I THE TRIBUNE. NORTH PLATTE, - NEBRASKA. There are fifty breweries in Chicago, . and when Milwaukee is annexed to the lake city the .number will be nearly . doubled. That the Sleeping-ear porters have not disposed of .the Cook gang looks , like a black eye for tjue .ginnlia simil . ibus theory. As yet the only bond ,.of union be t tween the cities which are to compose Greater New York iis .a ..bridge, and t.ven that is in .suspense. The knock-out blo.wiin the Syracuse "theater retired tvw pugilists ..who were posing as actors, iind to that extent at Je.ast it elevated the stage. Boston is now using- u red .street lamp to locate fire-alarm boxes and a green lamp at police stations, apd the effect, at night is found ,to .be .ji.uite picturesque. A JiKEXCHMAX, M. Turpin, has in vented a new mitrailleuse which, it is claimed, fires as fast as 3,.J50 men cap. with repeating rilles for a minute. The projectile is an explosive bullet- THE PNEUMATIC TIBJE. AW IXVE.VTOR TELLS OP TJHIXGS THAT CXS UE STOIVKD IX JT. Trwelix Ilrtr TaniiK. Modern Smuggler, Table THoe u-uA -Green Goods Man'n Compsnlon-IlrJUfJa Day JUiead for "IVliReliuen. In a little room oa the top floor -of a tall east side tenement dwells Percy Sellers Krankwit, a hopeful, cheery little man, with bent shoulders and hair aud beard already touched by the frosts of time. Percy chose this little room because the sun sliinos through one of its two windows nearly all day long, and here he labors day and night at the inventions which he firmly be lieves will one day make him rich be yond the dreams of avarice, say the New York Herald. "Take a seat," he said cordially to a. visitor who found him out the other day. "I'm sorry I've nothing better A numbei: of earnest men are dig ging for the body of Queen Hoadicea, at Parliament Hill, England. They declare that the recovery of her body is the one great issue now before the English people. The case qf the New York woman who died leaving $3,000,000 and has cut off her second husband without a penny is another illustration of the peril of marrying for money. Some bodv is sure to "-.t cheated. Its frightful 1 think that the death of a woman may have been due, as charged, to blood poisoning from the use .of unclean instruments. Not long ago a San Franeiseo doctor was found to have carried the seeds of fatal disease from bedside to bedside because he neglected to clean his fin ger nails witji sufficient care. The United States army is now equipped with a balloon corps in charge of an expert aeronaut whose headquarters are in or somewhere over Fort Logan. Whether the bat tery of gas-bags includes a rain-making outfit is not stated, though it would seem that artillery of that sort might occasionally come handy in an engagement. for extinguishing KEEPINC THE thrmiim . ,mirmn i One of the recent suicides was in harmony with the philosophy of liv ing and dying that is supposed to be peculiar to the closing years of this century. The suicide had lived a life of elegant leisure, denying himself nothing that he cared to enjoy, and then when the ftline sort of existence was no Ipngec posihlg he quietly cut the cord of his ljfe5 It is agreeable news to hear thai many hunters in the Maine woods go around with cameras, and their sole hope and endeavor is to get a sharp sjiot at a detr, moose or other Asrge game. Under thw new system the jh?st hunter is the one who can show the most photographic representations of the denizens of the forests in their natural surroundings. The extention of the civil service rules to new classes of postoffice em ployes is a step in advance. It ought to be followed by the inclusion of all persons connected with the postoflico department except the postmaster general and his assistants, who are chiefs of division. The postoffice should be no more subject to politics than the array and navy. The German kaiser has decided that artificial teeth are to be pro vided free of charge to the soldiers, on the ground that they will be bettei able to render good gcrvica with sound teeth than with molars which ache or are inadequate Jr, pU"2Pes of mastication- This, means that every soldier who lias un sound teeth must haVe them pulled. As Utilised by the Green Goods Sinn. than an .old cane bottom chair to put you in, but if you will call ou me next month, or perhaps we had better say the month after, you will find me in much better .quarters. You needn't look for me here then, for I'm going to mora." "Where do you expect to move to?" inquired the caller. "Well, I intend to go to the Fifth Avenue hotel, but I think the Savoy or the Plaza will suit me better, be cause I like to be near the Park. Yes," he continued, as he saw