Nebraska Newspapers

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TRIBUNE
' 'lUKL BARB, Pusher
TOWS- SI.35 IN ADVANCT
NORTH PLATTE
NEBRASKA
SMILING AND FROWNING.
Some women woro discussing stores
end how they liked to trndo at this
store or that, nnd how thoy didn't Hko
omo othor storo or stores. At somo,
thcro was tlio most ready disposition
to pltnso and a pleasant attention
Blven to tho desires ottho customer.
At others, this was not do apparent,
and sometimes thero was really n
moody temper exhibited. "I don't
Ilka to trado thero," said one, "on ac
count of "this apparent cool Indiffer
ence, r llko to trade at ," oho
sold; "thero tho salespeople are so
njo nnd accommodating." Then tho
ljttlo cleavage presented Itself, arising
mo doubt from tho dlfforenco of dispo
sition exhibited at tho counters. A
moro man overhearing snch conversa
tion naturally arranges tho facts so as
to produce nn explanation or to gatlier
therefrom n bit of practical wisdom,
nnd in this enso ho did not hnvo to go
far to rench n mcosuro of success. It
was always tho manager of tho ntors
that camo In for n touch of criticism,
and as Just nnd careful as ho might
bo," was his temper nnd disposition
that pormcatod tho ontlro establish
mint When ho frowned tho store
frownod; when ho smiled tho storo
Bmjod. Ohio Stato Journnl.
'' pdenco has scored nnothor victory
Iriito contest with locKJaw, so long re
Wr'dod ns lncurublo and so much
Mreadod for Us fatal nnd agonizing
(sufferings. In this century sctonco li
waging a good fight ngnJnnt tho dis
eases most feared, and whllb It has
(dono Important work, besides Its posi
tive medical advance in cducntlng
tho public to 'higher standards of In-
ftelllgonco in sanitary mattors and
modo of living.
It may bo rcmomborcd thnt when
kho waist buttoned In tho back first
lamo into voguo tho press of the coun
ty mado morry with tho predicament
jof a girl who broko her arm whllo try
ing to fnstcn her wnlst. Now a woman
fin Arkansas has broken her anklo
Hvhllo trying to wnllc in a hobblo skirt
Fashion has its martyra no Iobs than
nobler causes..
Had Napoleon waited a few genera
tions ho could havo trnnaportod his
army over tho Alps In aeroplanes,
thereby saving much toll and suffer
ing, to-say 'nothing of'tho moving-plc-jture
royalties.
This v year's hatpins nro to be so
largo that thoy will bo used for carry
ing powder rags and tho llko. Why
;ript ;nako thom ,blg enough to conceal
la.portorhouso otoalc, thus making
thom useful no well as cxhtlaratlngly
'beautiful?
Now Jersey has a college graduate
100 yonra old. Ho mny bo nolo to ro
mombor whon somo or tho stock MoaH
of collego humor originated., but cor
tainly not nil of thom.
. "Tonsorlal doctors" will scorn tips
of opurso. But tho rejoicing of cub- '
tomera Is promaturo. Foes will replace
tips, and foes cannot woll bo Bmall ill,,
professional dignity counts. '' 1
J "To tho man who wears boots all
th world Is clothed in 'leather," says "
an eastern proverb. Dut whon a man''
mes to an aeroplane what difference'
dM: It &ke?
'
The Niagara rnplds havo been shot
through by a motor boat mnd tho Alps
have bean flown ovor by nn aviator.
What has oliDamo Nattiro to -say for;
herself now?
Wllkesbarro wautn to copyright, ItV
name, Wo infer that it means to do
something wonderful and gront Wo
hnvo heard of no Infringement rush so
far. . .
If, islands continue to rise on tho
Alaska coast ono. should bo acoommo
datlntf enough to furnish a stopping
stbno from America to Asia at tho
narrow Boring Btralt
Wlld-oycd correspondent tells us that
4,Q0p,Q00 Chinamen will have their
uuouca amputated, Aro puffs so much
In doniand?.
a Pittsburg womnn was bndly hurt
whllo trying to sknto in ,a hobbld skirt.
