THE NORTH PLATTE SEMI-WEEKLY TRIBUNE : TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 8, 1896. avis' Seasonable .Goods Davis, the Bicycle Man, THE VIKING, is the "biking", Best of cycles. THE ELDREDGrE, strictly first class. THE BELVIDERE, a high grade at a popular price THE CRAWFORD, absolutely the best wheel on earth for the money. bars, saddles and pedals. ALL KINDS OP BICYCLE ACCESSORIES. Davis, the Seed Man, Has a full line of ER SEED from the ley Seed Gardens. Davis, the Hardware Man, Big stock of POULTRY NETTING, GARDEN TOOLS, RUBBER Stoves and Ranges. gSTDon't forget Davis, "that no in his line. Samples 3STO- 349 S. fTirsi vTalioiial Ban NORTH PLATTE, NEB. i H. A General Banking A. F. STREITZ ;Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, PAINTERS' WINDOW GLASS,. - DIsua3Q.ei3n.teL Dentsolae A-potlieke. Corner of Spruce and Sixth-sts. WALL-PAPER, PAINT AND OIL DEPOT. WINDOW GLSS, VARNISHES, GOLD LEAF, GOLD PAINTS, BRONZES, ARTISTS' COLORS AND BRUSHES, PIANO AND FURNITURE POLISHES, PREPARED HOU E AND BUGGY PAINTS, K LSOMINE MATERIAL, WINDOW SHADES. ESTABLISHED JULY 1S68. .... 310SPRUCE STREET. R J- BROEKER, 4 MERCHANT TAILOR LITBRY -A.1STJD PEED STABLE (OXd. "Van Doran StaTolo.) srr- tiv m t - v Prices EIjZDIEJIR, &c look. 53F"Northwest corner of Courthouse square. JOS. F. FILLION, Steam and Gas Fitting. Cesspool and Sewerage a Specialty. Copper und Galvanized Iron Cor nice. Tin and Iron Roofings. Estimates furnished. Repairing of all kinds receive prompt attention Locust Street, Between Fifth aud Sixth, INTorth. IPlatte, - Nebraska. FINEST RAMPTYR "ROOM Having refitted our rooms in the finest of style, the pnblic is invited to call and see us, insuring courteous treatment. Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars at the Bar. Our billiard hall is supplied with the best make of tables aud competent attendants will supply all your wants. KEITH'S BLOCK, OPPOSITE .x'flE UNION PACIFIC DEPOT Choice of all kinds of handle BULK GARDEN AND FLOW celebrated Rice's Cambridge Val HOSE and the celebrated Acorn one owes" when in need of any tiling of "bikes" now in. Capital, -Surplus, 50,000.00. $22,500.00 S. WHITE, Pres't., P. A. WHITE, Vice-Pres't. ARTHUR McNAMARA, Cashier. Business Transacted. 5 SUPPLIES, ' . - MACHINE OILS, Spectacles. A Fine Line of Piece Goods to select from. First-class Fife. Excel lent Workmanship. Good Teams, Comfortable !Rigs, Excellent Accommoiaiions for its hmiu Public. TTJ TtffTOTrT PT.ATTP xt Wvttmnt. IRA Ii BARE, Editor and Piiopkietor SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One Year, cash in advance, (1.25. glx Months, cash in advance 75 Cents. Entered at the North Platte (Nebraska) pontoffico as second-class matter. REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE MEETING. The members of the republican county central committee are re spectfully called to meet at the court house, in North Platte, on Saturday, March 14th. 1896, at one o'clock in the afternoon, for the purpose of determining the man ner of selecting delegates to the state convention to be held at Om aha on April 15th, 1896, and for the transaction of such other busi ness as may properly come before the meeting. A full representa tion is desired, as important busi ness reaching through the cam paign of '96 is liable to come be fore the committee. G. C. McAllister, Chairman. THE SIXTH DISTEICT. The Congressional Committee ot the Sixth Congressional district is hereby called to meet in the city of Kearney on Wednesday, March 11, at 2 o'clock p. m., for the transac tion of such business as may prop.- erly come before it. G. H. Cutting. Chairman. P. T. Lambert, Secretary. The library of the average news paper editor is now being enriched with biographical sketches of presi dential possibilities. -.