DEVELOPMENT OF
CENTRAL CANADA
THE STORY OF DIQ YIELDS OF
GRAIN COMES FROM EVERY
SECTION.
When tho man In tho States was
tnlrl that lin rnnlrl fret 1T.fl nmu nf
land in Central Canada comprising
the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatche
a. Saskatcho-
wan and Alberta that under cultiva
tion would produce from 20 to 30 bush
els of wheat to tho aero, or if seeded
to oats tho yiold would bo 40 to CO
bushels, ho was skeptical. Tho same
story was told tho man who wlshod to
get nenrcr to existing lines of rail
way, and was only asked to pay $10
to 12 an aero. Dut many tried it,
eome one plan and somo another. Tho
roan who acceptod tho 1G0 acres as a
free gift, as a homestead, and was
willing to put in tho required real
dance duties of three years has now
a farm worth from fifteen to twenty
dollars an aero. Tho man who choso
to purchase, and did so, took up his
residence Just tho samo. Ho has land,
that, in many cases, is worth twlco
the money ho paid for it Both have
found that tho story of splendid yields
Tvas verified. Thoy havo had crops
exceeding that promised; they havo
seen oats that yielded 100 bushels to
ho aero, and havo grown wheat that
averaged 40 and ns high as. CO bushels
to the aero. Their wheat was not a
C7 lb. to tho bushel artlclo but G2 and
C3 lbs. They have seen within tho
past year or two trunk lines of rail
way constructed through their district,
nnd throwing out branch lines to the
gates of their farm. Thoy havo seen
schools established In their neigh
bourhood nnd tho Government con
tributing largely to their expense.
Churches havo been eroctod, villages
havo been established, towns have
sprung into existence and cities are
rapidly springing up, ns if tho magic
hand of somo unseen conjurer was at
work. But it was not; it was the le
gitimate offering of tho wealth of the
Hold which mado all theso things come
about, naturally, and easy. Tho pral
rle that thrco years ago was merely
prairie, a patch of brown, Just waiting
for tho ploughman, is to-day dotted
with tilled farms nnd splendid homes.
Tho lino of elevators with their glia
tenlng metalled fireproof sides and
roofs, indicate the location of tho
town and tho railroad. Thero is tho
glow of newness about it all, but tho
elevator, tho splendid storo buildings
and tho comfortablo hostelries. denote
wealth, beyond that of tho Btrongth
of the man who fashioned nnd built
them but tho wealth of the soil, which
means that the newness will bo fol
lowed by a steady growth. Tho writer
recently was a passenger over tho
Grand Trunk Pacific, tho latest fac
tor in this great marvelous field of
development. Tho rapidity with which
towns wero being built up, tho farm
steadB occupied, was something oven
bis experienced eye had not looked
for. Everywhoro nlong tho line of
this new transcontinental was tho dls
tlngulshlng mark of progress. There
was not a mile of tho length of the
road from Winnipeg to Edmonton and
west that did not bear token of its
w
. ab
vof
ability to pay tribute to tho rovenuo
tho road. Mention is made of this
line, not because it is the last in
the field, but because it Is ono of tho
best built roads on tho Continent and
traverses one of the best districts
of an excellent country. It is well
operated, and already has gone Into
active servlco as anothor means of
making it posslblo to secure moro
speedily transit from tho grain fields
to tho shipping centres. It had been
tho intention in this artlclo to have
tSpoken of some of tho yields of grain
that have made the farmers of Cen
tral Canada contented this year, but
space will not permit, so that delight
ful task will bo taken up in another
lssuo. In the mcantlmo it would bo
well for tho reader, If ho Is Interest
ed, to nut himself in touch with somo
official of the Canadian Government
and get Information that might bo use
ful in making a selection for a homo
in Central Canada, and becomo ono
of thoso who will bo Instrumental In
bulldlne up a groat country to tho
north. In doing so, you will bo as
slstlng tho United States. In a few
years' time tho United States will ho
la wheat Importer. Canada will sup
ply the wheat and you will bo one of
tho producers.
When the Sleeper Wakes.
"John!" sho exclaimed, Jabbing nor
elbow into his ribs at 2:17 a. m., "did
vou look at tho kitchen door?" And
John, who is innor guard, and was
Just then dreaming over lust evening's
lodge meeting, sprang up-in ueu, maun
thn nroner sign, ana rosponacu:
"Worthy ruler, our portalB nro guard
ed." Oh, ho hit tho tltlo rignt, oven
If ho was asleep. unitoo rresuy-
terlan.
