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THAT IS WHAT'S WANTED BEFORE THE FLYING MACHINE. Ae Bicycle No Loagar Satisfies the X,obc img ef MibUbiI For Tree Xoremeat. Wo TVant to Travel as tbe Birds Do, bat Must Learn Essential Leasons First. Tho Frenchman who covered the dead walls of Paxil with calls for subscriptions to a Society of Aviation, to start with a capital of 100,000 francs, may have been lacking in the highest qualities of public spirit. He was placed in jail, for taking money for his little private flying ma chines, costing from $500 to $2,000, which he failed to deliver. But his merit lies in discovering the want that fills the breasts of a large number of men today. It is only the somewhat headlong method of gratifying that yearning which has interfered for a time with his loco motion. Had he but had the forethought to invent, to beg or to borrow a fairly efficient flying machine, nothing short of a cage would now prevent him from tak ing a leave as French as. himself. Though he should languish for the rest of his days in prison, M. Delprat will have tho glory of the discovery that the bicycle no longer satisfies the longing of mankind toward a freer movement over the face of land and water. If we are to believe the cvolntionists, man is the result of gradual aspiration, from tho worm that walloweth on a portion of its anatomy unsmted to ears polite, through the many footed, the four footed and four handed beasts, up to the natural lord of creation who runs perpendicular on two feet. The present century has seen man become what the old legends would have termed the "whirling one foot." Why should not this progress continue and the next century find man rising from that Eingle pied a terre into more or less sustained aviation? The flying machine still holding to earth by one wheel has already appeared sporadically in England, according to Engineering. Mr. Philipps published the results of his trial of a machine rest ing on a light car and claims that ho flew, but tho front wheel of the car 'nev er left the ground. This .is quite as it should be. We creep before we walk, we graduate from tricycle to bicycle, and now we aro at tho unicycle age. Who is the man to lift us finally clear of the earth? The principle of tho balloon, useful sis it is in overcoming gravity, has carried generations of inventors into a fool's paradise. Birds are lighter than beasts, but they are not soap bubbles. And to tho bird we havo to return indirectly or directly for lessons in the navigation of the air. The aeroplane, in which our able aviat ors are now reposing so much confl uence, out upon wnicn tuey take care not to repose their own brittle bodies, is the result of a study of the soaring of birds. Latterly it has been reasoned out that individual feathers have a powerful influence in supporting the bird in air. So the aeroplanes are made not solid, but with slats, and in some cases jointed in Eections, so that while one portion is in one piano another may be tilted up or down to get the lifting power of a change of angle. This power is so great that our leading aviators, like Hiram Maxim and Professor Lang- ley, expect to obtain great velocities if they can once get their airships under way and under control. The money spent by these inventors and investigators is mounting to a great sum, but who shall say it is wasted, con sidering the benefits to accrue? The re mark attributed to Giffard when dying, that he would not reveal the secret of his airship because "he thought he saw the air ensanguined by war as the seas havo ben, and the earth," need not disturb us. If he did say that, he was tempora rily in a state of weakness, for the fly ing machine will do more than anything yet invented to break down the preju dices of one nation for another. Wars are the result of such prejudices care fully inflamed by ambitious men, and while the aviation is not going to stop all wars it will surely reduce them to a minimum. Moro important than such machines as Lieutenants Benard and Rrebs success fully steered from Meudon to the walls of Paris and back again are the small flying machines developed from the bi cycle, which seem now about to make their appearance. The bicycle with elec tric motor is invented. Now comes the turn of a combination of bicycle and aviator which shall permit the rider to en Ye earth and skim along for 100 yards or so without detriment to himself or his machine. By way of these inven tions will come the discovery, step by etep, of means and methods of sustain ing flight for longer periods and also the actual training in motion through the air which is now wanting toman-kind. The inventors who are constructing on paper or in actuality great flying ma chines are like men of an inland race who have for the first time seen a broad piece of water. Before learning to pad dle a canoe they are already building a frigate; before