THF FMI-WFFKI Y TRIRIINf IK L. HAKE, PrprUor. TERM 3: $128 IN ADVANCE. NORTH PLATTE, NKBRA8KA. J BRIEF TELEGRAMS. Tho board of education of Phlldol phla ordered tho temporary closing of four school houses on. account of tlio conl supply becoming exhausted. Tho Austrian minister, M. Lndlslaun Hcngolmiicllcr von Ilcngcrltnr, han re ceived ofllclnl notlco of his promotion to the rank of ambassador. Mm. Allco Krcoman l'almcr, former dean of tlio women at tho Unlvcr Hlty of Chicago, nnd well known In educational clrclos throughout th country, died Btiddonly at Paris. Goldman, Sachs & Co., of New York, announco that they will ship JGOO.000 In gold to South Amorlco. Thin makes $1,000,000 going to that country. Tho Alloghony presbytery of tho Presbyterian church, like tho Plttuburg presbytery, declared In favor of tho revision of tho confcsnlon of faith. Tho voto wnn 33 to 28. Judgo John W. Henry, for many years chief Jtwtlco of tho stato me prcmo court and now Judgo of tho cir cuit con it nt Kaunas City, Is dying nt lila homo In that city. ItohborH broke- In tho postofflco nt Rocky Ford, Colo., and dynamited tho Hnfo. Thoy took only money. Regis tered packaged and Htamps woro not molested. Thoro In no clue. A proposition to bond Holona, Mont,, In tho sum of $014,000 for tho purposo of lustnlllng a munlcpnl water plant far flro and noworago purposes was carried at a tax payors' election. At a meeting of tho Joplln, Mo., mlno operntora 1,000 tons of oro was pledged for export and n general shut down of mines reported, ns a result of tho oper ators' offort to ralso tho prlco of ore. AH doubt ns to tho fnto of tho barge, Celtic, wnn aottlod by tho finding of a quantity of wreckage near Thcssalon, Ont. Tho Coltlc was commanded by Captain Jeffrey and carried a crow of eight. Tho total voto of tho stato of Now York at tho Inst election haa boon recolvcd by tho secretary of state. It shown n pdurallty for Governor Odoll of 8,803. Tho figures nro: Odoll, C07.1C0; Color, 050,347. Advices rocolvod nt Washington an nounco that Mrs. Henry a. Davis, wlfo of tho ex-Bcnator from WoBt Virginia nnd mothor-ln-lnw of Senator ISIklna, dlod at "Gracoland," hor summor homo nt Klklns, V. Va. Tho nnsotB of tho W. R. Bonnott dopartmont storo at Omaha which was turned ovor to a receiver are llBtod nt ?C0K,000. Tho stock of goods Is valued nt 22G,000 and real ootato and equipment at $380,000. A gang of four bank robborn attacked tho bank nt Cropaoy, 111., twenty mllc3 oust of Illoomlngton, but thoy nocurcd only $C0. Tho robbors woro discovered whllo at work on tho Inner safe, after liavlwr djnnmltod the vault door. Countess Bonl do Castollunco will sail for Now York Docombor 14, accom panied by hor chllarou. Count Ilonl will remain In Franco to conduct tho campaign for his ro-oloctlon to tho chamber of doputlos, which was re cently Invalidated. Tho Prlnco lino steamor, Tartnr Prlnco, Captain MacFnrlano, Now York, Novombor 10, and St. Vlncont, Novombor 23, for Port Natal, was burned nt sea Novombor 2C. Tho crow nnd paBsongorB woro navod by tho steamor Argyll. Eighty firms In Denmark havo al ready promised to oxhlblt at tho SL Louis exposition nnd great pressure Is bolng brought to boar on nil tho business Interests to induco tno Danish government to mako an appropriation to provldo for itn official roproaonta tlon. ProfcsBor John T. Stlnson of Moun tain Grove, Mo., lias boon appointed superintendent of pomology In the do pnrtmont of horticulture of tho Lou isiana Purchase exposition. Professor Stlnson Is a graduato