r 000'6i0e0O0O0O000 O o Over Ihc Wire. o o o Oo0000000o000000 Copyright, 150S, by T. C. MoCIuro. Job Strong kept a grocery In the town of Mcdinn, and bo was nn old bnchelor. It hnd been snld of blm n hundred times oyer thnt bo wns the liomcllest mnn lu the stntc. Job Strong hnd n brother living: In llrnnswlck, nnd, ns each hnd n tele phone, messages often passed between them. Tho grocer hnd a good voice. It wns deep nnd rich and clear, nnd ho was accounted one of the best singers In his church choir. One dny when ho went to hello for Brunswick he found himself nnsworcd by a new voice. It was thnt of a female, and it stirred his henrt at once. It was pitched to n gentle cadence. It reminded him of his-own New Orleans molnsses gently gurgling from the spigot Into a cus tomer's Jug. It rolled along tho wire like a new tiro on a bike, nnd ho held on to It ns long ns possible. Curiously enough, thnt deep, rich voice of his awoke an nnsworlng echo In tho heart of the opcrntor nt Brunswick. She thought of knights nnd cavaliers nnd squires nnd dnmes, nnd It was with n sigh thnt she switched him over to tho brother. It mny bo giving nwny tho plot too soon, but there Is n curious coinci dence here to bo explained. The Bruns wick opcrntor wns nn old mnld nnmed Miss Judklns. She hnd renched tho ngc of forty nnd for the Inst twenty yenrs hnd been n mntch for Job Strong In homeliness. "As homely ns Miss Jndklns" wns n saying for thirty miles nround. They snld of her thnt she hnd once scared n cow to denth by en tering tho barn nnd thnt when fnrm cr drove to town thoy double hitched their horses to the posts on her ac count. And, like Job Strong, she didn't kuow thnt anything Wns nmlss. After the Ilrst cnll over tho wlro Job Strong hnd n longing to henr thnt voice ngnln. Not mnny hours hnd pnssed be fore he found nn excuse. This time he did not Inquire for his brother, but naked nbout the price of rcnl estnte nnd other things In Brunswick nnd also In troduced himself. The opcrntor could do no less thnn give her own nnme In reply, nnd thus begnn tho courtship, for such It truly wns. At Icnst three times n dny tho grocer hnd something to sny over tho wire nnd found n rondy nnd sympnthctlc listener. He hnd 11 picture In his mind's eye of the lady with tho voice thnt thrilled, nnd wheth er ho wns weighing out sugnr or draw ing molasses It wnt? ever before him. She wns tall nnd stately nnd gentle nnd smiling nnd would mnke n wife to be proud of. Miss Judklns also hug ged n mental photograph to her henrt. It wns of a knight on n block chnrgcr. Wlicn three months hnd gone by the grocer determined to visit Brunswick and know tho worst or best. IJc found himself nbsentmlnded by" dny nnd sleepless by night, and this wouldn't do nt nil. Tho first bo knew his rlvnls tsii1rl it cnlllnrv wnpnn crnnan 0 cents a box cheaper thnn be was nnd drawing nwny his trade. lie notified Miss Judklns of the dny, and alio put on her Sunday dress nnd extra fnlso hnlr for tho occnslon nnd nlso got n substitute for the dny. Two hearts were bentlng tumultuously as Job knocked nt the door. Then two people surveyed ench other for a moment nnd sat down, nnd there came n painful si lencc. It was broken nt lnst by Mist) Judklns' brother, who wns present After letting out n guffaw to bo heard forty rods ho exclaimed: "Well, mny I bo durncd!" This aroused tho sister to action, nnd with flnmlng cheeks she turned on Job Strong and severely snld "Sir, how dnro you como hero nnd piny such n trick on me!" "Trick! Trick! What do you moan?" "You nro pnsslng yourself off ns Mr. Strong of Mcdinn, but you enn't be he!' "And I expected to see Miss, Judklns instead ofyou." "But 1 nm Miss Judklns." "And I nm Mr. Strong." "I'll be durncd ngnln!" shouted the brothor after nnotber guffaw. "Sir, this Is unbearable!" snld Miss Judklns as sho roso up. "Miss, It Is a Joko that I don't under stand at nil." replied Mr. Strong ns he nlso roso up. "I expected to seo n rnthor handsome man." "And I a rather handsomo woman." "But Instead of thnt you nre tho homeliest mnn I