INCOME AND OUTGO Iiove. Love? I will tell thee what It Is to love It Is to build with human thoughts a shrine, Where Hope sits brooding like a beauteous dove Where time seems young, and like a thing divine. Yes, this Is love the steadfast and the true, The Immortal glory which hath never set; The best, the brightest boon the heart e'er knew Of all life's sweets, the very sweetest yetl Charles Swain. FROM CU5TOM5t286.IB.230 FROM. CONSULAR FFES $ S.Z2Z.994.93 Mllll-y FROM TOBACCO H9.QbZ.7ffZ W ASHINOXON. In vlow of tho fnct Unit cong ress has bcon strug gling with tho qucs tlun of raising inllllonH of dollnrs of additional rovonuo for tho next fircnl year no that when Juno ISO, 1010, rolls nrountl thoro will bo no stagger ing tlollclt of $80,000,000, moro or Icbb, to moot Hitch hh will havo to ho mot nt tho ontl of tho present fiscal your two montliH honco, u resuino of Just exactly what It costs to run tho Unit ed States government In one year, to Bother with boiiio facts concerning tho existing sources of rovonuo is interesting. Tho only basis of Hitch Information, If detailed and nccurato figures, aro to bo givon, Is obviously to bo found In tho reports covering tho lineal year which ended on .liino HO, 1908. (n that yonr tho receipts and disburse ments of tho government woro ns fol lows; llooilnlH from all mm iron (ux- elusive of lioutiil) fi01,12fl,m.W DlHlnirni'ttioiitH (uxuiuhIvo of poHtaD fK.a.UHi.aiii.tw DoMclt U'xclUHlve of postal).,. &.S,070,a)1.15 v Tho two great sourcos of Income are, of eourso, tho customs duties and tho Internal rovonuo taxes. For th.it fiscal yonr tho govornmont recolvod $280,113,1:10.29 In customs duties and . $251,711,120,70 in internal rovonuo taxes. Thus moro than five-sixths -)f tho total rovonuo Is recolvod from these two sources. An nnnlysls of tho Internal rovonuo receipts" shows that $140,158,807 was . recolvod from tho tax on spirits; $49, 802,701 from tho tax on tobacco, and $59,807,017 from tho tax on formontod liquors. Tho tax on oleomargnrlno netted $951,301, and tho small tnx of two cents a pack on playing cards brought In $109,080. Other Sources of Revenue, Tho pthor sources of governmental revenue aro of groat number nnd In finite variety, although tho amounts derived aro comparatively small. In tho last fiscal yoar tho sale of public lands netted $9,731,000, and tho profits on colnago, bullion deposits, etc., amounted to $11,223,330.02, Theso aro tho two largo Uomn of Income nftor customs dutlcB and Internal rov uuo taxes. How Revenues of the Nation Are Collected and Spent IMMENSE SUM EXPENDED YEARLY It Takes an Enormous Sum to Run the United States Government for One Year-- War and Navy De partments Are Especially Costly to Taxpayers Some Figures Tho Dlstrlctof Columbia turned Into the United States treasury tho Bum of $0,002,970.90, which roproscnts ono half of the amount appropriated by. congress for tho maintenance of tho District government, Under tho sys tem which prevails tho United Status pays one-half of the cost of tho Dis trict government. Tho amount paid by tho District Includes all amounts rained from taxation, Itcenso fees, etc. Koch of nil sorts, Including consular, letters patent, etc., brought into tho treasury tho sum of $5,222,994.92. Thoro was received from tho Immigra tion fund tho sum of $3,388,894.57.Tho Central Pacific railroad indebtedness was partly liquidated by tho payment or $0,098,227.11, nnd tho federal tax on national banks brought in $2,888, 721.19. Thero woro numorous other Items which were classed under tho general bend of "miscellaneous rccolpts." They Included $1,177,752.70, which was n payment of Interest by tho Pacific railways; $1,329,791, received from tho salcB of government property; f 871, 979, received from judicial fees, fines, etc., In tho fcdernl courts; $607,001, received from customs fees, fines, pen alties, etc., and n host of other Items, running down to ono for $12,861, which was tho amount rocolvod from tho proceeds of town sites in tho re clamation sorvice. How the Money Is Paid Out. Tho disbursements of tho govern ment for tho ast fiscal year may bo bulked Indor tho'. following general headings; ; Civil cntutillHlinvInt t7r,420.tos Military ef lutjllHhinrnt (Inchul-, (tig I'unumii eiuuil) 17f,StO,4.'V2 Nnval ps'tubllshtnnnt 118.037,007 Pension , 153.S0i.467 Indian HPfvloo ,.. 