THE REVOLUTION A Filibustering Expedition With Our Government Vessel and Arms Which Came Near Havino Important Consequences. Gen. Don Juan lslilro Jimenez sa;.i that ho la the rcul lender of the Domin icans, that hl agcrfta murdered Presi dent Heurenux, and Hint he In going to take possession of the government. He ought to bo able to do almost any thing nftcr his remarkable deception of the I'nltcd States government, which nearly became a parly to his cchcnies unwittingly and had to crnwl out of n had situation with the best grace pos sible. Is It portly for fear that Jim enez wUI laud In tho presidential chair of Sun Domingo that tho navy depart ment has dispatched the New Orleans and the Mlchlas southward In hot haste? Or does tha administration want to neo Jimenez seated and secure tli fc annexation of San Domingo? Han Domingo is a very beautiful, fruitful, hut not a very big Island, In fact, there Is but room for one big man there nt a time. This was the con viction of the lato President Ileurcaux. Ho wai the ono big man. There was mother, however. Hla name was Don Juan Isldro Jimenez, and he was a rich merchant, with Immcnso planta tions on tho Islnnd, great warehouses, nud commercial branches In New York, Hamburg and other cltloa of tho world. Jimenez was a great traveler, which contributed to his longevity. Hut every time ho landed tho Island sagged considerably In that direction. This displeased Presldont Heureaux, whoso paluco waa In tho Intorlor, and who rarely went to tho shore for fear that tho Island would .capsize with his weight. Ono day, whon tho president muw his palaco tilting forty-five degrees to leeward and tho crockery was rolling r vi 1 1 inu mi u 1. 1 v niii'i vi m. hit kiiiuv 111111 Gen. Jimenez had arrived. He instant ly Invited him to dine. Now, to hnvo tho presldont of San Domingo invite you to dine Is not n pleasant sensation. It produces heart fid In re. Soveral Important pcoplo within tho sixteen years of President Heureaux' roglmo had been Invited to the executive mansion to dlno and wero never heard of afterward. But Gon. Jimenez Is a brave mnn. He accepted the Invitation, made hid will, wrote farewells to his family In Paris, and mounted a whlto bullock, rapping at tho gates of tho Dominican white house with truo Jeffersonlan simplicity. Tho president opened tho door hlmaelf a mark of great condoBcenslon as well as business ncumen. Over tho tropical dainties tho conver sation ranged through the affairs of tho Island, from tho exportation of log wood to tho French wlno growers, to thr Importation of Ansonta clocks, which woro qulto rechorcho among tho Dominican elite ns neck ornaments. tVhen the swarthy "slavey" had guillo tined tho third ibottlo of champagne rlth a machete tho host opened out. "Gen. Jimenez," he said gravely, "It 1h with Increasing approhonolon that tho presidential prerogative views your growing popularity. You are a rich man, a benevolent man, and a Just wan, so far as you can Judgo by effeto WITH THE PARAGRAPHERS. Bachelor are taxed 25 per cent high er In Hesse than married men. Wo aro unablo to say whether or not this bachelor tax Is excessive. Wo haven't seen tho Hessian woman. Kansas City , Journal, "Why pay 20 for u bicycle whon you can get ono tor G?" asks nn English concern in Its advertisement, and thou as a reply quotes a dally pa per, which says: "Well, you know tho vnluo of your own neck." foiolgti standards, You arc well liked at the custom bouse, no 1 understand, and It seems to ho mutual." General Don Jii,ui emllcd proudly. "Nov, general, while you are grow ing richer, the presidential prerogative regrets to say that tho Island Is grow ing poorer. I am going to perform a grand coup. I am going to float a many million dollar loan with the Americans, and I nm going to reboud the customs of San Domingo as secur ity. I am going to allow a foreigner to ult In tho seat of customs, and you know, general, those people havo eyes In tho back of their heads. Tako heed, then. "Make yourself Ic3s popular. Popu larity Is a growing dlacase on tho Is land. Check yours In tho Incipient stage or It will bo fatal. Rcniember, during my sixteen years of divine prerogative no less than four hundred of tho in oat daringly amiable gentle men of tho Island have been picked oft because of these growing pain of pop ularity. If two