r tnu AUiimt. tibKALd', t rUiAX,' JANUAKY 6,1922. Through a Glass Darkly FANNIE HURST iVAV.ViV.V.V.V'i Uoprrlgbv. UUk. bf Th Maealei ammonia, lu. C'oiixlileniM.v after tlie Kuropeun In vasions of tlio Iluns find (iiitlis caiiio the u li'Nt conMilt i'hMo Invasions of Anvriran-tiiinle Klines. Aiiierlciin innile mllllmiiili'ea hiiiI tourist. Essential enough Id- n ut llu; tu t Is tuii'Diilal estates it ml countless counts t ho llrst two, but what nf the rrnillfiit-ncckod genus tourist out of t'hlllicothe or Altoona. Koot;ul or I'.looily tJulcli, lio sn-uil nn iiiitimil million of Amer ican diJInr on picture postcards of tin; Loaning iiii'l KIITel towers mitl the doves of Si. Mini;; another tinnuiil million up the Muttorhoni, ih.wn the catacouihs mill on the Lion of Lucerne; till another miscellaneous tiilll'ion or Ho on French kid nloves anil Wet lace; Roman pearls ami Anderson seconds; Ewlss chalet boxen ii nil mosaic ln'cast plns; Chlmitl; Curlslail mid bad cor als; MouJIn Koiiki'; (hi! Coliseum by moonlight mill Komlnlas by the hour? There nn quicksands In the tour ist's hour-tjliiss. Life Is short and nrt Vns long until Cooks lassoed the world v. lih a larlat-long excursionist's ticket and I'.aeilekcr compressed the thousand halls of the Louvre Into nine ty' homeopathic pu:cs; catalogued the tinlverso itnd asterisked the American tlan and running-water of two con tinents. On hoard the Iloumanla, under a ouUiern sky so blue thut It quivered ttt the verge of sea-Kreen, half a thou and first-class lourlsti crowded to the lee railing of the promenade deck, edg ing, Jamming and leveling field glasses U a remote line against the blue, bo thin that a school of porpols might liavt ben seen slicing the water with "their flns. "Miss Esther Lefkovltch, tiptoeing, Quivering, and her quick eyes framed to a frame of blowing curls and a pongee tourist's cup, grasped her left neighbor's leveled held glasses and thrust them Into her futher's hand. "See, papal Land I Lnndl Here, look through Mr. Danzlger'a field glasses." ( "Humph I Humph I See, Bertha, uch a speck should be land." "See, mama I Here, you look, too. See, we're coming to Madeira. Fun chat Is the name of the town where the boat stops for two hours. Isn't It, Mr. FmnzlgerT Try to remember thut. mama Funchal, where they make the hand embroidery." '"Funchnir' "No, no, mama ; you've got them tip side down. See, like this. Anybody could tell, Mr. Dunalger, by the way - hold our field sinuses, that this Is our first trip to Kurope." "If anybody should ask you, Esther, your papa and me crossed to America tvhen we vfna both little enough to be Such . Expensive Pollteneaa as Mr. Danzlger'a I Can Get Cheaper." Carried lu arms an$ not 6n such a grand boat like this, neither, let me tell you." ' ' , s. Miss Lefkovltch smiled through a quick flush. "I; didnl mean that kind of a trip. Here, you see, you hold them like this, mama ; just like this." Mrs. Lefkovltch leaned her ample fmitv forward, focused, leaned far ther to the leeward, her llpa wry with effort and as If she tasted quince, "Where V ' "There, mama, right ahead." "Here, Mrs. Lefkovltch, let mt ad- Just the lenses for you." "Ho, no, Mr. Danzlger; for myself I can seek Oo sway 1" "Mams I And Mr. Danxiger trying to be pouts to you." . "Such expensive politeness . as lit. 9SerLl caa get chesper," "Matnar " "Just what I say I mean." Mr. Dantlnger plunged bis hsnds Into his Scetcn tweed pockets, snd be oeath the visor of his Scotch tweed traveler's rap smiled down st Miss Lefkovltch clashing there beside ber mother the rich raspberry red of theme. "Your mama's sll right. Mls Ea thei. She tin t going to let any of the fellows on this bout get too fresh with her, are you, Mrs-. Lefkovltch?" She would venture no reply, but passed the field gluxses, via her daugh ter, back to him. "1 teJI you. Aaron. Gott set dank, If that black line hut we see out there Is land under o..r feet. Just see how far away It looks." Mr. Lefkovltch thrust forward a face covered with n stubble, of biftcli and gray beard. A smile broke through It like the uhlie grin of a fuun show ing throut'h bracKen. Humph I" he said. "Miunn. I till you but thai Is a silit for you." I'.ent were his shoulders, as if across bis luck lay a p'i' k tilled vi;h yecrs. Four ileeinles pi es "oil there Imd been a puck there a literal pink of the small pioils 11 housewife buys at her ist nop. Time nml the Ineli-for-lnch dozedness that had Mnopc bis shoul ders had metamorphosed that pack on the l ack hit a plaie glass em porium with mahogany Imiers. occupy ing twenty-live based feet of the most expensive I'.rondwuy frontage in the world. 