Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Leads all other medicines in
the cure of all spring ailments,
humors, loss of appetite, that
tired feeling, paleness and
nervousness. Take it.
Oct It today. In usual liquid form or
tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses U
WHERE ROBE WOULD COUNT
Under Friendly Cover Preacher Might
Safely Proceed to Spilt His
1 Infinitives.
"I tried to get a clinnco to apeak to
you at church Sunday," said Mrs. Old
cantlo, "but tho crush wbb bo great
that I couldn't puHh through to wlioro
you woro." "Yes, wasn't It nwful7" ro
pllod her hostess, ns oho flecked a bit
of dust from tho Gobelin tapestry. "All
the common folks In town seem to
want to crowd Into our church lately.
It's too bad thoy ain't satisfied to stay
whero they belong. How did you like
tho sermon?" "Well, as n sermon It
was fairly good, but I do wish Doctor
Goodman would quit spitting his In
finitives. I try not to let It make mo
nervous, but I can't keep from being
shocked every tlmo ho docs It." "I
never let them kind of things bother
me, but that's whero tho Eplscopals
bavo tho advantage of us. If our
preacher would wear n long robe ho
could split them nnd wo would never
notice It" Kansas City Star.
Our Hebrew Fellow Citizens.
It Is said that tho total number of
Jews in tho United States is now not
less than 1,600,000, and may reach a
total of 2,000,000. Thero arc about
1.000,000 Jews in Now York city, 180
O00 in Chicago, and 100,000 in Philadel
phia. Sovcral other American cities
contain from 30,000 to 80,000 Jews.
Throughout the south In tho largest
towns tho Jews aro coming to cxcrclso
no mean influence as factors in tho
business world, and tho positions of
Influence occupied by many of the peo
ple gives the raco a power far be
yond what might bo indicated by its
numbers. It is said that thore are
about 3,000 Jewish lawyers and IJOO
Jewish physicians in New York city.
Jews own some of tho greatest dally
papers in tho country, such as tho
Philadelphia Public Ledger, trie New
York Times, World and Press, tha
St. Loula Post-Dispatch, and the Chat
tauooga Times.
The Doctor's Data.
A Howard girl who was uncertain as
to her exact age, as hor father and
mother wero not agreed on the year
of her birth, decided to go to tho phy
sician who "attended tho case." Ho
aald: "Why, certainly, my dear girl,
I'll go and examine my old books."
When he came back to report, ha
said: "I find your father charged
with a girl baby born on the 'steenth
day of April, 189 , and I also observe
ho still owes me for you." Howard
(Kan.) Courier.
Explaining the Soul.
Tho following dialogue took placa
between two very small boys on their
way homo from Sunday school:
Willie Whore Is my soul?
Bobby It isn't any place; it's just
air.
Willie How can it go to heaven
when It's just air?
Bobby Why, your body goes, too.
Willie Bones and all?
Bobby Yes, everything but your
clothes.
The Outlook.
"You were very cold last evening,"
phoned the young man to tho girl ho
had called on. Then ho added, anx
(ously: "What Is tho outlook for to
night?"
"Fair and warmer tonight," cams
the answer promptly, Judge.
An Effectual Cure.
"She wants to be a sister to me."
"You can easily get her out of that
notion."
"How?"
"Treat her as you would a sister."
A girl blushes the first time a young
man kisses her because It embar
rasses her to think that ho might not
have done it.
Comfort and
New Strength
Await the person who discovers
that n long train of coffee ails can
be thrown off by using
POSTUM
in place of Coffee
The comfort and strength coma
from a rebuilding of new nerve
cells by the food elements in the
roasted wheat used in making
Postum.
And the relief from coffee ails
come from the absence of caffcim
the natural drug in coffee.
Ten days trial will show any
one
''There's a Reason" for
POSTUM
T
II HE study of homo problems
I -i n . f ln nilllln of tin IRS
cultural vulue than tho
tudy ot nrt or literature, and ot much
moro Immediate value."
Kitchen Gardening.
If one realized tho health nnd
pleasure, not to say profit in dollars
nnd cents ono may get out of a few
yards of garden moro people would bo
busy this spring getting in their gar
den seeds.
The variety and abundance of good
things that may bb raised on n few
square foot of ground Is truly surpri
sing. Every Inch of Boll may bo used,
as tho fertilizers now on tho mnrket
can bo obtained suitable for any kind
of soil.
