MANY GROUND Pleas for Separation That Seem of the Most Flimsy Kind--They Range in Importance from Pumpkin Pie and Dogs to Writing Poetry and Kissing the Cat. r APOLEON declared Hint every man In tlio rnnkB carried In IiIh knnpsnck a nimyhni'B baton. Victor .Nowmnn, u clovor English artist, now In Now York, declares Hint every Aniorlcnn girl tucks illvorco papers into her trouasonu. Whether the nuulogy ho Just or tin Just, ccrtnln It 1b Hint tho Aniorlcnn womnn proven almost nB fertile In tho matter of excuses for securing n di vorce as shu In In marshaling wiles with which to not n husband, writes Anna Stccse Richardson In tho Now York World. For while Bcnrcely nioro tli!n n round dozen causes nro cltod by tho law uh grounds for dlvorco, oven In this" country of llhornl and vnrled Btato dlvorco lawn, tho nvorago woman can Interpret tho most com mon cause, "cruelty," In a hundred and one ways, onch of which will go fltralght to the hcnrtB of Judgo nnd Jury. For Inntnnco, tho Biiptfrlor court In Scnttlo, Wash., was recently nsRcd to decide whether "dyspopslii" and "cruelty" wero synonymous lorniB. Harriet Dendlck Kohl wnH a culinary nrtlct. Ahor V. Kohl, her husband, wan a dyspeptic. Bo long as Mr. Kohl Htuck to a diet, ho wiib a compnnloh nblo spouse. When ho yeafned for Borne of hlB wife's tldhltH ho would Hiiroly fall from grace and Into a tantrum. Ono Sunday ho Induced IiIh wlfo to ninko waffles. After ontlng plentifully of those, flontlng hi maple sirup, he threw tho family canary In ItB cago through tho window. A batch or especially lino Bodn biscuit led lilrn to stray from IiIh diet, and that nftornoon ho kicked tho faintly watch dog Into tho nelghbor'H bnclc yard, "When no fninlly pet wnn at liaud, Mrs. "'Kohl was tho butt of his "displeasure and dyspeptic rage. After eating an unusual (iiiantlty of tier vory best strawberry shortcake, Mr. Kohl act ually refused to speak to IiIh wlfo for 48 hours. MrB. Kojil urged this In gratitude for her culinary ability no effectively that dlvorco on tho grounds of cruelty was granted. Cruelty In Restricted Diet. Mrs. Annn M. llodgo of Pittsburg. Va secured a decroo bocauso her hus band limited tho dally bill of faro, breakfast, dlnnor and Biippor, !lfi5 days In tho year, to sausages and rlco pud ding. Ho throve on the dlot, hut Mrs Hodge called It cruelty, and tho court agreed with her. Mrs. J. 11. Stotson of San Francisco, In applying for a dlvorco from a trac tion mngnato of tho far west, cited as "cruolty" tho fact that nho had to oat pumpkin pie three times a day and was denied tho prlvllogo of adding soup and salad to tho family monii. Mrs Harry Mareinount's dlvorco from a Chicago carriage m.iker was duo largely to a dlfforenco In opinion ovor snuorkraiit. Sho liked sauerkraut, but her husband could not euduro tho Binoll of It. Whon she persisted In cooking It ho struck her and lied from their homo In anger. Mrs. Joseph T. Colvln of Pittsburg secured a dlvorco bocatiBo hor husband, a prominent secret socloty man and an all-round fellow, Insisted upon supplying chatn pagno whon Bho naked for broad. The court agreed that no woman could live on champaguo alone. Codfish' Cause for Dlvorco, " In tho llttlo town'of Union, llorgon county, Now Jersey, Mr. and Mrs. Thcron C. Knnpp amiably agreed to Bccuro a dlvorco becauso Knnpp, In t n moment of oxtravaganco, brought liomo a box or prepared codfish. Mrs. Knapp had always humored her hus band's fondness for codllsh cakoo with tho good-oldfashlonod brand of cod fish which you soak ovor night and pick by hnnd. Shocked by his ex travnganco in buying tho prepared article, sho pullod tils hair. Tho rec ords do not show which constituted cruelty, tho codfish purchnso or the lialr pulling. A Marquette (Mich.) man cited a ono instanco of cruelty, In his petition for dlvorco, tho fact that his wlfo had InvarUbly rofused to mako for him a lomon plo, of