1I.G79.75S InU-ri'Ht on tho public debt 21,428,133 Tho gonornl heading "civil estab lishment" covors tho cost of main taining tho throe grent branches of tho government, tho legislative, tho executive, nnd tho Judicial. During tho Inst fiscal year thoro was disbursed for tho malntonnnco of tHo loglslatlvo brnttch of tho govorn mont tho sum of $13,788,880. This In cludes tho nalnrlcs and mllcngo of senators and roprosontntlvcs, tho gen- oral salary account of both tho lowor and uppor houses, tho cost of main taining tho library of congress, tho botanic gardon, and tho cnpltol, and tho maintenance) and cost of operat ing tho govornmont printing ofllco. This last item is about one-half of this gonornl appropriation, tho amount disbursed on Its account during tho yonr having been $0,394,810. Salaries of High Officials. Tho amount disbursed for tho oxoc- utlvo dopartmont proper, thnt Is to say, for tho salaries of tho presldont Affirms Mad Stone Is a Fake Writer Discusses Thai and Other Su perstitions In Connection with Hydrophobia. Rubles when affecting human beings Is called hydrophobia. Ah this dlsoaso has causod a considerable consterna tion In several sections of tho coun try recently, n fow comments In this connection may not be amiss. First, lot us soo about somo of tho superstitions associated with this dl soaso. When a person hns been bit ten by a mad dog, tho hilling of tho dog does not provont hydrophobia In the person bltton. This 1h a Joko and, strange iib It may seem, hns been taken seriously by many people who should know bettor. Uottor lock up tho dog for a fow days and soo If tho dlsoaso develops. In enso tho dlscaso does not dovolop tho porson bltton need havo no furthor anxtoty. If tho dlsoaso develops In tho dog, tho per son will then havo plenty of time to go to the" Pasteur Institute nnd tnko troatmonl, which will positively pro vfcnt tho disease from developing. Again, tho common boiler that a mad dog will run with his tall botwoon hs legs, nnd froth at tho mouth Is n mistake, Tho mad dog carries his tall in qillto a natural position, nnd whllo tho mouth may bo open from paralysis of tho lowor Jaw, yet ho can not truly ho said to froth at tho mouth. The mad stone Is a fake, ro nnd simple. It la nothing but a uivco of poroim Btono (Ilka soap stono) which when dried nnd then placed on a moist surfaco will absorb water or blood or nnythlng of a fluid nature After a porson Is bitten by n mad dog tho germs or tno disonso aro very soon absorbed Into tho system. nnd vlco-presldent, for tho salaries nnd contingent expenses of tho cxecu tlvo ofllco, and for tho salaries nnd ex penses of tho civil scrvlco commis sion, was $404,523. Under tho general heading of ex ecutive disbursements aro Included tho disbursements for tho malnto nnnco of all tho great executive do pnrtmcnta of tho government, Includ ing tho wnr and navy departments, but not including tho cost of either tho military or naval establishments. Tho stato department required tho expenditure of $3,745,502 to pay sal aries nnd expenses of Its officials resi dent in tho United States and tho de mands of our foreign Intercourse. Tho treasury dopartmont, with all Its varied activities, expended $64,201, 520. This Includes tho cost of tho mnlntonnnco of tho departmental of fices, of the mints and assay offices, of tho territorial governments, of tho tntornal rovonuo service, of tho reve nue cutter service, of tho public health and marine hospital servlco, of tho llfo saving servlco, of tho bu reau of printing nnd engraving, of tho lntor-stato commerce commission, of tho national museum, and of tho Smithsonian institution, not to men tion a host of other loss Inconsequen tial lines of activity. For the Army and Navy. Tho war department expended $2, 180.43G