KITTY'S By Author of fmuti CHAPTER X. A bcntitlful woman, about whoso beauty thcro could not be two opln Ions of goodly height, yet bo full of grace that sho waa rnrcly described no tall with a certain gontlo Btntcllncss that no words can qulto describe with n head well poised, gray eyes that had moro tenderness, more passion In their depths than any other eyes I had over Been, mobile Hps an cxprcsslvo as tin eyes, a face a perfect oval, clearly, deli cately cut, bright, brown wavy hair, growing gracefully around n perfect brow tho moBt beautiful woman I had over Been, over dreamt of Madame Arnaud, She had the gracious ways which a beautiful woman learns by tho tlmo sho Is thirty years of age. It thirty yearn had taken tho first soft, pench llko bloom from her complexion, that was but a small loss. With her queen ly ways, her slow yet radiant Bmllo, bIio was far moro charming than any moro girl could bo. In hor prcnenco, oven Mog's prcttlnoB8 acemcd Inex pressive. 1, who had scarcely nuy claim to prottlncss, was ovorwholmod with a sonao of my own Insignificance. Wo saw much of Madame Arnaud. Sho camo often, and alio generally onmo In tho evening when John was at home. Ostensibly, her calls wero on mo; but, when sho left tho drawing room, John accompanying her ncroB3 tho llttlo hall, Bho fell at once Into a noftor, moro familiar tone; Bomctlmcs, half an hour nfter sho had bidden jiood-nlght to mo, alio waa Btlll talking In a subdued, confidential volco to John In tho hall or In his Bludy; r.nd now and then John would go with hor tho short dlstnnco that lay between our houses, and If tho evening waa quiet I could catch tho sound of tholr footstcpa na they passed and ropasscd ay Mid down tho pavement, until nt "DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE HAD BEEN ENGAGED TO JOHN?" last alio wont Indoors nnd John re turned nlono. A month wont by a chill, gray Octo bor, with raw mornings nnd misty evenings and rare glimpses of pale wintry sunshine. I grow more than ono month older lu those four long wooko. I Bearcoly know what troubled me; I tried to put tho thought of tho troublo away I shrank from fnclng It. John asked mo sometimes If I wnu happy; I always nssurod him "Yes;" and perhaps tho assurance waa moro oagor than spontaneous, for ho would look at mo gently ami turn away with a llttlo sigh. Ho waB u! ways gontlo. I wished Im patiently Bomotlmcs that he would be loss patient, Icaa good, loss kind. Wero mon so Invariably patient with wlvos thoy wero uro thoy loved? Again nnd ngnln hta sister's words enmo back to mo "You lovod hor bocauso you wlflhcd to lovo hor, la such lovo trust worthy? Will It wenr a llfotlmo? Hus band It with nil your energy I" Tho words oeomcd to echo In my brain; I could not, Btrlvo nB I would, put them away from mo. It was a misty, chilly nftornoon to ward tho ond of Octobor. Meg had run in to bco mo. Sho was full of Ufa and epIrltB; sho laughed nt mo becauso I was sitting In tho twilight; sho klssod mo and rang tho boll for tho lamp and ton; thou sho kissed mo again and bado mo toll hor I wnB glnd to bco hor. When I nssurod hor of my gladness bIio put hor hands upon my shoulders and shook mo a llttlo, because my assur ance, sho said, was too lukewarm; then, repenting, oho kissed me again becauso sho had shukon me. "Kitty, my dear, whonovor I aeo you, I say to mysel?, 'Don't mnrry,' " she aald, divesting hersolf of nor trim lit tle scalsklu Jackot, and looking round for tho moBt softly-cushioned chair. "Poke your flro, Kitty: let uo have a blaze." HUSBAND "Hetty," Eta 4 I poked my flro obediently. Tho merry blnzo shot up and dispersed tho shadows. Tho firelight was so pretty that the lamp, which tho maid at that moment brought In, was banished by Meg to tho piano In tho corner. The llttlo afternoon tea tablo was wheeled beforo the fire, and Meg drew her chair opposlto to mine nnd sank back in It with n sigh of luxurious content. "One question, Kitty," sho said. "Will John como In?" "I think