AFTER DOCTORS FAILED LydlaEPinkham'sVegett Me Compound Cured iier Knoxvlllc, Iowa. "I suffered with pains low down In my right sldo for a year or more and was so weak and nor. tous that I could not do my work. I wrototoMrfl.PlnE. ham and took Lydla E. rinkham'B vege table Oomndund and Liver Pills, and am giaa to 8.17 tnac your medicines and kiud letters of di rections havo dono more for mo than anything elso and I had tho best phyal. clans hero. I can I do mr work and rest well at night. I bollcvo thcro Is noth ing llko tho Pinkham remedies."-. Mrs. OjOAlU Fkanks, K.P.D., No. 8, Knoxvillo, Iown. Tho success of Lydla E. Hnkham's Vcgetablo Compound, mado from roots And. herbs, Is unparalleled. It may bo used with porfoct confidence by womon who suffer from displacements, inflam mation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, ir regularities, periodic pains, baokacho, bcarlng-dotvrt feeling, flatulency, Indi gestion, dizziness, or norrous prostra tion. For tblrlyycara Lydla E. PInkham'a vogotablo Compound has been tho utandard romody for fomalo ills, and suffering womon owo it to thorasolvba to at loaRt giro this mcdlclno a trial Proof is abundant that it has cured thousands of othors, and why should it not euro you? If yon tvnnt special artvJco write Mrfl.Plnlcliani,Xynn,ninNfl.,forlt Xt Is f roo and always helpful. Stops Lameness Much of tho chronic lameness In horses is due to neglect. Seo that your horse is not al. ' lowed to go lame. Keep Sloan's Liniment on hand and apply at the first sign of stiffness. It's wonderfully penetrating goes right to the spot relieves tho soreness limbers up the joints and makes the muscles clastic and pliant. Here's the Proof. Mr. O. T. Robertt of Rcsaca, Ga., R.l'.D. No. 1, Uox 43, writes I " I Ura tued your Liniment on a hone for swee. nejr and effected a thorough curs., I al io removed a ipavln on a mule. This spavin ws as large as a guinea tge. In Iny estimation the best remedy for lama bess and soreness is Sloan's Liniment Mr. H. M. CHbba. of Lawrence, Kans R.P.D. No. 3, writes: "Your LinL went Is the best that I have ever used. I had a mare with an abscess on her neck and one joe, bottle of Sloan's Liniment entirely cured her. I keep It around all the time for Ralls and small swelling and for everything about the stocV." Sloan's Liniment will kill a spavin, curb or splint, re duce wind puds and swollen joints, and is a sure and speedy remedy for fistula, sweency, founder and thrush, PrlcoCOo. and $1,00 Kloan'a liook en hone, rntttr, aherp nml poultry atnl !, Adurrae Sr. Sari S. Sloan, Soston, Mats., U.S. A. Don't Persecute your Bowels Gtf oetet&anSauK! smetrnt, TWarW 4rui-utueuJ7, Try . t. CARTER'S IJT1 UVER PILLS rV!r toetuU., A Miir St. nlmiaiti Ma, and . eeo&a tbaocaU A Care Cm- tUk HaahrW aai UtViiHia, u adCose know. Semall Pill. Staall Dot. Small PrUa GENUINE mutt bear signature t Turlock Irrigation District of California The LAND of SUNSHINE. and OPFOR- -j.umj.iHH. uenitnrui climate. A.-1 land; ABUNDANT WATEIt at low rate: Peaches, Apricots, Vign, Olives. Sweet Potatoes. Alfalfa and Dairying pay bet ter than 1100.00 per aero yearly. Writ tor illustrated DOOKiet. SEPT. B. TURLOCK BOARD OF TRADE. Turlock. CiL A Eucalyptus Grove, Best Life Insurance vrar irinuitvriUK uurii llAur protects rur elwtuar'a Heirs. KuulyptusMroTtia, on oonMirvativi Rwklet outlining our propyUtlon, will Intetest jou. OAI.1MKX l'LANTATION COMPANY KiLrlty lildr- Ixx Jabgelci, California! ssssssssVsFi .sssW MLLS. I !CV. Mur a iWo-aprecruTnon KatrTortna. HANK ?:'KU8a'ICK"M' aecureaynn. Income from irl orpUk Alfalfa f lj1;PTIlVriKNUM ON TIM. IKR INVI'STMHNl' from tlm