- E. McLerxox, of Sidney, has been announced as a candidate for dele gate to the St. Louis republican convention from this congressional district. He is one of the promi nent republicans of Cheyenne count. The Baltimore & Ohio railroad, the oldest corporation of its kind in the United Stntes, passed into the hands of receivers last Friday evening. The receivers appointed are John G. Cowan and Oscar G. Murray, both of whom have been officers of the ioad. Op the twentj'-eiglit democratic members of the Iowa legislature, only three are in favor of any prop osition for free coinage under the present conditions. Ifthis is an indication ot how the rank and file ot the Iowa democracy stand upon ; the silver question. ex-Gov. Boie must feel rather lonesome. Newspapers in every county in the state weekly record the return of farmers, who under stress of crop failure, and for other reasons, lef the state to seek better locations. Without exception these farmer are glad to g-et back to Nebraska, and will be contented to remain. Investigation has proven that only twenty per cent of children o chool a"fe in Omaha attend the Sunday schools of the various de nominations. There has always been a suspicion that Omaha need ed the services of a few missiona ries, but the suspicion has now be come a painful necessity. The first presidential veto of this session of congress was overridden by the house on last Saturday. The measure was one providing for the leasing of public lands in Arizona, and the vote was 189 to 38. The bill authorizes the governor and local authorities of Arizona to lease the school lands of the territory for educational purposes. According to dispatches from Washington the Nebraska maxi mum freight rate cases, which have been suspended for several vears through the machinery of the law, will be taken up to-da' for argument in the United States sup preme court. J. M. Wool worth ap pears for the railroads and attor ney general Churchill for the state. General Weyler's last proclama tion is to the effect that at the ex piration of fifteen days the Cuban insurgents who refuse to surrender will be treated as bandits," which probably means that they will be massacred. In the laneruasre of Senator Vest "will the United States stand dumbly by while this bloody Spanish general drives the Cubans into a pen and slaughter them." Congressman Hainer has given out for publication a lengthy de fense of his action in booming ex Senator Manderson as a presiden tial candidate, but the defense is not likely to cut any figure in help ing out Manderson. If the ex-sen ator desires to be classed as a dark horse, and it appears in the -convention that McKinley cannot be nominated, then the Nebraska del egation will probably swing to him. This far in advance of the national convention it is safe to say that Nebraska's sixteen votes will be cast for McKinley. On Saturday last Auditor Moore completed. the record of the mort gage nrdebfedc's of Nepr&?t for the year ending December 31st 1895. The total farm, town and city and chattel mortgages filed ior that year show a decrease of $9,183,977. 04 from that of the year ot 1894. To offset this, however, there is a corresponding decrease m the total amount of satisfactions, the satis factions of farm, town, and city and chattel mortgages for 1895 be ing S9.289.577. 42 less than for the same period in 1894. The total de crease of farm mortgages is $4,118, 022.75; total decrease of chattel mortgages $3,237,287.62. In town and city mortgages for 1895 there is a decrease of nearly $2,000,000, and a corresponding decrease in the amount ot satisfactions. The number of sheriffs deeds and other deeds in foreclosure are about the same for the two years. The Chicago saloonists have de cided that something must be done to put a iittle more of a veneer of respectability on their business, and have concluded that the rush ing of the growler is a belittling feature. One of the advocates of reform crowded several extra oc taves into his voice as he urged the abolition of the growler as a needed start toward the suppression of crime. His proposed remedy was to refuse to fill any growler for less than ten cents. The chief crime to be thus suppressed is that of try ing to work a ten-cent growler with a nickel. The growler has grown so that it is often as big as awash boiler, and the trade can't stand it. Crime must be suppressed. Coun cil Bluffs Nonpariel. Tho labor and capital employed in all American manufacturing industries should ponder very deeply just now tho cheering fact, which the latest returns of the bureau of statistics bring to