m '"WW THE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE IRA L.. BARE, Publisher. TERMS, 1.2G IN ADVANCE. T5a1a ofihftWAM and WORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA ftgu.i ),i i.u 1 1 1 1 1 m mgguuuLJLi 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 inm Hats for Vacation Outings Are Simple in All Respects V :-i H!i j t 'i r - N!3 w 1 i4 "u. - M ?j a."1 i MEN AND WOMAN'S CLOTHES. It may be laid down ns ft general rulo that tho ordinary man never knows when a woman's dress fits 01 not unless, of course, It Is an extraor dinary misfit Ills replies to Inquiries on that point aro, as practically all husbands will nttcst, based on what ho thinks tho woman thinks of It. When a wlfo, for lnstanco, comes Into tho room wearing n now dress, with a Binllo on her face, and turns around rovoral tlmcn and nsKs him what he thinks of tho fit, ho replies without hesitation that It Is nil right that he likes tho pnttcrn exceedingly nnd that ho doesn't think ho over saw her wear anything moro becoming. If, on the contrary, oho comes In with corrugated brows and Inquires In a distinctly dis satisfied tono what ho thinks of the dress, ho lnstnntly remarks thnt, though it looks fairly ntco, yet there in still something about It that he doesn't like. Ho can't say exactly what It Is that seems out of koltcr, but there is certainly something wrong with that dress nnd It ought to bo altored at onco. Dut It Is only Just to tho men to say that tholr Igno rance of what constitutes tho fit of s dress Is paralleled by tho feminine in ability to reallzowhat goeB to make up a woll-flttlng suit for a raalo per Bon. As a rule, a woman's advice with respect to a man's suit Is the most dangerous thing a man can take To somo, each now spring comes with tho freshnoss of n first one, nnd thcro is an evanescent charm about it which no other season possesses. It Ib a long series of progressions, beginning with tho first soft southorn breeze, the molting of tho snow and tho earliest wnrblo of tho pioneer bluo bird, n tiny patch of sky flown down to earth, tho unlocking of mountain streams, tho soft pussy willow buds and tho twilight piping of froga. There is premonition and expectancy In tho air. Then, with alternating showers nnd sunshine, tho dreary-looking earth takes on llttlo by llttlo a fresh robe of verdure, palo green at first, half hiding tho skeloton outlines of tho trees nnd wrapping tho landscnpo In n misty dream of boauty. There are varying shades; horo and thcro where there aro oaks, Bplotchcs of brownish v purplo, and along tho hillsides great masses of blossoms, dogwood and Judas tree and billowy reaches of whlto and pink orchards. All along tho way In dooryards nro whlto and purplo lilacs loading tho air with fragrance, nnd tho fields nro spangled with goldon dandelions. Thnt men of wonlth In increasing numbora aro deserting tho ranks of "thojdlo rich" and devoting their timo, tnlonta and a part of their money to useful public Borvlco, Is one of tho encouraging frultB of democracy In this country. Tho chargo has often been made that vory wealthy men do not boar their Just proportion of the public burdens, and possibly many of them do not Possibly many of them lack a Bonso of responsibility. During tho past quarter of a century, how. over, thoro havo beon In American public llfo, or In seml-publlo life, n groat number of men who fool that riches, ns woll as noblesso, obligo. says tho Boston Globo. It would bo a Buporfluous tnsk to cnumernto them tho men In whom a social conscience has been developed and who find tho performnnco of publlo duties more at tractive than polo or golf. Tho courtn nnd tho Imperious ruler by divine right do not nlwayB pull to gether, as appoars from a caso In Ger many, where a tenant of tho emperor, sued bis landlord and won In two courts. Thoro was a precedent for thiB In tho reign of Prodorick tho Groat, who wanted to rcniovo a mill that spoiled bis vlow from Sans Soucl, but tho courts uphold tho sturdy miller through a controversy which Cnrlylo eclobrates over sovoral pages. Still such things occur