lift StHlWEfKLY IR1BUHE IKA I BAMS, PublUhtr. TKRMfl, IN ADVANCE M9ltTH PLATTE NEBRASKA PROPHETS WITHOUT HONOR. In thin ago of skepticism, when na itvcn of tho stato of Missouri soom to bo nurprlslngly numerous nnil tho prill clplo of "Booing In believing" haE boon cnrrlml to extremes., tho profcsslojial ' prophets xwlio Ibhuo nlninhACs of prog nostication hnvo enjoyed a pccttllnr Immunity. Hvcry year tho croduloun nnd miporstltlmm hasten to buy their publications nnd to mnrvol nt tho wldo rango of predletlonH which thoy comprise Whllo tho circulation of those nlmnnncs Ib tnoro oxtonslvo In Grent Britain than In this country, It Ib not grntlfylng to our nntlonnl prldo to lenrn that 100,000 coploB nro pro pared annually for Amorlcnn consump tion. Hut evon nt thin Into dny norno of tho dupes nro "geltlng wIbo" nnd beginning to check up tho prophotB, comparing promlflo with porfonnanco, ayii Pittsburg Gazctto-Tlmcs. Had ing Old Mooro nnd other of tho prog noatlcatorH whd mako tholr headquar ters In London linvo been mibjcct to this proceRB, nnd tho roan It nhould not bo without Its olTcct on tho circu lation of their noxt year's almanacs. Tho only (lino tho professional proph ets inndo it hit Is after tho event. Tho numbor of Inspired persons who pro dieted tho Snu Francisco oarthquako Ib beyond computation, but ono nnd all neglected to wnrn tho threatened elty until It was too Into, If pcoplo arc go ing to bo oo mean as to chock up old predictions and seo whether thoy cntno "to, pas's, It' won't bo long until tho prophet is with out honor not only In his own country, but ovorywhoro elso. Ths peril which attends travel through BOtno of tho Alpine pasBcs Is Indicated by n tragedy which Involved III dunth of six men who wcro on tbulr way to Italy from Switzerland. Thoy woro smugglers, nnd tholr wirno lay through tho Forcola Pass. Qne of tho party gave n shout of faro vrbtl to thoao whom ho had loft, nnd this brought down n vast body ot snow poised nbovo, Tho six mon wero burled by the nvnlancho, forming n mass 05 feet deep, and thero Is no hope of recovering tho remains until tho snow molts In tho spring. Thu poet knew the possibilities when he uttered tho wnrnlng "llaware tho aw. ful nvnlnncho." A snowslldo thnt can bo dislodged by n human volco Is a terror to nvold If possible. Tho weight In pounds of n. gnat Is .O00Q0QG, Its wing area In squnro feet f Is .000H, which gives tho monster .0204 pounds to tho squaro foot. Tbo aclcn tlst who haB enlightened tho waiting world with thla Interesting fact does not stato tho crenturo'a "pounds per home power" Next time you get ana In tho eye you may flguro It for your self. It would bo Interesting to hnvo sclctitlflo data as to tho mosquito's suction pump: nnd wo think It Is gun crtuly known that by fnr tho moat powerful nnd terrlblo of all the- wild hensts of the fluid. In proportion to I la size, Is, the saltatory flea. Thu British lords will havo to come down from their high perch, tho New- York (lolleomcn havo boon forbidden to c!ul cltlzona nt plcnsuro, nnd now a Janitor In that samo city has beon Bent to prison for piny fully tapping nu Inquisitive tenant on tho hend with n moukoy.wrrnch. It begins to look ns though an nlr of freedom for tho down-trodden nnd oppressed actually wero beginning. A.chiiUffeur In Now York who killed a .child by his speeding automobllo nnd then raced from tho spot Is to bo tried for murder In tho first degree The, endangering of life by tho speed matda Is so dellborntely taken a risk thnt tho low under which murder In such cases Is charged seems eminent ly just. Thero has been far too much leniency with this species of public danger. Wisconsin has a university profes sor and a medical scientist who Is not afraid to champion tho claims of hu man nature and heart Interests against abstract science Ho snld re cently In n lecture thnt hlBsIng