light, that the exports of our manufactured goods in 1895 havo beaten all previous records. New York Herald. The suggestion of the New York Press that The Herald's deliberate distortion of the results shown by our trado statis tics arises because that Democratic pa per is not furnished with brains to com prehend tho compilations may be the correct one. Assuming that this is so, and that tho policy of the paper is di rected by its proprietor, it is some sat isfaction to know that the "cheerful idiot" is a resident of Paris and not of the United States. His latest bit of flim flam was the following : EXPOKTO OF DOMESTIC MANUFACTURES FOR EliUVEK MONTHS, ENDING NOVEMBER 1S04. 1S35. Iron and steel $27,508,011 Cheniicals,drnffs and dyes 7,003,220 531.223.C82 7,970.432 Leather and manufac tures 1S.S00.173 17,012.279 Machinery 12.C15.2-Jo 13.088.273 Glass and glassware 633,593 915, -137 Theso statistics also Bhow beyond cavil or question that no such era of trade prosperity was ever enjoyed by American manufacturing industries generally ns that created by the Wilson law. Ten thousand Republican calam ity howlers cannot gainsay this fact. Of course this Pecksniff had no uso for our imports of similar goods. Ho had no desire to bo honest, even if he knew how. But here aro the imports of the samo classes of goods : IMPORTS OF FOREIGN MANUFACTURE V03 ELEVEN MONTHS, ENDING NOVEMBER 1KM. 1S95. Iron and steel ?18,C23,rSl J23.502.827 Chemicals.drugs and dyes S;7,?;07t5G8 41,451,487 Leather and manufac- - tures 9,534,100 14.803.GStJ Machinery. 1,021,084 1.972, 1G2 Glass and gJossware 5,075,201 6,905.874 The extent of tho "era of trade pros perity" that is now being "enjoyed by American manufacturing industries" can be ascertained by placing side by side tho increase in our exports and the increase in our imports of these different classes of goods. We omit "machinery" because it ia already included in the "iron and steel" manufactures, and the totals would inaccurately represent our foreigu trado statistics if "machinery" were given again as a separate class of goods. Here is the trado balance that tho "cheerful idiot" of un-American journalism failed to present in his ac counting : INCREASE ITOn KLEVKN MONTHS, ENIJINO NOVEM BER, 161)5. Loss to American Foreign nianufac tznpcrts. turcrs. I4.8U3.S40 11,184,075 American exports. Iron and steel $3,024,771 Chemicals, drugs and dyes 93S.2I2 Leather and man ufactures 413.10! Glass and glass ware 81,844 4.K3,C7P 3,155,7e7 5 20S,SW 1,795,790 1.CG0.G10 l.S38,7fiG Totals f8,057.933 JJC.032.331 $7,974,328 ! h wage earner who wants to build Tho "cheerful idiot" shows that our j ? hf for his fa.u,i ,VIith ff,e? Inni exports of theso four classes of Ameri- ' Jcr ll0 promised a "cheap house, can goods wero $8,057,933 larger iu 11 f er dutlcs 011 "a,Ls re . to months of 1895 than in 1894. The oth- help every man to o;yn his owncas lo. or. mq nf M'nor- 0hnW t w. Thcs0 ro tlio promises. Tneso aro tho onr imnnrfrs nf Ritnilnr fnritn nnnd.q in- creased by $16,032,331. Tho balance of - v 0 a - trade against us was $7,974,398 in the 11 months. This is "the cheering fact." The increase in what we bought is prac tically just double the increase of what we sold. Ior every dollar's wortn ot trade captured in the markets of the world we have lost $2 worth of trado in the iron aud steel, chemical, leather and glass trades at home. The "cheerful idiot" says that "Dem ocratic newspapers should make the country ring with the announcements of these statistics." We don't believe they will. "Tho cheering fact" will be too muchfor them. Continue Their Record. Failures for the past week have been much larger in magnitude, numbering 895 in the United States against C78 last year. Dun's Review, Jan. 18. And it is the "solid returns," tho "left overs" from 1893, that aro being knocked out now. This is "the cheering fact" Senator Prltchard's Sentiment. It is the policy cf the Republican party to not only extend ample protec tion to the manufacturers of the New England states, but it is the policy of the Republicau party, as evinced by all the legislation it has enacted iu tho past, to likewise extend protection to every article in which the southern peo ple are interested. Hon. Jeter C , Highest of all in Leavening ABSOLUTELY PURE ONLY WAGES CHEAP. DEMOCRATIC PROMISES OF PROVE FALLACIOUS. 