JUST SUIT HER.
EmployerWhat we "want Is n night
Watchman that wntchoa Bomebody
who can nloop with ono oyo open and
both cars, nnd Who Is not afraid to
tacklo anything. Boo?
Applicant I boo, boss; I'll Bond me
wlfo 'round.
They Didn't Have to Change.
During tho years In which our puro
Tood lawn havo beon put Into offect
thero has boon n groat hurrying nnd
scurrying on tho part of tho food man
ufacturers to chango their methods to
junko thorn conform to tho law.
Tho Quakor Oats Company la a con
spicuous exception. It was admitted
that Quakor Oats was as puro and
clean an pouaiblo and that It was au
Idnal food.
It Is no choap thnt any ono can af
ford It nnd no nourishing thnt ovory
ono nwids It Tho result of last yenr's
cxporlmcnta at Yalo and other points
whoro food valuos wcro tested Is that
Quaker Onto baa beon ndoptod by
many persona an thoir food on which
thoy rely for adding vigor and; endur
anco of tnuEcIa and brnln.
Tho Quaker Oats Company meets
all demands la tho way It packs
Quaker Oats; regular sluo packages
and tho largo ulzo family pnekngo;
tho lattor, both with nnd without
hlno. 4
A Revelation to the Cook.
A hnnnlly married' woman, who had
nioyfd, 03 years of wedlock, nnd who
wns tho grandmother of four beautiful
little children, had . an amusing old
colored woman for a cook.
Ono day when a box of especially
beautiful flowers was left for tho mis
tress tho cook happened to bo prcsont,
nnd sho said: "Yo husband sond you
all tho pretty flowers you gits, miBsyl"
"Certainly, my husband, mnmmy,"
proudly answered tho lady.
"Glory!" exclaimed the' cook, "ho
suttonly am holdiu' but well." Ladles'
Homo Journal,
One Thlna That WHI Live Forever,
fgffi'fittS
.All urugKlJ.uurxiuwnru.Liur., Juuaii,-: I
Was a Father, Too.
"Say, Mr. Editor, I'm tho father of
twins."
"All right; wall put It in tho paper
undr tho head ot 'Double Trngody.' "
HAVKTOW.AVOOUll.OUCOr.nT , .
If oUikoMonooAllee'a Luna nlmm and water
Guilttu BlmpJivf.!jtlT.l All dealer, l'opu.
r rtco-0o, cha fcd (IJW txitUcu. .
Don't bollevo everything you hoar
. n iMlnnkftnn ul.O 'I
over a telephone wire.
-Dr. WcreJn llraaol 1"UM n-ifutnto ami 1iitI.
orator M tunic h, llrer noil Ixjirfili. Huuar-oofttoO,
tiny Ktunnu. jbue? w mum muiuuj.
la a man's llto tho greatest neces
sity Ju moro money.
Many who used to smoke lOn cigar nro now
kinoking Ix:wis' fiinfilo Jliader .triilgtit Co.
It Is anially costly to follow cheap
advlco.
BROWN'S
Anlaolutcljr iintnlut tmtJf (or 5w TliKMit
llown od Cotigh. CWa faunlUtt f did Is
UwncliUt nd Luag Aiitctioit.
Fifty vcan' rrputilkn.
Ptmi 25 ctnU, CO t4cU tad $1.00 pct'tax:'
2UmpU mt in requut. ,
M&esStiftvlngEasy
NO STROPPING NO HONING
it
I
Known Tim
WORLD OVER
UnlH fill THERE Iwntnmnt In.wry
ntnmnt In try
'raliluir lnriltlr Ui
I1ULU un inuiu
lllbo 1iUob1 Hue iUiidW. A iut-
but 1
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Uvl ImronUwi loaouii
Umiiturrln
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camt to plar ciirrrt. Kialnrnt
itTtbo miHllcut iiiriuKlacMra
Lcarrl iwriuiinnut. I rum
r..lhiRfflll. WltlTH'l'O.
Hi ' ,A IMIll i'llK.n 1UHJKI.HT.
I 'iAililiaai r."W.owiin, k'ouU du Ijmj, Win.
4- .