great men a Heu rcaux and a Jimenez remain on the Island at the same time without Its sinking, It Is becauso ono remains quiet nnd I ussurc you it ahull not bo Heu reaux. That's all. Adlost" flcn, Jimenez went away a sad man. Soon ho saw the Americans come, lay down bags of gold out of n ship's hold, saw an iron cago built around the dia toms department of Montl-Chrlstl, nnd a bearded Dutchman, with a cold, gllt 'tcrlng oyo, two rovolvera nt each hip and a great head for figures, seat him self within tho place of authority. Poor Jimenez bought and sold ns bofore, but his profits fell. Tho boarded Yankee exacted hla tltho from tho customs, ac cording to tho bond; then ho gave Into tho government treasury tho balance, and tho laland began to grow rich, with sanitary dovlccs, clean water, hospitals for the alck and roads' for tho travolor, forta garrisoned nnd threo gunboats. About this tlmo tho whole country waa In tho throes of susponso with Spain. Wo had little tlmo to constdor the bickerings of big men on small Islands. War waa formally declared. A llttlo beforo this, in tho hoart of the matting by Hteam. H. Schnw has invented a method of blasting by olectriclty and stoam com bined. Mr. Schnw found by experi ment that it would be easy to boil water in n cartrldgo through which electricity is sont. Tho atenm pressuro within tho cartridge would rlso to 160 pounds per squaro inch and far In ox cess of that. If tho water cartrldgo la successful in mining its application to heavy blasting may bo made of uso by railroad engineers, western mining concerns and In largo quarries. IN SAN metropolis, Don Juan Jimenez was zelzfcd.wlth a big Idea,. Hewent to the war department nt Washington and be camo impressive. Secretary Alger and his assistant, Mr. Melklojohn, Instant ly foil under the speir of the eloquence of this Othello of the Antilles. Hand some, robust, swarthy, with abundant black hair, streaked with gray, he was a figure worthy of a heroic cause. "Gentlemen," said he, "I am no less a pcrsonago than Don Juan 'Ilodrlguez,' with the blood of a hundred kings In my veins, but a patriot for all that, and n republican patriot, too. I have dedicated my life to a purpose. It Is to help liberate Cuba from the Spanish yoke. I am In nccret confcrcnco dally with tho heads of the Junta. I am a bosom friend of Oen. Gomez, a native of San Domingo, oven ns I, and I will lay down my life for the cause. Lis ten! "Wo have arranged a grand filibus tering expedition. We want from Un cle Sam threo million rounds of am munition, three thousand rifles, equip ments, saddles, revolvers, dynamite, medicines, nnd, In fact, a whole ship load of supplies, nnd the ship, too. I will guarantee to land them safely in a secret port of Cuba, where I ahull bo mot by two thousand of the patriots. Tho Spanish strongholds shall be at tacked and demolished. Volla, gentle- SOME PICTURES FROM TUB DOMIN 1CAN REPUBLIC. non! Hero is tho chanco of your lives. Cuba shall be frcol 1 will give you ton hours to think It over." Jimenez had the full confidence of Gen. Gomez, with whom ho was be lloved to be co-operating. Thero scorns to bo some doubt whother tho expedi tion was 'Intended for Cuba or Porto Rico. It nover got to either plnco. When tho ten houra wore up, return ing to tho war department, the Insist ent Jimenez found all that ho had asked for, and moro. "Wo shall placo our newly chartered steamship Fanltn at your disposal," said nn official. "Wo shall stock It from stem to stern from the ordnance supplies. Go and gather your men together, nnd hasten to Mo bile, Aln. Thoro you will find tho arm and accoutrements shipped to you undor tho nnmo of 'Rodriguez. The IN A NUTSHELL. Thero undoubtedly aro thoso who build hotter than thoy know, but, un fortunately, wo cannot get them to build our houses. Could you seo every man's careor In llfo, you would find n woman clogging him or cheering him and goading him. Thackeray. Thoso who aro qulto satlsflod sit still and do nothing; thoso who are not qulto satisfied aro tho solo benefactors of the world. Landlr. DOMINGO. Panlta will bo thero speedily. Go, and the ministering angels he with you. Only, look out for tho Spanish cruis ers." Don Juan made his profoundest sa lute, and left the war department. Back to New York ho raced. By night he gathered unto him a handful of San Domingo