Thoro's such a thlug as taking too
many chances.
Professor Garner has mastered tho
vocabulary of tho chlrapanxco. Wo
suggest that ho now study that of
the Cliolly boy.
A nan caa dress well on (6,000 a
yar, sy "an authority." And we'll
bet that the authority pays $18.26 for
ParaMRi suffering from severs at
tMks o4! Esperanto often And relief
frem ".wallowing Mberal dotec of Ido.
TO STORE, MOISTURE
Prime Factor in Production of Ir
rigated Crops.
Farmer of Future Must Consider
Proper Storage of Rainfall and
Snowfall In Soli and Later
Water In Canal Above.
Tho natural precipitation in this
arid country may bo mado a prime
factor in tho production of Irrigated
crops and of courwj it Was tho
foundation of farming without irri
gation. Irrigation should bo sup
plemental only to tho natural pre
cipitation and thcrpforo tho irrigation
farmor of tho futuro must consider
first tho proper storngo of tho rain
fall and snowfall in tho soil and later
tho water right In tho canal nbove
his fnrm. Tho'noll at tho furm irilUt
in proper condition nets as n storngo
reservoir for tho winter precipitation,
snys Field und Farm. Tho results of
years of oxporlonco show that In tho
spring a largo per cent of tho vIntcr
prcclpltntlon Is actually found In tho
uppor eight foot of soil.
In ono enso, as high aB nlnoty-flvo
pet cent nnd nn nvcrngo of fully
eighty per cent of tho totril wlntor
precipitation was accounted for in tlio
uppor eight foot. This proves conclu
sively that tho winter proclpltatlon
mny bo stored In tho soli. In view of
tho Importnnco of tho wlntor precipi
tation In crop production, tho methods
of conserving tho snow and rainfall
becomes of gront Importance. It 1h
generally conceded that In order to
permit tho wlntor precipitation to en
ter tho noils easily ind effectively tho
plowing should bo dono in tli3 fnll
nnd left in tho rough throughout tho
wlntor. To prpvont Joss of thin utor
ago moisture, whon tho warm turn
shlno of spring and sumrnor npponra,
tho fall plowed soil should bo har
rowed In early spring nnd by means
of repeated harrowlngs a dry enrth
mulch should bo kept on tho surface.
In many places whero tho winter
proclpltatlon Is not great nnd tho wa
ter In tho stronm goes to wnsto In
tho fall much boneilt may bo gained
by fnll or wlntor Irrigation. It Is pos
slblo to Btoro by these methods largo
quantities of water to bo used In tho
succeeding season by tho growing
crops. Whon this Is dono, tho amount
of lrrlgntlon wator that needs to bo
applied tho following season la ma
terially lessoned. Groat caro nhriihl
bo taken howovor not to apply bo
much wator nB to net up wntorlogglng
In tho soil. Fall nnd wlntor Irriga
tion is a coming prnctlco in nrld dis
tricts but It must bo dono cautiously.
It 1b especially safe on. woll-dralned
lands.
Our Colorado soils aro nblo to hold
tho rainfall of from ono nnd one-hair
lo nonrly two yonrs, in tho upper eight
tect. Tho best results in nrld fnrm
Ing will probably come when tho wa
tor cnpnclty 1b fully nttnincd nt Rccd
tlmo to n dopth of nt lenst eight fent
ind perhnpB doopor. This lmpllos that
the totnl prcclpltntlon of two years
should bo la tho Roll boforo plnntlng.
Dno yoar'B proclpltatlon will thon bo
token out by tho crop nnd that of
mother year will bo kopt In Uio coll
ib n working cnpltnl with which to
innblo tho now molsturo to movo
lownwnrd rnpldly nnd to onnblo tho
!owor molsturo to movo upward with
nBo to tho plant roots. Of courno
m n vory dry season llko tho. past
lummor UiIb theory mny not work
nit In nil placon, for tho rntnn como
In Btroaka ncross tho country, co thnt
:crtnlu sections go for months with
i't n drop of molsturo.
