SEVEN
Gene Byrnea Sayc: ritfG a Great Life If You Don't Weaken"
THEIR TAKING WAYS
A stranger reported to Sergeant
Mike Mel-ran that he had his grip,
overcoat, and umbrella ptolen before
he was in town two hours, and he said,
"There will be an awful reckoning Jni
this burg when Gabriel blows his horn
over it"
Mike replied! "Gabriel will never
blow his horn over this town; the'U
teal it before he gets a chance to
blow it," Lackawanna Journal.
Cottonseed oOie for sale.
O'Rannon & Neuswanger. Phone
71. 29tf
HIGH BID
THE ALLIANCE HERALD, -"cnAY. MAY 31, 1921
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u .' ill LAKESIDE. I BEREA. I ANGORA. - I JUST SO
Retired Auctjoneer: "And what can
you give my daughter?"
Prospective Son-in-law: "'A thou
sand a year, a car, a country-house"
Retired Auctioneer (absent-mindedly):
"Sold." The Passing Show (Lon
don), One feels at times like telling a
young fellow on the street comer ti ht
no man ever got to be president of the
United States because he could light a
match with his thumb nail.
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and 5 cents per pound for colored
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WANTED To hear from owner of
good farm for sale. State cash
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TWO 2-room and one 3-room house,
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FOR SALE
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S19-J. :
SEVERAL three to five room houses,
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cheap for cash. See P. S. Mailey, Alli
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FOR SALE Two room house with
garage; corner lot, $900. Four room
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WHAT IS HOME?
Man- (to ansgry spouse):
ciuarrel with me on the street.
Tlnn't
What
have we got a home for?" Overheard
by J. M. C. and reported to The Chris
tian Evangelist.
Wanted to buy both your fat
and stock hogs.
a
O'Bannon and
Neuswanger. Phone 71. l&tf
CARELESS OF HIM
"Terribly rough," said the stranger
on board the ocean liner.
"Well," said the farmer, "it wouldn't
b neir so rou-h if the captain would
enly keep in the furrows." The Vir
ginia iitti.
The man who always went to bed
early and lived to be ninety-nine years
old, missed a lot of things people half
his age have seen.
The astrologer who sees hopskirts
as one of the calamities of the year is
the worst pessimist developed to far
since" the war.
It is only when a woman is in love
that she imagines a man looks attrac
tive with a cigar in his mouth.
There may h sor prson who
- sever make mistakes, but the evidence
)d an ou tneir tomostones.
The newest dance in Paris reported
to be the Hungarian "czarda." This
la back to more than normalcy.
The teachers of the Lakeside school
very pleasantly entertained the pupils
and patrons of the district at a picnic
1 'I I .. . 1 . U -
ira mui.-ua.v v w.r mt Miuia ui
town. School closed Friday.
O. O. Fessenden and children, Miss
Rhea and Master Clarence, left for a
few days' visit down east. The chil
dren will visit at Seneca while their
father is in Broken Bow on a business
trip.
Mrs. Elise Ash and daughter were
in town Friday.
A. W. Tyler drove in from, the ranch
Friday afternoon.
Frank McGinnia and R. D. Kirk
patrick drove to Alliance Friday.
Sheriff, Robert Bruce and his dep
uty were Lakeside visitors Thursday
and Friday, vfe understand they ar
rested Patrick Reed, a rancher who
lives near Ellsworth, on a charge of
manufacturing and selling booze. They
took him and the outfit back to Rush
ville with them.
Frank Kicken and Ray Toline were
in town Friday from their home north
of town Friday morning.
Mrs. Frank Cody and children were
shopping in town the latter part of
the week.
Perry Lau, J. L. Young and Gene
Kennedy drove up from Ellsworth
Saturday.
Carl Miller visited his family here
the latter part of the week.
George Hunsiiker and family of An
tioch visited relatives here Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Roe and children,
Dorothy Mae and Helen Marie, re
turned home Friday from a pleasure
trip to Los Angeles, Cal., and Denver,
Col.
