorlsts do not for
a moment think that the pretty young
woman on the motorcycle is either tho
wlfo or sweetheart of ono of their
hereditary foes. Far from it. When
the motorcyclo puffs saucily behind
an autoist and starts to pass, with the
girl on the rear Beat showing a row
of pearls in a derlBlvc smile, his pride
Is touched.
No man with an auto that can
cough along at a speed of more than
Jersey Lad Prayed at Night and Robbed by Day
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ATERSON, N. J. Kneeling every
night to ropeat tho Lord's Prayer,
as it was "drummed" into him by his
father, and committing burglary, dur
ing tho day, Blxteeu-year-old Albert
Vreoland has discovered that ho has
boon placed In tho front rank of dual
personalities. Ho plended guilty in
court to coven of a wholesale list of
robberies chaigod against htm, and
was sent to Jnll for a term not to bo
lets than 9 or exceed G3 years.
"Tho champion bad boy of New Jer
sey" Is the title which young Vrceland
earned, nnd tory householder In this
city who hiis been tho victim of tho
young burglar nnd his band, believes
ho came by It honestly. Apparently
ho robbed for tho puro lovo of tho
gnmo, nnd when ho entered n home ho
generally destroyed a great deal moro
thnn la took away with him. Ono oth
er member of tho gang has been cap-
Sings Her Favorite Ragtime Ditties at A. M.
CHICAGO. It was 2 o'clock in tho
morning, yet the piano in tho flat
upstairs was still dispersing ragtime.
"Come on along, como on along," It In
sisted, "to Alexander's Hag Tlmo
Band," for "everybody's doing it now."
Tho piano was not tho only sleep-destroyer,
a human volco was Its accom
plice the voice of Mrs. ltoso Kilbane,
2351 South Union nvvnuo.
nY? gods," soliloquized Mrs. Ma
Mar)
Loe, holding her hands to her ears, I loctlon, followed by a ragtime lullaby,
"how much longer will that music box ' "Hear her," almost sobbed Mrs. Leo
stand It?" "Singing 'Sloop, Baby. Sleep,' and slio
"O Moving Man, don't tako my baby won't let anybody elso do it."
grand," came tho volco of tho singer. Sho hautcned out, nnd searching th
A fenont prayer escaped from the I streets and alleys finally found n po
flat below, a prayer that tho moving , jlceman and had him accompany liet
man would get busy right away. Alto tho flat
scoro of residuals In tho block would "Come, hero mlno," Bang tho voice
gladly havo paid tho expenses of tho and tho pollcemnu entered. Thcro wbb
trip when "I want to be, I want to bo. no moro sinning that night, and next
I want to bo down South in Dixie"
floated through tho open wludows n
few niomentB later.
Tho singer hoard neither tho pray
ers nor tho imprecations, but told her
audience in pajamas "Geo, but I llko
music with ray meals."
1 0 0 TRF5BE2TIL
l f' lift Kr? P.
Holdup Man Rob Him
of business n few years ago. It wasn't
becauso he had Jost his skill or his
nere, but It was because bo obeyed
bis mother. Ilafner was In business
on Washington street near Rural
street when he was the lctlm of a
"holdup." A customer in Hafner's
poolroom gave him a ?10 bill in paying
for his games, and Hufner took a wal
let, containing $175. ot at u1b l,ock
el to get two fives. Two strangers
wero standing near by and tho larger
one grabbed tho wallet.
At that moment Hafner's mother
nnd one of his emploes stepped in at
the back door and as Ilafner tried to
detain the robbers the employe- ran
Into a back loom and got Hafner's re
volver. Ho gave Ilafner the revolver
Just as the robbers, went out of the
door, with Ilafner in pursuit. As Ilaf
ner leveled the pistol his mother cried
"John'" Ilafner nays he has heard
that cry before, and he never In his
life disobeyed his mother, so when
she told him not to bhoot he lowered
tho pistol and watched tho robbers
run away with his $175.
"I am not sorrj I obeyed my moth
or," said Ilafner when tho Incident
was recalled. "Tho loss of a few do!
lars Is nothing when compared with
tho life of a man, even a robber. I did
not tako up rllle and rovolver shooting
because of any desire to shod the
blood of man or beast."