Infrequently enough in Germany to get Into print when they do happen. It has been decldod by a Chicago Judgo that tho earning capacity of a performing monkey 1b f300 a wook. it It Ik Impossible for ono to bo a bnll player ono may still bo a performing monkey, A Doston clergyman says that American women woar too many slothes at summer roBortB. Eithor ho has never been at a aeasldo resort or another church trial la imminent. There havo been several casos late ly of doctors being sued for sewing up surgical supplies In. the bodies of their patients. Perhaps, after all, a trust to raise the prices of doctors' outfits would not be a bad thing. A Chicago boy fell from a fourth story window and struck on a cement sidewalk without being seriously In jured, This may bo regarded as a strong recommendation tor cement pldewtilks, A TjyySOjJ W"jT rs" '' J'"'ri ''"''1 ATS for outing wear aro prop-' Herly Bimplo in shape and trim ming. They should bo light in weight, shndo tho oyos, and small enough t,o bo out of tho way of everybody. Ono may find them, answering theso requirements, in nil sorts of materials and qualities. Thero are grass hats (which aro pret try with a light Bcnrf draped about thorn) that coot only a quarter, and thero aro good looking straw hats for CO and 75 cents. And at tho other ex treme aro flno South American Pana ma hats that cost as much as one wants to pay. Whlto folts nnd whlto fabric hats aro In the running nlso, with the new native models develop ing consldcrnblo strength. Tho pictures given hero will servo to show about tho simplest and also tho least simple methods of trimming used on this character of mllllnory. Tho hat of plquo bound with n fold of tho Bnmo nnd finished with a band and fnn, could hardly bo simpler. A hat in similar shnpo of Jap straw la bound with velvet and trimmed with velvet ears supported by wiro. Against theso Irish crochet balls and LOOP TO REPLACE BUTTON Far Better on Delicate Materials and Not at All Hard to Put Together. In putting togother a lingerie waist it Is often Impossible to find n place In tho delicate trimmings for button holes. As a substitute loopB nro UBcd and n quick and easy method of mak ing them Ib given herewith. Use a flno thread and tat alnglo wheels of plain tntting tho slzo you wish for tho but tons to bo used. Iirenlc them oft with HUfllcIont thread to sow them on with. They nro easily sown In place and nro substantial. An easy way to mako tho wldo tucks over tho Bhouldcr of shirt waists: Crcn.80 tho goods at tho per forations In tho pattern, measuro your tuck and put tho goods under tho needlo at tho right distance from edgo to mako the tuck tho required width, attach your cloth gauge to tho bed plate of tho machine so thnt tho edgo of the cloth touches tho gauge, and Btltch tho tuck taking care to keep tho edgo against tho gnugo tho full length of tuck. LAST WORD IN MILLINERY Tho Flower-Trimmed Smartest Hat at Its ornaments are served. This Is aa elaborate aB ono would caro to havo it, for an outing hat. Tho most elegant hat of all for out ing wear is a good Pnnama. Tho flno' ones stand a great amount of bending nnd wear nnd aro successfully cleaned. Also thoy hold their color In tho Bun, and tho color of tho genu ing Panama Is very beautiful. Theso IiatB aro most appropriately trimmed with Bcarfs of silk or bands and orna ments of ribbon. Somo novel hats mndo of silk or other fabrics, shaped by rows of shir ring on cords or flno wires, have been Intoly Introduced for traveling. They nro reversible nnd give ono tho ndvnntngo of a change, as tho Inside and outside nro In different colors. An ornament may bo pinned or sewed to such n hat upon occasion, nnd It will Borvo for regular street wenr, especially If further decorated with a lace veil. It may bo flattened out nnd cnrrlcd In n sukenso If nocossary, which Is tho great point of ndvnntngo In those flcxiblo hats. For n sea voyago thoy nro Ideal. JULIA BOTTOMLEY. FLOWERS NOW IN PROFUSION Delightful Table Decorations Are Eas ily Possible at This Favored Time of Year. "With tho return of tho flowers comes the desiro to have