THE SEMI-WEEKLY TfflBOjB IRA L. DAUBS, Pnbllshor. TERMS, 1.2C IN ADVANCE. WORTH PLATTE, . . NEBRASKA WAR IN THE TIPPING NUISANCE. If tho commercial travelers of this country really do go after tho tip ping system with nil tho power they. possess, they can nearly, If not en Uroly, destroy It. Their national pres ident avows his determination to raJJy tho organization to an assault upon this graft, which, ho says, foots up 150,000,000 n year In tho United States. If theso flguros even ap proximate tho facts, tipping Is rnoro thnn a nuisance to Individuals, It Is nn enormous tax upon business that should not bo tolerated. It has mado parasites not only of a hordo of ser vants, hut of certain linos of husl-: nesB, which thus, through underpaid employes, prey upon othor businesses. Tipping might find bo mo plausibility If It amounted only to gratuities to n faithful servant seeking to please, but everybody knows thnt It goes far bo yond this, says tho Omaha Ueo. Tho tip Ih moro ofton glvon, not for extra ncrvlco, but to get any kind of ocrv Ico at nil. It Is not surprising that commercial travolors think of organ izing a united attack upon tipping. Tho surprlso Is that they havo not dono so long yours ago. They prac tically llvo on tho road, In hotels nnd trains a good pnrt of tho year. Thnt sort of life Is hard nt host. To make tho most of It thoy pay tips that thoy may obtnln a living existence so to Bpcnk. Tho commercial trnvelors can destroy tho tip If thoy will. They can got no-tip hotols when they unltodly demnnd them nnd thoy can got, nt least, Bomo Improvement In condi tions oven from tho Bleeping enr com finny. If thoy succeed thoy will havo tho thnnks of overyono who ever trnvols nway from homo. Theoretically, says a Jeweler, tho best watchos of today nro pcrfoct, but actually thoy both gain and lose tlmo ovory dny. ISvon If tho good vntch docs not vary ono second nt tho end of tho 21 hours, tho export Insists, It has both gained nnd lost In thnt tlmo. If It Is wound In tho morn ing, It runs fast, nnd toward tho next morning runs slow, thus equalizing tho tlmo. Ho says tho host watches should ho wound twlco a dny and then nt only two-thirds of tho capacity of tho mainspring, thus preventing either binding or extremes of strong or wonkencd spring. Tho bnlanco whool was expoctod to oqunllzo differences of mainspring tension, bat renlly thin Is not tho caso to what Ib called per fection. Tho utility of tho nil steel train as a llfo-savor was domonstrntod In Now Jersey last wcok when such a train taking n crossover switch at CO miles an hour was completely dorallcd and overturned. Hero would havo beon a horror Involving tho crushing nnd burning to douth of imprisoned pas Bongors hnd tho coaches been of wood. But tho steel conches did not col lapso and did not burn, and tho only casualtloB woro tho deaths of tho on glneor and fireman. Tho p&niwtoHisrs woro not ovon Injured. It scorns thnt Sappho has boon mis understood nil this tlmo. Instead of being n palo poetoBs of purplo passion, Bho was merely a calm and classical schoolteacher. Wo will loam noxt that Cleopatra was only j, circus Bnnko-charmor with tho P. T. Dnrnura of tho tin) os. Now thnt nn English Inventor sayB that ho has boon successful In Invent ing an nppnrntUB for telephoning through water without wires, perhaps tolophonlng across tho Atlantic may soon bo an accomplished fact, Thoro'B cortnlnly enough wutor thoro. In 1915 tho centennial obsorvanco of poaco In tho ISugllsh spenklng world will bo obsorved, nnd It Is proposed that ovory porson In tho countries In tcrestod should bo qulot llvo minutes. Tho kind of n colobrntlon would not bo nppreclntcd by tho children. Tho turkoys Btlll living havo formod n Burvlvors' association, and thoy pro poso to adopt Bomo plan that prom ises to keep their heads on their necks. Ono nstrouomer snys tho earth will censo Its rovolutlons In D321. Anoth or gives It ton million years. If it doesn't Btop until astronomers ngreo It 1b destined to go on forovor. A collogo professor chnrgca that college Influences toml to mnko women prefer to bo old maids. At which ns sortlon ono llttlo Dan Cupid, who has moro than all tho wisdom of tho col leges combined, laughs Immodorntoly In his wing. Thcro Is a now street