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NORTH PLATTE - NEBRASKA
CLUB TO PROMOTE HAPPINE83.
All clubs exist to mtiko pcoplo com
fortablo and happy thoy can liavo
no other rnlson d'otro but London
linn a now club which specializes In
happiness, bo to speak," says Chica
go Record-Herald. Nono but the
happy can bolong to It; nono but (hoso
who seek happiness will bo permitted
to "havo a good cry" In ordor to real
Izo happiness. Tho idoa of such a
club, It seems, was suggested by tho
splendid buccobs of Maeterlinck's
charming and beautiful poom play,
"Tho Illuo nird." This Is n delicious
fantasy for chlldron and adults alike,
and It tcachos tho truth that happi
ness lies near at hand, In ono's homo
and Immodlnto surroundings, rather
than In distant unrealizable plans nnd
ambitions. Thoso who deliberately and
assiduously seok happiness fall to find
It, or find It only when, after tunny dis
appointments and shattered Illusions,
thoy return homo apparently empty
handed. It may seam at first that tho
moral of Maetorllnck's play bars the
seeking of happlnoss In a club as well
an In any other external, material
thing, but we roust not bo too logical
and too pedantic. Thero is no reason
why pooplo with tho genius for happl
noss should not flock together and af
ford an example to thoso of us who
worry and frot and take life too
tragically or business too gloomily.
This being the centennial year of
the Indopondenco of various South
American republics, tho peoplo of tho
Unltod Statos will have ample oppor
tunity for demonstrating sympathy
and goodwill. Chile has Invited our
government to participate In a cele
bration to bo hold noxt Soptombor,
and tho authorities at Washington
havo accepted. A division of tho Pa
cific fleet, Including soveral of the
finest ships of the navy, will rendezvous
ob the Chilean coast and will tako
part in tho display on tho occasion, As
arrangements havo already boon
mado to havo our government ropro
aeutod at a similar observance in
Argentina' to tako placo earlier, tho
United States delegation may go to
Chllo to give furthor proof of Interest
in tho lator demonstration, All theso
exorcises aro full of promise as tend
ing to strengthen Uio good rolatlona
between tho Unltod States and the
Latin-American nations.
In splt!e of everything, oomo Ameri
cans can manage to savo spntothlng.
William Hanhart, secrotary of tho Sav
ings Bank Section of tho American
nanlcera association, lias mado public
a compilation from roports of tho na
tional monetary commission, showing
that the average deposit In Amorlcan
savings banks Is almost four times as
great as tho avorago for Kuropo, Asia,
Africa, Ocoanica, Canadu, etc., and
that tho avorago dopoBlt per capita
is almost four times greater in tho
Unltod Statos than In tho othor por
tions of tho world montlonod. Tho
statistics placo tho total savings do
posits In tho world at $1G,389,072,014.
and of this enormous sum $5,078,735,
579 belongs to prudent and thrifty
Amorlcans.
Embarrassing situations are bound
to grow out of tho common uso of
wlrolosB telegraphy, and tho soonor
international regulation is established
tho better it will bo for all concornod.
When the Italian steamer, Duca d'
Aosta, was at sea on her recont trip
her operator "picked up" a dispatch
warning one of hor passengers to be
ware of arrest In Sicily. Tula mado
tho captain suspicious nnd ho sent an
aerogram to the chief of poltco at
Naples, who is now trying to dlacovor
what it all moans. Thoro may havo
tieon sound reasons for this display of
lutorest In this particular case, but tho
Incident shows how easily a practical
joker could bring down serious trouble
upon the hoad of an Innocont sea voy
ager.
That "1500" olork who wroto to
Secretary MaoVoagh that ho had saved
the government two conta In ink
br not dottlnc his t's or crossing his
t's anolled all hla economy by wrltlntt
an unnecessary and foolish letter,
theroby using up ink that might have
been saved.
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A Long Island surrogate has de
cided that a gontlomun may got drunk
at loaat three times a your, Dut what
Homo of them would llko to know Is
how many times may a gontloman got
drunk and otlll be a gontloman.
1 A tiro has just boon put out after
it had burnod for fifty wears and con
aumcd 12,000,000,000 worth of good
hard coal. It will tako tho consumers
a long tlmo to get It paid far.
