THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1922. HIREU Random Shots G.m.,.., w ...,W.,M,M., At -future boxing matches, Young Eilly Papke will miss one face that he nee shook hands with. TODAY'S BEST STORY. She was from Boston, he from Ok lahoma. "You have traveled a great leal in the West, have you not, Miss Bacon?" "Oh yes, indeed in California and Arizona and even in New Mexico." "And did you ever 6ee the Cherokee strip?" There was a painful silence, but finally she looked over her glasses at him and said: "Sir, I deem your ques tion exceedingly rude." There are people who condemn sin just to have an excuse to talk about it. our legaiTdepartment. Dear Random Shootist: Me goil ac cepted a karat and a half diamond ring from me and gave me the go-by. She siays it's all off. That doesn't fret me much, but can I recover the diamond ? Unfortunate Ambrose. Friend Ambrose: Perhaps this will help you decide on a course of action. It's always been a question as to who owns an engagement ring when the en gagement is broken. The question came up in a New York City court the other day. The ring, worth $660, was put in the judge's hands. "Do you want this precious ring or thisprecious girl ?" he asked of the man. "The girl," was the reply. "Will you have this man or give up this ring?" the judge asked the girl. "I'd like to think it over," was her non-committal reply. The court gave her three months' time for deciding, and meanwhile gave the ring into the custody of the man's lawyer, indicating its opinion that an engage ment ring belongs to the suitor if he is finally rejected. - s , -, . OLDSTORY. ' (Scottsbluff Star-Herald.) . There is a man in Scottsbluff who is very much wrapped up in his busi nes, so much so that he leaves home early in the morning before the youngsters are up and returns in the evening after they are abed. But the other night his wife was called to sit up with a kinswoman who was ill and it was up to the husband to care for the youngsters. The wife Arrived home in the morning and asked ns to how he fared. "Oh, I got along fairly well," he re plied, "but that red headed girl of ours I had to spank before I could make her go to bed." "Why that wasn't our girl," the wife gasped. "She belongs to the neighbor family across the street." This is a companion yarn to the old one about the railway brakeman who worked nights and who didn't have much time to get acquainted with his family. One morning he got up on the wrong side of the bed and his small son annoyed him by screeching and yowling out in the yard. He ordered the boy to pipe down, but got no re sults. And so, in the time hono way, he "attended" to hisf offspring. The latter, howling louder than evei ra nto his mother. "Mamma," he bawled, "that strange man who sleeps here nights spanked me." Brings back old times when we read an editorial telling how much the Harding administration ha3 accom plished. Remember the billboard slogan: "Let's Be Done With Wiggle and Wob ble," so prevalent before the 1920 land slide? Well, at Fremont they tell us that one of those signs is still stand ing. The bill poster forgot to cover it up, and now they say it's needed more than ever. - . KEEP UP WITHYOUR SLANG. Learn a new word a day, and be able to understand the high school kids. Noman or woman can converse intelligently with a child these days unless he knows the language. Words for today: GOON A person with a heavy touch, as distinguished from a JIGGER A person with a light touch. Freely translated, this means that a jigger looks on life with a genial eye, and goons take a more stolid and lit eral view. It was a treat dav last Sundnv in the new church. All services were largely attended. The Sunday school numlered 2i)0, with many more prom ising to attend. Plans arc being made as rapidly as possible for a program of activities that will practically take all the time. Our trustees and official members plan to have the social hall of the church a place where all who wish can find plenty of innocent help ful amusement. It will be a center of the best entertainment the community affords, as well as plenty of fun, the best of all, where religion is not left out. Services will be at the usual hours next Sunday. The Sunday school meeting at 10 o'clock, has been partly reorganized. Dr. E. C. Drake has been elected general superintendent, and one more department has been organ ized, the Elementary, including the second, third and fourth grades of children. Mrs. Nellie Wilson will be superintendent of this department, and it will have one of the large rooms in the basement. Epworth league will be held at 6:30. Very soon some new features and ac tivities will be added to the league. We invite all young people who want a good time and a chance to serve, to become members. The sermon topics will be as fol lows: 11 o'clock, "Modern Infidelity;" 7:30 o'clock, "A Fearless Prophet." M. C. SMITH, Pastor. BAPTIST CHURCH. A splendid prayer meeting was