- - - SPECIAL FOR THIS WEEK - - - PORK SHOULDER STEAK .20c BACON 27c and up ARMOUR'S STAR HAM and MORRIS' SUPREME HAM 33c COMPOUND LARD, 10 pounds for $1.00 ROUND STEAK 25c Trv.The MODEL MARKET PHONE 30 FOR CHEAPER PRICES AND BETTER MEATS 5 E. G.'s Column "Modern Clothes Fr Men" 308 Eox Butte Ave. ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA If you had gokl dollars, willing to Rive them away FREE, you couldn't do it if nobotly knew you would. 1 That tells the story -in a nutshell, about our big sale, and we have tried to tell you in cur advertising for the last week or two about it. You have received a circular, and you are going to get another one, and everything that I say in it is absolutely true, and you can believe it. I want you to come in and make us prove it to you, for we have tried to make it plainer than the city man did in his sign at the gate of his beautiful home just across from the big city park. A man from the country, while sauntering through this park, came out near this home, and upon seeing this sign, read alound: "Please ring the bell for the caretaker." After reflect ing for a few minutes he walked up and gave the bell such a pull that it nearly came out by the roots. In a few moments an angry-faced man opened the door. "Are you the caretaker?" asked the bell-puller. "Yes; what do you want?" "I saw the notice, so I rang the bell, and now I want to know why you can't ring the bell yourself." That kind of & sign is possible of a mis-reading, and also is a sign that was in one of our stores a few days ago here in Alliance, which said that they had suits in their store for "All Wool Boys." But this is the thing we have tried to get away from, and make our ad vertising plain, and tell the truth all along in such a manner that it will be a pleasure to come in and trade with us. Jimmie was walking along the toast near the mouth of a river with his father one day, and he was very in terested in the shipping. But at last he was very distressed to see quite a small tug pulling a great, heavy ship behind it. Every now and then, the tug woufd give a shrill yell fiom its siren. . . When at la.st the tug's siren gave a vmore than usually pitiful screech, J wimmie suddenly burst into tears. His 'father took the boy into bis arms in Auprise: "What's the matter, little man, what are you crying for?" "Boo-hoo!" cried Jimmie. Ml don't like that big ship pulling that little steamboat's tail and making it scream sol" Well, we have been doing some screaming ourselves, but we do not want it misunderstood, for we are meaning to do it and are going to keep aj. it notice our ad on page 3 till all of the people in this neighbor- i h,ood know about our goods, and our pricey, and once we get you to come in we are sure that we can convince you of our right to ask you in, and even to insist mat you come in. There had been a stormy scene the night before when Bertie asked Bea trice's father for the hand of his daughter. Now the discomfitted lov ers were discussing the affair. "Oh, dearest!'' sighed the damsel, "I'm so disappointed in father, and at the way he treated you. I have al ways loved and worshipped him. Now it looks as if my idol has feet of clay." "'Clay!' Oh, I guess not 'clay. I'll say they're CONCRETE." Our big sale lasts all next week, and we hope that you will pardon us if we say it's a real sale, and ' We will be glad to have you thank us for inviting you in. Yours as always, Modern Clothes For Men." Mrs. Rufus Thomas was operated on for appendicitis at the St. Joseph IftVpital Wednesday morning. At last report fche was doing nicely. RAILWAY INQUIRY IN WASHINGTON Excessive Labor Costs and Work . ing Conditions Chief Causes of Trouble. NO CONTROL OVER EXPENSE Prices and Wages Fixed by Govern ment Leave Little Scops for Managements, Washington, D. C In testifying be fore the 'Senate Comm'ttee Inter state Commerce In the general Inves tigation Into the railroad situation, witnesses for the rallrouds contended that:. (1) The costs of operation are Ab normal, owing chiefly to wnpe scales PKtiilillxlied by the government which exceed wages paid for similar work In other Industries, and to wasteful labor costs, often for work not dune, en forced upon the railroads by the so called "National Agreements. C2) That 07 H cents out of very dollar of opernting expenses- In VXiO were at prUvs fixed directly by the government, or by general market con ditions and over which the railroad ninnngeuients had no control. (3) That the general business de pression was not due to the high freight rates,, but to the lack of buy ing both here' and abroad. One of the must striking facts brought out In the testimony present ed by the first witness, Julius Krujt schnltt, diiilnnan of the bound of di rectors of the Southern Pacific, was the following, In expliniutioH of the chief reason for the Increase In oj ratlng expenses since 1010: "The lnhor bill of the carriers In 1916 (which was before the Adauison 'aw took effect) stood at 1.4.rT(l,.'l!M. tn . WJO it was $.1.C.!S.21C,3Cl, an In rease of f2.2M.f9,57. "The Increase by years sJnee 191C Mas been ss follows: 'ncreuse In 1917 270,905,748 Increase tn 1918 874,331,209 fncrease In 1919 229,315,081 Tncrease In 1920....! 