Certainly. Outdo No ono hna ever been nblo (to And out what the Sphinx standi) or whom It represents! ' American Tourist That's nothing! We've got a lot of congressmen homo Iho same way! Puck. Let lovo mako you strong, pure, so lvere. Let It prevent your sacrificing thb least portion of your soul's Hfo. Carmen Sylvo. Let us then bo what wo are, and Ihus keep ourselves loyal to truth. I. W. Longfellow. t Smokers find LEWIS' Single Binder 60 cigar better quality than most 10c cigars. Thero never was a man ns Important as a brldo expects her husband to bo. Anyway, a spinster can pretend that she would rather bo her own boss. kTHE KEYSTONEi O HEALTH SS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH 1TTERS To sweeten the stomach, aid digestion, the: bitters should be your. first choice. IT DOES THE WORK. Try it Today All Druggists. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely vegeta ble act surely but gently on the liver. Stop after dinner dis tresscure indigestion. improve the complexion, brighten the eyea SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must be?r Signature Nebraska Directory CURED in a few days without pain or a sur gical operation. No pay until cured. Write Dlt. 11 BAY. 307 Boo Bide, Omaha, Nob. THEPAXTON HOTEL Omtha, Nebraska EUROPEAN PLAN Rooms from 81.00 up single, ?!i cents up double. CAFE PRICES REASONABLE DRY CLEANING & DYEINGy Uest In the Wcat. Write!" for booklet. Express paid one way on 83 orders. Dreaher Bros., 2211-13 Farnaiu St.,Omahe, Neb. DOCTORS MACH & MACH DENTISTS Formerly BAJ.LEY&MACH Sid floor Paiton ltloek OHilU SEimiSSi Beit equipped Dental Office in Omi'h. Reasonable price. Special discount la all people living outiida oi Omtliv. We pay high est prices for Hides, Furs, Pelts, Tallow and wool. Write lor our price list and tags today. We have no Branch Houses. GREAT WESTERN HIDE & FUR COMPANY, 1214-1218 Tones Street - Omaha, Nebraska Bell Telephone s With its Long Distance con- nections, reaches nearly every city, town nnd village, giving instant communication near or , far, which emergencies as well as business and social needs demand. Talking over the Long Dis tance Lines of tho Bell System may be much less expensivo than you think. Ask our nearest agent for information regarding ' rates or service connections. NEBRASKA TELEPHONE CO. BELL SYSTEM 4Bw!kk AMEXSZ-S Tl K-OTUJI flDTRUK JmElw VITTLE MsMmm 1'VtK l B P'LLS. wr jour-. 1 47&uc&&&-z IHRS ipmasj 1MB CJffilB New Home Secretly INDIANAPOLIS. To bo tnken into n strango home by his wife and to bo told, whllo ho admired the elegatit furnishings, that ho was tho owner of tho property, was tho unusual expe rience tho other afternoon of John E. Keller, manager of n department In n local store. Until then Mr. and Mrs. Keller resided In the Meridian flats. They now reside at 2535 Talbott ave nue In n home that was chosen by Mrs. Keller and completely furnished by her without her husband's knowl edge. Tho clover deception used by Mrs. Keller to keep her husband Jgnorant of her plans to surprise him would have baffled a detective even if ho had been suspicious of her Intentions. Tho culmination of her plnns so star tled Mr. Keller that ho doclarcd that ho felt his "brain was fuzzy." "A short time ago," said Mr. Keller, "we decided to glvo up our apartment at the Meridian flats and to place our furnishings in storage that wo might engage a smaller apartment. I came home ono night from tho storo and a par of the furniture was gone. My wlf 3 Informed mo that she had stored Jilts Philosopher for HILADELPHIA, Guy Carlton Lee, widely known throughout the country as a lecturer and a philoso pher, sat In tho St. James hotel the other day contemplating a marriage) license which ho had procured, think ing ho was to marry Dr. Hlldegarde II. Langsdorf of Carlisle, Pa. He was taking ono last look at the marriage license prior to returning it to the bureau with the notation: "Not used. Sho married another." Dr. Langsdorf became the bride of John L. Ayer of Chester, Pa., a wealthy young man who doesn't have to do anything but spend his money. They were married tho day before at Media after a race between tho two men for the