.4 J A Mean Trick. Copyright, 1908, by American Proas Asso ciation. London, Dec. 5, 1018. I nm sorry, my dear daughter, that you have cutercd Into a movement to obtain tho voto for women. Ten years ngo I took part In a movement with that object In vlow, nnd It turned out a lamcntnblo failure. I will give you a brief account of how our organization was broken up with n view to Inducing you to aban don your attempt, foreseeing some such outcome for the present move ment. Our society grow rapidly, far more rapidly than one could havo ex pected. We had meetings in Ilydo park, gathering thousands of women with appropriate banners and much enthusiasm. We stormed tho houso of commons nnd forced tho members to listen to us. Our enemies, tho men, ar rested us and kept us in Jail. Finally, when tho houso of commons was In despair of being able to defeat us by open methods It must needs go about undermining our society. In secret session n committee was ap pointed to find nnd execute some meth od to break us up. This committee consisted of old bachelors rather, old curmudgeons nil of them confessed woman haters and mean enough to take advantage of thoso weaknesses peculiar to onr sex. Tlloy began by laying n plan to got rid of our ndmlrnblo officers and put In such women ns would wreck tho so ciety. Our annual election nnd appoint ment of committees came oil Bbortly aftcr theso men began their work, and they took advantage of the opportuni ty. Just beforo tho election we wero surprised at n large accession to our membership. Then on tho day of tho election, while we wcro preparing for the ballot, handbills wcro scattered about tho hall in which we met stating that at n store on Piccadilly ccrtnln standnrd goods that nil women must havo were offered at leso than half tho usual price. A silk dress that would ordinarily cost 50 might be had for 20. lints In tho latest style that wcro selling for 5 wcro offered at 2 Gs. Cloaks worth 10 were to be had for 4. Theso arc but n few examples to show you what bargains were to bo obtained. Tho salo was to take place during the afternoon of our election, but nil wom en know that to securo what they want nt such sales they must bo on hand when tho salo opens. Well, no sooner wore tho handbills read than thoro began a gradual disap pearance of tho members. Just ns wntcr leaves n bathtub without one's seeing whero it goes. Ouo by ono our wom en slipped out, but It was noticeable that all tho new members remained. At that time, my child, your father was not doing nt all well nt his business, and I was wearing a hat that had been long out of fashion. It wns impossible for mo to appear In nny gathering In such frightful hendgcar. Satisfying myself that thcro was n quorum of tho Bocloty without mo, I went to selzo tho opportunity. Now, our hnll was on tho opposite Bide of London from the plnco of tho sale. I took n bus to got there and on arriving nt tho store asked whero tho sale was going on. What salo? Tho salo announced in tho bnndl.ls! No ono knew of any hnndbills or any snle. Then I saw that something had cono wrong. Taking another bus, I went back to tho hall In company with others of our members. I found that tho oloctlon wns over, a now sot of officers had boon put In and new com mlttecs appointed. Whnt do you think? Theso mean, contemptible mcn-vlllalns hnd hired the new mem bers to Join, bad produced the hand bills, and while wo bona fldo members of the society wero going to nna com lnc from tho bogus snlo the hussies had elected a ticket given them by tho men. This was not tho worst of our mis fortunes. Tho new officers nnd com mltteo women hnd been selected (by tho men) for tho violence of their torn ncrs nnd tho volubility of their tongues, Tho very flrst meeting after their In stallation Bhowed thnt we hnd met with a nuletus. One of tho committee Bnlrt somethlnc that made tho pros! dent mad. nnd she throw her gnvel at tho offending woman. The secretary rose to her feet and began a steady stream of talk. Other members strovo In vnln to get tho floor, but the shrill voice of tho secretary, sounding llko n steam whlstlo, drowned them out At ono tlmo there wero a dozen women inqHeiilnt!nf and shrieking like a storm wind in tho rigging of n ship, Then tho chairwoman of tho commit teo of ways and menns, a perfect n cr culcs, seizing a table used by tho sec retary, wont through the hall for the nurnoso of clearing It. In flvo minutes there was not a member left. Bv such contemptlblo process did theso mean, vile, ignoble, base, sneak ing, rascally, scurvy, unfair creatures to whom has been given tho nnmo man thwart tho noblo work wo hnd In hand. Thnt wns the last of tho suf fragette movement of tho first deendo nf tho nrcscnt century, nnd members of nnrllnment have slnco been desplcn bio enough to boast that