DIXIE" IS AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR ,r . it c3 W 0 - HUH H if flif - CROW. mm New York Penman Puts 16,250 Words on Common Postal. Miniature Chlrography of George L. Reynolds, Enables Him to Perform Feats Which Are Little Short of Marvelous. Auburn, N. Y. The latest achieve ment of one of the champion ,poumen was to write the mutter contained in about a handled pages of a book, or say 1C columns of a nowBpnpor, on ono Bldo of an ordinary United States postal card, the work being done with such skill tliat every word can bo read easily, perhaps not by tho naked eye. but with tho aid of a microscope. This was done by tho winner of the latest line writing contest. Ho wroto a 13-word sentence ad vertising a certain niako of, fountain pen 1,250 times on one sldo of a standard postal card, 8 by 5Vi inches, or a total of 10,250 words or 62,500 letters. Tho card, when first Been, appears simply as a gray smudge, and it is only after caroful scrutiny that It becomes apparent that thoro is writing upon It, and very good writing it proves to bo under tho mag nifying glass. Tho feat appears more wonderful when the observer learns that tho work was that of a mun In his eighty tilth year. Tho now champion Is Georgo L. Reynolds, nnd his skill comes from a long llfo of training. He is ono of tho Inventors of tho Sponcerlan system of penmanship ami from boyhood ho has studied all kinds of writing. Ho was born In New York In April, 1825, and as a boy went with his father to Spen cer, Tioga county, this state, llo became a teacher of penman ship, and, going to Obcrlln, O., ho Joined Piatt It. Spencer, tho originator of the Spencorlan system, and with Spencer joined tho faculty of Oborlln college at tho tlmo that Jamos A. Gar Hold was president of tho institution. Of his preparation ho says; "I used to try and see how small I could write on ovory occasion nnd mado It a hobby. It was about that tlmo that I wroto tho Ono hundred and Nineteenth psalm, four pages of tho IJIblo, nn a postcard, tho wholo In a narrow half Inch band across the card. Then I wroto what 1 call my medley In small writing." The export displayed a largo framed nllegorlcal plcturo showing his torical x-'veuts In drawing, but instead of ponllnos the plcturoB on closo ob servation resolved themselves Into a cyclopedia of history. There were tens JBOOK ON a L Washington. "Dlxlo Is tho jnost popular patriotic Bong In America, with "Yankee Doodlo". coming next In public faVor. Such Is tho ver-, diet of O. G. T. Sonncck, chief of tho division of music In tho library of congress, who has Just Issued an exhnustlvo government report on famotiB American musical compositions. "Dlxlo" was written by 'Daniel Decatur Rminott, who died In poverty at Mt. Vernon, O., throo years ago. In 1858 Emmott was singing with Dan Brynnt'a negro n,instrols on lower Hroadway In Now York. Tho show had. been dragging, and Bryant thought ho saw disaster ahead. Ono Saturday he told Emmott thnt ho must havo a now negro "walk around" by Mondny night. It was n rainy Sunday and Emmott shut himself up in a room with his violin. When ho camo out ho brought "Dlxlo" with him. It caught on Instantly, nnd nil Now York was whistling It within' a week. Its ndnptatlon nearly two years later as a war song of tho south wns an nccldent. Mrs. John Wood was appearing at the New Orlenps Varieties theater In "Pocahontns." On account of tho approaching war a zouave drill was Introduced Into tho show. Tho orchestra leader tried over several airs for thq march, and finally hit upon "Dixie." Tho war cloud hurst tho noxt week, and from Now Orleans "Dlxlo" spread over all tho south. In tho north Fanny J.' Crosby, tho hymn writer, wroto a song for "Dlxlo" which wns strongly union in sentiment, but the othor sldo had pre-empted tho air. ONE CARD of thousands of tiny words hardly vis- liih. tn the naked eve. all constituting such documents ns tho Declaration of Iiulenondence. the constitution, tho In augural address and pthor Important spcechoB of Washington, raris oi mu Lincoln-Douglas dobates, parts of eolebrated nddressos by Webster,, Pat rick Henry and Clay appeared there, and thoro were 13 chapters from the Bible, with tho Sermon oh tho Mount and , Lincoln's Gettysburg address. Ah Mr. Reynolds Is an ardent prohibition ist there apponred tho platform of that party, and lastly an original poem by his wire. This work todk six months of