Is risky, but It's n poor sort of follow who won't take chances nt It. A Now York mnu 85 years of ago hnu .refused to enter a home for old pcoplo bocuuse hlu uiothor-ln-law, aged 116, Is an Inmate of tho Institution. Wo declare without fear ot successful contradiction that this Is carrying prejudlco against tho mother-in-law too far. A rich man In Boston was arrested for slapping a young girl in tho face, Tho Intellectual center of tho nation nocds some mixture ot chivalry with Its culturo. The Washington florist who claims ho can grow black roscB should help the widows materially in throwing away such decorations as ordinary weeds. , No matter how Hoosevelt went out tie Is ootutng back. Uke a whole circus Dresses for Girls T HE first Is In finely chocked tweed, nnd Is trimmed from shoulders to hem In front by n shaped strap of plain mntorlal, n yoko Is formed by It nt tho bnok. Two plaits nro mndo on olthor nldo of strap In front nnd ono nt tho back; thoy aro not otltched down, but aro slightly drawn In nt tho waist by n band of plnln mntorlal, pointed at tho onds, and caught down by buttons. Tho cuffB nnd collar nre of plain cloth otltched at tho edgo, n llltlo silk bow ndds a finish at tho front. Mnterlnls required: Threo nnd ono- hnir yards of twcod 48 Inches wldo, ono ynrd plain cloth, two buttons. Cnshmoro veiling would mako up woll for tho accond. It Ib a slmplo llttlo droBs with n plnltcd skirt and FIXING OVER THE PARASOL Fix up last season's parasol In ad- vonco, nnd Haten now to n noto of the season bol'oro you vonturo on this tlmoly renovation. Fringe to match or to harmonlzo Is tho fresh touch to bo added In Imita tion of tho nowoat.1 It Is tho qualntost-looklng twisted silk frlngo, ranging In width from ono to throo and n hnlf Inches nnd having a fussy llttlo gimp bordor, which thero is no effort to concenl. After tho parasol has been elenned with n soft brush or spongo dipped In gneollno (do It In tho opon nlr) nnd al lowed to dry, still wldo opon, tho frlngo Is baBtcd upon tho edge nnd sowed by hand, with silk to match. All of tho work Is dono upon the open parasol. Somo slight embroidery, llko a row of polka dots, may ho dono whoro frlngo Joins tho parasol. Thoy aro put on In tho flat .Iapancso stitch, and If of a contrasting color thoro should not bo chosen a noto that Is loo strikingly different Tho conspicuous, parasol Is not nec essarily tho most beautiful. Holts nppoar ovorywhoro and on ovorything that htm n wnlstllno. A Blnglo polneottla or a hugo rose, moro often than not nrtlllclul, Is pinned on milady's muff. It gives a pleasing touch of color. Gold nnd silver, colored nnd Jowcled slippers aro high in fashion's favor, yet many of tho most careful drcssors cling to tho blacks. Tho gulmpo of plain sheer tullo or not Is moro frequently used than that of tuoKB. Tho yoko Is extremely shal low, nnd flesh tint Is tho usual color. Tan footwear is promised tho great est vogue that It has over had, and It will, of courso, come tu somo startling now shades, all thu way from cham pagno to ochro. The HuBslan coat is tryiug lo tho nvorago nguro ana tno wipo woman will havo her general utility coat so voro and conventional with tho mate rials and some llttlo dotnlls to stamp It this Benson's suit. Tho oxqulsltu embroidery bands. motifs and nllovors on gowns now to bo secured mako U possible to attain lovely and elaborate rosults without tho UBo of much tedious handwork, although oven horo you find It necos- sary to apply tho trimmings and mnko tho tiny tucks by hand If tho frock Is to bo truly chic nnd dainty. Cleaning Handbags, Tho hnndbag or satchel of undrossod kid, when soiled by usago, need not nocessnrlly bo turned over to tho pro fessional cleaner. Tho secret ot restor ation Ih a piece of sandpaper rubbod over tho surface A vory fine grndo' of sandpaper is required, When this Is used with