hand of the bride. In his downcast way Lee told all about it. He said ho had lo'st and he felt grieved. " love Dr. Langsdorf, dearly," ho Bald, "and I thought Bho was going to marry me. She seemed to doubt it, but I wouldn't take nd for an answer. "I came to Philadelphia with tho understanding that Dr. Langsdorf would follow me. She did. I went to the marriago license office and obtain- WiASll,VlWWWWW Old Man Gives, Pointers on Skating ETROIT. For the first time in 4G years, Charles Thompson, a California fruit grower .aged 72 years, put on a pair of Bkates, a few days ago, and caused tho crowd of young sters at 'tho Hamtramck skating rink to gasp in wonder and astonishment at his performance. Thompson, who lived in Detroit be fore the Civil war, is visiting relatives in Hamtramck, near tho Holbrook school. In Bearch of diversion, and in an attempt to discover a few of tho old landmarks of their boyhood, ho and his host started for a walk. About tho first thing they encoun tered was tho municipal skating rink, crowded with small boys. "I bellovo that I am not too old yet to go in for that," said Thompson, stroking his flowing beard. "Shouldn't wonder if you weren't, With 1,283 Letters MINNEAPOLIS. To meet his broth er, whom ho had never seen, in order to find whom ho had written 1,283 letters, addressing every man named Lundy that ho learned of any where in tho world, C. A. Lundy, 4341 Twelfth avenue S., left the other day for Ferryvllle, Wis., whero ho will spend como time. Twenty-flvo years ago John Lundy and wife and tho little boy, who Is now C. A. Lundy, 31 years old, calne from near Hergcn, Norway, and set tled near Lanosboro, Filmoro county, Minnesota. Thero Mrs. Lundy died shortly after. John Lundy married again, after a time. C. A. Lundy went to live with another family who brought him up. Martin Lundy came into tho world. John Lundy died nnd his widow mar ried again and became Mrs. E. Ander son. C. A. Lundy know there hnd been a llttlo child born to his father nnd stepmother, but his stepmother hnd left Minnesota; and had married somewhere out of tho state and he neither knew where, or what her Furnished by Wife tho furniture in 'tho nicest little place imaginable ' "Tho next evening when I return cd more of tho furniture had been taken away and 1 thought nothing ol it, as my wlfo semed to linvo taken the moving of our property in charge Tho following afternoon sho suggest ed that I wnlk with her to Talbott avenue to inspect a home that was for" rent. "She told mo to wait nnd that sh would call at a neighbor's house for tho key. When sho got tho key the whole family enmo to the porch and smiled at me. Not understanding the situation at tho time I thought they acted strangely, but said nothing about it. "I put the key in tho lock, opened tho door nnd was surprised to sec that the house was furnished. " 'Look hero,' I said, 'you've got mo in bad. This house Is furnished and occupied. Some one will be coming after mo in a moment. "My wlfo replied that thero surely could not bo n mistake, and continued talking to mo, at tho snmo time push ing mo through tho door. I felt as If I woro breaking Into somo one's house, but what could I do? "Moving day had occurred in tho ex perience of at least ono married man without his knowing anything about it." Tho change of residence made by Mr. and Mrs. Keller was on their ninth wedding anniversary. x ' Man With Money ed tho license. Then I met her at tho train and showed it to her. She didn't say much, but I didn't see her again." After leaving Lee, Dr. Langsdorf went directly to Chester, where sho met John L. Ayer. They went to Me dia and got tho marriage license and later married. They did not take their friends into their confidence nnd no person seems to know where they have gone. Tho happy bridegroom, who at maneuvered Lee, has had previous experience In tho matrimonial game. Acordlng to the Hcenso, ho was di vorced for desertion seventeen days ago in Prince George county, Md. Ho is 48 years old. Tho bride Is 44 years old and Is well known as a contributor to medi cal journals. Charlie. LIko to see you try it," said his companion. A pair of skates wero produced