1 So tho "sub-conscious self" Is to cn
ter Into litigation arising from marital
Infelicities? How far-reaching tho
pyschologlcal Implications of life to
day are,
' Only less ghastly than the horror It
self are the excuses that come aftor It
Fish Give a Reception in Aquarium
WASHINGTON. -- Itobert Timbers,
veteran keeper of tho bureau of
fisheries has a pot eel an eel that
oats out of his hand, squirms about
with gleo when Its master is near and
otherwise worships tho custodian of
Uncle Sam's fish.
In the social column of tho Fish
Gazette tho following bright nnd
broozy chronicle appeared tho other
night:
"Robert Tlmbors, veteran kecpor,
returned to work yesterday. Every
body was glad to sco him. The
youngor folk swam to tho surface and
lashed tho water In a lathor with tholr
tails, giving tho most frantic mani
festations of friendship and affection.
It was a Joyous evont."
When Timbers appeared at tho
aquarium, after an onforcod absonco
of sovornl days, all tho best society
at the bureau of fisheries turned out
to do him honor. Ho was glvon a
rousing reception. Boredom hud
relgnod In his nbsonc?, and tho fish
had boon lonely desperately lonely.
Thoy mlsflod his appreciative touch
and kindly regard. Thoy know that
he understood thorn Just as they un
derstood him.
Timbers' vacation was duo to an
ambitious and independont seal pup
Funny Experiences
l'5P0JES
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HUM
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MY
UNCLE SAM has been counting his
family during tho last few wooks.
Tho consuB taker has beon abroad In
tho land and ho has had somo funny
oxporloncos. Washington's population
Is ono-thlrd black, and tjmong tho
nogroeB tho enumerators 'havo had
somo odd oxporloncos.
I "I b'poso do nox' thing you'll ax mo
is what's my d'nomlnatlon an' whar I
koops my money."
This was tho peppery resnonso ono
of tho onumorators rocolved from an
old colored womnn In South Washing
ton. Tho enumerator was reading off
itho list of Interrogations from one of
tho consus blanks.
"Well, honoy. I moucht ns well toll
Tor my d'nomlnatlon Is dat of a Alirn.
Sham Lincoln 'Publican an' by faith 1b
dat ob a hard-sholl Baptist Yor
ftoodn't ask mo 'bout my monoy, cuz I
Ain't gwlno tor toll yer how much I'so
got or whar I koepa It. Dar, now."
1 1 i f ri ifY u k ilV
j jm j uw
Suffragettes Outwit
LOUIS nrownlow, a newspaper man
who was in London In tho last
electlous, delivered a locturo before
tho National Prosa club In Washing
ton rocontly. Ho doscrlbod somo of
tho activities of tho militant suffra
gists In tho English metropolis.
On ono occnslon n hall was guarded
for 12 hours to mako sure that no
womon should hide themBolves In tho
building. Tho speaker was assured
thai ho was porfoctly safe from In
terruption, Ho began his speech.
Down from tho rafters this floated:
"How about votos for women?"
Somo of tho suffragists had spent
hours In tho gnrrot, watting for a
chance to nsk this portlnent and pos
slbly importlnont question. Another
hall was guardod for 24 hours. Tho
speakor was about to begin when
thoro was a crashing of axes against
tho floor. Out tumbled three or four
suffragettes, who had hidden In tho
Solons Victims of
DI8PLACISD confldonco Is a torrlblo
thing. Congressmen Ruckor nnd
Hamlin of Missouri, havo an Idea that
thoy aro truo sons of Walton. Fish aro
rising to tho bait In tho Potomac now,
and ono day tho two statesmen do
cldod to try tholr luck. With elabo
rate linos and tackle thoy wont up
rlvor, Thoy llshod and fished, but got
nothing. Along came a boy,
, "You ain't llshln' right," ho an
nounced. Tho congressmen nrguod that tholr
method of fishing had always boon
ilghly uccoisful In tho stroams of
which betrayed very crude manners
and u primeval temperamont by biting
him on the hand. Scnl pups can bite.
Timbers know this, bo ho lost no
tlmo In treating his lacerated digit
and resting at homo for a brief period.
Ho soliloquized frequently. "How
sharper than a serpont's tooth Is 4
thankless wurd," but whatover sour
cynicism ho hud stored up agnlnst tho
nqunrlum evaporated yesterday In tho
sunny light of that enthusiastic homo
coming reception.