arduous labor. "But all tho tfino youinvo devoted to this work has not profited you?" was suggested. "Well, I enjoyed It Immensely as a hobby. Sponcor and I used to go swimming at Geneva lake, near Obor lln, In tho Bummer evenings. Ho used to take a stick and practice writing curves In tho sand on tho beach, whore ho worked out his famous sys tem. "Ho took nn elliptical stono two thirds as wldo as it was long and it3ed that as a basis. Ho got his curvea from stones wnHhed by tho wnves, from wheat waving In tho fields, from spider webs In tho mendows, taking everything from naturo. It was tho onlv natural system ever Invented," added tho aged penman, romlnlscontly. Line Leads to Matrimony Unique Little Railroad Running Along Tennessee-Virginia Border Line Most Remarkable. Louisville, Ky. Charles H. Warner, the sugar rofluor of Now York, and Colin H. Livingston of Washington aro part ownors of n street railway sys tem which In one respect has no rival. In fact, Bonjamln R Dulnney, a coal operator, who owns Blnck Mountain, Vn., which, aside from its mineral possibilities, has achloved famo by bo lng soloctod by John Fox, Jr., ns tho sceno of two of his novels, assorts thnt tho railway Is tho most roinnrknblo in tho world. Bristol, Tonn., Is where tho road Is situated, and soma peoplo out thoro call It tho Matrimonial belt lino. For a mllo and a quarter tho track ntrad dlos tho Virginia state lino, bo that a man may bo riding in two etatoa at once. Parson Burroughs, a clergyman, ownfl n hotel and meets ovory car; nnd neighbors say that If two straugers of opposite sexes arrive together tho par PATRIOTIC SONG I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE S LAND BY DANIEL D. EMMETT. . J I with I was In de land ob cotton,, , Old tlmea dar am not forgotten, Look away, look away, look away Dixie Landl In Dixie land wha'r I Was born In, Early on one frosty mornln'. Look .away, look away, look away, Dixie landl CHORUS: Den I wish I was in Dixie Hooray, hnorayl In Dixie land I'll took my stan', To lib an' dlo In Dixie. Away, away, . ' Away down south In Dixie. Away, away, , Away down south In Dixie. , Ole missus marry "Wlll-de-Weaber," William was a gay deceber, Look away, etc. But when he put his arm around 'er He smiled as fierce as a forty-pounder, Look away, etc. (Chorus.) His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaber, But dat did hot seem to orleb 'er, Look away, etc. Ole missus acted de foolish part An' died for a man dat broke her Look away, etc. (Chorus.) Now, here's a health to de next ole mlecus, , Ahl all de gals dat want to kiss us, Look away, etc. But If you want to drive 'way sorrow Como an' hear dls song to-morrow, Look away, etc. (Chorus.) Dar's buckwheat cakes an' Injun batter, Makes you fat, or It little fatter, Look away, etc. Den hoe It down and scratch your grabble, To Dixie's land I'm bound to trabble, Look away, etc. (Chorus.) When asked whether ho .had any method of doing his own intuuto work ho said: "I might sny that I havo' gained by experience. I havo been at- it.Blncti a boy, 75 years ago, and I actually find that I can perform better feats as I grow older. I expect to mako a better record llvo years from now, when I am 90, and will do bettor 15 years from now, for 1 expect to bo a hundred. "During tho Inst year thoritmosphoro hos been filled with n wave of flno writing demonstrations throughout tho country. After 12 exports had como forth with challenges and records I came forth with mino, viz.: Tho Lord's Prayer 20 times repeated In a circle tho slzo of a five-cent nickel. That Is going some, slnco I wroto tho Lord's Prayer on n six-penny plc,co as a boy of ten years, but I wroto that with a quill l'on. No Btcel perls In thoso days, k .uw., "All these years I havo been improv ing my faculties. In my work I uso a stationary microscope eo adjusted that I can writo uuder It. I chemically preparo tho surfaco of my paper, so that when rolled down under great pressuro of hot rollers tho surface Is about as smooth and hard us glass. "Then I take a No. 170 steel pen and file nnd grind tho point down so Bharp that It can scarcoly bo seen undor my microscope. Tho, rent that Is required is keen sight and artistic skill, "1 see thoro does como with old age Its advantages. In my case It is clear sight and steady norvo. Novor In my youngest days were both so good as now." son promptly asks them If thoy wish to get