enro tho effect Is magical and no Injury to tho matorlnl accrues, Many kinds of loathorn without pol ished surfacos for example, suede, undressed and oozo calfskincan bo cleaned thus. , The Bavarian Girdle, Ono ot tho bulls of tho season Is tho folded girdle ot panno velvet which Is boned to nn excessively long, sharp point In front. Tho dreasmn leers havo given it tho nnmo ot tho Davarlan glrdlo or tho glrdlo of Veu- Ice. It will be worn on dressy nftcrnoon and ovonftig frock?, ntid will not hi separate, but part oi the v;wi 1. bndlco arranged to match; both back and front nro allko; whllo tho pret tily shaped yoko Is of tho material, embroidered with a slmplq conven tional design. Tho slcovo Is n small bishop,' set to an embroidered cuff. Materials required: Four yardB, 48 Inches wldo. For tho third, nlmost nny dress mn torlal, Including velveteen may by lined. Tho bodlco tins n tuck each side; tho tuckod vest fastens on tho shoulder, tho material In front. Tho skirt has only slight fullness nt waist, It has a.tuck each sldo front and back to appear as n continuation of those on bodlco. Materials roqulrcd: Threo and one half yards, 41 Inches wldo, one-half yard tuckod silk, HAT STAND EASY TO MAKE Contrivance That Will Add Much to Comfort of Life In the Summer Cottage, For tho summer cottago thoro aro many now contrivances to mnko liv ing more comfortable Among them is n long rod on a stand nnd with a soft cushion on tho top, Intended ns a resting placo for a big straw hat. These now hat stands aro not nt all tho kind ono sties at tho milliners. Fnr from it Thoy aro ronlly quite op nato in tholr way, bound with soft crctonno or printed sateen, whlchovor best goes with tho hangings of the room, whllo tho cushions at tho top aro covered and edgod with laco ru files. Somotlmcs tho wholo stand is cov- ored with brocaded satin, trimmod with gold laco and hung with those French ribbon flowers. Or again. whlto linen Is usod and tho cushion top is embroidered. Llko everything else, they may bo ns costly aB one could wish and they add greatly to tho femininity ot tho dross closet. BLOUSE FOR EVENING. Ulouso ot whlto laco with corslet ot gold gulpuro forming points. Tho gut puro borders tho low neck nnd forms tho cuffs. Tho brotollos nnd sloovei aro ot moussollno do solo. Dyes In Drown It is hlclilv nrobabln thnt soft dvnt - - . In brown will bo modish this spring. A row tana nnu russets snown are adornblo. They nro so soft, so attrao uvo, ana moro aro a nunarea uineroni nuances. All tan or all fawn colored gowns woro modish many years ago, and lovely thoy woro. It has been ages Blnco wo had a visitation of tans and deep creams, and tho public 1j ready for tholr recoptlon. Tho goldon browns worn this winter have been among tho few pretty colors. Preserving Youth. To preserve n youthful appearanct lot thu dlot bo nourishing and diges tlblo, with plenty of hot milk nnd milk cocoa. A groasy akin requlroa strict attention to dlot, from which cream, much butter, all pastry and rich foods must bo excluded, Those subject to (lushing of the faco should not drink hot iiqul.ls, only warm ones Palo pooplw should eat underdone meat, lUhily cooked egg oysters nnd plain !!'' p - Muks, and drink hot UK n Island? JLjyYC 75 rtttrim R ECENT news dispatches from i Honolulu rororted that the rev cnuo cutter Thetis, which had been ordered to visit Lnysnn and tho other bird Islands be longing to tho Hawaiian group in or der to InvcHtlgnte rumors that Japan eso wcro slaughtering the birds breed ing on thece Islands, had returned with 23 Japanese prisoners nnd 250, 000 pairs of wings valued at $100,000 which had been taken from birds killed by tho Jnpancso and solzed by the cutter ofllcors ns evidence Thcso bld Islands aro among tho most rcmat-kablo in the world. The Hnwallan Islands proper number 12. Eight of