refugees like himself. There waa one G.on. Morales, Intimate with the Porto nican patriots, ono Mer cado, Vlllanuova and others. "Gentlemen," said he, "I have made tho grand coup of my career. The ty rant Heureaux Is as good as In his coffin. I have hoodwinked Undo Sam Into giving me a government vessel, and stocking it with ammunition from stem to stern, free of charge, on pro tense of going to Cuba to help Gen. Gomez. Como, let us hlo hence to Mobile. You, Gen. Morales, shall be my secretary of war. You, Vlllanueva, my minister of the Interior. You, Mer cado, I appoint secretary of the treas ury. Hence, awayl San Domingo, gem or tho Antilles, dhall be free!" They started for Mobile bv different tolites. They arrived, meeting by night only. The arms nnd ammunition nlso arrived, consigned to "Ilodrlguez." The Spanish spies made note of It and Informed their government. Then the Pan I tit came up tho bay nnd the ship was stocked from forecastle to garboard atreak. There alio was promptly li beled. In haste Jimenez wired to the war dopartmont, "Wherefore?" Back camo the answer. The libel was a blunder. The department of Justice was Instructed by the department of war that the Fanltn's libel should be lifted. It was done. Tho vessel act sail southward on May 24. It was a Journey worthy of history. It out shone tho doubtful glory of old priva teering days. But did tho Fanita make straightway for the green shore of Cuba.as pledged to tho war department? Nay, nay. When well to Boa sho simply swerved southeasterly, and on May 30 nrrlved at n llttlo Island of tho British Bahamas called Inagua. Thero, tho coast be ing dangerous, sho took on a pilot one Christopher Roberts. He wns told that the Fanita was loaded with general car go hound for San Domingo. The ves sel was flying tho American flag, and also the ensign of tho Clydo line, from which company sho had been chartered by tho government. Two stops wore made, and rn-ennanlrntnrs wero taken aboard. At ten o'clock of tho last night Aijrliiin fur Inutile Indian. Work will soon begin on tho asylum for Inaano Indians at Canton, S. D for which congress made nn appropriation of $42,000, with an additional $3,000 for tho purchase of grounds. It Is Inter esting to know that out of a total of 250,000 Indians in tho United States thoro nro only 58 who are Insane, ono doubtful, six Idiotic nnd two partly Idiotic. Thl3 Is a wonderful showing, nnd, nccordlng to statistics, Is not equaled by any raco of peoplo on earth, civilized or uncivilized tho conspirators met below deck and planned tho attack on the morrow. Jimenez had notified his frlond and ally, Gen. Torlbo Garcia, a rcsldont of Monte-Chrlstl, that he and his armu and men were coming. He counseled tfie general to havo all in readiness, with at least a thousand men ready to tako tho arms and advance upon the forts, slaughter tho garrison and then proceed to San Domingo city and the palaco of Heureaux. That message never reached Garcia at all. If it had this history would probably never havo been written. It was the red break of day when tho great rock that Hits from the seat and shelter Monte Chrlstl loomed in sight. It was an Ideal tropic morning, worthy of a great epoch In tho history of the dark republic. The conspirators camo on deck, armed to tho teeth, silent, de termined, savage for clorv ami Jimenez drew his glass and ncanned a snoro ror Garcia and his thousand men. Then he trembled. Alas, they were nowhere to ho seen! Undaunted, the vessel cast anchor, and two boat wore lowered. Into them poured some 18 lighting men, with Jimenez nt the prow of tho leader. It was a thrilling Jour ney In tho silence of that red dawn, typical of blood. Reaching the shore, Jimenez shouted "Vlvu, San Domingo Hbro!" III air the first shot. Undismayed that uarcia ana nla men were nowhere to 1 seen, a rush was made toward the gov ernor's palace. He was not found. On tnence to the houso of Garcia. That astonished gentleman was dragged from his bed by the heels. Back to tho palaco of tho governor tho party hastened. Tho governor was found nt last and made an Instant prisoner. "On to tho fortress!" shouted Jimenez. The little band advanced up the hill toward the fort. "I command you, on pain of death to call out to the general of the fort to surrender tho garrison!" cried Jimenez, placing a cocked