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THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1922.
She Alltmtrr Hrralb
' TUESDAY AND FttlDAY
BURR PKINT1NG CO, Owners
Enteral at the po.rtoffice at Alliance,
Kebw, for transportation through the
fenails aj aecond clans matter.
GEORGE L. BURR, Jr Editor
XDWIN M. BURR Business Mgr.
Official newspaper of the City of
Alliance; official newspaper of Box
Batta County.
become possible. This is one of Che
principal functions of the chamber of
commerce, and it is not only loiter
eijuippd to put the ila over, but can
coiimand whatever support is ncccs-Hary.
SOMETHING NEW.
TosKibly the prophet was ri(rht
about it, and there i nothing new
uruler the un, but the other day some
thing happened to us for the first time.
The Herald has but one rule in regard
to stories of olTenscs against the law
-and that is to print all of them. Sev
eral times we have explained just why
this course is followed, and the aver-
one of their members. But for the
first time, we had a man say to u.
.n effect: "The culprit is my son, all
right, but he's over twenty-one. What
he doe.? is his own responsibility, not
his parents'. I've no objection to your
giving him what's coming to him, but
leave me out. I'm not to blame it's
none of my affair."
If we were inclined to sermonize,
lire's a topic that is worth discussion.
But you can take this father's attitude
as a hasis lor a lecture ana write it
yourself if you need it.
Owned and published by The Burr
Matin? ComDany. George L. Burr,
9rm President; Edwin M. Burr, Vke I age man or woman will listen respect
Freakient. fully and applaud miehtily, and then,
when it is proposed to make no excep-
THENEXT ENTERTAINMENT. tion in his favor, waxes wroth. It s
the way of the world, and editors have
Tb crowds attracted to Alliance Dy grown to expect it. l he same man
thm various public entertainments I who will apploud publicity for his
lemonstrate quite effectively that,! neighbor's family never feels quite the
kowever much factional and class feel-1 game way when the spotlight is turned
log exists or may be stirred up from hn his direction
lime to time, the people living in the I Newspaper men have hundreds of
trade territory of Alliance look upon I requests to suppress news. The re
this city as their natural buying cen-1 quest may come from a friend of the
ter. They really like to come to this culprit, his friend or his family. It s
ity; they like to trade here; and they I easier to listen to the friend than to
like our brand of entertainment. the others. At least, he is unselfish
Times have changed, as evidenced I about it. The culprit usually speaks
"by the taste in public entertainment I as though he were the most unselfish
A decade or two ago, communities ofl0f mortals he wouldn't care if the
this sise could stage a public celebra-1 world knew; he can take his medicine,
tion for a few hundred dollars, but the blow will simply kill mother,
Amusements were not so plentiful inor dad, or sister or brother.' Funny
those days, and programs did not need thing, isn't it, how a man will forget
to be elaborate or expensive. But, all the folks at home and run risks of
with hundreds of communities compet- this kind, and how, once in Jail, he
ing to see which could put on the most I will suddenly remember what he owes
elaborate shows, and spend the most to them. Not only does he realize that
money, the entertainment feature was they should be protected, but he tries
gradually lost. It came to be a matter to get the newspaper to do the pro
of drawing crowds to make money, tecting that he should have done in the
rather than to establish cordial rela- flrst place. How often must it be
tiona, cement friendships and develop pointed out that newspapers do not
good will. . ' I manufacture the news; they print only
Alliance has, the past year or two, I what someone else does, ihe man
got back, in a measure, to the spirit I who forgets his family and does things
of other days. Not completely, per-1 that he shouldn't, cannot rightfuTly
naps, but there are merchants who! expect strangers to have consideration
realise that it is better to have aland respect for his parents that he
amaller crowd, make less money and lacks
liave everyone go away satisfied andf When members of a family want to
feeling good than to spend a lot of keep "something out of the papers,'
money, charge heavy admittance fees! they ask, selfishly, for a favor they
and have the farmers leave the city have no right to expect to be granted.