understanding the prin ciple of the steam engine they are set ting to work to make an ocean steamer. What is wanted is a popular air cycle, an "air safety to lead the way to larger air wagons with sustained flight. Who will invent one? New York Times. THE SAND OF AN OLD TIMER. As Old Pacific Coast Engine. Perhaps few of the people know that a very antique engine is lying useless be hind the station at Long Beach, Los Angeles county. This engine was used in the early part of the last decade, and when the fireman wanted to put in any fuel the train had to bo stopped while the fireman put in wood at the front of the engine, as the door of the furnace is situated there. This engine ran between Los Angeles and Long Beach before the Southern Pacific extended its line to that place. The cars-are like street cars of today, only about twice as long. Sometimes the passengers had to get out and push, as the. engine was not. very strong. Pasadena Star. Qalek Actios. "Centerliae sent a story to a magazine the other day and got back ,a queer re ply. They said the story 'lacked rapid ity in movement.' " "Well, Where's the queerness of that?" "You see, he sent the MS. one day and got it back the next, and, he considered that pretty rapid movement." Kate field's Washington. Perdita You haven't the faintest idea fcow muck I lot him. PslofS Oh, yes I have I used to love hist that way inyaelf. Brooklyn Life. Fatal ,1$ raver That Won a Kara Tribute From a Hand of Apaches. A company of ranchmen sat about the railroad station hi Pomona the other aft ernoon waiting for tho belated overland train for Los Angeles. Every man in the party knew the others, and there be ing an hour or two to wait story telling of the early days on the border and in Arizona and California came natural, Stories of old times, when Indians were bad and the white pioneers knew what bravery meant, were related. John Wil son of El Monte told the most absorbing story of the hour: "Talk about sand in a man, gentle men! I am telling you that it takes sand of the genuine article in any man to try and stand off single handed 40 or 50 Apaches when ho knows just how tho scrap will end, and that the end will be his own death. But that was just tho kind of sand that was in Felix Knox when ho was killed by the Apaches. You see Knox was an all round gambler, such as tho tenderfoot from the east scorns so much and knows so little about, but he had a heart in him bigger than any tenderfoot's head. Well, it was in the spring of 1879 Kuox, with his wife and baby and a Mexican driver, was coming from Silver City to Clifton, down in Arizona. They got to York's ranch, which is on the Gila river, about 00 miles from Clifton, all right, but were told there that signs of Apaches had been seen, and that they had better go in camp there for a few days, but Knox who had fought tho Apaches dozens of times and didn't know what fear was said he wanted to make Clif ton that day, Indians or no Indians. "Well, the Knoxes drove on. When they were about two miles from York's ranch, sure enough abig buck Indian camo from behind a low, round top mesa. Knox knew there wcro plenty more of the red devils hid there and that it meant a fight to death for him. He was as cool as a cucumber. He jumped out of tho wagon, filled his poi ok- ets with two boxes of cartridges, and then kissed his wife and baby for the last time, but saying that he would have tho redskins quieted in a few minutes. He ordered tho Mexican driver to lash the team for all lie was worth and to drive back to York's ranch as fast as the horses could jump. Then Knox waved his hand to his wife and said ho was go ing to stand off a few Apaches, although he was sure there was a big band of them. As the team and wagon flew back to the ranch Knox, rifle in hand, started toward tho hill for his last fight. He turned once and waved his sombrero to his wife and child and then strode on to his certain death. "The Apaches a second later rushed out from behind the hill where they were secreted. Knox faced his foes, and standing stock still pumped lead at them until ho fell down dead. The next day a party of us wa3 made up, and wo Avent out where tho fight took place. Knox's body lay there amid the cactus in tho 6im. The Apaches, cen tra' to their usual custom, had not mu tilated the fellow's body in the least. They had taken si clean pocket handker chief out of Knox's pocket and carefully spread it over his face and had fastened it there by putting a small stone on each comer of it to hold it in its place and keep the hot sun from the- dead man's face. That was their tribute to the sand in Knox. Seventy empty shells were found that had been emptied from Knox's Winchester, and ono of tho raid ing Indians afterward said that their party numbered 42 and that Kuox had killed seven of them." Pomona Prog ress. TJio Servant Was Horrified. Dr. S. had a newly arrived Hiber nian