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THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY 0CT0I1ER 11. 1021.
Go to Theatre Week
in Alliance
Oct. 23-29
IMPERIAL
THEATRE
SUNDAY, OCT. 23
The day of rest, relief from
labor,
When work is laid away."
When you, your family,
your neighbor
Just loaf about and play
And hear the sprite.
Amusement calls
"The Ingest Goldwyn
Night of All."
Tom moore, in
vade In
Heaven"
USUAL COMEDY
Adm. 9 and 27c and W. T.
Monday & Tuesday
OCTOBER 24 and 25
When the Sun first takes a
peek
And ushers washday in.
The Housewife knows it's
Goldwyn Week
And w ashes with a grin.
Oct. 24 th and 25th's the
days
To see a Goldwyn extra
good photoplay.
Reginald Baker's
production of
"Godless Men"
USUAL COMEDY
NO ADVANCE IN PRICE
Adm. 9 and 27c, and W. T.
Wed. andThurs.
OCTOBER 23 and 27
There are many things to
keep the home abuzzin'
But as she darn this Mrs.
Sings Cantatas by the
dozen.
And this is why she sings
her songs.
Tonight she'll join the
Goldwyn throngs
And see the Goldwyn spe
cial for the week.
RUPERT HUGHES Master
Production
"Dangerous
Curve Ahead"
Adm. 20 and 50c & W. T.
Friday and Saturday
OCTOBER 28 and 29
Now Friday' marches with
the days
That number only seven
This lucky numeral purveys
A bit of MOVIE Heaven.
REX BEACH'S
"North Wind's
Malice"
USUAL COMEDY
Adm. 9 and 36c & W. T.
THIS IS "GO-TO-THE-THEATRE"
WEEK
.IN ALLIANCE
Notice the above attraction
and notice the
Admission.
Cut Below Big City Prices.
COMING
OCTOBER 11 and 12
"The Old Nest"
The biggest picture ever in
our city, at let-live
prices.
Usual Matinee Daily, 2:30
I George D. Darling
Returns from Trip to
Des Moines Convention
Georjre D. Darling has just returned
from Des Moines, la., where he in
tended the annual convention f the
National Selected Morticians, of which
he is a memler.
The convention was the larpest and
most sucessful in the entire history of
the organization. The pjeakers, in
most instances, were national figures,
attracting members from the most re
mote sections of the country .o les
Moines.
The National Selected Morticians
hears resemblance to Kotary organiza
tion, with this major difference: '1 hat
only one member in a ffiven locality is
privileged to join. Further, a lw:tter
knowledge of its eclusiveness may t.e
gained irom the fact that its niem
uership is limited to two hundred in
a field of approximately thirty thou
sand practicioners, scattered ail c ver
the United States. In fact, this or
ganization beyond question, i the
most exclusive trade association func
tioning, and its membership must
measure up to the most exacting de
mands of character and prorcfsive
ness. A better idea may be gained o how
high the ideals of a modern, (thical
trade organization may be r-et, from
the "aims" of the organization devel
oped by President H. G. Samson in
his opening address, as folio. vs:
1. We aim to eventually have a
high-minded, progressive mortician in
every center of population on :!ic con
tinent. 2. We aim to lead our members to
the highest moral and ethical stan
dards, i
8. We aim to recognize character
and ability and disregard religions,
creed and politics.
4. Wc aim to make our organisa
tion a brotherhood of friends.
5. We aim to make our calling an
honored one.
6. We aim by efficiency of our
members to make it unnecessary that
there should be more than fifteen
thousand funeral directors in the na
tion. 7. We aim to encourage any gov
ernment rules and regulations which
will be just to our members and of
benefit to the public.
8. We aim to pass on the od
things discovered and practiced by i'ny
one of our members to all our ncn
bers and then to all other members of
our profession.
!. We aim that our members s hall
be quickly advised of any discoveries
or inventions in business or science
which may be of benefit to thctn.
10. We aim to have our members
thoroughly familiar with, and thin
truthfully represent all materials fur
nished by them.
11. We aim that allafuner.il direc
tors and their cheats i-hall be treated
with due regard for the Golden u!e.