855,087,919 r an aggregute Increase since 1910 of $2,229,839,057 Exhibits were placed before the committee showing that for the rail roads of the whole country, increased expenses In 191i0 over. 1019. wi'e a follows: Actual expenses for 19'-'0. $6,163,138,341 Actual expenses for 1919. 4,667,774,131 Inc. for 1920 over 1919. $1,495,364,210 Mr. KruttscUnltt, In showing bow little control the nillrouds had ver necessary expenditures, said: "Sixty-four cents out of every dol lar of operating expenses were, iii I'.fJO, paid out to Inhor, and the wugcv of labor are fixed by the government. "Fifteen cents out of every dollar f operating expenses was paid for material and supplies wit prices fixe! by the government. "Three Htid one-half cents out of every dollar was paid for other ex penses Lnctured by the government In the first two months of 9'.'0. "A total, therefore, of cents out of every dollar of operating expenses for 19"Ju was paid out a prices direct ly fixed by the government. , "The remainder, up to 97yt cents, was for materials and supplies, pur chased at prices fixed by general mar ket conditions and beyond the power of the railroads to control." To Illustrate Low labor costs were Inflated by tlie "National Agreements" entered Into during federal control, fixing rules and working conditions, the following examples were cited: l! Th Fere MHnturtte Railway was loinpellrd to my $tt.il64 In 1 k pay to four employwi because their titles under these agreemen t were cnauift-J , by a d.-riaion of the IMrector General, whl'e the nature of their luu( and the volume of their work remained the same. t. A car repairer on the Vtririnian FUllwtiv was paid t.(K for work he never did. He waa laid tff with other employees because there wu no work f'r him to do. When he became en titled under his "seniority riKlHtj" to be re-enip)oycd. he received back pay and overtime. I. The Shop Crafte Agreement pro vide that when employees are Re quired to check In and out on their own time they will be paid for one hour extra at the clone vt each week, no matter how few houra thev may have worked. Thla rule In the first six months of VtiU com the railways J. Sixi.ooo, or at rate of Sll.Ouu.Oou a year. i. On the Chesapeake A Ohio Rail road piecework car repairers derreae ed 41.4 a-r cent and airbrake repair ers J3.4 per cent in cnVlency under a guarantee of a fixed minimum rate per hour. , 6. On the abolition of piece work on the -I'nlon Pacific RaMroad In the wheel shop t Omaha. Nebr., the time required for the same work was iii creaoed 31.8 per cent and the output was cut down 24 per cent : and in a coach-cIeHnirg yard at Ienver the time rejii r.-U was increased 38 8 per cent and the output decreased 21 t,r cent. . Southern I'aclflc employee. whe sole duty was to keep watch on stationary enfrims and to stop the engine in case anything went wcorg. were reclHssified by Itirector General as "'etrir-al workers." t,ne man on tne fcalt Lke division being nlven back pay of $2.31. another K.dM another $?,00S, another 2.(i03, and six ' others amounts varying from II, tot' to ft. Duo. 7. I'nder the present clasflft atloii rules of the siicp crafts in order to chant e a noxxie tip in the front end Of a locomotive It Is necessary to tail a boiler maker and his helpe to open the doer, becauae that is boiler mak ers" work; to call a plpeman and his helper to remove (he blower pipe btrauae that is ptpemen'i work: nt rrvr - t, -, 7 n. chtn'sts eork: siso for the sun e forre to be employed for putting In the new Hp. Questioned by Senator Po!in1e;cr dr. Knil'sclinitl stated that these In tnni might bt Increased Indefinite y sua were harncterlstlc on railroad f the country, as n result of the 'Agreements" left over from feders! 'ontrol. MALAYS THE LAZIEST PEOPLE Natives Characterised by a Market Antipathy to Labor and Ex. tremely Philosophical. Their disregard of money makes al' dealings with Malays extremely diffi cult, imd their dislike for work hat completely Mocked more than one proj txt. writes Charles Mayer In Asia Magar.lne. To my mind, tho Malays are the laziest iole In the world. When work Is an exciting or mnus !tK gime, such as the hunt, they will go on for days without signs of fatigue. They seem to keep alive by some fa natic energy. Hut when work Is Just plain labor they will say, "Walt" or "I must think." Or a Malay may say candidly: "Sir, I have hnd plenty to eat. I am content." Many times 1 hare had a Malay tell me, when I asked him to do some work, that he had enough rice ami fish for the day and that he might die during the night. It Is an unanswerable arjrument. To morrow's fond can be foend when to morrow comes. Whv should a Malay gentleman, wlm believes In Allah and whose stom ach Is full, do the labor that can be done by heathen, plg-e:ttlng J'hitieseT "Will you row mo acrosi the river?" i asked a Malay one day. "Tuan, 1 have eaten and I have plenty." he replied. iou may taue my boat and row yourself across the river. Tomorrow, If AIIhIi grants me life and If I need the boat. 1 will swim over for It." That Malay trait of living for tht moment has led many a European to murder, and more than once It mad me feel like running amuck. It Is mad denlng. letting work out of Malays Is a fine art, a science to he lenrned only after years of patient argulns and cajoling. And yet, with