car dovlco In tended to onablo tho conductor to call off tho names of tho streets without opening tho door. Uut what's tho usoi It will sound tho same anyway. SUGAR BEET CULTURE Fall Plowing Is One Most De sirable Factor. fin Ute of Irrigation Much Care and Judrjment Should De Exercised Water Applied at Right Times Insures Good Crop, (fly .1. C. HOC1HNHON, Utah.) In tho preparation of tho land for tho sugar beets, fall plowing Ib a de sirable fnctor, as tho food and moist ure required by tho young plants nro thorehy moro easily obtained and tho ground will bo In n better condition to mnko n good Boodbod. If tho soil Is not rich enough In humus, wollrot ted manure should bo aprond and plowed under In tho fnll, using about ton loads to tho acre. Horso nnd bhccp manure aro especially valuable A manuro pllo upon which beets or their tops have decayed should ho avoided, as diseases aro likely to a pear noxt season In consequence In tho Irrigation of tho boots much enre nnd Judgment should bo exercis ed. Prof. Shnw has formulated tho following general nnd very proper In structions; For tho successful Irri gation of tho beet crop, somo funda mental characteristics of the plant must ho considered; for by tho wrong ubo of wntor It Is an easy matter to ruin tho crop. On tho othor hand, water applied at tho right tlmo will usunlly InBiiro a largo and profitable crop. Tho uugar beet will got along with lens water and will Btnnd moro of It thnn most other fnrm crops. This statcmont needs tiomo explanation, however, for, while In ono bciiho It Is truo, It Is nlso truo that tho crop may ho ruined by too llbornl application of wntor, or by Ub application at tho wrong tlmo In tho llfo of tho plant. Thoro nro threo porlodH In tho llfo of tho sugar boot which demand entire ly different treatment so far as moist uro Ib concorncd. (1) Tho germinat ing or plnntlet period, embracing tho tlmo from (planting until tho plnnt baa four leaves. (2) Tho growing por lod, In which tho form nnd bIzo of tho plant nro dovolopod. (3) Tho sugar storing period, In which tho sugar Is elaborated from tho air. In tho first period tho necessary condition Is thnt tho hoot seed should havo Bulllclont moisture and warmth to gormlnnto and start It, but never In excess. After tho plant has developed four loaves thoro Bhould bo snlllclont moist uro In ,tho soil to dovolop It, but cau tion should be used In npplylng It for about two months. When tho plant Ib young Its natural tondoncy Is to send Ub tnproots deop Into tho soil to pro cure molsturo, and this In tho tlmo thnt tho form of tho boot Ih set. It tho wntor at tho surfaco Is given too booh nnd too abundantly nt tho be ginning of this period, tho shape of tho root Ib ruined, for tho plnnt will havo too strong a tendency to roly upon tho surface molsturo rather than to seek tho molsturo of tho soil below, becoming thus a short, stubby, forked boot. Tho beet may show n tondoncy to droop Its loaves and beconio lighter In color, but this does not Indicate that molsturo Is needed. Irrigation should not bo resorted to until thcro Is nn nbsoluto demand for It. Wilt ing of tho leaves In tho hent of tho day does not Indicate tho need of ir rigation. If tho leaves recover their vigor In tho evening it is nufllcient ev idence thnt their wants nru supplied In this direction. When tho plnnt really needs wntor tho lenvos droop nnd grow darker In color nnd will not recover their vigor In tho evening. Maturity of Hogs. Prom n mnrkot standpoint a, mnturo hog Is ono that has either temporarily or pormnnontly censed growing, nnd taken on tho form and finish required by the meat trade. Tho tlmo at which ,n pig comen to maturity may bo de termined vory largely by tho char Wtor of tho food and tho mannor of .feeding. Pigs hnvo boon brought to maturity nt will anywhoro botweon tho ages of hIx and nine months. ' Knrly maturity Is brought about by deeding nn excess of non-nltrogonous feeds, or by sudden chnngos from nitrogenous to non-nltrogonous feeds. Ily feeding an oxcoss of Bitch n fat- forming feed as commenl, tho pigs do not havo n sulllclent nmount of pro teln nutriments to contlnuo their growth, and so begin to Iny on fat. Increase In Value of Sheep. While tho number of mnturo sheep ,'ln tho United Statos