v ACROSS MM The Beginning of a Remarkable Journey Un dertaken to Secure Commercial Information. (Vladlvostork Letter.) "Going across Slborlnl And over the Trans-Siberian Railroad! And going to take your wlfol Weill" And thon a long pause, ns If the folly of such n trip could only bo told In eloquent si lence. Friends were painfully solic itous, acquaintances were sarcastically skeptical and fiendishly lutinoroiu, and tticli Is the tenacity of tradition that most people familiar with the plans npoke of Slborlu as a pleasing admix ture of Ironed exiles, howling wolves and biting blasts, ninrveled nt my te merity, and to the verge of discourtesy doubted my sanity. The bright young men In the State Department at Wash ington took pains to tell Senator Per kins that It was (lying in the face of danger and should bo restrained. From Han Francisco one has a choice of three lines of steamers. We sailed the mid dle of March, and caught an equlnoxlal THE HARBOR storm on tho ocean, and tho cherry blossoms In Japan. Talk of beaten tracks Is tolling twice-told talcs, nnd I will, thorefore, begin my story In tho Russl'n ntniosphoro of Nasasakl.whcre Russians nnd Russian signs arc nu merous and increasing. Tho Russians, JnpancBO nnd Germans hnvo steamers running from Nugasukl to Vladivo stok, and you may go directly to the latter place or touch at Corean ports on tho enst or wo3t coast of that pe ninsula. Tho faro by tho Japan and German steamers of from 2,000 to 3,000 tons Is 40 you ($20), and tho faro an tho Russian steamer Is S9 yon ($29.50). Thn yen and tho ruble havo the snmo relative value nt Nagasaki. The Rus sian steamers aro transports of tho vol unteer lleot, vary In size from 5,000 to 10,500 tons, and make tho parage In two days nnd n holf. Tho steamers of tho othor HncB, partly because of stops ut way ports, nro five or six days mak ing tho trip. The Russian volunteer fleet consists of sixteen steamers, nnd U the gift of tho Russian pooplo to tho government. Tho steamers wero built In England, aro commanded by Rus Blan naval officers, carry soldiers, pas sengers and freight from Russia and a few Intermediate ports to Vladlvostock and Port Arthur, and are among the llnc3t troop Ehlps In the world. A 10,500 ton vessel of this lleot and four American transports from Manila were moored In Nogasakl harbor within a rudlus of 500 yards, while wo were there, and furnished a contrast tho re verse of pleasing to patriotic Ameri cana. Tho Russian vessel had three big smokestneks twenty-four boilers, nnd was credited with a hpoed of twen tytwo knots an hour. The American transport looked deplorably out of place, and ono of them baro tho out ward signs of n derelict. Indeed, tho latter steamer, after weeks of careful preparation, started for Snn Francisco, to break down the first day out. Wo chose tho transport Orel, Capt. Ivan QhrlBtlanovltch Scnlskl, 1, N., commanding, and In company with Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Johns of Chicago, who were visiting Siberian and Chinese ports, called on tho Nagasaki agent tor tickets. Our pawporta were Inspcctod und copied, and then, for tho passago price, paid In Japanese mouoy, wo wore given a sheet of papor awarding us cabins In tho Orel, Wo went to the steamer on a sampan, wero cordially received by tho captain and first offi cer, ran the respectful gar.e of 1,300 sol diers, and through the medium of Eng lish, French and German, with a fow words of Russian, wero allotted our cabin and mado to feel at homo. Thoro wero forty Russians In the first cabin, nud among thoso who boarded tho ship nt Nagasaki were a bright German girl going to Nlkolalfsk to meet' and marry her lover; n young man from England via India with his dog nnd doghottEO and fourteen plecoi of baggnge, and wo tour Amorlcnns, Tho captain and ofilcora of tho Orol wero moro than merely polite. They sought us, told us tho meal hours, and In every way saved us tlmo and trouble, trcotlng us as It wo wero por Ronal gucats Instead ot passengers who jjgijHlmply bought transportation. Tho cleanliness and qulut ot tho ship com manded lmmodiatu attention, for bo u EAST mm remembered she had only Just arrived from Odessa, which port she left April 15, and carried 1,300 recruits for the Itusslau Asiatic army und nearly 200 II rut and second cabin passengers. She looked large and otanch and In good form, anil were