his visitor glance about the room and look skep tical at the mention of the expensive hotels, "you must remember that Good year ana Edison and every great In ventor has been poor. All I'm waiting for is to perfect my new and wonderful inventions and get them patented and I'll have all the money I want." "And what are your Inventions?" "My inventions, or rather my discov eries, are all based upon one principle, just as all the so-called Edison inven tions spring from the solitary principle of the sound of waves. I have been studying the possibilities of the pneu matic tire and I expect to revolutionize society before I get through. I suppose you've often noticed these bicycles go ing about the streets with big pneu matic tires on their wheels? Well, did you never think of the amount of waste room there was in those round bits of rubber pipe? I thought of it a year peo, and now 111 show you a few of the tfiingB that I have worked out since then." With a SplKot of Possibilities. - As he said this the inventor took from tis work table a tire fitted with a, gman m&tnl spigot similar to thoseL used in drawing, ale or Deer. . ' "This," he remarked, "is m;traveHj log beer tunnel. 'The tire is filled witpr beer at the hprinninc of he ImirnevAi and whenever the rider becomes thirs ty, or desires to secure the good will of the natives through whose country he Is passing, he simply takes a little cup from his pocket and draws the beer through the spigot. On hot days he can ride liis machine into a cool stream or lake, and In half an hour his beer will be of the proper temperature for drink ing." "Wonderful!" exclaimed the visitor. "My dear sir, that beer tunnel Is, af ter all, but a primitive Idea," rejoined the Inventor calmly. "Now I will show you how the same principle may be de veloped. For instance, here Is a tire divided Into four compartments, each one of which is provided with a spigot similar to the one I have just shown you. One of these- compartments con tains whisky, another red wine, another rum and another brandy. Before long every bicycle club will contain one of these invaluable tires, which will be i bicycle arranged flames couM i-rlde rforest -and. -extinguish the fire as lie went. Ah," if I had only had hat ma chlne perfected at the time of those big fires in Michigan! Ilere is a bicycle fitted with -extra large tires, and de signed for use In the Canada border. In olden times the smuggler used to use tinuffled oars when he rowed, and was sometimes the proprietor of & long, low. rakish looking craft, as you doubtless remember. The smuggler of the .future will wear knickerbockers and long -woolen stockings, and will ride on his long, 'low, rakish looking bicycle across the line which divides Canada from this country." "But in the event. of free trade-' "The European market will always fce.opeu. and Is, after all, a much better -one than our own so ;far as this parti cular Invention is concerned," rejotoed Mr. Krankwit. -"But now I would like to show you two or three other applications of my great principle. For instance, here is an ingenious device toy which elec tricity Js generated inside the tire, simply ;by trus motion of the wheel, and the force thus obtained finally becomes strong enough to pro pel the machine and Its rider up hill and down, ithus almost realizing the un discovered and much talked .of per petual motion. A theatrical -company mounted on wheels thus arranged could escape the rapacity of hotel land lords, and successfully defy the rail road companies. Then here is another invention which I expect will become very popular in the amusement busi ness. It Is notmog more nor less tnan a set of tires arranged in the form of a music box. and as the rider propels himself along the wheels play a num ber of popular airs. Half a dozen act ors and actresses mounted on these wheels could ride through the principal streets of a town, and give, as they travel, a concert fully as good as that usually furnished by a circus or min strel baud. And as the people would be unable to see where the music came from they would be 6ure to make a tremendous sensation." "What are those very large wheels intended for?" asked the caller, who by this time had become very much In terested in the iuventor and his remar- kable schemes. DEVIL AT BAY. .Haw -the 'Chinese Circumvent the Enemy of Mankind at a Funeral. .A'Chinose-foneral is a constant sue pession of-efforts to cheat the uevil, who is supposed to be lying in wait locapture .the soul of the departed. $k long as the body remains in the house .the -soul is safe, for the devil cannot .come in; the risk begins when the funeral procession starts. When re.ady .to .march