for a servant. Ho had also recent ly purchased a pair of porpoise leather boots. His wife, attracted by the nov elty of tho new footwear, asked tho doc tor in the presence of tho servant what they were made of, to which ho respond ed, "Porpoise hide." Shortly after the lady from the Emer ald Isle interviewed Mrs. S. and an nounced her intention of "laving whin me week is up." Mrs. S., somewhat surprised, asked tho disturbed domestic the reason for her announced departure, to which Bridget responded with a hor rified air: "Your husband is a docther, mum, an I've heard them docthers do be cuttiu up people, an didn't I hear um wid me own ears say tuat tne uoots oi mm were made of pauper's hide. It's me own ould father that died in tho poorhouse, an I wouldn't bo servin a haythen that uses tho skin of tho poor to cover Ins dirthy feet wid." Boston Commercial Bulletin. Better Left Unsaid. A certain young poet is equally fa mous in tho world of letters as an au thor and among his friends for his blunt candor that is forever betraying him into one of the things one would have preferred to say differently, as Du Man lier puts it. On his last birthday he was civen a charminpr dinner by his doting The Conductor's Iatco Acquaintance. "When I was .out in Chicago at the opening of the World's fair," said a friend of mine, -"I had occasion to make a call on some old acquaintances on the West Side. The streets in that portion of the city had many of them the bap tismal names of women, and as I lived there at one time the calling of them by the car conductor sounded familiar to me, although it seemed to puzzle an old countryman on board, who was doubt less visiting Chicago for tho first time. There were a number of ladies among the passengers, and as tho conductor called out 'Elizabeth tho car stopped, and ono of them got off. A few squares farther and there wa3 tho call 'Ada,' followed by a 6top and the exit of an other lady. "Tho old countryman began to look interested, and when tho next call came, 'May,' and ho saw a lady gather up her bundles and walk down tho aisle, ho had a puzzed air. In quick succession there carao 'Eauline,' 'Roberta and 'Augusta,' followed by the departure of a passen ger. Tho old man could not stand it any longer. His eyes bulged out, and making a rush for tho platform he said in a stage whisper to tho conductor, 'Great snakes, mister, do you know the names of all tho women folks in this big town?' "Ho Jind been under tho impression that each- woman who left the car an swered to the name that was called out." Philadelphia Inquirer. Interesting !cop!e. "What makes a person interesting?" It cannot Lo intellectual brilliancy, for wo have' all known men whoso minds were stored with the best thought of the world, yet wholly failed to interest r.s; women whose brain.i were developed by the widest culture, yet were unable to appefers2ther than ur s:a dust cata logues of knowledge. Think of the peo ple who interest yon and study their qualities, and how few -you find possess ing just the sr.mo traits. It iaH-stjtaatter cf magnetic sou! cur rents pocsfilyi' Why not? Wo. can hardly dispute that somo human bodies convey electricity much moro readilv than others. In almost any gathering of a dozen persons at least one will he found who possesses this strango power. the touch of whose hard can cause a sensation like that of touching an elec tric battery. Is there anything impossible in the theory that souls havo their electric cur rents, which pass moro or less freely to and fro according to the individual pow er as coudnctor? Then wo havo but to assume that the person who interests us is ono whose soul current mingles freely with our own. This is perhaps a more satisfactory explanation than the moro commonly received one of animal mag netism, a quality on a lower plane and infinitely lesssubtle in character. Bos ton Advertiser. parents, at which he was bitterly disap pointed by the regret of several nota bles. Thus, when a society girl said to him at the close of the evening, "What a delightful time wo havo had!" ho ex claimed from tho fullness of his heart: "I'm glad it hasn't seemed dull to you. We invited some awfully clever people, but not ono of them camel" Philadel phia Press. Pensions For "Worklngmcn In Austria. Under the provisions of the Austrian poor law, at 60 years of age a man mav claim from his native town or commune a pension equal to one-third of the daily wages which he had received during his working years. The amount varies from 2 to 6 florins a month. In Vienna alone there are 16,000 persons who receive these pensions from the city. Materialism Against "Wit. Some things of course in tho French display especially of pottery and bronzes are purely decorative, and some of the visitors of course are destitute of taste. The consequence is that occasion ally a person will come along who will gaze at objects of transcendent