NEW WORK
FOR
MEN
Taxi-Governess and Doorman
Nurse Appear in Gotham.
They Keep Watch Over the Children'
Who Dwell In Dig Hotels and
Apartment Houses, and Earn .
Considerable Money.
Now York. Hero aro tlio newest
servitors up hi dato the Jnxl-gover-dJh
and tho doorman-nurso!
It lan't a Joko, elthur. Of course,
Ur'ho now-fnasled children's attend
mats don't vrnar Indicators thnt run
up n bill wbilo you watt, but they do
look out (or tlio youngsters whose for
tttau It la to dvrell lu the big hotels
aud apartment, bouses uptown.
. In-thcHe -fawtlrtlOua days the taxi
starter and tbo doorman arc features
front of every well-regulated liotol
and apartment that wants to be strict
ijj to tho wanner born. Now, they
aren't opening cab doors all tho time,
"d the parents who dwell upstairs
liow that And tito youngsters must
!iy. Hut tlio great caravansaries
vo no playcroundu for the children.
llrforco thoy must co to the street.
Tlint't) whero the taxi-starter and
tae doorman emu en lu. It's their' job
hco that tho kiddles come to no
harm. Of courao, many of them have
Uu.'lr governesses or tliolr nurses, but
ofliorn have not. Cousuquontly, tbo
uitsldo fOrco of tho house Is pressed
liuo service, truer aro asked to watch
tiro children ereu to amuse them.
Some of tho lailcab starters and
lnormcn ha.ro stated hours for each
onlld or group of children. They will
Wfoln immediately after breakfast
ltn two or tiireo, and Join in their
Itlo games and romping until the
ungaters tiro and turn their ntten-
an to something clao. Then the men
II up another mother and take hor
nildrou for an hour. At some of the
MDartmont houses uptown, whero
tfluro aro taxlcab stands or doormen,
tP'e men are busy almost continuously
until the. children co to bed.
They have to keep an eyo on the
door, but that doesn't prevent them
from running up and down tho side
walk, playing tag and ball, or indulg
ing In any of tho other children's
pastimes. Incidentally they mako a
mat llttlo sum. lu tips every week
from tho doting parents.
At one big apartmont hotel on up
per IJ road way tlio taxlcab starter and
One of tho "Nurses" and His Charge.
doorman look after no less than i!5
children ovory day In this manner.
Tho little onoa whoso families aro
spending the summer in town havo
regular hours when they can romp In
front of tho hotel with their big
"nurses." The. parents havo Implicit
conlldcnco in their guardians, and
lenvo '(he llttlo fellows, to be nmused
for two or threo hours at a time.
Sometimes ns many as eight or ten
will bo plnying In front o' tho hotel
at onco under tho watchful eyes of
tin- doorman aud taxlcab stnrter. Two
of tho kiddles may havo their dogs,
otheiB will be playing tng or marbles,
while tho little girls are skipping rope
or playing with their dollies.
Kor tho children of the rich who
havo to spend their summer, or oven
part of it, in the city, tho tnxlcab
starters and doormen aro a boon.
Their parents like It. for they hnve a
real "nurso" on tho cooperative plan.
And tho.hotols can't complain, bo
cause H means satisfied patrons at a
season when patrons are hard to get.
Baby Is Born with Wings.
Knnnoke, Va. A report comes from
Montgomery county that a woman
there has given birth to a child with
wings Instead of arms. A Hoanoke
man who recently returned from a
trip lo that country In a wagon tells
the rlory. A young woman asked for
a ride and was accommodated. She
related having just left n borne where
a baby was born with fenthored
wings. Tho young woman declared
that kIic knew the truth of tho state
nient, having seen the child. Tho
baby, phe bald, made a noise like a
chicken.
Finds Mastodon's Teeth on Farm.