In n small garden one ennnot ralso
corn or potatoes enough to supply the
tablo Cor any longth of tlmo, but thero
arc so many small vegetables and
greens that aro only good when fresh
ly picked which may be easily grown
and fresh seed sown all summer.
Tho ground should not bo worked
while It Is very wot; it is best to wait
for it to dry out. When tho soil is
ready for tho seeds sow them and
press tho earth firmly down upon
them. If this is not done tho warm
days of sunshine will quickly dry out
tho soil, shrivel tho seeds and all of
tho vitality is lost Thesamo precau
tion should bo tnken when transplant
ing. After tho plants nro firmly set
and earth firmly pressed around them,
water freely.
Begin to weed beforo tho weeds ap
pear; that is, turn over and cultivate
tho soil around tho young plnnts; this
destroys tho first tender seeds and
tho weeding process is much light
ened. Tho coarser vegetables, except
a few beets, should bo excluded from
a amall garden becauso of lack of
space.
Early peas, lettuce, a small bed of
parsley, spinach, swiss chard, onions
and a dozen tomato plants, with two
or three cucumber vines will keep one
in fresh vegetables all summer. A
few beans take up but small space and
seed poas may be planted several
times In the same place, giving a suc
cession of this favorite vegetable. To
mato, cauliflower, celery and cabbage
plants may be bought ready for sot
ting out, which saves tho bother of
raising them from seed.
A few herbs, for seasoning, like
sage, thyme and marjoram, will stock
tho household for a' year.
m
III I HE child who crows up with
-ssv I no mcmorv of n kitchen
In which It was privileged
to "play cook," has lost part of tho Joy
of life."
Little Economies.
Darn hose at toe and heel before
they aro worn. This may be done on
the wrong side, using the long darn
ing stitch and the stockings will last
very much longer.
Use a spatula for scraping out
dishes, saving the cost of the knife in
materials in a few weeks.
Try using wooden spoons of small
size for stirring; they aro much easier
on the hands.
Prune Dessert.
Make a cake of ono cupful of sugar,
half a cupful of butter, two eggs, ono
half cupful of milk and two cupfuls of
flour sifted with two tenspoonfuls of
baking powder. Flavor with grated
lemon rind and bake In a largo sheet.
Cover with a layer of cooked prunes
well sweetened and flavored with a
teaspoonful of lemon juice. Serve
with whipped cream.
Sugar Pie.
One cupful of brown sugar, ono cup
ful of granulated sugar, one-half cup
ful of flour IV2 cupfuls of cold water,
ono teaspoonful of vanilla. Pour Into
the crust which has been previously
prepared. Cut Into small pieces ono
tablespoonful of butter and scatter
them evenly over tho top. Bake In a
moderate oven for 20 minutes.
Spiced Prunes.
Use the Juico from spiced peaches
or pears. Soak prunes until tho stones
may bo removed, then drop them into
tho hot Juice; simmer until tho prunes
aro tender. Remove the prunes and
boil tho juice until thick, then pour
over the prunes. Servo with moat.
Date Pie.
Bake a singlo crust, fill it with
stewed dates that have been chopped,
sweetened and mixed with one cupful
of sweetened flavored whipped cream.
Cover tho top with spoonfuls of
whipped cream and chopped nuU
mixed.
Eggnog.
Boat ono egg, add a tablespoonful
of vinegar, ono cupful of milk and a
grating of nutmeg. Heat the milk hot
and pour It over tho beaten egg. This
la a wholesome strengthening drink
and taken hot is good for sick or well.
Veal Oysters.
Cut a veal round steak into small
pieces the slzo of an oystor. Rub
over each piece a mlxturo of salt, pop
per and a llttlo powdered maco. Dip
In egg, then in cracker crumbs, and
fry.
FMHEN
CABINET
I
1 1 ET us be kind:
mm I Tho sunset tints will soon
bo In the west.
Too lato the llowcrs are laid then on
the quiet breast.
Let us be kind.
And when tho anRol guides have sought
and found us.
Their hand shall link
tho broken
ties
of earth that bound US.
And heaven nnd homo shall brighten all
around us
Let us bo kind."
Left Overs.
Uso cold cooked macaroni mixed
with minced boiled ham; wet vith a
thick whlto sauco, make Into cro
quottcs and fry ns usual. Servo with
tomato or whlto sauco seasoned with
cheese.
For a cauliflower salad, break Into
bits tho cooked cauliflower and ar
range on a dish, In tho center put a
cup of cold cooked peas, oprlnklo with
salt and paprika and chill woll. Servo
with French dressing or mayonnalso.