Cnanged.
"He used to kiss mo every time we
nnaBcd throuKb a tunnel before our
jWrrlago," said the little woman, with
L .1 vn(lnit1nna
u .vuww.. ,ua
AUU QUUB UU UU BU UUIT i UKu vv
bosom friend.
"No, he takes a drink."
TT.mlln Wizard Oil will knock thi
spots off sore throat. It's use mskei
tonsilitis, quinsy and diphtheria impossl
ble. It is simply grest for the relist ol
oil pain, soreness auu inusmmauou.
When ft man trades his money-for
liMoerlence, It In Uimcuit to con
i vlnce him mat a iair excuange is no
J robbery.
tt iti t-TTAT nnnnif
V i.nnir llaluni. thn popular famlli
rmdy. " i.. , Ttii.
dlrs.
When some poopU Ulk ItUt wmU
AND OTHER,;
Cities
Tnff'a Vioif Qfiv I
v T Ma vjf J
EW YOItK. Slnco President Taft
visited tho Bowery and addressed
300 of "tho boys," more energy has
been shown by tho hoboes who haunt
tho resorts of tho notorious thorough
fares than over before in his history.
There Is not a mnn, woman, or child
along tho thoroughfare who will ad
mit ho or sho was not at the presi
dent's sldo. Nearly 2,000 white collars
eent by a Brooklyn laundry tho next
day aided tho men of tho Bowery to
Bhow thoy appreciated tho visit
After tho freo distribution of laun
dry at the mission tho men gazed at
one another and waited for tho next
miracle.
"The men nro Just dazed, and that
is tho only term that expresses it,"
said J. T. Hunt, who has chargo of the
lnbor bureau of tho mission. "Thoy
cannot realize tho president of this
country really came down hero to talk
with them."
As ho was Bpeaklng n mild mnn
nered six foot two of humanity, with
n two days stubblo beard, came up to
the desk and mado tin attempt nt a
bow.
Telephone Girl Scores Her Own
NEW YORK. "Yes, I know thoy say
that women havo moro patience
than men, but that's Just another of
thoso 'they says,' " remarked a tele
phono girl on day duty at ono of tho
uptown exchanges In an expansive
half hour. "If women aro more pa
tient than men they certalntly don't
show It when they uso the telephone.
"When somo women glvo tho num
ber thoy want they expect to get tholr
party lnstantcr, or quicker, and If
they don't thoy Immediately become
catty about it.
'"What Is the matter, anyhow?' a
woman asked mo over her wire Just
about eight seconds after she'd givsn
mo tho number sho wanted. 'Why
don't you glvo mo my party?'
"1 was doing tho best I could to
got her tho number sho asked for, hut
the party didn't reply. I told her so
"'I don't bollovo anything of the
sort!' she shouted Into her phone
Affinity Trust at
iT. LOUIS. If you visit Columbia
and seo a man wearing a hunted
look, dodging nt tho mere sight of n
girl, don't put him down as n misan
thropo, or a football hero trying to
escape flattery, or n bashful professor.
He may bo only side-stepping his self
appointed affinity.
For tho Unlveralty of Missouri,
lender in football and things intel
lectual, has an affinity club In goqd
working order. It Is composed or
half a dozen young women who roopi
at one of tho popular boarding houses
near tho campus. Of courso, the nf
flnity Idea Itself Is old and can't begin
to compare with Undo Joo Cannon as
a space-getter in tho nowspapors. But
tho young women of tho Affinity club
havo added several brand-new wrin
kles to tho Idea.
Each member of tho club, as a
requlslto of membership, hns selected
?
"Oh, You Kid!" Ditty Breaks Up Church
'r,HiCAGQ"Oh, you kid!" tho stnle
II .... ... - ' . i .
V ditty or tno nvo-ceni iiiuihuib nu
tho vaudcvlllo houses, was hashed Into
a sacred anthem In (leneya several
nights ago with disastrous rosults to
a prayer meeting at one qf tho
churches.
Since then tho pastor ami tho dea
cons havo boon searching for tho ir
reverent member of the choir who an
nexed tho phrase to the hymn with a
lead pencil. With much Indlgnatiqn
they asserted that he la a fit Bubject
for conversion -of u musqular kind-
Tho quotation mado Its fatal en
tranco Into tho prayer meeting during
a solo that was rendered by n so
prano during the hush which followed
a solemn exhortation by .the preacher.
