EVERYBODY SEES A
CHANGE IN FATHER
Grateful Son Says Ilia Father Looks
Like Different Man Since
Taking Tanlao-
"My father ha? suffered from chro
nic stomach trouble for over twenty
years and has paid out thousands of
dollars for medicines and doctor.,"'
said G. W. Slayton, a well-known Colb
county farmer, living a short distance
out of Atlanta, Ga.
"We tried nearly everything trying
to cure him and he went off to-" the
Springs, thinking maybe the water
might help him but it just looked like
nothing would reach his trouble. Then
lie tried dieting and lived on liquid
food until he almost starved, but een
that failed to do him any good and
fie just kept going from bad to worse.
"I don't guess there ever was a case
as stubborn as his and if there ever
was a confirmed dyspeptic, he was one
of them and I guess he would have
leen one yet if it hadn't been for this
Tanlafc
"The first we heard of this medi
ine was when my father saw nn ad
vertisement in the papers from pur
ities lie knew in Tennessee, who vcre
:friends of Jhis and he knew what they
rpald about it was the truth so he got it
Tight away and began taking it Well,
sir, it acted just like magic every
body notices the change in father.
Why, he is just like a different man
nnd sits down to the table and eat3
like a farm-hand. Only yesterday he
.ate pork and turnips for his dinner
;and ate so much we were actually
afraid he was going to over-do the
thing but he laughed and said nothing
hurt him now and that he was hungry
and expected to eat and make up for
lost time.
"Now, when a medicine will do
things like that I think people ought
L-to know about it and I want to say
Tight now that I would not give one
fcottle of Tanlac for all the other medi
cines and health resorts in the country
.put together."
SIGNS
- "Excuse My Dust,' 'rah the sign on
the back of the speeder's car.
"Watch My Smoke," said the motor
cycle cop as he started in pursuit
Detroit Motor News.
AT THE MOVIES
"Something to Think About," a Cecil
B. DeMille production, is the attrac
tion at the Imperial tonight The
story centers around Kuth Anderson,
ciaugnter or tne village blacksmith. A
rich man, David Markley, lives in the
neighborhood and, becoming interest
ed in Ruth as a small girl, send her
away to school. She returns a young
anu Deaumui woman, and -it is under
stood that she and Dsvid are to mar
ry. On the impulse of the moment
she elopes with a youth of the village,
Iter husband, killed in nt accident,
leaves her destitute, and, returning to
her native town to find her father
blinded, she is in despair, until a se
ries of dramatic events leads to her
reconciliation with David,
Will Eodgers has an appealing role
in the Wednesday feature, from the
pen of Irvin S. Cobb. It is one of
the "Judge Priest" series, entitled,
"Boys Will Be Boys." The story
ueais witn "I'eep U Day," who, when
he receives a lesracy. buvs himself a
boots and other things children like
pnn goes out with the town s poor
cnnuren to regain his lost childhood.
How he comes into his own and is es
tabli.shed as a reliable and worthy cit
i7en makes one of the most interesting
pictures ever made by this star.
The Thursday bill is "Bitter Fruit,"
a six-reel super-product ion filmed
amonir "the Florida Everglades. It's
a thrilling yarn of shipwreck and pi
rates, of blavery and love, with a num
ber of scenes that should insure an
evening's interesting entertainment
On complaint of Superintendent W.
1L Pate, three high school boys were
ordered to appear in countv court last
"Wednesday at 4 p. m., to answer to a
charge of smoking cigarettes without
liaving attained the legal age of eigh
teen. The boys, badlv scared, ap
peared before Judge Tash, who as
sessed a fine of $10 and costs against
ach of them and then promptly sus
pended it during good behavior, which
-each of the boys assured him would be
during a lifetime.
EVERYONE
WANTS IT-
Wants the price of cleaning and
pressing to go down but they want the
quality to be maintained That is
right in line with the trend of prices.
You can't blame us for trying to hit
the popular vein. The Model Cleaners
and Dyers have lowered the price but
kept the ftuality up where years of ex
perience has placed them. All the
ask is a chance to demonstrate the
worth of their statement Here b
what we charge:
Cleaning and pressing suit $1.50
Pressing suit only .50
Ladies' Work Priced In Proportion.
MODEL CLEANERS & DYERS
TED FIELDING. Proprietor
203 Box Butte. We Call and Deliver
TOO UNANIMOUS
The only trouble with a CO-horse-
Eower motor is that every - darned
orse balks at the same time. Cam
den Daily Courier.
Man is a resourceful creature he
can always find plenty of excuses
when he has no reasons.