these, Hawaii, Maul, Oahu, Kauai, Molokal, Laual, Kahoolawo and N'llhau, are lnhnbited, whllo Moloklni, Lehua, Knula and Nlhoa aro uninhab ited, In addition are a numbor of small islands nnd reefs, many of the latter nwaiih at high water, running nearly a thousand miles to tho north westward, uomo of which aro famous as breeding places for birds and are temporarily occuplod by workmen of tho guano companies which have their headquarters In Honolulu. Amerlcanu have beon gathering guano from Laysan and a few of tho othor islands for somo yenrs. Even before annexation Jnpancso plume hunterB had been visiting tho islands, whero thoy slaughtered thousands of tho birds, shipping tho wings and feathers by way of Asiatic portB to Europo. This practice was forbidden by tho Unltod States nt tho tlmb Ha wall was nnnoxed, but for Eevcral years afterward a tugboat was tho only gov ernment veascl stationed at the Islands and tho poachers woro unrno lested nnd became very venturosome. Many of tho larger Japanese sam pans engaged In fishing for tho Hon olulu ranrket aro fitted with power en ginee, and the- fact that somo of thorn mado mysterious trips, lasting a week or two at a time, aroused tho govern ment's suspicions. These woro further strengthened by reports that Japan eso steamers woro visiting tho bird islands and surreptitiously taking away tho pluudcr gathered by tho small boats. Iu order to cqntrol tho situation tho government a ehort time ago mado a bird reserve of Laysan and the othor bird islands of tho group. Of thla group Lnysan, which is about eight hundred miles from Honolulu, has boon called tho most roinnrkablo bird Island in tho world. It Is n small Island, being three miles In length and halt n mile in breadth, Is formed llko a shallow platter, and at Its highest point Ib not moro than thirty feet above tho Ben. In tho center Is a la goon not connected with tho sea. At tho time of tho writer's first visit to this island, in May, 1902, tho nest lng season was In full swing and thoro wero hundreds ot thousands of birds upon tho Island. Among these could bo seen tho albatross, a number of species ot tern, the noddy, puffln, petrel, tropic bird, man-o'-wnr, teal, rail, plover, curlow and a number of strictly land blrda. aro tho great number of birds, their surprising tnmcness and tho deafening nolso they mako. Whenever wo wished to converso It was necessary to shout Few of tho birds seemed frightened, and with a llttlo care we woro ablo to approach most of tho sneclcs as closely as wo wished. In fact when tho camera tripod bad beon niHufited several ot tho albatrosses , UUJUDkUU . . . I Camo up to It and examined It atten- tlvoly. ) The various Bpeclcs are found more or less In colonies, mo numocr oi breeding birds Is so prodigious that (avorablo space is at a premium, and sovoral species Uvo ono nbovo tho other, somo burrowing below the Bur- face, others breeding on the surface, while still others have tholr nests at vnrylug heights on tho shrubs. As ono momber ot tho party put It "It looks llko a big apartment house' Spaco being bo limited, tho birds which havo chosen Laysan tor their breeding homo would not bo able tu And satisfactory places If thoy all ar rived at tho samo tlmo. They are therefore obliged to tako turns. Somo sneclcs ot sea birds leavo the placo as soon as tholr young are strong enough to fly, and whllo they are do parting the newcomora already begin to arrive. Thus thoro is a constant coming nnd going and breeding species aro found at nlmost overy season of tno year, a iact which is remaruaoie j - edgjs: oven In tho tropics, where tho breed ing season Is generally less regular than In our latitudes. In this way a definlto succession, which probably dates back ihousandB of years, takeB placo year after year In tho arrival and departure of cortaln species. It was almost Impossible when walk ing through tho rookeries