MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List due
fto This Famous Remedy.
Oronogo. Mo. "I yas simply a not
Tous wreck. I conld not walk across
Itho floor withouV
my heart fluttering
and I could not oron
rccclvo a lottor.
Every month I had
such a bearing down
sensation, as if tho
lower parts would
fall out Lydia E.
Plnkham's vegeta.
bio Compound has
dono my norres a
great deal of good
and tinn nlnnrAllnvAri
the bearing down. I rccommendod It
to som6 f rloiuls and two of thorn havo
boon greatly benofltcd by it" Mrs.
Mae McKNianT, Oronogo, Mo.
'Another Grateful Woman.
Bt Louis, Mo. "I was bothered
terribly with a fomalo weakness and
had backucho, bearing down pains and
pains in lower parts. I began taking
Lydia E. Plnkham's Vcgetablo Com
pound regularly and used tho Sanativo
wash and now I havo no moro troubles
that way."Mrs. Al, IIekzoo, 0723
Prescott Ave., St. Louis, Mo.
Bocauso your caso is a difficult one,
doctors having dono you no pood,
do not continue to suffer without
giving Lydia E. Plnkham's Vogotablo
Compound a trial. It surely has cured
many casos of fomalo ills, such as In
flammation, ulceration, displacements,
fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic
pains, backacho, that boaring-dowu
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and noi
vous prostration. It costs but a triflo
to try it, and the result is worth mil
lions to many Buffering women.
SB8S HEAVY IRON CULVERT PIPES
Corua and m theni. Wo pay expanses If you buy.
Wutern JloUer Pipe Co. Mouinouth, XXL
VISIONARY.
Jiggson If a man could only soli
cool at tho north pole or lco In hadfiBl
WIggson Out that's out of th ques
tion. Juggson I know; but, gee: just
think of tho prices ho coula getl
Not an Objection.
"I think he'd llko to join your club,
but hl3 wife wouldn't henr of It."
"She wouldn't hear of It? Why, 1
know of half a dozen men who would
Join our club If their wives couldn't
hear of It."
New discoveries In mmeralB are
used by the doctors, new discoveries
In machinery aro used by tho undor
takers.
Awfully Busy.
Jim A stitch In time saves nine.
Tom Who said that?
Jim Gee! Ain't you read your
Bible?
Tom Nope; I ain't even had time
to read the sporting page this morn
Ing yet. Cleveland Leader.
His Big Bill.
Guest How long Is this lease ol
your hotel to run?
Hotel Clerk What lease?
Guest Tho one I Just gavo you the
money for.
A Dream
of Ease
Post
Toasties
NO COOKING!
An economical hot weather
luxury food that pleases
and satisfies at any meal. So
good you'll want more.
Served right from the
package with cream or milk.
Especially pleasing with fresh
berries,
"The Memory Lingers"
Pegs. 10c suit 15c
Sold by Grocers
Post urn Cereal Co., Limited
Battle Creek, Mich.
I iHiiiijii iii:!i!!l'lii,i:iv!r
Uncle Sam Probes Third Degree System
WASHINGTON. Ono of the Inves
tigating committees act In motion
at tho late session of congress that Is
expected to yield some interesting ro-
buub Is tho subcommittee of (lvo sena
tors, mombers of tho Jud:lnry com
mittee, vho havo been dlrOcted to In
vestigate and roport on tho workings
of tho "third degrco," ns exemplified
by federal officers in criminal prosecu
tions. Tho Investigation will take a wide
rango. One member of tho committee
will bo sent to Oklahoma to learn
what basis thero Is for tho charge
made by Gov. Haskell and his friends,
that tho prosecutions started agalnBt
him under the Roosevelt administra
tion wero Inspired by personal malice,
and that tho methods resorted to by
the special agents of tho government
In their efforts to convict Haskell,
woro discreditable.
Another branch of tho Investigation
will relate to Bomo of tho western
prosecutions, especially thoso con
ducted by Robert Kny Devlin, ns
United States attorney for tho North
ern district of California. Devlin's
nomination was hung up In tho Judi
ciary commltteo of tho sennto for a
long time, on a complaint that he had
"Corpse" Aroused by
UT1 HERE'S a dead man In that al
1 ley."
This exclamation by nn excited col
ored man at Eleventh and E streets,
In Washington, caused considerable
consternntlon among pedestrians and
loungers in that vicinity a few days
ago. Ho pointed to n narrow alleyway
on the north side of E street between
Eleven and Twelfth streets, between
two buildings.
