t TONSORIAL ART. K GREAT TEMPTATION, Judge I see thai, thoy bavo fired cnothcr bomb at tbe czar nnd he had a close shave. Fudgo Well, a close shave wouldn't hurt any ol those Russian whisker lnocsl . IN AGONY WITH ITCHING ."Abouttour years ago I broko out with Bores oa my arms like bolls. At tor two months thoy were all over my body, some coming, and some colng away. In about six months tho bolls quit, but my arms, neck and body broko out with an itching, burning rash. It would burn and itch, and como out la pimples like grains of wheat I was in a terriblo condition; I could not sleep or rest Parts of my flosh wore raw, and I could scarcely bear my clothes on. I could not 11a, in bed in any position and rest In about n year the Eorcs extended down to my feet. Then I Buffered agouy "Kith tho burning, itching sores. could hardly walk, and for a long time I could not put on socks. "All thlo timo I was trying every thing I could hear of, nnd hod tho skllL of thrco doctors. They said it was eczema. I got no benefit from all this. I was nearly worn out, and had given up in dospairof over being cured when I was advlacd.by a friend to try Guticura Remedies. I purchased Cutl cura Soap, Ointment, and Resolvent, nnd used exactly as dlroctod. I used tho Cutlcura Remedies constantly for four months, and nothing olso, and was perfoctly cured. It is now a year, and I havo. not had tho least bit s'.nco. I 'am ready to praise tho Cutlcura Rem cdlcs at any timo. (Stxncd) E. L. Cato, Exile, Ky Nov. 10, 1910. Although Cutlcura Soap and Olnt ment aro sold by druggists nnd dealers overywnoro, a snmpiooroacn, wunjj' pago book, will bo mailed freo on ap plication to "Cutlcura," Dept. 21, K, Boston. Eat for the Fun of It. According to Mr. Herbert W. Fisher in World's Work Pood Is of no ubo to us unless wo enjoy It. Mr. Fisher docs not, howover, recommend ub to bo gluttons. Ho says tho less wo eat tho more pleasure wo shall got. The prln clple Is that if wo cat little wo shall tasto much. And tho tasto of food not tho amount, is, after all, tho lure of it. Tho greatest caubo of worry on ironing day can bo romoved by using Deflanco Starch, which will not stick to tho Iron. Sold everywhere, 16 oz. for 10c. A good word Is an easy obligation; but nut to speak it requires only our silence, which costs us nothing. Cur tis Yorko. Girl chums a fat man. are almost as thick aa LTHE KEYSTONEi TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS You will find the Bitters a beneficial remedy in every way in cases of Indiges tion, Dyspepsia, Cos tiveness and Cramps. Try it today and see. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt ReliefPermanent Cura CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fall. Purely vegeta bio act surely but gently on tho uver. Stop after dinner distress-cure improve the complexion, brighten the eyes. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature DAISY FlY K1U.ER tra.u Will .11 III". Not. cltia. ornimentlL COnV. tcot.cbcip. UlltlUI huh. Cm'tiplUor Uporer.wUlnctU'il or ujuio nyuiii lire. 0111 i.ltno tent prrultl lor zoc IliHOUi bOMEIll 1(0 P.CrJIi T. ' VrMli;,V.Y. Q EfrtrrrTrf BBHUMKILKO llUCD I St ThimpsfH's Eyt Watw United States to Have Biggest Ships WASHINGTON. Preparations have boon going forward for some timo nt tho Brooklyn navy yard and at Newport News for tho construction of tho two biggest battleships in tho world. Tho ono that will bo built nt tho Brooklyn navy yard will bo chris tened tho Now York, nnd tho name of the ono at Newport News will bo tho Texas. These Bhlns each will have n displacement of about 28,000 tons and will bo equipped with 14-Inch guiiB. Thoy nro tho greatest terrors that any country over haB planned as yet They aro super-Dreadnoughts, mighty engines of war upon which, perhaps, tho destiny of tho nation may eonio day turn. Tho construe tlon of these two hugo battleships was authorized at tho regular ses sion of congress last year. Thoy will