Roy Stoop drove in from the Star
ranch Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. George Brewster went
to Ashby the latter part of the week,
where Mr. Brewster is to work.
Mrs. Maggie Weibling, who . has
been visiting her daughter, Mrs. R.
A. Cook, left for her homestead in
Wyoming Friday.
Mr Frank McGinnis and son, Dar
rall, went to Alliance Sunday.
Miss Minnie Gilbert, superintendent
of the northwestern Nebraska district
of he .Nebraska children's home so
ciety, arrived here Saturday and gave
a very impressive speech at the church
Sunday evening in behalf of the work.
She has been engaged in this work
for. the past twelve i ears.
Leonard Epps left for Hiawatha,
has., to visit his family, who are on
a few months' visit.
The Ellsworth ball team
Sunday afternoon and
with our home boys. Lakeside won
the victory by a score of 7 to 6.
Will Seabaum of Ellsworth was hurt
here while playing ball last Sunday.
He was hit in tha, stomach while
catching. -
Miss Stella Rochford and Homer
Shepherd rode up from near Ellsworth
to attend the ball game here Sunday
afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. A. S. Morris and Bruce
Hunsaker and Beryl Reynolds attend
ed the dance at Antioch Friday night.
Mr. and Mrs. Ernest King were in
town Saturday evening to consult
Dr. E. C Cowles in regard to the ill
ness of their little daughter.
Ed Osborn and son, Lawrence, Mr.
Shepherd and Dr. E. C. Cowles drove
" llliailVb MHkUlviui asu awsax,u
1 the evenimr .
' George David returned Saturday
from a business trip to Torrington,
Wyo.
William McLaughlin was a Lake.-ide
business visitor last week.
Mr?.-Carl Miller and children left
for Oshkosh Saturday.
Edward Jameson went to Denver the
!aW prt of last week.
Misa Edythe Harris, who finished
her term of school here Friday ,left
lor her home at Ansley Saturday.
Miss Bernice Miller left for her
home at Oshkosh Saturday, after lin
ishinir another successful term of
school here. j
Petrograd claims to be the center of
difficulties, but there is no place like
"ow for an undertakers' conven
tion. i ' r '
Those who engage their appetites
againt-t the cookery of commerce r-id
.that eggs cost as much now as when
they were not cheap.
Having accepted a cut in her wages,
the hen is making up the loss by in
creased production.
Herald Want Ads Results.
A very pleasant day was spent at
the Berea school house ' on Friday,
Our teachers, Miss Esther Nation and
... ...
jnss Delia swanson, closed tne spring
term of school on Thursday and on
rriday pave a picnic, at which nearly
all of the parents were present.
A
large table was placed in the yard
and was soon well filled with food,
to which all present did full justice.
Music was furnished by the school
phonograph. Ice cream,, cake and
lemonade were enjoyed later In the
afternoon. Both teachers have been
re-engaged for next year, and all of
the patrons are well pleased. J
The community church at Berea will '
give a children s day piof;Tam Jure
12. The exercises will begin at. 10:30,
and will be followed by a basket din
ner, to which all are invited. Ths
will be the first Children's day pro
gram and a large attendance is de
sired. Mrs. Poole is visiting with her
daughter, Mrs. Gertruc! Cass.
Mr; and Mrs. Ed. Sherrick visited
Saturday and Sunday with Mrs. Sher
rick's parents, Mr. and Mrs. William
Maben.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Mundt gave a
surprise party at their home south
west of Berea Saturday evening, in
honor of Miss Hilda Heifner, who has
been attending school at Alliance, also
one of the graduates. A large crowd
was oresent. lhe lunch consisted or
cake, colfee and sandwiches and was i
furnished by Charles Jackson, riarve
Cass and the Knapp Bros. A pleasant
evening was enjoyed.