Baby Smiles
When He Takes
xit tfsi vmm ion (sjicws m(sus
rm o..t m. t.M ffcaMvwl wtatn no ori
aXm uul tt Ifoiilrt U ll UiiMt ad Iw.
A StoMta itvmdf lot Km ctnuui.
iliT" Tiffirn -n" -.v.i
DTa MtKT" I "lilM ? mw!w
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HH thankful Iwitrt lit full of Knit
I'utln nt nil HOiijiona of tho year.
bin. Joyfully nets apart one roynl day In
which to bo especially thankful." .
For tho yonr of pnaco and plenty,
And for blewrinRh without' end.
Lot the voices of the- pcoplO
In Thnnlmglvlnt; prulncs Mend,
-O, C. Khoderick, Jr.
Thanksgiving Goodies.
In preparing Tor Thanksgiving day
thoro nro many of tho good things
that can bo prepared somo tlmo In ud
vanco. Tho mlnco ment (without
which Thanksgiving would loso half
Its charm), may bo mado early In No
vombor, nnd Ib better for stnnding to
rlpon. Thoro nro many dollolous llttlo
enkou and cookies thnt will keep
weeks without losing their daintiness.
Oyster Stuffing for Turkey.
Mix throo cupruls of stnlc bread
crumbs with one-half cupful of melted
butter, unit, popper nnd onion Jutco
to tasto; add ono pint of elennod
drained oysters; mix all together and
till tho turkey.
Cranberry Jelly.
Pick ovor nnd wash four cupfnls of
cranberries; add ono cupful of boiling
water nnd boll 20 minutes. Hub
through a siovo. add two cupfuls of
sugur nnd cook, .flvo minutes. Turn
into n mold or glasses.
Orange Sauce for Duck.
Drown one-fourth of n cupful of
butter, add one-fourth of a 'cupful of
flour with one-halt tenspoonful of salt
and a dash of cnyonne, stir until well
browned; ndd ono nnd one-third cup
fuls of brown stock nnd just before
Borvlng, tho julco of two oranges nnd
tho rind cut In fancy shapes.
Partridges aro broiled or roasted
tho samo us squab or wild duck.
Vmilant, nlinnlil nlwnva fin nnntrrwl
rnro . . . . ,.. In coo!(cd
Mtab roast, only that It Is cooked
iioa iiiuu iu iiiu yuuiiu
Pumpkin Pie.
Tako ono cupful ot stowed nnd sift
ed pumpkin, ndd two eggs woll bent
en, a pint of milk, one-fourth .of, a cup
ful of sugar, a half tenspoonful ot lem
on extract, ginger, cloves nnd cinna
mon to tnsto nnd one-half tenspoon
ful of snlt. When a rlchor plo Is dd-
B,roa UB0 ono cunfu, onch of cronm
. . ..it. . i It. .
nnd milk instead of tho pint of milk,
Bnko In ono crust ns n custnrd plo.
BT3
I 1AUOU with whut tval wo will,
Homethln ntlll JOtnulmi un
done, Sonx.'thlnu uncmnpletL-d ntlll
Walts tho rliilng of tho Him.
Till nt lonsth tho bunion 'ncemi
Crenter thnn bur stronnth can benr,
Hoitvy au a vf eight of ilreums,
Prcsulns on us uvorywhtTo.
Henry W. Longfellow.
Count Your Mercies.
Thanksgiving senson Is tho tlmo to
mnko an Inventory of our blessings.
Wo may bavo had sad hearts In tho
yonr that has passed, but tho gladnoss
returns when wo recall all wo aro
blessed with In whnt Is loft to us.
If wo might nil linvo tho philosophy
ot the old lady who could always turn
tho bright sldo up, this would bo n
much happier world.
A young friend asked hor: "What
can you find, In having only two tcoth,
to bq thankful for?" Tho cheerful
old soul roplted: "1 am thankful thnt
they match,"
Thoro Is alwnys a bright sldo If wo
could only remombor to "turn our
clouds lnsldo out, nnd vlow tho sllvor
lining."
,' 8hoe HlnU.. .