Young Pullets.
PullotB thnt hnvo been well fod
will bogln to lay whon from fWo to bIx
months old. Eight monthH 1b n moro
usual ngo, but It la qutto posslblo to
hnvo thom lnylng two or three months
eurller. This brings Mny-liatchud pul
lets to lnylng In October or November
and thoy should continue to lny nil
Wlntor. A-t prosent 'prices nnd 'tho fu
turo outlook nothing on -tho farm pays
o grout n profit for money lnvostod
or tlmo and loxponso of production.
Tho conaumer s1usb iIb -constantly In
creasing. Tho producer olassr mean
ing tlio general f armor, does not In
cronso. Eggs anil poultry triiist bring
Good prices ns long as 1 tho prosont
condition oxiMt'a. Thoio nro ttoo many
middlemen with whom to divide 'tho
profit. The producer sets tho Blab
from ono end of tho loaf, tho consu
mer payn a long forlco for tho alnb off
tho other end of tho loaf. The middle
men dlvldo tho middlo of tho loaf ho
twoon thom. Thero Is a problem to
mlvo of ns great Importance ns nny
tho country Is struggling with, for It
sonoorns tho food, supplies of a groat
nntlon.
Destruction of Dlrds.
Tho destruction of lnsoctlvorous
olrda through forest ilros nnd tho bul
lots of pot hunters hna boon found by
tho United Stntos dopurtmont of ng
rlculturo to bo n prlnclpnl cause or
the insect pests which hnvo wrought
10 many million dollnrs' dnmago to
srops throughout tho country.
Eooe All Year.
Tho changed conditions of tho egg
business, which domnndu fresh eggs
every day In tho year, calls for hens
bred to lay n lnrgo numbor of eggs
at nil soasons of tho yenr.
Ideal Hen.
Tho Ideal and profitable hen Is tho
ono thnt will lay steadily for ten
months of tho year with but little"
rotst during that tlmo,
TOO MUCH" WATER IriTD'RIOUS
"Tenderfoot" Should Bfl 'MoreTCareful
In Looking Up Drainage and
Levels Than Supply.
it, has been snld by competent
Judges? that In tlmo It will coot as
much to got water out of an Irrigated
section ns it will bo to get It into It,
This of courso means millions In somo
cobos and applies to vast, nearly level
Irrigated parts moro than to quickly
drained small irrigated neighbor
hoods, nays Dakota Farmer. Many do
not know anything about this great
and over present danger until malaria
or sickly dying orchnrds nnd vines
brenk tho torrlblo truth to thom that
"pub-lrrlgntlon," "scopago" or what
over It mny bo cnllcd, Is about to
tnko nwny nil thoy have. Horo Is
whoro tho "tondorfoot" buyor Is tho
most npt to bo takon In, and ho should
bo oven moro careful In looking up
his dmtnago nnd water levels than
ho is to boo thnt Ills supply of wnter
Is Inexhaustible. In California we
onco mot n man who was excitedly
HnIW becauso ho had Just purchased
an extensive vlnoynrd thnt hnd water
so near tho surfneo that It boro per
fectly "without tho trouble of turning
on water ut all." This poor follow
did not know thnt only n few miles
from his purchaso thousands of ncrcs
of onco high-priced vlnoyard and or
chard lands woro thon worthless;
somo of them being ontlroly out of
sight in a lake, becauso of this samo
oub-lrrlgntlon of which ho was boast
ing. In most cases whon desort lands
got whoro irrigation Is no longor
needed, It is but n very llttlo way
from being ruined by accumulated Ir
rigation water.
Wlso Irrigators cvorywhoro nro now
caroful not to saturnto tliolr soil, nnd
tho moro experienced ono Is with ir
rigation, tho less water aB n rule ho
U30fl. . Nearly all heavily bearing or
chards, potato fields, vineyards, etc.,
In good hands nro watered as nearly
as posslblo nt right times nnd 'not n
particle too much regardless of tho
supply; and then frequont light sur-
faco tlllago Is resorted to, to keen
tho molsturo and let In tho air, Just
at? carefully aB tho successful dry
farmor doos for tho Bamo purpose
Tobacco for Sheep.