The sorvlcos had been fervent. The
Tr Rnuravtr TVomric
"Wlyit Is It, Jake?" asked Mr. Hunt.
"Sny, boss, It's this way," replied
Juke. "I'm just going out to got a
Jo'j If I have to take it off somebody.
If tho president comes down hero to
talk to us bums and tells us we got
a chanco, why, we're going to make
good. He ought to know, hadn't he?
Guess his word goes with me. If wo
aro good enough for him to talk to I'm
going to get busy I"
Thnt's tho way It has been going
nil day," said Mr. Hunt. "I nevor saw
men so deeply stirred. Tho visit of
tho president has put more ambition
Into them than thoy havo over bofore
displayed. Just wait and I will show
you."
Stepping boforo 50 or 60 men, all
respondent in new white collars. Mr.
iiimf ci. M in n mnn whnan collar
plainly wns too tight and who was
nrmul of hlH distress!
"C.nmn hrrr. Frank. Toll us Just
- I
whnt vou think and what tho men are
saying about tho president's visit"
"Wo don't know what to say," said
tho man. "It's Just knocked us clean
out. Tho boy's nro clean crazy over It.
Why, wo nover thought that the likes
of the president cared nothing about
us here.
"Wc'ro all Democrats, but hero Mis
ter Tnft comes around nnd calls us
boys and tells us wo Is ns good as any
body. Say, tho boys aro going to go
some now. Wish I could get ono day's
work nnd I'd get a necktie."
Sex
'Give mo the manager this Instant!
I'll see If I am going to bo treated
this way.'
"Of courso I gavo her tho manager,
nnd sho told him n long story about
how sho was being Imposed upon by
tho exchange girls, Fortunately,
though, sho Is on tho list of terrors
wo call them terrors when wo wnnt to
bo real pollto nnd terriers when wo
don't havo to bo polite and so tho
manager nfter asking mo about tho
caso lot it go.
"Tho most nonsensical accusation
that women are forever making
against exchange girls Is that tho
girls are eavesdropping on tholr phono
conversations. Such a thing of courso
Is perfectly Impossible, for tho very
simple reason that a girl working nt
a board hasn't one Instant of tlmo to
do anything llko that.
" 'Give mo the manager,' a woman
said to mo over the phono a while ago,
before sho had asked for tho nmnbor.
" 'Do you wish to mnko a com
plaint?" I asked her.
" 'f wish,' sho replied in a sovcre
tone, Ho havo n very private con
versation with my lawyer, and I wnnt
to talk with the manager first to as
certain if he will asBiii'o me that my
conversation will not he listened to.'
Missouri College
nn nfflnity and has told his name to
tho other girls. Tho rules of tho or.
gnnlzatlon requires that sho ahqll
have had only tho moat distant speak
Ing acquaintance with the Fortunate
One or tho Victim, depondlng on the
point of view. Tho choice Is final; the
rules prohibit changing affinities. Hay
Ing made her choice, tho young worn
an strives to obtain somo marked
recognition from her nfilnlty. Tlo
penalty for failure is a "tubbing
The open senson for tho affinities
closod nt Christmas. If boforo thnt
tlmo any member of tho club did not
succeed in having her affinity pay her
somo "special attention," sho was to
take a "tubbing" in the prosenco ol
tho members who havo "mado good."
And thO Wntor Wasn't to bo Warm,
either.
"Marked attontlon," as defined by
tho club, means an Invitation to dance
or to go to tho theater or a roquest
to call, A stroll on tlio campus
wouldn't do.
One young woman appealed to the
sister of the young man sho had
chosen. The sister told tho affinity
what a fine girl "So-and-So" was, and
urged him to call on hor. Tho broth
or remained obdurate.
paBtor bad preached a Btlrring little
sermon and 10 to 12 of tho laymen
had given their testimony. From the
sober looks of several young men and
women on the back benches It looked
ns if convorts woro soon to bo gath
ered In, when tho spell and spirit ol
tho mooting were hrokon by the
wordB of tho frivolous song.
Tho pastor had closed his exordium
nnd bad announced tho solo. The
young woman lifted her volco in song,
alio put bo much forvor Into tho nuiBlc
itsolf that Bhe followed tho worde
blindly nnd sang the anthem exactly
as It had been rerlscd with pencil bj
n prnctlcal Joker.