1'ut evert Atlas relieved of his vault would, for sheer physiological reasons, huve to face the world stoop-shouldered. So Aaron Ijef'iovltch. with his latter years llnht, still let bis head rest lll:e a ball In the valley between his shoulders. "That such a piece of string out there, Ilcrthn, should be land I" "I tell you, It ain't none tin) soon for me. Fnough of sea I've got. Never so long until I die can I forget them three rough days, Aaron. Like my j own feelings wasn't enough, I had to j have you yet on my neck and crying I like a tni by I should Tny down by you ! to die." "Ach now, Hertha, never In my life did I ask such a thing." "Enough to see Is enough, let me tell you. Like I sny ten times a day, If not for you wanting Europe and to meet new people. Esther, your papa and me would ten times over rather be home lu our comfortable flat In New - York. Ain't It, Aaron? Ten limes inure as this I Ain't It, Aaron?" "Ja, riertlm, but enough of your life you've lived on land not to be so restless on sea a few days." "On laud, Aaron, nmny things can't happen wliat nippens oil sea." The tall end of her glance, pointed and dnrtlngly quick, was for Mr. Dan- j rlger and h!.T arm, which lay uloi.g her daughter's In un approach to a caress. Mr. Lefkovltch turned from the rail ing and the white froth of water kick ing out from the ship's huge flank und the quiet swlsh-swush of a quiet sen, and quirked his left eye with llghtnlng-quick nml vulpine slyness toward Mr. Danrlger. "Tonight, Innrlger, OfHcer Chllds says we enn have our last little game up In the lounge room, so through the windows we can see the Gibraltar when she comes In sight." "Aaron, I " "Ach now, Bertha ; tomorrow don't we land In Nuples for good? I ask you, the Inst night docs It make any difference a little gume more or less?" "I wish alreudy this minute It was time to get off the boat In Naples." "Ach now, ISertha, my Inst night on the boat I What you bet when I got up twin y I put on my winning clothes? I got on today enough winning clothes, Panzfger, to beat you If you are ten times so lucky like always." "That talk, Aaron, don't get no wheres with me. Lose Just so much as you like. I don't worry no more. That's hov disgusted me and the ladles on this boat feel about how all you men lose your shirts off your backs to Mr. Danxiger. Full here my chair, Esther;' that's bow disgusted 1 feel. The shirt off your back you can lose." "Mams!" - Miss Lefkovltch lowered maiden eyes before the allusion, assisted her parent to th& steamer chair and packed the rug close' about ber fp&nk I y.d 1st endd ankles. "Mama, you you mustn't say such hlngs?" -. ,. ' M "Nice talk don't go ho more with your papa,' Esther. I'm ashamed enough, too, that even In front of you I got to talk to him plain, like 1 feej." "Hut such s feeling I got In my , bones ' for winning tonight. Bertha, you Bhbuld know." "AU the feelings what you got In your bones, Aaron, Is rheumatism for me to rub," ". ,. .:- "Eh, Danzlger, tonight right off your back I win your shirt. Eh, you Boogher. you f ' . Mr, Dapzlger relaxed his straight figure against the Jutting end bf a life boat, blew away a wreath of cigarette smoke and gazed seaward. He was groomed, full of good polnfa, nor lack ing In the ready Binile that wins. Gray Were his eyes, with fine crow's feet of laughter about them. Polished, even a bit too highly his fingernails snd mannera, hla black patent leather boots and black patent leather hair. Th smile In aJHta undaunted amiabil ity bs turned futt" upon Mrs. Lefko vltch, bis fine teeth flashing wbltely. "Come now, Mrs. Lefkovltch. I'll prove It by sny of you. Is It me or the old gentleman out for the game tonight 7 I've