THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1022.
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Western Nebraska
Track Meet is On
at Fairgrounds
The western Nebraska track meet
which is being held this afternoon at
the fairgrounds is the largest event of
its kind ever held in western Nebras
ka. Nine schools are entered with
over one hundred athletes. A hard
blow was dealt to Alliance's prospects,
when Garvin, high jumper, broad
jumper, weight man and fast century
stepper twisted his knee in practice.
It was not known just before the start
of the meet whether or not he could
compete. This will seriously damage
the prospects of the blue and white, as
Garvin is the only weight man of even
fair ability.
The track is reported as fast, and if
this continues to be the case, a good
many records should be broken. The
100-yard dash, in which there are fif
teen entries, will be run in one heat.
This should make one of the most
spectacular races ever seen in this
part of the state, or in fact any place,
as there are a number of entries who
can step thi3 distance in a somewhat
hurried manner. This race will prob
ably see several contestants fighting
for the tape.
The 440 is also a much entered race,
and there are few races on the pro
gram which can equal it for the thrill
given to the spectators. Beal of Alli
ance has made this in 56 seconds, and
stems a likely winner.
From California
An Echo of Other
Days in Alliance
LOS ANGELEsTcalif., April 20.
Constantine Romanoff, claimant to the
heavyweight wrestling championship
of the Pacific coast, defeated Fred
Mortinson of Chicago, known as "The
Terrible Dane," here Wednesday night
in seven ten-minute rounds of a match
scheduled for ten rounds unless one of
the contestants obtained two falls
earlier.
Second Scries of
County League
Baseball Sunday
The county league baseball Karnes
this week should furnish considerable
interest, as from last Sundays re
sults there will be something to give
some foundation for the dopesters.
The Red Sox, who won quite a decisive
victory over Fairview last Sunday
will battle with Snake Creek, who
won by default. Fairview will play ct
Lawn, and Berea, victors over Ash
lirove will tangle with Pleasant Hill
on, the Pleasant Hill diamond. Mar
pie, winners by default, will Inttle
with Ash Grove, at Ash Grova. The
Red Sox-Fairview argument will be at
the Red Sox diamond. These .imes
will help to settle arguments as to
the relative ability of the teams, and
will give somewhat of a line on their
chances for the cup.
Harry Foley is
Knocked Out by
Tommy Gibbons
Ilarry Foley, the New Orleans
baker, who has been the latest heavy
weight sensation, proved to be a false
alarm, when he was rocked to sleep in
the sixth round of a scheduled fifteen
round fight with Tommy Gibbons.
This does not mean that Foley is any
dub, as it takes a good man to battle
evenly with Gibbons, but this does
show that Foley is not of champion
ship caliber.
Dempsey would knock Gibbons out
within five rounds, and Foley proved
easy for him. Foley was touted as a
likely candidate for a battle with
Dempsey but this upset does away
with any such scheme. Tarzan Lar
kin, Luis Firpo, and the other heavy
hopes have also fiiwed so it seems
that Champion Jack may wear 1 is
crown in peace for a while yet.
It might prevent a lot of window
breaking and door-smashing if the
mayor presented the keys to the city
to some of the criminals now residing
here. New York Tribune.
Jud Tunkins says a thoroughly self
satisfied man always give3 the impres
sion of being easily pleased. Wash
ington Evening Star.
"The Foet Laureate," says a weekly
paper, "used to get a butt of sack for
his trouble." But nowadays many
people are thinking that the butt
should be dispensed with. Passing
Show.
When it comes to paying the war
indemnity, Germany's currency seems
to consist mostly of remarks. Manila
Bulletin.
Several Features on
Imperial Program
for Coming Week
Tonight's program at the Imperial
Is featured by the last showing of
Dustin Farnum in "The Primal Law."
An additional attraction is a Mack
Sennett comedy..
Saturday's bill includes a Mutt and
Jeff cartoon; a comedy, "Polly in the
Pantry;1' and "Pardon My French,"
making an all-comedy program, with
Vivian Martin featuring the feature
fillum. The Hawkers had been ordi
nary Kansas folks until a cyclone
struck their house and destroyed all
their home but a room papered with
oil shares supposed to be worthless.
But the shares were found to be worth
more money than was good for the
equilibrium of Mrs. Hawker, for that
lady developed social ambitions of a
spectacular sort. Poly was hired to
watch over the etiquette, as Mrs.
Hawker terms it, of the newly rich
family. This she does with great com
edy results, until Zeke, the heir appar
ent to the Hawker wealth, makes love
to her against her wishes. For Polly
had met the man of her heart, anc
the complications which ensue, make
a fast-moving, always laughable and
sometime thrilling comedy with many
farcical moments.
Sunday and Monday comes a
Charles Ray picture, "R. S. V. P."
The star, who has won countless
laughs as pugilist, barnstormer, coun
try rube, amateur detective and grid
iron warrior, repeats his former suc
cesses as a Btruetrlincr artist who pre
fers his art to money. It's all good.