on salaries nnd ofllco-oxpenses, nnd on tho, maintenance of public buildings and grounds. Tho navy do partmont spent $743,13C on salaries and ofllco oxponses. Tho department of tho Interior spont $25,476,412. In addition to sal aries and ofllco oxnonsos this wns ox ponded for tho public lands service, tho geological survey, tho colleges of agriculture, tho reclamation fund, nnd a number of other fields of federal nctlvlty over which this dopartmont oxorclscs supervision. Tho department of agriculture spent $13,400,704 for salarloB and office ox ponsos, for ment Inspection, for tho forest servlco, for tho purchases of seeds, for tho oxponses of plnnt Indus try and tho cotton boll-wcovll Investi gations, for tho agricultural experi ment stntlons, and for tho weather bu reau. Tito dopartmont of commereo jwd lnbor expended $14,850,228. This" In cludes salaries and office oxponsc3, and tho cost of maintaining tho bu reau of labor, tho bureau of standards, the census bureau, tho coast nnd geo detic survoy, tho llghthouso establish ment, tho bureau of fisheries, tho stoambont Inspection service, nnd tho Immigration Horvlco. It cost $9,093,846 to run tho judlclnl department. This went for tho nalar Icb of Judges, district attorneys, mar shals, clerks, etc.; tho fees of Jurors Tho absurdity of going n wcok lator to some remote part of tho countrv ...... ....!.., . il . , ' nun applying uio mnii stono with n view of Its nbsorblng tho nolson Is too ovldont to bo worthy of furthor comment. About 20 per cent, of tho persons bltton by dogs nctually rabid will do volop tho dlseaBo, If thoy havo not received treatment. About 80 por cont. of tho dogs bltton will dovolop tho disease. All warm blooded nnl mnls aro llablo to this dlsoaso or may take It by Inoculation. Tho blto of a rnbld wolf or coyoto Is said to bo very dangerous. Without going Into a discussion of tho subject nt this time hero nro a fow thingB well worth romemborlng: Ilabld dogs nro not ufrald of wator (hydrophobia). Paralysis of tho lower Jaw and tho hind legs gradually de velops, nowaro of tho dog that ap pears to havo a bono In its throat it may bo rabies. Tho oyes In this dlsenso nro vory sensitive to light; honco tho dog usually crawls under tho porch or somo other dark place. Skunks nro subject to tho dlscaso and whon so affected do not hesltato to ontor houses nnd blto people. If bltton by il suspicious noting dog, cautorlzo tho wound nt once, but do not kill tho dog. If tho dog dovclops rabies within five dayH, tho porson bitten should start for treatment. Don't got norvous and go Into hys terics, oven though you nro sure you havo boon bitten by a mad dog. You will havo plonty of tlmo to tako treat ment boforo tho dlsenso dovolops If you start at onco. Hnbies Is only transmitted by tho blto of a rabid ani mal. Chicago Inter Ocean. r.iT C05T $13.460764- and clorks of courts, tho support of prisoners, and tho miscellaneous ex ponses of tho United States courtH. Thus expenses of tho Judlclnl branch of the government nro really Included In tho disbursements for this depart ment. Military Establishment. Tho moro Importnnt Items of ox ponso which go to make up tho $175, 840,452 expended on tho military es tablishment during the yonr woro as follows; Pay department, $32,982,00G; qunrtormnster's dopartmont, $33,071, 038: Pnnnma canal. 338.09:1.125: lm proving rivers, $19,513,880; Improving nnrtjors, $io,gi:i,708; ordnance depart mont, $11,450,801; subslstonco depart ment. $0,439,915: onulneor donnrtnient $4,508,593; National Hopio for Disabled Soldiers, $3,045,098; Military academy, $1,602,185; military posts, $1,912,635; medical department. $1,455,816: en campment and mnncuvors army and militia, $1,014,190. ' Tho nrlnclnnl Items Included In tht naval establishment disbursements of $118,037,097 woro: Increaso of the navy. $27,108,056: nav of the nnv $25,192,013; bureau of eoulnniont. $10 $8,017,939; bureau of construction nn". wu; Durenu of sunnl os nnd nccmintfl ?s,iil7,'.M0; burenu of construction nnd ropalr, $7,192,521: bureau of vards nnd