18S2 Prices of Goods to Consnmers Make a Sharp Advance "Cheap" Things Existed omy In the Minds of Freo Trade Liars How the People's Burdens Were Reduced. The effort of congress will be to ro duce the burdens of the people, not to in crease them ; to cheapen living, not to render it more costlv. New York World, Nov. 14, 1892. This is a eample of the Democratic promises of 1892. Every paper and ev ery politician that favored freo trade was, at that time, spreading broadcast the wildest statements as to the won derful cheapness of goods that would follow their success in the national elec tions. We have shown, from facts com piled by Dun's review, that prices in cotton goods, woolens, silk, iron manu factures, boots and shoes were all high er at the end of 1895 than at the open ing of that year. But Bradstreet's has examined this subject of "cheaper prices" even more extensively, and, in its issue of Jan. 11, 1S96, gave such in teresting facts that we quoted them more fully because thoy give tho lie direct to every free trader's promise of "cheap ness:" "Among food products which are higher than on April 1, 1895, are wheat, eggs, butter, milk, molasses, mackerel, sugar, peas, apples, peanuts and raisins ; as compared with six months ago the list is found to be smaller, consisting of eggs, butter, cheese, mackerel, milk, molasses, sugar, peas, raisins and cur rants, while as compared with quota tions for Oct. 1, 1895, higher prices for food products include those for wheat, flour, beeves; sheep, rnuttou, eggs, but ter, cheese, molasses, mackerel, sugar, rice, peas, apples, cranberries, peanuts, raisins and currants, indicating a much inoro extensive advance in quotations for staple food commodities during the past three months than had been pre sumed from some market reports." This list comprises pretty nearly ev ery commodity that the average family needs for its daily existence. A "much more extensive advance in quotations for staple food commodities" is not quite thesamo nsthopromisoof "cheap er prices." But let us look at tho cloth ing list: "Quotations for textiles, raw and manufactured, which are higher than they wero on April 1 last, include cot ton, wool, hemp, silk, flax, print cloths, eastern sheetings, ginghams and south ern sheetings, and the list is practical ly the same for those higher today than on July 1 last, tho exception being southern sheetings." Besides tho advauco in the prices of article of food thrro has also been a "much moro oxtensivo advance in quo tations" of wearing apparel and house hold articles. Now for the products of the mines : "Quotations today as contrasted with July 1, 1895, show advances for iron ore, No. 3 southern pig iron aud lead, and as compared with prices on April , 1895, present quotations show ad vances for iron oie, eastern anthracite, No. 2 southern pig, besseiner pig, steel billets, rails and beams, copper, lead and quicksilver. " Moro money has to bo paid, too, for articles made cf iron, lead, steel aud copper. Firo and light, as well, are more expensive, as the following shows : "Circular prices for bituminous coal, southern and Conueibville coke aro higher today than on Oct. 1 last aud as compared with July 1 last, when an ad vance for anthracite coal must bo added. Tho like is true when prices are com pared with quotations cn April 1, 1895. Crude and rofiued petroleum, castor oij. and turpentine aro all higher today than they wero on Oct. 1, but as com pared with July 1 iLo list for thoso which are higher today includes refined petroleum, cottonseed oil, castor oil aud turpentine, and as contrasted with prices on April , 1895, higher prices today aro thoso for crude ant refined petro leum, naphtha, castor oil and rosin." Even tho sick man has to pay more money for his castor oil, Other drugs and chemicals are dearer too. Not much inducement is offered either facts : "Among building materials brick, nails, glass, pine, spruce and hemlock are higher than they were three months ago, und the like is true as compared with six months ago, with the excep tion