Dr. II. P. Mlllor of Ohio Is tho first
mnn who roportod definitely thnt to
bnoco was usoful In protecting ahcop
nnd lnmbo from Btomach worms. Ho
ubcb tho lowest grado of tobacco
IcavcB chopped up In n box with a
npndo nnd mixed with hnlf their
weight of salt This la kopt before
tho sheep nil tho tlmo, with no fear
of their eating too much; In fact tho
Bait Is mixed with it to lnduco thom
to eat moro than thoy otherwise
would.
Cream In Missouri.
"Tho production of cream," ro
mnrked tho Mountain Grovo Journal,
"in this part of MiBBOurl 1b on tho
increase. This moans that farmers
nro becoming convinced thnt It Is a
paying proposition nnd moro and moro
of them nro engaging In this lino of
fnrmlng. During tho month of July
tho Mountain Grovo creamery han
died nbout 3,500 cans of crenm. Thcso
enna of crenm yielded tho farmers
over $G por can or a totnl of $2 1,000."
Remedy for Potato Blight.
Uso tliroo pounds of bluostono nnd
four pounds llmo In GO gallons of wa
tor, nnd to this ndd two or tliroo
pounds nrsonnto of lead, or ono-halt
pound parls grcon. This will also
koop tho potato boctlo from attack
ing them.
DAIRY NOTE8.
Tho slro Is half tho futuro herd.
This has been a year of scant pas
tures. Itomcmbor, tho cow likes regular
monl hours ns woll nB you do.
Soo thnt tho dairy cow nt nil tlmos
hns ncccsfl to clenr, fresh wnter.
; Tho best thing Avlth which to clonn
n Bcpnrntor'lS a small, stiff brush.
. Do not uso boot cows it you oxpoct
to got tho best results In dairying.
Ono cannot proporly clonn milk
palls without tho uso of boiling wator.
Don't think you deservo much credit
for getting nngry whon feodlng a baby
calf.
Dairy cowb should bo woll sholtered
In wlntor. Thoy munt bo kopt com
fortnble. An Important fnctor thnt should not
bo overlooked 'la tho feeding. of rough
ngo to tho calves.
Tho hclfors should bo bred so ns to
calvo by tho tlmo thoy nro from 2
yenm to 27 monthB of ngo.
Heifers Hhould bo forced to glvo ns
largo n yield of milk during tbolr first
lactation period ns posslblo.
Unless you put plonty of good,
wholosomo feed Into n cow yon can
not oxpoct to get much milk out of
her.
Tho tompor of n bull doos not Im
provo with ago. Ilnndlo him nlwnys
ns it ho was n posclblo source of
dangor.
Churning cannot bo dono quickly
unloss thero is room for agitation.
Half full 1b as far as nny churn should
bo llllod.
So long ns It pays hotter to food tho
sklmmltk to pigs Instead of calves it
is not hard to tell what will becomo
of tho calves.
It you think tho cream buyor Is
boating you on tho tost, why not mako
Biiro of It and then expose him? You
will be doing tho public a service.
Nearly all dairymen prefer the regu
lar barrol salt to rock salt. It doos
not mako cows' tongues soro and it
given under shotter will not waata du
ring rains.
(ZiiKjiiEN I
1CT ua bo content to worlt,
To do the thin we can. and
nnu not prcfturno
To fret bscauso It's little.
Kllr.aboth n. Urownlnz.
Waya of Serving Tripe.
Trlpo Is tho digestive stomach of
boof or venl. It is, whon well pre
pared, so easily digested that mr.i.y
phyBclans ordor It for persons suffer
ing from dlgestlvo troublon.