Thoso of us who aro always ripping
tho facings, or braid from our skirts
by cntohlng heoln lri tho braid or fa
cing, will ho gjad to loarn of ono wo
man who hns 'eolycd' thnt aggravating
problem. Cut or lllo off tho cdrners
ot tho bonis of tho shoos, thoso llttlo
Bhnrp corners nro what do tho mis
chief. No ono enjoys tho sight of a
trailing bit of braid or fnclng, espe
cially whon It Is fastened to hor
own skirt,
Bo tho shoestrings cotno untied?
i MOlston them Just at tho knot whon
tying. . If tbu llttlo tins on tho ends
come off, glvo thorn n good waxing
with beeswax and snvo tlmo and torn
per.
Never woar u Bhoo with tho heel
badly worn nt thp aide or back ns
they throw tho body out of Its pron
or poise. A lift or two may bb added
to tho hcolB at nny tlmo with slight
oxpousu.
Shoes last much longer It two or
thrco pairs nro worn alternately and
thu changing ot tho shoes Is a groat
rollof to tired feet.
Don't forget to black tho heels
when giving tho shoes n shine.
Household Hints,
A good furniture polish Is made o
equal partfl of bonzlno nnd raw lln
need oil. This Is very good to use on
hard wood finished woodwork.
l.onvo the pinna open unless you
wish to lmvo tho keys turn yellow
Clean tho hoys with a cloth damp
ened with alcohol,
HEN
?4bimet
WOl.l.D willingly have others
iinrfppt. nnd vet wo amend not
our own faults, nnd thus It appmrctli
now seldom wo welRh 'our ncwniior m
tho Bfttno balance with ourselves."
. Kor tho vegotarlnn thero aro many
wholesomo food combinations thnt
aro as nourishing, stimulating and at
tractive to tho palate as dishes or.
animal food. Thero aro bo many wnys
of serving chqeso which is n food of
ltsolf and when served with rice, mac
aroni or as a souffle, may make tho
main dish of a moal.
Cream soups may servo as tho
main dish for n luncheon or supper
as thoy contnin n largo ntnount of
nourishment.
Fruits, nuts and vegetables with
eggs and milk, will ninke n sufficient
ly varied bill of faro to suit tho most
cxnctlng pa'ato. Ono thing It is woll
to remember In nny dlot, a largo va
rloty of foods Is undesirable ot tho
samo meal for before wo realize It, wo
have oVorcaton and tho stomach has
unnecessary work to do. A fow slm
plo, well prepared and nutritions
foods, making a well-balanced ration,
Ib now tho nlm of tho progressive
housekeeper.
Green Tomato Mince-Meat.
For tboso who do not llko tho rich
old-fashioned meat mlncc-ment of our
Now England mothers, Just try this
combination: Olio peck of green to
matoes, sllco. and sprlnklo with snlt
and let stand 24 hours.
Chop tho tomatoes after draining
woll nnd ndd 24 apples, also chopped,
live pounds of brown sugar, thrco
poundB of raisins, two pounds of cit
ron, ono tnblcspoonful ot cionamou,
ono tonapoonful of cloves nnd ono
whole nutmeg, grated. Add ono pint
ot vinegar and cook all togcthor one
and one-half hours. Put away as. any
ordinary mince-meat, it will keep and
bo good until used.
Mince Meat.
To prepare mince meat, got a ploco
of lean meat with n llttlo suet, cook
until tondcr and chop fine. Uso twice
ns much chopped npplo as meat, thin
with boiled cldor nnd just vinegar
enough to glvo It ilavor. Cook with
raisins, brown sugar, citron, clnnu-
tnnn. mitnwti nrwl r.lnvna tn tfiatn
-w i el
jook Biowiy two1 nours, tasting on
. ...... .... .. ..TT.t
cn nnd adding spices or other ilnvors
as sconiD beat. Tho Byrup left from
sweet pickled pouches Is au addition.
PS
r A TV?"P nMiln In afi mntl thfilW
inv.iv thnlr tnnln I' that WAV
tho inlnuto the clock begins to HtrlUe. as
If they took no pkaHino I' their work,
nil wuh ufriiU of doing n stroke too
mucin I hnto to sco u tnnn's nrm drop
down as If ho was shot boforo tho clock
fairly struck, Just iih If bo'd never a bit
o prlfle nnd delight In 's work. Tho
vury grlndetoneMI go on turning a bit utt
er you loose It." George Kllot.