"I lovo my God," sang the soprnnc
in swolllng note.
"I lovo my God," the singer repent
en, putting on me crescendo ror n
cllmnx, "I love my God, hut, oh, yor
kldl
Tho choir and congregation wonl
into hvBterlna. tho lirosnprflvn rnn
verts gaaped and then guffawed, and
beforo order could be rostorod the
Bhockod and scandnllzed pastor dls Payne, recorded tho call of tho He
missed the meeting without waltlni I publican leader nt tho White House
for the benediction. by saying that Mr. Payne had, that
. .
Carrie Nation Gives
WASHINGTON. "The first thing a
follow ought to do when ho cocs
courting Is to get a line on his future
mothcr-ln-lnw, becnuso sho's going to
bo cither his best friend or his worst
enomy,"
It was Carrlo Nation who confided
this bit of philosophy to a reporter.
Tho enforced lelsuro of tho Wash-
Ington workhouse, whoro sho was bo-
ing neia penning n Hearing on a
:lrgo of destroying property, had glv.
i ... r.ii n. .
i,lr- wuion mo ennnce to turn
hop attention from her pet theme, nnd
wns n" Aw for t'o demon rum
f M .
" uuncurneu.
. EinK to uovoto a inrge part
of my tlmo hereafter to seejuc that
mothers-in-law get tho attention they
ought to havo from tho American peo
ple" sho said, wnrmlng to her theme.
"Why, n mnn ought to lovo his mother-
In-law ns much ns ho docB his wife,
nnd if he docs not It's n slcn
either that he's sonked all tho
deconcy out of him with whisky or
burned It out with theBo fool cigar
ettes. If n man docs not llko tho
mother of tho girl he's going with he
Put Spies on the
THE Pressed Steel Car Company of
Plttsburir. which was recontly In
tho throes of n long strlko, la estab
lishing n branch in Washington, not
for tho purposo of acquiring now busi
ness In that district, but to keop In di
rect touch with governmental affairs.
This Is following out the policy of
President P. N. Hofstot, who claims
that within a fow years overy corpora
tion of nny slzn In tho United States
will maintain a similar ofllco In tho
nationnl capital to keep close watch
on whnt the government Is doing nnd
make an annual report to Its head
offices wherever thoy happen to be.
Tho corporations hope through tho
newspapers to disseminata tho action
nnd policies of tho Union's cxeeutlvo
officers and offices. They will main
tain their own clerical sleuths.
'Business Is taking tho placo of poli
tics In our government," said Mr. Hof
stot. "Tho government of this country
is becoming moro commercialized ov
ery day. The commercial Interests nro
Attorneys Fight in
u
NIT ED STATES District Attor-
drew A. Lipscomb, tho lending crim
inal lawyer of Washington, passed tho
lie nnd engaged in n rough-and-tumble
fight under tho ores of Justice Ashley
M. Gould soyernl days ngo.
Air flnlfor U'nn llio nrnsnputni- nnil
Mt Lipscomb tho attornoy of tho do-
fnnnn In tlin trlnl nf .Tnhn W. Pnlllfli-
a policeman, charged with killing his
captain on inauguration dny. In tho
course of the trial Lipscomb Insinu
ated thnt tho district attornoy had at
tempted to Intimidate Roy. Dr. Ed
ward Mott, Collier's pastor, by writing
i letter to the bishop of Washington
objecting to Dr. Mott appearing ns u
character witness for Collier.
Mr. Baker was on his foot In nn In
stant with an objection, but Lipscomb
was not to be headed off,
Anecdotes of the
DUHINQ tho hout or tno tnritT ses
sion Hoprosentatlvo Sereuo E.
Payne of Now York, who boasts as
largo n girth nH any member of con
gress, had occasion to go to tho White
House with frequency. Tho amount of
news ho gavo up on theso occnBlons to
tho newspaper men would havo
starved a spaco writer to death lu
about two days. In addition, Mr. Payne,
who wns always polite on such occa
sions, finally beeamo a little bit gruff,
because of the raptd-firo bombardment
of questions which wero dally thrown
at Mm. nnany, a reporter on a
Washington newspaper, who wns about
aB lni'K ""'iind tho wnlst line ns Mr.
i
i .