artistic merit with no feeling but ono of mystery and curiosity. So it happened the other day, when a simple "minded woman stopped for awhilo in front of one of a pais of vases 5 feet high, the price of which is $5,000. EiirtliqaaUo P!ici:o:ncr.:i. Tho wild, nntamed earthqnako i3 a terrible thing to enconntcr. Tho "quak- incJX-the'TisidinEr cf- tho carth'3 surface and the other incidental accompaniments usually described are only a tithe of the real terrors of a seismic shock. To somo tho noise which precedes tho real shock is moro . terror inspiring than the "quake" it'clf. Father Kircher describes theso subterranean rumblings as "a hor rid sound.resembling that of an infinite number of chariots driven fiercely for ward, mingled with tho noise-of crack ing whips, ueighing of horses and tho cries of victory and despair on tho part of tho charioteers." The sounds which preceded tho great Lisbon earthquake aro said to havo re sembled "the rumbling of empty omni buses, chariots and barrels, the uoiso in creasing in volume until it equaled tho roar of a thousand cannons." Another peculiarity is tho gyratory motion that is frequently imparted to sections of earth of greater or lesser area. At Co lares in 1753 several stono houses in the lower quarters of tho city were turned completely around, this, too, without rendering them uninhabitable. St. Louis Republic. Where Frank R. Stockton Lives. Follow tho Morristown road, past ono country seat after another, for a quarter of a mile,-andjrou come to Kitchell ave-" aaef You aro in Morristown now, but in reality nearer Madison. Turn to tho left, and tho first place yon come to is surrounded hy a low stone wall. Through iron gates a graveled roadway leisurely turns, and passing beneath huge ever greens reaches a yellow and white frame house, with a veranda in front and a tower at the farther end. Opposite tho doorway, beneath tho great trees, i3 a rustic seat and a rustic table. Between two of tho trees is swung a hammock, and in pleasant weather Frank R. Stockton lies in tho hammock dictating his fanciful tales to his wife, who sits on :ho rustic settee. It is an ideal homo for an author, situated upon an eminence commanding miles of coun try, removed from tho main road and surrounded by a grove. Newark Adver tiser. A New Crater In the Moon. In a bulletin of tho Astronomical so ciety of tho Pacific Professor Weinek, director of tho observatory of Pracruo. who is a specialist in the study of tho moon and to whom havo been sent copies of the Lick negatives of tho moon, has discovered in one of tho Lick pho tographs a crater which is not to be found on Schmidt's map. This object. which is estimated to bo about a quarter of a mile in diameter, is of sufficient size to have been seen by Schmidt, and it is difficult to imagine that the distinguished selenographcr overlooked it. Experiments With Infected Cattle. Interesting experiments are now being tried in England by a royal commission on tuberculosis. A cow is selected and for a considerable time is watched care fully to see that it is free from disease. It u then fed for some days on food in fected with the bacteria and tuberculosis, j and afterward time is allowed for the , development of the infection. I The commission is to report whether , mearand milk from such animals aro in- INVITINGr OLD AGE. SOME OF THE WAYS IN WHICH WOM EN LOSE THEIR YOUTH. Mothers Is'eglect Their Own Needs In Ex aggerated Devotion to tho Cldldren. Those Who Claim the Immunities of Age "When Only In tho 3Iidday of Life. The oldest woman I ever knew was 28. At marriage tho graces of girlhood passed forever from her life. Economy became the god enthroned on every altar of her home. Ruffles and ribbons were tho insignia of levity and extravagance. Dresses robbed of a yard or two grew ungracefully short and narrow. Books and papers were regarded as luxuries not necessities. An hour spent m read ing left a feeling of guilt for wasted time. Devotion to "Will and tho children" .camo to mean self assumed slavery. Luster left the eye, elasticity the frame. -Through a mistaken sense of duty sho grow unkempt, narrow sonled, repulsive, It has been said that the true age is what we look and feel. I havo known sweet, fresh faced women of 70 who were younger than she. In tho great middle class of America the wif e too often invites ago by concen trating all ambition in money getting. To save tho wages of servants she de stroys tho joy of life, tho buoyancy of health. Pushing the growing daughter to tho front, sho sees less and less of society, dresses with increasing plain ness and sinks to a household drudge, self made and valued at her own esti mate. Thirty-five has no moro right to tho styles and tone of TO than to those of 17. The appropriation of the one is scarcely less ridiculous than tho assumption of the other. Far better than tho expen sive boarding school is the example