RE-HA
RDWARE
A New Word in the English Language
"RE-HARDWARE" 1. To install new
hardware on doors, windows, cupboards and
drawers. 2. To protect life and valuables
with sure and safe locks. 3. To enhance dec
orations and to increase the value of build
ings. Necessity has added this new word to
America's vocabulary.
When the winders start ter
rattle,
At the f aintes t sort o'
breeze,
An' the old front door lock
, hesitates
Respondin' ter the keys,
When the slidin' door gits
bumpy,
An all ketches, ketch fer
fair,
The only way ter fix 'em is
to
lard-Ware!"
Or, per'aps, though locks
are workin
With their kustomary
vim,
What they need, ter make
'em klassy,
Is a brand-new set o'
trim,
Shiny knobs an' bright
eskutchuns
That'll make yer cellers
stare,
An' the only way ter do it
is to
Hardware cannot last forever. Like the
working parts of any other kind of machin
ery, it will wear out in time. The answer is
"Re-Hardware" and the
THE BEST PLACE TO RE-HARDWARE IS
comedy that the star provides from
the initial refusal of a thousand dol
lars from a rich relative to the mo
ment when he divides a dress suit with
his chum so that both may put in an
appearance at a social function.
Monday Is vaudeville night at the
Imperial. The bill includes Ardell and
Tracy in "Syncopation and Patches;"
Williams and Culver in comedy songs
and talk; George Murphy, a "manip
ulating raconteur," who juggles while
he tells stories; and the Foch Four,
Belgium's foremost original dnneers.
!n addition there is the Charles Ilay
feature.
The idea of the subsidy Is to pay
our ships for bringing to this country
what our tariff won't let in. Dallas
News.
The significant victory won by the
Republicans in Maine is nothing to the
significant victory the Democrats will
win the first time they have an elec
tion in Georgia. Nashville Southern
Lumberman.
Wouldn't it be awful If the girls
didn't have any more sense than we
think they have? Newspaper Enter
prise Association.
Mr. Bryan disagrees with Darwin's
monkey theory and there are those
who have disagreed with Mr. Bryan's
donkey theory. Detroit News. '
They say Harding went to Florida
because he was disgusted with Con
gress; but everybody can't do that.
Newspaper Enterprise Association.
Ford has bought 10,000,000 nuts,'
which is even a larger order than he
placed aboard the Oscar II. Wall
Street Journal.
Cousin Bill Hohenzollern didn't get
an invitation to that royal wedding in
England, but he didn't have to buy a
wedding present, either. Brooklyn
Eagle.
A3 we get it, the difference between
Wilson's and Harding's remedies for
conditions is about the same as that
brtween castor oil and castoria.
Manila Bulletin.
HERALD WANT ADS RESULTS.
The latest Victor
dance records
May time is dance-time; so, for May-time (or
any other time) here are seven dance records
ablaze with life 14 separate numbers, each
individually striking:, altogether a complete
evening's card. -
The demand for the new Victor records is
always great. Come in and make your
selection early.
Jimrny Fox Trot - - '
Paul Whiteman and Hl Orchestra ( , 00T
After the RainFox Trot f 18872
Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra )
Tee-Pee Blues Fox Trot
The Benson Orchestra of Chicago ( QOj
Black Eyed Blues Fox Trot f 18874
The Benson Orchestra of Chicago J
While Miami Dreams Fox Trot
Joseph C. Smith and His Orchestra ( . ce.a
Tell Her at Twilight Fox Trot f 18878
Hackel-Berge Orchestra J
Old Fashioned Girl Fox Trot
Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra ( , B0Ta
Little Crey Sweetheart of Mine Med. Fox Trot f 18873
Club Royal Orchestra J
Bygones Fox Trot "
Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra ( ...s.
By the Sapphire Sea Fox Trot f 18880
Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra )
My Mammy Knows Fox Trot
The Benson Orchestra of Chicago I .....
Angel Child-Fox Trot f 18870
The Benson Orchestra of Chicago )
Ten Little Fingers and Tn Little Toes Fox Trot A
The Benson Orchestra of Chicago (
In Bluebird Land Fox Trot f 18871
vThe Benson Orchestra of Chicago J
Thieles
These strikes are more or less like
coffee. Settling them seems about the
only way to get at the grounds
Manila Bulletin.
You can't Improve the breed of
Fords by crossing them with a loco
motive. Favm, Stock and Home.
IMPERIAL
The Home of Better
Photo Plays
TONIGHT, MAY 5
Last Showing of
DUSTIN FARNUM
in
"The Primal Law"
MACK SENNETT Comedy
ADM. 10 and 30c
Saturday, May 6
VIVIAN MARTIN
in
"Pardon My French"
A farce comedy drama
adapted from
TOLLY IN THE PANTRY
MUTT & JEFF Comedy
Educational Weekly
ADM. Afternoon and Eve.
Adm. 10 and 30c
Sunday, May 7
CHARLES RAY
S. V. P."
His Latest Comedy Drama
Comedy
"Little Miss Mischief
Last New
ADM 10c and 30c
Monday, May 8
CIRCUS DAY
4 -BIG ACTS 4.
of High Class
Vaudeville
and Photoplay
Comedy and Weekly News