tho tablo decorated with some arrangement of blossoms. It Is rather an cxpenslvo proposi tion during tho winter, but flowers nt this season aro lnoxpcnslvo; or wo may call upon tho woods nnd fields to provldo bouquotB for tho tablo. An effcctlvo decoration Ib to All a bowl with moss and nrrange snow drops nnd crocuseB as If thoy wero growing In their native home. Tho bowl should bo shallow and wido. Twonty snowdrops and a fow violets nro enough to fill tho bowl. Thoy nro moro effcctlvo when not clustered. Small glass or china troughs may bo purchased for tho purpose of deco rating tho tablo. Each nt theso Ib an arc of n quar ter circle, and mny bo arranged to form many designs. Short-stemmed flowers, pnnsles, violets, Illlcs-of-the-valley. The center or corners of a tnblo arc tho proper places for flowers. Quanti ties of vbbob and holders, narrow and shapely, aro mado for tho purpose of holding tablo flowers. Popular Feather. A notablo novelty, nnd ono that Is appearing on every sldo In Parisian mllllnory, Is tho high knlfo feather or "coutenu," carried out In curled os trich plurao. Thoy aro forthcoming in black, whlto and every modish color of tho moment, nnd aro exceedingly pretty. A couple of whlto "coutenux" and nn edging of white plume on a black tricorno shnpo, or blac. upon' whlto, aro fetching and becoming. Chiffon Poplin. Chiffon poplin with a rich border dcalgn in flowers strown over satin cross Btrlpes comes In tho most beau tiful colorings. It la very wide, reach ing easily from tho wulBtllno to tho ground, the border being tho only trimming needed. mmcr CHKS Deaf Mutes Fling NEW YORK. Thero was a silent commotion of nn extraordinary character before Maglstrato Krotel In Center street court tho other day when Henry J, Heckcr, a deaf-mute pressman of 754 East One Hundred and Fifty second street, appeared aB complain ant ngalnst Miss Nora Sullivan, a young woman of twenty, also a deaf-mute, of 330 Water street. Hecker charged that ' Miss Sullivan grossly Insulted him on the street last Saturday after noon, flinging a broadside of slander ous epithets at him from tho tips of her fingers and then banging him on the head with an umbrella. Tho young woman, who is short and plump and highstrung, appeared In court In answer to a summons ob tained by Hecker. Thero wns no deaf-mute interpreter in court when the caso was called and Maglstrato Krotel was at a loss to understand tho multitude of high slgnB thnt were snapped at him. Hecker vainly talked himself into a state of manual palsy, and court attendants were sent Bcurrylng everywhere for an Interpreter. Flnnlly Police Ser geant Quackenbos, who Ib six feet tall and built like a back, was reached at WNiVWWS Man Dies After Fifty Years' Silence IGBY, NOVA SCOTIA. Within a few hundred yards of a beach whero 51 years ago two fishermen found him with hla legs amputated, "Gerome," Nova Scotia's man of mystery, died n few days ago, silent to the end about his Identity. Although ho undoubtedly possessed tho power of speech, "Gerome" had not conversed with anyoneIn the half cen tury he had been cared for by Dldler Comeau and tho latter's sons and daughters. During nil of this time "Gerome" had remained a mystery to the settlers here, most of whom are known as "returned Arcadians," being the descendants of the compatriots of Evnngelind who returned to this part of their adopted country after their ex pulsion by tho English In 1755. Away back In tho Bummer of 18G1, according to tradition, a ship different from those usually seen here put off a smnll boat which made for tho shore and deposited above tho tide line an object thnt several hours later was discovered to be a' man. His legs had been freshly amputated and there was a Jug of water and a package of ship's biscuit be3ldo tho man, who had Buf fered greatly from exposure. Wrapped In blankets and taken to the Comeau house, where, ever since he has been a welcome member of the Girls to Enforce CHICAGO. Thieves to catch thieves, and women to catch women. If tho first, why not the second? So reasons John McWeeny, chief of police. And since it