Pretty soon the mouth of the little
alley was blocked by curious people.
A business mnn In the neighborhood
who peered over tho heads of tho mor
bid crowd and saw a man stretched
out full length, nnd apparently very
111 or dead, In tho alleyway, telephoned
to the Emergency hospital for an am
bulance. Other men ran hither and
thither In search of a policeman.
"Ho may bo drunk," suggested nn
old man as he gazed at tho prostrate
form.
Sold MacVeagh Spoiled Vinegar; Fined
JAMES WILSON, secretary of agri
culture, has been hot-footing it aft
er a Chicago man who had tho
temerity to sell Franklin MacVeagh,
secretary of the treasury, a barrel of
bogus vinegar. MacVeagh bought the
vinegar believing it was the real
thing, the kind that fnthor used to
make on the farm, fit to put on let
tuce and pickle pigs' feet with and all
that sort of thing.
The looks and smell of tho stuff
mndo him suspicious, and so he hat
lboed for tho pure food Inspectors
to como nnd exainlno. They reported
tho alleged vinegar was In reality
adulterated nnd artificially colored
nnd mlsbrnndcd. A criminal Informa
tion was filed agalnBt the luckless
storekeeper and ho wna tnkon Into
tho United States court, nccused of
deceiving and misleading MncVeagh.
Government's O. K.
RECENT bulletin of the depart
ment of agriculture In Washing
ton has taken up the caso of tho toad,
dispelling tho "boat of vague and lu
dicrous fancies as to its, venomous
qualities. Its modlclnnl virtues, or
most commonly, the blddon toadstone
of priceless value."
Touching toads, says tho bulletin,
does not produce warts on the bunds
The toad's breath does not cause con
vulsions In children, nor does a toad
In a newly dug well Insuro a good and
unfailing water supply, nor In a new
made cellar will ouu brlni; prosperity
to tho household.
Tho Massachusetts experiment sta
tion has been Investigating the hab
its, food and economic value of the
toad, and the result establishes its
knows (mmMI-
WHAT IASr
persecuted Dr. Perrln, ono of tho de
fendants In certain land-fraud cases,
who, after being Indicted, was finally
discharged for want of evidence
A special ngont of tho department
of Justice sent out to Investigate tho
chargo made a written roport that Dr.
Perrln should never havo boen In
dicted; that improper methods woro
employed to bring about his Indict
ment, and even after the government
officers were nwaro thn't they could
not mnko a caso against Dr. Perrln,
tho Indictment was allowed to hang
over his head for many months, to his
great personal detriment.
Tho methods of Francis J. Honey
and Detectlvo Hums may bo inquired
Into, nnd It is not unlikely that somo
attention may be given to tho chargo
mndo against tho method of adminis
tering tho criminal Iuwb In Alaska,
especially nt Juneau, where tho
United Stntcs nttorney nnd United
Stntes marshal wero recently removed
from ofllco on tho complaint of Gov.
Walter E. Clark.
Tho resolution directing nn Investi
gation was offered by Senator Hoy
burn of Idaho, nnd was based upon
reports In newspapers of the pollco
methods employed In tho Snyler mur
der case at Atlantic City. That caso
was not ono with which tho federal
government had to do, but, In as much
ns the methods complained of mny
Infringe tho constitutional guarantees
of tho individual citizen, tho commlt
teo feels that It has Jurisdiction, nnd
Hint caso nlong with others com
plained of will bo Investigated.
Noise, Runs Away
"No," nnqthcr man declared, "I
reckon It Is a caso of heat prostra
tion." "I think he's Just drcnmln' nbout
Jack Johnson's victory," said a third.
In tho menntlmo tho Emergency hos
pital ambulance with clanging gong
arrived on tho scene, nnd a policeman
with perspiration streaming down his
fnco rushed up to tho mouth of tho
alley and was forcing his way through
the crowd to get at tho supposed dead
mnn.
Tho noise nroused tho "corpse."
Tho prostrate figure slowly arose, dis
closing tho stalwart form of a necro.
Ho ' gazed In astonishment nt tho
crowd that blocked up tho entrance to
the nlley and saw the policeman and
white-coated Emorgency surgeon el
bowing their way toward him. With
a yawn nnd a stretch of his arms, tho
negro darted Into tho side door of a
printing office, slamming tho door be
hind him.
Investigation disclosed the fact that
tho negro has been employed at tho
printing establishment a number of
years. Ho said ho was tired and went
out into tho quiet, cool nlloyway to
take n nap during the lunch hour,
That was all.