great quantities of firecrackers and pyrotechnics that jmit much smoke are set off in front f the door, and under cover of the smoke the pallbearers start at k lirely trot, run to the nearest sorner, turu it as quickly as they :an and stop -short. This is done for the purpose of throwing the devil off the tack, since it is well known that he cannot easily turn a eorner, and, to aid in the deception, whenever a corner is turned more fireworks are burned. By dint of turning quickly and trotting as fast as they can the bearers finally arrive at the cemetery, but do not enter .the gates, but go through a hole in the surrounding in slosure, for they know that the baffled devil will be waiting for them t the entrancs. In the cemetery the soul is. comparatively safe, though to make the matter p3feetly secure the discharge of firecrackers is kept up until all the.rites are ended. SCIENTIFIC HATTERS. JATEIt Kfc'J'IXG JXFOR3IATXO W TUB .CURIOUS. This AVIth Tire "Would Win Wooden Horse. "That is a sulky wheel fitted with the same electrical appliance that I have just shown vou. A sulky so ar ranged could be brought on the track with a wooden horse in front of it and win any race by simply propelling itself and the horse with the power in its own wheel tires. But here is my latest invention and you will agree with me that it is strictly up to date. Of course I have to be very enreful In placing these on the market, because I don't want to get myself into trouble. but in less than six months you will see dozens of them in Central Park every afternoon. This tire is divided Left Handedness. A French physician mentions a surious case of left-handedness. One child in a certain family was left' handed, -Xt3&n-' .second appeared at the age of one year also to be left handed. It was then learned that the mother alv:i3'S carried her child on her left arm. She was advised to 2arry her child on her right. The in fant, having its right arm free, began to grasp objects with it, and soon be came right-handed. SKntlsrlrt -n.H n. Disinfectant The Treatment of Ulcers Shot Klrlnj? In .Mines Another Car i'eudrr-Ia- Ktin.eti.ve Attitudes. j One of the most ardent of modern ; physiological experimenters islDr. Kit asato. a Jap. who is as well known in the scientific circles of the Western hemisphere a he is in the far Fast. Dr. Kitasato has recently performed j an important series of experiments with the object of elucidating the bac- i toriology and intimate pathology of the j butwnie plague which is now raging j in Hong Kong. 'Hie plague is discov- j ered to be bacterial hi causation, and displays in its progress the usual char- acteristics of bacterially produced dis- j eases. Beyond the determination of the physiological effects of the disease ! in the laboratory. Dr. Kitasato has de veloped the lact that the dust of ihe rooms in which persons suffering from bubonic plague are confined is charged with the specific bacteria to a greater or less extent, and that the disease may j bo effectually introduced from it. ' Moreover. Dr. Kitasato has demon- ; i strated what mav be of the utmost val- ! ut in the future treatment of diseases . of kindred type, the fact that the bac- , teria are destroved in a few hours by r.re of this fender Is that the body fall ing upon the fender is raised above the ground, and is retained as In a basket. This makes It impossible for a person to come In contact with the ground or any part of the car frame, and no matter how he may fall he can not be drawn beneath the car or wheels. The collapsing of the net takes off the shock which would occur on a rigid fender or the ground. The fender Is fitted with extensible wings, which can either be removed from the car or adjusted so as to prevent the pedest rian from being struck by the steps of the car or from falling off. Under the front edge of the fender Is a rubber roller, which, when the car tilts for ward, acts as a wheel and offers no resistance. Neither of the experiment ers suffered the slightest injury; the man struck the fonder head first, and the woman, on falling into the net. stretched out her arm and steadied her self by resting her hands on the wing of the fender. Shot Flrlni? In .Mines. A new machine is being made i I r ranee for electric shot firing. With the introduction of new explosive ag : ents. a demand has arisen for iraprov- ed means of firing them, and such j means constitute an important part of tne appliances useu irr masting opera tions as carried on in mines and quar ries. The definition of an electric fuse is that it consists of a charge of some explosive substance suitablv placed in the circuit of an electric current, which - -Mr a. Zouisa 21 a! loch !! ItVAeli AalTvAlllll All II m Hlr?MVII I IWUHIvMins And I was a constant sufferer. The poison in my blood made mv limbs a solid mas3 of wtr. I happened to read an advertisement of Bood's H oocPs S(Usa- t parilla ures Sarsaparilla in tho paper ind I at once prevailed apon my husband to let mo try it. I sotono bot tle and it did mo so much ?ood that I kept using it until I had taken twelve Dottles, and now I am entirely cured, ilas. Locisa Matlock. Bonita, Texas. Hood's PillS are purely vegetable. Cc ISuMBai WILL OTJJRE CATARRH The Musienl Wheel. into two compartments, one of -which contains rolls of good new treasury notes and the other neatly done up packages of sawdust. The country man is taken out for a bicycle ride through the park, aud in a shady dell his companion dismounts, sells nim the green goods and then puts the stuff away for safe keeping in the tire of his machine. At the end of their jour ney he simply opens the other compart ment; you understand, I suppose?" "Your inventions are indeed wonder ful, and fhcre ts a mint of money in every one of them," said the cler 5 he rung Mr. Krankwlt's hand and iorted to descend the narrow stalr- If is now claimed thut Pugilist liiordan, was not killed by the knock out blow of Pugilist Fitzsimmons but by the autopsy which was held soon after. This presents a novel defense for murder and threatens novel com plications. If the jury should take this view of it and acquit Fitz simmons, will the surgeons who held tho auiopsy be indicted as the real, murderers? " case. "Gall on me at the Savoy in six weeks and I'll have something new to show you,'cried the inventor from the landing. The criticisms on travelers who are accused of cowardice in not meeting train robbers "in a bodv" are unjust. The train robber is there on business ' and ready for business. The traveler' is not. lie is out, practically, for' pleasure and is consequently in much' the same position as the fisherman caught unawares by a bull, and it is. not to be expected that he should. fight a train robber at such odds just for the fun of the thing. It is to be regretted that the real drama is not patronized in tho West with that will and energy it seems to deserve. This must be the case, how ever, or Champion Jim Corbett would not have been compelled to descend to that soubrette dodge of having his diamond belt stolen. The United States consul general in Melbourne sees a great field for the sale of American mining apparatus in Australia, but he advises minors not to go to that country without money enough to last them at least six months. Germany will never know -jrhat she is missing if 6he decides to shut out a part of this year's American apple crop, as she has already done .the meat. Pork and apple sauce will not be on the Teuton's bill of fare this winter, and that in itself is enouga to raise a revolt. The difference between the man who advertises and the man who don't is- the one finds his floors crowded and his shelves empty, and the other finds hi shelves c rowded and his floors empty. 1 -vat. a The Table D'Hote Wheel, placed on the wHeel of some responsi ble member of every party that goes out on a cycling tour. Now, here Is the same principle still farther de veloped. This is what I call my table d'hote tire, which is divided into ten compartments instead of four, and each compartment contains what you might call a little trap door. When the wheel man determines to partake of his din ner he sits down under the shade of a tree, takes his wheel in his lap, extracts knife, fork, spoon and napkin from com partment No. 1, then lifts the trap door of the next compartment for his soup, takes his fish from No. S and so on, turning the wheel as he eats until he -winds up with a cup of coffee, and de posits his nankin and table ware in the compartment from which he took them. That is what I call a rather in genius device, and I can assure you, sir, that it will not be long before you will see companies of wheelmen and wheelwomen seated by the roadside, with their wheels in their laps, and en joying themselves as much as if they were eating a dollar table d'hote din ner In New York." "That is, indeed, a remarkable inven tion," exclaimed the visitor, as he care fully examined the table d'hote wheel, "but after all it is, as you say, merely a higher development of the useful but primitive beer tunnel, which you showed me a few minutes ago." Bicycle for Dltlrwther. "And are not all of Edison's inven tions based on the idea of the sound wavesT' inquired Mr. Krankwit, plac ing a sly forefinger on his nose as he spoke "Now, I'll show you something on rather a different line. This is a tire filled with the same