of hemlock, and a similar state ment may be made in reference to nine mouths ago. with tho exception of the quotations for brick and for hemlock." We might enlarge tho list. But it is not necessary. Friends of protection have proof enough that the Democratic cry of "cheap prices" was a fraud. Al most tho only "cheapening" has been in wages. Freo Trcdo Results. No branch of manufacture ha3 inado I progress. Dun 'a Review, Jan. 18. What's the matter? We still have freo wool. We still have tho Gorman tariff. And we still have a Democratic admin istration. Is this the trouble? The Can bo Removed. We fail to see such cause for alarm about our financial conditions as the free trado papers exhibit. They forget en tirely that ilr. Cleveland and his for-? eign emissaries will not be permitted to run the country further ino debt. Congressman Hermann. It is a relief, sir, to knew that the day has already dawned for a return to American policies and American -institutions. Hon. Binger Hermans of Olf BO Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report hA Baking A GOPHER AS A HYPNOTIST. Held by Its Glltterlnsr Eye, Kabbli Awnited Certain Death. A gopher snake atEscoudidoha3 been the cause of much earnest discussion among local naturalists recently. The qxiestiou (ljscnssetl wa .Do Snakes i Charm or Hypnotize Their Prey?" One of tho naturalists had the unusual but fortnnate experience at Escondido of happening upon a largo gopher snake just as the reptile was about toover couio a trembling cottontail rabbit and envelop tho animal in its deadly coils. For some time the naturalist watched the snake's movements It was within 10 or 12 inches of the apparently fascinated rabbit. Silently and almost imperceptibly the snake had wormed its way nearer and nearer to its victim. Its eyes glistened with an intense brightness. Not u movement did it make which might alarm tho timid rabbit. The forked touguo, which to the eyo of a human being is so repulsive aud intended to bo terrifying, appeared to exert an entirely different influence upon tho mind of the innocent rabbit. This darting tongue either excited tae victim's curiosity or caused tho animal to so concentrate its mind on the snako's tongue as to throw that mind into a hypnotic condition of such strength that it could not break the spell and run away from impending death. The forked tongue darted out of tho snake's mouth almost as regularly aud rapidly as tho needle of a sewing machine lises and falls in the cloth. The lithe body crept nearer and nearer. The ::iubit was mo tionless. Its eyo was fixed on the pierc ing eye of the .Miaka Even the waving of tho wind kissed shrubs about the rabbit failed to bre.sk the spell, and softly and slowly grim death in snake form wreathed its folds about tho crea ture. Then was the spell broken. To tho naturalist who watched tho capture of the rabbit it appeared as if the snako had certainly fascinated the animal. As a gopher snake is not poi sonous and has no well developed fangs, its only means of killing prey is by con strictiou. In order to catch an animal it seems almost necessary for the snake to fascinate the victim. Washington Post. HE HESITATED. But the lover Discovered That Ills Objec tion Was a mistaken One. The doting father was reflective. "You will find Mabel a splendid housekeeper," he said at last. Tho lover's face was blanched. "I I had not heard of her accomplish ments in that direction, " he said hesi tatingly. "Then it must come to you in tho na ture of a glorious surprise," returned her father, ' 'for I assure you there is nc moro careful housekeeper in the city." "I presume, " faltered the yotmg man, "that she takes a very pardonable pride in her ability in that line." "Of course, of course, rfhe is natural ly prond of her economical management of a household." Tho young man groaned. "I never knew but one woman who was considered a really first class house keeper,' he said, "and I had hoped that Mabol would havo none of those traits. I do not like to eat up to an average." "Eat up to an average!" exclaimed the old man. "Yes. According to my understand ing of tho subject, a good housekeeper is one who allows no waste. She studies your hnuger