Miss Nelle Mcuonald has bjppn on
the sick list for the past few days and
waa unable to attend the school pic
nic at Berea Friday.
Mrs. Pearle Lumas accompanied
Mrs. Bonesack and daughters to Alli
ance Friday.
Mrs. Charles Cass and nephew, Rus
sell, expect to leave in a few days for
a month's visit at Bridgewater, la.,
and other places. -
Mrs. Fred Clayton and daughter,
Fern Marie, were visitors at the
school picnic.
Our young people were well re
resented at the graduating exerciser?
at Alliance Thursday night- Those
from here were Donald Hawkins, Eva
Clayton, Bessie Hawkins, Frances Mc
Donald, Will Maben, Chris Panwitz,
Rudolph Panwitz.
The Berea ball team went to Tom
rviifn.!' siiin.lav Rn1 hrnucht home the
bacon, the score being J6 to, 10 in fa-
...... t I .4 .IacA immA U9B
team drove up t payed for a while, but in the last in
played a game njng Berea thdught it was time to
play ball and several good h.u were
made and- the scores began to count
up fast. The Berea players were:
D. Jackman, lb; H. Hawkins, 2b; B.
Mundt, 3b; C. Jackman ss; Frank
Reed, p; Sam Mundt, c; r red Clayton,
If; P. McDonald, cf; u. uusn, rr.
Home runs were made oy raui Mc
Donald and D. Jackman, the latter
ViHvinif two to his credit. A large
crowd furnished the rooting for both
sides. After the ball game, Berea's
rider, D. Jackman, gave an exhibition
of broncho riding.
GLYCERINE MIXTURE
SURPRISES ALLIANCE
The quick action of simple glycerine,
buckthorn bark, etc., as mixed in Ad-ler-i-ka,
is surprising. One spoonful
relieves ANY CASE gas on ttomach
or sour stomach. Adlerika acts on
BOTH upper and lower bowel and re
moves all foul accumulated matter
which poisoned stomach. Often CURES
constipation. Prevents appendicitis.
One lady reports she has no more pain
in back of head or gas on stomach
since using Adler-i-ka. Harry Jhiele,
druggist.
Hungary announces an issue : f ciii--jency
printed on pigskin. Probably this
will mean an immediate auvu ite ia i.ic
price of footballs and saddles.
If there were more men working r rd
not so many men fighting in Europe
there wouldn't be the necessity lor so
much American relief.
The score between the locomotives
and the automobiles in the grade aos
ing game continues to give the loco
motives the long end.
Some gardens might be more popu
lar if cabbages could be camouflaged
as chrysanthemums.
Herald Want Ads If a word.
Mrs. C. M. Tove was an Alliance
visitor Thursday.
W. M. Woolsey made a business
trip to Bridgeport Saturday.
Herman Case went to Alliance Wed
nesday, returning Thursday.
A son was born to Mr. and Mrs.
Frank Powell Thursday
Mrs. Omer Kingry left for Bancroft 1
Friday, where her father is seriously
"'w , . .
.Mrs. Rufus Thomas returned from
me nu.iyiuu ni .miiame i nuisn.iy. i
one is Muymg wiiu ner niuuier, iura.
t" i i ... .l i . l . r I
Fred Wood.
Theodore Boodry came home from
Bridgeport Friday for the summer
vacation
Mrs. Joe Morrill returned to Bridge
port Friday after spending a few
days with her brother, Charley Sher
lock, who is still confined to his bed.
Little Ruth and Helen King re
turned home Saturday from Alliance,
r.here they attended school the last
year. ,
A short program was given at Fun
day school in honor of Memori xl duy
last Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. George Venell and
children went to Merino, Col.", Satur
day, to visit with the family of P. B.
McCauley. Mr. Venell returned Sun
day night, but Mrs. Venell and chil
dren will stay for several lay.
There was another ball game in An
gora Sunday that resulted in another
victory for ths regular Angora team.