of tho Iowa stato agricultural collogo as well as horti culturist In tho oxporlmout station of that Btnto. Tho chartor of tho Interstate Rail way company wus mndo public at Trenton, N. J., at tho olllco of tho sec retary of stato. The company has an authorised capital of $10,000,000, of which $3,000 Is paid In, Tho lucorpar ntora nro: Frank 11. Hansel, William F, Kldoll and Qoorgo B, Morton, nil of Camden. Samutl Dvunn, a prominent man of Wagoner, 1. T was shot and killed instantly at Stroud, Okln., by James McQco, sbno of tho proprietor of tho St. Louis hotel. Tho men quarrelled over a room that had boon assigned Evans. Tho Rock Island will complete Its lino from I.nwton, Okla., through Tom plo and Walters to Waurlka, Okla., fifty lullee, this weok nnd regular train sor vice will be established at once. A'. Waurlka connection la mado with th main lino to Fort Worth. NEBRASKA REPORT8 ON STATE'S CASH. Trcaiurcr Stuefer Tells of Receipts j and Expendlturec. I Tho financial statement of State Treasurer Stuefer, filed with Oovcrnoi Savage, contains summaries showing tho disposition of funds during his term und n lint of tho depository banks and tho amounts In each nt tho closo of tho flBcnl year, Noyembor 30. Tho following shows tho receipts and dis bursements: llitlnncn December I, m J CI5,01U( llecelptH from Oe ir 7, am. lo No vember 20, VjOt.... C,712,Kll.7l J7,.T37,B70.0ri Disbursement' from December 1, l&W. lo November 29, 1!02. C.53fi,314.C7 Its In nee Nov. Z. 1003 $ C2.2SS.SS Following Is a list of tho stato de positories' and tho amount ooposltod In each November 29, 1902: I'nlon National, Omnhn V. H. Natlonnl, Omalia , Mty Natlotml. Lincoln Packers National. H. Omaha.... Klrst Nntlonal. Lincoln Haunders Co. National, Wnlioo.. Adams County, Muslim: Oermnn National. Huntings .... llnttlo (!reek. Vullov F'rut National. Alliance First National. York Norfolk National. Norfolk liroken How Hinte, llroken llow, Citizens. McCook Union Mate. Iliirvnril $ 18.278.02 aO.OM.W 2fi.07.ir, JMSM is.M.ai io.:u i.n n.Mi.19 8.9M.H 10.000.00 4.321.19 r.,247.21 io.ooo.oo c.ooo.oo H.m.u 7,1 19. K 3.1M2.2S 4.3IS.r3 6,2115.77 36 402.99 3l,r..19 2i, 90X75 f'lty National, York Htato, Curtis Farm, nnd Mer., Htrnnisburjr..,. Omalm Nnllnnnl, Omnhn ........ Merchants Nstlonnl, Omaha Ccliiinlilu Natl, Lincoln nnr? or llazlllo Mill, Hszlllo Mills Klrst National, Omalia Klrst Natlonnl llnldrecn 1.800.00 3C.fiH7.19 4.89.111 4.WW.00 10,000.00 7.000.09 0,000.00 10.000.00 r.,ooo.oo 7,noo.oo r.,ooo.oj 21.710.91 10.000.00 3,000.00 13,818.01 First Hlate, Ht. Paul Klrst Nitlonnl. Wiiviin IMcreo County, Pierce Hank of Orleans. Orlentm Orand Islnnd Ilnnklnrr Co 1'imt National, ixtotnls Valentino Mate. Vnleiitlnu Hank of Hyrncuso, HyrocuMo.... Commercial Natlonnl Omalia ... Citizens Natlonnl. HI. Pnnl Nuwport Htate, Newport Hank of Commerce, Lincoln .... Total .....1129,991.03 8ource of Income. Tho following showB tho resources from which receipts were dcrlvod for tho general fund: Hntnnce. December 1. 1000 ....S 49.891.46 P'ato taxes canceled 1.77.fi22.2ft Veen , 131.0C2.00 Transferred funds 20,911.31 unuca mates aid to soldiers homes ,., C0.C57.S5 Deposit Interest 2fl.7lil.OI Oil Inspection fees 17,408.03 Food commission fees l.Ml.OO Transfer from sinking fund .. C7.782.S1 riauo county compromise 8,000.00 Third dividend from Capitol National tinnk 4,727.17 Hchool land notices 1,002.19 Comptroller of tho currency for Ik... ,1 I t. ...... -J run mm iiiiiik in Aimil,, Mrs. Jones, board for lumntr.. r,77.nn Halo of MhIi 291.70 Ilentat of asylum land 200.00 balo of Improvements on rcliool anus ss2.