docks, $5,772,537; bureau of steaic engineering, $5,519,155; marlno corps ?i),t)yo,j)j; bureau of navigation, $3 74',a40; Naval academy. $980,628 Tho following dotalled I (emu w Ill glvo Borne general Idea of tho nrlncl pal expenditures mndo for tho Indian servlco, tho total amount for tho yonr being $4,115,510; fulfilling trenty obli gations, $2,103,390; trust funds, $2, 498,897; curront and contingent ex penses, $855,680; mlscollnneous ex penses, $2,498,897. Handing In His Decision, "Well, Sir," begnn tho budding nov ollst, who hnd como to bco about his mnnuscrlpt, "I supposo you havo by this tlmo finished my latest effort, and" "Pardon mo, young man," broke In tho editor, "I confess I hnvo not.. I commenced It, but it wns such an effort I couldn't finish It." 3251 3 FDR THE NAVY $118.057:097 I j . JTq LZZX DOC Plato Dobbs' By Benjamin Franklin Napheys DOC (Cop.vrlRht. by Dally Pinto Dobbs lay with his head Just visible beneath the patchwork quilt, and ono nrm stretched across tho top of tho covers. Ills fist was clenched, and whonover ho omitted nn unusu ally loud snoro ho wrnthfully smoto tho bed clothing. Pinto was evidently having unpleasant experiences in tho land of dreams. His wife, clad In a dressing gown, sat on tho edge of tho bed, watching him. She mndo no movo to arouse Plato from his unensy slumbers, how ever; nnd when n light tap sounded at tho bedroom door she opened It si lently. "Don't make a sound, sister Ange lina," cautioned Mrs. Dobbs, ns a thin, hatchot-faccd woman, with a bowl of water in her hand, entered tho room. "He's asleop at last, but he's mighty restless. I don't want him waked up until you've tried tho experiment on him. Scem's If I couldn't wait another mlnuto to find out whether your sus picions were true, or only made up out of your own head." "Made up, indeed," sniffed Angelina; "that's the thanks I got from my own sister. You needn't bo afraid, I'll show him up," nnd she gestured toward tho sleoplng Pinto. "I showed up his two brothers, Animous nnd Venomous, over to Peaville, boforo I'd been visit ing their wives two weeks. Just ns soon as I helped thoso poor, deluded women to pack up and go home to their own folks I camo right over hero to holp you out. Thero novor was a man yet to bo trusted in anything, nnd now that I've discovered n way to un mask 'ora It's going to bo my Ilfowork. Did you hnvo Pinto do as I said to-dny, so's ho'd be good and tired to-night?" "Yes, he's been on tho go over since sunup; and to-night I got him a travel book out of tho library, and he's been reading It aloud. Thero was ono fear- "I'll Excite Him," Ejaculated Miss An. gelina, Grimly. ful story In it about a fomalo gorilla capturing a man and keeping him n prisoner for two weeks on tho limb of a treo. Plato rend that twice, It was so exciting." "I'll exclto him," ejaculated Miss Angollna, grimly. "You nlways was tho softest one pf the Ilnrlow family, or you'd havo seen through Plato Dobbs' tricky ways long ago. But I B'poso If I hadn't bought my book of ancient secrets you'd have put up with him all your days, and been nono the wiser." During Miss Angelina's remarks sho had grown somewhnt excited, and, heedlosB of tho sleeping Pinto, Bho raised her voice a llttlo. Ho gave no sign of rousing, however; Indeed, his slumbor seemed moro (pilot, nnd he lay breathing regularly, with his arm dangling oyer tho odgo of tho bod. Mrs. Dobbs gazed with awo at tho bowl on tho tablo. "Aro you sure," sho domnnded, "that you'vo mixed It according to direc tions?" "Certainly; I know the recipe by heart: 'If you would know nnothor's secrets, plnce a great pinch of Bait In a bowl of cloar water; thon when a deep sleop has fallen upon him plnco his hand In tho salted water ami ask him what you will; ho cannot docolvo you.' I b'llovo somo ancient woman named Alberta Agnos discovered tho secret. Como on, hold tho bowl so his hands Just touch tho water, and I'll do tho questioning. Ho'll find that ho can't hide anything from Angollna Harlow." Thero was no gullo on tho placid fnco of Plato Dobbs ns ho Iny on