Try This Mutton Stew.
Oct two pounds, or moro (the
amount depending on tho slzo of ono's
family), of mutton to stew. Aftor
careful wiping with a damp cloth cut
It In small pieces enough for a serv
ing nnd simmer slowly for nn hour
and n half In boiling wntor to cover.
Take out tho meat nnd brown In a
llttlo hot fat, turning occasionally and
cooking slowly. Into tho broth put
potatoes, carrots and an onion, nil pre
viously parboiled, and cook until ten-
dor with a fow bits of parsley. Ar-
rango tho meat on n platter nnd put
the vegotnblca In groups around the
meat. Tho meat should bo seasoned
woll with snlt and popper when It haB
cooked about an hour.
Thanksgiving Pudding.
Pour four cupfuls ot scalded milk
over ono and otie-fourth cupfuls ot
crackers, and let stand until cool;
add ono cupful of Btigar, four eggs.
slightly beaten, onc-hnjf a grated nut
meg, ono tenBpooniui oi suit nnu a
third ot n cupful of molted butter.
Steam until soft ono and one-halt
cupfuls of ralslUB and add to tho
mixture; turn Into a buttorod pudding
dish nnd bako slowly two and one-
halt hours, stirring the first halt hour
to prevent tho raisins from settling.
Servo with egg Bnuco or a cauco mado
with grape Juloo.
Grape Juice Sauce.
Cpmni one-fourth of a cupful of but
ter, ndd one cupful of powdered sugar
gradually then ouc-hnlf of a cupful of
grape Juice, tho well-beaten yolks of
two eggs nnd cook until thick, then,
add whites of thu eggs beaten Btlff nmn
ioiucu in iigutiy.
Svmnathv.
Tho during aviator had toppled out
of his aeroplane Tho big pollcoman
rushed over nnd plnctd his hand on
his chost,
"Too bad I" ho murmured, dolefully.
"Too bad I"
"Gracious!" exclaimed ono In tho
crowd. "Has JiIb heart stopped boat
ing?"
"Oh, no, U'b not that; ho'a broken
all three of his ton-c nt clgai ci he
I pionhicd mo ono of them"
WORTH KNOWING.
Simple Remedy That Anyone Can Pre
pare at Home.
Most people aro moro or less sub
Ject to coughs and colds. A slmplo
remedy that will break up a cold
quickly and euro any cough that Is
curablo Is mada by mixing two ouncos
I n Z ,T v
Oil o! Pino conWund puro nnd eight
vn oi una compouna pure nnucigui
ounces of puro Whisky. You can got
theso in any good drug store and ons
lly ex thorn in n largo bottlo. Tho
mixture Is highly recommended by
tho Lonch Chomlcal Co. of Cincinnati,
who prepare tho gcnulno Virgin Oil of
Pino compound puro for dispensing.
THE DIFFERENCE.
"As thero has been a chango In our
fortunes, Maudlo, mako hasto and And
a husband. You, Jack, don't mako a
fool of yourself by marrying."
SKIN ROUGH AS BARK.
Baby Boy Had Intense Itching Humor
Scratched Till ulood Ran.
Found a Cure In Cuttcura.
"Our son. two years old, was afflicted
with a rash. After ho Bufforcd with
tho troublo soverol weeks I took him
to tho doctor but It got worso. Tho
rash ran together nnd mado largo
bllstors. Tho llttlo fellow didn't want
to do anything but scratch and wo bad
to wrap his hands up to keep him
from tearing- tho flesh open till tho
blood would run. Tho itching was In
blood would run. Tho itching was In-
tonso. Tho Bkln on his back bocamo
hard and rough llko tho bark of a
troo. Ho suffered intensely fornbout
throo months. But I found a remedy
In CuUcura Soap and Cuttcura Oint
ment The result was almost mag
ical. That was moro than two years
ago nnd thero has not been tho Blight
est symp.om of it since ho was cured.
J. W. Lauck, Yukon, Okla, Aug. 28
and SopL 17, 1908."
Potter Drag ft Cbem. Corjk, Sola rropt Boston.