To proparo It on tho fnrm, tnko tho
Btomnch from a freshly-killed nnl
mal and wash it thoroughly; then let
It soak over night, changing tho water
icvornl times. Mdko a kettle of strong
lyo wnter, cut tho trlpo In pieces and
drop n fow at a tlmo In tho boiling lyo
and cook six minutes. Tako out nnd
Iny on a bdnrd and scrnpo well with a
tnlfo until tho brown lining Is ro
moved and tho moat la clean nnd
white. Wash thoroughly, nnd let
stand In n wenk snlt brlno for two
days, then boll In salted water until
tender. This will tako sovornl hours.
Now It Is rendy to bo served In any
number of wnys. '
Tho Spanish pcoplo servo trlpo In
tho following appetizing way:
Spanish Trlpo.
Placo several pounds of trlpo In a
baking pan. Pour over It n quart of
chopped tomatoes, a cupful of chopped
Dnlon, two tableBpoonfuls of choppod
parsley, ono chopped sweet red pep
per nnd half a cupful of melted butter.
Dako nn hour In n moderato ov.on.
Pickled Trlpo.
Makoan spiced vlncgnr, using a pint
of vlnegnr, thrco cloves, n dozen pop
per corns, hnlf n bay leaf, ono Bllced
onion and a toaspoonful of snlt. Pour
hot over tho trlpo nnd koop In a cool
plnco. Dip In corn monl and fry with
bacon fat. This mnkes a good break
fast dish.
Trlpo Fried.
Tloll pieces of trlpo In flour nnd fry
In hot lard. Whon brown, romovo
and sorvo with tho snuco mado from
a chopped onion browned In butter,
a cupful of tomato Julco and n table
spoonful of poppersauco. Boll up
and pour around tho tripe.
Trlpo Fritters.
Mako a fritter batter of ono egg, n
cupful of milk, a pinch of snlt, a dash
of peppor, a toaspoonful of baking
powder nnd flour to mnko n drop bat
ter. Into this dip plecos of trlpo and
fry brown In deep fat.
Another way to Borvo this dish Is
In milk. Cut up tho trlpo nnd slmmor
In milk for two hours. Thicken slight
ly nnd season to taste. A good dish
for Invalids.
11, SUNS nnd Hklea and clouds
of June.
Ann days of Juno together:
Vo cannot rival for ono hour
October's bright bhio weather.
Helen Hunt Jackson.
Hallowe'en Luncheon.
A hallowo'en luncheon may bo mado
most novel nnd attractive by exclu
ding tho day light from tho room and
covering tho lights with yellow tissue
pnpor. For tho centor pleco a lnrgo
pumpkin with a faco cut In each sldo
and a lighted candlo In tho couter,
makes n pretty contor. Arrange
around tho pumpkin yellow ears of
corn pointing outward llko rays and
between thom placo moundB of fruit
nnd nuts. Small paper Jack o' lantorns
may bo used as favors.
A pumpkin basket filled with fruits
and autumn leaves makes a centor
pleco n llttlo unusual. Autumn leaves
might bo tho decoration for the placo
cards, Brass candlo sticks with red
nnd yellow shades 'will mako a soft
and ghostly light effect
Whlto Jnck o lanterns mndo of
gourds with candlos insldo mako an
nttrnctlvo fcaturo nt a party whoro
whlto cosmos formed tho floral con
torpleco. For tho luncheon ono may havo
cream of chestnut soup, n main dish
of wild duck, salad of orango nnd
french dressing nnd n dessert of van
Ha Ico crenm with n snuoo of pro
eorvod chestnuts in .a lemon sauce, or
ncssolrodo pudding.
When ono wantB something enter
tnlnlng nn Illuminated louquot is very
Interesting. Tako tho centers from
cnlln lilies And Insert small yellow
cnndloB In tlio center; when llghtod
they nro beautiful for a llttlo whllo.
Another pretty centerpiece Is a yel
low ntraw basket decorated with corn
colored ribbons and filled with autumn
leaves nnd fruits. Candlo shades dec
orated with pressed wild roso leaves
nro n suitable accompaniment to such
a tnblo.