to avoid stopping upon tho eggs, they wero so numerous. The eggs of tho sooty tern, Sterna fullglnosa, were to bo found all over the sand. The birds nro very loath at tlmos to leavo tholr nests and scold soundly beforo finally slipping off. When at last driven they limp away, dragging tholr wings, Just as Is dono by some blrdB In this country when trying to luro a human being awny from tholr young. Somotlmcs ns many aB a doz en at a time would bo struggling on ahead of us nnd trying to draw us away from their nests. Whenever wo drew near tho eggs of tho whlto tern, or lovo bird, as It is sometimes called, the parents came nnd hovered In front of our facos nnd peered intently at ub as If trying to divine our Intentions. Just out of roach they would flutter, turning their hoads from sldo to side, occasionally uttering a droll and wheezy llttlo cry. Thoy did not offer to peck us, but wero content to stare and wheeze. They lay their eggs In all sorts of odd places; we found ono on tho baro limb of a bush, a precarious and in secure spot A remarkable thing about the old mother bird is that sho brings two fishes nt a tlmo to the young and invariably carries them crosswise In her bill. An earlier ob server reports seeing an old bird with four fishes In her beak at onco. Tho dazzling whlto plumage of the albatross makes It tho most striking of all tho birds which frequent Lay son. They aro absolutely fearless and do not seem to mind tho presenco of m"n, nnd you can walk among them without disturbing their vnrlous occu patlons and amusements in tho least Thoy havo an Innate objection to Idleness, and consequently seldom stand nround doing nothing, but In stead spend much tlmo in a curious performance, which by somo ha3 been called courting. As tno antics nro carried on during tho birds' residence of about ten months on tho iBlnnd thoy aro probably a form of amusement. Another odd ncstirg bird Is tho mnlo man-o'-wnr, Fregnta nqulla. Dur ing tho courting period his gulnr pouch is enlarged nnd beforo the brooding enres have begun lio inflates it to a large size, and at tho samo tlmo it becomes a bright red color, the bird looking ns If it hnd n child's toy bal loon fastened to Its throat. It was a common occurrence to see tho male bird setting on tho nest with tho sac blown out, obscuring tho wholo front of tho creature, only tho bill nnd eyes nppearlng over tho top, His antics are as extraordinary ns his looks, and when engrossed in tho task ot making himself attractive his self absorption nnd apparent vanity are very amusing. MdtlV rtT flirt ri-AOhlV nl,l nrrnn - to bo delicious as food, nnd some of thorn, cspoclnlly thoso of tho albatross, woro superior to tho eggs of tho domestic fowl. If theso islands wore nearer to market their produce would soon knock tho egg trust sky uign. Sexton's Odd Epitaph. Dock Ilentloy, who died this morn ing, years ago cnused to be con structed a tomb with this peculiar in scripuon: I am hero. How do you do? ! : I am dead and so are you. i: Dentley had this tomb made whon ho was sexton nt tho city cemetery, nnd took excellent enre of his grave, it being ono of tho neatest in tho cera etery. It was his particular nrldo, but now that ho Is dead It probable tho stone will bo changed and a less distinctive epltnph carved. Walla Walla correspondent Seattlo Post- Intelligencer. A Born Optimist. "Poor old Ullffklns has been wres tling with trouble again." . . . , , 1 . . rtim iruumu luruw mm, t pre sume?