en joyed last Wednesday, with Winifred Tibbits as leader. She took for her topic "The Reasonableness of Prayer." The pastor is glad to announce that he will preach at both services Sun day. However, he will not baptise un til the following week owing to the fact that there are several who want him to explain several questions as to church, etc. . So we will wait and baptise a larger number later. We are beginning to prepare for our Easter services. The pastor will preach during "His Last Week," beginning April 9, and we will study every even ing the last week of our Lord's life. These sermons will be evangelistic in tone and we are expecting additions to the church as the result. We hear much praise of our orches tra, this makes us feel proud of them, and the choir also is making headway. Subject for the men's Bible class is the first in a series of studies in "The Great Crisis of Christ's Life." Sermon topics as follows: Morning, "Growing Faith." Evening, "A Thrill ing Example of Brotherhood." Welcome to the friendly church with the friendly grip. B. J. MINORT, Pastor. nrpears in her room at midnight a per fect specimen, as thotijrh made to onler for her pui-pose. Rut he's there with intent to rob, which complicates tnatters somewhat. The working out of the plot from this point is interest ing and full of suspense. Sunday comes Charles Ray in "The Old Swimmin' Hole." The press arent chortles: She was fickle and faithless to Ezra. She took his candy, his ap ples, 'n' everything; V then she turned him down! The Wampl Come laugh and cry through six reels of youth in James Whitcomb Riley's famous poem, screened as he wrote itl ministry. No doubt there are too many puch misfits in the pulpit, but not ns many as there wei-c. Hut if we remain quiet under such a sugges tion, we certainly cannot blame the world for thinking we are cowards. WhO ha.4 A hrttor fio-Jif fn n1l 4k. .. ii ii ii my Hum i to my people than I ? And from whom inquiry a neiier rigni to expect the truth than from the one they have called to be pastor, and whose salary they pay? On Monday rearl White in "Know Your Men" is the attraction. It is the Ftory of a girls' awakening to the real ities of life and its hardships just when she was happiest. When the blow falls it carries with it her father, her fortune and even the man she loves who turns out to be a cad. Her subsequent life is an effort to make up for the light moments she frit tered away, but again, when she has a chance to be happy with a hus band who really loves her, she Is driv en to misfortune and desperation. THE PARSONS CORNER By Rev. B. J. Minort, Pastor of the First Baptist Church, Alliance ARE PREACHERS COWARDS? How two or more preachers could sit still at the recent "welfare" meeting held at the court house and say noth ing when the president said that the preachers should exchange pulpits and speak on a certain subject, "because preachers can tell other congregations the truth much better than they can tell their own congregation, because they are not so afraid to say some things to strangers as they are to their own people," is beyond me. It reveals the old conception of the ministry that we too often find in fic tion that the minister is a man who is so soft that he dares not sit down, who dares not Bay anything for fear some godless member of his church will open his, or more often, her, mouth. This wishy-washy conception of the ministry is the curse of the church to day. -The man who is so good that he dares not say anything; the man who has a backbone made of a fiddle string, and legs out of putty, that are too often too soft to hold him up, there fore he seldom wanders far from his study-cot for fear some long tongued woman who is everlastingly trying to reform this or that will say, "Ooh." Tonitrht Alliance movie natrons will have a second and last opportunity to' see Betty Compson in "The Little I Minister. ' This film proved most pop ular last night, and it is expected that there will be enough readers of thisi popular book by Sir James Barne to fill the theater again this evening. Saturday, in addition to the usual four acts of vaudeville, Miss DuPont in "Shattered Dreams" will be the feature photoplay. It's a story of a woman who loves her art a great deal and men not so much until a man came along who is bad enough and hopeless enough to interest her. She is a sculptress. Her art is her life. But she wants to do a statue of an Apache and for that she must have a perfect type. And Apaches are rot fond of appearing in daylight. They're not simply bashful; they have a few murders apiece to their credit and can't afford daylight. Then an Apache Exchange pulpits, so that the preachers will "dare to tell the truth." Shades of Wesley and Spurgeon. What are we coming to? Exchange pulpits because a preacher does not dare to say anything to "his" congre gation. Good Lord, what are we coming to in this Western country? Is this the conception that the people