May Pasto Million Posters.
Artists, blllpostorB, prlntors, paper
manufacturers and tuberculosis light-
era aro all united In n gigantic crusndo
I k ... t. ........ 1.. ...Vil.l. r. nlm.lt tn I
(ibiuiiak iuuui tuiuain iiMitu in .uuu).. i
bo started under tho direction of tho
National Association for tho Study
and Provontlon of Tuborculosls. In
addition to tho gifts or freo space on
billboards nnd freo printing ot posters
mndo by the Associated Billposters
and Distributors of America and tho
Poster Printers' Association, several
hundred paper manufacturers , havo
given paper for tho postera to thu
valuo ot several thousand dollars, and
artls'.s from all ovor tho United States
ar-3 contributing Bkctchos for posters,
freo of charge; Tho local, stato nnd
-nntlonul anti-tuberculosis associations
will see thnt tho posters nro placed
lu cities and towns where thoy are
most necdod.
Tho posters nro nlno feet long nnd
soven feet wide nnd will bo printed In
several colors. If sufficient paper Is
procured a million will bo pasted up.
Tho valuo of those various contribu
tions would reach fully J2.000.000 If
paid for nt commercial rates.
Unburdening.
"You must at least glvo that candi
date credit for speaking his mind."
"Yes," replied Miss Cayonno. '"But
U'b unfortunate that pcoplo most will
ing to speak their inluda nro so often
those whoso mentalities nro moro or
less unpleasant."
Thu optician would soon bo look
ing for another job It beer glasses Im
proved tho eyesight,
RE8ULT8 OF FOOD
Health and Natural Conditions Come
From Right Feeding.
Man, physically, should bo llko a
porfoctly regulated machlno, each part
Working easily In Its upproprlato-plnco.
A slight dorangemont causes unduo
friction and wear, nnd frequently rulna
tho entire system.
A well-known educator of Boston
found n way to keop tho brain and tho
body In that harmonious co-operation
which mnkos a joy ot living.
"Two years ago," sho writes, "being
In n condition of nervous exhaustion, I
resigned my position ns tonchor, which
I had held ovor 40 years. Slnco thon
tho entire rest hns, of courso, been a
benoflt, but tho uso of Grnpo-Nu'ts has
romoVed ono great causo ot illness In
tho past, namely, constipation, nnd its
ittondnnt evils.
"I generally make my ontlro brook-
.ast on n rnw egg beaten Into four
spoonfuls ot Grapo-Nuts, with a llttlo
hot milk or hot water added, I like
It extremely, my food assimilates, and
my bowels tako caro of thomsolvos. I
nnu my ornin power nnu pnysicai con-
"tlon ioh greater nnd I know that
thu uso of tho Grapo-Nuts has contrib
uted largely to this result,
"It la with feelings of gratltudo that
I write this testimonial, nnd truBt it
may bo tho menus of aiding othors In
their senrch for health."
Look In pkga. for tho llttlo hook, "Tho
Road to VUvlllo ," "There's n Ronson,"
livrr rend (he nliovc Ivtfrtrf
one mipriir from tlmo . time. They
n npiT
lire Kenulur, true, uud full uf Uuiuun
lutci'dl.
CALLS FLIRTING A PERIL
Chicago Pastor Sees Homes Wrecked
, and Divorce Decrees In "a
Menacing Evil."
Chicago. "It is n long dlstanco
from n flirtation on tho corner ot
State and Adams streets to what has
becomo Infamous nt Newport nnd on
"10 "J. Ho who looks down
1 , , nn8 ? , ,
to tnc whoIo road nnd Umt nmno j3
.,,Pfl,rilPflnn. Whpn - incomes
. - .
ies common, popular nnu insiuon-
nuio, tno nuinucr or divorces nmr
blasted homes Will diminish."
Tiiat was iicv. ireuericK is. nop-
kins' Introduction to his sermon In tho
1'iigrim uongregauonai cuurcn which,
in part, was as follows:
"flirtation is mo cause oi our bo-
clal evil. It undermines tho homo.
It mnkeB mnrrlago look llKo a failure.