IMiAK not of doleful things In
tlmo of mirth nor at tho table;
speak not of melancholy
thlnRi as death and wounds; and If oth
ers mention them, change, It you can, the
discourse. Tell not your dreams but to
your Intimate friends."
aoorga Washlnston.
"There's Poetry In Plo."
Pastry Is difficult of dlgostlon, aa
the starch grains aro Burroundod by
tho fat and impenetrable by the gas
trio Juices, which do not act upon fat
Pastry that la light, dry and flaky Is
JLs
moro easily scpnrntcd by tho gastric
fluids and If well masticated and In
salivated may bo eaten aparlngly with
impunity.
Tho custnrd plo Is ono of tho most
popular and ns It hna but ono crust,
If that Ib well baked, which makes It
less harmful.
'For tho paBtry in old-fashloncd rule
Is ono part fat to thrcO parts flour and
enough cold water to roll out
Custnrd Fllllng.Tako tho yolks of
two eggs, ono pint of milk, n little
salt and half a cupful of sugar, flavor
wlth n llttlo orango rind or nutmeg
nnd put into a hot oven nt first to
bake tho crust quickly, then slowly fin
ish tho baking.
Cream Plo.
Tnko ono cupful of rich milk or
crenm, ono-half cup of sugar, ono ta
blespoon of cornstarch and tho yolks
of two eggs. Cook tho milk sugar and
cornstarch together, then ndd tho
eggs nnd put Into a baked crust Cov
er with n merlnguo made from tho
whites of tho eggs and brown In tho
oven.
A custnrd plo may bo a cocanut pie
by adding n half cup of cocoanut to
tho plo Just before It Is baked.
Hero Is n plo4 thnt la tru'lj' good nnd
mny tako tho placo of mlnco meat:
Ono cupful each of-sour crOani, sugar,
nnd ralslns, orio egg well benten, ono-
nnir tenspoonrul each or salt, cinna
mon, ntitmeg and ono-fourth of a ten
spoonrul of cloves nnd ono tnblespoon
ful of vinegar. Bnko with two crusts.
Cocoa Pic.
Tako ono pint of milk, one egg or
yolks of two, two tnblcspoonfuls of
cornstarch, bIx tablespoonfuls of
sugar, two. tablespoonfuls of cocoa,
ono toaspoonful of vanilla. Beat the
eggs and tho hot milk, which has
boon cooked with tho cornstarch,
sugar and cocoa. Fill a baked' crust
nnd whon cold spread with whipped
cream or a moringuo browned In tho
oven.
OD never wastes anything.
God never foruets nnythlns.
Clod never loses nnythlns.
Though ho holds tho world In tho hollow
of his hand, ho will yet remember each
of us, and tho pnrt wo aro fitted to play
In tho eternal drama.
Anna Uobertson Brown.
The Onion.
Mlno eyes smell onions, I shall wee;
anon.
Onions will make even heirs or wldowa
weep.
Aro wo n llttlo moro appreciative
of tho much-abused bulb when wo ro
member that it belongs to tho lily
family. Thoso who tolorato the onion
nro horrified nt tho moro mention ol
garlic. Onions, leeks, shallot, garllo
and chlvo all bolong to tho eamo fam
ily. Thoy aro all wholesomo nnd may
bo served In many nppotlzing ways.
Tho objectlonablo odor which they Ira
part to tho breath is duo to tho vola
tlio BubstanceB absorbed by tho blood
and carried by tho blood to tho lungs,
whoro thoy nro set free Tho shallot
garlic and chlvo aro usod principally
to glvo ndded flavor to food. Tho leok
Is often used, as Is tho onion, ns a veg
etable. Onions are rich In flesh-forming
elements, aro soothing to tho mu
cous membranes and are otherwise
medicinal.
To prcparo onions for cooking, II
they aro peeled under water they will
not causo ono to weop.
If ono has never eaten an onion un
pcelod, thrown on coals and roasted
until tender, Berved with a gonoroui
portion of butter, well seasoned wltb
salt and peppor, thero Is yet somo
thing to llvo for.
