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BIG TRIPLE ATTRACTION
Thursday
NOV. 3
Thursday
NOV. 3
THE FAMOUS HALLO WELL CONCERT CO.
IN CONCERT AT THE IMPERIAL THEATRE, FEATURING J. A. WENTZEL, THE FAMOUS BARITONE
Followed By a Big Dance at the Roof Garden
WM. FARNUM
IN ADDITION TO
BIG SUPER SPECIAL
See "THE TALES OF
TWO CITIES"
THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1921.
All for the price of less than one admission 75c and W. T.
Having rented the Roof Garden outright for the night, we are able to give our patrons the advantage of these low prices.
Without Imperial Tickets, Dance is regular price, $1.10. Spectators 25c.
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Tickets Now On Sale at THIELE'S and HOLSTEN'S Drug Stores
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RANDOM SHOTS
A bit of cheering news for the con
ductor of this column comes by way
of a postcard from the self-confessed
imitator of Abe Martin, who lives at
IBridfreport and keeps his identity a
secret, but otherwise is apparently a
normal human. Abe Martin II prom
ises to contribute more or leas regu
Jarly in the future, provided the wife
doesn't act up and the children keep
their health.
It's a mighty mean man who'd steal
-a good joke from a competitor. Other
wise we'd tell the 6tory which ends:
"'Hey, missus, look at yer boy!" Ad
vertisement. A circular addressed to the "Finan
cial Editor" brings the news that there
-was a large Portland cement output in
Septemler. Details concerning the
"'solid h'ory" harvest are not at hand,
but reports are that much of it still
ingarnered.
Now that the Ku Klux Klan has put
Abe Martin II.
Though Mrs. Maybelle Gidley con
tinues to get up husband Kin's meals
for him and Maybelle is a good cook
yet, owing to what is hoped is only
a temporary coolness, she's just at
present, like the sample copies that
come through the mails, under separ
ever, do not apprehend Ma j belle's go
ing permanently on the single list
just wait till winter comes and the
weather gets what you might call cold.
Said Uncle Si Huff at the black
smith shop yiste'day: "Years ago there
was a rhyme that ran like this:
" 'Leaves have treir times to fall,
And likewise so have I;
The reason, too's, the same
It comes o' getting' dry.
But there's this difference 'twixt the
leaves and me:'
"And, boys, I've clean forgot the rest
of the inspired verse; can't think any
more what the difference is. But, Si
sighed, "I don't know's there's much
difference in these days, anyhow."
Abe Mooker wanted to know which
letter of the alphabet is used most and
which least Johnny Gidley, of the
third grade, as he passed by to school
ELLSWORTH.
(Too Late for Last Issue.)
T. B. Shrewsbury, road overseer for
district No. 40, announces that he has
something like five hundred dollars
road funds to spend on some of our
many "fine spots" and that work will
start Tuesday morning, the coal shed
and Shrewsbury hill to be fixed first.
After this is done there will be no im
passable places between Ellsworth and
(Lakeside and outside of these places
the roads are in fair condition, al
though this has been the longest per
iod without rain and that is an essen
tial for the keeping in conditioa of
sandhill roads.
An extra gang consisting of mostly
Greek laborers is assisting the local
POINT OF ROCK CREEK
Mrs. Audrey Nichols visited with
relatives over Sundny and Mrs. Lore
motored her back to her school, ac
companied by Mr. and Mrs. R. Nichols.
Dr. and Mrs. Woolis was callers at
A. Lore's Saturday evening.
The dance for Mr. and Mrs. Howard
Essex at Mm. Essex, wa3 well attend
ed and everyone enjoyed themselves
and a supper was served.
Carl Hashman called at A. Lore's
Saturday evening.
Miss Rebecca Schwaderer was a cal
ler at her home Sunday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. D. Darling of
Alliance were callers in Snake Creek
vicinity Sunday.
There will be a dance at John Dus-
section forces in work on the Burling- kjn's Saturday evening.
I ton road bed laying new ties and ' D0de Riley i3 runnin
runninir a new Ford
aligning track before tne Daa winier roadster.
weather sets in. There are about fifty . , nmnre Howe while motorimr home
men in the extra gang. . ' from Alliance, fell asleep and when he
and had some one pull the car out the
next morning.
Mrs. William Bowlen Is on the sick
list.
Ernie Essex is hauling lumber for a
new shed.