material that is placed in those patent fire extin guishers that you see in large manu tactories. A brave man mounted on a KSduiHiiH 5- oiinlmoK sUX The little insect drops gently and daintily down on the spot it has select ed for its attack, and the descent of so llght'and airy a being is likely to leave the victim unconscious of its presence, unless he has actually seen it settle. Then the proboscis is pointed down ward, and the tiuy Hps that form its tip pressed the flesh. The bristles with in the gutterlike sheath being then pressed together into one solid boring imement, their common tip Is forced down on the flesh, and as they enter the wound, the trough in which they were lying- separates from them in the middle, and becomes bent toward the insect's breast, the two little lips all the while holding on tight. The greater part of the length of the stilettos is then plunged into the vic tim's flesh, and the blood is drawn up the fine Interstices of the composite borer. The wound, though six instru ments are concerned in making it, is extremely minute. Our Household In sects. Charon's Krror. Satan ordered the windows op ened it once. "Christopher," he exclaimed, "what an awful odor!" Lucifer nod ded. "Yoiijiiajesty," he explained. "Charon mustliave got mixed with his passenger list and .sent that india rubber man up here hy mistake." It seemed a very plausible theory. The Scapegoat. "Everything that is done in this house is always blamed onto me," sniffled the small boy, "an' I'm jist gittin' tired of it. I'll run away, that's what I'll do. Doggone if I mean to be the Li Hung Chang of this family any longer." rvetr Kules for Ulnjjnoslnp Lung Disease Cincinnati, Ohio, Dec. 3. Special. An edition of 300.000 copies of Prof. W. K. Amick's new treatise on lung diseases has just been sent out to phy sicians by the Amick Chemical com pany, compounders of Dr. Amick's Chemical Treatment. Old practitioners sar the book contains the most com plete set of rules for diagnosing con sumption ever published. The disease is divided into distinct phases and stages, enabling the least experienced to determine the condition of the pa tient's lungs. Indications for treating complications are given, together with .many valuable prescrhmons. The company will distribute"" 'from Cincin- Bait- wire irec fatiion to rconsumn- tires thrpuMhoAa. lBdian h Via Wv.lHb nwnK VTClflWr-Tr a.' latter "fmw iGaaiipqtcs Kglhuahii and back agaia lai fre teflf, the distance being nearly SOO.sailes In some parts where the Tarahumaris serve the Mexicans they are used to rnn in the wild horses, driving them into corral; it may take them two or three da's to do it, sleep ing at night and living on a little pin ole. They bring in the horses thorough ly exhausted, while they themselves are still fresh. They will outrun any horse if you give them time enough. They will pursue deer in the snow, or with dogs, in the rain, for days and days, until at last the animal is corner ed and shot with arrors. or falls an easy prey from- .sheer exhaustion, its hoofs drdpping off. A Long Nam?. An English farmer presented his first-born for christening at his parish church with twenty-six Christian names selected from scrip ture, representing every letter of the alp habet. Only with the greatest difficulty could the clergyman per suade the farmer to content himself with the first and last of the appeia tives proposed. The name of the un fortunate infant was to have been Abel Benjamin Caleb Daniel Ezra Fe lix Gabriel Haggai Isaac Jacob Kish Levi Manoah Nehemia Obadiah Peter Quartus Rechab Samuel Tobiah Uz ziel Vaniah Work Xvustus Yariah Zechariah Jinkins. substance is to be acted upon by the exposure to the direct rays of the sun. 1 current to produce an explosion. Ex Tliis sterilizing action of sunlight has actly how the current acts depends hitolv boon the subject of some most upon the nature of its source. If it be r l'rlco CO Cents. 3 App'yBalm into iiLVfcKOS.,5iVi arrenbt...S V. important experiments. Prot. Marshall Ward has shown the bactericidal effect of light, ami Professor Ihichner has just completed a series of practiral tests, which go to show that typhoid and other cultures arc absolutely des troyed by bright sunlight in throe hours. Diffused davlight rapidly rcduc- higli pressure, the spark is made to leap across a break in the circuit, at which point some of the explosive is placed. If low pressure, a platinum bridge is embedded in the explosive and is brought to incandescence by the passage of the circuit, whereby the fuse is fired. (Jonernllv. however, a portion ed them, although if thev wore subse- ; of the explosive itself forms the bridge. fluently placed in darkness they in- ; lo bo effective a shot tiring system should (1) lire tho charge with ccrtain- '. ty; (2) allow tho person whose duty It is to explode the charge to be at a safe distance away when the explosion takes place; (:) be practicably suitable and applicable to all situations:. (4) be ( obtainable at a low cost. All these ' conditions are fulfilled in the new elec ; trie shot lirer. which consists of a small creased with tlie same rapidity. 