Tho "King of tho Pen," otherwise
tho big eel, took tho lend In tho wel
coming festivities. His darting body
gnvo strenuous evidonco of his de
light, nnd ho bobbed up nnd down
nenr tho edgo of tho pen, beseeching
candy, or perhaps a kiss. Timbers
strokod him on the head, as if ho wore
a dog, nnd "King" was so Intensely
dollghtcd with tho token of friendship
that he lashed tho water Into fonm
and scared away all his milder neigh
bors. Ho oven seemed to bo Jealous
of any sldo glances nnd smiles be
stowed on any of his rivals.
"I call him 'King of tho Pon' bo
cuuso ho would nover permit any oth
er eel to live with him," said tho
keeper. "Nobody can toll mo that
fishes haven't some sort of Instinct
and Intelligence. Wo got along splen
didly together. Ho was caught down
In tho Potomac four yours ago.'
Tlmbors says ho will havo tho seal
which bit him thoroughly trained and
tamed before noxt July, Ho harbors
no grudge against tho pup becauso o(
tho blto. Tho latter simply registered
his protest against captivity In a nat
ural fashion,
of Census Takers
In viow of tho fact that many of
tho women of tho country assailed the
ruling of E. Dana Durnnd, dlroctor of
tho consus, that housewives should be
classified ob having no occupation, that
official issuod a statement in which ho
discussed tho question at somo length.
"It was not intended by tho instruc
tions," said Mr. Durnnd, "to imply that
housewives havo not a high occupa
tion and ono which actually contrib
utes greatly to tho wealth of tho coun
try. Tho point Is, howovcr, that the
consus ldoa of an occupation Is neces
sarily ono which brings in monoy di
roctly which is a moans of support
to tho family. Our statistics of fam
ilies will show plainly how many wlvos
there aro, and wo shall certainly, In
discussing our statistics of occupa
tions, refer to those wives as In roost
cases occupied, although not gainfully
occupied.
"It 1b particularly Important to got
nccurato roturns of theso womon who
do work for wngoa or othorwisa direct
ly earn monoy, and in ordor to got
such rotuniB accurately It Is necessary
to diroct that womon who do not oarn
monoy, but who aro housewives In the
family, should bo reported as having
no occupation."
Vigilant Guards
collar.
"How about votes for women r
thoy wanted to know.
Pn anothor occasion tho greatest
precautions woro tnkon. The speakoi
had got under a full head of stenm;
tho managers of tho mootlnc concrnt
ulntod themselves on having outwit
ted tho suffragettes at last. Un roee
a "man."
"How about votos for women?"
asked a Bllvery, fcmlnlno voice.
Ilrownlow had bought a pair oi
gloves In Washington. Ho confesses
to being nn nrdent froo trader. He
wont into a store in London and ex
hibited tho gloves. Ho found ho could
duplicate thorn at about a quartor of
tho cost In this country. Outside ha
found a group of workmon discussing
politics as they nro eternally discus
sing It.
Rrownlow explained hla oxperlenco
with the glovo Bollors.
"You soo," ho concluded, "1 can
buy tho sanio kIovcb over hero fm
about a quarter what thoy cost In
America."
"Ayo." snld ono of tho men n in.
borer out of employment "but you've
got tno brass to buy them with."
"1 had no furthor argument," Bald
Rrownlow.
Misplaced Trust
tholr homo Btnto. Rut the boy Insisted
that thoy didn't know tho first thing
about tempting tho fish of tho Poto
mac. As It wus about tlmo for th
houBo to moot, the congressmen en
torcd Into a deal with tho boy whoro
uy tnoy woro to leavo tholr tnckl
with him, Ho would catch n lot ol
llah during tho afternoon nnd thnv
would roturn lator and get them. The
boy agreed
Thoy rotumod, having told a num
ber of tho members of tho houso that
thoy might expect fresh fish for din
nor. Rut tho boy had dlsnppcarod
with tholr nifty tncklo and lines
and with whatovor fish ho bad
caught. Tho congressmen, crcstfallon
sneaked back homo, but tholr friends
demanded nn accounting,
"Wo didn't go," thoy said, unblush
Ingly. "Wo had a wo had some
business to nttotid to."
PIE THAT TAFT DUTES ON
Mrs. Delia Torrey, the President's
Aunt Qlves Recipe for Pastry
That "Will" Llkeo.