by n political maneuver only worthy of an American nvi fnnhlnnnd nr mnrr they had so cured peace nnd comfort. It isn't, my denr, that women arc not fitted for suffrage nnd to occupy nm- HnJmro thnt man can occupy. It is thnt men will descend to such pusll lanlmous tricks to beat us out of our rights. Woman has tho nobler nature, nnd man- By the bye, I hear tho new hats aro mortarboard In shnpo and ostrich fonthcrs aulto the thing. Whnt hideous shapes! Your loving mother. ANNA B12NTLEY The Fall of the Emoire A Smoked Ham Diet. to Copyright, 1908, by Amorlciui Press Asso ciation. The young soldlcr-Ulng's nmbltlon was towering. At thirty he found him clf tho flrst general of his nge. Not content wK'i being master of his own kingdom, he sought to make himself master of all kingdoms within his reach. While tho king's trnltfl were Napo leonic, thcro wns ono trait that was not Napoleonic. Napoleon, while ho was n gallant, never permitted nny woman to influence him in matters of government. Ho was not afraid of the fair sex and took no precautions against women. The soldier-king, on tho contrary, feared their seductions, lie wns aware that they governed tho world and considered thnt It would bo impossible for him to build up tho em pire he Intended if he wcro himself governed by n womnn. A bnchclor, he proposed to remain a bnchclor. And for fenr that he would bo captured ho permitted only the homeliest women to come near him. On ono occasion when ho wns told that a young girl had come to his tent to beg for protection from his soldiers ho nsked, "Is Bhc comely?" When nnswered In the nfflrnintlvo ho replied, "Then let her be veiled." Thcro wns ono petty duchy, nisterlti, still unconquered which wns lraporlnnt to tho soldlor-klng. From Its geograph ical position it wns the inn In link In tho states from which the empire was to bo formed. Though small, Its con quest would bo difficult, for Its terri tory constituted an elevnted plntcnn whoso only npproaches wcro through mountain dcfllcs. Tho king Bent n do- mnnd for its submission. A reply wns returned thnt tho diiko would yield to tho Inevitable If tho king would grant certain conditions. If not ho would do fond his dukedom till every man In it hnd been killed. The king then sent n messenger to ask tho conditions. A reply camo that they would only be presented nt a meeting to take placo between tho two sovereigns. Midway up n dclllo lead ing to tho duchy wns n pocket well adapted for a placo of conference. Tho duke proposed thnt ho and tho king moot there nnd discuss tho terms by which his domain should pass under tho king's rule. Tho king might bring all tho cunrd ho wished. Tho duke pledged himself to go nlonc. Tho king, unwilling to bo outdone in an exhibition or commence, uccinrcu that he, too, would go alono and tin nrmed. All thoso mntters having been adjusted, tho king rode, with n small guard, to tho mouth of tho defile, where ho left thorn and proceeded to tho rendezvous. The duko wns seen coming down tho mountnln, nn old man with n flowing, whlto beard and hair. The 8ovcreIgns met nt tho door of n pavilion thnt had boon erected for tho conference The duko produced n gold en key, unlocked the door nnd motion cd the king to enter. When inside the duke rolocked tho door. This startled tho king, but ho snld nothing. Surely if treachery were Intended ho was a match for this feeble old man. Then tho duko led tho wny into a handsome ly furnished room, In the center of which wore a table and writing mate rials. At ono end of the npnrtmont blazed nn open fire. Tho duko throw tho golden key In among tho burning logs. It Immediately Ignited. For n moment the king stood In wonder nt seeing gold burn, then rushed forward to rescuo tho key. IIo was too Into It was of wood, your majesty," said tho duko, "and glided. We aro shut up hero together for this conference. Nel thcr can depart, for there Is no open lng except tho door which Is locked and no key with which to unlock It Lot us proceed to business." As the duko spoko tho Inst words he throw his hat on tho floor, pulled off n white wig nnd false beard, divested himself of his ducal robes and stood before the king In superb dress, a wo man of transcendnnt benuty. "I I was to meet tho duke," Btam raercd the king, drawing back. "I am tho sovereign of Illstcrln. My father has abdicated In my favor." Tho king put his hand beforo his face to shut out tho vision of lovell ncss. These nro my terms," continued tho duchess, "tho only terms on which I shall surrender. I will pay your maj esty 500 pieces of gold annually as tributo for ten years." Tho king made no reply, Int. drop ping his hnnds, stared nt the sym metrical creature Her features wero those of a enmeo, licr complexion that of whlto nnd red roses, and her eyes wcro a marvel of loveliness. "Your