Mart. Internalliu hoc. Ill Foetal PREPARED AT HOME HOW PLANKED STEAK SHOULD BE FIXED UP. Sirloin Cut, About Two Inches Thick, Rubbed with Lemon and Butter and Tacked to the Heated Board, Is Necessary. It Is no longer necessary to go to somo famous restaurant or popular grillroom to enjoy thnt almost mys terious, yet artistic dish that Is tho delight of ovory professional chef a planked steak. With tho purchase of a plank sold for the purposo and the BervIccH of a good all-round cook, plank steak nan bo nerved nt home. The steak ought to bo n sirloin a portcrhottso In not fat enough and cut about two Inchon thick. Hub It oveT with lemon Juice and butter, tack It to tho heated board and place In a very hot oven. After leaving ten or twelve minutes, draw the tacks, turn nnd tack It again In place, returning to tho ovon for another ten minutes' cooking. This can bo garnished with rice or potato cakes, latticed potatoes, little string beans or pens. Lamb or mutton chops can bo cooked In tlio same wny as the steak, an, added tmvorlness being given by hasting them tiulto often while cooking with n well seasoned tomato sutico. Tacking monttr to tho board Is not really necessary when tho cooking takes plnce In 1111 ovon. but It Is pleasantly reminiscent of tho dnys when tho board warf propped beforo tho open (Ire and tho food had to bo tacked to keep It from slipping off. Now for our bonno boucho poached eggs. Prepare tho necessary amount of woll-sonsoncd, crenmy mashed po tatoes, With a pastry bag and tubo cover the board with wreaths of po tato puroo. Ilrush with melted but ter, mnko slight depressions nnd Into each break an egg. Dust with pepper nnd salt and place In tho oven until tho eggs nro cooked and tho potatoes lightly browned. NOVEL QAnNI8HlNQS. Whon making fritters cook sections of orango In water nnd sugar until It begins to thicken llko a sirup. Dip each pleco of orango Into a dollcate natter ana try in boiling lard to a golden brown. Dust with powdered BUgar nnd sorvo in a ring around Or- nngo innrinnlndo. Roll slices of calf's liver In n thin slice' of bacon, hold togothor with n silver skewer, flour nnd cook n doll cato brown, Servo on chop dish with gnrrjUhlngH of cross. Puss a thick creamy gravy In Bllvor nnuco boat. Instcnd of cold dovllod cues trv thoso: Sluff In usunl way, put two halves toutither. tlln In run? nnH lirnml crumbs and fry nt tho laHt mlnuto in boiling tat. Sorvo on round silver platter whh a center of green peas and n border of thick tomato puroo. A refreshing drink nt aftomnnn card portion la mado from equal parts ot ginger hIo and grnpo Julco. Sorvo in straight, thin glnsses with a maraschino cherry floating on top. A Caserole of Left-Overs. Cut bits of cooked boof. vnal nr lamb Into neat dice. Mlnco lino a small white onion. Pnrboll a green popper and mince n soctlon of it. tinvo read a cunful of stowed toma. toes or a whole raw tomato. Hoat somo stocV or gravy and thicken slightly. Mix all theso ineroillonts and season to tnsto. Put Into n mv. ored cassoMlo and nimmor for nn hour In n slow ovon. Then nirr nnniv rolled crncors over tho Btirfaco and RUCK bits Of butter In tho crnr-lrnr dust. Shut up ngnln In tho oven and brown, uncovered. This will bo a nlco family luncheon served with sweet plcklos. To Remove Stains. Ink, fnllt or vogotablo stains on flngprs aro Inexcusable, as they can bo easily ronioved, The quickest erndlcntor is n nlcco of pumlco Btono kopt on tho wash stand. Wot bofora using and rub steadily, but not vigorously, or tho Bkln may suffor. A stain romovor that has nrovod successful with fruit and vegofable discoloration Is made by adding four drops