Coming June 1
AMERICA'S FOREMOST TRAINED WILD
ANIMAL EXHIBITION
Palmer Biros.
Wild Animal
Circus
3 Big
Rings
CHAS. FULTON BALL ROOM HORSES
Featuring SUNBURST, AGREEMENT, KIDDO, DARKNIGHT,
and DYNAMITE. Foremost Horse - Act Ever Presented
And the Magnificent $20,000 Gorgeously JJARDENELLA
Costumed Oriental Spectacular Pageant The ROSE of the ORIENT
3 I PALMER STEEL
R I N G S BROS. " ARENA
20 DorubARLsgth Wild Animal or funny
Equal to fo Freight CIRCUS CLOWNS
Cars ,
. ' Finest Horses
Elephants and INDRA - " ""h nT
o-- Wn u, CIRCUS
1,wCIJtE? pachyderm Hundreds of
of Waterproof Tenta 1 , . ,
o electric Margeritte A?f?s
Z Light Plants Ricardo AN 1M ALb
Mme.Golda the lady . MHe. Silvers
and Her $10,000 and The Lady with the
DANCING HORSE THE I TfW II O V E S
"White Pearl" A1IK LlU2i "UUt)
CHILDREN'S FAIRYLAND
Performing Dogs, Goats, Shetland Ponies, Monkeys,
Leaping Wolf Hounds, direct from Helmond Kennels
ROY RING'S BICYCLE RIDING MONKEY "TONY"
Capt John Hoffmani&S!? ffiSErtfiSBSsf ffljg
ONLY BIG SHOW COMING
Big Free Street Parade 10:30 a.m.
Tins ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, MAY 31, 1J21
RANDOM SHOTS
THREE
Too much spring weather maketh
the column short.
Bill Mounts started Saturdav, which
means that the fishing weather has
officially arrived.
Sound rather peculiar to hear fo!ks
say: "I'll go tomorrow if it don't
rain."
We never used to fijrurj on the ruin.
Coupla ScottsblufT jrir1s".rot ost In
the bad lands ve.t of Scott.bluir the
other nRht and it took n fearchinir
pnrty five hours to find them. Lvry
time a fnend of ours exm into the
li-ke region in east Alliance we advise
him to take f.lonjr a supply of provi
sions. .
DoC Wilbur Crafts, who wants to
make all Sundays blue, is working on
Omaha, but he won't get anywhere .n
hot weather.
We hope he hits ScottsbluiT before
he leaves the state. They have too
easy a life in that burg.
The saddest time of all is when the
spring fever hits the ardent swain.
Ask the tall hnv u-Vin intenlo,l tn wm
Lincoln to escort a friend to the dance
of the season, and in trying to squeeze
in five minutfs pvtra cloon aftov th
alarm clock sounded, forgot to wake
up ana missed me train.
As we understand it, the man who is
In that shape don't dare to tak nv
chances.
If you bring a trunk with you, be
sure to pack all classware so it dosn't
rattle.' . . . .,
Even the cops have ears.
The worst thinsr about rlonninir vonr
B. V. D.'s ahead of time is that there
isn't any relief when the hot weather
really arrives.
A few neonle haven't fnrcrnttan tda
war. Durinir the march of the ex-sol-
ctier3 down Kox Butte avenue on Me
morial fiftV. nt lpnaf civ man wars nk-
served to remove their hats while the
colors were passing.
But a lot of them forgot
It Pays to Advertise.
"Father! Father! The hull-nun U
chewinup the roll of films I got for my
camera, and won't let go!"
00 and get some of that tooth
paste that removes the film from the
teeth !'-'
We can Rvmnnthiie with enmo nt tha
doughboys who didn't put on their
Uniforms. Tt' hppn nnlV n vnnr nr in
but we had to use a shoe horn to get
tnose cornucopia trousers on.
Wonder if women suffer thAt wnv
with corsets?
If so, our sympathy is extended.
right here and now. - ?
And one of the buddies Raid. In a
tone that expressed great concern:
"Let's pray he doesn't have to sneeie."
We didn't - f
Just Our Status.
A crabby millionaire, as he got out
of his limousine, was approached by a
newsboy. "No, I don't want a paper.
Get out!" he snarled. "Well, keep
"our pt on. bos." replied the news
boy. "The only difference between you
uu me is that you are making your
second million and I'm Btill working on
my first"
From all reports, June la going to
be some month .
Wonder who started all this any
way? .
Caption from a recent movie at
least it was shown recently: "The
true tet of a man is when he's wear
ing a dress suit or pajamas."
Attention of Bill Maupin.
"Believe me, she'd make Rome
chorus girl.'
"Howzat?"