of the mother in imparting to tho daughter tho faultless taste of dress, tho gentlo repose of manner, tho gracious spirit so admirable in woman. A part of the money devoted to the education of the daughter would bo well spent in procur- . mg to the mother tho time for self cul ture. As the fair, snowy pago is not so useful or beautiful as tho ono written with pure, uplifting thought, so tho ira maturo maiden is less valuable to home and society than tho ripe, cultured wom an. ' People of 40 and 50 should not shelve themselves and claim tho immunities of age. They aro in tho midday of life; tho tirao for tho exercise of knowledge, power, graco and beauty, for tho up lifting of humanity. These gifts may bo enhanced by dress and manner. Tho influenco of tho attractive, self respect ing wife, mother, sister or friend is moro potent for good than that of the ono with neglected person and unlovely mind. Discontent invites age. Indulging tho unrest of the dissatisfied is destructive to looks and temper. In his "Story of a Country Town" Mr. E. W. Howo says, "Bo contented if it kills yon." The ad vice is not so bad as it looks. Content ment and stagnation are not necessarily s3-nonymou3. Ono may -bo freo from worry while" striving for higher planes or work. Woman should have the cour age of repose. It is infinitely better than the morbid conscientiousness that goads to endless toiL Effective work requires effective rest. Judicious mental work may help to lift one out of tho ruts of premature old age. Read and think of what you read. uon't uso your mind as it it wero a sieve and you wero trying to see how much you could pour through it. There is a belief extant that knowlege, if gained at all, must bo acquired in youth. Fallacious theoiyl Behold Galilei at threescore and ten pursuing his studies with unflagging zeal, Cato beginning Greek when advanced in years, Ogilby commencing classical studies when past 50! Gladstone is as much tho student today as when the bloom of youth man tled his cheek. Bo land to tho feelings and fancies of youth. If they prove perennial, so much tho better. Don't forbid yourself glad. recreative thought and action. Don't bo ashamed to make yourself as pretty as you can. A sensible woman may feel a thrill of pleasure innocent as a maiden's when receiving a glanco of respectful admiration ff om a manly man. Smile without affectation, be pleasant without , - . -n , . uenig siiiy in snore, uo young as long as you can. Alva Rosso in Kate Field's Washington. D'PRICfS ftp3lBiBikijii The only Ture Cream of Tartar 1. Used in Millions of Homcs- ir. 2vO Ammonia; 2"o Alum. --o Years tlie Standard. THE LYRIC POET'S APOLOGY. I strivo to'probo to other hearts and find I do but fret the phantom of m2no own; I strain to paint great nature, and my mind But images Itself in every zone. The lesson learned, I sing life's woven lay In syllables of self and can no other way. Richard Barton in Harper's Weekly. A ruzzlcd Mother. "It takes a M-year-old boy to see through his mother," laughed such a mother tho other day. "Last week 1 planned to take a friend to tho theater, and her only freo night was Thursday. Now, I often take my boy to seo a play, but I make it a rule it shall not be on n night preceding a school day. So on this occasion I explained to my son that he could not go, and as an offset to his disappointment arranged an outing for tho Saturday following. He acquiesced most dutifully and beautifully, and the matter rested. Thursday came, and as tho afternoon waned, I found that my son wa3 to bo all alono part of tho even ing, and I began to wish that ho was rrrvitirr Tt?fli nc A loef T tvtrula rti-v yit mind, and calling him said: "I think, after all, you may go tonight. You are going to bo alono, and I know yon always count upon theso trips to tho theater. So if you'll study hard till dii ner you shall be of tho part." " 'That's all right, mother, replied t?! young scamp with a laugh. '1 knew you'd weaken at the last, so I've managed my lessons, and I'm all ready. And now I'm alternately 'deploring my want of strength and wondering how to preserve a semblance of authority with so shrewd a son." New York Times. Tiie Strain on the Eye. There is no reason why a musclo or muscles of tho eyo should not fag out just as tho muscles elsewhere do. Let ono bear a weight all day long, does he not attribute his consequent headache to tho heavy burden ho has borne? It seems without elaoorato thinking we could conceive of tho results following upon prolonged uso of tho eye. Nature has dono all sho could to protect and prolong tho usefulness of tho eye. No earthly architect ever yet planned a structure that would not yield, crum ble and fall, and tho house human, so exquisitely uplifted in curious and mys terious ways, falls and retnrns to dust more rapidly and surely than need be. for tho reason that wo do not realize ho- much ono part is sustained