'Io determine Iho drpth at which this act ion ceases. Dr. Uurknor sunk partially exposed cultures of different germs in a lake. At throe yards bolow tho sur face tho retarding effect of the sunlight was only just perceptible, although light is known to pouotrate water to a depth of 1ST yards. Dr. Kuckner's ex periments proved that the bactericidal dynamo. It can be worked by hand effect of sunlight, in the purification i by means of a handle, the turning of 1 dflETiSTSHBat?: of rivers has been overestimated, and its beneficial influence is confined to the surface. It is believed that the action is duo not to bactericidal influ ence so much as to the life struggle between the pathogenic and nonpatho genic organism, and the consequent breaking up of those forms of life prejudicial to the continuance of hu man life on this planet. Trofessor Esmnrch's investigations in the use of sunlight as a disinfectant have been confined almost altogether to fibrous wearing materials. He found that the heat liberated by the absorption of light waves upon a dark surface had to be taken account of. but his experi ments demonstrated little more than the surface action of light. At the same time, a carbolic acid 2 per cent spray was but little more efficacious in checking tho development of germs in the deeper parts of such or beneath the surface of si where the bacillus of diphtheria was present. which actuates the revolution of tho armature. When the armature attains a certain speed. the circuit is made, and the fuse, with which the machine is connected in the usual way, is fired. The Treataieat ef VI ecru. The utilization il anc BMOlcal anmurcl itta known In of static electricity cal purposes has SjWapolnti nn- any ether country. rom time to time, however, reports come from Europe, and especially from France, of progressive work in this di rection, and the late results of Profes sor Doumer. of Lille, in the application of static currents to certain skin diseas es and ulcers are of the utmost value. It would appear that, no matter how malignant the sore may be, it speedily t for fruit uccoines amenaoie to tne treatment. Pieklnsr Apples liy Msichinery. The time during which apples should be picked to be their best is short, and sometimes the picking is so delajed that the last become over-ripe. Anoth er disadvantage in taking the harvest crop is that the supply of pickers may be shorty and those that are secured may be careless in handling the fruit, much of which is cons'?quently braised and rendered unfit for grading. Many coi trivances have been devised for fa cilitating and cheapening this work, but none has come into universal use. An improved apple catcher is now the i materials . s"uJ'cct of an application for a patent. iin or furs. Tne nl,Paratus is made in two parts oi cum as or any oiuor strong, uurauie fabric, such as sailcloth. The lower part, or-main canvas, is 40 feet across, in the form of an immense saucer. enter about the tree coming dowa ground. Above this us the hi 12 feet sfr-Arcad Uckest e tree, thebrlhches are sbak and- the apples find their war down the ground hi a pile at the base of the tree. It Is claimed that fruit can thus hr ffitlini-fwl in nnn-li-ilf tho tlmo nnil at one-half the expense of hand pick 1 ing. and with a marked improvement i in condition. The "apple catcher" is specially serviceable when gathering fruit from loft3' trees. It may be used for stack covering when not reuuired w. 4 W "COLCHESTER" SPADING BOOT. BEST IK MARKET. crsTiN-FiT. . BEST IV WKA1S1NG QIAUTY. . The cufer or tap sole ex. St tends the whnl 1nt, lltHPn fft !. l .... I . i&jtectiucthe boot in !!-- puis ana in otatr hard work. ASK YOCR DEALER FOR THEM and don't b put oft with Inferior soods. COLCHESTER. RITBBEU CO. "P-to-mte CLOTHING SoMdire-t to consumers AT lowest miris erer before offered. Raj l.rect rrora Im porters and mantifactnrers. Wo fcip WITH Ptml.tCK OK U1IIMTIII.S. muCjou from 30to in per emu A tailor fit oult. t3JM. Kail or winter orercoatn. 