not surprised to learn that her length was 152 feet and her beam 47. At 3: 10 p. m., May 21, the .Inpaneso curio venders woro sent from tlio decks to their sampans, the siren shrieked scvoral times, and tho Orol Gleamed majestically down the sunlit bay. After the shore line faded from view tho captain camo to our group, which now Included the young German lady and the Englishman, and told us sup per wart ready. With some misgivings we went to tho table. Foreign resi dents of the Orient had warned us against Russian cooking, und we looked for trouble. Tho cuisine was AT VLADIV03TOCK THE COMING nn agreeable surnrlae. Tho drcorntlvn features of tho table wero In excellent tnBto, the setting was attractive, the menu was varied, nnd only In two In stances did tho food show tho groaal ncsa affected by Russian cooks. In stead of tho usual American array of knives nnd forks, there was a tier of four plates at each seat. On tho top and Binallest plnte wore crossed a sil ver knlfo and fork, nnd at the sldo of tho tier was a well-laundered napkin. Tho first course, served by tall Russian waltera In whlto suits, consisted of a slice of tasty tonguo, with thin wafers of whlto radish in cream. Then fol lowed nn appetizing cabbage soup, hot and nourishing; next n filet of beef, with small onions, In a rich gravy; next fried chicken, with lettuco nnd cu cumbora on tho same plato; thon a course of cauliflower, with an inviting crnckcr crumb and butter dressing. Strawberries, cheese and coffeo fol lowed. Tho 'bread, both black nnd whlto, was very good; the wuter was lco-cold, and vodka and tea wero served as desired, and wlnoi to order. The claret from tho imperial vineyard proved mild nnd agreeable, and was a trlllo sweetor than California zlnfan tlel. Tho vodka stood on the tablo In largo carafes and was taken at will. Vodka Is nearly colorloss, with Just a suggestion of lemon shade, and lum the taste of delicate gin. The last plate of A SHOCK. "His death must havo been an awful shock to her," "Posalbly; but she had the lovollost mourning dresses all ready tho day he died." 10 WEST the tier disappeared with tho cauli flower, und the strawberries camo In on a thin, whlto dlah llko an American dinner plate. The regulation meal hours were: Seven to 9 a. m., coffee, tea, black and whlto bread; 11 n, m., breakfast; 2 p. m., tea and coffee; 5:30 p. m., supper; S p. in., tea and knick knacks. Tho tea was served In the or thodox Russian stylo In tumblora. Tho waiters poured first an Inch of tea, then filled up with hot water, and the passenger used cubo sugar and sliced lemon to taste. Tho breakfast tablo nag act ns for supper except that a standard dish heaped with Russian candles wrapped In silver and oil pa per stood nt each end of the table. The tlrst course of our first broakfast was composed of a bit of cold ham and n tiny pickled fish. Thl3 was followed by Japaneso lobsters, garnlahed with egg, chopped beef and lettifco and served with mayonalsc. Then camo a tooth some vcnl cutlet In n sliced lemon en vironment. Tea, cheese, coffee and candy finished the meal. Vodka and wines were taken at breakfast as wo would take them nt lunch or dinner. The cabin pas3cngers had the exclu sive use of three decks amidships, and tho eoldlcrs and their wives and a fow SEAT OF EMPIRE IN OUR RELATIONS WITH RUSSIA. colonists wero quartered fore and aft. In addition to her human freight tho Orel carried Iron rails, provisions and miscellaneous supplies for tho army. The soldiers woro Btalwart, orderly, good-natured, frolicking, pious fellows, who found great plcasuro In singing national and sentimental songs and hymns, Tho evening sorvlce at sea was unlquo and impressive, and tho choir effects were grnnd. On tho steamer course from Nagasaki to Vladlvostock tho distance Is CG0 miles, nnd nt this season the pnssage li fairly pleasant. Wo had mild weather for twenty-four hours, and then, pass ing out of the Japanese warm current off Matsuc Island, wo ran Into the Jap anese sea and Into fog, rain and n. low er temperature, necessitating tho free uso of wraps, overcoats and shelter. During tho night of tho 23d tho steam er slowed down to stoerugo way und used her siren freely, and next morning tho captain foil his courso through a thick fog to the narrow and tortuous entrance to Vladlvontock harbor. At 8 o'clock wo picked up tho green slopo of a bold