A nlco llttlo breakfast dish Is pro
pared with a half-Inch of hash, moist
ened well with gravy; put into in
dividual dishes and when very hot,
draw out of tho oven nnd drop In a
raw egg in each, return to tho oven
until they nro set.
A plneapplo pudding may bo pre
pared as follows: Butter a baking
dish and lino It with stale cake; add
ono cupful of pineapple and a cupful
of tbo juice; cover with n plate and
bako for an hour, uncover and put on
a meringue made of ono egg whlto,
nni'. two tablespoonfuls of sugar.
Brown In tho oven, and servo with
plneapplo sauco or cream.
Halibut with Milk.
Tako a thick slice of halibut, cover
with sweet milk and bako until tho
fish Is tender. Remove tho milk, sea
son and 'thicken for a whlto Bauco to
serve with the fish.
Salt mackerel Is very nlco served
this way after being freshened. Rich,
thick cream may be used instead of
milk, added just long enough to bo
come hot.
Cheese Pie.
Line a deep pie plato with a good
pastry and fill with a mixture of two
cupfuls of cottage cheeso rubbed soft
with rich cream, half a cup of sugar,
tho juice and rind of a lemon, half a
tablespoonful ot molted butter and
three eggs beaten light. Bako in a
slow oven.
PBORNE and surrounded, as
we are. by this all-cre
atlve Nature, soft and
fluid as a cloud or tho air, why should
we be such hard pedants, and magnify
a few forms?" Emerson.
White Loaf Cake.
Whites of eight eggs, 2V cupfuls ot
cake flour, three-quarters cupful but
ter, one-half cupful water, 1V4 cupfuls
of granulated sugar, two heaping tea-
spoonfuls of baking powder. Creum
butter and sugnr, pour water on top
of butter and sugar, pour slightly
whipped whites on top of water (don't
stir water in butter and sugar), then
add flour and baking powder sifted
three times. Add extract. Beat hard
until fine as velvet. When cake is
done It will feel firm under finger tip
touch.
Spanish Dish.
Put a layer of thinly sliced potatoes
in a buttered baklnc dish, add a layer
of thinly sliced meat of nny kind, then
a layer of sliced onion, (ono onion is
sufficient; ono cup of tomato, bake
in a moderate oven 45 minutes; just
ton minutes beforo serving, add half
a cupful of cooked peat.; these will
garnish the dish. Servo In the dish In
which they are baked.
Nut Bread.
Three cupfuls of sifted flour, four
teaspoonfuls of baking powdor, one
half cupful of sugar, 1 cupfuls of
milks, two eggs, woll beaten, ono cup
ful of nuts chopped, one teaspoonful
salt; put in two small bread pans, let
stand 20 minutes, and bake In slow
oven 45 minutes.
Rice Pudding.
To three quarts of fresh milk add
one-half cup of raw rice washed clean,
two cups of granulated sugar, and two
tablespoonfuls vanilla. Bako slowly
three hours, stirring first hour often,
then let crust form. Will bo like thick
cream when cold. Will serve eight
people.
, Rice Hash.
Take equal parts of roast beef,
chopped finely, nnd well-seasoned and
boiled rice. Mix thoroughly, put In
buttered baking dish, cover with to
mrto sauce, well flavored with onion
and bay leaf. Cover all with buttered
bread crumbs and bake about half an
hour.
He Didn't Understand.
"So you don't want no cranberries?"
asked tho grocer.
"No; I've changed my mind. I see
your cat Is asleep in those cran
berries." "That's all right, mum. I don't mind
waking her up,"
THE WAY WE JUDGE PEOPLE.
"Gruet Is a very unobservant man."
"You moan that ho doesn't sco tho
tamo things that you do."
AWFUL BURANNG ITCH CURED
IN AJDAY
"In tho inlddlo ot tho night of March
30th I woko up with a burning Itch in
my two bauds and I folt as If I could
pull them apart. In tho morning tho
Itching had gono to my chest and dur
ing that day it spread all over my
body. I was red and raw from tho top
of my head to tho soles of my feet nnd
I was In continual ngony from tho
Itching. I could nolthcr Ho down nor
sit up. I happened to see about Cutl
cum Remedies and I thought I would
givo thorn a trial. I took a good bath
with tho Cuticura Soap and used tho
Cutlcura Ointment. I put It on from
my head down to my feot and then
went to bed. On tho first ot April I
felt liko a now man. Tho itching was
almost gono. I continued with tho
Cutlcura Soap and Cultcura Ointment
and during that day tho Itching com
pletely loft me. Frank Orldloy, 325
East 43rd Street, Now York City, Apr.