"Decoy" Is Fatal Lure
rn
n
twenty-five miles nn hour wants to
seo his machine passed. Furthermore,
ho hns a sort of brainstorm caused by
tho tantalizing smile of the pretty
young woman, and so he Is led to his
undoing.
So far. It Is estimated, nbout 100
autolsts have fallen Into tho nicely
baited trap. The motorcyclo police
men deny that they are carrying their
girls or sweethearts along as "motor
bait." Of course, they can't help it
if their feminine companions stir tho
autoist to speeding.
H. Drew of the district attorney's
office, who has charge of the eight
motorcycle policemen who hunt speed
ers for tho county, said the other day
that If the motorcyclo policemen car
ried fascinating young women on tho
tandem seats of their machines, they
were using the femlnlno decoys on
tholr owu Initiative. He said that the
I women never appear In court.
tured, nnd ho has confessed also.
Mrs. Vreeland, tho boy's mother,
blames tho father for a considerable
part of tho lad's trouble. "My hus
band," cho said, "who has been help
less for the last 11 years because of
illness, was entirely too strict with tho
boy. Ho is a rigid church member,
and I think that Herbert's mischief
has been mostly duo to his father's
attitude toward him. I also think
that bad girls Influence him.
"Ho hnd won tho hearts of several
young girls, and gavo ono of them a
diamond ling valued nt $350. When
I told him that tho polico know that
ho had given tho girl a ring of that
value, ho pulled his hair and said:
"'Great Scott! No wonder I got
ruch a salty doso from tho Judge. I
am going crazy when I do anything
like that. I thought tho ring was
rutty.' "
After being sentenced young Vree
land sold to his folks: "Well, I'll be
79 when I get out, nnd the first thing
1 will do will bo to kill two dotec-
lives.
Tho wanton recklessness that has
characterized tho movements of Her
bert and his pals has fairly stunned
tho icsldentB of Paterson.
"O Mr. Droamman, please lot me
dream somo more," was tho next sa-
day Sirs Kilhnno had a hearing bo-
foro Municipal Judge Beltler at tho
South Clark street station. Tho Judge
fined her $10 and costs.
That's why the nights aro so quiet
now in tho vicinity of 2951 South
Union avenue.
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A new creation copied after the Indian Rumchumda hat. The trim
ming of tho handkerchief, which is of a plaited Indian silk, covers a
Leghorn straw." A feather running on the side of the hat completes tho
trimming. It Is good for summer outdoor wear and prevents sunburn.
COMBINE BLACK AND VIOLET
Mixture of Colors That the Expert
Dressmaker Uses to Much
Advantage. '
Dress Is most alluring this season,
nnd thore Is such variety in style that
not only every taste but every Indi
vidual figure, can be suited. Black
and violet as regaids dress for recep
tion nnd every afternoon wear Is a
fashionable alliance, and we note It
principally In taffetas and satin cos
tumes, whllo with the black cloth or
eponge tailor-made a blouse of bright
velvet charmeuse and guipure inser
tion veiled with black nlnon do sole
Is a fitting accompaniment.
Tho mauve foulard with bjack or
mauve nlnon oversklrt Is being ex
ploited with success, as Is the pannier
coat costume of black and deep purple
Liberty satin.
A charming model of this stylo has
tho coat gathered nt the waist, with
belt coming high In front and mnde
of exquisite black, purple and ecru
embroidery. This continues In bnnd
form on either side of tho coat fronts,
whllo -the bodice portion Is arranged
in wldo pleats, and the pearl-shaped
sleees leach only a little way bel6w
the elbow.
IN OLD ROSE.
Hero is quite nu Inexpensive dress
of old rose casement cloth. The skirt
has a seam up center front and is
trimmed with a fold or black satin
and a row of blnck buttons with sim
ulated holes.
Tho bodlco, which is cut Magyar, is
tucked each side front and back, also
on tho sleeves; It fastens In front,
where It Is trimmed like the skirt.
Tho collar Is of the material finely
tucked, nnd a black bow finishes the
neck.