promontory oft what tho Vla dlsvostoklans fancifully term the straits of Bosporus, and ns wo ncared tho shoro other and equally green ele vations camo Into view, nnd on Siberia tho Inviting, Instend of Siberia tho for bidding, wo feasted our oyes. Tho steamer was n study as well a3 tho ehor's, tar 'he aoldlora and colonists who had cotue 0,350 miles by sea to this remote corner of the earth scanned tho shore with deep Intcreat and conflict ing emotions. The steamer moved slowly through the fortified straits, and as the fog and mtst rose wo saw In the outer harbor first steamers, red brick building, moro steamers, more brick buildings, and then tho town, n miniature San Francisco In hilly out line, with brick buildings of tho official and office typo very much In evidence, and wooden buildings straggling along and across narrow valleys and up steep hillsides. As we nearcd tho f.oatlng piers to which wo wero to tic, sampans, manned by Chinese and Corcans, camo about the ship, and dashing through the sticky mud of broad and unpaved streets wore the famous, plcturesquo and essentially practical Russian car riages, with ono horse in tho shafts under his high arch, tho traces hitched to tho hubs of the front wheels, und another hora" harnessed free m tho outside, and with head held down and out, the correct Russian style, gallop ing to trotting step of tho animal In tho shafts. WILLIAM MITCHELL HUNKER. PROFESSIONAL FRET BEARER. Young Womnn Who Help Iludcsim to Ho Happy. How to bo happy though tho hostess of n largo dinner party, Is what n young woman, at the rate of from $3 to ?5 nn evening, Is showing a number of wealthy women. This young woman. In looking around for a means of bread-winning, decided to become a professional bearer of dinner party anxiotlos. Whnt she does is to manage dlnneis or wedding breakfasts or largo luncheons, und though she neither cookB nor waits on table, she fulfills u most Important mission. She etunds beforo the hostess In all worry. A hnlf hour beforo tho meal Is served she appears in tho dining-room and sees to it that tho butler has got the tablo set, and that tho wines aro ris ing or falling to precisely tho right temporaturo. Then she dons her big apron, nnd as guests file Into tho dining-room she takes her stund by the pantry's dumb wnlter to see that every dish comes up exactly on time, piping hot when it ought to bo" hot, chilled to the mnrrow when the chill la neces sary and, furthermore, sho tustes It tn seo that Its flavor la exactly what It ought to be. Having n aulck wit. re- soucoful In mind and a knowledge of i' roncli cooking, sho takes caro that no dish passes to tho tablo that Is not above reproach. Where she stands In the pantry there Is heard nono of the crash and grind of dinner party ma chinery, no long waits between courses elapse. Now, this may seem a sinecure, but grateful hostesses look upon her work as exalted modem phi lanthropy, for even If the butler Is a now man, tho cook n possible traitor to her trust and tho cateror apt to play tricks with ices and sorbets, so long as tho dinner niunager Is nt tho puntry helm nothing can go wrong. With all tho case of an unfettered soul tho hostess can give her whole mind to her guests. If sh,o is a hostess now to tho buslnnss alio can send for the man ager beforehand and hnvo her dln,ner all planned for her, every detail con sidered, even to tho color of the flow ers and tho pattern on the tablecloth, nnd tho very latest surprise In un epi curean delicacy worked up for tho en vious delectntlon of her guests. Bu' this Is nn ex'.ra. A l'rettjr On to m. They havo so many pretty customs In Jupan connected with tho happi ness of children that even the most in dulgent parents In western countries aro Burprlsed and charmed by the sen timent that always inspires them. Perhaps ono of tho tenderest fanclca la tho planting of a troo at tho birth of n daughter, a treo that is nourished nnd guarded as faithfully as tho llttla llfo It represents, until tho child at tains her eighteenth year nnd marries. Thon this beautiful trco Is cut down, and from Its flue, straight stem nnd brnnches Is made a cabinet or chest ot drawers, which will henceforth hold nil tho treasures of the wedding trotm-. senu. Can thcro bo n moro fitting cus tom to commemorate n daughter's birth than thU, or ono that appeals moro Btrongly to that amlablo trail wo call