ever lnld eyes on." "Ditto." "You Insult me, slrl" "And you Insult me!" "Good lnnds, but If I'd bnve known you were the man you arc I wouldn't have wasted a minute on you!" "Ditto again I" "Look n-bere," said the brother when ho could stop Inugblng, "you two nro foolish to quarrel. Destiny hns brought this nbout. You nro well matched for homeliness. You both take tho cako over anything I ever saw. If you don't get together yon will never have an other chanco on tho faco of this enrtli. Julln, you know thnt I'vo told you n million times thnt you'd senro crows Into fits. Mr. Strong, you'll oxcuho me, but I'vo seen more beauty In old etumps than you can boast of In your fnce. I'm going outdoors to laugh. Oct together." It Is a plenum c to record thnt they followed the well meant advice, al though thero wore some awkward In tervals, and thnt they were married bIx mouths later and have lived aB peacefully since ns If they hnd each tnken n prlws at n uenuty snow; aiso . . . that New Orlenns molasses nt n fixed price per the year round continues to be a drawlofl card at Strong's cash OO0O0OOO0OOOO KIDNAPED, j ooooooooooooo (Copyright, 1909, by American Prtss Aso- elation.) There was to bo a double wedding between Donald Syphax and May Southworth, parties of the Urst pnrt, and Pembroke Hughes and Delia Illckoi, parties of the lecond part. Tho pnrtlcs of the first pnrt hnd sout out their cards nnd made all prepara tions, when thoy were astonished to learn that tho parties of the second pnrt hnd determined to postpone their shnrc in the ceremony. What wns the occnslon of this sud den change of program? The truth wns (nnd tho pnrtlos of the first pnrt learned it) thnt tho pnrtlcs of tho second pnrt, having heard that both couples wcro to bo given a hot tlmo on the wedding night by their friends, concluded they would not only escape the Intended attentions by de lay, but have nn opportunity to join lu whnt wns In store for the Syphax- Southworth pnlr. Tho latter couple had no cholco but to be married on tlmo or recnll tho Invitations. They decided to como to tho scratch, but to put In prnctlco n plnn for outwitting the others. Miss Southworth's wedding took plnco in her father's home, situated nt the end of a long block of stone front houses on one of the principal dwelling streets of the city. The ceremony was to take place nt 10 o'clock, and tho brldo and groom gavo out that they would take an 11 o'clock train for parts which they declined to mention to nny one whatever. An nutomobllo was to bo In waiting to take them to the station with a chauffeur they could trust linpllclty, for ho was n brother of tho groom. An enthuslnstlc number of friends nttended the wedding, Including Mr. Hughes nnd Miss Tllckox. The cere mony hnd been performed, the bride's health hnd been drunk lu the supper room, nnd the couple went upstairs to get on wraps preparatory to their de parture. A dozen automobiles stood ready without, armed with tin horns. Tho lower hallway was crowded with gueHtP. holding old slippers and rice, wnltlng for the couple to come down nnd pass out. Considerable time elnpscd. nnd some one became hub plclous. A committee wont upstairs and after a prolonged seuvch came back with tho Information thnt the bridal pair were not to be found. Tho merry crowd were not to be cheated entirely of tho sport they had anticipated. Bob Southworth. a broth er of tho bride, suggested that a eouplo pcrsonnte the one thnt hnd escaped and asked tho Hughes-IIIckok couple If they would mnke the ride to tho station In tho nutomobllo Intended for tho bride nnd groom. They willingly ncceptcd the pnrt nnd, accompanied by Bob Southworth, who hnd mnde tho suggestion, nnd bin sister Lucln, enmo down tho staircase, received tho show or of slippers and rice, went out and got into tho automobile. Then the mock bridal party rolled away, fol lowed by tho other nutos, the attend ants tooting the horns nnd firing romun candles. Now, it appeared from tho first that the bridal auto was stronger nnd fnst cr thnn nny of the others nnd pos