or carbolic acid to a lmlf pint bottle of glycerin and rosownter. Chocolate Cream Filling. Molt a squaro and a ouartor nr chocolate In the ovon or over tlm ton kottlo; mix togothor ono cup of sugnr ana tiirco-quurterg 0f a cup of flour anui a pinch or salt: add two oren slightly beaten with two cups of nunc uuu cook in a double bollor until creamy and thick: add tlm mniiiui chocolate and n tenspoonful of vanilla nnd whon cool spread between layers Charlotte Rusee Without Gelatine. Whip ono pint of rich crenm to a stiff froth, flavoring with either wlno or vanilla to tnsto. neat woll tho whites of two eggs, add a cup of now derod sugar. Mix Into tho cream and sot on lco until It stUTons. Whon ready to Borvo lino a bowl with sponge cake or macaroons soaked In sherry nnd nu in wuu mo wuippea crenm. Horseradish Butter Pmind n teaHiioonful nf horseradish In a mortar with nn ounco nf butter nnd n tiny nlnch of mil nnn. per. Hub It through a sieve and It Is rondy for ubo. U will keep for somo time It you put In a cold plnce. Hot- ilea borsurnaisn muy tie uscu if it is very carefully uraineu. IN HOSPITAL FOR NINE MONTHS. Awful Tale of Sufferlno From Kidney Trouble. Alfred J. O'Brien, Second St., Ster ling, Colo., says: "I was In tho Balti more Marino Hos pital for nine months. I , had a dull pain In the small of my back that completely woro mo out. The urlno was In a ter rible stato, and somo days I would pass half a gallon of blood. I left the hospital because they wanted to operato on mo. I went to St. Joseph's Hospital at cjmnna nna put in mree months thcro without nny gain. I was pretty well discouraged when I was advised to use Doan's Kidney Pills. I did so and by the time I had taken ono box, tho pain In tho back left mo. I kept right on and a perfect cure was the result." Itcmcmbcr the name Doan's. For snlo by nil dealers. CO cents a box. Foator-Mllburn Co., Buffalo., N. Y WHAT DID HE MEAN,? Landlady I hnd to pay 25 cents a pound for this utealc. Star Boarder That's tough. BABY'S SKIN TORTURE 'Whon our baby was seven weeks old ho broko out with what wo thought was hoat, but which gradually grow worso. Wo called In a doctor. Ho said It was eczema and from thnt Umo wo doctored six months with thrco ot tho best doctors In Atchison but ho only got worso. His faco, head and hands woro a solid soro. Thoro was no ond to tho Buffering for him. Wo .had to tio his llttlo hands to Koop him from scratching. Ho novor know what It wob to sleep woll from tho Umo ho took tho disease until ho was cured. Ho kopt us nwako all hours of tho night nnd hla health wasn't what you would call good. Wo tried everything but tho right thing. "Finally I got a sot of tho Cutlcura Romodles and I am pleased to Bay wo did not uso all of them until ho was cured. Wo havo waited a year and a half to boo If it would return but It novor has and to-day his skin Is clear nnd fair as It possibly could bo. I hopo Cutlcura may savo somo ono olso's llttlo ones suffering and also 'their pocket-books. John Loason, 1403 Atchison St.. Atchison, Kan., Oct 19, 1300." Murphy. Tho prisoner nt tho bar was ot swarthy complexion and wub charged with peddling without a license "What is your namo?" asked tho mag istrate. "Ho says his namo Is Murphy," ro- pentod tho poltcoman on the. bridge "An Irishman peddling bananas, eh? What part of Iroland do you como from?" "Ho says ho was born In Italy," again ropoatod tho brldgo policeman. "Umphl Tho MurnhyB nro numer ous, but I didn't think thoy had spread to Italy," snld tho Judgo as ho mado tho flno (1 and asked tho man to spoil his name. ' Tho prisoner wroto on a pleco of papor "Qlusoppo Muerfeo." Now York