Advice on Woomg
bettor light out and book his sparo
tlmo somowhero else, becnuso It's n
sure thing that tho girl will turn out
to bo Just llko tho old lady.
"This law of heredity that I've been
studying lately Is it wondorful thing.
It's the keynoto of tho whole matri
monial problem. Now, If a fellow be
gins to think his girl's mother Is pret
ty nice dlBpoBltloncd, ho don't need to
look nny fnrthor thnn that house for
a wife. And nfter ho gets married It's
most likely that his mother-in-law
will bo willing to do moro for him than
his wife will In tho way of cooking and
economizing and minding his chil
dren." Mrs. Nation owns to 63 years, but
says she will fight to tho death
against the demon rum. Sho has now
achieved the crowning triumph of her
nlno years' crusade tho smashing of
furnlBhingo In tho big Union station.
Mrs. Nation's defense wns that she
did not destroy prlvato poverty but
n public nuisance.
Carrlo thinks tho country hns Im
proved In tho last thrco yonrs.
"Taft nln't my stylo," sho ndmittod,
"but he's a wholo lot better than Ted
dy Roosovolt. Ilo's n woll-meanlng
man nnd ho don't drink, nnd though
I may have said at times that ho was
chasing around tho country eating n
wholo lot moro than Is good for him,
I think ho is hotter than anything in
tho presidential line wo've been get
ting lately."
Trail of Uncle Sam
becoming more important than poli
tics. Commerce nnd business nro the
mainstay of the nation, and expect
only tho right thnt tho government
should glvo greater rights to them.
"Politics In tho futuro should, take
a back seat. TIiIb will Incrcaso as the
yearB pass. My own view Is that ov
ery big industrial firm should keep
In close touch with tho doings of the
government, nnd particularly with
thoso departments devoted to the com.
mcrcinl nnd Industrial Intercuts."
Mr. Hofstot was asked about poll
tics.
"What I got In politics " ho ex
claimed. "Why, If n man wants to
havo his uamo sulllod nnd his ronuta
'Hon dragged down In this country all
ho has to do Is to get Into politics;
run for office and tho rest is easy."
It Is anticipated that tho other big
corporations of America will follow
tiio Ideas outlined by tho head of
tho Pressed Steel Car Company.
There aro ngencles already In oxlst'
onco representing tho two biggest cor
porations In tho world In Washington
known to day, the Standard Oil Com.
pnny and tho United States Steel cor
poration. But as for business offices
with regular corpa of workmon and
publlo communication with tho affairs
of tho government thoy do not now
exist.
Washington Court
"1 wnnt to show you that tho district
attorney's ofllco hns attempted to In.
tlmldato this wltnosBl" shouted Lips
comb.
"Mr. Lipscomb knows thnt ho Is not
tolling the truth!" shouted tho district
attorney.
"You'ro a liar I" shouted Mr. Lips
comb.
Then tho district attorney mado for
him. Mr. Bakor wolghs 2G0 pounds,
Ho is not so ngilo as in his college
days, but ho was full of fight. Ho
launched a wnllop at Lipscomb, which,
had It landed, would havo knocked
him acrosB the court room. HIb aim
was bad, and tho blow landed on tho
assistant district attorney.
Then Llscomb and linker clinched,
and rights nnd lofts, uppercuts and
Jobs stirred up tho court room dust,
nnd llkowlso tho iro of tho Judge, who
ordered the bailiffs to Bcparato thum,
Beforo tho court officers could Inter
fere, tho defendant, Collier, Jumped
Into tho melee nnd stopped the pro
ceedings. Justlco Gould called tho
fighting attomoys beforo tho bar, gave
the district attorney a Bovero ronrl
mnnd and fined Lipscomb $50 for con
tempt.
Nation's Lawmakers
day, "waddled" In to seo tho president
and out again. Tho next day, when
hailed by tho snmo reported for news,
Mr. Payne got oven by retorting:
"Tell your paper that its roporter
waddled aftor Mr. Payne, who ropllod
that he pad no nows."
Ilecontly Mr. Pnyno called at the
White Houso and tho reporter grcotod
him with:
"Well, Mr. Payne, I see you nre still
waddling to tho White Houso."
"You muat go around with n look
ing-glass In front of you nil the time,"
came tho reply from Mr. Payno, with
out the but of an eye.