which dollcacy ho was extromely fond, "much to his discom fort," tho papers sot forth. Family pets have often figured In petitions for dlvprce. Mrs. Androw Malm of Alton, HI., had 10 picked Leg horns, which sho kopt at tho rear of her cottago. Hor landlord sorved no tlco that 'big property could not bo converted iuto a chicken ranch. Her husband announced Hint ho could not afford to sacrifice his trndo nB a piano tuner by moving into a different neigh- borhood. Tho two had boon inurrlod 15 years, but MrB. Mahti calmly packed up hor personal property,. In cluding tho chlckciiB, nnd moved away, leaving Mr. Malm to tho cold comfort of a dlvorco court. Poodle Separated Fond Hearts. William D. Entrlnklu of Chicago ob jected to tho attentions showered on a Fronch poodlo by hlo wlfo. uud took U r,'it on the poodlo, to tho lattor's' Ik FOR DIVORCE physical discomfort. Whorotipon Mrs. Entrlnhln took horsolf to tho dlvorco court, with "cruelty" for her" opon Ncsatno. On tho other hand, Mrs. Leroy Mor gan of Marlon, Ind., Bccurod n dlvorco bocauso hor husband Insisted upon having his pot dog for n bodfollow. Mr. nnd Mrs. Georgo E. Abrnm of Detroit, Mich., also parted over a dog. Each claimed tho family pot as IiIb In dividual properly, and both bought tidy brass license tags. Tho dog dis appeared, and each accused tho other of kidnaping dear llttlo Ilessle. The cocker spaniel Inter appeared as ex hibit A In tho divorce trial. Gottlieb Herring of MiiBkcgon, Wis., gave Ills wlfo her freedom nnd $125 in alimony bocauso sho Insisted unon having hor Angora cat Bharo their couch, which gave poor Gottlieb a creepy feeling. Therosn stoutly In Blgtod Hint her cut nlim tho nllmonv wub worth a thousand Gottliebs. Justice of tho Penco William 11. Williams of-Montclnlr, N. J., tried In vain to make peace between a couplo whose names ho refused to divulge, but who wero separating becauso tho wlfo insisted on kissing her cut good night, DIlforoncoH ovor tho slto of tholr homo hnvo led ninny n couplo to tho divorce court. in Ohicngo, Willis Howo, managor or tho Palmer house for 20 years, and later manager of tho Vlrglnln, Bccurod a dtvorco bo causo hla wlfo rofused to ltvo in Chi cago, and ho refused to lodvo tho Windy City. Sho Bald that nftor Vicu na and Paris, Chicago was cruolty. Her husband dubbod her actions "do sortlon," nnd both won tholr point n dlvorco. Too Many Kisses. Kisses, though Quito within tho jnatrlmonlnl law, liavo boon known to pnBB na cruelty. Poor Arthur Kehr, a Chicago iniiBicInn, Btied for dlvorco becauBe hlo enreor as n bread winner wna interrupted by his wife's nppo tlto for klssoB. "I could not oludo that constant cry or 'Arthur, kiss rao," ho said In his complaint; "I wag u 0Jm MM ' If if W prisoner at my wife's house. Tho week I was thoro I onrned Just $1.20. I had to run nwny, and nftor 16 dnys of ovor-klsslng I nppllod for a dl vorco." On tho other hnnd, Mrs. Henry" RodgerB of Hnsbrouck Heights, N. J applied for a divorce on the ground that her husband, who holds a prom inent position with tho United States Stool trust, no longer kissed her on leaving homo nnd returning. Vice Chnnccllor Garrison of Jersey City dismissed tho complaint because "tho wrongs complained of arc of n Bontl mental nature nnd tho court of chan cery has no Jurisdiction." Whon Mrs. Frcdorlck W. Masch meyor of St. touts begged Judgo Hough to grant her a dlvorco on tho grounds Hint her husband cruelly re fused to kiss tier, tho Judge was In crcduloiiB, for sho was Jovoly and al together klBsable, but when ho lcnrnod that tho refusal to bestow the longed for kisses wob tho outward and vlslblo Blgn of nn Inward and nlmost per potual grouch, tho Judgo decided Hint hero wns n enso of cruolty, Indeed. Children and Divorce. Children often appear In petitions ns reasons for dlvorco. Prof. Goorgo W. Hums, n teacher In tho public schools of Cincinnati, secured a dl vorco