Mr. Hoffland from Alliance haa
bought McCorkle's com and is going
to picking now.
Green's were callers at Nichols
day last week.
Elex Underwood motored to Al
Mabin a Sunday.
one
1 Mr. and Miss Bums was out to ie
about school Monday.
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There's fun in store for you at tha
Presbyterian C. E. Halloween party at
the church Friday evening, October
28. 93-94
Maybe a pretty good place to fight
the divorce evil would be at its source
Too many people do not know what
to do with the great outdoors except
to eat in it
Foster Johnson shiDDed six loads of
cattle to Chicago markets Monday. T.
B. Shrewsbury also shipped a car of
cattle to the St Joseph market.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Wightman en
tertained at progressive whist Satur-i
Aav pvpninir. the usual iollv trood
replied, "The answer's E-Z." As the bunch being present The grand prize .
it i i i u- - al. i i . . r i i i t
woke up, hia car was in the ditch and
Osmore had to walk on to the dance
-Atlanta, Ga., on the map, and shown 1 smaU boy turned the corner, Abe look-, for the gentlemen was received by J:
"the Georgians how easy it is to get
rfree advertising, a lot of Atlanta
firms are doing their best to get by
-with some of that stuff. The Georgia
Railway and Power company have put
us on their list and this morning we
get a lot of interesting dope showing
now prosperity is returning to Atlan
ta. The cotton crop has matured about 1
twenty days early; building permits
re looking up; they're building roads
And bridges; fall buying is brisk, and
the crop of yams has never been bet
ter, this year's yield being estimated
at 14,392,000 bushels.
It's a privilege to live in Georgia.
ISven if vou don't exactly approve of
the Ku Klux Klan, no thinking man
an have anything to say against the
;yam crop.
Deep Stuff.
Angelina Don't tell me you haven't
ibeen kissing other girls.
Al Why, I never
Angelina Yes, you have. One of
your yumyum letters to me was de
livered by mistake to the girl next
Ioor.
For the best diagram of this joke,
showing the point clearly, which
Teaches this office by 6 p. m. Satur
day, a prize of one slightly used type
writer ribbon (Remington) will be
awarded. The joke is not the best in
the world, but neither Is the prize
Ole Buck: A Harvard man says
when he dies he wants bankers for pall
tearers. He says the bankers have
carried him so long he wants them to
xnish the job.
The linotype operator on the Sidney
Ia.) Herald recently took unto rum
self a wife, and this is the way in
which the editor offered hia good
wishes. It's intelligible to printers
and interesting to ordinary mortals
"May your sorts stacker always
work nrooerly. may never a wrong
font come down the channel, may your
lines alwavs be cast true and stand on
their feet; many you always keep an
ve on the elevator and our final wish
"is that your distributor work freely,
that your assembler will continue to
-s-ather in nicely without 'pi and that
rou get a slug of prosperity and hap
piness lor aye.
Another Subscription Argument.
"Mv friend." said the inquisitive
terson. "I see you have an armful of
mpwisnaners."
"Your eyes do not deceive you, sir,"
TPnlioH the shabby citizen.
"Ahem! ' What do you get out of
them?"
. "Heat, sir. I sleep under em."
It must be simply maddening to the
Alliance T. P. A.'s to discover that the
esteemed State Journal, led astray by
the use of the word "post in the dis
patch sent in by their correspondent,
should give the Alliance American Le
gion credit for putting on the big wild
luck feed last jaaturuay.
ed after him and remarked, bewilder-ed-like,
"Well, I wonderl"
Mr. Brown, of South Dakota, was
in Bridgeport between trains, this
L. Young with a fifty-seven score, and
with the ladies, Mrs. F. J. Ellsburyi
obtained the grand prize with a longj
lead of sixty-five points while in the
me i
u C: m c-,u free-for-all. U. L Murnny was
Iiuc&y uiic 11c kuuu vim? tio m
mensely enjoyed by all until a late
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Colorado,
"It is always a matter of consterna
tion and concern with me," said for
mer Prof. Eliot Herring, "to read a
presumed quip that has two, three or
more possible points, but which, on
the other hand, I am disposed to
suspect hasn't even one point"
"I wouldn't mind helpin' the wife do
the weekly washin'," said Napoleon
Muzzy yeste'day, "u it wasnt mat
just as I think I can go down town
she always speaks up and says, "Now
the bluing-water.".