not not yet." "Then I'm happy," b)io replied; "I brcatho freely. Now confess, Kitty I'll nover toll n soul don't you feel a sense of relief when John goes out?" "No, I don't." "Kitty, you'ro snappish. Your tem per was never nice and It's getting worse." I laughed and began to pour out tho tea. Meg leant back In her chair and looked critically at her blue cup, nnd stirred her tea slowly with tho quaint llttlo apostlo's spoon, then removed the spoon to oxamlno It. "I llko your silver and your china. Kitty, Tho sight of your silver and china would almost pcrsuado mo to marry, If anyono would marry mo. Hut the night of you and John counteracts tho rash doslrc." "How do John nnd I look?" "Look nt yourself In tho glass, dear; tho glass will apeak for one. And John lookH worse. Do you keep blm on cold mutton chops, Kitty? Nothing but nn unvarying diet of mutton chops could account for his profound gloom." "John's not gloomy you Imaglno thnt," I declared, with a llttlo sharp catch In my breath oven ns I made tho dcclslvo assertion. "And you'ro not gloomy?" ques tioned Meg, stirring hor tea, nnd put ting out her neatly-shod llttlo feet to tho wolcomo blaze. "Is ho a tyrant, Kitty? DOCB lie smlln ilnrnltfiilli, l, foro tho world, and thon In prlvato beat you?" "Hnvo Borne moro tea, Meg, and don't bo a goose." "Thank you. Kitty. Turn tho hnndlo of tho teapot this wny, dear, and lot mo help myBolf don't bo such an olll clone hostess. Do you know tho first law In tho code of a hostess' dutlos? Cultlvato an nlr of roposo. When your guest politely asks you, 'Docs your hits bnnd boat you?' don't dnsh nt hor with 'Have Bomo moro ton. Take another piece of BUgar,' Your guest will natur ally conclude that your husband docs beat you." "Sho would need to bo nn lmnglna live guest," I returned, laughing. "I cannot Imaglno John's being anything but very good to mo." "Don't you find It dull, dear?" aBkod Meg, with n reflcctlvo nlr. "I couldn't possibly love n mnn whom I couldn't imnglno being anything hut good to inc. Tastes differ! Talking of tastes, Kitty, my dear, I like cream, not milk, In my ten. Don't bo economical bo early In life, It's n vlco that grows. Do hold mnmma! I think mamma grows worse than over; fnthor promised to take tickets for tho Hnymnrkot noxt wcok and wo had such a fusa ubout it. It seems, Kitty, thnt tho expenses of your very quiet wedding wero qulto ruinous; wo mustn't dream of tho ox truvngunco of tho thoator for a year to come. Of courfio, fnthor yloldod; bo I ran In to sco John this morning na I passed tho ofllco; I thought I might drop a hint that you wero pining for tho thoator nnd pining to tnko mo with you. So I atrollod ostensibly to nsk John If I might tlo my shoelnco and If a black spock had not dropped upon my cheek." "Meg, what a cheat you aro! t ahnll loll John." "Do, doar. Woll, wo'ro going, Mad ame Arnaud had or will take a bar, and Bhc Invites ub all." CHAPTER XI. Tho firelight was very bright 1 leant bnck In my chair to escapo from It. My heart had suddenly turned cold; I wnltcd for a moment, then aaked a question very quietly. "Was Madamo Arnaud thcro at the office, Meg?" Meg hesitated for n moment. Sh put down her cup, folded her hands lr her Inp, and looked closely nt me. "Kitty, for goodness' sake, bo a ra tlonnl being!" bIio exclalmod. "If iroc had meant to bo Jealous of Madnmi Arnnud, you should havo been Jcaloui before you married John, nnd not have mnrrled him. for goodness' snko, don't bo Jealous at this late date." "I'm not Jealous," I replied, In a dull yet protesting tone. "Why should 1 bo?" For many minutes we sat In silence, tho clock on tho llttlo chlmney-plecc ticking nudlbly In tho stillness of the room. Then It wno I who broko the silence. I spoke with sudden passion, yet In a low, slow, dollbcrato tone. "I wish I had nover mnrrled John," I said. "I wish It every day, Meg. I have spoilt his life. I have made him wretched." "Kitty!" Meg was as serious now as I. She came round to where I snt, and seated herself on tho elbow of my chair. 