Some spectacular horseback rid ng
waa done at the stockyards after the
game was over.
Herald Want Ads are read.
wm Mm iSSliJ Shi
The strictest propriety marks the careful conduct of our
funerals. Everything that is known to a modern under
taking science aids us in planning and carrying out funerals
whose dignity and real worth find favor. Undertaking con
nections in other cities. (
Glen Miller
UNDERTAKING PARLORS
Phones: Day, 311
Night, 522 or 535'
Slightly Used Pianos
AT A BARGAIN
These pianos have been taken in on trades and represent an
exceptional opportunity to get a good piano at a low price
$125.00 AND UP
WIKER MUSIC HOUSE
"Everything In Music"
REAL ESTATE
1 Box Butte County Farms and Ranches Hf
Alliance City Property
NEBRASKA LAND CO.
J. C McCORKLE, Manager
Office Croud Floor First National jbsZ.
Frits Leiber, the Shakespearian ac
tor, was submitted to a long and try
ing interview not so long ago by a
woman reporter, who finally wound up
with this question: "Don't you think,
Mr. Leiber, that if the immortal Wil
liam were alive today he would be
looked upon almost in the nature of a
ruri ail- v ? "
"indeed, he would," answered the
'actor. "Just think of it! He'd be more
than three hundred years old." New
York Evening 1 ost.
Wanted to buy both your fat
and stock hogs. O'Bannon and
Neuswanger. Phone 71. 18tf
THE LAW, BETWEEN FRIENDS
"The worst about the bolshevik! Is
that they don't respect the law. Will
you join me in a drink?"
"But I thought whiskey was illegal."
"So it is. But then, who takes any
notice of the law?" Hvepsen (Chria
tiania.) French courts have decided that
"champagne" is not a geographical
term. No more than "Havana" to
bacco. Has it ever occurred to the woman
who feels that she cannot trust her
huMtjand, that she cannot because he
doesn't. ,
Iceland i the only country In thr
world which has never been troubled
by railroad strikes. She has no rail
roads. '.
123 West
Third Street
Aerial accidents are getting to be
almost as numerous as those at grade
crossings.
Some men are still worrying over
why a girl closes her eyes when she
kisses them.
F. A. BALD
Attorney-at-Law
Office 'in l!eddish Block
1 i
K. of C. COUNCIL No. 975
Meets 2d and 4th Tuesday of each '
month, at
811 Bok Butte Avenue Upstairs
TUYSICIAN and SURGEON
DR. EINAR BLAK
OFFICE IN MALLERY BLOCK
Office 104 rhone Residence 1G1
DR. A. CLARENCE SCIIOCH
General Surgeon '
Rumer Bldg., Alliance, Neb. '
Office Phone 187 Res. Phone, BIk. 12
Let Me Cry Your Salea
R. A. WYLAND
Auctioneer 1232 Missouri
Telephone 34
- 1 A. BERRY
RCi i XUMV BLOCK
ALLIANCE, M&1ASKA
Drake & Drake
Doctors of Optometry
Glasses Accurately Fitted
Not Medicine, Surgery, Osteopathj
DRS. JEFFREY & SMITH
Chiropractors Palmer School
Telephone 8G5 Wilson Building
Real Estate, Loans and
Insurance '
F. E. REDDISH f
Reddish Block
Phone 664 Alliaac
Harry P. Coursey
AUCTIONEER
Lire Stock and General Farm Salea
J. D. EMERICK v
Bonded Abstractor
I have the only set of Abstract
Books in Box Butte County
First National Bank Bldg.
PHONES: RES. NO. It3
. OFFICE NO. L
Transfer and
Storage
Successors to Wallace Trans
fer and Storage t Company
PIANO MOVING BY AUTO
TRUCK
PACEINO AND CRATING
FURNITUE A SPECIALTY
Howard & Allen
"We Try Hard to Ple&tt"
Have it
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