and Thompson put them on. Ho rose shakily to his feot, his knees trem bling. A small boy skated up, and proffered assistance. "Come on, Mister, I'll help you start. There! Steady now! Stroke, mister; right-left now you're " going. Gee, stroke Blower; don't go so fast, you'll fall. Hey! Whore aro you go ing, anyway. I can't keep up to you. Leggo! Leggo, I say." And tho small boy waB left bohlnd, gazing in astonishment at tho figure eights and tho "Dutch rolls" which tho o)d man with the flowing beard cut. After nearly an hour" Thompson re turned to his admiring friend. "I can't go like I used to," ho said. "My knees aro a trlflo wobbly and my ankles aro getln' weak for this kind of sport." Thompson owns a largo farm at rarmersvillo, Cal., whero ho raises prunes. Ho lived In Detroit before tho Civil war an'd saw service on the Cumberland river during that strug gle. He Finds Brother v namo had becomo after her second marriage. Martin Lundy Is now 20 years of age. Week after week Mr. Lundy took his lottors to tho postofllce, and week after week ho opened replies, but from nowhero did ho learn of a Lundy that was his brother until after a number of years. Then ho heard of tho Ferry vllle man, wrote and found his broth er. He ceased writing letters there after and has been waiting several years for .an opportunity to go to Ferryvlllo and greet his brother in person, which opportunity camo to day. Mr. Lundy may spend some tlmo In Ferryvlllo beforo returning to Minneapolis. P 39? (Cffi fWrUTE T lion LtmM one I we J SURELY HARD MAN TO PLEASE Artist Did His bent, but Somehow Managing Editor Would Not Do Satisfied. An artist was drnwlng a cartoon wherein tho flag of our nation played n largo part. IJo drew tho flag, first time, with flvo stars in tho bluo field and took it to tho managing editor, who promptly let out a yelp. "Wndyo think this country Is," said the managing editor, "a trust?" "What's the trouble?" BBkcd tho art ist. "Trouble," bellowed the managing editor, "why, wo need moro stars, stars, stars!" So tho artist brought -tho plcturo back and this tlmo he hnd 117 stnrs in it by actual count. Tho magaglng editor felt his head nnd choked slightly. "What do you think you'ro draw ing?" ho asked as last. "You'ro tho hardost man to please I ever met In my Hfo," said tho nrtlot Indignantly; "first It's too few nnd then It's too many. How many stars do you want, anyway?" TO KEEP THE SKIN CLEAR For moro than a generation, Cuti cura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment havo done moro for pimples, blackheads and other unsightly conditions of tho complexion, red, rough, chapped hnnds, dandruff, itching, scaly scalps, and dry, thin and falling hair than any other method. They do oven moro for skin-tortured and disfigured infants nnd children. Although Cutlcura Soap and Ointment aro Bold by druggists and dealers throughout tho world, a liberal samplo of each, with 32-pago book on tho caro of'tho Bkln nnd hair will bo sent post-fico, on application to "Cutlcura," Dcpt. L, Doston. Air Laws. Wilbur Wright, at a tea In Dayton, said with n laugh: "Already thero are air Inws, strin gent ns road laws. Without them we should soon be seeing advertisements like this: "'Two dollars reward will bo paid by Mrs. John LJoo for information lead ing to tho Identification of tho aviator on a Wright roadster who. whllo flying ever my hotiso yesterdny nfternoon, dropped a can of oil down my chim ney and completely ruined a plum pud ding I was cooking.' " Kaiser as Writer. Tho German emperpr, had ho been born a commoner and chosen news paper work as a profession, would without doubt havo becomo ono of tho most famous journalists of tho day. Ho has written n great deal which has never seen tho light, but which will doubtless bo published in tho future Recently tho emperor as sisted in tho preparation of an urtlcle entitled "How tho Kaiser Works," for tho Strand Magazine, tho proof sheets which ho read and corrected himself. Self-Sacrificing Essential. "You don't claim to bo a party leader?" "No," replied tho quiet citizen. "Everybody wants to bo tho leader of tho party. 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