revolver against the governor's temple. The general of the fort appeared on tho parapet above. "I am ordered, on pain of death, to command you to surrender the garr ami the governor cried to the chief of tho troops "but I swear before heaven now that if you do so. and I ever get free, you shall die for It!" The car rlson then opened Are on the consplr- Seeing the governor's bravery, the him and tho general of the currlsnn then and there they might hao iuc ceeded. As it was they hesitated and were lost. Volley after volley thun tiered from the garrison. The con spirator stampeded to refuge. Then the ignominious retreat began, shore ward, two mile away, with Jimenez in the lead, on horseback, too, nt break neck speed. In the shuffle their pris oner, the governor, was lost, and soon waa overtaken by tho garrison troops, whom ho now led against the conspir ators. Into ono boat Jimenez plunged and escaped alone to tho Fanita under n rain of bullets. Then he ordered the vessel to turn tnll ami make for tho Bahamas with hot speed. Meanwhile the rest of the men were cither killed or made prisoner by tho troops. Mo rales was shot, as were seven others Jimenez reached Inagua next morn ing In a state of stage fright. Think ing It high time for disappearing, ho attempted to leave tho ship and em bark on the Schlcawlg for other points Roberts, tho pilot, gave Information to the United States consular agent, Sar gent, and Jimenez was arrested on u charge of violating the British foreign enlistment act, attempting an insur rection in a country which was at peace with Great Britain. Meanwhile Pres ident Heureaux, who had been Instant ly Informed of the nttack, nrrlved in hot haate on his mnn-of-war and of fered $20,000 for tho conviction of Jim enez. The prisoner was taken to Nassau and tried before tho pollco magistrate of the Bahama Islands early In July, but the Jury disagreed. Again he was tried beforo Sir Ormond Drlmmlo Mal comb. chief Justice of tho Snnrpmn Court, early in August, when tho pris oner was discharged. This trial was the sensation of the Islands, hut mvlnir to the Snanlsh war. It waa of lliMn rnn. aequence in America. Tho president or cue uominican repuonc Drought an tho prisoners to tho Bahamas, to turn state's evidence, and Jimenez's secre tary, Manuel Mercato, did so to save lila llfo. Bvnrv mntlinil ur.19 impi! tn convict Jimenez, but the Jury gavo in the verdict of "Not guilty," and tho Don licit to parts unknown. Tin wna lnat InnntPil In Hnvana. nealn conspiring to overthrow Heureaux. This was two ni on ma ngo. 1 wo weens nun the San Dominican president was stabbed to death tn Moca. Thn hero was besldo himself with rage. "The serpent," he hissed, for It wns In these terms that ho was wont to refer to the villain of tho plot, "has won tho golf trophy!" Genevieve shud dered. "That's what comes or ins hnvim been scotched. I doubt not!" she fnltored, and would fnln havo wept. Ah, It was easy now to see where mis takes had been made! Detroit jour nal. CONDENSED SMILES. "Jones was in today with a lot of flsh stories." "And did you let him toll them?" "I lot him tell ono, and then I opened with a lot of bug stories that made his flsh stories sound ns out of dato as a last year's popular song." Indianapolis Journal. "I spent the wholo day today help ing Julia buy a hat." "What kind did she get?" "Oh, this was only tho first day; sho novar makes up her mind un til after tho third day." Mr Gotham I seo that a new Uw ANIMALS RELAPSE INTENDED SOMETIMES TO EX TERMINATE PESTS. (loon They Are Wort Tuan lb Original HoUanco, lUtttrnUr to Thalr Wild Htata Wild Host of tha Booth FactUo Iiland. Ordinary domestic animals horses, cats, and dogs may multiply In cor taln parts of tho world, so. numerously ns to become serious pests. In Bom of tho Westorn states wild horses havo become a positive nulsanco, and In 1897 Nevada passed n law permit ting them to bo shot. Recent reports from Washington say that "cayuses" In that region aro considered of so llttlo valuo that thoy aro killed and used as bait for poisoning wolves and coyotes. In this connection it is worth mentioning that In somo parts of Aus tralia wild horses havo multiplied to such an extent ao to cousumo tho grass needed for sheep and othor ani mals, nnd hunters havo been em ployed to shoot them. Where cats havo run wild on