sounded good to the head of Chicago's pollco depart ment thereupon outlined his plans for n regular beauty squad. Hat pins caused his cogitations and tho same pointed reasons, coupled with an old ordlnnnce that never Has done duty, will inspire tho 20 girls ho hopes to enlist In tho service. "You see, my men nro bashful," ex plained tho chief. "And men nro any way. Now if you were standing on tho corner and a pink cheeked girl Btroll cd by with tho points of her hat pins sticking out a foot, would you arrest her? "No, you'd probably wink your oye at your brother officer nnd Eny, 'No, no, Coed Throws Her ST. LOUIS. Passcngors on a Market street car passing the western end of 'Forest Park saw a girl trudging along the tracks wl(h what appeared to be the lifeless body of another girl on her shoulder. Tho body was clad In a bluo suit and a pair of brown-stocklngcd legs dan gled limply. Tho motorman slowed, tap tho car. Ono glance nt the head of tho object and ho throw on tho power again. With nn Indignant look the girl with her burden marched on her way. Sho was Miss Annto Brown, president of tho Junior class of Forest Park uni versity, who was cnrrylng her effigy to a grocery storo half a mllo away to burn It. By burning hor own effigy Miss Brown established a precedent Ab tho climax In the class tight which had been on between the Junior and senior classes for three days, the seniors had abstracted a dress of MIbb (MrSill Epithets in Court pollco headquarters and came down to court whllo tho quiet excitement was at its height. Complainant Hecker wns pretty weak In tho wrists when ho took the Btnnd nnd related how ho had been Insulted and thwacked with tho um brella. Quackenbos did not translate tho InBults, but Informed tho court that In thumb nnd digit discourse the language wna pretty fierce. Then Miss Sullivan took, tho stand nnd tnlked so fast that Quackenbos couldn't get her. Ho told the magis trate sho was having a fit of manual hysterics. Ho made swimming mo tions nt tho witness, wlg-wngglng for her to become calm. Thero wns a great stillness In tho court nnd at tho same time a great tumult. All the deaf-mutea wero talking at onco and becoming purplo In tho face. At last MIsb Sullivan tnlked herself Into a Bwoon nnd was carried to an ante-room. Drought out again, sh'o talked herself Into another Bwoon and camo out of No. 2 quite limp. Then It was drawn from her that Hecker had made unpleasant left-handed remarks to her and that she was entirely Justi fied In swinging at him with her um brella. "I guess thlr, la all wo can stand for ono day," adjudged tho court, mop ping his brow. "Case dismissed." Ab the two silent factions filed out of the courtroom thero was a wireless riot in tho corridors until the mam moth Sergeant QackenboB intervened and waved them apart. household, the man was Anally revived by a physician. In half a dozen lan guages tho man was asked: "What Is your name?" To this ques tion, In Italian, propounded by the older Comeau, the man made muttered reply: "Gerome!" Never after that, however, did "Geromo" utter a word except on ono occasion when asked whero he came from. "Trlesto" was tho reply made, seemingly in an un guarded moment. Physicians from all" parts of the world, who havo visited this Land of Evangelino in tho 51 summers that havo elapsed Blnce "Gerome" was found on tho 'beach, have studied tho man's case. Most of them havo agreed that he might havo spoken had he de cided to do bo; one or two have vouch safed tho opinion that somo terrible experience through which "Gerome passed frightened him out of his senses and rendered him unable to ut ter nn Intelligible word. vv Hat Pin Ordinance my no sho ain't breakln' the law.' So ycu see, we've Just got to havo girls to catch girls a regular beauty squad." Then when the woman with tho hat pins Btrolls by, a fashionably dressed girl, wearing, a tiny star whero sho formerly wore tho pin of her sorority, will touch her on tho shoulder and suggest that, "Tho captain wrnts you." And herein lies Just ono fear that may wreck tho proposed beauty squad before its