1 put my head ngaliiBt her shoulder nnd sat In silence, looking perfectly hope lessly beforo mo. "Ho loved her," I said nt last, still speaking In n quiet tone, still looking beforo mo Into the glowing flro. "Some ono should havo told mo! No ono told mo; I did not know I did not know!" "And I did not know It until nftor- wards," said Meg gently. "I had heard of her, but I had only heard half the story. I heard It nguln tho other day moro fully." "Tell mo." "Hut John has told you." "No." "How strange! It's n long story; 1 scarcely know whero to begin. Ten oi cloven years ago Madamo Arnnud she was Lucia St. John then was an actress, a slugor but you know that." "I know nothing." "Sho sang In opera; they said nhe wns the coming prima donna. She sang for two seasons; then her voice failed hor." "Go on, Meg." "Sho had been engaged to John how strange It Is, Kitty, that I should know this and not you! did you know aho had been engaged to John?" "No." "John ought to havo told you, 1 think. Well, sho had boon making a big lncomo, and tho Incomo dwindled down to nothing suddenly, nnd John was poor. Ho was very poor, you know, In those dayB; he waa only a solicitor with a precarious sort ol practice, with a reputation yot to be made. Then ho wns struggling to paj off his father's debt ho was poor, hopelessly. Sho had made him promise that, after their marriage, aho should not glvo up hor carcor sho was to be allowed to go on singing. Sho had been singing in Pnrla; oho was coming homo, it wob midwinter, nnd sho nnd Miss Mortimer, who was nlwnys with hor, choso to remain on deck whon Bonslblo people would hnvo been sleep ing in tnolr cabins. Sho took cold When sho got well again hor volco wni gone gono as far as hor profession was concerned. That's hor story." "But not nil. Go on." (To bo continued.) Was Helmut After tho Flood. It Is claimed for a bulbil IIP nnnr Qf Albans, England, that It Is the oldest inhabltatcd house In that country. A part of It, at any rato, la moro than i.uuu years old. This Is the foundation which wus built by Klncr Offn. Thn structure wna origlnnlly used as a Ash ing loiigo by tho monks of tho abbey of St. Albans, of which monastery It formed n part. It wns sltimtPd bank of nn Immense fish pond near St. Albans, bolonglng to tho royal palace of Klngabury, of which llttlo but tho nnmo now remains. The present build ing resting upon these undent founda tions was probnbly erected during tho fifteenth century. It has nossoHsoil unv. oral names, and Is nt present known ns tho "Fighting Cocks." There Is a wooden tablet on the front wall set ting forth that it Is "Tho oldest in. habited Iioubo In England," But this, though enough to satisfy any reason able being. Is fceblo when comnnrnd with a former sign which rnn: "The Old Round House: Rebuilt after the Hood." Triumph of lteallsm, Brusho "I suppose you hnvo heard tho old story of tho artist who painted grapes so natural that the birds camo and pecked at thorn." Penn "That's nothlnc. A frlomi of mino painted a tramp so truo to llfo that ho couldn't got rid of It. Peoplo wouldn't havo tho thing In their houses." Now York Journal. No Cnuae for Worry. Mrs. Hoiincssy Shiwe, Patsy, dar llnt, Its afraid 01 am that 0111 ovor Blnpo mefaclf In th' mnrnln' an' bo too late for early mass. Honnessy Don't worry a' tall, a' tall, Mary Ann. Av yo folnd yourself ovcrslnpln' Jes' tech mo an' Ol'U wake yo nt wnnst. Ohio State Journal. Ilctrocrosslon. Sprlggs How much older Is your sister ihan you, Johnny? Johnny I dunno. Maud used to bo 25 years, thon Bho was 20. uud now Bho ain't only 18. Wo'll soon bo twins. COOKING FOR MEN. SCHOOL FOR TEACHINQ THEM THE ART. Courio of Instruction Huro to Do Lais of (load, Says a lioston roper Women Conks llolnj- Urndnnlly Kotlred and Men Apply tor Their l'laccs. One of tho most Interesting schools In cooking for the sick to be found any where Is now nt tho Washington bar racks, Washington, where Miss