$o Miscellaneous Items 250.50 Tnlnl rennltifM ICn'noi . ............... ,Y-,.WU,WV,UM Principal gun, fund warrants paid ....X1.0S9.3G3.09 Interest Ken. fund warrants paid .... 145.SS5.13 2,105.3:0.5 Ilnlanco on liana Nov. 29.... S3.C0C.C0 Following aro tho unoxpended bal ances of tho current funds November M, 1002: General fund $ M,C0rt.C0 Temporary school 214,717.41 Temporary university 41.419.30 mnpiiai ior 1110 msano l,'3).TO Htate library 4,741.35 iiiiivurniiy casn m.uiu.'.'O Normal library b,u74.io Normal Interest 2.OIS.00 Penitentiary special labor ...... 2.C3C.15 Penitentiary land 4.0SK.OO AkD, und mechanic! arts 10,990.(13 u. H. oxiterlment station ........ 1,730.80 Inheritance tax ,,, f4.7t Total balances 1129,991,03 Reports on Soldiers' Home. Tho eighth blennlnl report of tho bu porlntondont of tho Soldiers' nnd Sail ors' homo at Orand Islnnd has boon filed with tho governor. During tho year 1001 thoro wuh a dally avorago of 372 Inmates. In 1002 tho avorago was 100, Tho avorago coBt por capita for tho flrHt year of tho blonnlum was $18G.ltl. For 1002 tho cont por capltn was $178.38. II. L. Randall, tho sur genn in chnrgo, rccommondB thnt tho salary for that olllco bo Increased to $2,G0Q for tho two years, as ho said It takes tho ontlro tlmo of tho physi cian to attond to tho duties of tho office. Library Commission Report. J. I. Wyor aB president of tho No hrtittku Public Library commission hns lllod with tho governor tho first bien nial report of tho commission. Tho expenditures lmvo boon $2,(100.00, leav ing n bnlanco on hand of $1,393.10. Since Novombor 10, 1902, 1,888 booka bavo been nddod to tho library. Of tho travollng libraries ho roportB that thirty havo boon Bent to forty-four plaooB In thirty counties. Twonty-ono llbrnrles report 1,000 borrowors; 840 volumes have boon loaned 5.G21 tlmoa In ton months, and throe, pormnnont traveling libraries lmvo boon oslab United. Tlio supply of fuol Is very low In sotno Nobranka towns. Two religious aervlcea are in prog rosa In Wymoro. Teachers of tho district schools of Hall county nro moving for an In- croaso of pay. Tho vlllago of Vesta, In Johnson county, had Bomo llttlo excitement A yonng man named Pert Schofer paid n flno lu tho Justlco court for draw ing a kulfo on Dr, C. II. Zloglor. Dr. 7.1eclcr is tho postmaster nt Vesta. IN GENERAL I BRIEFLY TOLD. Schuyler officials propose to enforce the compulsory educational law. Postmaster Hammond of Fremont has sent In bin resignation to tho de partment at Washington requesting that ho be relieved of the position on January 1. A dog nt Kcarnoy brought to tin section Iioiibo the hnnd of a woman, but tho authorities were unnblo to ascertain to whom tho grucsonio ob ject belonged. Joioph Jnnda, tho lad who has been hold at Plattnmoutb ns a deserter from tho United States navyj was released upon a writ of hnbeas corpus Issued by Judgo Hunger of Omaha. Hormun Fngerll. a brakeman on tho oaBthound local freight, was killed at Lynch, fs'o slipped whllo switching. fell under tho car and was dragged a car length. Ho died ulmost liiBtnntly. Stato Vctcrlnnrlnn W. A. Thomas is not nlnrracd about tho foot and mouth dlsensc reaching Nebrnska nnd ho will not contemplate) n ntinrnntlno nualnnt It until ho llnda It absolutely neces sary. At n mooting of many stockmen nt Alllanco It wna decided to send a pe tition to congress nnd tho nresldont. protesting against tho immediate re moval of foncos from government land. Frank