New Jersey Pastor Lays Down Epl
grammatlc Rules for Wives.
Jersey City. N. J. nnv tir t t.
Scuddor, of the First Congregational
church, has preached n. sermon on
"How to Treat Your Husband." Thcso
aro eomo of the rules and comments
mauo on married Hfo by tho preacher:
"No wlfo can bo as froo and frlv.
olous as sho was beforo her nuptial
days. Her station demands n certain
matronly dignity.
"Don't bo ono of those a'utocratic
creatures that say 'Marrlago makes
two ono and I'm tho one.'
"Tho man who Is married to ono
or thoso fomalo tyrants with firm chin
and haughty demeanor has no need
of purgatorial fire In tho llfo to come.
"A qualification of a model wifo Is
to keep her temper and control her
tongue.
"A cross, cantankerous Jado loves to
glvo her husband a pleco of her
mind, and imually, like a mosaic, her
mind Is composed of many pieces.
"Scolding wives live long and die
naru. unoy posbcss vitality, volubility
and sometimes vituperation.
"If a husband persists In colnc
round In his shirt sleeves and leaves
his clothes about tho room when ho
should put them In tho closet, novcr
mma sucli trifles. They aro only
spots on the sun."
FARM FOR HUMMINGBIRDS.
New York Woman Will Raise Tiny
Birds for Pets.
New York. Convinced that hum
mingbirds will mako good household
pets, Miss Gwendolln Brooks of Con
tral Park West, Is going to ralso them
In Central Isllp, L. I. Miss Brooks has
bought a farm thero and has obtained
plans for aviaries from W. Albert
Swassoy.
Shoproposcs to sell tho tiny birds,
ana said sno already has a lot of com
missions for them. In spite of their
small size they tiro not difficult to keep
Jn good health, she declared, and they
aro most Interesting to study. Sho
has experimented In raising them In
tho south nnd west.
J A,t Central lsllr Miss Brooks-will
maKo a specialty of the species Known
as tho "ruby-breasted" birds. Their
real homo is in South America, but
they migrate to this cllmato In tho
hot weather, nest hero and' return to
tho tropics In August beforo cold
weather can nip their frail bodies.
Just how they manage to survive tho
hardships of their long- journey hero
and back to tho tropics has long puz'
zled naturalists.
Miss Brooks says that If tho birds
have considerable space to fly about
In and are well fed with honoy and
Insects, they arc not hard to raise.
NEWSPAPER TO TELL TRUTH.
Publication Will Deal with Society
Regardless of Libel Laws.
London. According to tho Flnan
clal News, arrangements aro being
mado to publish an English .dally
newspaper, tho 'chief feature of which
will bo an absolute- defiance of tho
libel laws.
It will publish comment of any kind
upon any person, will denl with society
scandals and financial gossip with tin
restrained frankness, not concealing
tho names or tho most intimnto de
tails. Cases before , law courts on
which comment is not allowed will
bo discussed regardless of the law, in
a manner "calculated to tako tho curls
.out of counsels' wigs."
Judges will bo criticised as freely as
witnesses. If tho Intter nro regarded
as conimittlng perjury they will bo
pilloried. Thereforo tho papor's con
ductors propose to avoid prosecution
,or suppression of their sheet by print-
'lng It In Belgium or Franco nnd malU
ing copies to EngllBh subscribers.
Thore will bo no ofllces In-England.
If tho postofllco refuses to circulate
tho paper In wrappers copies will be
Inclosed In envelopes.
ASKS "PUG" TO BLACK EYE.
Sailor Requests Jeffries to "8wlpe"
Him as a Souvenir.
Los Angeles, Cal. John Lyle, a
seaman of tho destroyer Whipple,
mado a unique request to "Jim' Jeff
ries tho other day. Lylo wnndered
Into Joft's placo and said:
"Mr. Jeffries, I'm Just off tho Whip
ple and I've never been west beforo
I como from Philadelphia and back
In that town wo have ono fighter, Jack
O'Brien, but ho doesn't class with you.