and your capacity for about a week, strikes an averago and then in sists that you must eat up to it ever aft ,er. If yon don't- eat enough, she grum bles about tho waste, raid if you eat too much somebody will find a shortage, and she will call your attention to the fact that you wero far below tho average the day before and caused cousiderable waste." ''I see your point," returned tho old man, but yen niisunrtorstauu mo. i paid she was a good huusckcoper, not a good boarding house keeper." Chicago Post. Goes to Church Onco a Year. Of all Catholiu sovereigns King Leo pold of Belgium is assuredly the least devout. He goes to church and attends divino service only once a year that is, on his namesda A special service is performed in honor of tho event at the aucient cathedral of Ste. Gudule, which everybody belonging to the male sex attends in fall uniform. The king is received in grand ecclesiastical state by tho prelates of tho kingdom and by tho clergy of the basili-a at the main entrance, and marches in procession up the central aisle under a magnificent canopy to his seat within tho chancel rails. He carries in his hand a gorgeous ly bound mass book, which he peruses with an appearance of devotion through out tho ceremony, and which on his re turn to the palace at Laeken is locked up once more out cf sight until the re currence of St. Leopold 'h day 12 mouths later. St. Paul Dispatch. A 3Ilsapprelicn8lon. "Isn't it astonishing how cheap matches are made nowadays?" asked the statistical passenger. "Eef you mean to insult me, sare," said the foreign looking passenger, "horo is my carte. I hold myself, sare, at no less than one million of your American dollars!" Cincinnati En quirer. Eyeless Worms. Worms that have no eyes are believed to gain information of the presence of light from some other sense thau that of sight. Light is always dangerous to ail earthworm, and when taken from the parth and placed in tho light a worm will always exhibitnueasiness and make an effort to conceal itself. The drag used for recovering bodies I from the bottoms of ponds or streams is j modeled after the well known grapple ' plant, a thorny bush common in South America and Africa. The orchids are true parasites, grow ing on other plants and drawing their substance from them and from tho air. JIM AUD WENCH SOLD. UNCLE SAM'S TEAMSTERS HATED TO SEE THE FAITHFUL PAIR GO. And tlio Worst of It Was That They Were to Bo Separated For More Than Twen ty Years They Had Been Together In the Service of the Government. "At 15! At 15! Going at 15! Who Do I hear it? Only $15 says tho half? for thi3 mule? Why, gentlemen, she's worth more'u that if she never did an other lick o' work. Whoa, Wench, you little old darling ! Fifteen dollars I am offered I Can't I get tho half? Fifteen once! Do I hear the half? No?. Fifteen twice ! Third and last call and sold to Mr. Carl for 15." And the auctioneer, who was also the civilian clerk in the post quartermaster's office, tenderly ca ressed the face, gray with age, of the Jittle brown mule, and, brushing his hand across his own eyes, walked slowly back to his desk in the office. Wench wa3 led off to the blacksmith shop to be branded on ' the left of the neck, "I. C. S." "inspected, condemn ed, sold." Twelve other mule3 had passed under the hammer ahead of her that morning and then to the branding iron. Tho last one before her was Jim, whose neck was still smoking with the burning mark of condemnation. He had gone for $15.50. Two years ago the quartermaster had picked ont Wench and Jim to submit to the inspector for condemnation, but one at a time tho teamsters had all come to plead for their retention, and he had yielded to fhoir entreaties. Last year again he had marked thorn for the list, but again" gave way to the teamsteiu. But this timo the chief quartermaster stepped in with his authority, and, re marking that there was no place in the quartermaster's department for senti ment, ordered Wonch and Jim to bo condemned aud sold. For moro than a scorn of years these two little beasts havo faithfully served tho government, and all this time they have beon mates. Iu the pack train they jogged along togother; in the wagon train thoy pulled