cost about 111,000,000 each. Tho now ships, tho Now York nnd tho Texas, will bo nearly COO feet long. Their Bpccd will bo more than 21 knots, they will carry nt least 3,000 tons pf coal nnd hnvo a complement of 76 officers and 1,600 men. No ar mor that Is carried by any wurship In tho world would bo able to with Uncle Sam Planning WITH tho beginning of tho present contury Undo Sam had an awak ening, and ho began to assume tho position of n father to his American children. Already ho hns becomo a great creative force, working for tho betterment and protection of all tho people. Ho Is a real patriarch, de voting himself to tho personal wol faro of each of his subjects and devel oping tho family estate for all it is worth. . These new movements are along a hundred different lines, and they ohi brnco every part of our country. Thoy affect overy branch of business, every grado of society, and every man, woman nnd child. The plans In volve an expenditure of hundreds of millions, and will add billions of dol lars to our national wealth., There Is the Idea of making golden crops spring up on tho soil of our waste lands, one feature of which was tho building of tho Roosevelt dam, recent ly completed. Undo Sam has $80,- 000,000 In hand to water tho deserts, and his reclamation fund for our arid lands is fast approximating a hun dred millions or more. He is tunnel ing tho mountains, damming tho stroams nnd carrying the water In flumes ovor the canyons. He haB moro thnn 1,300 miles of canals al ready dug. Another big scheme Is draining tho Washington to Be THK question of park Improvement In Washington la by . no means local. Tho capital will eventually be come the most beautiful of cities. It now has moro trees planted In its streots than Paris boasts. It will never have the grime of either Paris or London. It has park possibilities unsurpassed by those of any city In tho world. With wood and water, hill and valley, Its reservations now ex isting, and its areas that should bo reserved, and may bo rescrved.at cost much below their future value, Its system of minor and major parks, brldlo paths and boulevards, leaves nothing to bo desired but a little com paratively economical legislation to link some ot its units. Tho "City of Magnlflcent Distances" has already become a reallzod dream. Going After Crooked Seed Companies EOLLOWINQ the Instructions of 1 congress in tho agricultural ap propriation bill, tho secretary ot agri culture thtB year continued tho pur shaso of seed in tho open market to aetermlno whether and how much adulteration was practiced by seed dealors. Theso samples wero nnnlyzed and tho names ot tho offondlng seed men havo beon published. Tho leaflet with tho names of tho Scalers from whom adulterated sam ples wore purchased shows that when B, dealer has onco boon published it Ib seldom that ho is-again caught in tho list. When tho department has been analyzing a cortaln line of seed tho adulteration In this also stops. In now lines of seed, howovor, thero aro moro attendera. caught. Somo of tho samples analyzed. this ear showed the merest trace of Beed. ho genornl showing wns bettor, how ver, than in previous yearo. stand tho Impact of one of those projectiles. A mile nnd a half away a 14-Inch shell would go through 18 inches of tho hardest armor plato ever made," nnd do It an eusliy n nn ordinary bul let would pass through a ploce of blot ting paper. Tho ten 14-inch guns on either tho New York or tho Texas will deliver 80 shells In five minutes, or 112,000 pounds of projectiles. A l i-Iuch Bhcll loaves tho muzzle of the gun at tho rate of a mile In two Beor onds nnd will travel 25 miles. Tho powder chamber on thoao gigan tic guns Is big enough to hold two barrels of sugar end for end. Every timo ono of these guns Is fired 305 poumlH of powder 1b oxplodcd, and tho enormous volume of gases sud denly released nnd expanding is whnt sends tho hugo shell rushing through space. Each shot