grace." he said, dropping on his knee, "1 am nt your mercy." The duchess pointed to the writing materials. The king wrote: Tho Independence of the duchy of JI's tcrla Is acknowledged nnd guaranteed. The duchess read nnd turned her great eyes, lit by a heavenly smile, on tho monarch. Then, touching n spring In the tnble, a drawer flew open. Sho seized n key nnd started for tho door Tho king followed nnd caught her In his nrms. She looked back, and her Hps wero pressed by his. When tho king rejoined his attend nnti ho was a changed man. IIo knew that tho lands ho had conquered would nlwnys bo llablo to bo wrested from him without tho duchy of Illstorla. Ono by ono thoy received back their sovcrc gnty. nnd when tho Inst was mndo Independent It whb announced that tho king was about to bo married. Tho soldler-klng made the Duchess of Illstorla his queon, and ho did not get her till every country ho had conquered had been mndo free. HAROLD OTIH. Copyright, 190S, by T. C. McClurc. Bill Scott, as ho wns fntnlllnrly cnll- cd, was lazy and shiftless. Llko all lazy men, Bill Scott hnd nu appetite. Ills nppctlto also had a pref erence. IIo loved oysters, chicken, porterhouso steak and clnm chowder, but whnt he loved above all was smok ed ham. Ho liked it fried or boiled or baked, and ho could never get enough of it. The only wny he could get ham wnB to steal It, and many of tho vil lagers and fnrmcrs objected to his midnight visits to their smokehouses. Among the objectors was tho Widow Glenn, who hnd n farm a mile away. Sho was also ouo of thoso Interested In seeking to save Bill from himself. Perhaps sho was the only womnn in the world who would havo thought of combining ham with reform. Tho idea camo to her in n dim, undefined way, but she kept at It until she worked it out. Ono day after being told by her hired man thnt ho had seen Bill Scott Bcoutlug about tho smokohouso tho evening previous sho entered Into n little conspiracy. The door wns left unlocked, tho hired man hidden near by, and next night ns Bill was taking a ham off Its roost tho door was slam med shut, nnd he found himself a prisoner. When morning enmo tho widow drove to town to see Mrs. Glenn, nnd upon her return sho vis ited the houso of hmns and Bald to tho captive: "Of course you have nothing to sny, except that you wero walking In your Bleep last night, but now thnt you nro wide awako 1 havo something to say to you. You llko smoked ham. I am go ing to give you nil you want of It Today you will eat It uncooked. To morrow you shnll havo It fried." iV chair and n Jug of wntcr wero brought in, ho was furnished with n knife nnd tho door locked on him, nnd ho proceeded to enjoy hhntelf. Ho nto nnd ho loafed and he slept. There wero twenty smoked hams hanging nbovo him nnd giving out their de licious odor, nnd why should ho weary his brnlu trying to solvo nntlonnl prob lems? IIo didn't. Next morning tho widow nppenred nnd nsked him how he would llko his ham cooked for breakfast. IIo said ho would take It fried, and ho got It that way nnd a Jug of fresh water with It. At noon ho hnd It boiled, and at night It wns fried again. Tho nmount wns not stinted. There wns moro hnm than he had over sat down to In bis life. Tho next day nnd tho next It wns tho same. On tho morning of tho fourth day, how ever, tho prisoner said to his Jailor: "Wlddor Glenn, if you don't mind I'll hnvo tutors and fried eggs for brenkfnst." But I do mind," wns her reply. Ilore nro twenty smoked hams going to wnsto for the want of cntlng. Yon dote on hnm. Pitch right In." "But my wlfo must bo nnxlous nbout mo, nnd I wnnt to bo going homo." "Your wlfo knows Just whoro yon nro and is not nt nil worried, tsno hopes you will hnvo your fill of ham." Bill had raw ham, boiled hnm, bnked and fried hnm, and ho should havo reveled In tho occasion. It Is human nature to never bo satisfied, and after tho fifth day ho demanded a radical chango of diet, even if only to raw sausage. IIo had not tasted of tho Inst two meals. "Oh, but you must go ahead with ham," replied the widow. "You havo not quite finished ono yet, nnd there nro nineteen others wnltlng to bo eat en. Your second nppctlto mny come bnck to you any minute." I'd llko to llvo on old crusts of bread for a change, ma'am." "But I couldn't think of It. You nro n visitor, you know, nnd I should be nshnmcd of myself to offer you crusts." At supper that night Bill begged for raw turnips instead of smoked hnm. At breakfast next morning ho offered to eat potnto peelings. Tho widow wns firm. "Mr. Scott," sho replied, "I don't think you nro nt nil grateful. I nm furnishing you tho nicest nnd sweet est smoked hnm in all ncrklmcr coun ty, nnd yet you kick nt it." But smoked ham for flvo days, ma'am," ho protested. "But I'm giving you tho chance of your lifetime, xnmic or