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In fact, I sup pose that's their greatest suffering. Truth. Paul Llndau, the well known German oot ellst, ha been appointed Intendant of the famous court theater at Meinlnf en. He will aaaame his duties next spring. o Doubt About His Head. Admiral Drake, when a lad, at th; beginning of his first engagement was ohserved to shake and tremble very hiuch, and being rallied upon it, observed, with a presence of mind (or, at all events, of humor) in which even Nelson was lacking: "My flesh trembles at the anticipation of the many and great dangers into which my resolute and undaunted head will lead me." New Jersey, Please Read. A gentleman has invented an elec tric mosquito net which electrocutes insect pests which come in contact with it Winter Tourist Tickets Via the Wabash Railroad Are now on sale to all the winter resorts of the South, good returning until June 1st, "95. Also Hakvest Excursion Tickets to all points south on excursion dates. Jn ad dition to above. 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Reading maketh a full man; so, too, does a regular Thanksgiving dinner nnil .irn- n.ilinllo tlnf linl Cf.ri nil Cl V I iv.o, umnj v7ivj .....v .v...-.v. plums nuts etc sapped the vitality of tlie palient and 1 ' ' ' were apparently Incurable, were suc cessfully subjected to the electric spray. The treatment is simple and painless. The ulcer is first washed with some antiseptic solution and then covered with a thin layer of absorbent cotton wool. The patient is placed on an insu- lating stool and the positive electrode ' is brought so near to the ulcer to ?0Ta!tain iriS. T cause me passage 01 an uiuuiutai iu.i. without any spark. This spray, or elec trical douche, is allowed to play on the part affected for ton minutes. The cotton wool dressing is then applied. The treatment is renewed every three days. Tlie origin of the ulcer has much to do with the specific effect of the treatment. Frofcssor Doumer states that where the ulcer is due only to u varicose condition or a blow imme diate improvement is usually mani fested, the pain and itching disappear ing very quickly, the swelling soon 1 goes down, and the ulcer ultimately heals over. When the patient is great- , ly debilitated by old age. liright's dis- ( ease or other chronic affection. In ad dition to the varicose condition, the ! action of the spray, as might be expect ed, shows far less effective results. A case is given of an elderly man who had formerly been given to drink and ; who had large varices. In consequence of a blow, an ulcer appeared on the leg. The sore was most malignant, and the tibia was swollen for nearly three inch es of its length. The patient was treat ed bv the ordinary antiseptic methods for three weeks without.marked change Immediate benefit followed the use of the electric spray; tlie sittings were wmtinued dally, and after "the third the pain and swelling decreased. Marked i fighting ship has long been a source of . -m . 1 I ... .11 . a. . 1 iree weeks , trouble to navai arcuuecis auu en- Cars for Trolley 1'nrtle. ! Mention lina hpvri m;n1 5n thpio nn- es of the growing use in Fhiladelphia of the trolley cars for special parties of excursionists or picnickers who are willing to pay an extra price for the e use of a car period. The scheme has turned out so well that a Baston rail way company has constructed two ele- , gantly appointed special cars which are . to be placed at the disposal of private parties. The cars are 20 feet long by 7 feet 4 inchos wide. The windows are unusually large, and when the frames are dropped the interior is as airy as that of a summer car. The car is hand 1 somely upholstered'and fitted with elec tric lights, ornamental kerosene lamps being provided so that the passengers will not be left in the dark by any tem porary break in the electric circuit. Ten seats are arranged on each side of the car. and plush-covered easy chairs with arm rests, enable the passengers to travel in luxurious comfort. There will be a special tariff for these cars, which will be available at any time, and for any length of time, and it is not unlikely that as soon as more gen eral provision is made for the connec tion of electric lines over extended tracts of country the chartering of a trolley car for the summer months will be found far more enjoyable than a yachting cruise, besides being infinite- ly cheaper. cutce-i' rrrliitSB S EPAW everrwhtrb. SAFE MftiTAL tur mateed. The"Kreat aurserieW'Kive vou af HALF. MlWoBS of the best trees 70 years' experteaee can crow; they mh leaVtr ana bear fttttar:"-Se. MjMriim. STAM.Ba2,3is4a, Me., Secksart. W. aj aj mam aagj si For oenturlei no relief for m KI'II.Kl'SV wh known tu I IBaf T the medical prfeislon. To SI I I Bj advanced science wo are la- 8 Tflpr IBS I debted f-r a sdinple, harm . Ie, but retain remedy. 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