shows n slight (decroaBo during tho past ton years, according to tho Inst census, thoro has beon a romnrknblo rlso in values, amounting to 57.3 por cent. This would Indicate a healthy con dition In tho sheep busluesB, al though tho big open ranges of tho past nro being encronchod upon In all sections by tho small farm. In many section of tho country tho small ,Hock la moro and moro In ovldonce .nnd futuro restrictions of rnngo will probably havo no offect upon tho to tal number of shoep, except ono of Increase Sheep and Potato Vlneo. "If you want to got rid of tho weeds In your potato Hold," said a Cen tral Illinois farmor tho othor day, "turn a llock of sheep In, and they will mnko n clenn Job of It nnd not harm a slnglo vino." This Is ono of tho mnny ndvnntages of hooping a llock of sheep on thu fnrm. ALFALFA AND BROOD MARES Hay Has Great Field of Usefulness In Feeding All Classes of Live Stock Grain Needed, Alfalfa hay has n very great field of usefulness In feeding all classes of llvo stock under western conditions. It cannot bo safely fed to brood marcs, however, In unlimited qunntltlcB. From some sections of tho Irrlgat cd belt hnvo -come reports of a largo perccntnge of colts bom dend or weak and deformed. In Borne cases an over UBcd nnd dofcctlvo stallion Is undoubt cdly responsible. In many cases, how. over, when colts nro lost In tho man ner bofore mentioned, the farmorB aro feeding nlfaSfn liny and alfalfa alono to their marcs. It should not bo so fed. For best results with tho brood tnnro some grain should bo fed In nd dltlon to the hay. In case It Is desir ed to feed n lnrgo nmount of hay ns compared with tho grain, tho hny ra tion will bo Improved nnd made Bafer by combining wild hay, timothy, or ovon ont or wheat straw with the al falfa. In no event Bhould n brood maro weighing 1,200 to 1,500 pounds ho fed moro thnn 15 or 10 pounds of alfalfa dally. A solo ration of nlfnlfa hay contains a much larger proportion of nitrogen than tho ln-fonl maro necdB or can ueo. Tho BurpliiB must bo eliminated as n waste and this condition lays an oxtrn burdcri on tho digestive tract and on tho orgnns of elimination. Especially heavy Ib tho labor placed on tho kidneys. Thoro nro probnbly many enscs where large quantities of nlfnlfn hnvo been fed to brood mares without ap parent Injurious effects. There Is un questionable danger of abortion and wenk nnd dofcctlvo colts from Btich prnctlce Tho farmor nnd liorBo brccdor will bo wIho to play safo nnd HiibBtltuto grnln or other hays In plnco of a portion of the alfalfa. IRRIGATION NEW IN SPAIN Government Starts Work on Plans Calling for Expenditure of $8,156, 000 Ten Branches to Canal. ' During tho four months from Juno to Septomber practically no rnln fnlla In tho province of Andalusia, Spain. As a result a. large area of fertllo soil which should be highly productive Is almost Idle, tho frequency, of droughts nnd tho smnll annual rainfall discour aging agriculture To remedy this condition tho gov ernment hns started work on irriga tion plnns cnlllng for the oxpondlturo of $8,150,000. Work has already been begun on a long Irrigation canal which will ultimately havo ton branches, tho aggregato length of tho main artery and branches bolng 153 miles. Tho main cnnnl will havo u length of 53 mlloB nnd will bo com pleted In six yenrs. Tho project has beon brought to tho attention of American firms Inter ested In this work, with tho Idea that thoy may securo concessions on con ditions similar to thoso under which Irrigation hns been provided for nrid sections in tho United Stntos. It is suggested thnt n rcsponstblo syndlcnto could ncqulro rights for tho Installa tion of electric power plants for In dustrial purposes, to utlllzo tho tre mendous power of tho wnter gates. FARM NOTES. Cheap Becd is ofton tho most ex pensive. Always plant tho best seed you can get for overy crop. Soils dcstltuto of humus and nitro gen nro Impotent to produce clover. Tho deepest mudholo and steepest hill measuro tho roal dlstanco to market. Turn up n llttlo of tho subsoil, It will Incrcaso tho water-holding ca pacity of tho ground. Many of tho Irregularities In tho health of tho farm Btock can bo traced to Injudicious feeding. On overy farm, where tho soil and cllmntlc conditions