tho power of associations? IteiilUm. Fond Mother Children, you mustn't fight. Wllllo Wo'ro playlri' Joweler, mamma, and Tommy's a clock out of fix, nnd Jos' keops right on strlkln' whllo I'm trying to twlct his face off The Jeweler's Wookljr. FREAKS OF CYCLONES. SMASHES CHURCH AND WOR SHIPERS, SPARES GAMBLERS. rriit l'ellcd, Tent iriilmrmeil Homo lllcmn Inln Cellar on Tap of IVoplti I jii! Carried a Mile und Thon llrnuglit llnck. (Special Letter.) The Irony of fate frequently nppears In tho antics of tho cyclone. In the town of Shanghai, 111., there stood side by side a church and a saloon. A nar row alley separated thorn. On a certain Sunday morning the church was filled with worshipers, the saloon with gam blers. Inside tho ono were sixty-five devotees of religion; Inside tho other were five devotoce to a game of chance called poker. A tornado descended upon the town nnd struck In tho neigh-, borhood of these two buildings. The church was demolished. Its occupants were killed. Not a shingle on tho sa loon was displaced. The gamblers were unharmed. They ran outside, when the noise of the wreck next door reached them, nnd busied themselves digging olit from the ruins tho bodies of these who had assembled juet across the alley to bo saved. Between Napoleon and Versailles, Ind a party of emigrants camped In n forest, which drewj,hc wrath of the wind gods ono dark night. A path fifty yards wide was cut through this dense mass of trees, throwing tho tall timbers aside like straw flying from the sickle of a mowing machine. The tent containing a party of campers was In tho middle of this road of ruin. Not n thread In its canvas was raveled, not ono of Its sleeping Inmates was maimed. On May 27 a wind storm visited the vicinity of the Bijou hills, in South Dakota. Everything In its course was torn up or driven into the ground. The ground happened to be honey combed with cellars, nnd these re ceived londs of men and women as fast as they could drop into them. All the woodwork In sight was swept away. A family named Clothier occupied one cellar. Mr. Al Clothier heard some thing whiz by his head, and, on looking up, beheld the blado of a large knife quivering against the wall. The blado of It had missed him by an Inch and burled Itself In tho tlat earthen surface against which ho was standing. The knife had been blown from the East man place, n mile away. In the aamo storm the Noble family escaped to a cellar, only to have a horso blown In nfter them. None of tho family sustained Injury of any de scription. A largo stovo fell In upon a party that had taken refuge In a base ment under the Danish Lutheran church at Chamberlain, S. D Injuring no ono. Every monument in tho ad Joining cemetory was blown away. In Newton, Mo on April 27, n fam ily at dinner wero transported In their houso 100 yards across a stream and set down on the opposlto shoro with TREES FELL TENT STOOD, such forca that the oulldlng fell to pieces. Tho floor of tho dlnlng-room descended to the ground with Its load and remalnod intact, without upset ting anything except tho spoon holder nnd cream pltchor on tho table. The walls of the house flow away with the wind. A Dakota twister lifted a cot con taining two children out of a falling cottage, carried It unscathed through tho Hying debris, and set It down two blocks away. Neither of the children was even rolled oft the bed nor In tho least the worse for their perilous flight among tho storm kindlings. A crooning baby was found In a field far from any houso after a cy clone In Wyoming. It was lying on Its back, wholly unscratched, nud when ltd discoverers approached It gazed up Into thplr faces and smiled. Tho par onts ot the waif wero found noarly a quarter of a mile away, burled In tho ruins ot their homo. A small boy In Kansas was caught In tho tall of a whirlwind and carried a mile away, turned with a reversal of the storm, and was brought back to wlthn twenty feet of where ho had been picked up. He was unhurt, save for a shaking up of his nervous sys tem. I. one IlrldiM. Tho length ot somo of the longest bridges in tho world aro as follows: Montrenl, 8,701 feet long; Brooklyn, 5,989 feet long; Dnieper, 4,213 foot long; tho Now Hnvro do Graco bridge, G.000 feot long; bridge ut Homestead, noar Pittsburg, Pa., 5,300 feot long. China has fho longest brldgo In the world; It Is 23,000 feot long; Its mid way