organization. What if tho woman shouts; "What for?" and tho beauty policeman says: "Your hat pins are too long; they stick out too far; you aro under ar rest;" will tho arrested ono cry "Leave mo alono or I'll scratch your eyes out?" - Will thiB bo followed by a real hair pulling contest? And will the original gentleman policeman havo to cry "break," stop tho argument, and take both fighters for a rldo In tho bluo wagon? Theso aro questions experience alone can solve. And Chief McWeeny says ho will take a chance on tho battles Just to try out his plan. Own Effigy on Pyre Brown, stuffed It with paper and rags and hung the effigy on tho high oak In tho front yard of the university. Tho effigy was discovered early In tho morning by Miss Gertrude Schnei der, vice-president of tho Juniors. Aft er heroic efforts sho managed to cut It down. Tho question was what to do with it before tho entire school saw It. It was then that Miss Brown decid ed on the visit to a grocery up the tracks. None of the seniors saw the disposal of the effigy, and all were mystified at seeing the oak tree re lieved of Us burden. -LKS.UV x 7 ' (7 "TASTY, tempting and nnnphVinrr wr . . torned Beer Fine for a lioht luncheon or a hearty meal. Ready to serve no cooking odor to permeate the house. and economical as well. Makes excel lent corn beef hash. At Every Grocers Libby, McNeill & Libby Ch icngo A. third party is usually undcairnble In courtship or politics. Society forgives a m.in if he breaks tho Ten Commandments, but never It ho goes broko himself. Just ono cup of Garfield Tun tnken bofora retiring will next day rullovu your system gently and thoroughly of all Impurities. Enigmatic. "I say, how is that new baby over to your house?" "It's a howling success." Hardly Suitable. Settlement Worker Since meat is so high why not use vegetables? Mrs. Grogan They don't do a black eye no good. The Village Cut-Up. "Charley Bllllngsby always has something funny to say, no matter what happens." "I know it. He's nwful comical." "I often wonder how ho thinks of the humorous thoughts he has. He's Just perfectly killing. I never heard him call an umbrella anything but a bumbershoot." Above the Laws. Some men think money can "do any thing. A certain rich man sent for the doctor, who looked him over and then pronounced Judgment. "You havo been living too high." "Maybe I have. Thero aro many good things in tho markets." "No levity. You havo violated na ture's laws, and you must pay tho penalty." "Pay tho penalty? Oh, come now, Doc. Can't you get mo off on a tech nicality or something?" Four Dollars for a Cake of Soap, Soap has never been considered an extravagance, but now that notion may change, slnco tho now French Imported soaps are costing from two to three nnd four dollarB a cake. They are, however, dellciously scented, and one may take pardonable pleasure in using such toilet article. Each cako comes In a little box, and Is satin covered; they are quito a suitable Item for tho traveling bag of the bride, for which the most exquisite trifles ar always sought out Didn't Know What I". Was. Senator Duncan TJ. Fletcher was condemning at a dinner In Jackson ville an orange grower who ad failed. "Tho man failed," ho 'jald, "through Ignorance. Ho lays tho blame on other things, but his Ignorance alone Is at fault He is as ignorant of orange farming as tho tramp was of Industry. "You've heard of Chat tramp, per haps? He wore on his face a sneer ot derision and scorn. "'Work?' he BalcJ 'Work? What la It an herb?'" Ever Notice A Field of Indian Corn in the glory of its growing? Tho bes part of selected pearly white Indian Corn is used in making Post Toasties This food m carefully cooked in a ictory that is clean and spotless not a hand touching t at any stage of the making. Post Toasties witK cream and a sprinkle of sugar are an ideal dish. Serve some times with fresh straw berries added. n The Memory Lingers Sold by Grocers Pottnm Cereal Company, Ltd. Battle Creek, Mich. .&&.' : flWfcii GmLrmi W- WML 5t liTl1- jl : .. ;.: a V -,f. fc. -" -i,.,.. M-1 -4lMlrf "V-S.,. ry f3- -i' ? -tft-Si .fr t2 MWWr..