have of us? Shall we remain silent and let the world get such a flimsy idea of what we are? Are we less men be cause we are preachers? Do our congregations expect us to sugarcoat the truth, because we are their pastor? Do these same congre gations expect only an outsider to tell the truth? Are we such miserable cowards that we must hire another or exchange with another occasionally in order that people get a little truth? Perhaps this "welfare" organization will do some good yet if it doesn't do anything else than point the world to the fact that our pulpits are filled with a lot of cowards. If such we are, the world ought to know it, for it pays our salaries. Personally, I have nothing but con tempt for such a conception of the CHURCH OF CHRIST Next Lord's day being "Neighbor's Day" you are requested to come and bring your neighbor to all the services. There are many who do not attend any church. Get the whole family to attend. The sermons will be in keep ing with the day. For the morning subject the minister will answer the question, "Who Is My Neighbor?" At trie evening hour the subect will be, 'The Kingdom of Heaven." With this subject we shall endeavor to find out what our Lord meant by the use of the term and its relationship to hu manity. We have been hel ped so much in our worship and praise by the Junior Orchestra. They will continue to play each Sunday. Mrs. Fosdick has from twelve to fourteen pieces in this or chestra. A large choir will sing at both services. At the evening hour special mutic by men's voices will be rendered. You will be benefited by attending the Endeavor prayer meeting at 6:30 in the evening. When you pre in need of worship that thrills the soul remember the hou.-e of God is open at all services, open at all services. Come to the church with a message and a -welcome. STEPHEN J. EPLER, Minister. METHODIST CHURCH. (Corner Seventh and Box Butte.) IT a Something New IN THE NATIONAL VACUUM ELECTRIC WASHER ALL ENCLOSED , SAFETY WRINGER COPPER TUB STEEL CUT GEARS FULL CIRCLE WRINGER BEAUTIFUL GRAY FINISH ELECTRIC SWITCH ON MACHINE In fact, everything which makes for PERFECTION in Style, Finish and Service Rhein Hardware Co. Prompt and Courteous Service I have no objection to exchanging pulpits for other reasons, but not for the reason that I am afraid to tell my people the truth. The members of the Baptist church are told the truth, and often it hurts them, but they love their pastor for it. We have never had a more loyal people, and I am sure they would not think much of me if they thought I invited another preacher to my pulpit to tell them what I was afraid to say. Personally, if I thought they had SUCh a flimsv concent Inn of th mnrnl character of their pastor, there would oe anouier preacner leaving town. Such a coward is not fit for the minis try, for the minister wrhethnp ha uristi. es or not, is looked upon as a leader ana an example ror the young life of the community. A preacher should be a perfect ex ample of moral and physical sourage. His people ought to demand this of him. His education may not be per fect and he ca nbe a good preacher; his social standing may not be high, neither was Christ's, but he still can be a good preacher and pastor.- But if he lacks physical and moral courage, he is not fit for the pulpit. The man who is afraid to tell the unvarnished .truth to his people, yet will go to another's congregation and tell what he is afraid to tell his own, in my way of looking at it, is a hypo crite and nothing else. Yes, sister, I will perhaps tell my people what you want me to, if it is of sufficient im- fortance, but for goodness" sake don't nsult my people or their pastor by in timating that another must do it be cause he is afraid to. At our church the truth is told twice a Sunday and often during the week and instead of the people getting mad, they love us for it. They pay me a comfortable salary to do that very thing. ' And, God helping me,-it will be done. We are neither afraid of devil or woman. 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THE MODEL BEST SUITED TO YOUR FIGURE. , Come to our Corset Section Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday, consult Mrs. Cheatum She will fit you in a Nemo model which Is designed to benefit your health as well as your figure, and It will cost you no more than a corset selected at random for we do not chart for our expert service. u. ... The women of Alliance may come herewith the same con- ,, fidence with which yon would go to your physician. SOUVENIR DAY Saturday, March 25th FREE Souvenir to all Who Call FREE Souvenir to all Who Call AT Mann Music & Art Go. FREE Copy of beautiful song "Little Sunshine" to each visitor to our store See the Beautiful Chest of Silver Twenty-six piece Set of guaranteed Community Silver, in a handsome velvet lined leatherette case. ASK FOR PARTICULARS AT OUR STORE. FREE! PIANO RECITAL AND ENTERTAINMENT! COME IN! Mann Music & Art Go. Alliance, Nebraska