Reeling that they had been farmed in-1 No newspaper man will intentionally
bring disgrace upon an innocent man
or woman. But the newspaper owes
a duty to its subscribers. The news
mu?t be printed subscribers pay for
it and expect to get it. Publicity has
he rood effect of acting as a deterrent
to crime. It is feared by many more
than the courts. To be effective, it
must be pitiless; it must be thorough,
The time has gone by when legitimate
news will be ruppressed as a "favor
to anyone. The newspaper man who
'!oes this sort of favor for one man is
aithless to the hundreds who trust in
his integrity and rely on him to pijnt
the news they pay for.
ve mentioned mat something en
tirely new had liapiencd to us. We
have had dozens of calls from offend
era who thought, too late, of the ef
fects of their misdeeds upon their fam
dies. We have had dozens of calls
from families who wanted protection
against the publicity of misdeeds of
stead of entertained.
This city, has for several years,
rxnsored an annual race meet. It
lias been an expensive proposition,
There have been cards that were
equalled only by the large racing cen
ters. It takes money to hang up
purses that will attract the crowds
from, any great distance. Large
purses require heavy attendance, and if
the attendance cannot be counted upon,
the admittance fees are high. The
chamber of commerce, which has
- lathered the race meets, hns lost
money every year but one, and the
race meet account has shown a grow
in ir balance on the red side of thu
ledger.
Which brings us to the idea of rev-
eral merchants for the conduct of ;hc
race meet this year. It is suggested
that racinc is a popular sport; and
that people in this part of the country
like to come to celebrations of some
kind. Alliance can hardly afford not
to stage some sort of entertainment
at least once a year. The merchants
in ouestion have taken a tip from
Fairview. This little community of
live farmers have managed to do
wonders in entertaining their own
people all the time, and the entire
county once in a while. They have
teen moving spirits in the county
baseball league this year; their liter
ary programs and entertainments
draw people from a good distance
ouUide their territory. But at their
celebration last year they rang the
belL They put on a show that was
worth going to see. They weren't
prepared to handle a big crowd to the
best advantage, but the people who
came in a thousand or more automo
biles went home satisfo 1.
The Fairview ICoa or entertainment
it is pioposed to use for Alliance this
year. It is suggested that we have a
race meet but instead of making up
big purses for the owners of racing
animals from outside the state, en
courage competition of home people.
Instead of charging heavy admission
fees, the amount can be cut in half,
or ever more. The chamber of com
merce will do well to ponder over the
idea. l ast year's race meet resulted
in some good lacing, but also in con
siderable crabbing on the part of the
guests. A lot of good home men did
their viewing of the races from a point
outside the fence and far enough away
so that the ticket tellers never saw
them.
Incidentally, the chamber of com
merce is the proper organization to put
over these entertainments. It is in
terested, not primarily in making
money, but in developing gcod will
and cordial business relations. Every
public entertainment affects the stand
ing of every merchant, and all who
are interested should have a voice
in making the plans. The merchants
co-operate. With the entire member'
fchip interested, all sore spots can be
SIDETRACKED.
(Omaha News.)
Thirty-two senators and 435 con
gressmen will shortly go back home
and ask the people to re-elect them to
the wait with one arm, fell upon each
other s chest, gazed heavenward with
a r;pt r.'titivle if p'cuj devotion. They
called this 'The Maiden's Prayer.' 1
then noticed another couple; he was
patting her on the back and shoulders
and rubbing her on the neck with his
left hand and massaging the leit side
with h!s right hand. This was called
'The O; teopath.' He was probably
treating her tor heart trouble. A very
tall man and a short sweet-faced (dvl
were doing a favorite dance called
'The Chiropractor." His big muscular
right aim was operating up and down
her bat tone and she seemed to cringe
with every adjustment. One of the
most popular dances was being per
formed by a little girl with bobbed
hair and a short fat fellow. She had
forgotten to tie a string about her
waist, and he was holding her fondly
and lovingly to his breast to prevent
her escaping from him. They did very
little foot work but kept up a con-
another term in Washington. And tinual jerking of both shoulders and
many of them are frankly worried. one hip. This was called 'Ihe St.
Havintr ridden into office on the Vitus.' Then the orchestra broke wild-
wings of a tempest of dissatisfaction ly into a scream they called a one step,
with thinir a thev were, thev now I ana a snorc neavy cnap anu a uui
lanky girl did a very impressive inter
pretation dance. She bent over him
and placed the tip of her powdered
nose just under his right ear while he
clasped her madly about the waist with
both hands and witk both eyes fixed
heavenward pranced about the floor.