"I'vo always wanted to see you and
I had Instructions from Philadelphia
friends that If I ran across you in this
country I should bring back a souve
nir of you. So, if you will obllgo mo
nnd lots of friends back east, kindly
awlpo mo Just onco In tho eye, so it
will bo good and blnck. Then I can
tell the folks that Jeff did it"
Jeff refused.
Leads Deer by the Ear.
Harrlsburg, Pa. Harry Stabler,
keeping tho country storo at Hock
villo, Just west of this city, captured
a live deer with his hands the other
morning. ,
It was a full-grown doe, and had
been chased Into tho 'river from tho
Cumberland shore, swimming a mllo
across, to Rockvllle, whero It was
again beset by dogs.
Stnhlor heard tho commotion and
went to tho deer's, assistance. He
drovo away tho dogs, and cntchlng
. tho deer by tho car, led It to his
stable.
Stato Game Commissioner Knlofuss
will send tho deer to tho stato gamo
reservation at Pino Grove.
NEW ASSISTANT SECRETARY OF TREASURY
Copyright by Waldonrswcetb
Louis A. Coolldge, who recently succeeded J. H. Edwards as assistant sec
retary of the treasury, has been for many years a prominent Washington news
paper man. In 1904 he directed the literary bureau of the Republican national
committee and has been editor of the Congressional Directory and Indexer of
tho Congressional Record. Although Mr. Coolldge has given a great deal of at
tention to politics and newspaper work, he has found time to write siveral
books, among them "The' Show at. Washington" and "Klondike and the Yukon
Country," besides contributing regularly to different magazines of tho coun
try. He Is a native of Massachusetts, 46 years old, and a graduate of Harvard.
PANAMA "SKEETERS."
NINETY KINDS ARE FOUND IN
THE CANAL ZONE.
Scientist, After an Investigation In the
Isthmian Region, Makes Remark
able Collection of Little
Disease Bearers.
Washington. A government bug
hunter hns been down on the Isthmus
of Panama collecting mosquitoes In
tho cannl zono. Ho secured larvae of
S3 species, of "which 30 wcro now to
sclonco. , With seven additional spe
cies already known, this constitutes
tho Inrgcst number recorded from any
one locality on earth.
Anybody who Is Interested may seo
tho mosquitoes for himsolf In tho Na
tional musoum, whoro they havo been
deposited. August Busck Is tho namo
of this scientific collector who now
holds tho mosquito record. Ho spent
threo months on tho isthmus during
tho mosquito breeding time, covering
tho end of tho dry season and tho
early part of tho rainy season.
It has cost, and is costing, a lot of
money to protect tho Uvea of tho man
working In tho canal zono from'tho 90
sepnrato species of mosquitoes now
known to exist along tho route of tho
jvatorway.
Mosquitoes do not fly very far from
tho placo whero they are born. They
keep close to their food supply, Thoso
that nffect tho Inhabitants of n town
or camp normally do not como from
a distance greater than 200 yards. It
Is this fact that rondora tho sanitary
work of tho canal commission possible
Tho laud about ovcry settlement ia
cleared by tho removal of all brush,
undergrowth nnd grass; only shado
ajul fruit troea aro left, and theso are
thinned out to admit sunlight and freo
ventilation. When practicable, swamps
nnd low lands arc filled In with some
of tho Immense supply of material
taken from the Culcbra cut.
Then tho wholo area Is drained so
that tho surface water will run off.
Ditches and slow-flowing BtreamB aro
kept clear of mosquitoes by drippings
of oil or of copper sulphate. Swamps
nnd pools aro oiled at least once n
week.
Water barrels, huckoiB and palls
must bo screened or oiled, and all tin
cans must bo burled. Even tho cast
off machines, brush-covered relics of
French occupation, aro drained of
their puddles of water. If many In
sects Infest a camp or town, it Is
fumigated. By carrying out these
methods of general extermination ex
ceptionally thorough results havo al
ready been obtained.
Ono Important feat already hns
been accomplished. Tho yellow fever
Seesawing with a Piano.
Man on a Plank 100 Feet Up, on a
Roof, Almost Turns Gray.