Mount Holly, N. J. Finding 22
Isige teeth and making enough exca
rations to satisfy him that the skull
and other parts wero there, Jonathan
H. Kelcey, n Pemberton lawyer, be
Ilexes that he has discovered the re
mains ut an extinct mastodon burled
on tITe Walter Antrim farm In Spring
lls-ld" township. In reaching this con
elusion le has notified the New Jer
snv Stale (leologlcnl society that all
ilp.hls to moke further excavations
Law tit-en reserved for It.
BUST OF SHAKESPEARE SOLD
Wooden Likeness of the Bard of Avon
rings $2,025 at Recent Auction
In London.
London.- Hero is an Illustration of
tho bust of Shakespeare which was
sold at Sotheby's recently for $2,025.
Hotwcen the tluio of the discovery of
tho bust and Its snle many porsons
had gained tho idea that it was to go
for much morn money than It brought.
Tho bust, howovcr, has no great ar
tistic value, according to what hat
been said of it in the English prime:
it Is unflattering to Shakespeare and
its chief valuo is as a relic only.
Its authenticity, however, nppenrs
to bo quite fully nttcsted. It Is be-
Only Known Contemporary Likeness
of Shakespeare.
llevod to bo tho work of Qorard John
son, who erected In tho church nt
Stratford on Avon tho portrait bust
to which this bears a strong resem
blance It resembles markedly also
tho Droeshout print which was used
as fronttsplcco to tho First Folio edi
tion of Shakespeare's works.
It Is put down as work of tho Into
sixteenth or early- seventeenth cen
tury, and it served as tho model on
which Kent and Schccmakers designed
their Shakespeare- monument for tho
Poets' Corner of Westminster abbey.
Tho statuctto 13 about fifteen Inches
high and In good preservation except
for somo wormholc3 and a crack In
tho base.
Tho history of it as given dates
from tho llfo of tho poet's sister, Joan
Shakespcaro, and it remained in tho
family until Thomas Hart, tho fifth In
dlroct lino of descent from Joan, di
rected n relative, Thomas Hornby, to
rent Shakespeare's birthplace and ex
hibit this bust and other' rollcs there.
There the bust continued on exhibi
tion until 1S20, when Mr. Hornby's
widow left tho houso owing to an in-
croaso In tho rent. She took It to a
houso across tho way, whero it was
shown for somo tlmo longer.
In 1S30 the executors of Thomns
Hornby sold It to Miss Craven of
Uath, nn eccentric collector, who '.led
not long ago nt an advanced age. It
was found on her death in a store cup-
board, wrapped In paper, whero it had
lain a long time forgotten. It passed
on her death to tho ownership of Hugh
Raker, who caused its salo nt Sothe
by's. It is carved of mulberry wood.
HEROIC SAILOR
SAVED
Sprang Overboard to Get Help for
Shipwrecked MateB and Nearly
Perished.
New York. After 20 hourB of wild
battling with tho sea, alone on a drift
ing, wave-swept raft, Madden Persson,
the sailor of tho Arlington, which
went nshoro in tho storm off Long
IScauh, has been saved. Ho was
lauded In this city by the schooner
Irene nnd Mary, which docked at the
foot of lleekmau street.
' Persson Is the sailor who sprang
overboard in an attempt to reach
shoro to got help for his shipmates
and who was borne to sea on a hatch
cover and had been given up as lost.
Drifting ten miles off Atlantic Hills
he saw tho satis of the Ireno and
Mary and managed to signal the
ship. A boat was lowered and he
was rescued.
Although Persson was attired only
in a pair of canvas pants and nn un
dershirt, he was none the worse for
his long oxposuro to tho gale and cold
when they got him aboard tho Irene
nnd Mary. Ho drank six cups of cof
fee, nto four meals in one,- borrowed
a clay pipe, smoked It and then foil
asleep.
Locks Fall to Keep Death Out.
Latrobe, Pa. Following tho death
of her aged husband, John Gardner, a
civil war veteran, Mrs. Gardner has
lost her reason, refusing to admit any
one to her home near Lngonler, npd
having Interfered with the funeral
and burial. She was alone with her
husband when he died, nnd, possessed
with an Idea that she could protect
herself from the entrance of death,
she barricaded tho house. She fastened
the windows, drew down tho shades,
bolted and locked the doors and plied
furniture against them and then light
sWHLiHIa
ed lamps.