The man pleaded guilty nnd was fined
2G. Ho promised to be good.
A Buffalo milling concern hns been
fined for mixing ground corncobs with
flour middlings. The same concern wns
also found guilty of putting ground
corncobs In a "gluten" preparation. A
lot of "rnlBnB," Bhlpped from Califor
nia to Toxas, was discovered to be In
pnrt a decomposed vegetable sub
stance. A Chicago Arm soiling a
"qulck-riBing" buckwheat Hour hnB
been lined for fraud In having sold
In reality a mixture of wheat flour
and buckwhent without any quick
rising properties.
Another Buffalo dealer was caught
selling to Michigan folk n wonderful
"hair tonic" which wns advertised to
euro headache and loss of hair and
all sorts of thins. Analysis showed
It contained 98.5 per cent, of alcohol
and nothing to cure nnythlng. Tho
dealer was let off with a fine. A
Michigan man was detected selling In
largo quantities a "hay fever cure"
composed of 99.95 per cent, cocalno
hydoclorldc. Ho was fined $100. Sev
oral lemon extracts nnd vanilla ex
tract fakers havo been recently
caught and punished.
on the Lowly Toad
clulin to consideration and apprecia
tion. First of all, as to tho longevity
of the toad, the Investigators express
the opinion that many tonds reach an
nge of nt least ten or fifteen years,
They also believe it possible for tho
toad to llvo for a limited time with
out food, but doubt stories about toads
being found in rocks nnd trees.
"Tho toad," says tho pamphlot, "la
n nocturnal animal, and ventures out
during tho day only when tempted by
an abundance of food or when tho air
and moving insects, contlpeds, otc. At
is full of moisture It cats only living
night, soon nfter sundown, or even be
fore on cool evenings. It emerges from
Its shelter and slowly bops about In
search of food. Almost n regular beat
Is covered. In tho country this in
cludes forays along roadsides, Into gar
dens and cultivated Molds and wher
ever Insect food is abundant nnd grass
or other thick hcrbngo does not pro
vent locomotion. In cities nnd suburb
an villages the lawns, wulka and par
tlculnrly tho spots beneath electrlo
lamps aro favorite hunting grounds.
Incorruptible.
Tho lady of tho house hosttittcd.
"Aro my answors all right?" sho
asked.
"Yes, madam," replied tho census
man.
"Didn't bothor you a bit, did I?"
"No, madam."
"Feel under somo obligations to mo,
don't you?"
"Yes, madam."
"Then, perhaps you won't mind toll
ing me how old tho woman next door
claims to bo?"
"Good day, madam," said tho consus
man.
SOFT, WHITE HANDS
May Bo Obtained In One Night
For preserving tho hands as well
as for preventing redness, roughness,
and chapping, and Imparting that vel
vety softness and whiteness much de
sired by women Cutlcurn Soap, assist
ed by Cutlcura Ointment, is behoved
to bo superior to all other ekln soaps.
For thoso who work In corrosive
liquids, or nt occupations which tond
to injure tho hands, It Is invaluable
Treatment Batho and soak tho
hands on retiring in a strong, hot,
creamy lather of Cutlcura Sonp. Dry
and anoint freoly with Cutlcura Oint
ment, and In sovoro cases spread tho
Cutlcura Ointment on thin pieces of
old linen or cotton. Wear during tho
night old, looso glovos, or a light ban
dago of old cotton or llnon to protect
tho clothing from stain. For red,
rough, nnd chapped hands, dry, fis
sured,, itching, feverish palms, and
shapeless nails with painful flngor
ends, this treatment Is most offoctivo.
Cutlcura Remedies aro sold through
out tho world. Potter Drug & Chom.
Corp., solo proprietors, Boston, Mass.
Autolng and Optics.
"Is not auto driving terribly hard
on tho eyes?" wo asked.
"Well, I guess not," replied tho
chauffeur, withering us with scorn.
"Why, beforo I got to runnln' a car I
was thlnkln' o' gettln' spooks, my eyo
slght was that poor I couldn't sco tho
contribution box In church until It was
so near past mo It was too lato to dig
for nny money. But I hadn't been
runnln' that wagon two days till I
could sco a policeman's little flngor
stlckin' out from behind a treo four
miles away. I could oven soo which
wny a copper's eyeballs woro turned
If ho wns Btandln' In tho shndo thrco
miles off. Hard on tho eyes I Well,
not much! It's tho best medtclno for
weak eyes thnt was over invented,
don't you forget It"
His Claim to Prominence.