12. We aim that our members
t-hall re.-pect and demand respect, un
der all circumstances, for the dead ';u
man body.
13. Ve aim that the deceased who
has been needy or destitutes s-hi-U
have decent burial without tb? finan
cial impoverishment' of their relatives
or friends.
14. We aim that those in moderate
circumstances shall have s-ubstantial
material and elficient service at a fair
price.
irr. We aim that the wealthy shall
have furnishings and attention in due
keeping with their surroundings and
requirements in lite.
16. We aim that the duration of
life shall be increased and the number
of all premature deaths be greatly le
creased. 17. We aim that in time of public
calamity our members shall give un-
siinungiy or material and service
without a thought of financial gain.
These aims and more are our goal
which we must ever hold before us;
our Pike's Peak which we must ftiive
to reach, the West which we mu-t wn,
as Koosevelt said, "by individual ef
fort and co-operative endeavor. '
Investors Are Warned
to Watch Their Step
in Baying Securities
Persons planning to invest in for
eign bonds and securities should in
vestigate exchange rates, nccording to
(J. T. TouVelle, chief of the state bu
reau of securities. Tou Velle, in a
statement Friday, says there are a
number of symdicates in this coun
try for the disposal of foreign securi
ties. Tou Velle says his department does
not have jurisdiction over the -ale f
the.-e securities, but that he proposes
to advise the investing public.
According to Tou Velle, a syndicate
has appeared in Nebraska to dispose
of bonds of the city of Warsaw, Po
land. The city of Warsaw u sul
1,000,000 marks of bonds in the com
mon denomination, of 10,000 marks
per bond. The issue was authortvd
February 27, 1!20, and arc redeemable
in Polish marks.
The syndicate, Tou Velle says, is
offering these bonds at from 17 to
$H).85 each, and stress the norm.d ex
change rate of the Polish mark, v hich
is claimed to be 23.80 cents. It is
pointed out that if exchange goes hack
to normal, the 10,000 mark tond will
be worth $2,380, a gain of 11,000 per
cent October 6, Tou Velle fi.UU Pol
ish marks were quoted at ,000?5,
which would make the value of the
10,000 mark bond $2.50.
Other Polish bonds are being offeied
in thus country, according to Tou Velle.
SIDELIGHTS
About the only difference Wtween
the old-fashioned dime novel and the
wild west movie show is the war tax.
The worst pirates on the high C's
are the summer troupes of ulletid
grand opera singers. ' .
"It will have to be pulled'' is the
way a dentist words his invit'i:.ions
to a coming-out party.
It's easier to be a pessimist than to
think up new ways of getting busi
ness. -
Some people appear to cling to their
money in the belief that Heaven is
operated on the pay-as-you-enler plan.
There are people in hot weather
with so little faith in th?ir own -'uln-rnent
that they have to look at the
thermometer before thev will b!ie. e
it.
"There are natives of Central Africa
who can jump five feet into ih? air
from a standing position," ob.eive-; u
c r.temporary. Of what use then wouid
universities bo in the dark continent?
New Brogue Oxfords
$6.50
In dark brown Calf with a
brown heel. Insert in Vamp
and Saddle Strap. Welt sole,
Military Heel
Also of the new shade of Tan Calf, with Saddle
Strap, Welt Sole, Cuban Heel.
BLACK KID OXFOUDS of a fine Shoe,soft Kid stock
Flexible Welt Sole, Cuban Heel at $6.50.
Billiken and Educator
Shoes for Children
Tweedie Boot Top Spats
in all Shades of Brown, Tan, Grey and Black.
Horace Boeie
Store
One tiouble about having another
revolution iu IIus;a is that Russia has
already tried nearly all the varieties
and made a mess of them.
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Have a Savings Account
These are days of uncertainty. One can't tell
when the bread-earner of the family will be
taken away. Even if that is spared you, sick
ness, adversity or hard times is pretty sure to
come to everyone at some time in life.
The woman in every family should have a
Savings Account as an incentive to provide
against that inevitable "rainy day,." For who
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to introduce you around the Hank and see that
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