11 NUWULi
ORIGIN OF THE STORE SIGNS
Barber Pole and Three Golden Balls
of the Pawnbroker Have Been
Used for Years.
Two of the most common signs to
bo seen In our city streots are tho
barber's pole and the throe golden
halls of tho pawnbroker. TIicbo have
been lu use so ninny years that tholr
original moaning is, lo many, Quito
unknown. It Is said that tlio red
strlpo which winds nround tho harbor
polo is meant to represent a bnndago
bound nbout n human arm. ror In
early days the barber acted as a Bur
geon as well as a cutter of hair, lie
was able to fill this oluco because at
thnt time it was the common bcliot
that all Illness was caused by having
too much blood In th body. Conso
qticntly, It was thought, tho best thing
to do was to bleed the sick one. A
harbor was called, and he undertook
tho task of puncturing a blood vessel
in tho arm; then, after ho thought
sufllclont blood had (lowed, he would
bandage the wound.
Tho threo gullcn balls were used
ns n commercial sign by early ltnl
Inn merchants who lived In tho days
when tho powortul Medici family hold
sway In Florence. The three golden
balls were a pi.rt of tho crest of arms
of the Medici family. There wore somo
representatives of this family among
the merchants. These used the sign
above tho doors of their shops,
nnd It beenmo a well-known emblem
In the neighborhood of the city. Fl
nnlly some of tho Itnllnn merchants
found their way to England, and there
opened the first money-lending estab
lishments under the sign of tho threo
bnlls. Later the use of tho emblem
beenmo common to all money-londors.
NOVEL ILLUSinu OF COINS
Excellent Pastime Can Be Demon
strated at the Dinner Table
with Napkin Rings.
Placo four coins in tho positions
shown at tho top of this diagram, nnd
Coin Illusion.
attempt, or challenge some ono to at
tempt, without measuring, to move
tho single coin down lu a straight
linn until the spaces from C to D on
either side exactly equal the distance
from A to I).
It must drop ns far as Is shown lu
tho Illustration, which seems to the
unaided oye to bo too fnr.
This excellent illusion can bo
shown ns nn aftor dinner trick with
four napkin rings.
How State Rooms Were Named.
When they first had steamboats on
tho .Mississippi river they had no
sleeping rooms on board. Later a
bright captnln conceived the idea of
having tho rooms named for tho
states through which the liont panned
This proved such a success that trnv
elers always mado a push for the
rooms nnmeii ror tneir awn sinies
nnd much consequent trouble arose.
Finally tho state names wero dls
carded, hut that was the beginning
of the stateroom. On some steamers
today the nnme "Texas" clings to
onu loom, but It Is tho room whero
tho crow eat aud trawlers are not
particularly Interested in It.
THE REASON.
By Ellen Mortimer.
tho tni) of tli elm treu tliw oriole
V 'u
t
POT
'A
Htt'lllKI.
And in I In In hi malt! below;
Oh, en llKlltly the brfew sways lioilell
nn lit Blnx.
A It 't wore afraid 'niiint to blow!
Tlirre'ii n ilritr little nvst closely hldririi
from night
That Iiiiiiks from it IioiikIi nenr by:
Tlmt'H why I'wter le bIiikIdk with nil his
mlKlit
From lila pine In the trva no liltfli.
BICYCLE RUKS COFFEE MILL
Illustration Showing Ingenious Man
ner In which Kansas City
Grocer Gets Power.
A Kansns City grocer has an In
genious nrrnngement by which hi
gtlnds coffeo for his customers and
gets healthy exercise at' tho aamw
time. When considerable ooffse Is to
be ground, ho props his blcycU up as
Bicycle Furnishes Power.
shown In the Illustration, connects Its
rear wheel by pulley to the eoffaa
grinder, and stations a boy at the
hopper to pour the coffee lu, says
Popular Mechanics. He then mounts
tho bicycle and begins to tread slow
ly, ns If climbing n steep hill, tun
gradually increases his speed and
bends low over the handle bura Until'
the coffee mill Is fairly hummlnc.