Harrv Thiele sells a cough syrup
that is vertainlv a eoeetter for couirhs
and colds, calls it Thiele's Mentholated
Syrup of White Pine with lar. Just
ask for Thiele's Cough Syrup, they'll
know what you want 96
Tanlac has been an unfailing source
of comfort to millions throughout the
length and breadth of this continent
Have you tried it for your trouoiesi
F. E. Holsten. 95
Washington reports that the cost
of living has declined 21 per cent in
year, lr they were aDie to gei inw
touch with that, Mars ought to be
easy.
The Sunshine Kid brings up a good
loint for theological discussion wnen
nks; "If there ain t no cats in
heaven, where do they get the strings
for the harps;
A workingman, one of the fellows
who drew big wages during the war,
nftprinsr to trade three
silk t-hirts for a flannel one. It's going
to be a cold winter.
were served and the guests departed
not before many and earnest expres
sions of their enjoyment of a well and
pleasantly spent evening.
An optimist is a man who believes
the flies are looking for a way to get
out
Modern detectives are learning to
look in the skyscrapers for the man
higher up.
BOYS' ATTENTION!
Are you interested in
Electiicity and would you
like to know more about
A class in experimental
and practical electricity is
being formed. If you want
to get in on this, phone 233
or see
C. A. DOW
WYOMING
HOMESTEADS
We are now actively en
gaged in locating home
seekers on desirable 640
acre grazing homesteads in
central Wyoming. The ear
lier you go the better the
choice. Our charges are
extremely reasonable, con
sidering the service render
ed. Inquire.
FARMS and RANCHES
We have several custom
ers for good Box Butte
farms and sandhill ranches.
Submit full description and
prices with terms on your
property.
ALLIANCE CITY PROP
ERTY Desirable renters
want vacant houses or
rooms. What have youT
We have a few customers
for snaps in city property.
Come to our office in the
Reddish Block Phone 20.
The Thomas Company
LLOYD C. THOMAS, Mgr.
Alliance, Neb. '
People's Meat Market
SAME OLD PRICES
BIG HAM AND BACON SALE
22c per pound
Read Prices Carefully. Plenty of Help.
You Won't Have to Wait
FANCY No. 1 CREAMERY BUTTER
V 45c PER POUND
Guaranteed Better Than Any You Ever Used.
EVERY DAY PRICES
OPEN SUNDAY MORNINGS
Burgess Flashlights
BRIGHTEN THE DARK CORNERS 1
The long life of the battery is the test of its value.
TRX ONE.
Rhein Hardware Company
Prompt and Courteous Service
BEEF CUTS
Your Choice of Roasts, lb ; .-..-.15c
Good Tender Steak, lb. 18c '
Round Steak, lb. . 20c
Sirloin Steak, lb. ; M ,20c ' .
Porter House Steak, lb. 20c
Plate Rib Boil, lb 10c
Brisket Boil, lb. 8c
Hamburger, fresh, lb. 12 Vic
Fresh Livor, lb. .. 10c
Fresh Brains, lb 12 Vic
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VEAL CUTS -
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Veal Roast, lb. . . . 18c
Veal Chops, lb. 25c
Veal Steak, lb. ... 25c i
Veal Stew, lb. 15c '
' PORK CUTS
Whole Fresh Hams, lb. ... 20c
Fresh Ham, sliced, lb. ..22c
Brookfield Sausage, lb. 28c
Home Pure Pork Sausage, lb ..... 15c
Pork Chops, sliced, lb. 22c
Dry Salt Pork, fancy, lb. . 20c
Pure Lard, lb 15c
SAUSAGES
Boiled Ham, lb. 35c
Minced Ham, lb. .20c
Weiners, lb. ; 20c
Frankfurters, lb. 20c
Bologna, lb. , 20c
CURED MEATS
Morris Supreme Smoked Hams, whole, lb. ...33c
Morris Supreme Bacon, by slab, lb. 33c
Fancy Bacon, by slab, lb. .... 23c
Fancy Hams, whole, lb. ; 28c
Cheese, lb. 28c
PETER'S DAIRY 'MILK.
I BUY YOUR LIVE STOCK AND CHICKENS
We Handle Meats, Bread, Butter and Fresh and Canned Milk
People's Meat Market
508 Box Butte
Next to Lowry & Henry Garage
F. E. MELVIN, Proprietor.