ELEVEN . SAVING TROUBLE Motorist (after hitting pedestrian): "You were trying to cross the middle of the block." Prdestrisn: "What difference doe it mnke? If I cross at the corner you will knock me into the middle of the block, and we might Just as well begin there." St. lsu Post-Dispatch. Gene Byrnes Says: "It's a Great Life If You D . WITH THE TRIMMINGS Mrs. Newlywed (giving first order to butcher over -phone) : "Please send me a pound of t-teak." Butcher: "And what else, please ?" Mrs. Newlywed: "And and somo gravy.' New York Central Lines Magaxine. THE ALLIANCE HERALD. FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1921 'VTHC. VOCTOP- P L- T" . I J - -Tt MORROW IS niMI ! JV V? ' '2ot. MD ' ( 1 00 SOMtTH J V SOMPAY AND liSP' Wil lltr i ( sTtf i ' VS f . is well scr.woto Agsb1 -'I i'l ! V thc cuxrO WV-ArTI V Trt .V clock tor stxTMWTfv Jl 111 ZDJi Toweut in fr Jin mi - .N JA i5 i m " frzcziizz ;. liV. j$&-:ir I if tou pout; I Vrrr 11 . nrill L I I. I CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Want U buy something? Hun rda of peopl scan these Want Ad column looking for what you r others have to offer. Get quick results by advertising in Ths Herald Want Ad department. RATES Ons cent. per word per Insertion. Costs no more than ther newspapers and we guar antee that you reach several hun dred more readers. Buy circula tion, not hot air. WANTED WANTED Either cattle or horses for herd stock. Plenty of water and salt B. W. Case, Alliance, Neb. 41-49p WANTED To hear from owner - of good farm for sale. State cash Erice, full particulars. D. F. Bush, inneapolis, Minn. 58p WE WANT a lady or gentleman agent for the genuine J. R. Watkins Prod ucts in Alliance and other vacant town?. A big opportunity for any hustler. Write today for free sample and free particulars of our wonderful offer. J. R. Watkins Co., C4, Winona, Minn. 46to48p FOR SALE HOUSE FOR SALE Bids will be re ceived up to 5 p. m. Wednesday, May 11, 1921, for what is known as the O'Keefe house, 708 Box Butte, in cluding hot water furnace, radiators, plumbing and lighting fixtures. Pur chaser to remove said building from its present location by June 1, 1921. The trustees reserve the right to reject any or all bids. Mail or deliver all bids to Rev. Mearl C. Smith, Alliance, Ne braska. 46-47 FOR SALE 100 bushels of millet seed. Call I. L. Peters, phone 802F11. 46-49 FOR SALE-r-Two room house with ear a re: corner lot. $900. Four room house, $2,000. Belmont Addition. Bar- gains m city property, hce Nebraska Land Co. . ' " 46tf FOR SALE Good used cars. A. H. JONES Co., 3rd and Cheyenne, tf MISCELLANEOUS COLUMBIA HATCHERY P. O. Box 1102 Denver, Colo. Capacity over 10,00 Chicks Weekly ,We can supply you with any quantity of' Eaby Chicks 15 varieties. Live delivery guaranteed. Parcel post pre paid. Write for prices and full par ticulars. 19tf THOUGHTS THAT LINGER ( "I always think before I speak." "That's only part of the trick," re plied Senator Sorghum. "The more 1if?iMilt rtnrfirin la trt lrppn vntir fllifli. u i i- u. I' " - t J ence thinking after you get through." w usnmgiun oim. Since May, 1918. no less than twenty-six men have bsen killed in the government's aerial mail service. The mileage of that service was 1.000,000 miles.. This is a pioneer service and the hazards are great. Compared with with the tragedies of the railway mail it is like a death sentence. But it is being' extended, improved and mad safer and in another season or two wili be established where and how it can serve its greatest good. Those who have fallen have blazed the way for permanence. LOOKING FORWARD Another thing we are looking for ward to with happy anticipat'on is apple-blossom time in Normalcy. Ohio State Journal. The Rhode Island loard of agricul ture claims to have discovered a fer tilizer that will grow grass and kill weeds at one and the same time. Couldn't they get up an improvement that will also mow the lawn? Minister says jazz sets Indians w'ld. Which proves Indians are much like othe rpeople. One reason why