over the same spreader; in tno camp tney ato out or tno same feed box; in tho stable they stood in tho samo stall ; in the corral they were al ways found sido by side. Tonight, for tho first time in this quarter century, thoy will be apart, for Jim was bought by ilr. Hammond, and Wench was knocked down to Mr. Carl, and Uncle Sam's exchequer is richer by 30.50. No place for sentiment in tho quar termaster's department ! Of course not, yet "breathes there tho man with souj so dead" that he does not believe these two little dumb creatures will miss each ether thi? night and many a night? As tho sale went on tho toamstow stood on one sido like mourners at a comrade's burial; on the other, the farmers aud ranchmen and contractors and lumbermen from 20 miles around, all there to bid in as cheap . as possible the mules tho quartermaster's depart ment was dono witn. Against tho namo of each mule on tho list stood the legend, "Old and worn out in service." There were old Rooneyand Bevis and Boss and Schaeffer and tho rest of tho tflumstprs who bnvn drivfln and nnnbpft rnnL?n ittn inn rTn run r- r i n c rr yi mountain and prairie. Are they to bo laughed at for wearing sad faces now i Yet they bore tho ordeal like men good aud true until Jim was led ont. Then you could Eee their sleeves, one after another, drawn across their eyes. "This here's awful, boys, " old Rbouey remarked. "I can't stand it. I'd rather see the gover'ment bust than see them two mules sold." "You're right, Roouey," old Bevis spoke. "A gover'ment mean enough to sell them two 'mules ain't fit to stand." But thoir comrnouts woro stopped by tho auctioneer's third and last call on poor little Jim. After tho sale was over a farmer, wearing n canvas overcoat that hu had bought at a previous sale of condemned stuff and that bore in the middle of tho back tho big black letters, "I. C," stepped up to tho teamsters and asked why they hated so much to seo tho last two mules sold. "Why?" afckfld old Schaeffer, half an gry, tossing tno luoisturo on his wrin kled cheek. "Because they're tho best friends wo ever had. Thorn two mules was back with the pack train tho day Custer aud his men was wiped out. They totod packs during all tho 187(5 and 1877 campaigns 'gin tho Indians, They're tho best pair of leaders that was ever in this corral. They can drive tho'aelves, and iu their young days, Whenever there was a fight or hkeery placo to gq through or a hard pull to make, they was the first ones called for. They he'ped haul the Seventh from hero to Rilev, and tho Eighth from there up horo. There's never been a campaign cr a march from this post that them mules ain't gone on it. And they've never been separated till today, an durned if I b'lievo thoy 'II work a lick by the' selves. Do you, Bevis?" "I sho' hopo thoy won't," this old fellow answered bitterly. And they walked away to tho teamsters' mess, New York Herald. , An Adventure In tlio Sahara. Tartarin narrated hiu latest oxploits in tho desert I was sinking deep er and deeper into tho sand, and I owe my preservation solely to tho fact of my being preniatnrely and, completely bald." "You are jesting." "Not at all. Tho sun was shining fiercely, a strong wind was blowing at. the time; the sand drifted about my feet and rose gra. ualiy higher until it reach ed my chest in short, thero was soon nothing to b seen of mo above tho saud but a light e.jvation as round as an egg; that was my skull. An ostrich, happen ing to pass t. at way, closely pursued by the hunters, came and squatted on my head. It was beginning to hatch mo when its pursuers came to my rescue. Fanfare. Physicians aver that there aro disease and death in storing woodeu blocks from old pavements in cellars for fuel. Sev eral cases of typhoid aud diphtheria have been traced to this cause. It is well to remember a single decaying cabbage or a bushel of turnips in tho basement has poisoned the air of the entire house. Damp cellars alone are sources of dis ease. Millions of fungi grow in a night upon damp walls, ripen, and pass off in the air and often are tho direct source of fatal epidemics. Fire that will dry the walls of the hcuso is the very best of rJfelnfecrautvOhitraj lows Ocean. . f