THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, ANUL 21, 1922.
CHURCH OF CHRIST.
We are very happy to announce the
IiORiani for next Lord's day. At 10
ociock the music led by the Junior
Orchestra loj;in.i. '1 he' Bible .-chool
will place you in a cii'ss where you
will he at home. At 11 o clock the
Communion service followed by ti e
M?rmo u The Miljet is, "Cleanl inl
and Purity." Tins is in harmony w th
the clean-up campaign of our city
Officials.
At tr.e eveninpr hour, fol'mvinir the
C. E. prayer meeting, the minister will
preach a sermon to the Odd Felhnv.
and l'.eheccas. The I. O. O. F. and
auxiliary organizations Vu.vc giacious
ly accepted the minster's invitation io
be present and listen to the scrnoa
cn the 10-'id ar.mvri r.ry as i.n organ
ization. The subject w.ll b?, "The
Jericho Ko-ul." Special music loth
morning and cven'ng v;l! he nudivcd
by the choir. 11. I). Slu llnnljci uer will
ping at evening service. We sha'l !'
happy to greet you i t the church with
a message and a welcome.
S. J. KPLKR, Minister.
METHODIST ( III IU H.
At the 11 o'clock worship hour next
Sunday, the Easter class oi new moir,
lers will be received into the church.
There will be a baptismal service for
those who desire it. Members of the
Methodist or other churches elsewhere
inay come by letter, and those who
have never been connected with a
church, by confession of their faith in
Christ as their Savior. The address of
the morning will be to the incoming
clasp, from the following question,
"What Kind of a Church Would My
Church be if Every Member were Just
Like Me?"
In the evening, 7:30, the subject
Will be, "The Christian Sabbath Sat
urday or Sunday?" We have no in
tention of attempting to convert any
person who may keep Saturday as the
Kabbalh into a Sunday keeper, but we
believe our people have a right to
know our reasons for keeping Sunday
rather than the Jewish sabbath. We
presume that any person who has posi
tively decided one way or another on
this question will go away as con
vinced as ever that he is right, but we
believe any person who is seeking
truth, and whose mind is open to con
viction, will agree with ua that the
vast majority of the Christian cliurches
are keeping the proper day.
The special Easter thank offering
last Sunday was alxut $.'J.". The
Knights Templar deposited an en
velope containing $;'.(), which they de
s:gnated as a gift lor the building
fund. The total collection was almost
?1.".(). Thanks to all who helped.
On May 1 at. (I 2 there will be a dis
trict conierence held in ScottshlulT, at
which several distinguished speakers
inclu ling Bishop Stuntz will make ad
dresses. Any of our people who can
arrange to do so should plan to be
present.
M. C. SMT:i, Pastor.
Anniversary of
Odd Fellows (o Kc
Observed April 26
The lr3 1 anniversary of the .-tailing
of the Independent Order of Odd Fel
lows, on Wednesday even'ng, April 2C,
will be celebrate I by the Members ot
the different branthes of the order in
Alliance on that d: te at the gymna
sium of the new Methodist church.
tartiBg at S o'clock. The program will
include several features, the thief
event being an address by T. Porter
Bennett, of Sidney, who was grv.no
chaplain of the Grand Lodge of Ne
braska for three years. The services
are for all members of any branch of
the order, who are requested to be
present with their families.
The farmers' movement that brings
rpnltu is tbp kind that beirins at day
break. Ashville Times.
SAYS
JOHN P.
MEDBURY
Several business firms have installs
phonograj hs in their offices. They
ugure that with music the stenograph
ers will do more or less work. But a
lot of stenographers don't do more und
..QuUin t do less.
Girls used to hunt for positions
where the hours were short. Now
they'll look for jobs where the music
frjwwl
The firm may pav b:g wages, but
the stenographers wont slay it' the
oss isn t u od dancer.
Whenever the manager rings she
won't know whether he wants to dic
tate or lo step.
He'll :nk her to take a letter and
-hell tell him she'd rather sit this one
out.
Can you imagine a stenographer
Willing a letier while three or four
phonographs aie voing? Shell start
out, "'Air. Smith. Tear S r. our
iettfr received I'm a Jazz H.ibv and in
reply would state that I Ain't No
imdv's Iv.rlintr that the carload of
Tuck Me to Sleep "
The guv who receive) I the letter
wouldn t know whether he had ordered
lumber or music.
Half the population objects to alco
holic beveraires going down and the
other half objects to their going up.
Cleveland Commercial.
Our politicans keep their ears fo
close to the ground that criticism goes
over their heads. Brooklyn fc,agie.