bocnuse his wlfo, having homo htm ton children, refused to bavo any further nddltions to tho fnmily. Mr. nnd MrB. Chnrles Noumnn of Los Atigoles hnd mndo nn nnte-nuptlnl agrcemont Hint they were to hnvo no children. Mr. Neuninn, after a few yearn, changed his mind on tho sub ject, but Mrn. Neumnn did not, and returned to her own home nnd mother. Mrs. Hnmllton Frlea of Stonetown, N. J., thought hor husband ought to walk tho lloor with the bnby when tho latter so desired especially nftor nightfall. Hamilton declared that after covering 750,000 miles of carpet lit tho woo small hours, ho was Justi fied in striking. Mrs, Fries nnd tho bnby decided Hint pnpa must either walk or Iobo 'cm. Pnpa lost. Hut Rudolph Hnrtznt, Jr., of Lincoln, Nob., thought his wlfo was going somo whon alio sold a $20 baby buggy for ono dollar In order to buy a ticket for n theatrical performance Ho said he did not mind having hur sell an occasional artlclo of furniture to buy a now gowu, but ho drow the lino at hor selling what ho had glvon their baby. Another caao of homo and mother for hers. Tho most lnnocont plenstirc, carried to oxccbb, may bo countod ns an ex hibit in a dlvorco cnBo. Mrs. J, w. Smith of nollefontalno, 0.,-snt up In bed at night to roll and smoko cigar ottos, and her husband secured a dl vorco. 'Mrs. Grace C. Markoll of Scranton, Pa., secured a divorce be causo her huaband would not permit hor to dnnco with othor mou, and tulkod out loud about It, too, tlieroby cruelly embarrassing her in public. Released from "Flro Fiend." Joseph A. Kuntz, u Bronx brcwor. is what tho professional flrcmon culr "a buff." Ho lived opposite tho flro houso, nnd, no mnttor what hour an alarm rang, ho followed tho engines. This disturbed tho siunibors of his wife, who nftor endurlog the excite ment of four years applied for n di vorce. , George O. Gonoronux of Oakland, Gal., cntertnlnod his men friends at poker in tho family woodshed. When his funds ran low, ho stepped Into tho house and borrowed of tho family exohonttor. His wife said this cut off the Btipply of household dolicaclcs. and sho secured her decree without trouble. Jules Joneph Moquetto and bin wlfo of Newark. N. split ovor Socialism, and his wlfo said sho would not bo kopt nwake nights llstonlng to bin tirades on tho subject. Mr. itnd Mrs. Victor Johnson of St. touts split be causo he wanted to do tho housework and let hor seek a Job "downtown." She said sho wanted to mako the bis cuits and broil tho Btcak horsolf. Charles F. Healy of Chicago must hnvo been n good-natured person, bo qauso when his wire wns 111 and her doctor said Hint the divorce decrco which sho'wunted would bo a suro cure, ho yle! "3d without n murmur. Then sho regretted the net, nnd on her retovory ho domnnded Hint tho' decrco bo sot nslde. NO POSSIBLE SHOW TO WIN Once Famous Gambler Tells How tho Greenhorn is Systematically Fleeced. A llttlo white-haired, black-coated, bespectacled old gentleman, who lookB nnd is tho personification of benovo lence, that is Mr. John Philip Qnlnn, once notorious ns Hie "prince of Amer ican card-sharpers," but for tho last 20 years a roformed man. Mr. Qulnn Is now appearing at St. George's hall In his most Interesting porformanco consisting of nn oxposttro of the meth ods by which Hharpcrs despoil tholr victims. This Is whnt lvo says: I was born and raised, brother,. In tho southern Btato of Missourl-ln days when slavery wnB still In force, nnd iny father himself owned funny slaves. 