got Miss Esther for proof. Is It me or the old gentleman ? Mlas Lefkovltch turned scorching eyes towsrd her father. "Of - coarse. Its paps, every time. Without fall Just ss soon ss me snd Mj Paixlgej'grr-eTBjjjb.ojJj gtes ed up on top deck after supper to en joy the event), up he comes snd drsgs him right down to that old game to that old game I" "Hear, Mrs. Lefkovltch, how Miss Esther olds the old gentleman, too.' "Truth la truth. Mr. Imnzlger. That my husband on a first pleasure trip be takes from bis business In twenty five years, s man that all hla life has had to work from dark until dark to get up to where he Is now, should lo four hundred and eighty dollars to s young man wt.nt everybody on the boat says Is full of luck up to his teeth, ain't no Title tiling." "But Mrs. lefkovltch" "Ach Bertha" "Mama " i "And on top of It nil to tell his wife, until she hears It straight from the other ladles, that It Is nnjy four dollars and eighty cents what he lost. I ask you. Mr. Dnn;:lger. is it right?" "Aih now. Bertha. I didn't" "Yon did. Aaron, tight down In our stateroom when you came in that night and I ns'icd you. 'Four dollars and eighty cents, Bertha,' you said. Just like thut. I'.l :ht away, when you went to your hunk that night with your pants' pocket under the mattress. I ouht to have sil. peeled.'' "But Bu'th.i " "Is that so nice. Mr. Dan.ler? I tell you for a young man what .pre tends he like. so iru'!; to he with luy (laughter, that he should play enrds every night with her pi pa and win away like that It it m.iUes me feel lad enough, I can tell you." 'Mainul" ".la, and you! Ain't jou said your Keif. Esther, how at night when It gets prettiest for the young jirls nml the young men to hit oul under the nioou bhine, how always when card time comes you tlud yourself left by your self? Tell iniiniit, Rather, ain't you Mild It?" "Ach now, Berthn, wait till we land at Naples toniurnlw nud I get you an Kyctaliaii policeman to tell your troubles to." "I'd like to see once Abe Kutz do to you tricks like that, Esther. There's a young man tor you 1 always say could lenrn the whole world manners." "Come, Danzlger, I Jay you for no stakes. Just n little game of freeze out, eh? No stakes, eh?" "But, papa, Mr. Danzlger and I were going up on top deck this morning and watch Madeira till we land." "Ach no, Esther, like u good girl you stay and watch It by luama a little, eh? See, out there already how big the land gets. Stay by .mama and In half an hour we be up again, eh, Dunz'ger? A little freeze-out I No stakes. Bertha, no stakes 1" "Don't make out of me a fool, Aaron ; It only makes me madder.'' "See, Dnnzlger, what a henpecker of a Imiih wiij 1 fcut." Mr. I ;inzlger placed a pot affection ately between the older tuau's shoul-der-bludes. "Y'our old gentleman here Is surely a card, Mrs. Lefkovltch. Hope to die If In the seventeen times I've crossed I've struck a churacter thut can mutcli up to him." "For you, Mr. DuuKlKr, two cards, I laics he U with four hundred und eighty" "Mumn 1" "See, Mrs. Lefkovltch, how your daughter takes up for mo." "Come, Danzlger! Esther, you stay here by nininu a little." "Don't be so considerate of me all of a sudden, Aaron. Enough by my self I've sut on this bout." "Come, Danzlger 1" "Aw, papa t" "Never mind. Miss Esther; when we land I'm going to take you riding up the funicular at Funchal and show you the scenefy of your life. They're nifty little Islunds, the Madeiras. I've been right through thein cleur to the Canaries." "Come, Danzlger, and no stakes." "Now, Mrs. Lefkovltch, Just you wait and see If be don't win the spades right off the cards. Coming, Lefkovltch, coming." And they were off arm In arm down the well-washed luxuriously wide deck,' past lines of steamer chairs Joined together with an endless chain of gossip, occupants tilted backward until the soles stood upright and the mind rectified. Left there and standing blde ber recumbent parent, Miss Lefkovltch cast down upon her . a glance that wavered with tears. "Honest, mania, you you're Just the limit.". . "The limit I am, am I. because a ntx of a young man nobody knows who he is, can't come along and pull the wool