MUlbury, Mass. From Washington
to MUlbury is moro than 300 miles
a long distance for tho president of
the United States to travel for a plcco
of pie. Dut William Howard Taft
docs mako that trip for tho famous
pastry of "Aunt Dolla" Torroy.
Mrs. Torroy, aunt of the president
and eighty-four years old, finds her
greatest delight In making the fa
mous plo that "Wllllo" loved, "Will"
complimented, tho "Judge" cherished
nnd the president Journeys hundreds
of miles for. And sho has glvon the
recipe for the famous Taft apple plo
as follows:
Ono pound of sour apples; lemon
peel, flnoly chopped; nutmeg; half a
teaspoonful of salt. Swceton to suit
tasto.
Aunt Delia mlxos the crust, aftor
getting tho Ingredients handy, by
placing tho lard and flour together.
Mix well, wetting the flour with water
as necessary. These thoroughly mixed
spado tho butter In with n knife. The
wholo must thou bo well rolled, and,
If a flaky crust is desired, should be
well pounded with tho rolling pin.
Still living In tho old homo -whoro
the president when a boy lived and
'swum" the Rlackstono river, Mrs.
Torroy is ono of tho chief executive's
fondest hosts. Tho feeling Is mutual,
the president enjoying his trips to
MUlbury as much as Mrs. Torrey does
in having him there.
Mrs. Torrey always has been fa
mous for tho pastries in her pantry.
And sho rogrets that tho old-fashioned
cooking Is becoming a lost art
"The women of today," said Aunt
Dolla, "are so carried away with tho
theater, and going to town to 'shop,'
and all tho rest of tho fol-de-rol of
modern life, that thoy aro no longer
interested In how to cook.
"Yes, 'Willie' always liked my pie.
You know what boys arel Don't you
know how tho funny men aro always
oklng about 'tho kind that mother
used to make?' A growing boy loves
bost what ho gets at homo. Somo
times I think he likes best what ho
gets at home when It Isn't known be
Is getting It."
NEW MINISTER FROM CUBA
8enor Francisco Carrera Justlz to
Represent the Island at Wash
ington. Washington. Sonor Francisco Car
rera Justlz, nowly appointed Cuban
mlnlstor to tho Unltod Statos, has
just presented his credentials to Pres
ident Taft. It Is not expected that
any chnngo of policy will mark the
coming of Senor Justlz. He will re
tain tho legation quarters at 2108 Six-
Senor Francisco Carrera Justlz.
teonth street nnd expects soon to be
joined by his family. Senor Justlz
was formerly Cuban minister to Spain.
General Veloz, the retiring Cuban
minister to tho Unltod States, will
leave this city soon for Ruunos Aires,
where he will represent tho Cuban
government In a diplomatic capacity.
Richly Furnished Bedroom.
A rich London lndy, a year or two
ago, spent ovor $50,000 In furnishing
hor bed-chamber. Tho carpot
grand, hand-tied purplo Axmlnster
cost 7,600. The chairs and othor fur
niture are of solid, carvod Ivory, with
ebony and gold Inlay. The toilet fit
tings nro of oriental alabaster and cost
somo hundreds of pounds. In the con
tor of the room Is a cochin china tablo
Inlaid with mother-ot-poarl and worth
$750. Tho bedstead Is of brass, In
laid with lino pearls, and at tho head
Is un artificial landscape of crystal
Ivory, amber, pearls and other stones
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SIN APPEARS IN
NEW FORM
Ry REV. P. P. WOMER
Piutor of Park Control atlonal Church
Si. Paul, Minn.
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It Is doubtless truo that the sinful
heart of man Is over the same, but
sin Itself changes Its aspect ob con
ditions change. It seems to mo an
Indlaputablo proposition that such a
change Is one of the special character
istics of our tlmo. It Is still truo that
there Is much of tho old-fashioned
wrongdoing In tho world, llko hntred
and brutality, but It Is not theso old
fashioned forms of evil that the world
today has to fear. Thoy are gradually
dying out. Tho blackening sin of to
day grows out of tho tnterdopendenco
of life. Under tho present mannor of
living wo must rely upon others to
look after our drains, Invest our sa
vings, nurso our Bick nnd tench our
children. Instead of depending upon
our own Judgment, wo must, to n very
considerable extent, depend upon tho
public inspection of food, or gas or
tenements or Insurance companies.