Senator Julius Caesar Burrows of
Michigan, after an exceedingly busy
day in which he called upon tho proul
dent and sovcral mombors of tho cab
inet, thereby arousing tho suspicion of
the Michigan newspaper men to a
fever heat, was met by ono of them,
who Inquired:
"Senator, uavo you any nows con
cealed about your person to-day?"
"Yes," replied the sonator. "Thor
oughly concealed."
BAKING ECONOMY
Br the uso of txrfcct bakinc nowder the
iouscwifo can derive as much economy a
from any other artlclo used in baking and
cooking. In selecting a baking powder,
therefore, care should be exercised to pur
chase one that retains its original strength
and always remains tho same, thus making
tne toou sweet ana wnojcsoma anu nrouuo
ing sufficient leavening gas to make ths
baking light.
Very little of this leavening gat Is pro
duced by the cheap baking powders, raak
ing it necessary to use double the quantity
vtS&
i using (Jalumet Making l'owdcr you
are bound to nave uniform bread, caKe or
biscuits, as Calumet docs not contain(any
chean. useless or adulterating imrxedicnta
so commonly used to increase tlio weight.
Further, It produces pure, wholesome food
and is a baking powder of rare merit;
therefore, Is recommended by leading phy
sicians and chemists. It complies with oil
pure food laws, both SI ATE nnd NA
TIONAL. The goods nro moderate in
firicc, and any lady purchasing Calumet
rom her grocer, if not satisfied with it can
return it and havo her money refunded.
WOULD BE THERE.
"Hoy, Janitor, come quick. Doro's
a mnn foil down do coal hole!"
"All right, sonny, I'll look Into itl"
To Spare His Neighbors.
Mrs. O. II. P. Bolinont, discussing In
Now York her book on tho rearing
of children, said:
"Children must bo trained to bo un
selfish and tactful. Without this train
ing tho average child Is ns Inconsid
erate as a Dark Harbor fisherman tho
Mnluo folkB toll about
"This fisherman, walking nlong tho
road ono dny, saw a very ugly man
Bitting on a fenco whittling a stick.
Ho stopped and looked at tho man for
somo tlmo In disgusted silence. Then
ho snld:
" 'Well, you'ro ugly for fair.'
'"I can't help It, can I?' tho ugly
man asked, In a hurt tono.
"Tho flBhermnn thought a moment
Then ho Bald, Indignantly:
"'You could Btay in tho houso.
couldn't you?' "
Eve's New Costume.
"Oh, dear I" said Eve, attor Bhe had
secured all tho best fig loavos there
woro to bo had, "I'm so unhappy."
"Come, dear, cheer up," ropllofl
Adam. "Things might bo worse than
they nro. Wo still havo each other."
"Yes, but now thnt I'vo got to wear-
Ins olothos thero'B no othor woman
with whom I can talk about them."
Chicago Record-Herald.
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will do u Un told to lb rood you can poMibly
rlro from thorn. lull's Catarrh Cure, manulactuml
by F. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo, O.. contain no mer
cury. hd I taken Internally, actinic directly upon
ma Dioon ana mucoua Bunacr ui mo jtbwiu. u
buying Hall's Catarrh Cure bs ur you set tno
genuine. It U taken internally ana mane in 'lowooa
Ohio, by 1. J, Clirnty A Co. Testimonials tr4.
Bold by DruiRMt. l'rlce, Tie. per botti.
Tax ul!'a I'amOy VUIs (or oorutUitUua. ,
Would Depend.
She You've Been Charley'a wife.
Would you call hor pretty?
He I might If 1 were talking to
Charley.
Getting Wearisome.
"Going up to hoar that lecture on
appendicitis to-day?"
"Naw; I'm tired of thoso organ re
citals."
l'KniiY riAVis VAiNKir.r.itn
basanenrlablA reputation of oToraeTrntyjoanasa
rniau.o rvuji-uj iui uuiuaau. Bciniiv. liiauil
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Onco In a while you encounter one
of those cheerful Individuals who
nevor borrow troublo, In splto of the
fact that they borrow everything else.
There's a rich, satisfvine oualitr in
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other 5c cigar.
When doctors dlsagreo thoy are apt
to malto sarcastic remarks about each
other that savor of tho truth.
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Oomtlpntluii I tho rauan u( many illiraM. Cur
too cauo noa juu turn viiu uist-umi. namj 10 uie.
Ono man's hobby may be anothor
man's nightmare.
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