Hat of cream Tagel, trimmed with
laco and vobcb.
Materials required: Four yards 40
Inches wldo, one-half yard satin on
tho cross, about four dozen buttons.
The Corsage Bouquet.
Tho corsage bouquet is ono of tho
prettiest fancies in dress ornamenta
tion. On special occasions, when ono
wIbucb tho nusterely tntlor-bullt cos
tumo to tako on a glorified nnd festal
air, a modish flower arrangement
pinned to the coat front will work a
very pretty miracle. The most fash
ionable of these artificial posloB 1b a
combination of orchids with lilies of
the valley, or, if tho bouquet Is of
vloleti or roses, sprays of Illy of the
valley must be tucked in.
AVOID THE COLORED FROCK
Average Woman Will Make No Mis-
tako When She Pins Her Faith
to White Material.
Tho woman of limited Income
should not be tempted by colored
linen frocks. They are not a wise
Investment when gowns must neces
sarily bo lew in number. They are
almost suro to fade, and even whllo
they possess all their original glory
they cannot be touched up and varied
by colored cravat and belt, ns tho
white outfit can. Such is the imper
ishable beauty of white that even tho
Inexpensive material known as sail
cloth, which can be bought for about
30 cents a yard, can be made to look
smarter than tho average colored lin
en. Those venturing upon costumes
of sail-cloth should, however, to make
assurance doubly hitre, see that tho
material has been well shrunk before
It Is made up.
Now the "Jupe Pantalon."
The latest thing in tnllormadcs is
the "Jupe pantalon." It has little in
common with the "jupo culotte," or
harem skirt, except that that gave us,
the bottom of the trousers, and tho
"Jupe pantalon" gives us tho top or
the same garments. It Is a skirt with
a series of little close gatherings at
the waist. These aro confined by small
buckles similar to the one used on
a man's trousers. At each side of the
Bkirt Is a pocket, and In order to com
plete tho resemblance to mascullno
wearing apparel, braces fastened by
buttons back and front hold up the
skirt. With this garment is worn a
bhlrt of white percale, perfectly Hat
and plain, with long sleeves, wristlet
nnd a high stiff collar, in fact a man's
shirt in all Its unadorned severity.
The wearers of the "Jupo pantalon"
costume when sitting around , their
clubs, smoking cigarettes, look at first
sight like men In their shirt sleeves.
Collariess Frocks.
Tho girl wbo realizes how ex
tremely becoming tho collariess frock
has proved to bo will be glad to learn
of Its continued popularity.
For this reason tho high-nock ruf
fles and ruches of tulle, chiffon and
taffeta, with their small clusters of
flowers set at Intervals around tho
collar, will bo worn when furs aro dis
carded and it is necessary to havo
somo protection.
If one chooses to wear n collar
band, It must bo unusually high. In
modelB from Paris tho high collars
are shaped to follow the outline of
tho hnlr back of the cars.
Tho little pleated frill, so dear to
tho Fieneh woman, makes a soft be
coming lino around the face.
Plush for Winter Hats.
Hatters' plush Is expected to be
used on many of the new fall hats,
and beaver cloth will doubtless bo
seen on the tailored hat. This cloth
will probably be popular with tho busi
ness women, as It wearB so well, and
a hat of beaver looks trim nnd neat
to wear with a tailored suit. Dresden
taffeta will be much used for trim
mings, especially in tho way of largo
bows.
For the Small Boy.
Ono of tho prettiest novelties this
season is tho biilt of brown linen for
Biuall boys. Theso are embroidered
with silk to match. Sailcloth Is a
practical material; it launders well,
holding Its color. For warm weather
theso are made with knickerbockers
nnd tunic tops caught about tho waist
with a belt. Dark blue sailcloth linen
with collars and cuffs of white is an
other pretty combination.
Ribbed Fabrics.
It Is said on good authority that
corded weaves will bo very popular
In tho autumn. Theso new ribbed fab
lies will includo materials so light la
weight as to be suitable for dress dra
peries and heavier ones adapted for
suits, outer wraps and trimmings.
No thoughtful person ues liquid blue. It'i
oTplncli of blue in n larpe bottle of water. A'k
for Ked Cross Hall Blue, the blue thalV all blue.