married. Frequently thoy do, so tho parson gets Into tho car with them and conducts them to his hotel though not infrequently tho coremony takes placo In tho open, tho bride standing In ono state and tho bride groom In both, whllo tho officiating clergyman straddles tho lino. Parson Burroughs ndmlts having Joined mora than 3,000 couples In wedlock. One may drink on tho Virginia side of tho lino, but not In Tennosgco, nnd It often hnppons that ono sldo of n street car Is parching with thirst, while tho othor is very wot indeed. Hunter Alms with Glass Eye, Saxvlllo, N. Y. Raymond Stryker, a youthful luintor at Sayvlllo, with n rocontly-lnstnlled glass eye, whllo rab bit hunting Bhut his true oyo whon pointing his gun, but ltlllod tho rah bit Just tho samo. Now tho local hunters nro discuss Ing tho vlrtuo of a glass oyo which does duty when tho true eyo takes t nap. Uncle Sam Gets WASHINGTON. Tho comprohon. slvo economies in tho executive departments of tho government which tho administration is seeking to ap ply, will penotrnto to tho rcmoUilt sections of tho country. Not oi-Jy is tho work of tho departments in Washington being nnnlyzcd, but ovory public ofllco in ovory state will recelvo tha same troatmout. This will InclucJe 'every mint, especially tho big min,t it Philadelphia, tjvory cuBtom houso, ev ery Intcrnnl rovonuo ofllco, every posi ofTico and all other offices whero th public monoy Is expended. Tho prom Uo was niado by Senator Aldrlch, dur ing tho tariff debates, that a snvlnrj of from 25 to -10 per cent. 1b possible and the administration Is aiming to reach thoso flgureB. This means that preparations aro bolng made to mako many consolida tions whero work horotoforo has been duplicated. In fact, tsomo of those consolidations are accomplished al ready. Also It menus that tho busi ness of oach borough and office Is be ing Bcanned, nil with a view of in creasing their efficiency nnd at tho samo tlmo reducing tho cost. Tho ad ministration hns gono Jnr enough to know that this can bo dono. , Tho work of Investigation Is undor Mince Pie Story DR. HARVEY W. WILEY, govern ment chomlst, was greatly Inter ested In tho Btory whldi has reached Washington, of a Polish coal minor In Ohio, who, biting onto a slab of Pitts burg mince plo, struck a rivet and broke off seven teeth; but, being ox trcmely hungry nnd having no monoy to buy actual food, kept at' his grim task. A mlnuto later ho struck a stick of, dynainlto In tho coro of tho samo pie and was burlod from his Into res idence tho next day, leaving a wlfo In Polnnd and nnothor In Ohio. Thus Uvea aro wiped out and homes nro mado desolato by tho ordinary mlnco plo of comraorco a dubious and sinister victual, in whoso dark depths a million dangers lurk. Tho nverago mlnco plo manufactur er, wo havo no doubt whntover, starts out in business with high ldeala and a real lovo for his art. It 1b1 his firm intent to dovlso only tho best and purest plus and to Use In them noth ing but genuine fruit, honest soup ment, choice brands of fourth-rnto Hour, clean bacon rinds and chemical ly puro plucoso, magnesia and nnltlno dyes. But as ho goes on and tho mnd Prosperity Shown PROSPERTY hns returned, accord ing to import nnd export records for 1900, published recently by tho bu reau of statistics of tho department of commerce nnd labor. The surest In dication of ready monoy, officials de dure, Is tho diamond mnrkot, and dur ing the first 11 months of 1009 this has boomed, tho Importation, of cut diamonds nmouutlng to $25,211,541, thrco times as much as during tho cor responding period last year, and nonr ly G,500,000 moro than during that tlmo In 1907. Importa of cut diamonds this year, with Doccmbor omitted, amounted to more than $1,000,000 nbovo thoso In tho 12 months of 1907, this bannor year In the Importation of cut gems. On theso diamonds tho government Woman Makes Bugs ICPVMMNT 1 BUG0LOCT MAKING modcla of bugs for Undo Sam'a uso In teaching agricultur ists and "bugology" students how to distinguish botwuon lnioctn thnt are harmful and thoso that aro useful Js the novol occupation of Mrs. Otto Hul dnmann, wull known ns a sculptor In Washington. it is no onay task that Mrs. Heldo mann has. All tho Bklll of tho sculp tor 1b necessary in tho dcxtorouu fashioning of tho queor looking mod ols, for although they are mado on n T-i . rr v i TTr V, After the Loafers charge of Charley D. Norton, assist ant secretary of tho trcnaury, who