or over thrown by another. One tiny muscle is potent enough to disturb tho whole econ omy, especially if intercurrent diseases exist in addition to "eyo strain." Phil adelpliia Record. Cradles Hundreds of Tears Ago. In manuscripts of the ninth and tenth centuries we had pictures of cradles formed of part of a tree trunk dug out, with holes bored through tho sides for the passage of straps intended to tie tho babj down in his bed. These dug out cra dles are still common in modern Greece. When we come to consult tho manu scripts and bas-reliefs of tho fifteenth century, we notico that tho cradles aro no longer mere baskets or beds on rock ers, but littlo swinging beds suspended between two pillars, tho prototype of tho modern bercelonnette. Harper's Bazar. Yes, It Is Strictly Grammatical. Tho following is quoted from a lead ing article in the New York Tribune: "By Ills death tho community lose3 the foremost and the best of American actors, and one of tho greatest trage dians that have ever lived." To settle a dispute, will you kindly state whether tho above is strictly ac cording to English grammar? New York Sun. An Author's Apology. A clever story whoso hero is a joung rector speaks of his removing his "bl retta" during a protracted walk. "I wantonly put it on his head," says the author, with a laugh. "I knew ho ought not to roam the country in that head gear, but it was so becoming that I let him do it." New York Times. Graphic. A schoolboj tho other day being told to describe Jacksonville, Fku, said, "It is a great summer resort in winter." New York Tribune. The last words of I havo lived Ion; fectiye, and if so the degree to which tho : thankful I havo enjoyed John Locko were, enougn, and l am them is likely to affect public use oi health. The experiments, whichare necessarily slow have consumed much time. Tho commission met recently to consider the but after all look on this ing better than vanity.1 a happy life; life as noth- m ji x. :l .u..u1 . r on smru a it -jv resnjts so far arrived at, but tho final re . moments and then said dryly to M. Me- i. i j. ,..r , laile, "who stood by, "Pray, what is that f orr : The Frenchman took her measure at a glance and replied with elaborate polite- The largest private collection of min erals in America is supposed to bo that off Clarence L. Bement of Philadelnhin. portifwill probably not bo mado before I its estimated value is $125,000. the autumn. . Tho Vibratlou of Steamers. Tho discomfort of tho excessive vibra tion on board the fast sailing ocean steam ers has increased so much with tho in crease in tho speed of travel that investi gations havo been made into tho subject with a view of modifying tho inconven ienco caused to passengers. Tho usual idea is that this vibration is due to the action of tho powerful engines. This is apparently erroneous, for it is now found that tho cause consists solely in the uni son between tho number of revolutions of tho engines and tho number of vibra tions of tho ship. Tho smaller the length of tho ship tho greater is the numbe per unit of its vibrations, and tho longer the steamertho greater is tho correspond ing timo of its vibrations. New York Telegram. Ambiguous. "I congratulate you, Mrs. Familias. on your husband's safe return." "Thank yon, Mr. Cardiac. It'snojoko to havo the man of one's family on a steamer a week overdue in December." "I had made up my mind that if he went down I would write you a letter of condolence." "That was kind of you. What were you going to tell me, Mr. Cardiac?" "Well, I wanted to express my appre ciation of him, and lots of sympathy and encouragement for you, and I had about made up my mind just to say, 'There's as good fish in. tho sea as ever were caught,' and let you take it either way." Life. An English Tributo to Emerson. When tho celebrated Arthur Stanley, dean of Westminster, had finished his visit hero in tho year 1878, ho was asked about tho American pulpit. Ho said in reply that ho had of course availed him self of every opportunity to hear tho American preachers. Ho had heard preachers of eminence, he said, in al most every communion. "But it mat tered not what was tho namo of tho communion, tho preacher," he said, "was always Waldo Emerson." Ed ward E. Halo's Address. Doubly Insulted. Biblelot Tiens, canaille! What do you mean by writing to my wife and calling her your "hello Marie? Pipelot Millo -pardons, in'sionr. I I thought the lady was your daughter. Bibelot Sacro bleu! Worso still. Vogue. When you make a mistako, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look for ward. Mistakes aro lessons of wisdom. The past cannot bo changed. Tho futuro is yet m your power. Hugh White. ness, "That is intended to boil eggs in, madam J' Chicago Tribune. jhtview of tho care with which this j Duval, tho Paris anarchist, said he work has .been done, tho results will be should like to shake somebody's hand' of