Allontown, Pn. A peculiar method
of hoisting a heavy piano to tho upper
floor of a tnll building was bo put
to the test In this city as almost to
turn the hair of Councllmnn and Piano
Dealer Horaco S. Schultz gray In n
fow minutes.
Ho and his men wcro moving tho
plnno. To clovato It on -tho outside
of tho building a M foot plank was
raised to tho roof over 100 feet above
tho sidewalk. Only a few Inches wcro
allowed to project over tho end of tho
roof, and to this end were attached
n block and tackle.
Schultz then seated himself on tho
far end of tho plank, to keep It down,
and his assistants below hean to
mosquito, tho only kind in America
spreading this infection, scientifically
called Btegomyla, Is very scarce. It Is
possible to llvo for weoks on tho lino
of tho canal without seeing n slnglo
specimen. This mosquito Is a strictly
domestic insect, never found away
from man. It breeds only In artificial
receptacles, such aB barrels, water
coolers, bottles, tin cans, etc., In nnd
around human habitations. Knowlmr
'this, It Is well within tho power of tho
nuuiontics to ellmlnnto nbsolnto.y
this i dangerous insect, nnd render a
yellow fovor epidemic Impossible on
account of tho total absenco of tho
only agent which spreads it.
Tho malaria carrying varlotlcs, In
cluded under tho general namo or ano
pholos, aro also subject to rigorous ut
tack. Usually tho specleB of this
group doposlt lnrvao along the edges
of slow-flowing Bt reams and slngnant
pools, but specimens were also secured
from tho bottom of nn old boat, from
an nbandonod dump car, from holes In
trcco and In similar out-of-tlio-way
spots. It has not yet been detormlnod
whether all of these aro Instrumental
in carrying mnlarla, and therefore they
may furnish a fertile field for Investi
gation. Certain genera, technically callod
megarhlnus, psorophora nnd lutzla,
wore found, which, Instead of spread
ing any dlseaso hostile to men, wngo
war on their weaker cousins, nnd nt
times even on their brothers und sis
torB. Thoy nro cannibals of their sort.
MOTHER'S TEETH AID ELOPERS,
While Dentist Is at Work Man Runs
Off with Her Daughter.
I.owiston, Pa. A shrewd ruso,
which brought to 45-year-old John
Tresslcr n lG-yonr-old brldo, was un
folded hero when Tressler rolated to
Justlco of tho Peace Patton how ho
had managed his elopomont threo
weeks ngo with pretty Nora Haines,
a farmer's daughter, who lived at
Lockport.
Tressler was well received at tho
Haines home, but" becausq of his ago
ho was not hold favornbly in tho light
of n suitor. Learning that Mrs.
Haines Intended having her teeth at
tended to, ho brought a dentist, who
Is a friend of his, from Lowlston to
tho Haines homo. While tho dentist
was at work tho daughter Bllpped out
a uacK uoor witn nor llanco and drovo
away to bo married.
Tresslor has been nrrested, charged
with nbductlon. When ho and his
girl-wife appeared in tho courtroom tho
latter snowed her mnrrlauo ccrtinjitf
whoroupon tho mother's blessing was
given. Tressler says ho will pay tho
dentist's bill.
hoist tho piano. Half way up tho cor
nice, on pnrt of which tho plank rest
ed, gnvo wny, and tho latter shifted
considerably and caused tho plank and
Schultz to rise overy time tho work
ors below heaved on tho ropo.
Mr. Schultz realized that it wnB
useless to about. To Jump off, tho
plank meant to allow tho piano to
crash to tho pavement, and, porlmps,
kill tho men below. Swaying up and
down, and ovcry second threatened
with being capitulated through tho at
mosphero. Schultz pnssed through
about ten minutes of tho most agon
izing torturo. Finnlly his plight wus
seen, nn additional man of weight
camo to his relief, tho plank was
pressed down, nnd tho hoisting of tho
piano was finished; nnd then Schultz,
faint and sick, was taken off the roof.
v0B.TT YEAES AGO almost ovory mother thought hor ohild must "have
PAHEG0RI0 or laudanum to mako it bIcgd. Thoso druera will trcoduoa
Bleep, and A PEW DROPS TOO MANY will produco tho SLEEP PROM WHIOH.