Sun. Money anil exnense are not essential to artistlo homes and attractive rooms. One dollar and fifty cents' worth of material win completely irottstorm a crime, inar tistic room into a graceful, dainty apart ment. Iteally it Is good taito and skill that makes tho homo homelike. That dainty touch la worth twice as much as money. Wall paper is expensive it costs money to buy it, to hang it and agnin to re move It. With the use of tho alnbastincd wall there is only tho alight cost of the material any one can brush it on and it ia not nrcesnary to wash it pil the wall when a fresh coat is rcnuircd. It la very easy to mix, very simple to apply, but the rcsulta aro simply beauti ful. A wliolo house can bo done at just a little more than tho cost of a tingle room when ordinary materials are uaed. And this la true, that now that we havo o much better materials for use in the decoration of our homos, that wall paper, rammnn t-nlinmlne nnd Tiaint are now at much out of dato aa tho old Umo white wash, tallow candles and rough hewn flnnra. Mrrn inniiev la no lonccr an es sential In good housefurnishing in artistlo nome maning. Thn new materials and labor-savinR ma chlnea are most welcome to ua all and very thoughtful woman", every woman who cares for her home, ia quick to utilize them. Alas. A little nvo-ycar-old who had been watching her mother dress for an evening entortnlnment surprised her mother with tho following question: "Mother, didn't you say you woro al most 40 years old?" "Yes," replied tho mother. "Well." answered tho llttlo girl, "you don't look It to-night, but you will to morrow morning." Judgo. Ot courso, women nro a trlflo vain, but did you over see a mnn pass up an opportunity to look In u mirror? When life's all love, 'tis life', might 1b6, 'tis nnuuht. Sidney Lanier MEMOIRS OF JANE ADDAMS Pretty Cloak Started the Career of the Weil-Known Chicago Social Worker. Chicago. Glimpses ot tho childhood of Miss Jane Addams at Ccdarvlllo, 111., her birthplace, full of Interesting child ish fancies and experiences, aro con tained In tho first Installment ot her Autobiographical Notes on Twenty Years at Hull House," published In tho April numbor of tho American Mngnzlne, In hor girlhood llfo Is traced the be ginning ot tho evolution of hor Ideas on social questions which led to tho founding of Hull House nnd Its growth to a position as tho greatest social set tlement in the world. Included In her reminiscences Is a reforenco to nn rittempt by an "In formal association of manufacturers" to persuade her with a gift of $C0,000 to Hull Houso to cease her efforts to Miss Jane Addams. Rccure the passage of a sweatshop bill In Illinois, nnd her reply thnt she would first see tho destruction of Hull Houso and If necessary "would cheer fully sing a To Doum on Its ruins." It is as the daughters ot John H. Addams, who was a war-time member of tho Illinois legislature,, thnt she In troduces herself to the rondor. An Insight Into sociology camo early. as Miss AddauiH relates as fallows: "I can romombcr an admonition on ono occasion, whon, as n llttlo girl of eight years, arrayed In a new cloak, gorgeous beyond nnythtng I had ever worn before, I stood beforo my fathor for his approval. I was much cha grined by his remark that it was a very pretty cloak, In fact, so much prettier than nny cloak tho other girls In tho Sunday school had, that ho would odvhio mo to wear my old cloak, which would keep mo, qulto as warm, with tho added advantngo ot not ma king tho other llttlo girls fool badly. I compiled with tho request, but I fear without innor consont, and I cortalnly was qulto without the joy of Bolf-sac