his back with his oyes closed. Tho night Tricky Ways Story Pub. Co.) maro that had affrighted him Boomed to havo departed. With curiosity and awo on her fnco, Mrs. Dobbs took up tho bowl and gently rnlsod it until Plato's fingers dipped Into the water. "Wot his hand more," admonished her sister at her sldo. Mtb. Dobbs was about to comply when Plato struck out suddenly, Bend ing a shower into tho face of Miss Angollna. "Wow!" muttered the sleoper, "thoro she Is again. There's old bow legs ugh." "There, what did I tell you?" ox clnlmed Miss Angelina. "He's talking nbout women a'ready. Walt till I got tho salt water out of my oyes, and I'll find out what bo's, boon up to. Wet his hand again, sister." Onco more Pinto's hand was Bub merged, nnd this tlmo ho mado no protesting movement. Miss Angelina fixed her eyes on his faco nnd sternly demanded: "Pinto W. Dobbs, whero'd you first meet this fomalo?" "Um-um down by tho river," sleep ily muttered tho man in tho bed. "I know It," declared Miss Angollna. "I told you, sister, that he went down thoro for something else besides fish ing. I followed him often enough, but I never could catch him at anything. Whoro'd you hide, you bald-headed old deceiver?" "Up a treo," responded tho victim, with astonishing promptness. "Up n tree tree tree um." "Good ' lnndBl" exclaimed Mrs. Dobbs, "thero's no woman around theso parts that can climb a tree, lot alono staying there whon sho got up. Ask him how sho kept from falling off tho limbs." "Dow-logged," Immediately respond ed tho sleeper. "Old bow-legs bow legs ugh." "Keep his hnnd well wet, Bister," cautioned Miss Angelina. "I'm going to find out who sho is now, only I dnsscnt ask him right out, Just yot. What docs sho look like, Plato W?" "Ugly, slabsldcd hawk-nosed old gorilla gorilla wow ! " "And you've been running nfter a person llko that?" "N-a-w, she chased mo every day up a tree." "Thero, I know it I" exclaimed Mrs. Dobbs. "You sec, sister, no matter whnt we'vo found out, it isn't his fault." "flo still, and keep his hand wet, Plato W what Is her nnmd?" Plato stirred, grunted, nnd hid his faco In tho pillow. "Wot his hand, sister. Come, you brute, you'vo got to tell. What's her name? Speak up." "Angelina Barlow," and then Plntd drowsily took away his hand and burled himself beneath tho patchwork coverlid. Tho bowl of water dropped linhood cd from Mrs. Dobbs' fingers, nnd Miss Angelina sunk limply to tho floor. "You'd bettor go to bed and got somo rest, Angollnn," Bald Mrs. Dobbs at length. "You'll bo getting up early to-morrow." "Do you b'llovo whnt ho said?" weak ly demanded Miss Angollna. "N-no, course not; only you told nit that tho salt water mado 'em all tell tho truth, and you know, Angelina, that you're awfully bow " "Sister!" "Well, any way, you'd bettor pack your things, and tho hired mnn'll drive you over to Peavlllo tho first thing in thcmornlng." Beneath tho bed clothes Plato Dobbs was chuckling nnd winking in the darkness. A Week Behind. It is perhaps Uruno's tact and di plomacy that havo mado his weekly ontertalnments nt tho Lyceum on East Broadway so popular, says tho Now York Press. As nn example, last Fri day evening tho subject of tho locturo was "Shall Woman and Mnn Be Edu cated Equally, and Why?" Thero fol lowed discussions. Ono boy, whether it wns thnt ho slept or what, arose, mounted the platform and began carefully to dis cuss tho subject of tho week bofore and to answer the nrguments ho evi dently thought tho speaker of that ovonlng had advanced in proof of his theory. Tho nudlonco commenced tc titter, then to laugh aloud, whereupon Mr. Brunof sprang up and explained: 'Tho sign outside . has not been chnnged," he said. "Tho painter did not change it, therefore this young mnn naturally supposed tho subject announced outsldo to bo tho subject under discussion this evening. It is not his fault. It Is not our fault. It Is tho fault of the palntor." Where All Are Agreed. I will do human nature the Justice to say that we ore all prono to make other pcoplo do tholr duty. Sydney Smith. r WH't Vut-