Eliza beth Stnck la teaching tho privates who havo enlisted for service In the hospi tal corps the art of preparing food suitable for Invalid nnd convalescent soldiers, says the Boston Transcript. This la a new Idea. Hoapltal stewards have, of course, received Instructions of this sort before, but the taking of tho raw volunteers nnd drilling them in tho niceties of cooking is something new. So successful has It been that tho authorities at San Francisco havo been directed by tho war department to open a similar course of Instruction for tho volunteers there. Miss Stack has classes numbering In all about fifty. and they nro tnught in groups of about ono-thlrd thnt number. Tho courso consists of twenty-four lessons nnd four reviews. Tho pupils nro Bturdy men, fresh from a great variety of oc cupations cab drivers, barbers, stage carpenters, brick masons, tcamatcra, etc., nnd ono man Is n physician of five years' standing. Tho courso begins with milk, nnd theso men nro taught processes of sterilizing nnd pasteuriz ing nnd tho uses of milk In various ntagea of convalescence. Similar stud ies In water follow. Then come the broths nnd Jellies, nnd nfter that the corcals. The possibilities of rice form a largo chapter in the Instruction, for it is tnken for granted thnt at Manila this will bo the most easily obtained of tho cereal foods. Ab for hardtack, Miss Stack shows her pupils ten different methods of preparing it. Tho way tho mon tnko hold of tho work is surprls- lng. Most of them nppear nmnzed at tho possibilities In the lino of scientific cooking, and whero they have homes thoy usually announce thnt they will effect a revolution In cooking thcro upon their return. Thcro Is an eco nomic side to this work, too. Tho hos pitals nre allotted 40 cents a day for each patient with which to buy milk and other food. Tho class is taught some of tho principles of food-buying; what things will ho of most sorvlco thnt can bo procured within the limits of thnt sum. All this Instruction goes on side by aldo with tho regular army training for the hospital corps, such na the litter and the ambulance drills. Now men nro enlisted direct for tho hospital corps, whllo In the recent war all volunteers enlisted on the snmo basis and certain of them wero picked out for this work . Thero la no differ ence In tho requirements of the pay for this work than thnt of other pri vates. Tho corps get about tho samo class of men. Its services in tho far cast aro bound to bo In great demand, nccordlng to nil accounts, nnd thero Is no estimating tho amount of good which Miss Stack's course of Instruc tion will do. A (load Cleaning Oil. An excellent cleaner nnd polisher for furnlturo with a very high finish Is recommended by nn experienced dealer In rnro woods. To ono tablespoonful of linseed oil add nn equal portion of turpentine, together with a pleco of nny pure soap tho size of a walnut. Pour this Into a vessel containing ono quart of boiling water, nnd let the whole boll for nbout 10 minutes, stir ring it occasionally, so that It may bo woll mixed. This liquid can bo used either warm or cold, but experience tenches that It is more eftectlvo when wnrm; it enn bo heated several times beforo it will need renewing. Apply with a soft flannel cloth, well wrung out, to a small portion of tho surface to bo cleaned. Aftor tho dirt has been well wiped off, tako a fresh flannel to polish with, nnd a fow minutes' vigorous rubbing will Boon restoro tho wood to Its original brilliancy. Crudo oil is tho polisher used In moat of tho furnlturo shops. But it Is woll to re- mombor that In tho stores thero la senrcoly n day when each pleco of fur nlturo la not carefully wlpod off with a soft cloth, keeping tho surfaces per fectly cloan, ao that the aid of tho oil la only called In to take off tho cloudy nppoaronco which will nt tlmea dis figure tho most carofully tended furnl turo. New York Evonlng Post. Irish Harvest or 1800. A good general Idea of tho Irish har vest of 