Tho rapidly increasing numbor of
women who drink nnd Binoito in rasp-
lonanio restaurants snows wuero sta'
,tions on tne routo nro locnieu anu ino
Rev. Frederick E. Hopkins.
men In tho big, swift touring cars ac
compllsh tho rest of tho .trip with I
"
.merciless brevity, nut icnvo neuinn
tno rumcs of a scandal that will nil
tho lauu,
"In respect of this evil, as of all
others, we need to remember that
first steps are tho dangerous steps,
first compromises tho dangerous com-
promises, wo nro oiten ubkcu: 'Can
-1 dance, can I play cards, can I go to
iiio ineaicr, enn i iaao n giass oi
wlno?' And our unswer Is, no
a dogmatic and positivo no, but tht
question, 'What Ib Bafo for you?'
"When men nnd women aro loiter
lng about through lire wondering what
they will do next, a serpent not fai
nway Is apt to lift Its head nnd slghl
I.Im.I T. ... . 1. .. f . -.1 .... n , T71 .1
iuu uuu. i' i uni iuu uaiuiu ui cucu
to tho present hour snnkes havo loved
Evo In a Bnuko'B way. Samson ha
'lied and joked with Delilah, Sapho has
loved tho young student, as tho devil
loveB tho world.
"lt Is a lovo with tho most beautl-
fill faco you ever Haw. It Is love with
tho most attractive personality you
havo ever known. It Is a lovo with
what Is called temperament, you
know makes a lie sound better than
tho truth. It can mako tho red-head-
ied, black-faced Cleopatra look so fas-
dilating that tho great Marc Antony aro tho Canadian Pacific, tho Cana
ls content to be dragged behind her dlan Northern and tho Grand Trunk
.bnrge llko a dead fish.
"Tho love of the lllrt Is n lovo that
makes men and women forget their
honor, their vows, their ambitions,
their tnlents, their fathers and moth-
era, husbands nnd wives, aud all tho
great hopes of tlmo and eternity. The towns, and immediately began as fac
flrst steps may lead down the marble tors in tho building up of tho great
stops ot a palaco of pleasure. But look Canadian West.
at tho end!"
ELEPHANT MADE OF WALNUTS
Callfornla Offers Unique Menagerie In
Exhibit of Products at the
Seattle Fair.
Seattle, Wash. Ono of tho most
curious nnd unique menngerles of an-
imnls at tho Alaska-Yukon-Pacific ox-
position was seen in the California with the eyes of a crank,
building In tho shape of a bear, an "I beg your pardon," said tho new
elephant, nnd a cow made respectively comer, "but Is thero an opening here
of raisins, walnuts, and almonds. Tho
Walnut Elephant.
Illustration shows tho English walnut
olophant. Tho purposo of this curious
oxhlbltlon was to draw attention to
throo of tho slaplo products of tho
elate.
Munned.
"Did you secure photos of yourself
nnd tho giuno you Hilled?"
"No, but tho coroner and tho Now
iork papers did."
Sharp Methods.
"Talking about this disfranchising
amendment, whnt did thry i,.an by
i ..... . x..-
'Ui"ii; in uic grnnuinrers- Clause?"
i) scratch the voto."
NEW RAILWAYS IN
CENTRAL CANADA
AMERICAN SETTLERS WELCOME
AND DOING. WELL.
Tho Portland Oregonlan, ot Port-
Oregon, published d cartoon on
tho Immigration Of XI. S. people to
. u . Octobor B
?MtJ u2s "c ...B.'
iyu.i inuiuru yuh uucuuiiiuuiuu
by tho f0n0wlng nrtlclo:
; "Losing American CItlzons. Tho ox
', nt Amrlrnn fnrmnrn tn nnnnrta
Pj,ntlmi(S to bo a nhonomonon of thb
fl-rot? importnnce. Moro of thorn nro
croa8ng , tho border this fall than
over bcf6re. nnd thoy are flocking
from all nnrtn of tho country. Former-
iy lt,wa8 th Middle Wost nlono which
thug i03t Uj0 hearr of lta clUzonshlp.