27, 1909." Cuticura Remedies aro sold
throughout tho world; Pottor Drug &
Cbem. Corp., Solo Props, Boston, Mass.
Didn't Drink the Stuff.
Two Kentucky colonels wero show
ing an Englishman what a wonderful
country tho Bouth is. When tho
Briton had traveled from Baltlmoro
to Now Orleans nnd from tho Atlantic
to the Mississippi, he Bald: "Yes, the
south is a fine country, but you havo
no industries hero."
"No industries," retorted Colonel
Smith, with; indignation. "Why, suh,
Robinson, In Kentucky, has a dairy
where he produces a million pounds of
butter and a million pounds of cheese
a month."
"Impossible!" said the Englishman.
Colonel Smith turned to his follow
for corroboration.
"I don't know how much butter and
cheese Colonel Robinson produces a
month," said tho second Kcntucklan,
"but I do know that ho has 12 saw
mills and he runs them all with 'but
termilk." Circle Magazine.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by toe! applications, as they cannot men the dls
eased portion ot the ear. There Is only one way to
cure dratncM. and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed condition ot the
rnurous lining ot the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling- sound or Im
perfect hcarlnc, and when It Is entirely dosed. Deaf
ness Is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi
tion, hearlnc will be destroyed forever: nine cases
out ot ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothln
but an Inflamed condition ot the mucous surfaces.
We will (Ire One Hundred Dollars for any case ot
Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circular, free,
F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, a
Bold by Drunrtsts. 71c.
Take Hall's Family rills for constipation.
At or About This Time.
"Why do they call them ocean
liners?" Bho asked.
"They're getting new terms every
day," he said, without looking up from
the sporting page. "I never heard it
before, but an ocean liner Is probably
a hot one Unit isn't inflelded well and
rolls Into a puddle or something,"
She made no answer, but when he
had gone to business she phoned the
doctor about him.
His Face Was Turning Yellow
Someone told him that sullowness was
sauced by an Inactive liver. Ho bettan
taking NATURE'S 11KMKDV. his natural
color returned, tils brnln cleared. Ills liver
wua again uctlve. Nit tablets never fall
to correct the liver, they remove tho bile,
aid digestion and tone the system. Hotter
thnn l'llls for IJver Ills. Take ono tonight
and you'll feel better In the morning, Get
a 25c Box. All Druggists. The A. H. Lewla
Medicine Co., St. Iouls, Mo.
Wo are not in this world to do whnt
wo wish but to be willing to do that
which It is our duty to do. Charles
Gounod.
lied, Weak, Wenry. Wntery ISyea.
Relieved By Murine Eye Ileinedy, Try
Murine For Your Kyo Troubles. You Will
I.Ike Murine. It Soothes. 6O0 at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murlnn Eye Tiempdy Co., Chicago.
Thore'B nothing in it for the under
taker when a man is burled in ob
livion. TjeU'lH Sillirln Tlimlni- att-nil, Km
, ------ r ., ,.v....H
many smokers prefer them to 10c cigars.
Let each man think he is the one
man for tho time.
When a woman
silent i co ret tuHering tho
trusts you. Millions havo be
stowed this mark of confi
dence on Dr. R. V. Pierce,
of Buffalo, N. Y. Every
where there are women who
bear witness to the wonder
working, curing-power of Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
which saves the tufferint sex
I J
from pain, and
grapples with woman's weak
Hltr-v:ate m B til
Da Plerx' Ptaataat Pellets Induce
His Finish.
"Ho struck a fast gait when ho first
went Into politics."
"And now?"
"Now ho Is on tho fence."
Even a truthful mnn Is occasionally
guilty ot oxaggoratlon.
All Tired Out.
Do you feel dull, occasionally out of
sorts? Headaches nnd Dizziness? The
fault Is either with your stomach or your
liver. Tho safe, sure and ensy way to get
rid of either troublo Is to tako NATUItE'S
HEMEDY. Tako nn Nit Tablet to night
It will swoeton tho stomach and regulate
the liver, kidneys nnd bowels. Easy-sure
to act. Get a 25a Box. Tho A. II. Lewis
Mttdlctno Co., BU Louis, Mo.
A Sad Case.
"Do you prefer your eggs poached
or scrambled?"