ALARM CLOCK CAUSES HAVOC
Creates Much Amusement for Passen
gers on Street Car by Soundjng
at Wrong Time.
There was onco a nice lady wh
went down to the store and bought an
nlann clock so that she could wake Up
early In the morning and her children
wouldn't nlwnyu be late to school. The
man at tho store was very polity and
he wound It up for her and set it off,
nnd It. made n most terrific racket. The
lady said sho'd never be ablo to sleep
through that, so she bought It, and the
man put It In a box and wrapped It up
lu paper. '
The lady started for home and got
Into a cnr. Tho lady opposite hor had
a llttlo fox crrlor on her lap with a
pink ribbon on his collnr. He was sit
ting there Just ns quiet ns a Teddy
bear. Next to her was n lady with a
llttlo boy who was eating a little
round enke. Tho fox terrier was watch
lug his hand go up nnd down to his
mouth, hoping there would be some
loft for him. That was why ho was so
good.
' Suddenly tho pence and quiet of tho
car was broken by a sound a loud,
Insistent, penetrating sound. It camo
from the package tho lady was hold'
Ing. It was the nlarm clock, which
was going off ns hard as It could.
Then the little dog jumped to his foot
nnd barked furiously nt tho package,
and tho little boy was so frightened
that ho dropped his enke, which rolled
to tho mlddlo of tho floor. Then llko a
flash the dog jumped from tho Indy's
lap and gobbled up that enke in about
three-quarters of a second, whoroat
tho llttlo boy wept long nnd loud.
Meanwhile the clock kept on unwearl'
ly and all tho people in the car turned
round nnd stared, till tho lady had to
untie tho strings nnd unwrnp the par-
col and turn off the alarm. Tho clock
stopped ringing, the dog stopped hark
ing, aud tho boy's mother gave him
another cnxe, so everything was
peaceful again.
TO CARRY DYNAMITE SAFELY
Agent In Oregon Uses Method Illus
trated to Deliver Explosives to
Customers.
A dyunmlte agent lu Salem, Ore.
uses the method here Illustrated In
Hauling Dynamite.
ucllvcrlng the explosive to his cus
tomers, snys Popular Mechanics. Ho
finds tho motorcycle and Kh attendant
trnplr nn cinnv nnil Hfifn m-niR nf rnt.
ting rapidly over the ground. It I.
hardly nocesHiiry to state, however,
that ho does not attempt
speed records.
to break
Quakers' Meeting.
The players in this gamo kneel upon
tho ground on one knee nnd rest their
hnnds upon the other knee, twiddling
their thumbs nil the time. Tho ono nt
the head of the line asks tho others:
"Friends, did you hear of Brother
Obudluh's death, and how he died?"
The niiBwer will be: ' No, how did he
die?" Then the lender snys: "With ono
l finger up, with one oye shut, and with
one shoulder awry." As ho speaks he
must suit his actions to his words, and
tho company must follow suit. Should
any one fall to do so thoy must puy a
forfeit.
Buttonhole Trick.
I'ntm a ctrliig (nbout two foet Ions;,
with the Kiidn tied together) through
a buttonhole of your cout. Aftot
hooking u I hum I) in uncli loop nf the
ntrlnK hook tho llttlo ft libera into the
upper utrliiK" of tlio opposite hnnd
Tho string will look very compllcnted,
when tho hnmln aro druwn outward.
To pull out the KtrlnK loose tne
hold of the rlKht thumb and Ml llttlo
finKor nnd draw the hand apart
Hinartly. Then the HtrhiK will nppenr
to havo been pulled through your but
tonhole.
VALUE PAINTED ON.