sessed a chauffeur who was bent on leaving them behind. Ho thrended his way skillfully through the streets, not to n rnllrond station, but to the out skirts of the city, nnd from the out skirts on a country rond. The mock bridal couple enjoyed the ride 1m meusoly, but soon noticed that the fun was over, for not one of the following nutos was In sight. Then they began to think of returning, but the propost tlon wns received with n burst of laughter. "You're In the hnnds of tho enemy," snld Bob Southworth. "Lucia and 1 have you lu charge, our brother Ned Is chauffeur, and we're going to make this a double wedding after all." "What do you mean?" cried Delia Illckox, aghast. "Why, we're muklng for tho Buck lnirhnm House. There's no way of getting nwny from It nftcr 11 p. m. nnd no train to get back to town on If you could loavo tho hotel. We're go ing to lenvo you thero together, and you can stay or not, as you like. We'll glvo you a pnrson to hitch you bo's provided for nnd waiting nnd if you don't use blm there'll bo the biggest scandal our set has known In years." "And you were In league with Don ald and May?" "They concocted tho scheme. They escaped through tho lcuUIu iu the roof and came down and out through an other house In the block." They were going like a hurricane and lu an hour pulled up at their destination. Meanwhile tho pair had consulted, Invented plans of escape only to throw them aside and nt lnst enmo to the conclusion thnt slnco they must bo Inughed nt It would bo better to bo laughed at without a scandal. When they reached tho gonl they found n parson waiting and all ready for a wedding. Those iu the auto wero pre paring to return without them when they consented and wero married. In viting their abductors to be their wed ding guests. After further deliberation they decid ed not to face the crowd of uiorryumk ecu they Icul left and spent the bridal ill-, lit ni tin- Bin IJuuhum. When the party lu tho automobile re turned to the house, where dancing nnd feasting were In progrcsM. and an nounced thi' second half of the double i wedding the house was made to ring I U l UV4lllh HIT tlUUOV ill II III- . W HUH g proposed to take automo biles and go to the Buckingham, but tho Kidnapers would not consent. ADBlfAnTE ITOTH HTDD. Oe00O0O00OaO00OO O o O His Inventive Genius. 5oO0OeO000000OoO6 Copyright, 1!W, by American Tress Asso ciation. Johnny Bounce nnd 1 were school mates nnd fast friends. Johnny wns younger thnn I, but stronger. Every boy who could lick tno nvnlled himself of tho opportunity JiiBt for the fun of It. Johnny could lick most of them nnd, noticing thnt l needed a friend, be gan to lick every boy thnt licked mo. This hnd a wholesome effect, nnd t was soon let nlonc. Indeed, I nm not sure thnt I did not Impose on some of them, knowing that n drend of John's big fist would dctor them from giving me n deserved punishment. when wo left school to go out Into tho world (wo wero pretty big boys then) 1 snld to John Bounce: "Johnny, I want you to understand thnt 1 owe you n wholo lot. If I ever got n chnnco to mnke n stand off for whnt you've done for me, I'll do It." "Oh, you don't owo mo anything, Tom," ho snld. "Besides, I guess we'll both get nlong pretty woll." I didn't sec John nfter our pnrtlng for yenrs. Then ono dny n mnn enmo into my ofllco of very forlorn nppenr nnce. 1 put my fingers In my pocket to get out 10 cents when I noticed tho fellow looking at me with n quizzical expression. "You don't know me, Tom?" "No, I don't." "I'm Johnny Bounce." My heart sank, for I know that tho world had been too much for John. However, I gave his hand n warm grasp, asiceu mm to su oown nnu ten me whnt ho hnd been doing. He snld he hadn't hnd much success thus far, but he had "Irons in tho fire," some of which ho thought would pan out vory big. I had heard of these "Irons" bo fore in connection with men who hnd lost their grip on the world nnd knew thnt Instead of Irons they were gnsca. But I saw that John was sincere, so 1 did not discourage blm. "You enn't run n thing like thnt, John," I