nro favorable, corn should bo grown for fodder pur poses. Lot tho nolghbors do whnt they will, keep matches awny from your straw pllo. Itoughngo Is too scarce this season to use for a bonfire. Humus was lntcndod by nnturo to creato and conservo tho fertility of tho soil for tho production of tho ne cessities to consorvo tho human rare. In feeding values sllago compares favorably with other crops, although this will vary with tho kind of stock and grain ration with which It id used. Tho best results nro usunlly ob tained from tho work that Is system atized and most carefully planned. This Is not nlwnys tho hardost work on tho fnrm. It enro la taken to keep tho sur face of tho sllago level, two and one half Inches removed dally will bo sulllclent to keep tho sllago from do cay lug. Many fnrmors now pnsturo their corn Holds, which Is tho most eco nomical method of harvostlng tho crop, and undor favorablo opndltlous, tho most profitable Culturo of Young Trees. Tho first year Ib probably tho most trying tlmo for tho young tree. It la nt this period that it requires plenty of molsturo nnd good vigorous growth. And Bhock or check to growth InvlteB dlscnso and innumer able troublos. All cultivation In tho young orchnrd must bo directed townrd tho produc tion of a healthy, vigorous and well grown troe Neglect and Bod will not keep tho young treo growing ut Its best. Historic Washington Home Is to Go Qri Jgf irt cor ' fr&jfcGT' rEn co TEn CO I flEED T' MAKE MOM BRCKS WASHINGTON. Stcnih shovels aro eating their way Into tho birth placo of Nelllo Custls, granddaughter of Mrs. Qcorgo Washington nnd ward nnd adopted daughter of Washington. For years tho shovels huvo been bit ing trnlnlonds of yellow clay out of tho fields of Abingdon ob this estato was named by John Parko Custls, son of Mrs. Washington nnd this clny Iiob beon molded nnd baked Into brlclc for tho upbuilding of Washington city. Year by year tho Bhovels have dug nearer to tho old nnd battered framo houso whoro tho most popular woman of tho lato revolutionary nnd tho early' republican eras camo Into tho world nnd where hor childhood was spent. Now tho deep clay pits aro but a fow ynrds from tho houso and probably not many months will pass whon tho houso will bo no moro. Tho clay ex hausted and tho level of tho llclda re duced nbout thirty feet, tho place may bo converted Into rallrond yardB by tho Washington Southern railroad tho Washington-Richmond lino. Abingdon was n great estato, but tho houso was never n noblo bit ol building, according to an exchange. When John Pnrko Custls married Nel llo Calvert of Maryland ho Bcoms to hnvo caused tho erection of this am- Chinese to Adopt THE adoption of tho western cnl endnr was among tho many changes ordered In decreo Issued by tho cabinet in Chlnn, nccordlng to ad vices transmitted to tho stnto depart ment through tho Chlneso charge d'nffalrcB In this city. Tho mcssngo nlso conllrms tho reported retirement of tho prlnco regent and his return to tho order of lmperinl princes, nnd tho nppolntment of ShI-llsu and Hsu Shin. Chang ns guardians of the emperor. Tho messago says that Chow Tszchl has been nppolnted nsslstant minister of flnnnce. Tho department wns also informed that by a decreo issued Chi nese BUbJccts aro permitted to cut off their cues. When tho Chlneso government or dered that tho .western method of rockonlng months nnd years bo adopt ed, tho date Jumped from tho l'Jth day of tho tenth month to the third yenr ol Hsunntung to tho 9th day of tho eleventh month of tho year 1911 A. D. It was n long Jump, npparontly, and In reality tho change to tho uso of tho Gregorian calendnr, used by most of tho grent nations of tho world, was a significant stop In Chlnn's ndvnnco to ward modern civilization. For centuries It hns beon tho cus tom in China to reckon tho dnya of - iir Trrr .mi 1 V Form of Court Oath May be Changed To jbev should Stftf V VfllClJT it OUT 1113 bill recently Introduced by Sen ator Burton of Ohio, which pro poses to chango tho form of oath in fodoral courts and olsowhero undor thd Jurisdiction of tho United Stntos, Is In tho hands of tho Judlclnry com raltteo of tho senate nnd is now bo lng considered with n view or early action upon tho subject. Tho bill, or which Charles J. Honaparto, tho