Well painted 18 valuo added wheth
er tho houso bo built for ono thousand
dollars or ten thousand. Well painted
means higher soiling valuo, and high
er occupying valuo for there's nn
additional pleasure In llvlne lu tho
houso that Is troll dressed,
National Lead Company assist In
making tlio right use of tiro right
paint by sending free upon request to
all who ask for It, their "Homeown
ers Painting Outfit No. 49." This
outfit Includes n book of color schemes
for emher exterior or Interior paint
ing, a book of specifications and an
instrument for dotactlng ndtilturatlan
in paint materials. Address National
Lend Company, ig02 Trinity Build
In. New York City, and the outfit
will be promptly sent to you.
NOTHING DOING.
Ilcl'd kiss yon If I darsi.
She Well, don't you dare t
(hat's the way you feel about IL
LOW COLONIST FARES TO THE
WEST AND NORTHWEST.
Union Faalfie Passenger Besart-
ment announces that Colonist Fares
will he In effect from Sept. IS U Oat.
16, 1009, to all points In the TYMt tntl
Northwest.
This year the Wtst taks mere
promising than ever. Now Is tie tiraa
to secure land at low prices, aad, at
the same time, to visit the many inter
esting points in the West and North
wesL at wlitah liberal stopover ar
rangements may be made.
A better estimate of raw lands can
be made now than formerly, because
those lands are in proximity to now
farms thnt are producing wonderful
crops.
For descrlpttve literature, wrlto
to E. L. Lomax, O. P. A., U. P. It. It.,
Omaha, Neb. ,
It Was His Way7
A ICansns farmer was tolling recent
ly nbout tho eavesdropping that goes
on along tho farmers' telephone lino
ho Is on. Ho said that whenever ho
talked ho could henr tho "click, click"
of different receivers coming down.
'And you can hot," bo amonded.
"that they never hear my rocolvor
coming down, No, sir; 1 always hold
on to tho thing and let it down so
easy that It doesn't cllckl" Kansas
City Journnl.
Tho extraordinary popularity of fine
whlto goods this summer makes tho
ckolco of Starch a mattor of great im
portance Deflanca Starch, being frco
from all injurious chomlcnls, is tlio
only one which Is Kafo to ubo on flno
fabrics. It great strength as n stiffen-
cr makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with tho result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods wars now.
A suspicious Silence.
Howard was only 20 months older
than the baby. He had somehow
come to reauzo tnat Hiwood, wuo
was creeping, was more llkoly to be
in mischief when quiet. Ono day he
called to his mother with n great deal
of nnxioty in his little voloo: "Mam
ma, I hoar Khrood keoplng still."
Tho Delineator.
Brooklyn Flag Factory.
One of tho biggest official flng fac
torles In the world Is In the Brooklyn
navy yard. Between eighty nnd ono
hundred women work there all tbo
year round mnklng flags for tho ubo
of Undo Sam's fighting ships. They
uso up 120,000 yards of bunting a year
and fashion 418 different kinds of offi
cial flags. The flags cost $90,000 a
year.
What Did She Mean?
He was reading to Miss Bragg his
poorn on "Love," as printed In the
Boomtown Bugler.
Sho said: "Oh, cut It out!" Judgo.
J Vtii
Hamlim Wizard Oil. Tliev'll be did in
the morning and o will you.
Speaking of literature, many t
man's love letters have made a de
elded hit with a jury.
There's a rich. mtUfvinc nualltv in
Low in' Sincle Binden that it found in no
other So cigar.
Many a well dovelopod woman
hat
her modlsto to thank for It.
No Man is Stwnger
Than His Stomach
A strong roan ii strong alt over. No roan can be
strong who is suffering from weak stomach with its
consequent Indigestion, or from some other disease
oi uie stomaou and ita associated organs, which im
pairs digestion and nutrition. For when the stomach
is weak or diseased there is a loss of the nutrition
contained in food, which ia the source of alt physical
atrcngtb. When a man "doesn't feel just right,',
When he doesn't sleen well, hat an uncnmfnrlihlA .
feeling in the stomach after eating, is languid, nervous, irritable and despond-
ent, he is losing the nutrition needed to make strength.