snld, referring to ono of his schemes, "without being 'grub staked.' I haven't nny capital to put In, but I wish you would let mo lend you what you need from tlmo to time. I'vo got $10 hero In my No? Don't need It? Well, whenever you do como right in here and get it." I know perfectly well that ho needed money, but could not bring himself to take It from mo, whose equal ho hnd been In everything except nn ability to punch boys' heads, and In this ho had been my superior. I was obliged to lot blm go without nffordlng him relief, but I took his nddress, resolving to find some Indirect way of giving him money. But I wns very busy nt the tlmo nnd put the matter off. Bo sides, I am not an Inventive genius nnd failed to think of any method of lend ing John Bounce money without ap pearing to give It. One morning a woman came Into my ofllco and said she had heard John Bounce, who boarded with her, speak of me. She snld that Bounce owed her ?87.'I5 for board, and she would like me to tell her If he hud any property on which she could levy. I told her that Mr. Bounce was a perfectly hon orable man, but was trying to carry through certain schemes without suffi cient capital. She left with a check for the amount of her bill. A week later 1 received a note from John re grettlng that tho woman had thought It necessary to adopt such strenuous measures nnd nssurlug me thnt one of fils Irons wns nt white heat and he would soon cnll nnd return the amount. I ndmlred his plan of enabling mo to help him Indirectly. John never enmo to sec me. Ills pride, his sensitiveness, whntevor It wns, wouldn't let him. Ono dny n long while after the board bill episode I received a note from an undertaker telling mo that a man named John Bounce had died in n boarding house. A letter from mo had been found In bis room, nnd slnco thero was no money to bury him It was deemed nd vlsablo to notify me. Tho nmount re quired was nbout $100. I wns sorry now since poor John wns gono thnt 1 had not been able to do moro for him. I Inclosed n check for the n mount and authorized a call for more. I did the latter as an ex cuse to my conscience for not attend ing to tho matter peivonally. I couldn't bring myself to such a nielnneh'.ly duty. A few months inter 1 received a noto from one who wrote that he had been an Intimate- friend of the late Mr. John Bounce, the Inventor. It was proposed by several of Mr. Bounce's friends to! place a headstone at IiIh grae. There wore four men ready to contrib ute $50 cm h. The cost of the stone would bo $2150. Knowing that I had been a w-hnolnintc of Mr. Bounce, he had ventured to write to know If I would make ono of fivo. I at once sent my check for $80. A year passed. Ono morning I re ceived u note from a lawyer statlnc that John Bounce had died n few days beforo (my hair stood on end with as tonishment), that Mr. Bounce had left mo bis sole hnlr fl wondered), that Mr. Bounce had patented a mechanical toy, and that a toy manufacturing company stood ready to glvo $25,000 for the sole right to inauufacturo (I grasped my desk for support). This wonder turned out to bo n real ity. I accepted tho off or. and wh-n tho check wns paid mo my eyes filled with tears. My poor, dear Johnny Bounco had succeeded after all, but too lute. My thoughts wero only on that gonitis for Inventing methods by which I could glvo him money wlth out wounding tho feelings of either Wimrctt or me.. xtTETi rrmMsr iwwrwrii For Sale. One Po-cheron Stallion ten years old, weight 1,700, two comlnp; two year old black I'erchoron stallions. These ani mals arc of excellent quality, nnd will sell or trade under Rood guarantee very cheap. Address A. E. Marlatt, m 30-0 Maxwell, Nob. What are Your Groceries Costing Look over your pass book paying;, it pays to pay casn. Cane Granulated Sugar, 17 pounds $1.00 Tulip Patent Flour, per sack 1.45 Gothenburg Patent Flour, per sack 1.45 Gothenburg O. K. Flour, per sack 1.40 3-lb pn'l Swift's Silver Lenf lard. . .40 5-lb pnil Swift's Silver Leaf lard . . .65 C-lt) pnil Swift's Premium lard 70 Pcrric Vinus Maplo Syrup per gal. 1.25 Corn Syrup 10-lb pnil -10 Lewis Lye per box 08 Diamond C Soap, 8 bars 25 Pearl Whito Soap, 7 bnrs 25 Gold Dust, 41b pkg 22 Puddle Bluing 10c size 07 Puddle Bluing 5c size 04 Kincsfords Silver Gloss Starch per pkg 0s Kingsforda Corn Starch per pkg.. .08 Best Gloss Starch per pkg 05 Best Corn Starch per pkg .05 Sapolio per pkg i)c, 3 for 25 Ammonia per bottle .