isolated Islands their work can bo appreciated moro accu rately. On Sablo Island, off tho coast of Novla Scotia, they were introduced about 1880 nnd rapidly exterminated tho rabbits, which had been In pos session for at IcaBt half a century. In ono of tho harbors of Kerguolon land, a barren nnd desolate bit of antarctic terra flrma to the southeast of tho Capo of Good Hopo, cats, escaped from ships, havo made themselves nt homo on a llttlo Island known as Cat Island, which has been long used as a watering pla,co for Bealers. Hero thoy livo in holes in the ground, preying upon sea birds and their young, and aro said to havo developed- such ex traordinary ferocity that it is almost Impossible to tamo them oven when captured young. Pigs havo run wild in some of tho nouthorn state and also on certain Islands, where, as on tho Galapagos, they wero introduced to furnish food for crews of vessols in need of fresh meat. Thoy wero im ported into Now Zealand by Capt. Cook about 1770, nnd, soon becoming wild, increased to a remarkablo de gree. A century later wild plga were so nbundant in tho flax thickets of tho provinco of Taranaki, on tho Nortli island, that a hunter could shoot fifty In a day. In one caso 25,000 wild pigs aro said to havo been killed there by threo hunters in lc3s than two years. Sheep and goats, whon numorous, nro llkoly to causo widespread Injury, particularly in forest regions. An in structive example of tho damage dona by goats is afforded by St. Helena, a mountainous island scarcoly fifty squaro miles in extent, its highest summits reaching nn elevation of 2,700 feet. At tho time of Its discov ery, about tho beginning of tho six.' toonth century, it is said to have been fovered by denso forest; today it Is described as a. rocky desert. This chango has been brought about large ly by goats, first introduced by tho Portugueso in 1513, nnd which multi plied so fast that in eeventj-'flvo years they existed by thousands. Browsing on tho young trees nnd shrubs, they rapidly brought about tho destruction of tho vegetation which protected tho steep slopes. With tho disappearance of tho undergrowth began tho wash ing of tho soil by tropical rains nnd tho destruction of tho forest. Sablo Island has suffered from several plagues of rats, ns well as cats, and it is oald that tho first superintendent of tho light station and his men wero threatened with starvation, owing to cho inroads made on their stores by rats. The common brown rnt, otner wlso known as tho wharf rat or Nor way rat, is of Asiatic origin, and until 200 years ago was unknown in Europo or America. In tho fall of 1727 largo numbers of this spocies entered Eu ropo by swimming across tho Volga, and, gaining a foothold in tho prov inco of Astrakhan, in eastern Russia, spread westward over central Europe. Flvo years later thoy reached England by vessels from western India. They arrived on tho eastern shore of tho United States about 1775, nnd became abundant at several points on tho Pacific coast. Tho black rat was tho common houso rat of Europo in tho mlddlo ages, and was introduced in tho now world about 1544, or moro than 200 years earlier than tho brown rat. In Porto Rico and somo othor islands tho black rat has taken to living in tho crown of cocoanut tree, to which It does great damage by bit ing off tho unrlpo fruit. In various parts of the world domestic doirn run wild nnd havo becomo serious pests, devouring sheop and in other ways maklns themselves a nulsanon. On tho Galapagos islands they have neipoa largely to exterminate tho gigantic tortoises native to that group, making a habit of waltine for thn eggs to hatch and then devouring tho uaDy turtles. An Anrlcnt Co into Paper. Brugsch Boy has lately described a comic papyrus which Is unique. The artist lived in the period of tho twenty-second dynasty and haB painted burlesque scenes In which cats and rata conduct themselves like human beings. For instance, a rat attired as a great lady was served by a cat who Is clothed like a slave and Is present- ing a mirror to the mistress. Juit Cant. Brown There goes a younc feltm that's hated by everybody in hla neighborhood. Jones What's wrong witn ninn urown He is loarning to play a cornoL Long Colorado Snow IMnoUacle, A snow blockado kept railroad tralm out of Breckinridge, Colo., from Feb ruary 4 until April 25,