THERE IS W WAKING. Many are the ohildren who havo boon killed or
whoso health has hcen ruined for life by parogorio, laudanum and morphine, eaoli
of whioh is a narootio produot of opium. Druggists aro prohibited from selling
oither of the narcotios named to ohildren at all, or to anybody without labelling
them poison." Tho definition of "narootio" is i "AmcdieincwhiclbreUevespain
andproducos sleep, hit whioh in poisonous dosesproduees stupor, oovmt convul
sions and deatlu 99 Tho tasto and smoll of modioinos containing opium are disguised,
and Bold under tho namos of "Drops," "Cordials," "Soothing Syrups," eto. You
should not permit any medioine to bo given to your ohildron without you or
your physioian know of what it is composed. 0AST0RIA DOES NOT CON
TAIN NARCOTICS, if it boars tho signaturo of Ohas. Pf. Plotohor.
W!i
-fti.f-nttni nM J. Li.1 J. L
AwflcjabfcRtpMlon&Aj.
sbnbllnSilBFIwiIanlRcdtfc
(lngUuStoraacIisadBoytW8of
ProroofcsDigestlonJCiAferiU
ncss and Rest.Contalns neither
upiuTu.Moqmoc norrlacral.
OT .NARCOTIC.
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JBrpteOJlkSZMlWilUltlt
stwtfirt
Jhjnjrtnm
in
Anerfect Rcmedv for Ctonsftia-
lion . Sour StomacIt.Dlarrhou
"Worms ,Convulsitms.FOTtisIi-
ncss aiulLOSS OF SLEEP.
aMaMMiMMMSSBaaaaw
rucSinuk Signature of
NEW YORK.
Guaranteed, undcrtliol
6'ii1Hil"ii"fiftW''fllUJJ'''''
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Ho Was Practical.
"Young man, you writo a cood deal
of poetry to my daughter."
"Yes, sir."
"It takes a practical man to support
a wife."
"Well, it's this way. I havo to writo
hor an occasional lottor, and I'm do
busy at tho offlco that I just copy
tho pootry to fill In."
Tho explanation was satisfactory.
Exchange
Tho oxtraordlnary popularity of flno
whlto goodB this summer makes tho
cholco of Starch a matter of great Im
portant. Deflanco Starch, being frco
from all Injurious chemicals, is tho
only ono which is safo to uso on flno
fabrics. Its great strength as n stiffon
or makos half tho usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with tho result of
perfect finish, equal to that whou tho
goods woro now.
8o Polite.
"Sho hasn't any causo to bo snip
py with mo. Tho last tlmo I Raw hdr
I'm suro I did tho politest thing I
could."
"What did you do?"
"Wo woro on a car and when a
man offered mo a seat I said to hor:
You take It, dear; you'ro tho older.' "
In a Pinch, Use ALLEN'8 FOOT-EASE.
A powder. It cures painful, smart
lng, nervous feet and Ingrowing nails.
It's tho groatest comfort discovery of
tho ago. Makes now shoes easy. A
certain euro for sweating foot. Sold
by all Druggists, 25c. Accept no sub
stitute Trial package, FREE. Ad
dress A. S. Olmsted, Lo Hoy, N. Y.
Not Embarrassed.
"Havo your clashes with the courts
embarrassed you?"
"Not at all," anBwored Mr. Dustln
8tax. "Every tlmo I am fined and do
not pay I feel that I havo added Jufft
that much to my earnings."
Eating Coconnut-Cuitard Pie,
.Everybody praises Cocoanut-Cuntard pie
,f 'mado rluht. but a BOBKy plo will
BPm 1 JJ'fJl J'!.eal' procers nro now
Belllnfe "OUn-I'IE." ench 10-cent pacUnso
containing Just tho proper IntrrcdlentH for
two nles. Get tho Custard for C'ocoanut
.Custard nlcn. "Iut up by Ji-55erta Food
Co., ttochcater, N. Y,''
Repine not; tho disappointments of
to-day often provo tho blessings of to
morrow. Thomas a Kempls.