-. .09 Seeded Hnisins 12-oz pktr 08 lC-oz Seeded Rasins, per pkg 10 Cm rants 12-oz pkg 10 Bulk Raisins, large, per lb 08 Coconnut, the beat, J-lb pkg 15 Cox's Gelatine 13c, 2 pkgs 25 Knox Gelatine 13c, 2 pkgs 25 Royal Baking Powder 1-ibcan 45 Dr. Price's Baking Powder 1-lb can .45 10-oz can K. C. Baking Powder 08 lG-oz can K. C. Baking Powder 13 Cash counts. Ruying groceries or any other kind of goods on time costs you greater interest than any bank in the country would charge you. Then it saves that dispute about your account. If you don t believe it give it a trial. Wilcox Department Store. Ti HP! Tl Washer & The 1 nor Llectnc r I " 'For several years we t n dries throughout the world. Come and Examine this Workman b A.H.LEWES MEDICINE Ca,ST10UISA.l McDoncll & Graves, Don't Spend $3.50 When Prot. W, M. Hnyos, Ais't. Secty. of Agriculture of the United State says about Stock Food These balanced rations are often found by analysis to consist of the talllnifs of mills, elevators am breweries, mixed with molasses and salt, to make the compound palatable to the cattle, and one of the largest Stock Food Companies Is said to use fine sawdust, finely ground, to cheaply bring up the weight of his product, instead of buying a superior and expensive balanced ration containing high fattening qualities and acting as a tonic, he has paid a high price for a feed containing, along with ordinary grain, finely ground alfalfa hay and other common food stuffs, $5.00 to $25.00 per ton, a high percentage of refuse, nnd non-nutritious matter, some of which may be positively dangerous to the health of his stock." Make your own stock foods and remedies by using Skldoo HorSO nnd Cattlo Tablets for horses, cattle, sheep, swine and fowls proper dose in tablets. Mix in feed or salt. They contain no sawdust, ashes, chopped feed or bran, Ask for and try once Skldoo Condition Tablots or Skldoo Worm, Kidney, Chicken Cholera, Cathartic, Heave, Fever, Hog Cholera, Distemper, Pink hye, Colic, White Plague Preventlc, or Illlster Tablets, or Louse Killer, Spavin Kemtdy, or Harb Wire Liniment, Distributed by THE BLUE BELL MEDICINE CO., Capital Stock $300,000,00, Watortown. S. D U. S. A. FOJi BALK HY JOHNSON'S CASH M0KKT ST0HK. Notice to Boys. Notico is horeby given that any boy found uslnp air guns or 22-ealibra guns on tho streets of the city will bo promptly arrested This applies to all, nnd no exceptions will be made. I. L. Milton n eij(3 En, Sheriff. You? and sec the difference you are 25-oz K. C. Unkjng Powdor 20 E-Ib can K C Bnking Powder 80 Pumpkin, per doz $1.10, por enn Hominy, per doz $1.10, per can. .10 .10 Kraut, per doz $1.10, per enn 10 Sliced peaches (in heavy syrup) per cun 20 Stnndnrd Corn, per enso 1.60 per enn .08 Stundard Tomatoes, per enso 2.25, per can 10 Sonked Pens, per case 1.40, per can .00 .10 .15 Fresh Pens, per doz 1.10, per can.. Covo Oysters large can, 8 oz Covn Oysters small enn, 4 oz 08 Sugar Cured Bacon, per lb 1G Salt, best grade, per 100 lb 75 Soda Crackers wooden boxes per pound 0G Oyster crackers wooden boxes per pound 0G Full Crenm Cheeso per lb 20 Shredded Wheat Biscuits, 13c per pkg, 2 for , 25 Grape Nuts, per pkg 13c, 2 for . . . Mothers' Oats, largo sizo, per pkg Duke's Mixture tobneco lG-oz pkg Horse Shoo Tobacco por pound.... 