R. Roberts, tho young man who disappeared bo mysteriously nbout ton days ngo from South Omaha where ho was employed nn cnBhlcr of tho Pa cific and American Express companies, hns boon located In Chlcngo. As a result of tho grand Jury In vestigation which hns been going on at Chadron thlrty-ono Indictments hnvo been returned. Ono is for man slaughter nnd tho balance nro mostly for violations of tho Slocumb law. Tho town of CtiBtor now hns a flno system of water works, with nn abundnnco of excellent water for flro protection as well as domestic use. Tho contractor has turned tho systom ovor to tho town In good working condition. Tho winter courso In ngrlculturo nt tho Stato university begins January G, 1903, nnd closes Mnrch 7, 1903. In struction Is offered In tho following subjects: Soils, field crop3 und farm manngomont, butter und checao mak ing, breeds and gardening, diseases of Uvo Btock, English, nnd shop work. Following Is tho mortgago report for Gngo county for tho month of Novem ber: Number of farm mortgages filed, 13: amount, $23,G30; number of farm mortgages released, 24: amount $30.- G35; number of city mortgages, filed, 17; amount $7,000; number of city mortgngo3 released, 1G; nmount $8, 172. Tho recently orgnnlzod Columbus Poultry nnd Pet Stock club gave Its first annual exhibition. Almost every species of fowl was represented, In cluding n Inrgo number of flno speci mens mostly from Platto county fan- cloru, but thoro were somo from vari ous other towns In that part of tho Btnto. "Grandpa" William Atwood co'o- brated his olghty-flfth birthday at his homo in Plnttsmouth, his wlfo, their children and nearly all of their grand children bolng present. Ho has lived to record tho death notlco of his par ents and all of his brothors nnd sisters, and Is enjoying qulto good health for one of his age. Charles Fisher, n young man who until recently was a soldier In tho Philippines, and who has been mak ing Ills homo In Plnttamouth since leaving tho sorvlco, Inst week went to Knnsau City to visit his father, whom ho has not scon Blnco Infancy nnd of whoso whorenbouts ho knew noth ing until recently. Tho reports of tho condition of tho banks throughout tho state nro bolng received by tho banking board, and whllo tho reserve Is gonornlly lower than usual tho statements so far show tlio banks to bo In a benlthy llnnu clal condition. A marked IncrcnBo In tho amount of money loaned Is shown In nearly every statement recolvcd. CongrebBinnn Ilurkott hns Introduced n bill umondlng that portion of the net of in02 rolntlng to appropriations for public buildings by directing tho Bccrotnty of tho tronuiry to erect upon lands now belonging to tho United Stntcs adjacent to tho United States court house nnd postolllco In Lincoln, Nob., n suitable building for tho use of tho United Stntes court, custom houiio and postolllco, a building whoso total cost Bhnll not oxecod $3ii0,000. ork collcgo Ib to have another building. It will bo built of brick nnd Btono, 80x30 feet, throo stories high and occupied by tho school of music. A largo portion of tho money hns bcon socdied, tho citizens of York contrib uting liberally toward tho enterprise. Tho Leigh public schools hnvo open ed after a three wooks 'vacation on account of tho smnllpox, Tho ouarnu tlno has bcon raised from all places and It Is given out by tho board of health that there la no'dnugor of more contracting tho disease. THE LIVE 8T0CK MARKET. Lateat Quotations from South Omaha and Kansas City. SOUTH OMAHA. CATTLE There were qulto n few