over my eyes like he con over my daughter's and her papa's." - - ; - "He's one of the swellest fellows on this boat, that's w hat he Is, . If you want to know' It.' Everybody knows that he knows all the swells of Chi cago, the Bambergers and all of them." "Such talk don't go with me. So do I kuQvy all the swells of New York, the Felsenthals and Schlmms, when I see them ride on Fifth avenue In their automobiles and see In the newspa pers the Van Itfppens" pictures." "You and your old fogy Ideas don't don't understand, mama." ' . "I teil yon, Esther, sometimes Tm glad F am an old fogy when I see where all your fine Ideas get us. You wanted to come to Europe and we came. Since papa canafford to do what he likes and your brother Mlchle Is old enough to watch the business, I don't want I should deprive my daughter of anything what she wants, but I tell you, Esther, If I was a young girl with a young man like Abe- "Mama, please I" "I mean what I say. You thought on this trip to Europe such fine new people you could meet. But not one boy on this boat hsve I sees what can stand op" for a feloutf tj Ai Kjtx.- I tell you, Either, even la the nfght when 1 lay down In that hot bunk nf mine, how that boy's face comes tight In front of me the way be looked at you from the pier when this bout salted off. I tell you. Just with his whole face he was In love." "(ih. I'm I'm not saying anything against Abe. am 1, mama? What Will 'Oh, I'm I'm Hot Cay.o Anything Against Al;, Am I, Mrma?' ! what do you kicp bringing liim up for?" "Because I got eyes what Kce. Be cause I got eyes w!iat see if you go .lie whole world over, another boy like he you won't find. A fine young business man that would treat you like .i queen. I tell you. Esther, the quick er you get sueh n nonsense as meet wig the swells on a trip to Europe out f your head, the le:ter. Abe maybe iln't so swell, but all I ever heard you could say against him was his big 'nrs and " "Mama, please don't keep harping ou on him." "I ain't, Esther, 1 ain't". Like your Inpn says, I should be the last one ever to force nry- children to get mar ried. But take my word, Esther; the best tbl ig what can happen to you on this trlji Is you should write, him to meet r.s In l'arls like he wants you should. I tell you, Esther, If you enn make up your mind to want him bad enough to ask lit m to meet ua In I'nris, that, I Kay. Is the best thing whr.t can happen on this trip." "Oh, maniu, you you make me so mad. If I If I want to write to Abe to meet us In Europe. I I don't need you to always keep telling me about It. I I came away to to get away from that crowd of boys at home. I " "To pick up with such sporty kind of men like this Danzlger from Chi cujto, I guess. I tell you, Kstlter, I think" "I can't help what you think, mnma. Bnpa und I like him alrlghty. He's been all over. He knows more about the world than you and papa and Alte and me put together. He's going to show us Switzerland and the Ittvleru if he can change his ticket." "And If you want to know It, I I like him. I like him whether you like him or not. Maybe If you and papa would would leave me alone with him for a minute, he he might get to like me, too. I I like hltn so there I I Just do!" Her voice slipped upward and she sat down hard and suddenly on the" extension of the mother's steamer chair, her lips quivering as If wounded and her eyes with a hint of tears In them turned away from the mirth of the promenude deck. "If you want to know It, I I like him so there I" Under the eaves of the steamer hood, Mrs. Lefkovltch's face crumpled Into Incredulity. ."