la 70 feet wide nnd 70 feet high, there aro "00 arches and each of the pillars, which aro 75 feot apart, bears a pedor.'ol, on which Is tho flgtiro of a Hon twenty-ono feet long nnd mudu out of ono block of mnrble. Keopliig I'Iiihiim Fresh, A pinch of salt or a pleco of charcoal added to the water helps to keep tbo flowers fresh. The water should ba changed every day or It will smell un pleasantly. It costs a lot more to avenge a wrong that It does to forgive It, Ex. DEAD SPOTS. Through Which Nocdln itaj Ho nun Without Cnnslus ruin. Most pooplo havo doubted their eyes when at some conjuring performance they havo seen a man run needles and pins through both cheeks, evincing no pain ns he does so. In reality every person has hundreds of senseless specks of senseless skin all over his body through which ho could run pins, or oven cut them out, without feeling pain. If someone else wero to do so when ho was blindfolded lio would not be even nware of the fact. Physicians call them dead spots; and the reason that ono man can sew his cheeks up, while another could not, U simply bo cause tho former hoppons to have many hundreds of these spots In one place. These dead spots aro caused by tho mlnuto nerves which convey every EonEntlon to tho brain bolng cither ab sent In these particular placos or dead and senseless. But should any ono of our readers allow himself to be blind folded, and then get one ot his friends to prod him gently with a clean needle, say all on one arm, out of ovory hun dred pricks ho will feel only about six ty or seventy nt the most. In tho other cases the needle will have touch dead spots. VERSATILE CONSUL TO CANTON Edward Bedloe, who has gotten Into , trouble by granting American registry Jf CONSUL BEDLOE. to n Filipino filibustering expedition has been in tho consular service ofl and oti since 1878. Prosldont Haycj appointed him consul to Verona, Italy; President Harrison sent him to Amoy and President McKlnloy to Canton. Tin lntter consulship Is one ot tho most Important In tho service, being worth with fees, nbout $15,000 a, year. Dr Bedloe has the reputation of being tin wittiest member of the Clovor club, and n famed ns a story teller In New York Washington, and Philadelphia, It being his proud boast that ho has never told the same story twice, to tho same per; son. His particular forte at n din ner, though, Is Interruptions, and som of tho most sclf-possosscd and quickest men have been "broken up" bjr hl ready repartee. One of his nccom- . pllshmcnts Is mimicry, and ho can im- J ltato all of tho principal actors and statesmen whom ho has seen, whll he can play the banjo with his volci and counterfeit most musical Instru ments. The doctor has made many val uable reports as consul, but ho hiu been rather given to taking long leavci of absence from his post. On ceo oc casion President Harrison, at a Grid iron dinner, alluded to him as tho con sul "from" Amoy, a hint that sent thi Phlladolphlan "to" Amoy by tho next steamer. EX-CONFEDERATE BRIGADIER. In answer to the criticism of the Na tional Union Veterans' association on his appointment of an ex-confederatc ai brigadier genoral of Iowa troops, Gov Shaw has declared that General Lin coln is conceded to be tho best mili tary man In tho state. Genoral Janiw Rush Lincoln was Inspector general ol tho Iowa National guard at the break ing out ot the Spanish war, nnd had been actively connected with the staU militia for many years. He had been GENERAL LINCOLN, military instructor at tho State Agri cultural college at Ames since 1881 General Lincoln's ancestors wero al1 military men. He was born In Mary land In 1845, nnd was only 16 years oi ngo when ho enlisted In the confederate army. Two ot his sons enlisted In thi Spanish war and ono ot them was it the regular army. Kltollitu Should Ito Ventilated. Poorly ventilated, overheated kltch ens, says ono who has given tho mat ter much thought, aro responsible Ic many cases not only for tho provorblai 111 temper of cooks, but for their pre disposition to disease as well. Rheu matism, varicose veins and tubercu losis aro frequent maladies which af flict the cook, whllo alcoholism and a first-class cook are too often synony. mous to be pleasant. Tho reason ad duced for tho prevalence ot the alcoho. habit Is, that men or women workln) In heavy air with odors of food ar seldom hungry, but crave stimulants. A r