corn fed steers Included In tho receipts and packers wero very bearish, tleports from other points wero unfavorable to the selling Interests, so that buyers suc ceded In taking off a little. Tho decllno In most cases was right around a dime, but tho market wns unevnn. Knmn nf the cattle that Just suited tho buyers did not seem to be much If any lower, while somo of tho Inferior grades v;ro more man a aimo lower. It was Inte In tho day before nnvthlnir llko n. rlenr anco was mado. The cow market was also very slow In getting started, nnd tho general tendency of nrlx. downward. Tho decllno could ho put at around a dime, thouch tho im canners seemed to bo In pretty good shado nnd prices on that class of stuff did not seem to be much ir any lower. Hulls, veals calves nnd ntni m- nil rather weak. In sympathy with tho do cuno on steers nnd cows. Tho stockcr und feeder market wns iti fairly good shape. Tho demand was ntumrmiiv nbout equal to tho supply, so that any thing deslrahlo sold without much trou bio at steady prices as compared with yesterday. HOaS-Thern Wlfl (not n. vprv hMifu supply of hogs In sight, hut the tend ency or prices was downward nt nil points. The market hor and right close to a nickel lower. Puck ers wero bidding ja.OOfrc.05 for tho general rnn of hogs, tho heavier weights sell ing mostly nt the latter price. The if.rlctly cholco loads sold mostly at iCOTU. nnd 16.10. letter in tho mornlne tho miulket .Improved undil- thr InUiinnf-A of a good doinnnd nnd tho later sales wero just obout Btondy with yesterday. Tho prices paid toward tho closo wero .Oj'HC.io ana ns high as JG.15, or tho mo ns yesterday's ton. Himnp Quotations for fed stock: tiolco lambs. U.TMri.OO! fnlr In r.nml ins, f 4.CKM? 1.75: choice veurllnn-H. I3.?r.n 10; fair to rood venrllni's. JLT7.VfU.iO! cholco wethers, J3.CSO3.90; fair to good j.hV3.c; cholco oyes, $3.35f?3.C3; fair to ood, 3.mt.Xi: feeder Iambs. ircVtia.K: feeder yearlings. J3.0Ofr3.23: fewlrr wnth. ers, J2.7;I(3.00; feeder ewes, J1.W2.25; nss fed stock 23ff33c lower than corn- feds. KANSAS CITV. CATTLE Corn cnttln hIow Anil tttunrlv- cows steody and lower: corn heifers ao tlve; Blockers and feeders steady to high er; quarantine steody; cholco export nnd dressed beef steers, J5.10ftfi.00; fair to good, J3.C0O6.35; stockorB nnd feeder. J2.90QI.25; western fed steors, J3.00flG.40; Texas nnd Indian steers, J3.3WI.23; Tex- as cows. J2.ia82.00; native, cows. J1.50 CO; native heifers. J2.E0O4.2S: rannxra. J1.0WJ2.50; btlllB. J2.2M3.G0: cnlven. fa.2.v 2.1. HOaS Market opened Cc lower: rlrmo.l steady nt yesterday's close; top, JC.20; uuik or sales, jcoofituo; heavy, J0.051ifl.20; i mixed packers. JS.704IU.15: Hirht. is.Kr.fi 1 1Wil yorkcrs, JC.O0fJC.O7H; pigs, J5.00 SHEEP AND LAMnS-Mnrlcet xtrnnf to 10c higher: native lambs. 11.oo3.m;: westorn lambs. J3.85fiC.25; fed owes, J3.00 03.S5; native wethers, J3.10fi4.G0; westorn weincrs, J3.00ifl.10: stockors and feeders. J2.O0fT3.2a. TO HELP THE TEA SITUATION. Bill Extending Time During Which Imports May Remain. WASHINGTON A bill wns Intro duced In tho house Tuesday by Rep resentative Payno, chairman of tho commlttco on wnyn and means, which nlms to rellovo tho .situation with ref erence to tea. It provides that any merchandise deposited In nny public or prlvato bonded warehouse may be withdrawn for consumption within threo years from tho dato of original Importation on payment of tho duties and charges to which It may bo subject by law at tho tlmo of such withdrawal. There aro somo further vrovlslona