And this condition has laid new snares
for the weak nnd opened now doors
for tho wicked. Theso opportunities
havo been eugerly seized upon by a
multitude of pcoplo becauso tho now
forniB of ovll havo not yet como Into
Clio snmo disrepute that attaches Itself
to tho old.
The blackening Bin of today pre
sents Itself under a now guise. Thoro
Is such a thing as murdering with nn
adulterant Instead of n bludgeon, or
burglarizing with n rake-off Instead of
a Jimmy, or chenting with n prospec
tus instead of a deck of cards, or
scuttling one's community Instend of
n ship. And sinners of this kind gen
erally think themselves respectable
peoplo and they pass in tho commu
nity as such, There Is a kind of de
cency that was absent from the old
fashioned forms of wrongdoing. Tho
slnylngs of the patent medlclno quack,
or the adultorer of food, or tho pur
veyor of polluted milk aro usually not
nearly so vulgar and' offensive in ap
pearance as the slnylngs of the high
wayman, although there may be as
much depravity In the ono as In tho
other. And thero Is a respectability
about this present-day sin that Is cal
culated to lead men astray. The old-
tlmo villain wore a slouched hat and
breathed forth curses and nn odor of
gin. Tho present-day villain often
dresses In Immaculate linen, carries a
silk hat and n lighted cigar and is sc
rono becauso ho is miles or months
from the ruin that he causes.
A good deal of this modern evil
reachcB farther and is far moro dread
ful In Its consequences than the oldor
forces of wrong. Tho school board
grafter, for example, who blackmails
an applicant for a teacher's position,
s not only Injuring tho teacher but
ho Is striking a blow at the free pub
lic school. The striking engineer who
spitefully deserts his train Is not only
njurlng tho public but Is striking a
blow at the time-honored right of man
to work when he pleases. Tho politi
cal boss whoso chief Interest Is to lino
his own pocket is not only injuring
tho community but he Is striking a
blow at free government.
It Is these conditions today that con
stitute tho greatest challenge to the
church. We are told on all sides to
preach the slmplo gospel. And what
is ordinarily meant by this Is that tho
church should keep on fulminating
against tho old familiar vices and tell
ing peoplo how to got tholr own little
bouIs saved, whllo the new evils aro
left unchallenged. What Is really
needed Is nn application of tho prin
ciples of Jesus to the wickedness and
wrong which exist today.
Walk With Christ.
Tho trivial 'round makes up tho
lnrger part of every life. If Jesus
Christ is not to help us In tho mo
notonous stretches, what is his help
worth? Unless tho trivial Is his field,
his Held Is restricted. Indeed. Tho
only way of preventing tho common
from becoming commonplace, and tho
small from becoming trivial, and tho
familiar from becoming contemptible,
Is to link nil to Jesus Christ, nnd to do
all for him nnd In company with him.
Then tho rough places will bo mado
plain, tho mountains of difficulty bo
brought low, and tho vnlloys of tho
commonplace bo exalted. "Ho mnketh
my feet llko hinds' feet," Bang I Inhale
kuk, the very embodiment of buoyant
grnceful, swift movement. If wo will
walk with ChrlBt, toward Christ, wo
may havo such caso .of light motion,
Instead of a weary plodding along tho
dull rond of uneventful life, Rev.
Aloxnndcr Maclaron.
The Fulneis of God.
The river of God Is full; but thero
la not ono drop nt It that takes Its
rlso in earthly springs. God will havo
no strength used In his own battles
but tho strength which ho himself lm
pnrts, and I would not havo you that
are now distressed In tho least dls
couruged by It. Your emptiness Is
but tho preparation for your being
tilled, nnd your casting down Is but
the tnuklng rtndy for your lifting up.
Spurgcon.
Tho man who can't find out how to
udd a cubit to his stuturo In tho won
derful tlmo lu which wo llvo, might as
well run his llttlo hoad through tho
hole of a grlndstono nnd jump Into tho
sou.
Obcdlenco to God Is tho surest evi
dence of faith tu him.
Tho bost preparation for tomorrow
Ib to do your boat today.
MORE THAN TWO
THOUSAND PEOPLE
SEE COOPER DAILY
During L. T. Coopcr'B recent stay in
Boston, it is estimated that slxty-flvo
thousand pcoplo talked with him and
purchased his medlclno. This Is an
averngo of over two thousand a dny.