costs $500 nnd ench gun costs 581,000. Tho pro Jcctllo is not only n hugo bullet, but a powerful exnloslve agent as well. Within it is a storago chambor con' tnlning 100 pounds of tho most poW' orful explosive that evor haB boon de vised. Tho shell does not explode un til tho target la penetrated. When theso two now ships aro com pletcd wo shall havo tho strongest navy In tho world In tho point of gun uowcr. Theso ships can deliver the hcnvlcst broadside blow that a war shin has ever struck. Thoy will havo tho courage of tholr own strength, nnd will get Into the battle to stay. to Make Millions THIS COlmTM WILL Be A CAKUbrt SPOT WHEH ICET . THROUGH MTrUTJ swamps. Wo havo millions of acres of wet lands that can bo turned Into farms. Thoy are scattered over tho Union from California to Malno. They aro as rich as Holland, and will feed tens of millions. Another big project Includes the water powers, which tho experts say nro equal to 00,000,000 horsos, or twice enough to run every mill, drive every train and light every houso In the country. This power can bo In creased to 200.000.OPO; Much of It comoR from waterfalls controlled by the government, A part of this samo achemo Is the development of our rivers. Wo have 295 of them In tho United States, with navigable waters long enough to encircle tho globe. Tho Qrent Lakes are tno busiest rreigut routes upon ..... iCarin, niui oumu tuu b uu ihu ium- fliHinui ior a.uuu inues. ireauy wo have built 4,500 miles of canals, and wo have schemes which propose tho joining of tho Great l.nlcen with the Mississippi, am also with tho sea. a "City Beautiful" It Is, ludeed, something of a boom town, nnd Its real cstato dealers aro driving stakos and bargains out In the woods rar beyond tho boundaries Washington knew a dozen yearB ago. Washington Is growing in impor tance as a city of handsomo homes. ICvon Us Faubourg St. Germain, Georgetown, admits that tho city proper haB ucqulred u society of Its own that Is not modo up wholly of public magnntes and department clerks, The former gaps in its stroet plan are now worth fabulous sums per front foot, and Plorro L'En rant's estimate pf tho Washington ot tho future has beon proven none too Uboral. To- Imagine Washington In 19C0j.lt 1b only necessary to recall It In 1850. Tho various appropriations made to insure tho system of parks in propor tion to tho growth of tho city, have been Investments. Tho perfection of tho system of Unking the various reservations together may be done moro cheaply now thun after ten more years havo passed, and it will bo done sooner or later. Thero wore 1,214 oamplos of seed purchased, somo of thorn in bulk nnd some1 by mall order, Of theso 201! woro found to bo adulterated, Thero was somo Improvement in tho lino of orchard grass seed examined. There wcro 317 samples analyzed and of theso twelvo were, found ndulteratod, compared with flfty.llve adulterated samples tho previous year. In tho worst Bumplcs found thoru was 37 per cont. of -orchard grass seed nnd 27 por cent, of dirt nnd chaff, wuilo tho remainder was mndo up ot ryo grace, meadow fescue and other seed. 3at AcmcucruRA. &X, .DEPArVTMEHT OJOkDOESHV GET Aunt Dinah Kphrum, dnt olo Cunnol Leigh 1b got oomo of do fines', mos' lubly young turkeys 1 cber sot my blessed eyes on. Dnt am a fnc'i Undo Ephrnim Ynns, honey, dls chllo knows it. An I on'y got 'llglon two wockB ago! An' Jos' two dnya bofo' Thanksglbblnl Dlnnh, I'se mighty 'frnld l's goln to bo n backBlIdor, ehuah as younh bohn! ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAKT Thousands suffer from sick or weak ened ktdncya without knowing tho cauBQj If you havo backache, hoadacho, urinary disorders, look to your kldnoys glvo tho holp the kidneys need. Mrs. n. E. Scott, 302- Front St., Baker City, Ore., eaya: "For twelve yearB I was n suffcror from kidney troublu. My back ached terri bly, tho kidney secrotlons wcro in awful condition nnd my bladder badly inflamed. I grew bo had I was bod fast and was so thin I looked llko a skeleton. Doctors fnllod to help mo and I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. They cured mo permanently and I am now as well and strong as anyone." Remember tho name Doan's. For sale by druggists and general storekeepers everywhere. Price 60o. Foster-Mllburn Co., lluffalo, N. Y. The Summer Toaat. In all her business life tho bit of work she Is now completing has been most pleasant, says tho freo lanco stenographer. "I have been typewriting toasts on paper nnpklns," alio said. "A society of club women who havo planned' to do a lot of outdoor cntortutnlng this summer expect to ubo thousands of paper napkins, nnd 1 hnvo had the Job of typewriting a toast on each napkin. It ia a protty idea, and 1 tried Ho, meet tho charming sentiment of ho ladles half way by Using a good non-copying Ink, but In splto of that precaution I am afraid that ninny guest will leave tho lunch tablo with n purplo Ink Btnudgo on her faco." Beautiful Post Cards Free. Send !o ntamp for live aamploa of our very ueni uom uinuoascu Miruiaay, 1' IOW- wvoi. -' miiiu jniivvi ..ll lllUHJi i'lun ami UfAMn n..t r.A... ...... ..II.... 1 I ii .......u .ua. iun, utuilllllll UIIIUIH ana lovcnpst iemns. Art I'oat Card Club, .-v-v... .wv. Love, which la the essetico of Odd, Is not for lovlty, but for tho total worth of a man. Emerson. Lewi' Slnsle Hinder, itrniaht 5e tmokcrs picfcr them to 10c ciRurn. many Every timo n child shows you Its toy bnnk It's your unto. BLLXIRfif SENNA FOR COLDS AMD HEADACHES, INDIGESTION AND S3UR STOMACH, CAS AND FERMENTATION, CONSTIPATION AND DIUOUSNESS.Wmi MOST SATISFACTORY RESULTS. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. IN THE CIRCLE ON EVERY PACKAGE 0FTHE CEHWNE THE WONDERFUL POPULARITY OP THE GENUINE SYRUP OP PICS AND ELIXIR OP SENNA HAS LED UNSCRUPULOUS MANUFACTURERS TO OFFER IMITATIONS, IN ORDER TO MAKE A LARGER PROFIT AT Tll EXPENSE Of THEIR CUSTOMERS. IP A DEALER ASKS WHICH SIZE YOU Willi, OR WHAT MAKE YOU WISH, WHEN YOU ASK FOR SYRUP OP FIGS AND ELIXIR OP SENNA, HE 13 PREPAR ING TO DECEIVE YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU WISH THE CENUINE, MANUFACTURED BY THE CALIFORNIA HQ SVRUP CO ALL RELIABLE DRUGGISTS KNOW THAT THERE IS BUT ONE CENUINE AND THAT IT IS MANU. FACTURED BY THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO ONLY NOTE THE NAME KBiiiiaiirjt'iviBairmki'Jii'.JKai PRINTED STRAIGHT ACROSS, NEAR THE BOTTOM, AND IN THE CIRCLE.NEAR THE TOP OF EVERY PACKAGE.OP THE CENUINE ONE SIZE ONLY. FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING ORUGCISTS REGULAR PRICE SOc PER BOTTLE. 4 SYRUP OP DCS AND ELIXIR OP SENNA IS ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO THE NEEDS Of LADIES AND CHILDREN. AS IT IS MILD AND PLEASANT GENTLE AND EFFECTIVE, AND ABSOLUTELY FREE TROM OBJECTIONABLE INGREDIENTS. IT IS EQUALLY BENEFICIAL) rOR WOMEN AND FOR MEN. YOUNG AND OLD FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS. ALWAYS BUY THE CENUINE. California Fig Syrup Ca tuo, by u lurois liodounol UlilililililMMHaaWiMPW I n tPOHN MEDIOAI.COm For Your Enjoyment Here'i an individual amour fairly map with MellcMut whelttewHtw. Km mere to h than nxr wttnett or weetiM rt't y!k otoui, full of life. You'll enjoy It from Ova Ant alp to. the uh drop and atterwama. DELICIOUS THIRST-QUENCI THK COCA-COLA CO., AtlMM, O Varying Prices of Lobstera. Ixvera ot lobster ought to get a lot ot comfort out of a recent paragraph In tho fnmoitB old Kennobco Journal, which says that tho crustaceans aro "dirt cheap." However, tho Journal adds, "thoy aro not us low in prlco bb in tho old days, when tiioy soiu six for 25 cents, but tho prlco has fallen to 1G cents n pound, which is decidedly different from the. figures that wero bolng quoted early In tho spring. Then thoy wcro being bought allvo for CO cents a pound from the fishermen, and tho prlco In IloHton and Now York soared to 80 cents a pound, nnd, in