At a social gathering a certain man,
Intent on knowing overy one, was in
troduced to Senator Julius C. Burrows
of Michigan,
"Tho namo Burrows Is very famil
iar to me," ho said. "I am certain
that you are a man of somo promi
nence." "Yes," replied Senator Burrows, "I
am tho man that 'died at first' Just
before CaBoy camo to bat in that cele
brated ball game in Mudvllle." Suc
cess Magazine
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Back to the Tall Timber.
Alfred Aro you going to pass your
vacation at tho seashoro?
Gilbert No, thank you. It's the
woods for mine this year.
Alfred Don't llko tho shore, eh?
Gilbert Oh, I llko It well enough,
but It's too risky. I passed my vaca
tion there last year and had several
narrow escapes,
Alfred From drowning?
Gilbert No; summer girls. Seven
of them proposed to me.
Women In Lovo.
"Women In lovo aro genorally trou
blesomo and persecuting." Such Is
tho reported opinion of M, Emllo Fa
giiot And if a French critic does not
understand tho subject, of whom shall
we seek understanding?"
Mortgngo tho ship for all It's worth
before giving It up.
Lewi"' Ringl Hinder cigar. Original
Tin Foil Smoker 'Package, So straight.
Man cannot he happy when idle, un
less resting from previous labor.
What Aits You?
Do you feel weak, tired, detpondent, have frequent head
aches, coated tongue, bitter or bad taite in morning,
"heart-burn," belching o( gas, acid risings in throat after
eating, itomach gnaw or burn, foul breath, dizzy spells,
poor or variable appetite, nauiea at times and kindred
symptoms P
'II you hay any considerable number of the
above symptoms you are suffering from bilious
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Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Disoovery Is mado
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known to medical scionoo for the permanent
cure of such abnormal conditions. It is most
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regulator and nerve strengthencr.
The "Golden Medical Discovery" Is not a patent medicine or seciet nostrum.
lull list ol its ingredients being printed on its bottle-wrapper and attested
under oath, A glance at these will show that it contains no alcohol, or harm
ful habit-forming drugs. It is a fluid eiirsct made with pure, triple-refined
glycerine, of proper strength, from the roots ol native American medioal,
forest plants. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Props,, Buffalo, N. Y.
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"Dou you know," shoutod tho earn
est orator, "what to do to tho trust?"
"No, but I know blnmo well what
they'ro doing to us!" said a man la
tho, front row.
Old Advice.
Manager You novor got MiIb scono
right Your business with tho sweet
pens Is all wrong and you forgot when
you nro to speak you got your lines
all mixed up.
Actress All right, Blr. I'll bo moro
nttontivo and fix tho sweet pens and
try to get my linos In tho right plnco.
Manngor Your course Is very elm
pie. Just mind your poaa and cues.
Baltimore American.
Wo llvo truly In proportion na we
go out of ourselves nnd enter into tho
fulness of tho exportonco of thoso
whom wo servo, nnd by whom In turn
wo aro served. Wcstcott
Somo men carry a sandbag bocauso
they aro too proud to beg.
ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT
AVegetable Preparation Tor As
slmilatlng ihc Food and Regula
ting the Stomachs and Bowls or
Promotes DistiofyChecrful
nessandRest.Conlalns neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
Not Narc otic
Wjw SOU DrSANVUfmitSX
MxSnu
AnerfeclRcmcdv forConsllpa
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VVbrms.Convulsions.Fcvcrish
ocss and LOSS OF SLEEP.
T Simile Signaturco
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NEW YORK.
odanj
lunrnnteed under tho Fo
Bxact Copy of Wrapper.
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MCA
Didn't Care for Expenses.
They wero seated at the breakfast
tablo.
"John, dear," said the young wife
"this is my birthday."
"I'm glnd you mentioned It, darling,"
rejoined her husband. "I'll buy you a
present tho first thing when I get
downtown."
"Well," sho said, "I hope you won't
get any cheap 98-cent affair."
"Of courso I won't," ho replied.
"Why, I would bo ashamed to present
you with nnythlng that coat less thaa
a dollar.'"
Refinement of Assurance.
Buey Business Man (Irately) Sir, t
didn't ask you to sit downl
Porslstent Salesman (settling back
comfortably) That's all right no
apology Is necessary. I knew It wa
only an oversight. Hnrpor'a Weekly.
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W. N. UN OMAHA, NO. 30-1910.