handles the annual .estimates for all departments, and ho had not yet ex amined n slnglo public otneo without finding faults to bo curod and tho ox l)enso to bo cut off. Tho troublo lies largely In nn unnecessary number of employes and a consequent system of loafing nnd shirking that would not bo toloratcd In any prlvato business. Much of tho investigation do far mado has been tho personal work of Mr. Norton. Thus in nn ofllco under tho treasurer of tho United States he found tho work far bohlnd and an ap plication for more employes on filo. Mr. Norton went to this office at nlno In tho morning, whon buslnona la sup posed to begin, and found it empty. Presently a fow of tho clerkn arrived, but It was ten o'clock boforo all of thorn wore thero and at work. At 11:30 Bomo of thorn went out to lunch, and it was 1:30 befcro all of them tvofo again at their desks. Shortly aftor four thoy begin to leavo tho place, although tho day's work Is not supposed to bo over until 4:30. At that hour not a soul remained in the ofllco. After antlsfylng himself this was the dally routine in tho ofllco Mr. Nortuu sont for Ohnrlea II. Treaty then treas urer, and exploded his bomb. He or dorcd that Instead of increasing tho force in thnt olfico It was, to bo re duced. This was dono and tho ofllco has so Increased In efficiency thnt It is doing moro work than it cvor did be fore, nnd Is fast catching up on Its back business. Interests Dr. Wiley thirst for opulence seizes him tho temptation to sophisticate his product becomes Irresistible. His first false step may seem harmless It may bo nothing worso, Indeed, .than tho addi tion of Bomo sterilized wood pulp to his plo filling but that first falso stop Is fatal. Ero long ho la launched upon a dizzy career of chicanery nnd sub torfugo. Abandoning apples and ponchos entirely, ho beglnB to fill his pica with carrots and turnips. Instead of flour, ho tries plaster of parls; in stead of soup meat, cat meat; Inatcnd of sugar. Now Orleans molasses; In stead of magnesia, manganese. Final ly, Instond of baking his pies, ho mero- ly vnrnlshos them with shellac No wonder tho ordinary mlnco plo of our hostolrloB and eating houses, our publlo banquets nnd our cook Btands bears an ovll nnmo. No wondor It Is avoided as a pcstlloneo, even by Bhoo drummers. And yot mluco plo, por so, 1b not nefarious. Made at homo, anil without too grent a dopend onco upon left-overs nnd other culln nry dobrla, It may be both nourishing and palatablo a Bound and even de lightful viand, with something of lob sler salad's hoarty solidarity and something of tho wlonor schnltzol'n haunting mystery. Mado upon tho cast em shoro of Maryland, whero pleology Is an art as noblo na piano playing or thorapoutlcH, It may rlso oven high er than thnt. bocomlng n truo victual of tho llrRt-clnss ami rnnklng with Smlthfiold hnm salad and fried smelts. in Diamond Imports HiIr yean" collected $2,500,000 In duties. Belgium nnd the Netherlands aro tho countries Belling most of the stones to the United States. More than $!0.00(v-""0 worth of dia monds and other prr clous stones wero Imported the first 11 months of 1909. Those aro tho correct figures and rep renent an lnereaso of $28,000,000 over tho total of 1908 and moro than $3,000,000 over 1907, this country's record year for Imports ot Jewels. During tho calendar year tho for eign commorco of tho United States exceeded In valuo that of any earlier year with tho exception of 1907. I in ports wero larger than In nny previous 12 months, hut exports will fall some what bolow thoso of 190(5 and 1907. A subject of Interest In tho report In tho statement that exportation of food stuffs, both raw and manufactured, has fallen lower thnn nny other tlmo for n decade. This glvos rise to ap prehension, especially as It Is accom panied by tho statement thnt, whllo other countrlos nro selling to tho Unit ed fltntcs, this nation's trade with oth er lands has suffered. for the Government gigantic scale in comparison to tho life bIzo IiiBoetB, a closo microscopic btudy ot tho subject and tho ability to shapo tho different parts on Iden tical Hues aro details of .Mrs. Hcldu mnnn's work thut muat be followed each tltuu sho molds u reproduction. Mrs. Heldemaim as a aculptor has produced busts of somu of tho colon rltlea of the day, but alio Hays her art has never been moro sovorely taxed than it is through her employment for tho bureau of entomology