25 .25 .35 .45 .35 Yankee Girl Tobacco 18 oz plug Kerosene oil per gallon 15 1 nave naci cans lor a that could be turned by other than hand power. Today we find both of these long felt needs in The Thor Electric Washer and Wringer. It works by electric ity for about two cents per hour and washes by the same tried, proven cylinder principle used by all the large laun Labor-Saving Machine. Derryberry i Agents, North Platte. Fifty Cents Will do theWork The C. F. Iddings Co. COAL Rock Springs Lump and Nut Maitland Lump and Nut Hanna Lump and Nut Colorado Lump and Nut Pennsylvania Hard Coal (in Stove and Nut Size) Blacksmithing Coal We carry the largest assort ment of high grade coal in the city. I ry us with your next order. Call Phone 7. We have it. The C. F. Iddings Co. ALL KINDS OF MEN smoke tho Forest King cigar. Tasto b not n matter of social position tho clerk appreciates n good nmoko ns woll as tho merchant. No better nt tho price thnn tho Forest King cigar. Price 5 cents. J. F. SCHMALZRIED. GO TO P. M. SORENSON FOR Furniture Repairing AND CABINET WORK. Also Woodturning. WINDOW SCREENS .... A Specialty. Shop 107 East Fifth. T. F. WATTS, AUCTIONEER. My services nro worth all thoy cost. If you go to a cheap mnn you will probably fail to sell or bo compelled to soil at n sncriflce. The only rea son nny auctioneer is cheap is bo cnuso nia services nro not worth much. For terms nnd dates writo or wire ut my expense, Phono E5n4. NOTICE. AdNoclatvd Land Company, a corporation. ami W. W. Kyan. Ilrst and real nauio un known, dufmidmits: Will talfo notico that on tho Htli dnv of March, IWJ, Frank Htautoy, plalntllT heroin. MimI bin aniundiid nutltloti In tho l)Intrirt. Court of Lincoln county, NohraHka, aealnst paid dufniHlnntH, tho object and prayor of which aro io navo section za. lownslilp it), Hanifu 82, In Lincoln county, Nohraska, sold for tho naymunl of a curtain Jndirmont, which Planum recovered numnm tno aufonuant, tho ANHoclated Land Company, In tho Dis trict Court of Hondas county, Nebraska, on tho 12th day of Ih-comhur. 100R. which Judg ment Is for thn sum of fWU.OO anil cost nf Hull: and for a druroo, adjudging that tho do- romiant, w w. Kyan, llrstaml real nanio un known, holds tho title to tho abovo described land In trust for thn defendant. Associated Land company, ana mat said real estato la In fact tho property of thu Associated Land Company, and forKeneraleijultablorollof and costs of suit. You aro required to answer said amondoa petition on or bororu tho lUth day ot April. Dated March Bth, HOD. mlM FHANIC 8TANLEV. Plaintiff. HIIKKIKK'S SALE. 11 v virtue of an ordor of Halo Issued from tho district court of Lincoln county. Nohras ka. uihin a decree of foreclosure ntnilnrMl In said court wherein Martin SL. McCullough Li liiauiinr ami Minerva a. unaso et ai aro defendants, and to me directed. I will on tho Siltl. day of April 1WW. nt 1 o'clock p. m. at thu oast frontdoor of thu court house In North Platto, Lincoln county. Nebraska, soil at public auction to tho hlk'liest bidder for cash, to satisfy said decree. Interest and costtt.tho followfnHdp.scrllH'd property, to-wlt: Wu' t half of no. boast quarter and oast half of northwest quarter ot Hectlon 17. Township V, Uanco 33. West of 0 P. M uateci at iNortn natto. inch., march iu, iuuu. I. L. MlI.TONUKltOEIl. mlU-0 Hherlff. Berlal No. 012820. Notico for Publication. Department of the Interior, U. H. Land OHIco at North Platto. Nob. March Mth, 1000. Notico Is hereby lven that Alwln Zauler of North Platto, Nohraska, who, on July 1st 1W)2, made homestead entry No. 10373, Horlal No. 01 20, for south half northeast quarter and lots 1 and 2, Hectlon 4, Township 12, north, KaiiKn .12 west ot tho Sixth Principal Meridian, has tiled notice of Intention to make II rial live year proof to estubllsli claim to thu laud alxivu duscrlltod, beforo tho HcKlslur and Itecetver at North Platte, Nuh., on tho Bth day ot May, 1000. Claimant names as witnesses! Charley Meyer. William Faoka and Joseph Evorlancn of dickens. Nuh , and William Garman of Wallace, Nuh. rnU-0 J. E. EVANS, Itoirlater. Estrny Notice Tnken up on about November 1st, 1908,on section 3C,town 15,ranfco 82, by tl o undersigned who there residos, ono white nnd black heifer nbout two years old branded on left hip, nnd under crop on both ears. The owner must call, prove property, pay charges and take animal nway or it will bo disposed of according to law, W. B. McNEEU