rlflco as I walked soberly through the vlllago street by tho sldo of my coun selor." RELIC OF SPANISH CONQUEST Small Wooden Statue of the Virgin Mary Once Saved Life of Cortex. Moxlco City. In tho chnpol of a monastery nt Pueblo, Mexico, is ono of the most precious relics of tho Span ish conquest ot America. It is a small woodon statuotto of tho Virgin Mnry with tho Infant Jesus in her arms. Battered and wormcaten as it is, It Is dressed in silks and gold and jewels nnd plnced upon the high nltar for tho veneration of tho faithful. For it was given to Hernando Cortez by Emperor Charles V., and tho famous conquistador carded It throughout his career. Tho relic at ono tlmo saved the llfo ot Cortez during battlo. But for it Statuette of the Virgin Mary. Mexico's history would havo been dlfforont. Ono hand has been replaced by a hand of silver. This hand was shot away by a bullot that would other wise havo killed Cortoz. Ho gave tho statue to Acxotocatlec, captain of the ropublto ot Tlaxcala, who was his ally. Ever since his days It has re mained In tho monastery, but there 1b now a movement to tako It to tho National museum, whoro tho rnvages ot time nnd worms can bo checked. No effort has been mado in tho past to presoivo tho relic from attacks of the Insect pests or Mexico, and It Is badly marked with tiny boroholeB, and may crumble away unless quickly at tended to. tel. Including Ham Actors. "Going to como and see me act to Ight?" "No, I have Joined the meat strike." "What has that to do with It?" "I have cut out hams." No Fundii "Wasn't that a runaway marriage?" "Yes, and a stay-at-home honey moon." Easy to Win Back Your Health It ia not a very hard task to got back to tho "highway of health" provided you act promptly at tho first alga of weakness or ill-health and assist Na ture In every way possible. Then this calls for the friendly aid of Hostctter'a Stomach Bitters immediately. Delay or experimenting with unknown remedies only aggravates matters, prolongs your sicknes? and makes It just so much harder to win back your health. Thousands of people, who know from actual experience, keep a bottlo of the Bitters handy at all times and a f ow doses at the right tlmo always wards off a sick spell. Try this plan today. It is excellent in cases of Poor Appetite, Heartburn, Belching, Sick Hcadacho, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costivoness, Biliousness, Spring Ailments, Impuro Blood, Malaria, Fever and Ague. Insist on having Hostutter's. Nebraska Directory JOHN DEERE PLOWS ARE THE BEST ASK TOUK IXMMI. D1UI.EK Oil JOHN DEERE PLOW CO., OMAHA, NEB. Rflll KD MRU o" '" cut but nnv DUILCri HllEn Bltu Hue by hniiil wltfi the MKUUElt Cutter In ellit Becomla. Ilallroada uno tliem. Write for sample. Hertarliy Motor Co.. Council Itlufla. In. JHEPAXTONtti Rooms from ll.OU up Rlugle. 75 cents up double. CAVE. PRICES R.EASONA11UE TYPEWRITERS MAKES H to UMlr'm uric. 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Let us send you our Illustrate! catalogue. TUB NATIONAL DAIRY MACHINE COMPA win qbbo, iillnoln COLT DISTEMPER lYerreultr. Tho elck are mired, and all othen la matter ho"eip"lU kept from havlug tho die. nuraa.o? tn feod. AeU an tho blood and oipela ere nna of m. ordtatAmner. rtaal rainailr avar known for marealn foaL V ,Ouak4tUOBarutMtocaroonocaM. (OoanllabottlaiSSaail In IS10do(cfdru4x'taaiidbarniMdeera,orMntaipreaawld bf f I rnarrafaetarera. Cut ahowa how to poultice throat. Our froe aranteedtoeuroonocaML (OoanllabottlaiSSaaci ii lkmkteiariveaoTOTTininir. irftrmi igtnw iranwii. ianmi aaiiuiw raiuedr la eitetonoo twelve Tonra, lOHM MKDI0ALOOa"l'iaa4aWarlelet'te QOAhcne Ind., U.S. A