1 was a wild lad; nothing could keep mo at school, and by tho time I was 15 I was the assoclato of professional gamblers and sharpers, and beforo very long I hnd dellnltely thrown In my lot with them. I had an accursed skill nt sleight of hnnd, and for 25 years 1 lived by my wits and on the, money of fools, or "suckers," na wo call them. Was I ever caught? I was prose cuted 17 times as, a professional gam bler, but thoso wero days when "gratt" was rampant, jind f always managed to buy my freedom. Hut In tho end I ,wcnt to gaol, and the Irony of It, ror nu offense of which I was entirely innocent. I wns ac cused of complicity In n gold-brick swindle, but although I was by no means new to this form of fraud, and hnd worked It successfully more than once, I hnd nothing to do with this particular case. " 1 went to prison for II months, nnd during that tlmo I be came a chnnged man. My llttlo boy died whllo 1 was tn prlsont Although I wns n sharper I loved hint passionately and his loss broke mo up. When I enmo out of prison I wont to tho houso where I hnd loft my wife nnd children, only to find them gone. Tho woman of the house did not know nt first for whom I was Inquir ing, and then she said: You mean tho lady who had a little boy that died?" "Yes," I said, "nnd I wnnt you to show mo his grave. 1 have something to 80ttlo with my conscience there." Then Bhe recognized mo nnd said: "Why don't you llvo to be fit to meet him in nnother place?" "I will," I Bald, and for the Inst 22 years I have been trying to got rendy to meet my boy." I wont off to Chicago, took n room in n basement, and started writing my book, "Fools of Fortuno" which such famous men as Dr. Talntago and Dr. Lyinnii Abbott, editor of tno American Outlook, to which Mr. Roosevelt Is contributing, have described as tho beBt sermon against gambling thoy ever read. Ono day l got a wlro from a brothor sharper, tolling mo to como to St. Louis quick tljero was "a horso for $11,000," which, of course, tnennt a "stickor" to bo Bucked dry. I took no notico, and then ono dny In walked my old confederate. "What nro you doing here, John?" said he. I told him nnd ho scoffed. Ho tempted mo with tho promise of $2,000 for my share, If I would stand In with him, and ho offorod mo a hundred dollars down. As I had about 80 cents in the world Just then, that $100 bill lookod mighty big and good, but I put It away, and in the ond he shook hands, tho tears standing in his eyes, nnd Inslatcld on my taking $10 to holp mo along. Tito last I hoard of him ho wnn doing ten yeai-B, poor fellow. 'Well, slnco then, brother, I bavo devoted my llfo to stopping peoplo front gnmbllng by showing them how Impossible It Is for them to win against professional gam blers. Now, horo'B a-polnt: At my por formanco peoplo know that I am cheating, yot thoy can't detect how tt Is done, Hut when a man goes gam bltng ho thinks tho gamo la straight or ho wouldn't piny ho Is not looking for trlckory, nnd whnt chance then bus ho of finding It whon, na I say, people right on the stage, watching mo nB close us they can, can't see how I cheat them. Well, brothor, I guess my timo's up nover, never piny cards with atrun gors, for you are euro to logo. That is wnat wo call n cinch. Poarson's Weekly. 3C The Winning of Hulda By Charles (Copyright, by Httldn was having, a hard tlmo of It, for Bho found herself unablo to dccldo which of Iter two suitors alio preferred. Hans, alio had to confess, possessed somo advantages which weighed heav ily In his favor. Mr. Hall, tho mnn acrosa tho street who owned the big npartmont building, was particular about his furnnco man and sho knew that ho liked Hans. Resides Hans could speak Swedish nnd tho acknowl edged that it was pleasnnt to talk with htm In tho languago of tho dear old homo across the sen. Hut whenever hla plain, open conn tennuco with tho blue oyes twinkling below tho yollow hair wan pictured In her mind, sho blamed him for being n llttlo too ordinary. Sho could see a dozen such nny Sunday In tho llttlo Swedish church. Now with a man who woro n fine blue coat with n flvo pointed star on the front of it, nnd carried n mahogany club It wna differ ent. No ono -who looked nt htm could fnll to sec that ho, being a part of the government, was suporlor.lo Hiq com mon run of. men. Michael had told her