- "Yes, as usual; but he got right up ana saia no naa a new strangle hold which ho felt sure would hpin him tn 4 win noxt time. An Iowa Farmer's Letter. Josoph Wilding, a prominent farm er, who lives on It. F. D. 6, Council Bluffs, Iowa, writes tho following let ter In rognrd to the treatment ho r5 colved irom tho United Doctors at lGth and Harney strcots, Omaha: 'I had suffered for seven years with very, novoro kidney nnd madder troublo and run down nervous sys tem. I got so bad thnt I lost all hopo of over bolng nny bettor. I was. treated by nil tho best doctors I could hear of, but was gradually getting worso. At last I heard ot tho great cures being mado by tho United Doc tors' now system of treatment nnd went to thorn. Now, after threo months of tholr troatmcnt, I am moro than delighted with It. I had no Idea that so great a chnngo could bo brought about In so short a tlmo. I would bo glad to nnsver nny sick person who cares to mile about tho United Doctors and their wonderful treatment" Just Like Spaghetti. Marjorlo, aged six, was speculatively examining tho noodles in her soup. "Mother," sho asked, "what aro noodles mado of?" Dorothy, aged eight, bursting with knowlcdgo, laughed scornfully, "t know," sho volunteered. "They nr not made nt nil, you Eilly gooBo; they grow' Just llko spaghetti!" Harper'a Magazine Pettlt's Eye Salve Flr4t 3old In 180T 100 yearn ago, Bides inc. cut! yearly, wonder ful remedy: cured millions wrnlc cvm All druguista or Howard Broa., Buffalo, N. Y. An ompty human heart Is an abyss earth's depths cannot match. Annie C. Lynch. I"I.HS CVUVA) IN O TO Id HATH. PA7.0 oiNT.UKNTiKuaratuceil to enra any ran cf llchlnu, llllnd, HlrrlliK ur Protruding l'lle la tloUdarioruiuner rofanded. Uki Tho best pcoplo on enrth nro your wife's folks so she thinks. Lewis' Slnclo Binder climr. Oriirirul Tin Foil Smoker Package, fic straight - " - A man reaps what ho bows and rips what his wlfo sows. Stomach Ills May Seem Trifles At the start, but that is whon you want to tako the matter in band. Neglect can only result tho ono way sick ness. The stomach is largely respon sible for one's health and strength and as such it needs to be kept in a nor mal cpndition. If it becomes weak, the food remains undigested, ferments, and causes untold suffering. Thus you lose tho strength-giving properties of your food and you become weak and run down. This i very notice able at tho beginning of Spring when the system is overloaded with Winter impurities, (ho bowels clogged at- the blood thick. No wonder you havo 'bo "Spring Fever." Commence taking Hostottcr's Stomach Bitters this very day and cleanse the entire system. Then your Stomach Ills will also van ish. It is for Sick Headache, Indiges tion, Dyspepsia, Spring Fever, Gcn erel Debility and Malaria. Nebraska Directory ARE THE BEST ABK TOOK IXK3AI. RKAI.RII Oil JOHN DEERE PLOW CO., OMAHA, NEB, WELDING this process all brnken parts nt machinery niailo good as new. Welds, cast iron, cast Heel, aluminum, copper, brass or any othor metal. lUport automobile repairing. DEuTSCHY MOTOR CO., Council Bluffs.. TAFT'S DENTAL ROOMS M IR17 riniitrlac St flUAUA UPR RclUbia Den tlit it at Moderate Prlcfta. TvncuiniTCDe all i i r luiv in i L.110 MAKES- Si tojSlfr'a price. Ouh ur time 17 lany whero fnr tree xnnmatlnn. Ko flv Ii.I'.SiiiihiCi., 1SIU lira in hU, OalU t. . ri r r be t I.I ii RUBBER GOODS by mall at cut prices. Send for freo catalogue. MYERS-DILLON DRUG CO., Omaha, Neb- Dflll CD UCIl Yoiicimcjt out any DUILCn Bit IB size flue li baml with tliu Mi:i-.1)KU 'Juttcr In bIrI t secondo. Iliillrofuls UHe them, Write for sample. ltiTt"ly Motor Co., Council llltiffa, la. D3 YOU 1,000 UNIFORMS IN STOCK Write us for cntalop and wholesale- prices on lliwte, Dull, Trunin, Qulf und broill'INO GOODH of ollkinclH. TOWNSEND GUN CO. IBI4 FARNAtVl ST. OMAHA. Rural Telephones Do you realize that rural telephones, moro than anything olso, tend to in crenso tho earning power of every farmer? Do you rcallzo that ALL of tho material needed to hulld tho vory boat rural telophono lino will cost you, and your neighbors, less than J2G.00, each? Wo havo brought tho telophono within tho reach ot all. Frco Bulletin No. 11, gives full In structions. Western Flectric Company Omaha, Nebraska