which safeguard tho proposed legis lation. WEDDING AT A DEATHBED. Dying Father Insists Upon Seeing Hlo Daughter Married. HELENA, Mont. Judge Cornelius Hedges, ono of tho best known pio neers of Montana, and porhaps tlio most prominent Mason In tho Btnto. lies nt the point of death. Tho wedding of Miss Edna Cornelia Hedges, tho daughter of tho Judgo. nnd Harry IJ. I'almor of this city, was to havo taken plnco Wednesday, but when It bocamo apparent thnt tho Judgo was sinking ho requested that tlio coromonv bo performed at onco. Powerful stimulants woro admlnls- tored to tho sick mnn nnd tho wedding took place at his bedsldo. Chancellor of Depauw Rcolgns. INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. Chancellor W. H. Hlckmnn of Dopauw unlvorslty announced on TucBday to tho trustees that ho would tonder his resignation tomorrow at tho meeting of tho trus- tcos. Ho has been chancollor for six yenrs. Ho says ho desires to return to tho ministry. Tho trustees will probably nppolnt a business agent to nttond to a part of tho duties hereto fore performed by tho chancellor. Burlington Puts on Japs. LINCOLN, Nob. Thlrty-four sturdy llttlo nlmond-oyed Japs woro brought horo ou tho Burlington, and havo tho distinction of being tho first of tholi ruco to wlold pick and Bhovol for n railroad In Nobrnska. Thoy, woro era ployod in Wyoming previous to com ing horo, nnd recolvo 1.2G a day for ton hours. They wero taken down on tho southern division of tho Burlington TueBday, nnd will begin work near Sterling. Tricks of Chinamen At the Telephone "A Chinaman at tho telephono Is n funny thine." remarked n lornr-dls- tanco telephono operator a few days ngo. "You sco, it is imposslblo to toll whether one ncrson or n. half a dozen aro talking, and we often bo como mixed up In listening to them. When ono is speaking it seems as if half a dozen are talking, and wo often Imaglno tho wires nro out of order. "To mako matters worso tho Chi nese delight In talking as fast ns pos sible, nnd wo nover know whether tho Chlnnmnn at this end of tho wlro Is tnlklng, or If It Is tho ono nt tho other end. After tho conversation Is end ed tho Chink walks out of tho booth with a solf-sntlsflcd smllo on his faco, nnd pays for a thrco-mlnuto tnlk. Wo hnvo lntoly discovered that ho Invnrlably snys ns much during thnt tlmo as could bavo boon said bv n whlto man In fifteen minutes." To bo sure, tho tolonhono romnnnv is not renlly "out" anything- by tho transaction, ns it Is pnld by tho min uto, but novertholoss In thn tho Chinaman tho company would bo tno gainer by chnrclnc for volmnn In. stead of time. A Chlnnmnn nlwnys boclnn hln tnllr In pidgin English. Ho aavm "Hnllnt Is this Sam Ling? I botto you don't know yl hi yi ho yahbo bonno no" nnd bo on; nnd it sounds on tho wires Hunting The 'Gator an Night hunting for nlllgntors In tho Eouth Is ono of tho weirdest forms of Amorlcnn sport. Tho canoe glides soft ly over coal black water, with heavy trees hanging over the banks ami ovorythlng lost in gloomy mystery. A lantern with a strong reflector Is car ried. Tho dazzlo of It makes n drift ing or swimming nlllgator hc3ltato Just long enough to provldo a good cbanco for a shot. Sometimes tho lantern la affixed to tho bow of tho boat. Some times It Is affixed to the front of tho sportsman's hat so that Its beam of light shines straight In tho direction of the line of nlm. This mothod of night hunting Is known ns "shining." If tho 'gntor Is asleep when tho "shlno" falls on him, ho will glare stupidly at It for a mo mont