Those getting in on the ground floor
often find there's no elevator. Cin
cinnati Post.
The reason men brag about the bee's
industry is because men get the honey.
One Treatment Will Im
prove You
Although it may require several treat
ments to make you feel in tip-top shape, one
treatment will show you enough results to
warrant your faith in Chiropractic.
It's basic principles lie in the spine, which
is the telltale of your health.
All the muscle and bones that are lying
dormant in your body immediately become
active with this treatment.
Let me help you.
Dr. C. J. Robinson
Chiropractor, in Charge of
DRS. JEFFREY & SMITH
Over Harper's Dept. Store
The manager would call the chief
clerk and the chief clerk would say
he'd be there as soon as he finished
his waltz.
The cashier would Ijc in with the
president and in the middle of the
conference he d hear tjie phonograph
start plaing "Home Again Blues" and
say "Pardon me, but I have this dance
with your secretary."
Employes wouldn't care about work
ing places where they had the newest
appliances, they d want to work where
they had the latest records.
No stenographer wants to listen to
the boss on the dictaphone when she
can hear an opera star on the phono
graph. Music will take away the effects of
work and the clerks and stenographers
will start going to the office by invi
tation only.
It won't be long before they start
wealing their evening gowns.
Summer Training
Camps for Young
Men of Nebraska
Young men of the country' ranging
between the ages of seventeen and
twenty-seven will be given an oppor
tunity for a summer's outing with ad
vantages of outdoor life and military
training combined. There will be three
camps held: one at Fort ST"lii.
Minn., for the residents of North Da
kota, Minnesota and Iowa; a second at
Fort Des Moines, la., tor uiomj who
live in South Dakota, Nebraska and
Kansas; and a third at Jefferson Bar
racks, Mo., for those who live in Mis
souri and Arkansas.
The requirements this year are that
the candidates must be not less than
seventeen years ot age and not over
twenty-five for the first or Red course.
The ages for the White course are be
tween eighteen and twenty-six and for
those who attend the Blue course the
ages must be between nineteen and
twenty-seven.
It is expected that approximately
2,500 candidates can receive the train
ing this year while only 1,200 could be
sent to the camps in 1921. All three
of the camps will be held during the
month of August starting on August 1
and ending August 30.
Applications and requests for ap
plications should be mailed to the
Chief of Staff, 89th Division, Army
building, Omaha, for those residing
in South Dakota, Nebraska and Kansas.
"THAT LITTLE GAME"-
By R Link
t. r- . 1 a If
ITS Dtncin r
VAODEVtU 5HOUI TO
Srr InI uJvth MY 5iRu.
SHE'lu "Bust' UP A
DflAw) -to AM AcE , -SHE
SAYS AM AGE 15
so Pretty amd a
Poor-straight is
AM OSL.V THiMi Amt-
Fiuu OME T.OO HAVEMT
A VAlll. -
HO HO
AulAOSY
DROPPED
TiEAE OOHEM
I SAoJ WHAT
WPE
H AO T'OTHEfl
MlSHT.
SHE,CA-uEt,'
AfcOOT SK
tlMES AND
HEUO A'ROYAL".-
First t
EVER. SAOJ -
TSONT UAMT HOO
OVS TO iHlr4R I
CAARrtieo FOR. MOMEY.-
"BoT MV UJlFE 1 5 A
"PjoRM "PokER. SHArtK."
she is ccEvea-
SAve That
STi)FT PoRL
fLAttlES MlTE"-3
C'rWOfsl, '
UJASVI 'EM OP
V U f
if,
J
i
l
"s
J
'Sv-
WITH THE YOUNGER SET
V.tLM A.U C OPt CO
1 vmVm
7
L
i' S T, t VI
Si!
H 'in :
Ano -r vas
... Jr
Showing New Departures in
Sport Dresses
Sport Suits
Sport Wraps
OPORT APPAREL will be more popular this season
than ever before, judging from the charm and irre
sistible appeals of the new models.
Vivid colors and fascinating checks and plaids are used
with charming effect that permit some entirely new and
distinctive combinations.
The vogue is so youthful and delightful that we're im
patient to see it's adaptation.
Your especial attention is called to our latest arrivals, a
charming lot of Sport Dresses for varying tastes.
Extra Special Values
in CAPES and SPORT COATS
We urge you to see there arpealmjr jr;irmnts, specially -Driccd
at $10.00 and $12.50
THE FASHION SHOP
for Superior Style and Quality.
SEVEN
Ilv HANNY,