for mer attomoy general of tho United States, and Dr. Ira Homson, president of Johns Hopkins university, aro tho sponsors, doos not contomplnto to chango tho rollglous character of tho oath. Tho principal chango which It proposes Is tho omission of tho ex pression "So help mo God" nt tho ond of an oath and tho substitution of Great Wood Waste A GREAT undeveloped industry, worth millions of dollars annual ly, lies nt thu doors or tho peoplo of tho south nnd tho far northwest in tho lmmenso wnstes of wood incident "to tho manufacture of lumber. An amazing statement or theso wastes and tho consequent loss In wealth and conservation of timber re sources Is mado ns a result of a. two year govommont Investigation, not yet concluded, by F. P. Voltch, chief of tho leather and paper division of tho bureau of chemistry, nnd M. G. Dank, assistant chemist, whoso pre liminary conclusions have Just been mado public. "Tho waBte wood of tho south nnu northwest from tho lumber Industry topB, stumps, slabs and sawdust and tho dead and down timber from fires and storms supplies ono of tho grent undeveloped resources of this coun try," eay tho investigators. "From this wood, by Industrially developed chemical methods, tho cntlro output plo though plain dwelling with tho idea that later ho would erect n houso In keeping with hlo wealth and stand lng In the community. Abingdon, be ing a Custls homo, was directly or romotoly associated with nearly nil tho colonlnl nnd rnvolntlonnrv fnm llles in Virginia nnd Maryland. Tho houao wns built by John Parko CustlB In 177. It stands about 30 ynrds back from tho Potomac river nnd about threo miles south of Washing' ton. John Parko Custls wbb descended from John Custls, who enrao to Vir ginia from Holland In 1G40. Tho son of this Immigrant, John Custls II., bunt Arlington houso In-Northampton county, Virginia, naming It after Hen ry, tho earl of Arlington, who, with Lord Culpopor, hold Virginia under patent from Chnrlos II. Young Custls bought from Gerald Alexander 1,100 ncrcs of land, part of which Is now Arlington Nntlonul cem etery. He built Abingdon Houbo nnd thcro In 1779 Eleanor Pnrko Custls (Nelllo Custls) was bom. John Parko Custls, an nld on Washington's stnrr, died at Yorktown In 17K1 and Wash ington adopted Nelllo nnd her young brother, George Wnshlngton Parko Custls. The children thoreaftor mado their homo nt Mount Vernon. Nelllo remained thero till Bho bc camo tho wlfo of Lawrence Lewis, Washington's slater's son, nnd Gcorgo Washington Parko Cuatls remnlned thcro till tho denth of Mrs. Wnshlng ton, in 1S02. Abingdon Houso Is now occupied by tho foreman of tho brlclc making company and his family. Western Calendar JSQME 5EM5C1 tho year by tho luna calendar, each yenr having SCO dnys, und tho months hnvlng twenty-nlno or thirty dnys, as the caso might be. Ei'ory third year it was necessary to slip in an extra month so ns to keep tho season In plnco and tho years running smooth ly. Whenever a now emperor as cended tho throno tho Chinese began to reckon their years nil over ngaln. Tho day of tho year, however, did not chango with tho coming of a new ruler, but It beenmo thnt day and month of tho first year of , and tho now rulcr'B name was glvon. Chlneso historians woro compelled to work overtime keeping their dntea straight, for It wns no Joko to reckon tho dato of an event which happened ten or fifteen hundred years ago when tho historian had to Hguro out who was on tho throno and whnt year ot his reign tho event occurred In. Uut all this Is now to be changed. "promlso" or "declnre" for tho word "swear" In tho formula. Slnco tho Introduction or Senntor Durton's bill tho attention or tho Judl clary commlttco hns been called to tho fact that several of tho most progros olvo countries of Europo hnvo mato rlally changed and modernized tho ancient and nntlqunted forma or tho oaths used In Judicial proceedings. No country as yet has gono quite so far as Switzerland. Tho enntons of Zurich nnd Aargau took tho radical step or entirely abol ishing tho onth several years ago, and tho result hns been oo satisfactory that thoro Is no dcslro to return to tho old system. Whon tho groat coun cil of tho Canton of Vaud at Ub last eesslon considered tho draft of a now civil