If You Have Common 8oro Eyeo,
If lines blur or run together, you need
PETI'lT'S JJYK SALVB, 25e! All drug'
Bists or Howard llros., lJuffalo, N. Y.
Tho fairest of all things fair on
earth Is virtue Shakespeare.
Smokers havo to call for Lewis' Single
Hinder cigar to prt it. Your dealer or
Lewis' Factory, Peoria, III.
Wlso women get their rights without
lacking about them.'
mitia
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mtcii' Mi ' ii i II Ml
iB??.fliinrnntPcdimclcrtllOl'loadiui JLlAv Mi
WM in ill
Don't Poison
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. FL Fletcher.
Dr. J. ,W. Dlnsdalo, of Chicago, lit., saya: "I uso your Caatorla end
Rdvlso Its ubo In all families whoro thcro nro children."
Dr. Aloxandor E. Mlntlo, ot Clovclnnd, Ohio, uayn: "I havo frequently
prescribed your Caatorla and havo found it a rcllallo and pleasant rcmV
ody for children."
Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, lcb., Bays: "A modlclno bo valuable and
beneficial for children aa your. Caatorla 10, desorvoa tho highest pralso. I
find It In uso every whero."
Dr. J. A. McClollan, of Buffalo, N. T., says: "I havo frequently prescribed,
your Castorla for children and always got good results. In fact Z m
Castorla for my own children."
Dr. J. W. Allen, of SL Loula, Mo., says: "I heartily ondorso your Caa
torla. I havo frequently prescribed It In ray medical practice, and Lava
always found It to do nil that la claimed for It."
Dr. C. H. Qllddon, of St. Taul, Minn., aaya: "My oxperlonoo as a prac
titioner with your Castorla has boen highly, oatlsfactory, and I consldor It
an excellent remedy for tho young."
Dr. II. D. Dennor, of Philadelphia, Pil, nays: "I havo csod your Caa
torla na a purgattvo In tho cases of children for years past .with tho jnosd
bappy effect,, and fully endorse it ns a eaTo remedy."
Dr. J. A. Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castorla la a oplon
"did remody for children, fcnowa tho world over. I uso it ia my practica
and havo no hesitancy, in rccommondins it for tho complaints of infanta
and children."
Dr. J. J. Mackoy, of Brooklyn, N. Y., cays: "I consldor your Castorla an
cxcollont preparation for children, being composed of rollablo medicines
end pleasant to tho tasto, A cood romcdy for all disturbances of the
fllgcstivo organs."
GEMUBNE CASTOR8A ALWAYS
Juoara tlio
M You Have Always Bought
fin Use For
THl CCrlTAUn COMPANY) TT
SHOES AT ALL
r-mcEB. Fort cvenv
UlFMnrn Arvu. p. ..n u
MEN, D0V8, WOMEN, MISSES AND
fliii! n I BPB.9rmT rurnv i
jffgco W. L. OnuBtaa makem nnd sell mora Ea
men's $2.BO,$U.ao and Sa.BUtlioea '
to. than any other mar.utaeturar In lha
KtStT Mro.J, hpqausa tiay hold their TOQ
ahape. fit hotter, waar longer, and
W. L. Douglas $4 anJ $S Gilt Edge Shoes Csnnol
Uf AtJ'ri 1) V. W. T Ilnnrlal nm nn.l nl
trili7'.'.,l?n,iniAh.?.'l'''jl ""JWktto. tiroes
,.vu ,u hwj ..mm..,
Anything Almost.
"Mrs. nuelcshor Is a woman who
seems to bo willing to do almost any
thing for tho sako ot appearance,"
"Yos but sho drnws tho lino nt
wearing inexpensive hats for tho sake
of making hor husband's task caslor
when ho has to faco tho assessor."