"Well, she's got three qualifica
tions." "What are they?" '
"Well, a good voice is one of them."
But, seriously, most of those K. C.'s
looked pretty tpiffy in their dress
suits. They aren't any more painful
than most of the uniforms.
t Honors for the most imposing ap-l
pearance go to J. W. G. j
There'll be an epidemic of those1
cords, mark our woids, ,
The Best WeCan Find Today
One of the wings of the plane lad
broken and its pilot, after crashing
through a mass of planking and plas
ter found himself resting on a concrete
surface in utter darkness.
"Where am I?" he asked feebly.
"You're in my cellar," came an
ominous voice out of the blackness.
"But I'm watching you."
' This Is the last line for today.
A SAFE TEST
For those who are In need of a
remedy for kidney troubles and back
ache, it is a good plan to try Doan'i
Kidney Tills. They are strongly rec
ommended by Alliance people. Ask
your neighbor!
Mrs. C. O. West, 803 Yellowstone,
Alliance, savs: "Donn's Kidnev Tills
are a standard medicine for kidney
trouble in our home and have been for
years. My people had Doan's in the
hnlKII oil Ika ttmo r.A i. U
. mi. .., nine ami ninriifvi-r Hnv
of the family needed a kidney medi
cine it was always Doan's thnt'was re
lied upon to straighten them up. I
. (it Mi.n.n.-i nitty rnril.
headaches and backache. Whenever 1
hnd one of these attacks I took Doan's
Kidney Tills nnd they always cured
me of the attack promptly It is a
pleasure to give Doan's my hearty en
dorsement" Priro ftWv nt nil r1n-1a,. n..'
simply ask for a kidney remedy -get
Donn's Kidney Tills the same that
Mrs. West had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
niirs., uuttalo, N. Y.
Hugh Ferkins stopped off here on
his road home from the state (J. A. R.
encampment at Hastings. Mr. Perkins
was elected junior vice commander. He
says that Hastings let nothing undone
that would make for the pleasure and
comfort bf the old boys. Mr. Perkins
is an old settler in these parts, hav
ing homesteaded near Hay Springs
thirty years ago. He has lived in Hay
Springs for the last twenty five years.
DEFINED
"Wot's this 'ere 'ome rule fer Ire
land. Garge?"
"Well, it's like this ere: If my
missiles wants a new 'at, an' I tell 'er
the old 'at looks fine an' she slings the
kettle at me an I buys 'er a new 'at
well, thatVwot 'ome rule isl" The
Passing Show (London).
FOR THE DEFENSE
Let us not be unreasonable. People
went crazy before there were any
moving-picture shows. Toledo Blade.
. NOTICE
Hunting and tresspassing In any
shane or form on the SVVU of SKU
SE4 of SWVi and the West Half of
SWH, all in section 33-25-48, Box
Butte county. Nebraska, is strictly for-
Didften.
52-55p CHRIS. NEPPER.
One of the most honelesa task is
ta trv to convince a woman u'hn knu
been married ten years that there are
any perfect men.
Bureau of Information
In PostofFicc Building
at Washington, D. C.
To the Public: It Is the wish of the
president that visitors to the sent of
government hall have every opport
-unity to get full information con
cerning all governmental departments.
It is especially his desire that all those
who come to Washington to transact
business with any department or bu
reau of the government may quickly
be advised as to the exact locaton ir.d
means of renching the particular de
partment or bureau in which may I
centered the business which they de
sire to transact.
For this purpose there has been es
tablished a bureau of information on
the ground floor of the postoffice de
partment building, located on Penn
sylvania avenue at Twelfth street,
which is in charge of competent peo
ple who will definitely answer queries
of this character.
The public is advised of this ar
rangement and invited to make use of
the facility. WILL II. HAYS.
CLASS WANTED
Mr. Nouveau Riche (selecting De
votional Gift Book): "'Commoa
Prayer' 'aven"t you got any a bit
more darssy?" London Opinion.
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CAN YOU CONCEN
TRATE EASILY?
NOT IF YOUR VISION
IS IMPERFECT
Have your eyes examined
3 . and know if you are
handicapped.
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5 B. G. Bauman, O.D.
5 Alliance, -t- Nebraska
i Phone for Appointment
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ANGORA, NEBR.
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Long Head
or a Short Head
It's queer how the thrift habit seems to re
flect itself in people. Usually the more efficient,
earnest workers have havings accounts. They are
usually long headed the ones who plan ahead.
Are you of that type? Or are you short headed?
Be long headed plan for the future '
by opening that savings account
here today. f. t
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All money deposited here earns
5 INTEREST
We Pay
5
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