or two before ho Is awako fully enough to got away Into tho darkness. Then is tho time to shoot. Tho shot gun Is most used for this kind of hunting, nnd tho charge Is sent Into tho Joints between tho head nnd shoul ders. Ono of tho exciting stages of alliga tor hunting Is after tho beast has been hit. As a dead nlllgator sinks almost at onco, It is necessary to got hold of Alcohol-Laden Air Causes Intoxication There Is atmosphere that really in toxicates, and not because It is full of ozono and oxygen, but bocauso It is laden with alcohol. London authorities who havo been making nn investigation havo found that tho air of distilleries, wlno vaults and drinking saloons contains appre ciable amounts of alcoholic vapor that is prejudicial to health. It is sot down as an established fact that a walk through tho cellars at tho London docks, whore largo quantities of spirits nro stored, has at first a peculiarly stimulating effect, followed by doprcsslon nnd hcadacho and nau sea. In the samo wny tho stranger on his first visit to tho great sherry bodegas In tho south of Spain exporlonces at first a decided Bonso of exhilaration, with quickening of tho pulse, followed by a narcotic effect, n feeling of lan guor nnd hcadacho. In tho groat brandy stores at Cognac, again, to somo pcoplo the air is sickening. It might bo naturally expected that tho moro volatile constituents of wlnos and spirits would bo tho first to evap orate Into tho nlr, and possibly tho volntllo odors would thus prevail. Tho effect of Inhaling tho air of tho THE "NEW MAN" HAS ARRIVED. Pennsylvania Man Can Lay Claims to the Distinction. Tho "now man" has arrived. Tho alleged funny writers havo boon pro phesying him for a long tlmo. Ho was to havo been tho logical consequenco of woman's emancipation, but, sad to relato, ho Is not n success. Woman doesn't llko him; at least ono woman doesn't, and she Is his wlfo, which has an Important bearing on tho ques tion. Wnrron Hoff Is tho "now man." His wlfo Is Mrs. Anna Hoff. Both uro young, scarcoly moro than twonty-one, and they Uvo In Manayunk. Tho ovl donco In the case Is Mrs. Hnff's. Sho told Magistrate ICochorsporgor thnt Warren had a ladyllko pasBlon for cooking meals, making beds and sweeping floors. Sho did not mind this so much, but ho objected to doing any other work. Sho thought he ought to bo tho bread winner of tho fnmllly. Possibly It was this notion that induced her to smear him all over with dough and flour tho other day. Warren said sho had dono this. "I was Just going to a new Job I got," he added, "and of courso I couldn't go." Mrs. Hoff admitted the smearing, t said It was because he had taken as if 8evcrtl persons wero at work. An nmuslng incident occurred It tho Denver offlco of tho company last week. Tho long dlstnnco operator at Colorado Springs called Denver over ono wlro and informed tho local offlco that nnothor wlro wns out of order. An Investigation resulted In a report being mndo to tho effect that tho wlre was crossed with a dozen others and that it was impossible to uso it until tho trcublo could bo locntcd. An inspector asserted that ho be lieved tho wlro was crossed with ono connecting with tho tower of BabeL nnd tho "hollo girls" upstnlrs wero ready to ngreo with him when a Chinaman walked out of a booth, glared around tho room for a mlnuta nnd then said: "Mo notto pay when big fool mon key with mo nnd cnll mo names nlloo samco mo notto know any bettoe. Mo wnntco tnlk to Snm Leo, Trinidad, not Mcllcans mans and gals In Denver.' And tho mystery