1899 can now bo formed by tho reports sent In from all over Ireland, nnd It may confidently bo nssumed that It Is at least a good nverago ono. Tho season was a peculiar one, which caused great anxiety amongst agriculturists, na though tho early rain was favorable for farming operations, April nnd May wero cold nnd harsh, then camo June, with regular tropical weathor, drying up everything too much, nnd causing consternation amongst green crop growors, but July and August wore Ideal months, which repaired most of tho damngo done by tholr predecessors. Altogether, however, Irish farmora have every reason to bo thankful for what must bo sot down as a very fair all round harvest, whllo for two years In succession tholr English brothron hnvo suffered sovoroly from drouth. lie ltcmombered. Johnson Were you at tho concert. Jonea? Jones Yea, part of tho tlmo. Johnson Did you hear mo Blng "Tho Wolf"? Jones "Tho Wolf"! How did It go? Johnson (singing) "While tho wolf, In nightly prowl, bays tho moon with hideous how-w-w-1." Jones Oh, yes; I romomber the hideous howl! A RUSSIAN PANIC. Leagues to rroteet tho Cxar Again! lievotutlanlxt. A wild panic solzod tho court clrclos nt St. Petersburg after Alexander's death, says Prlnco Kropotkln In tho September Atlantic. Alexander III., who, notwithstanding his colossal stat ure and force, wns not nn over-courageous man.refused to move to tho Win ter Palaco. nnd rotlred to thn nalnm nt his grandfather, .Vaul I., nt Gatchlna. I know thnt old building, planned as a Vnuban fortress, surrounded by moats, nnd protected by watch towers from tho tops of which secret staircases lead to the cmporor's study. I havo seen tho trap doors In tho study, for sud denly throwing nn enemy on tho aharn rocks In tho water underneath, nnd tho aecrot staircase leading to underground prisons nnd to nn underground passago WHICH opens on a lake. All thn nnlnrnii of Paul had been built on a similar plnn. An underground cnllnrv wna int? round tho Anlehoff palaco of Alexnndor III., and wns supplied with automatic eiecine appliances to protect it from being undermined bv tho revolution ists. A secret leaguo for tho protection or tho czar wan started. Officers of all gradca wero Induced to undertnkn vol untary spying in nil classes of society. comical scenes fo lowed, of eniirao. Two ofllcers.wlthout knowing that thoy ooth belonged to tho lencuos. would ontlco each other Into a disloyal con versation, durlnc a ra lwav lournov. and then proceed to arrest each other, only to discover nt tho last moment that their nlans had been labor lost. Tho leaguo still exists In a moro oulclnl shnpc, under tho name of Okhrana (Protection), and from tlmo to time frightens tho present czar with all sorts of concocted "dangers," In order to maintain Its oxlstonce. A still moro secret organization, the Holy League, was rormed nt the same time, under tho leadership of tho brother of tho czar, Vladimir, for tho purpose of op posing tho revolutionists In different ways, one of which wns to kill thoso of tho refugees who wero supposed to have been tho leaders of tho Into con spiracies. I was of this number. The grand duko violently reproached tho officers of tho leaguo for their coward ice, regretting that thcro wero none among them who would undertake to kill such refugees, and nn officer, who had been a page do chambro at the time I was In tho corps of pages, was ap pointed by tho league to carry out this particular work. Skobeloff, tho hero of the Turkish war, was asked to join this league, but ho blankly refused. WOMAN REFUSES To Lire with Her Husband Ilccauso She Says lie Is Homely. New York World: Mrs. Jcnnlo Gold farb has given n novel excuse for re fusing to llvo with her husband Sam uel. Sho says that ho Is too homely for any woman to live with. Goldfarb who Is n philosopher, admits that ho Is not nn Apollo, but ho nlso insists that his wlfo has never been known as a professional beauty. Tho Gold farbs havo had a good deal of troublo Blnco