that ho was the right arm of tho law, and Bho had looked her admira tion. She had known him almost as long as she hnd Hans and ho wan very good to hor. On Sundays In the park he would get her n scat closo up to the band stand. Then when the concert was over, bo would stroll across that part of the park that had signs to keep off the grass erected upon It. Of course MIchcal the nll-poworful could walk He Would Get Her a Seat Close the Band Stand. to wherever ho pleased. Ho was aware that Hans wns his rival, for ono Sat urday night bo had como to soo Hulda and found tho Swedish swain thoro. Hulda had said: "Hans, this Is Mr. Flanagan," and Hans had responded cordlnlly, but Michael ncceptcd the Introduction sul kily, nnd Bat scowling nt the sink all tho rest of the evening. After that tho sagacious Mr. Flana gan ceased visiting Hulda on Satur days nnd obtained a transfor to an other platoon, so that ho could do his calling on Monday or Tuesday nights. Hans did not alter his visiting uchd tile, bo tho rivals nover mot nt Hulda's homo again. Indeed Michael took so llttlo palna to cultlvato Han's ncqunint nnco that ho nover oven dreamed of Inquiring what tho former did for a living, and thta disdainful indifference wna destined to prove costly in tho ond. How Hulda would have learned to know tho truo sentiments of her heart had not Hank O'Day, tho Ice man, set in motion a fateful tratn of circumstances, ono cannot guess. Hank did not know Hulda, ho does not know her to tho presont day. And yet It was Who other than tho guar dian of tho Ico wagon who unwitting ly unmasked her heart's desire. Hank O'Day drove a pair of remark ably lilgh-spliited horses. Ono morn ing whon tho Ico wagon was empty, bis aesthetic InBtlncts led him to re turn to tho yards by way of tho streot that skirted tho park. Just as the chariot of fato was nearlng I Hilda's homo, the chain at tho back of tho wagon slipped nnd lot tho end gnto drng upon tho ground. Hnnk sworo lmpntlontly, stopped his team and Jumped to tho ground to fusten the chain. Ho Jerked It quickly through tho iron rings hnd then, sworo vivid ly again aB tho team, becoming nlnrmed-by tho sudden noise, sprang forward and gnlloped madly down tho avenue, mnklng straight for tho near est entrance to tho park. Tho Lord lied Hank stood still long enough to seo tho end gato banging out defiance. Then ho started after as fast as bis rubbor boots would let him. Whon oflicor Michael Flanagan turnod rrom his faithful gunrdlnnshlp of a bevy of almporlng nurse girls In the park, ho saw coming townrd him I ..11 1 l 1 . . m tun biiuuu n puir oi wna-oyeu norscs with nn ico wngon swnylng from eido to side. Uchlnd tho Bent ot tho wagon Btood n mnn trying dosporntoly to got hold or tho reins. At onco Michael rec ognized tho wnvlng yellow hair and palo reaturcs or tho drlvor as thoso or the detested Hana, nnd in tho samo moment thero camo to him tho reali zation or hla opportunity ror revenge. Ho ran Into tho roadway and as tho flying wagon passed, caughl the chain of thn nd gato and Bwung hlmsolf In- L. Doyle W. O. Chapman.) to the box. As ho gained his feet tho wagon slowed Biiddenly and ho lurched forward, bringing up against the back of tho sturdy driver. Seizing him rirmly by tho collnr, Officer Flanagan gasped: "I arrcBt you In tho name of tho law." Hans did not qulto understand, but tho hands on his collar In tho 'mo ment or bucccbb mndo him nngry. "Whnt you 'want? let mo go,," ho cried Indlgnnnlly. "Not me," retorted Michael triumph antly, "you nro under nrrcst ror driv ing n tramc team in tho park, nnd must go with mo to tho stntlou." Hans clung to tho reins nnd refused' to como. In his broken English ho explained nnd expostulated, ho all but exploded. Another officer was ap proaching, and when ho enmo within enrshot tlto victim of circumstances appealed to htm volubly. Hut tho nowcomcr was Indifferent. If Hans was -nrreatcd "why of courso ho must go to tho station, nnd so to tho stntlon ho went, In charge of tho exultant Flnnngan. Tho magistrate was busy when they arrived nnd HanB was allowed to go until the afternoon, whon ho wns told he would bo given a hearing. Police man Flabagan smiled grimly to him self as ho strolled back on post. There was a goodly chanco-that Han'B employer would flro him for careless ness, nnd what would Hulda say when she heard that Hans had offended tho majesty of the law and been arrested. There was no fear that Bho f the flaxen hnlr and bright eyes would not henr of tho occurrence. Michael would attend personally to tho convey ance of tho ttdlngB. In tho afternoon Officer Flnnagnn niado hla appearance In court, Hans camo In . due time, nccompalnled by no less n person than Hulda. With thorn wero also his employer, Mr. Hall, and Hank O'Day, the Iceman Michael nar rated tho detnlls or the arrest, nnd then Mr. Hnll had bis Innings. Ho told tho magistrate how Hans. I'nt tho risk or his lire, had sprung Into tno runaway wagon as it dashed by tho building whero ho was employed, and succeeded in bringing the .mad dened team to a hnl attcr passing tho park entrance. This statement wn3 corroborated by Hulda, who had wit. nessed HanB daring leap, and lastly Hank O'Day testified that ho was tho regular driver or the team. Heroro discharging Hans, tho magis trate addressed n' row romarks to offi cer Flanagan which made that zeal ous member of tho force wilt porcop tibly. Michael left the courtroom with such sentences ns "ofllclous interfer ence, bungling stupid work, utterly unfit to wenr a police uniform" ring ing In his cars. Rut tho -hardest part to bear was tho sight or Hulda cling Ing to Hans' stnlwart arm as thoy walked away togothcr. GUARDING TOWER TREASURES System Is Said to Be Most Perfect That Has Ever Been Devised. Tho Tower of London has tho most perfect system of burglar alarms that has yet been dovlscd. From Scotland Yard, rrom tho gov ernor's headquarters, and from other places known only to a few respon sible officials, tho whole tower can bo closed electrically within n few sec onds. Even tho ponderous gates nt tho inlddlo tower, which weigh somo tons nnd through which visitors puss, swing to automatically, nnd tho es enpo of every ono within Is Instnittly barred. At" the same tlmo an alarm boll rings to wnrn wardens, pollco and Boldicrs. In particular tho precautions in tho apartment containing the crown Jew els nro or a most scientifically elab orate kind. Ono or the Heofeaters on duty in the room has merely to press a button, wheroupon tho heavy door closes, tho alarm boll below rings, tho othor gates slam to and lock, and ov cry person within tho tower Is In stantly cut off from tho outer world. , "Tho man who can get nwny with' nny or tlto crown jewels deserves them," observed n tower olllclnl. "From whero I nm stnndlng I could closo every Importnnt door nnd gate In tho tower In ns short a tlmo as it takes mo to utter thoso words." It was mainly to inauro tho sarety or tho crown Jewels that the system wns installed. No ordor was issuod ror tho closing or tho tower on a recont day, when grcntly to their alarm, tho visitors round doors locked, bolted und barred against them ror about ten minutes, preventing nny ono leaving tlto tower. "Tho tower simply closed that U all," .remarked nn ofllcIal.k "Who 1 caused It to do bo wo do not know, It might have been Scotland Yard' ...1 . , . - U wnero mo pressing ot a button would Imprison ovory soul within tho tower until tho pollco gavo tho signal for their release Or it might have imn tho governor, anxious to learn wheth er wo wero all at our posts. At nny rato, It was nono of tho minor of ficials. "In fact, who closed tho-tower and why is a secret known only to tho highest authorities. Thoro wbb no alarm no attempt to sclzo the crown Jowels." London Daily Mall.