Now all BCctlons of tho Union suffor
ftiiit Tno rcCTOt which wo cannot
h0to couna 0ver tho migration of
mftny thousands of oxcollont; cltizons
has an economic sldo which causes
somo concern. Tho 70,000 farmers
who will go to Canada to llvo tills fall
will take with them somo $70,000,000
In cash and effects. This Is by. no
monns a ncgllgtblo Bum, and mnkos n
vory appreciable drain on our re
sources. But, of course, tho most se
rious loss Is tho men thomsolvos and
thoir families, who havo forsaken .the
land of tho freo and tho homo of tho
bravo to dwell undor tho rulo of a
monnrch.
Why do they go? Naturally tho
choap and fertile land of Wostorn Can
ada attracts them. Each emigrant
goes with n rensonnblo oxpoctntlon of
bottorlng his fortune Indcod, In a
fow yenrs ho may grow rich through
tho abundant crops ho can ralso and
tho lncrcaso of land valuos. But por
haps that Is not tho solo' reason for
the astonishing migration. Thero Is
a common notion abroad that In Can
ada Hfo and property nro appreciably
safer than they nro horo. Murders
aro not bo frequent, nnd aro moro
speedily and surely punished. Mobs
and tho so-called 'unwritten law aro
virtually unknown In Canada. Again
tho law is a vastly moro ascertainable
enttty there.
enuiy mere. v;anaua aoes not per-
mit ltB judgea to veto acts ot tho leg-
ialatlvo body. When n atatuto has
been enacted it is known to bo tho
law of tho land until It Is repealed.
this naturally Imparts to Canadian
civilization a security and stability
,whlch wo havo not'yot attained.
"Wo must remombor, in tho same
connection, that tho Canadian protoc-
uvo tarin is iar less exorbitant, uian
ours, and much less boldly arranged
for tho benefit of Bpeclal favorites.
Hence thero is nn impression, very
widely diffused, that tho Canadians
are not so wickedly robbod by the
trusts as wo are In this country. Rea-
sons llko theso sufficiently account for,
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110 OXOUUS OI U UO(iy OI CIUZCUH, WUUIU
wo can 111 afford to loso, but thoy do
not much assungo our regret that thoy
cannot be retained in tho United
States."
Sneaking of this, a Canadian Gov-
ornment representative says that tho
Americans who cross tho border aro
most welcome. Tho splondhl areas
of virgin soil, n largo quantity of' which
is given nway as freo homesteads, llo
closo to existing railways and to thoso
under construction. Tho railway lines
that nro assisting in this. development
Pacific. Tho latter Is built entirely on
Canndlan soil, and has openod up a
wonderful stretch of land. Along this
lino during tho year about closed thou-
sands of American Bottlors havo mado
their homes. They havo built tho
Agonts of tho Govornmout aro lo
cated in various cities throughout tho
United Stntes who will bo ploased to
glvo any Information that may bo do-
sired to furthor tho intoront of the
BOttlor.
An Ever Ready ODenlna.
Tho editor suddenly became con-
scIoub that Bomo ono was standing be-
hind him. Looking round, his glnnco
fell upon a seedy looking individual
tor a first-class Intellectual writer?"
"Yes," grimly responded tho odltor.
An Ingenious carponter, foroocolng
your visit, hns provldod nn excellent
opening. Turn tho knob to tho right,
nnd do not slam tho door as you go
out," Tho Siindny Mngar.lno.
BACKACHE 18 KIDNEYACH.E.
Usually There Are Other Troubles to
prove it.
Pain In tho back is pain In tho kid
neys, In most cases, and it points to
tho nood or a spe
cial remedy to re
move nnd euro the
congestion or in
flammiatloa of tho
kidneys thnt Is in
terfering with thoir
work nnd causing
that pain that
makes you Bay:
"Oli, my back."
Thompson Wat-,
kins, professional
nurso, 420 N. 23rd
St, Parsons, Kan,,
" sayB; "AW,
tlmo 1 waa annoyed with sharp twlngqa.
ncross tho small ot my back nnd lr
regular passnges ot tho kldnoy Becro
tions. Slnco using Doan's Kldnoy Plllo,
I nm freo from these troubles."
Romombor tho name Doan 6. Sold
bv all dealers. r.O cents a box. Foster.
Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
s m t't ojiair, what's tho runt
i'h (Mi ''arm clock