they wero married In 1890. It took Mrs. Goldfarb but a short tlmo to discover that her husband did not como up to her standard of manly beauty, and sho began to mako things uncomfortable for him. Occasionally sho went back to her mother. At an other tlmo Samuel In despair sent her to Europe, hoping that when sho re turned ho would find favor In her eyes. Hut matters wero still worse whon sho camo back, nnd, nccordlng to n num ber of affidavits, In tho possession of former Judge II. W. Leonard, Gold farb's counsel, sho positively refused to live with him nt all. Goldfarb in tho meantlmo hnd spent n small for tuno on complexion beautlflers, hair restorers nnd other toilet luxuries. He became n Berry Wall In his dress. But his wlfo remained obdurate, and Anal ly, n short tlmo ago, charged him be foro Mngistrate Hogan with desertion. Goldfarb was sent railroaded, he sayB to the island for six months. Ho gnvo a bond nnd was released. He at onco sued for a separation, and "for such other relief as may seem Just." Theory of Lubricating Oils. In a lecture on "The Relations of Physics to tho Mechanical Arts," Prof. Abbo stated that Prof. Reynolds waa the first to show lubrication ia simply a caso of tho flow of n viscous fluid through a nnrrow channel. When the Journal presses on Its henrlng, tho In termediate space Is probably l-10000th of an inch In thickness. This space being filled with oil constitutes tho thin film that converts tho rubbing and tearing of the metals into the sliding and rolling of liquid molecules, like myriads of minute steel friction balls. Tho results of tho difficult researches In molecular physics of Stoker, Klrch off, nnd Hclmholtz havo thus a direct application to the lubricating action of oils. To Kxplnre the I'nclllc Prof. Alexander Agasslz, with a corps of men of science, and under tho au spices of tho United States fish com mission, sot sail from San Francisco recontly In tho steamship Albatross, on ono of tho most Important scientific expeditions of recent times. An lm monso area of tho Pacific ocean, Includ ing the Pnumota, tho Friendly, tho El llco, tho Gilbert and tho Marshall Is lands, nnd many unnamed groups of coral lslots, will bo thoroughly explored for tho first tlmo. Tho voyago will covor about 20,000 miles, nnd tho ex plorations will include tho llfo nnd phonomcna of tho sea from its surfaco to Ita groatest attalnnblo depths. Tommy, aged 5, was strutting around the houso In his first pair of boots and being told his baby sister wanted to klsa htm, said: "I'll Just bet a csnt that kid takes mo for her father." KRAPOTKIN IN THE SOLITARY. Inscription of tho 1'rlton Itoom In Whleh Ho Wns Connned. From tho Atlantic Monthly: My first movement wna to approach tho win dow, which was placed so high that I could hardly reach It with my lifted hand. It was a broad, low opening, cut In a wall five feet thick and protected by nn iron grating nnd a doublo Iron window framo, relates Prlnco Krapot- kln. At a dlstnnco of a dozen yards from this window I saw tho outer wall of tho fortress, a pleco of masonry of Immense thickness, on tho roof of which I could mako out a gray sentry box. Only by looking upwnrd could I perceive a bit of tho sky, which wa3 now faintly Illuminated by tho last rays of tho sun. I mado a mlnuto In spection of tho room, whero I had now to spend no ono could say how many years. From tho position of tho high chimney of tho mint I guessed that I was In tho southwest corner of tho fortress, In a bastion overlooking tho Novn. This room of mino wns a case ment destined for a big gun nnd tho window was nn embrnaurc. Sun rays might nover ponetrato It; even in sum mer thoy must be lost by tho thick ness of tho wall. It was eleven steps from ono cornor to tho othor of tho room, which held an iron bod, a llttlo oak tablo and an oak stool. Tho floor was covered with painted felt nnd tho walls with yellow paper. Howover, In order to deaden tho sounds, tho paper was not put on tho wall Itself; it