of the do partmont ot ugriculturu. Tho models! of Insects cover virtually every known form of life In the world of bugs. Tho modols aro n truo reproduction, funt&stlc In some cnaes and hideous In othor., and thoy furnish exceptional moana for pornona Interested In agri culture to study both tho Insects that destroy crops and tho others that pro cone agricultural productu, Why does Great Britain buy Its oatmeal of us7 Cortalnly it Booms liko carrying :oals to Nnwcastlo to speak of export ing oatmeal to Scotland and yot, every rear tho Quaker Oats Company Bends hundreds of thousands of cases ot Quaker Oats to Great Britain and Europe. Tho reason is simple; whllo tho English and Scotch havo for conturies taten oatmeal in quantities and with a regularity that has made thorn the most rugged physically, and active montally'of all peoplo, the American has been eating oatmeal and trying all tho tlmo to improvo tho methods ot manufacture bo that ho might get that desirable foreign trado. How well ho has succeeded would bo scon at a glance at tho export re ports' of Quaker Oats. This brand la recognized as without a rival in clean llnosi and delicious flavor. 81 "too lateT Thief What's the time, pleasol Victim Much too lato for you. Youi pal Just got my watch, EPIDEMIC OF ITCH IN WELSH VILLAGE "In Dowlals, South Wales, about fif teen yoars ago, families woro stride en wholesale by a disease known as the itch. Bollovo mo, it la the most torrlblo disease of its kind 'that 1 know of, as It itches all through your body and makes your llfo an inferno. Sleep is out of the question and you feel as if a million mosquitoes wero attacking you at tho samo time. 1 know a dozon families that woro so affected. "Tho doctors did their best, but their remcdlos wero of no avail what, over. Then tho families tried a drug, gist who was noted far and wide foi his remarkable cures. People cams to him from all parts ot tho country for trcntmont, but his medicine mado matters still worse, as a last resort they woro advised by a friend to uso tho Cutlcura Remedies. I am glad to tell you thnt aftor a tovr days' treat ment with Cutlcura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent, tho effect was wonder tul and tho result was a "perfoct curs in all cases. ' "I may add that my thrco brothers, thrco sisters, mysolf and all our fam ilies havo been users of tho Cutlcura Remodlos for fifteen years. Thomas Hugh, 1650 West Huron SL, Chicago, 111., Juno 29, 1909." He Asked Too Much. They had been engaged for exactly 47 seconds by tho cuckoo clock. "Clara, dear," queried the happy youth, who had a streak of romanct running up nnd down his person, "will you promise to lovo mo foro0?" "I'd llko to, Georgo," replied ths practical maid, "but I really don't ex. pect to llvo bo long." $100 Reward, $100. i Tbt mttn ct tbU paper it ill b pltaied to Inn that thfro Is at lean one dreaded dUranatbat iclrnrt baa bt-ea abld to cure In all It) atacta. and that H Catarrh. Haifa Catarrh Cure la tba onlf poaltlra cura now anown to tba roadlral fraternity. Catarrk being a conatltutlonal dlscaM, requlrei a constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cura la taken In ternally actlne dlrrctlr upon tbe blood and mucoui rurtacca oi tha intern, thereby deatrurtnr tba foundation ot tha dbieaae, and Hiring; tlin patient lUenKth by bulldlnc up tha constitution and aaaUV ln( nature In Doing ta work. Tha proprletora ban o much faith In Ita curatlr powra that they oOct One Hundred Dollara for any caa that IV falla to cure. Send for llat of teatlmonlala. Addreaa P. J. CIIKNEV 4 CO., ToleflO, a Bold by all Dructrlata. He Tax UaU'a Family 1'lUa for constipation. Limited Belief. "Do yon believe In a future pun ishmcnt ot everlasting fire and brim Btono?" naked tho man with the ques tion habit. "Only for my neighbors," replied ths party of tho egotistical part. Important to Mothers. Examine carofully oyery bottle of CASTOIUA, a Bftfo and suro remedy for Infanta and children, and seo that 11 Signature of ZTSk In Use For Over 30 Tears. 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DrofilittrAtund money II )t falla to ante. M. Vf. UUOYUStlk-natureUaaaaehbox. ZJ. Occasionally tho human race is run over the course of true love. Lewia' Single Hinder made of extra qual ity tobacco, coats more than other fa ciarg. Tell the desler you want them.' Cheap notoriety often turns out tm so an expensive luxury. I