wns explained. What had been mistaken for a cross ed wlro was only two Chinamen, ona In Denver nnd ono In Trlnldnd, each ono trying to get his money's worth of. conversation nt bo much por minute. Tho Mongolian received nn npology nnd was onco moro nllowcd to cntor tho booth, where ho tnlked to his friend, Sam Loo, In Trinidad. Rocky Mountnln Nows. Exciting Sport him quickly. Sometimes It hnppons thnt tho creature hns not died ns ho should, an In that enso there will bo vast trouble, a great deal moro Inter esting to read nbout than to experi ence. A 10-foot alligator, hurt griev ously and crnzy mad, a canoo that re mains right side up oven under ordi nary circumstances only because tho occupants aro lucky, a pitch dark bayou and black water full of various undesirable reptiles, from water moc casins to other nlllgators, makes a combination equal to a first-class nightmare. Many nlllgator skin hunters In Flor ida and tho gulf states carry marks that accrued to them because they mado such n mlstako about tho "death" of an nlllgator. "Stalking" nn alligator with a rlflo 13 a pretty sport, especially If tho hunter Is a blucblood and willing to call It a fair deal only If ho shoots tho roptllo through tho eye. An nlllgator's cyo Is not big. If the bullet cvon so much ns grazes tho bony cyo socket, tho chances nro that It will glanco oft and tho alligator will plunge away, unharmed except for astonishment nnd anger at the unreasonableness of man. sherry vaults Is moro marked than when other spirituous liquids nro kept In the store. It Is, of courso, well known that shorry is a highly ctheral wine. There would, therefore, appear to bo somo ground for concluding that when air Is Impregnated with tho vola tile vapors of spirits or wines It has a marked effect upon health. Whether this effect would bo pro nounced or not upon those lnhnllng tho air day by day docs not nppear to have been ascertained wltu certainty. It Is probablo, howover, thnt at any rate somo slight deterioration of health would take place. It is pretty commonly asserted that saloonkeepers and those employed In drinking places oxperlenco 111 effects from tho con stant Inhalation of nu alcohol-contaminated air, but their environment, of course, provides a combination of un healthy factors. According to an examination made of the air of a distillery It would ap pear that no lesB than an ounco of proof spirit or half an ounco of abso lute alcohol may bo present in flvo cubic feet of air. Plated goods, won't stand too much polish. monoy from hor. Then her husband complained that sho had varied the punishment by throwing coffco at hlmJ ns he sat at table and tossing hit 1 clothes out of tho window. "And all this tlmo, Judgo," ho piti fully pleaded, "all this tlmo I was malting tho bods, cooking tho meali and sweeping tho floors." "Yes." Interposed Mrs. Hoff, "nnd that's nil you ever do. Why don't you support mo Instead of lotting youi mother do It?" Tho magistrate saw nothing to do In tho premises but to hold Hoff in $400 ball to nnswer In court. Phila delphia North American. No Maid Made It. A farmier "up tho state"' mndo soma grapo wine nnd wns very proud of hia own brand. Ho Invited sovoral poo. plo to co.no to a llttlo festival and tasto his wlno. "Well, what do you think of lt,? ho asked a mnn from Philadelphia. "Why, Varies, It Is tho finest do mcstio wine I over tasted." "Domestic thunder! I made it all myself." Philadelphia Lodger. A man's love for a woman should bo respect, never abject otherwlm It will be reject j V