"I can't remombor."
, M visnnv 1IAVIS VAINKIM.r.n
It "an ounce ot preenUon" as well at a
''pound of cure." Vor bowel tronblet, skin
wounds, colds, and other Ills. JSo and too aliea.
Poetical Truth.
Man, thou pendulum betwixt a smile
and tear. Byron.
Lewis' Single Hinder, extra quality to
bacco, costs more tnan other 5c cigars.
The signature on a chock Is a sign
of prosperity,
ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT
AVefictablc Preparation for As
similating ihcFoodnndncgula
ling the S tomachs ami Bowels of
Promotes Digestion,Chccrful
ncssandRcst.Conlalns neither
Opium. Morphine nor Mineral
Not Mahc otic
pipt roMDrSAWumursx
in Of'
betrmiml -
A ncrfect Remedy forConslipa
lion , Sour Stornach.Diarrhoca,
Worms.Convulsions.Fevcrish
ncss and LOSS OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signalureof"
Tin: centaur Company;,
NEW YORK.
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Guaranteed under the Foodwjt
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
I
You Can Have a Model Kitchen
as cool and white as a dairy. No smell, no smoke,
no heat, no dust. No old-fashioned contrivances. Tho
2Vew Peiyctioit
Oil Cook-Stou
fa the latest practical, scientific cook-stove. It will cook the most
elaborate dinner without heating the kitchen.
Boils, bakes, or roasts better than any range. Ready In a second.
Extinguished in a second. Fitted with Cabinet Top, with collapsible)
E9p
Cautionary Nott: Be sure
you set tms stove see
that the name-plate
reads' New Perfection."
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
m
Honored by Women
speaks of her
successfully
JL
nesses and stubborn ills.
IT MAKES WEAK WOHEN STRONG
IT HAKES 5ICK WOMEN WELL.
No woman's appeal was ever misdirected or her con
fidence misplaced when she wrote for advice, to
the World's Dispensary Mbdical Association, Dr.
U. V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y.
mild aatarml bowel mortmeai cat a dnr
Tho Man Lower Down.
"Tbo beet trust doesn't worry m
any."
"What then Is your worry?"
"Tho marketman who won't trust
Boston Horald.
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OPIUM
or Morphine Habit Treats.
Fret trial. Caiti whtra olW
remedies hsTe tilled, specially
deiirrd. (lire nsnlcuttrt.
Dr. R O. OOtmXU. Salt IH,IHW,lM St., RivVes
W. N. U OMAHA, NO. 19-1010.
OASTORIA
For Infanta and CMIdran,
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tho
Signature
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
GASTORIA
Tmi OKprTAua aouMurr, sine Yaaa nr.
rests, towel rack, and every up-to-dato
feature imaginable. You want it, be
cause it will cook any dinner and not
beat tho, room. No heat, no smell,
no smoke, no coal to bring in, no asheo
to carry out. It does away with tho
drudgery of cooking, and makes it a
pleasure. Women with the light touch
tor pastry especially appreciate it, be
causo they can immediately have a
quick fire, simply by turning a handle.
No half-hour preparation. It not only
ia less trouble than coal, but it costs
less. Absolutely no smell, no smoko J
and it doesn't heat the kitchen.
The nickel finish, with tbo turquoise
blue of the enameled chimneys, makes
the stove ornamental and attractive.
Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners ; the
and 3-burner stoves can be bad with
or without Cabinet.
Every dealer everywhere; If not at yours,
write for Descriptive Circular to tha nearest
agency of the
Constipation
'Tor orer nine years I suffered with chronta
constipation and during this time I had to take
an Injection of warm water once every as hours
before I could have an action on my bowels.
Happily I tried Cascareta, and today I am a well
man. During the nine years before I used
Csscarets I suffered untold misery with Internal
piles. Thanks to you, I am free from all that
this mornlnc You can use this in behalf ot
suffering humanity. B. P. Fisher, Roanoke, 111.
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do Ciood. Never Slcken.Weaken or Gripe.
10c, 25c, 50c. Nevar sold In bulk. The ten
ulne tablet stamped CCC Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 830
locomotor Ataxia
Conquered at Last
NeroTahlet does It. Write tor Proof. Advtos Free.
Dr. OUAHK. iH North loth Bw, lhlladtlptua. 1?
uua i wood
PATENTS
Wittaon'R.Ooliftman.'Wash.
Inirton.U.C. UoolratrM. UUn-
eat ratarauoeN
JMat results.
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