considerable value and may canse before he died, and that was all, but his changes in tho laws respecting tho im- r sentence was commuted. The first military order issued by Gen eral Grant, dated July 2, 1861, and ap pointing Colonel E. T. Dawson quarter master of tho Twent3'-first Illinois, is, in possession of Colonel Dawson, who is said to have refused 0,000 for it a Getting on a Street Car. Did you ever notice a man who i3 go ing to get on a street car whilo it is in motion? Ho comes down off the side walk and stands along tho side of the track quietly till the car almost reaches him. Then ho walks ahead a few feet and prances about like a string haltered horse, awkward as a Shanghai rooster j that wants to fight. JusiT as the car ! reaches him he takes two or three steps 1 sideways, and at last, confused as a schoolboy, grasps the hand rail and clings ! on like a man. who is drowning.- i Championed by a Gamin. A ragged, barefooted boy, a crossing sweeper, had doffed his cap to the Duch ess of Sutherland in the hope of recog nition, when he observed a well dressed but rakish looking man following her across tho street, as if trying to force upon her attentions that were evidently obnoxious to her. There was a look of ; distress on the duchess' face. "Scuse me, lady," said a boy's voice beside her, "shall I punch 'is 'ead?' She turned, looked down angrily upon the little sweeper, and then said, smiling: "Why, it's Jemmiel" She had remembered his name after all, and at that moment tho boy was hers, body and soul. Without waiting for another word he dashed off and turned a sort of violent "cartwheel" so adroitly calculated that ho landed with two very muddy feet in the middle of tho offensive man's waistcoat. Then, before the man could recover from the shock, the boy had slapped him with ono muddy hand across tho mouth and with the other had deposited a hand ful of tho filthy compound on the back of his neck. Tho next moment the boy was in the grasp of a policeman, who dragged him away to the nearest police station. He was just being charged by tho constable with having committed an assault when the duchess entered. She spoke kindly to the gamin and then explained the af fair to tho inspector on duty. At her request the boy was set at liberty, and ho staid only long enough to say to the inspector: "It's tho lady what nursed mo when the cab run over mo leg." London Cor. New York Tribune. Hint About Driving. When driving, yon must watch the road. Turn out for stones, so that tho horse shall not stumble nor tho wheels jolt over them; avoid the mudholea and places where the going is bad; let tho horse slacken speed when tho road becomes heavy, and if yon want to make up timo do it where tho ground slightly descends. It is a common mistako to think that a horso can haul a carriage easily on tho level. On such a road he has to bo pull ing every moment; thero is no rest. Whereas when the road now rises and now falls tho weight is taken off him at times, and ho has a chance to recover his wind and to rest his muscles. .-As-between a level road in a valley and an up and down road over tho hills, the lat ter is by far the easier for a horse to travel. When you come to a long level stretch, let j-our horse walk a bit in tho middlo of it. Almost everybody knows that for tho first few miles after coming out of tho stable a horse should bo driven slowly, and especially if ho has just been fed. On a journey it is of the utmost impor tance to observe this rule. Bo careful, however, not to check a young nag too quickly when ho comes fresh out of the stable. Give him his head, talk to him soothingly, and presently he will come down to a moderate pace. If you pull him up at once, you vex him extremely, so much so that he is not unlikely to kick. Harper's Young People. A Matter or Time. Wagleigh How did you like that din ner service I sent you today, dear? Mrs. Wagleigh Oh, it is perfectly lovely, but there are only 91 pieces in it, and you Imow the set mamma has con sists of 117 pieces. Wagleigh Well, dear, don't let that worry you. After Bridget lias handled it for a week or so it will be in a good many more pieces than that. Exchange. Only One Week. "Did you know dis is mamma's birf dav?" asked littlo Bessie of tho caller. "No. Is it?" "Yes, and my birfdayisnext Monday. Mamma is a week older dan me." Har per's Bazar. A Jlodcrn NInirod. Jimson Wliere aro you going? Billson Only off for a day's shooting. Jimson Great snakes! With that car load of freight? Billson Thoso boxes contain books, tho latest and most complete compen diums of the game laws of the state. I don't want to shoot anything out of sea' son. New York Weekly, ?r3 Sclera The Of Toil S IE I CS are unknown to many thousands in the world's grand army of toilers. It's because so few of them labor with their heads as well as with their hands. 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