code, tho abolition of tho oath In any form from Judicial proceedings was strongly urged, and, after nn In torostlng debate a provision abolish ing tho oath was Incorporated In tho now code, which went Into effect on January 1 of this year1: a National Peril of naval stores, embracing turpentine, rosin, tars, pitch, rosin spirits and rosin oils, having nn nnnunl value or nt lenst f30.000.000, may bo obtained without boxing or turpentining a sln glo llvo treo. "It Is posslblo to recover from tho wastes of tho yellow-plno lumber In dustry (Including dond-and-down tim ber) as much or moro turpontlno, rosin nnd rosin oils as now nro pro duced by tho ordlnury mothods or tur pontlnlng from tho living treo. Tho prolltablo utilization of mill wnstes In this way would udd materially to tho wealth of tho south and help to conserve Its Umber resources." $3o50 Recipe Free, For Weak Kidneys. Relieves Urinary and Kidney Troubles, Backache, Straining, Swelling, Etc. Stops Pain in the Bladder, Kidneys and Back. "Wouldn't It be nice within ft week or so to begin to nay good-bye forevor to tho scalding, dribbling, straining, or too fre quent passage of urine; tho forehead nnd tho back-of-thc-hoad achC3i tho stitches and pulns In tho back; tho growing inus rlo weakness; spots beforo tho eves; yel low skin: sluggish bowels; swollen eye lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural short breath; sleeplessness and tho despondency? I havo a reclpo for theso troubles that you can depend on, and If you want to mnko u quick recovery, you ought to wrlto nnd get a copy of It. Many a doc tor would chnrge you $3.C0 Just for writing this proscription, but I havo It and will bo glad to send It to you entirely free. Just drop mo ft lino llko this: Dr. A. 13. Iloblnson, K-2070 Luck Uulldlng, Detroit. Mich., and I will send It by return mall In n. plain envelope. As you will seo when you get It, this reelno contains only puro, harmless remedies, but It hns great heal ing und paln-conqucrlng power. It will quickly show Its power once you uso It, so I think you lmd hotter seo what It Is without delay. I will send you a copy free you can uso It nnd euro yourself at home. A COLD DINNER. Mru. Bcnhnmr seo that they havo foupd the North Polo. lienham That a no reason why you should do your cooking thoro. PITIFUL SIGHT WITH ECZEMA "A few days after birth wo noticed an inflamed spot on our baby's hip which soon began spreading until baby was completely covered even in his eyes, oars and scalp. For eight weeks ho was bandaged from head tq foot. Ho could not havo a stitch ot clothing on. Our rcgulnr physician pronounced it chronic eczema. Ho in n very ablo physlclnn and ranks with tho best in this locality, neverthelew, tho disease begnn spreading until baby wns completely covered. Ho was losing flesh so rapidly that wo bo camo alarmed and decided to try CuM cura Soap and Ointment. "Not until I commenced uing Cutl cura Soap and Ointment could we tell what ho looked llko, as wo dared not wash him, and I hnd becH putting ono application after another on him. On removing tho scalo from Ills hoad tho hair camo off, and loft him entirely bald, but slnco wo hnvo been using Cutlcura Soap and Ointment ho haa ns much hair as evr. Four weeks after wo began to uso tho Cutlcura Soap and Ointment ho was entirely cured. I don't boHevo nnyono coulA havo eczema worso than our baby. "Boforo wo used tho Cutlcura Rem edies wo could hardly laok nt him, he was such n pitiful sight. Ho would fuss until I would treat him, ther scmod to rellovo him bo much. Cutl cura Soap and Ointment stand by themselves and tho result they quick ly nnd surely bring la their own rec ommendation." (Signed) Mrs. T. B. Rossor, Mill Hall, P.-u, Feb. 20, 1911. Although Cutlcura Soap and Olnt mont nro Bold by druggists nnd deal ers everywhere, a samplo of each, with 32-pago book, will bo mailed froo on application to "Cutlcura," Dept 29 K, Boston. Misleading Sneezes, "How did you como on with your study of tho Itusslnn lnngungo?"' ' "Not well. While I waB trying to pronounce a fow words our family physician camo along nnd forced mo to tako all kinds of modlclno to break up a cold." A Pioneer. "Why was Jonah thrown over board?" 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