- "Esther, you I A little sporty nix like him, what travels more as he at tends to business. That's what I need yet, my daughter what could have a man like Abe" "You got to quit colling htm a nix, mama. He's Just a prince, that's what be is. Papa says he spends more money In one day on this boat than all the other cheap skate fellows put together. Papa saw hlra with his own eyes give away a five dollar gold piece to a poor sick fellow In the steerage." '"j'ai'T Snowy fknow. But I never In my life thought much " "He'd let cards alone pretty quick, let me tell you, mama. If all the cheap skates on this boat who lost their few dollars that first night wouldn't always be after hlra trying to win them back." "Four hundred and "eighty r" "Look, mama, look! Oh, mama, we we we've been missing It. Oh ! Oh I" In sudden proximity green as sward, and as If a volcanic shudder ;had spewed It up through the sea. the Isle of Madeira, lipped by waves and under the luscious kiss of a southern sun, lay with Its fertile flanks to seaward. Vil lages, toy size, perched on the slopes In an attitude of sliding off. Vine yards and , geo met lie truck gardens lay to the sun. In the background a mountain lost ita head In mist, "Oh, mama, Isn't It Isn't It gor geous?" "Ja. And you say, Esther, In Ma deira Is where we get the hand em broidery so cheap?" "Yes, yes, and see. mama, that dar ling little white town." "Ach, how I wish my boy Mlchle could see It with me. I tell foe I BH'ther ain't got much pleasure If " ' "See, mam, see-the "beautiful way the ocean "aefida the wave running- up' n the banks.? - ; "I tell you, Esther, and please" God some day you'll need themr such a re lief tt would be to me If I could get yon sheets and pillow-cases here already made up. That Mrs. Kroa from Mil waukee, who Is on this boat, says she got all her daughter's rousseau right here on" "Oh, mama, mama, see thnt town around the bend look how big! I bet that's Funchal. Look, mama. Just around those beautiful hills." "Sheets and plllow-cnses already " But her daughter was off toward the captain's bridge, a stiff breeze lashing her skirts bnck against her body, chin tilted, hat clutched and lithesome limbs outlined. A cloud of flying fish rose off the vrter, piloting the bont liind'.vitrd. Beyond the l estinv.l deck, Its ehntler and obset vat tons inlng'lng. rnd far beyond tin npprouehiir: c!ty v.l leh nestled in the curving nriu of the harbor, ll.e purple mountain faded iiilo cloud. A city of romance, of bund-made cobbled street and o-..Icdc..'3 with bells Jiii'tllng riulit ineiiily, Funchal tlmnns in the sun 1. be a nsauy-iiiitfd lh'anl. Natives; the color of o!d gUd i bout In voices the qual'ty of old Iron to iui-omluj ten-is!:. Ivipettiiil sum mer lies like a Blush of pleasure up the lazy Incline of Main street and over all Fiinchnl. Its gardens bchiu 1 and u crllow in ' whitewashed walls, lire of a Ihnuv.nd scent n and a tiioii Hiind colors. Years and years have l.'l't lblun and gray Spanish nioss thick upon the face of Madeira like a beard of old ago. But tin; heart of her I:? yi i:i. f.nd her Portuguese trail like children Air behind tl.o caravan of civ ilization. Out in the harbor the white ship Bouuiunin cast anchor for want of a quay, and tent rowbonts of sightseeing cargoes cutting across the quiet water, natives 'naked and diving foi pennies in their wake. Then a more or less tllCicult landing nt the foot of a steep sided dock up a perpendicular ladder of stone steps and Into the sun-aud-shadow streets of Funchal. Mrs. Lefkovltch grasped her hus band's coal-sleeve, steadying herself with some dilliculty. Past her streamed the Koumunla's passenger list, Buede kered, sun-goggled und loving the land. "Aaron, like my legs would wobble right off, that's how I feel." "Now, now, Beithu I ain't bo steady myself If you hung on me like that." "No, but thein three rough duys when we first started, you could hung on me, I tell you. When my legs wasn't even so steudy us they arc now." Trees closed over them, cacti and the heavy fronds of palms. "Mama pupa ! Just see. Isn't It J'.it perfect? Oti, Mr. Dnnzlger, r.o wonder you raved uud raved about Madeira." "Just wait. If you think this Is go ing some, Miss Esther. Walt until we go up the mountainside on the funicular and come down on sledges." "Whew, give nie my fan out of your pocket, Anron. I don't want to sny nothing right In the sturt, but I tell you I ain't stuck on the smells here. Mrs. Kron and her husband was right to stay on the ship if " "Mama!" "Oh, . come now, Mrs. Lefkovltch ; this smell Isn't so bud." "There's nobody, Mr. Danzlger, can tell me better us my own nose what A comclete. Dracti- i i t. l : business. 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