was painted over canvas and behind tho ennvos I discovered a wire grating, do hind which wns a layer of felt. Only beyond the felt could I roach tho stono wall. At tho Inner sldo of tho room thero was a wnshstnnd and a thick oak door, In which I mado out a locked opening to pnss the food through nnd a llttlo slit, protected by glass and n shutter from tho outside This was tho "Judas" through which tho prisoner could bo spied upon at every moment. Tho sentry who stood In tho passage frequently lifted tho llttlo shutter nnd looked Inside, his boots squeaking as ho crept toward tho door. I tried to speak to him. Thon the eyo which I could seo through tho slit assumed an expression of terror nnd tho shutter wna Immediately let down, only to bo opened furtively a mlnuto or two later. But I could get no word of reply from tho sentry. Absoluto sllenco reigned all around; no sounds camo from any where. I dragged my stool to tho win dow and looked upon the bit of sky I could sec. I tried to catch any sound from tho Neva or from tho town on tho opposlto sldo of tho rivor, but I could catch none. DEWEY IN AN EMERGENCY. How Ho Circumvented Desertion Con spiracy After the Civil War. Ono striking characteristic of tho idmlral Is tho readiness with which ho meets every emorgency, says Leslie's Weekly. Ho Is resourceful as well as prompt In action. An Illustration of this occurred during a cruise which Dewey took after tho civil war, In tho Mediterranean; on tho old ship Canan dalgua. Tho war fever had died out, and men frequently deserted. On men-of-war, boats cannot bo lowered with out nn order, except in caso of a man overboard. Several malcontents In the crew ono night, therefore, raised tho "man overboard" cry, lowered a boat and scuttled off into tho darkness. Dowey was executive officer of tho ship, and was called from his berth. Though oven then particular aa to dress, ho didn't caro about uniform whon tnerc, was quick work to bo done, nnd ho ap peared clad only in his night shirt. Ho rushed up to tho qunrter-deck in half a gale of wind and promptly took com mand In splto of his curious appear ance. Ho know his men thoroughly, and acted promptly In splto of tho dnrkness. "Como back horo, Jim Brown, Tom Robinson, and tho rest of you," he shouted, and punctuated his remarks with three shots from his re volver. Tho shots, tho ghostly flguro on tho qunrtor-deck, and tho sudden uso of their names startled tho mon Into obedience, and thoy came sneaking back to tho ship, while Dewey nnd his novel uniform retired onco moro below A Curiosity of the l'hlllpilnc. "Among the queer things found In tho Philippines aro bamboo opals, a vegetable gem which Is sometimes dis covered by tho natives In tho stem of tho bamboo," says a gentlomnn who has lived for a number of years In Ma nila. "Not ono pleco of bamboo In a thousand, however, contains a speci men, aa the bamboo grown thore. aa olsowhore, Is usually empty; hut acci dent occasionally brings to light In tho bnmboo stem a small, fllntllko matorlal which presents tho nppearanco of a porfect opal. Theso nodules aro known to the natives aa 'tobacur,' and I have from tlmo to tlmo during my long stay on tho Islnnds seen soveral of theso vegetable freaks of nature which re produced the characteristic lines of the opal so faithfully that exports wero puzzlod to know tho dlfferonco between tho vegetable and the real speclmon." A Church Curiosity. A church In which only two Rnrvlnpa aro held during tho year is surely a sunosuy, yoi sucn a ono Is to bo found In the middle of a largo Hold near tho vlllago of Towton, In England. It was originally erected as n memorial to Lord do Clireord. who fell In the battln of Towton In 11G1. With Vleasurr. McSwattors I alwavs'lovn tn h... that girl next door play "Tho-Star-3pnnglcd Banner." Mrs. McSwatters I thought you said you cou!dn' Bfn,i hor piano playing. McSwattors Well, wnen sno piaya "Tho Star-Snaneind Banner" it's n sign she's got through. Syracuse Herald, A