Saab a man mhoald earn Dr. Pierce m Coldan Medtctit
Dldcorery. It cures dlseatea ot the atommch and other
or&nna ot dl&eatlon mad nutrition. It earlchea tho blood,
luYl&oratta tho liver, mtroaHtheaa the kidney a, nourlahea
tho nervea, and ao GIVES HEALTH 31 ND STRENGTH TO
TUB WHOLE BODY.
You can't afford to accept si titrit nostrum as substitute lor this bob
icoholij mcdicino op known courostTioNk not even though the urgent dealer
may thereby make a Utile bigger profit. Ingredients printed on wrapper.
PATIENT SUFFERING.
Many Women Think They Aro Doomed
to Backache.
It is not right for women to be al
ways ailing with backache, Urinary
ills, iiendntho and oth
er symptoms of kid
ney disease. There la
a way to end these
troubles quickly. Mrs.
John IL Wright. 60C
East First St., Mitch
ell, s. X.. nays: "l
suffered ten yearr
wltli kidney .complaint
And ft doctor told nto I would nevo&
get more than temporary relief. .
dragging pain nnd lameness in my
back almost disabled inc. JDIzay
spells come and went nnd tlio kidney
secretions were irregular. Uo.m'a
Kidney Pills rid me of these troubles
and I feel better than for years iasL"
Sold by all dealers. fiOe. n box.
Foitsr-Mllbura Co., Buffnlc, N. Y.
If you sit down and watt or your
ship to come in don't be surprised IC
nntlifng but a wreck drifts in with tho
tide.
Mm. Tlnlow' Sohhiu firmD.
Sm klira MtUtUa, o1um U tMn, rruTMM tv
A-MtM,ta!ir&.air-Mwlaititll. 3tCtU
Her string Is soon worn out If a girl
has too many beaux.
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAEED
LydiaE.PInkliam's Vegeta
ble Compound- Cnred ffer.
WJUlnmutic, Conn. 'Top ftvoyeara
Buffered untold ntronv from fcmala
troubles, causing hackuche, lrrcRnlnri-
ucs, uiszincss ana norvotia prostra
tion. It was imposslblo for tiq to
rvniic upstairs
without stopping
on tho way. I
tried threo differ
ent doctors and
each told mo BOHio
thlnp dllTorcnt I
received no benefit
from any of them,
but Ecemed to suf
fer more. Thelasa
doctor enid notU
Ing would rcstor
mvhenltli. I h-.t
takinft Lydln E. l'lnkham's VtaVll
Compound to sco what Would do,
and I tun reatorcd to my natural
neaitn." jure, jstta'jjonovan, uoz
900, "vVHliraantic, Conn.
Tho success of Lydla E. Pinkhnm'e
Vcgotablo Compound, mndefrom roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. It may b
used with perfect conlldcnco by womea
who suffer from displacements, inflam
mation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, ir
regularities, po-lodlo pains, backaclio,
bearing-down fooling, llatuhncy, indi
gestion, dlzzInecB, or nervous prostra
Tor thlrtyycars Ljdia E.rinkbam'n
Vcgotablo Compound has been the
etanuaru remcuy ror iumajo ins, ana
sunenng women owo it to inemseivcs
to at least givo this mcdicino a irJnL
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should it
not cure you?
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cared by
these Utile rills.
Thtj nlca rtlteT Die-lrtBJiomDjM'Il.In-UgittouttnriftolIrljr
Baling. A perfect rem
tdy lor Dliilncti, Nnu
ica, Drowstntftn, Bad
Taile In tlio Uotith, Coat
td Tonttnt, Valri In tho
Bl1, TOItVJD LIVES.
Tht rtgalau tb Honda, rarely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL FRIIE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Similo Signature
REFUSE SU1STI7UTES.
This Trade-mark
Eliminates All
Uncertainty
in the purchase of
mint material,
t It an absolute
guarantee of pur.
fly and atianljr.
For your own
protection, see
that it is on the side of
eTery keg of white lead
you buy.
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