all their laziness, they are lovable people. In most cases they are brave and willing to do anything for a pernn they Hk. , Of East Indian Origin. The Hindustani word "pnejams." means literally "lej clothing," and If applies to the th'n loost trousers tied around the waist, which are worn by Mohamniednn men and women. The English adaptation, spelled "pyjamas" abroad, but "pajuuias" In the United States, Is applied not only to the trous ers, but to a stilt made np of trous ers and blouse, worn In the dressing room or as a sleeping garment. Herald Want Ads are read. Tire Mileage at the Lowest Cost in History Old SIZE and TYPE 30 x 3 Clincher 30 x 3J Clincher 32x31 S.S. 32 x 4 S. S. 34x41 S.S. 35 x 5 S. S. $17.55 20.80 26.30 34.95 49.85 61.15 These Prices Apply to Our Regular and Complete Line Price unsupported by value never Is an advantage to any but the man vrho sells to make a quick Mclean-upnd quit. A reputable, unexcelled mileage tire made by a company that can and will deliver fill and more than you pay for is the only one you can afford to buy. Sold only by Dealers New Low Price on a Known and Honest Product COMMENT & DISCOMMENT (Continued from Tage 8) 61. From what country do we Ret out borax? reiia and Tibet. 62. From what country do we get our figs ? Smyrna. 63. From what country do we get our platina? Ural mountains in Rus sia. 64. Where does most of our quicksil ver come from? California. 65. What Is the greatest wool pvoduc Injr country in the vorld? Aus tralia. CO. In whet ?tntcs are locr.tcd our chief copper mines? Montana, Arizona, Michigan, Utah ,and . California. 67. What is copra? The kernel of a coconut dried in the sun. 68. What is used to cut the facets of diamonds? Flat metal discs, fed with diamond dust and oil. 60. From what city do most of our laundry machines come? Newton, Iowa. 70. From what vicinity do we pet most of our codfish? Off the Noiweff- r ian coasts. 71. What are felt hats made of? Wool mixed with hair. 72. If Rhode Island is the smallest state in the union, what is the next and the next to that? Delaware, Connecticut. 73. Where does most of our rubber come from ? Brazil, South Ameri ca. 74. What Is zinc? A bluish white metal resembling; tin. 75. What is the name of the acid found in vinegar? Acetic. 7C. Where are condors found ? Andes mountains, South America. 77. What fabrics is used in auto tires? A weave of Sea Island cotton. If you'll check over the questions and answers, you'll find that some of the answers you were so sure of may be wrong. It is possible, of course, that All. WnlWl mat Viavn etannnl ttY ,jn answering some of the tpuestions, but they sound all right to us. One man who saw the list says that while Newton, la., may be the place where most of the washing machines are manufactured, most of the laundry machines come from Troy, N. Y.,'and if we get time we'll see Charley Hill and settle the matter. The publication of the Ed'son ques tionnaire has been a boon to the funny men, who have been making up lists of .their own. The whole thing seems to have got Edison's goat, who was much vexed when the questions an- 1 P1" print He is row at work on another list and declares that he will have the next one copyrighted, and will promptly prosecute any news- paper that dares to print it. So far i as we can see, it looks like good ad j vertising, and it doesn't co; t Mr. Edi son a cent. Were we in his place and could get all this free publicity, we'd figure out half a dozen new lists and '. release one a week until. the public; wearied of discovering how ignorant it j is about everyday information, such as Edison insists' his questions cover. Mr. Day Cunningham of Marple, attended the high school alumni ban quet at the Palm Room Wednesday evening. NON-SKID Prices New Prices RED-TOP Old Prices New Prices $12.85 15.00 21.00 26.90 38.35 47.05 $21.05 27.75 31.60 42.00 $17.00 22.00 26.00 34.40 Plut mar las, Olhtr I IP cUiii) Vidlor Records ALL THE HITS ALL THE TIME. THIELE'S The Time to--- Save Your Lawn Is NOW! If you want a fine looking lawn this sum mer, the time to begin working on it, is right now. . If you will put an hour or so a day working on it during the early spring, it will get the full benefit of the spring rains and will stand a twenty to one better chance of remaining green during the hotter and the dustier days to come. If you don't take care of it without delay, there is a strong possi bility that you'll have no lawn to worry about later on. The first essential is Garden Hose, per f t. . . . . Wzt to 23 You'll need Sprayers, also, and there are several styles from Which to choose. - Another essential to a well kept lawn is to get rid of the dandelions. We have the Dandelion Kake, which cuts the heads olf the pests so they can be piled and burned, or, if you prefer, there are several successful Diggers. Above all, get started soon if you want to make the most of your lawn. Rhein Hardware Co. rrompt and Courteous Service ALLIANCE . NEBRASKA RIBBED CORD Old Prices New Prices NON.SKID CORD Old Prices New Prices $32.60 39.20 49.80 59.10 73.65 $25.00 32.90 41.85 49.65 61.90 $34.25 41.15 52.30 62.05 77.35 $27.50 36.40 46.30 54.90 68.45 titn rtiucti U prprtitn GRAY TUBES Old Prices New Prices $2.75 3.25 3.60 4.55 6.00 7.25 $2.15 2.55 2.90 3.55 4.75 5.85