Its Rank.
"Do ynu think telephone operation
can be clnssed as a profession?"
"Well, it certainly Is a calling."
Tho Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston.
Mass.. will bend a largo trial box of
Paxtine Antiseptic, n delightful cleans
ing nnd germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request
Autocratic Assertions.
"Are j ou a servant of the people?"
nsked tho constituent.
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum.
"Only It fchould be observed thnt a
really first-class sermnt may come
pretty nearly being a boss."
Accounted For.
"How Is it so many people seem
able to get the money to buy automo
biles with?"
"If jou only notice, they are the eas
iest things lu tho world with which to
raise the dust."
His Reason.
lie Dearest During the first danco
I have with you be sure and say some
thing to me.
She Why?
He Because you're so light, If you
don't speak I will not know i havo
you in my arms. Princeton Tiger.
Kind Man.
A local philanthropist ordered a fan
for himself, a nice electric buzzer.
He also took the key out of the door
so that homo of the air could go
jib. rough the keyhole into the adjoin
ing room, where there are eight per
spiring clerks.
Mother's Lingual Attainment.
The mother of a little boy In Kan
sas City, Kan., recites negro dialect
stories charmingly. Her small son is
quite proud of her accomplishment
nnd frequently boasts of it. Ono day
recently, when somo of his playmates
wqre vaunting the achievements of
their several mothers, the llttlo boy
bragglngly remarked:
"My mother Is smarter than any of
yours; she can talk two languages."
"What are they?" demanded his
companions.
"White and colored."
Took Slot Machine at Its Word.
A Kansas City woman recently took
her two small daughters to make their
first visit to her husband's people, liv
ing in n small Kansas town. Naturally
she was anxious to make as favorable
an impression as possible. So tho two
little people, on going on an errand to
the depot, wore cautioned to be on
their very best behavior. To tho
mother'b surprise, they returned vig
orously chewing gum. As they had
no money, she asked them where they
got 1L
"Oh," explained the older one, "It
said on the slot machine, 'Ask the
agent for pennies.' bo wo did."
Matter of Justice.
Where shall Justice begin, with
those who have power or with thoso
who suffer wrong? If exact aud ideal
Justlco were done, the weak would
make an effort to give to tho strong
all that is their due, and the strong
would try to put their affairs in order
so that no Just causo of complaint
should exist anywhere. The unhappy
element In tho relations of the strong
and tho weak is that both aro think
ing too much about exacting Justice
nnd not enough about doing thnt
which is Just and right. "Pay what
thou owest" is tho cry most often
heard. "Give mo that which In ray
due, then I will pay you what J owo."
The Christian Register.
WELL PEOPLE TOO
Wise Doctor Gives Postum to Con
valescents. A wise doctor tries to give nature its
best chance by saving the llttlo
strength of tho already exhausted pa
tient, and building up wasted energy
with simple, but powerful nourish
ment. "Five years ago," wiltes a doctor
"I commenced to use Postum in my
own family instead of coffee." (It's
a well-known fact that tea is Just as
injurious as coffee because it contains
caffeine, tho same drug found In cof
fee.) "I was so well pleased with the
results that I had two grocers place
it in stock, guaranteeing its sale.
"I then commenced to recommend It
to my patients In placo of coffee, as a
nutritious beverage. Tho consequence
Is, eery store in town Is now selling
It, ns it has become a household ne
cessity in many homes.
"I'm suro I prescribe Postum as oft
en as any ono remedy in tho Mnterln
Medlca In almost ecry case of Indi
gestion and ncrvousnc3 I treat, and
with tho best results.
"When I once introduco it into a
family, it is qulto suro to lemaln. 1
shall continue to use it aud prescribe
it in families whore I practlco.
"In convalescence from pneumonia,
typhoid fever and other cases I give
it as a liquid, easily absorbed diet.
You may use my letter as a referenco
any way you see fit." Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read "Tho Road to Wellvllle," in
pkgs. "Thero'B a reason."
Rtcr read the nliote letterT A nerr
onr apprur) from time to limp. They
nrc crnulne, true, nod fall of human
Interest.