That an nrtlclo may bo good as well
as cheap, and glvo ontiro satisfaction,
is proven by tho .extraordinary salo of
Deflanco Starch, each packago con
taining ono-third more Starch than
can bo had of any othor brand for tho
same money.
Tho man who Is after results Isn't
alwayB particular as to tho means.
Mrs; Wlnilow's Soothing HjTun.
For clilldrrn teettilntf, lofteni tin Rural, imlucei lo
(Umuutltm, tlUyi paUvcurai wlaii culiu. llu botUe.
Whon tho Lord makes a fool, tho
dovll gives him a tonguo. Llfo.
PACKER'S
M HAIR DAL8AM
Oluniri tuui. lc-4tlflti th hair.
titter Falls to ltentoro Uray
llfr to it youthful Color.
Ctuei Ktlp illMM.t htfr filling.
rronioui luiutlct.l rrowm.
ANAKESIBstrMlnatant
r.ll.t. iHArilfll'LCUUniS.
II at ilrujfuliu or by mall.
Uamtil FllKC AdiireH,
"ANAKEBI8"
Tribao lildtf., Ksw Yobk.
PILES
WiSIThompion's Eye Wter
Baby.
Signaturo of
Over 80 Years.
MUnnAV STRICT. MtWYOBK OtTV.
CHILDREN.
Bo Equalled At Anj p,cowswu'''"''-
Ii .lr.mn.,1 on tallnm. TnliK Vn Miil..lll,ia.
mallit from furtorr io airrv of Hie TrotM. lUai-
av a.. AJwuuA4,i.n, iirucuiuii. jiinir.
Typical Farm Scan, Showing Stock Railing la
WESTERN CANADA
Stock rnlsliiKnudmlicUnrmlnirlnlhenewait
trlcts of BitMkatcliewnn nnd Alberta bara re
cently been Opened for Settlement under tho
Revised Homestead Regulations
.-.Kl!!!7 n"J3r,nof l made by proxy (on certain
eondltfons), by the father, mother, Von, daugh
ter, brother or sinter of an Intending liomo
stcailer. llioiiHuhdH of homestemtnof 160 acres
each urn thim now ennllr nrallnble In thcae
prcnt uroln-Browlutr, stoekTaUlnir and mixed
farming seatlons.
There you will find healthful climate, good
nelBhbors.churchcsforfainlly worship, achooln
for your children, roo.1 lawn, splendid crops,
and railroads convenient to market.
uP?.l,ry '.etln cneh ca 10.00. For paraph,
let, "Last nest West," particulars as to rates,
routes, best time to go and where to locate,
ippty to
Vf . V. BENNETT,
801 Hiw York tile BulMlaf , Omili. Kebrnks.
homesSkers
new territory
PUBLIC LAND OPENING
under the Carey law, aloug Irrigation canal
now HiilHhrd; land with perpetual water right,
10 to (16 per acre on luuir time and Binnll pay
uiKiits: aUo Irrigable homesteads. Husband
and wlfo are entitled to u secttou of smooth,
Sroduettva Irrigable imbllo luiid near Koek
prlngH, Wyoming. Free timber for fuel and
Improvements) white pine lumber, tie per
thousand ; tlnest of llkhlng und large and emuU
game hunting millions of acreu of good year
around free rauvr. Heady for entry June 8,
1008. For ofllclui bulletins, post cards, etc.,
send four cents in stamps to L, H. TUAPP,
Ofllclnl Agent, nouldcr Canal Lands, Kdck
Bprlngs, Wyoming. If you are coming wlrs
at once, No drawlug for numbers.
NOTARIES and JUSTICES HANDLINQ
13 CT ll C I Al voHohormhould writo for cath
r'iClvOIllM oDer to Taiiku A Whitman
Co., Waihliiiiton, I), O. (Urcr V7 year' expcclenou.)
8 ffiv 8
O ml MStftZr fc U
WII WSTun,ler N EW LAW obtained
IvrtJtlT-k-MC; by JOHN W. MORRIS,
'EISSIONS WaaUtngton, V, ii
W. N, U., OMAHA, NO. 22, 1008.