Fried onions nro considered n grcal
delicacy, though they aro most dim
cult of digestion.
Onions friend with sour apples li
another very appetizing dish which li
usually liked.
Try stuffing largo onions that hnvt
been parboiled, tho contcrs romovefl
and stuffed with sausage or anj
chopped meat, soasoncd.
Glazed onions nro a novel way ol
serving tho vegotnblo. Parboil small
silver-skinned onions, put In n baking
dish and basto often with highly-seasoned
brown stock. When half don
sprinkle with sugar and brown.
Onion sandwiches nro vory tasty for
tho Sunday night lunch. Caop the
onion, season with mustard, popper,
salt and a llttlo vinegar.
When tho Julco of nn onion Ib de
sired, cut tho onion ncross nnd press
the cut Btdo with n twisting motion
agnlnst tho grntor nenr tho grcovo so
thnt tho Juice mny flow.
Onion soup Is nnothor very good
dish. Hnvo rendy ono cupful of onion
pulp which hns beon cooked' nnd put
through n sieve, ndd to scalding milk
and seasonings, bind with butter nnd
flour, a tnblespoonful of each, and
servo after cooking flour well. ,
Royal Stew.
This Ib n dish thnt mny bo pro
pared and served nlcoly from tho
chafing dish. Plnco tho oysters In a
chafing dish with enough liquor to al
low thom to float from tho pan. Chop
a bond of celery with a small red pep
per. As the oysters aro heating add
two tablespoonfuls of butter, salt and
popper to tasto, then add a pint of
milk and the celery and poppers.
When hot serve at ouce.
THOUGHT ONLY OF THE GAME
Filial Affection Lost Sight of by th
Small but Enthusiastic Lover
of Football.
Among tho spectators at n match
between the Blackburn Rovers nnd
tho Olympic was a llttlo lad about
nlno years of age. Though the boy'a
knowledge of tho gamo may havo
Seen limited, his notion of ccnTect
piny was extremely robust.
"Go It, 'Lymplc," he yelled, 'hsh
'cm off their pins. Clatter 'cm. Jump
on their chests. Bowl 'cm over, flood
for yer. Mow 'em down. Scatter 'era,
Lymplc."
Whon his pnront neatly "grassed"
ono of tho opposing forwards, tho
youngstOr expressed approval by
bawling, "Good for yer, owd 'en," ndd
lng proudly to tho'spectotti, "Feyther
'nd 'Ira sweet"
"Yes," said n henrer, "but he'll get
killed boforo tho gamo's finished."
"I don't caro n carrot It ho does,"
said tho boy. London Tlt-BIts.
BABY WASTED TO SKELETON
"My llttlo son, when about a year
end a half old, began to have sores
como out on his faco. I had a physi
cian treat him, but tho sores grow
worse. Thon they began to come out
on his arms, then on other parts of
hl3 body, and then one cnine on his '
chest, worso than tho others. Then I
called nnothor physician. Still ho
grow worse. At tho end of nbout a
yenr nnd n half of Buffering he grow
eo bad thnt I had to tlo hla hands In
cloths at night to keep him from
ccrntchlng tho sores and tearing tho
flesh. Ho got to bo a mere skeleton,
nnd wns hardly ablo to walk.
"My aunt advised mo to try Cutl
cura Soap and Cutlcurn Ointment. I
sent to a drug Btoro and got a enka ol
Cutlcura Soap nnd n box of tho Oint
ment nnd followed directions. At tho
end of 'two months tho sores wero nil
well. Ho has never had any sores,
of any kind slnco. I can sincerely say
that only for Cutlcura my child would
have died. I used only ono cako of
Cutlcura Soap and about three boxej
of Ointment
"I am a hurso nnd my profession
brings mo into many different fanv
illc3 and it is always a pleasure foi
mo to tell my story and rocommend
Cutlcura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Shel
don, Litchfield, Conn., Oct. 23, 1909."
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