somo cases, beyond." An Elflht Years' Walk. Hiram Davis of Nowburg wont for n walk with his fnthor eight yonra ago. Tho father stopped to talk with a friend, and Hiram, then about ton yearB old, walked on. Ho was nover scon nfter that until ho walked In to his parents' homo rccontly. Tho pollco all ovor tho cast wore on tho lookout for him, tho Hudson river was searched and Anally ho wua given up for dend. When ho greeted his mother it was somo hours boforo sho could bo cnlmcd. DavlB haB been out wcBt. -New York Sun, tVlth ft smooth iron and Deflanco Starch, you can laundor your shirt waist Just as well at homo as tho steam laundry can; It will have tho proper stiffness nnd finish, there will bo less wear and tear of tho goods, and it will be a positive pleasuro to use a Starch that doca not stick to tho Iron. Easy. Knlckcr How can you Identify your umbrella? Dookor By tho man I took it from Mra. Wlniilow'a BootlitDg Bjrrup for Children tccthluir, nofteim the tftiuiH, redueen Inflamma tion, nllnya pain, cure wind colta, 23c a buttle. It's tho united effort of little things that mnko big troubles, MINIATURE MCTURI Or PACKAGE wmmwm. c ill Im u F- nTy- ! H) I MMnuu,coHTmno, M lVMIMnTttlMMMHEl llll IBS 3jnTOHiS'i?ii. B Ijij JS COLT DISTEMPER Can bo handled tott eaatly. Tbn ilclr rourcd,Dt all othen la umiiutli.ugmitln liow.weilxl." kept from havlair ndl- ujUk Hl-OltN'U LIQUID ItUSttM'KH CUIIK. am on tu tonifUd.or lit rem. acm on ui biaua nnn tintK normi ol u.qr lit ff nL.ltU on tu Maud ml ipl( normi ol nfalitemiMr. IlMt rtmxly Tr known for ,nri In (ant. KMnnttMl to cura on cam. Uo u'' (1 bottlti M rul ruKgUUnn.1 barneUwlfr,orMntiprH raid by DAHuiwciiran. iaii inons now to pouiiiro iurou. mi woKianriTMBTmriniufr. IYM0' IiOcl ftsrenU WwUtt iaisut iwlUa remedy la iUUiuo twtir jwnu Utottii ui BuivttUtUt. Ooahan, lntt.t U.t.A J0i drinki a btvenee tlitt goottMW and refreshing REFRESHING IING )M M Ml Arrow Htftkl I Cet-Cll 'Oh, you can mtn feel y M, I knew jtMt wkt WU sft That Uwt's at much like FaultleM Starejr, A night-Urn it Wee Jey," i Old Hickory Smoked S jft Bfahest Quality M 50,000 Men Wanted in Wtsttrn Canada 200 Million Bushels Wheat to be Harvested Harvast Help In Great Dimanil Reports from the Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta (Western Canada) Indicate one of the best crops cycr raised on tho continent To harvest this crop will require at least 50,000 "harvesters. Low Rates Will be Given on All Canadian Roads Excursions arc run daily and, full particulars will bo given on applica tion to the following authorized Cana dian Government Agent. The rates are mado to apply to all who wish to take advantage of them for the pur pone of inspecting the grain fields of Western Canada, and the wonderful opportunities there offered for. those who wish to invest, and also those who wish to take up actual farm life. Apply at onco to W. V. BENNETT Room4, Bee Bldg,, Omaha, Neb. LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS Electrotypes " i imnw in wi mi iff -pjwit IN GRHAT VARIETY FORo SALE cAT THE LOWEST PRICES DY WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION 511-531 W. Adam fit, Chicago PkftKtjk'H'J"" HAIR BALSAM Ottuitu and. txtatinet th ,lib. Wnmntii A laiurlfcDl rroWtll. trTr Tail to Iieitoro, Oray Ouni Klp dltruei Ic lulr (illlo uc, ana iiwh iinitfttw AUun'UU'irlnunitlTnaiiratCiiroitluUlror,lioa. tJonr,HororiilUilJIcr.Vurlwl!l(!ur,In ildlont tll'im.MirrurlolUlrrir,VlilloHirll liiir.Mllu I.nir.ruvarHorrs.ilUUKr'i. foil.ilt blKn. Ui Btlltiw. J.l'.ALLHN.lJCDt AUJjUI'uuliUUD. DEFIANCE STjaRGH-lSrS: other iinrcliiti only 13 ouncru tArae prlca and 'DEFIANCE" IS SUPEHIOU QUALITY. 0ITCUTO WntaoaT.nolnmaii,W,aab. m n h Bwaiaa wm m cot references, Jkat mulu W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 29-111. I T 1 oilhk paper de. 1 Readers I I tUed in iu columni dioula inift upon II . 1 having what they adc for, refining all II I I lubAitutu or imkatioot. IB