ueing sur rounded with eighteen nnd n hnir hams!" "Hams and wntcr, mn'nml" "Yes, but I'm giving you n chnnco to get acquainted with wntcr to ncqulrn a tnsto for It." Ham on tho sixth day, the seventh it CHRISTMAS SILK SALE at The Leader. m m guaranteed Black Taffeta included, worth up to $1.50 per yard, at (f! ft Ninety-Eight Cents per yard. I If you wish to buy a useful Christmas Gift for your wife, daughter, mother or sweet- T heart nothing- more suitable or useful can be fonnd, as they will appreciate a Waist jjj or Dress made from this material. THE LEADER, I JULIUS PIZER, Proprietor. ji (ft ( 0 i& to il) it Christmas Cloak S nit and Fur Sale at THE. LEADER. We have just received a large consignment of Ladies', Misses' and Children's Cloaks, the latest and finest that have been shown this season. We place them on sale and will guarantee to save you from twenty-five to fifty cents on every dollar you invest. Any one wishing to buy a cloak or suit or set of furs for a Christmas gift should call early and get the advantage of a full stock. THE LEADER JULIUS PIZER, Proprietor. T. F. WATTS, AUCTIONEER. My services nro worth all thevcost. If you go to n chenp man you will probably fail to sell or bo compelled to sell nt n sacrifice. Tho only rea son nny auctioneer is cheap is be- causo his services aro not worth much. For terms and dates write or wiro at my expense, Phono EC01 NOTICE. To tho persons who hnvo made npplicn tlon tor county bounty on coyotes. Ao tho statu legislature convenes soon and it has tho power to appropriate money for tho payment of stato bounty on coyotes etc., Your attention is cnllcd to this mat ter that you mny file claim with the Secretary of Btuto for bounty if you wish to do so. r . u. Elliott, County Clerk. Wood Turning and Furniture Repairs, Cabinet Work, Screen Frames, Saw Filing and Setting. All kinds of Job Work done on short notice at prices to suit. Terms Cash. P. M. Sorenson. Where the Shoe Pinches. Why do you insure your house, and furniture, and stable, against fire? Because if you don't, and they burn up, the loss will fall on you. Why do you neglect to insure your life? Because if you die and you will' die some day the loss will not fall on you but on somebody else your wife or daughter, or aged mother, or invalid sister or some other defenceless dependent. You haven't viewed the question in this way? Then think it over, and drop a card to the undersigned. EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES "STRONGEST IN THE WORLD" PAUL NORTON, II. P. NEELY, Manager, President Omaha, Neb. W. H. McDonald, Local Representative, North Plallc, Nebraska. ttwl 41m Mfrdfli Tim nli1nu n'llfl ftrlnrr. mm ill.; winm. . 1 w .u.v ...... . ing more hum when 15111 Kcott broke oiiup nurui ui r. j. clown nnd wild: "I'll rIku tho temperance pledge mn'nni, nnd If I don't keep it this tlmo mny I he sent to prison for the re mainder of my days." 'And about peopled chickens nnd garden stuff. Mr. Scott?" ".May I be struck dead If I ever med dle with them again l" "And work, Mr. Scott what nbout work?" "I'll work llko n nigger. Only try me." "You have only been Hhut up eight days, nnd there'H eighteen limns still left," mused tho widow. "Can a man reform on two Hinoked hnms?" Tfo can, mn'nin ho can. ' Give mo n show, nnd if I disappoint you thoy mny tar nnd fenther me." there Avns accomplished mich n chnngo Also 13. 1. K.OCK L.OCkerelS nnd reformation in' Hill Scott as men and MUSCOVey Urakes almost as larcre as ireese and from prize winning strains. J. O. ANDERSON, Lexington, Neb Barb wire for sale at Ilershey's, corner Fitli and Locust St. Phone 15. 1 FOR SALE We have some very choice Poland China and Duroc Jer sey Boars of serviceable age. Immuned by the Ridgway process. Mutual Building and Loan Association OF NORTH PLATTE, NEB. ORGANIZED 1887. ASSETS $289,886.05 Office 622 Dewey Street. had deemed Impossible, nnd today his shortcomings nro remembered only ns legends. lie Iuih worked hard and prospered, and aside from his nntlpnthy for smoked hnm there Is nothing to distinguish him from, tho other vil lagers. M. fctJAD. L In order to supply funds for loan applications approved nnd allowed by its bonrd of directory this association will issuo a limited amount of its poid up Htock, in any amount from $100.00 to $5,000.00. This paid up stock draws dividends at the rnto of six percent per annum, payablo March 1st and Sept. 1st of each year, nnd may be withdrawn nny timo upon thirty days' notice. All of tho assots of tho association being invested in first nwrtarncrfis on improved real cstato in tho City of North Platto and tho nRneiat.ion bein operated under tho supervision of tho Stato Banking Hoard, thoro can be no safer investment. T. C. PATTERS0N,tPreident; SAMUEL G00ZEE, Secretary. E. S. DAVIS, Asst. Secretary.