Although they were bumped into by
several couples they never relaxed
their hold. This they called 'The
Dying Calf "
HEART TO HEART
(York Republican)
There is something strange about
the average subscriber's attitude to
ward his newspaper. A subscriber
who will be very frank to tell his
grocer that the butter was strong or
the clothier that his suit doesnt give
satisfaction, will call at the newspaper
office and stop his paper without a
word of explanation, or, if he has
nofc attained the full stature of man
hood he will mark it refused at the
postoffice. The newspaper business
is iust a little different than any other.
The newspaper is the product of some
editor s industry and talent. How-
much of the latter he may lack does
not matter. The paper is the child of
his fancy and ambition, we ieeis
and his position is eminently correct.
that relation between himself ana nis
subscribers is something more than
barter and exchange. It is a persona
interest and when the paper has of
fended a subscriber or fails longer to
enlist his interest and patronage the
editor has a rieht for his own satis-
1 action and the good of the paper to
know wherein the fault lies. Editor?
, tinm.in too much so to be happv
the "then," and it is not going to be nmi contented with their lot. Bettei
easy. I newspapers would be the result i
It is predicted that Fome of our con-1 nponlp who repd the newspapers would
gressmen and senators may be missing I register their judgments about their
w hen the new , congressional ron is i paper over the editorial aesK insteao
fear they may be ridden out of office
on a wave of dissatisfaction with
things as they are.
The present huge G. O. P. majority.
independent observers admit, is large
ly the result of the nation-wide unrest
which had this country in its grip in
1920. Sensing this unrest, the "outs"
could not resist temptation.
"Vote for us. they chorused from
Maine to California, "and we will bring
you back the good old days!"
"Normalcy" was the most effective
appeal of all these candidates. Folks
were told that a victory for Harding
meant a through ticket on the Good
Times Express right back to the milk-
and-honey days ot before the war.
But somehow "normalcy got side
tracked.
Taxes are still high and may go
higher. Between Secretary of the
Treasury Mellon and congress they are
prophesying a 1750,000,000 deficit in
our next budget and new taxes will
have to be levied to meet it.
Farmers are up against it and
clamor in vain for relief. Industry is
still nervous and the cost of living re
fuses to climb down albeit the very
bottom has dropped out of farm pro
ducts, basis of our living.
Wages arc on the decline ana some
6,000,000 unemployed are looking for
jobs.
ihese are just a iew oi me kicks
"Normalcy" has received.
So it is that beads of clammy per
spiration stand forth on the apprehen
sive political brow.
It's going to be a hard summer.
Just as it has done for all opportunists
since time began, the season has ar
rived for reconciling the "now" with
called.
THE NEWEST DANCES.
(Merriman Maverick.)
Recently Brother Green attended a
modern dance, and in the beginning of
hH description of that tlance he states
that when he was a boy he used to
attend a H;ince occasionally his own
self. "Then,' says Green, "they
danced the cotillion, the schottisehe.
the polka, the waltz ami the quadrille.
"These days," continued Green, "I
was hearing so much about the fox
trot, the do:? walk, and the bunny hug.
and that famous jazz music that I got
curious. Ihe first thing I noticed was
the music. The pianist was playing a
. K!po'. He Tcmed to Vie trying
to climb up the front of the pianc
and on top without stopping to spit
on, his hands. The flfor manarr said
he called the 'The Hod Carrier's De
light.' Then I got to watching the
dancers. One rather young couple both
undersized, clasped each other aroum1
of in the post office or from the far
end of a telephone line, ine editoi
needs honest cnt cism that purpose
to make better newspapers. He will
welcome those callers who come tc
lodge their honest complaints. But
for the class who fly off in a passior
at something in the paper that uoe:
not atrree with their views and regis
trr their complaint by the route of r
"refused" card at the post o'.fice the
editor entertains about the same lesi
ing that the denti t did for a custome
who rot dissatisfied With his store
teeth, took them out of his mouth, pu
them in his pocket and sut down am
bit himself.
"Kansas Hen lay Thirty E . f-s i
Thirtv Day3." An erg a day Ke?p:
the hatchet away. Debs Magsz ne.
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HOW OFTEN DO WE USE THE WORD
HOW OFTEN CONSIDER IT?
Are you preparing for tomorrow? You
have a good job, perhaps, at present; are
making sufficient money to see you through
from week to week. But what are your aims,
your ambitions? What are you going to do,
or be, in life?
It Always Takes a Start
You must begin sometime, some way. A
savings account will do wonders toward giv
ing you the necessary START. Think it over,
then come talk it over.
PUT YOUR MONEY IN A STRONG BANK
Alliance National Bank
Alliance, Neb.
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