Ills success is so phenomenal as to
cause unlvorsal commont both by tho
public and tho press. Thero must bo a
reason for this. Hero 1b tho reason
given in his own words by Mr. Cooper
when interviewed on tho subject. Ho
said:
"Tho Immenso numbers of people
who aro calling on mo hero In Boston
Is not unusual. I havo had tho snmo
oxperlcnpe for tho paBt two years
wherever I havo gono. Tho reason Is
a slmplo one. It Is becauso my medl
clno puts tho stomach In good condi
tion. This does not sound unusual,
but it is in fact tho koy to health.
Tho stomach is tho very' foundation of
life. I attribute 90 per cent, of all
Blcknoss directly to the stomach.
"Neither animals nor men can re
main well with a poor digestive ap
paratus. Few can bo sick with a diges
tion in perfect condition. As a matter
of fast, most men and women today
aro half-sick. It Is because too much
food and too llttlo oxcrclso havo grad
ually forced tho stomach Into a half
lick condition. My medlclno gots the
stomach back where It was, and that
Is all that is necessary."
Among Boston peoplo who are
staunch bollovers In Mr. Cooper's
theory, Is Mr. Frank D. Brown, of 57
Bloomlngdalo street, Chelsea, Mass
He says:
"For five years I havo sought relief
for Indigestion, stomach troublo and
flyspepsla, spending nearly all my
wages with doctors and obtaining no
results. I had dull pains across my
back, radiating to tho ahouldors. I
had splitting headaches, which nothing
loemcd to cure. Thero was a gnaw
ing and rumbling in my stomach and
bowels. I was troubled with vertigo
and dizziness, nnd at times almost
ivercomo by drowsiness.
"J, folt tired nnd worn out all tho
tlmo, my sleop was not refreshing, and
t would get up in tho morning feeling
is weary as when I went to bed. My
appetite was variable ravenoUB at
times, thon again nauseated at the
light off food. Somotimcs my face
was pale, at other times flushed. 1
was constipated and bilious, and had
catarrhal affection in nose and throat,
which caused me to hawk and spit a
treat deal, especially In tho morning.
I heard so much of tho Coopor reme
dies that I decided to try them. After
taking one bottle, a tapoworm 60 feet
long passed from my system. I folt
hotter almost Immediately. All my
troubles disappeared as if by magic.
and my Improvement was rapid. I now
feel entirely well, and can honestly
recommend Mr. Cooper's medicine to
anyono who suffers as I did."
Cooper's New Discovery is sold by
all druggists. If your druggist can
not supply you, wo will forward you
tho name of a druggist in your cit7
who will. Don't accept "somethtng
Just as good." The Coopor Medietas
Co., Dayton. Ohio.
Was Taking No Chances.
Once upon a tlmo a fond mother
disapproved of hor daughter marrying.
This was the more awkward because
the young lady had picked the young
man out Also ho had wealth. And
tho mother, who was widowed, had
not the wherewithal to furnish her
daughter with tho varloty of frocks
and things which hor youthful heart
nraved. "I might not objoct to tho
man so much," Bald tho mothor one
evening, "If you would only lot me
tee him. But here is a man whom I
have novor sot eyes on, nnd yet ono
whom you insist on taking for a hus
band. I don't understand such se
crecy!" Tho daughtor roplled: "If
( ever Introduced him you'd Insist on
marrying him yourself."
An Improvement.
"Yes," said the mun with the shaggj
eyebrows, "wo have a phonograph.
We've got sovoral Italian grand opera
records, and last week I discovered a
way to mako their roproduotlon abso
lutely perfect"
"Indeed?" asks tho man with the
purple nose. '"What is itT"
"I rub a llttlo garlic on tho record
boforo it is played."
A Witty Bishop.
"The lato Bishop Foss," sold n Phil
adelphia physician, "once visited mo
for some trifling ailment
" 'Do you, sir,' I said to him, In the
tourso of my examination, 'talk in
your Bloop?'
'"No, sir,' he anBwerod. 'I talk in
other pooplo'a. Aron't you aware that
I am a dlvlno?'"
The Appetite
Calls for more
Post
Toasties
Let a saucer of this
delightful food served
with cream tell why.
"The Memory Lingers"
Pkjs. 10c, and 15c
Postum Cereal Co,, Ltd,,
Battle Creek, Mich.
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