we get so few facts from Russia ia that mot people escape with only their lives. NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT AND PETITION FOR DISTRIBUTION. In the county court of Box Butte county, Nebraska. In the Matter of the Estate of John J. Keenen deceased. Notice is hereby given to all per sons interested in the estate of John J. Keenen, deceased, that Grant H. Keenen, administrator of the said es tate has filed his final account and re port of administration, and petition or distribution and final settlement as such administrator. It is ordered that a hearing be had on said account and petition before the said Court at the County Coui-t Room, in the City of Alliance, Box Butte Co'unty, Nebraska, on the 21st day of May, 1921, at the hour of nine o'clock, A. M. when all persons in terested therein may appear and con test the same. It is further ordered that Notice be given to all persons interested in said estate, of the time and place fixed for said hearing, oy the publication of this notice for three successive weeks prior to said date of hearing in the Alliance Herald, a newspaper, print ed, published and of general circula tion in said County. Dated this '20th day of April, 1921. IRA E. TASH, (SEAL) County Judge LEE BASYE, Attorney.. Apl. 2G-May20,Inc. NOTICE OF SALE UNDER . ARTISAN'S LIEN Notice is hereby given that by virtue of an artisan's lien, verified statement and description of the work done and material furnished and a description of the article so repaired. altered and enhanced in value, or for which material was furnished or upon which said work was performed hav ing been filed in the office of the County Clerk of Box Butte County, Nebraska on the 28th day of April, 1921, the said artisan's lien having been filed by A. H. Jones Company, a corporation, against John Keane for the sum of Three Hundred Ninety eight and 55-100 Dollars ,($398.55). with interest at 7 per annum from the 21st day of October, 1920, upon which there is now due the sum of $413.08, default having been made in the payment of said sum and no suit or other proceeding at law having been instituted to recover said debt or any part thereof, said A. H. Jones Com pany, a corporation, will sell ihe prop erty therein named, namely One 35 Horse-Power Reo Speed-Wagon Auto mobile Truck, Serial Number F-14C94, at public action at the northwest cor ner of the intersection of Third Street and Cheyenne Avenue in the City of Alliance. Box Butte County on the 21st day of May, 1921, at two o'clock p. m. of said date. Dated April 2Sth, 1921. A. H. JONES COMPANY, A Corporation, Lien Holder. BOYD, METZ & MEYER, Attorneys. Apr29-May20 NOTICE In the District Court of Box Butte County, Nebraska. Jennie M. Niquist, Plaintiff, vs. Gust Niquist, Defendant. To Gust Niquist, non-resident, de fendant: You are hereby notified that on the 18th day of November, 1920, Jennie M. Niquist, filed a petition against you in the District Court of Box Butte County, Nebraska, the ob ject and prayer of which are to obtain a divorce from you on the grounds of extreme cruelty and non-support for more than two year3 preceding the fil ing of said petition without just cause or provocation. You are required to answer said petition on or before Mon day, the 30th dav of May, 1921. JCNN1E M. NIQUIST, Plaintiff. MITCHELL & GANTZ, Attorneys. ' Aprl2-Mayl3 HEREDITY Do you believe in heredity, Nupop? I certainly do. Why, for instance, is my six-months-old always trying to get his toes in his mouth if it isn't because of his dad's constant struggle to make both ends meet?" Boston Transcript. The trouble we are encountering in adjusting the mixupa the war has left us is, the impulse to play the hog is so strong that it is difficult to act with good common sense. WEEKLY MARKETGRAM (U. S. Bureau of Markets) Fruits and Vegetables Northern round white potatoes up 10 at shipping points closing 70c-80c sacked. Chicago car-lots up 15c-20, ranging 90c-$l. Florida No. 1 Spauld ing Rose up 60c New York wholesale market at $8-$8.25. Other markets generally $8.25-$9.25 per double head barrel. South Carolina No. 1 Irish cobblers cloth top slat barrels $7.75 $8 in eastern markets. Texas sacked Bliss Triumphs firm middle-western markets at $4.50-$4.75. Tennessee Klondike strawberries down 10c New York at 2Gc-30 quart basis; up 50c-75 f.o.b. shipping po'nts at $4.50c$4.75 per 24 quart crate. Vir ginia Klondike 20c-30c quart basis eastern markets. Dairy Products. Feeling steadier in butter markets and trading apparently on more con fident basis. Dealers anxious for more settled market before active storing Feason opens. Prices in eastern mar kets lc-ll,6c lower than week ago; Chicago about 1 cent higher. Closing prices 92 score: New York 35H: Chi cago 31li; Philadelphia 37 and Boston 35. Grain. Although prices closed higher than a week ago, the market trend was un certain. Unfavorable crop reports from Oklahoma, keen demand cash wheat seiiboard and a strong cash market caused big advance the 4th -and 5th, but with good rains in southwest, re ports Omaha and Minneapolis ship ping cash wheat to Chicago, and weak ened technical position due to big ad vance, prices slumped on the 7th, and during the remainder of the week fluctuated within comparatively small range. On the 11 unfavorable crop reports, acceptance of allied terms by German and statement of Secretary Wallace that price level of fifty per cent above pre-war basis would benefit the whole country produced bullish sentiment and higher prices. Better milling demand in Chicago and Kan sas City. Country offerings all grains small; decreased movement expected in the near future. Stocks at terminal markets continue to decrease. In Chicago cash market No. 2 Red winter wheat $1.47; No. 2 hard $1.52; No. 3 mived corn 61c; No. 3 yellow corn 61c; No. 3 white oats 39c. For the week Chicago May wheat up 6c at $1.44 '4; May corn 2c at f-O. Chicago July wheat up 7l,is at SI.I6S1: July com 2Uc at C3'4. Minneapolis July wheat up fic at $1.22'i; Kansas City July 74 at $1.10; Winnipeg July 2c at $1.46',i. Live Stock and Meats. Most classes and grades of live stock at Chicago advanced the past week. Hogs up 5c-25c; beef steers 25c; butcher cows and heifers 25c."0c. Feeder steers about steady. Veal calves down $1. Fat lambs up 75c $1.25; fat ewes and yearlings 25c-50c per 100 pounds. Feeding lambs un changed. May 11th Chicago prices: hogs, bulk of sales $8.40-$8.85; medi um and good leef steers $7.50-$9; butcher cows and heifers $5,25-$9: feeder steers $C.75-$8.35; light and medium weight veal calves $7.25-$9.50, fat lambs $10-$12; feeding lambs $7 f8.50: yearlings $8.25-$10; fut ewes, $6-$7.50. Stocker and fee.ler shipments from eleven important markets during the week ending May 6 were: cattle and calves 25,809; hogs 5,935; sheep 9,291. In eastern wholesale fresh meat markets fresh beef ranged steady to $1 lower per 100 pounds; veal and pork loins down $l-$2; mutton steady; lamb up $l-$2. May 6th prices good grade meats: beef, $15-$17; veal, $16 $18; lamb, $22-$26; mutton $16-$18; light pork loins $23-$25; heavy loins 15-$20. Hay. Receipts very light but demand con tinues very poor. Prices practically unchanged. Kansas City market is stronger because of rainy weather cur tailing country loading. No. 1 timothy ouoted New- York, $30, Cincinnati, $20.7o; Chicago, $20; Minneapolis, $19.50; Atlanta. $29. No. 1 alfalfa Kansas City, $24; Memphis, $27.50; Atlanta. $30. No. 1 prairie Kansas City, $15.50; Minneapolis, $15. Feed. Diminishing wheat mill feed output causing firmer market at mills. Con suming markets still , dull with little demand. Cottonseed meal higher on better export demand. Holders cot! pressing sales. Linseed meal and corn feeds dull; market weak. Spring bran quoted: Philadelphia, $25; Chicago, $20; Minneapolis, $16; hard winter bran, Kansas City $19; standard mid dlings, Philadelphia $24, Minneapolis $15, Ch'cngo $18.60. Linseed meal at New York $3V25; Minneapolis, $28; Kansas City, $30.50. Cottonseel meal -i Memphis $27; Cincinnati $32.25; Kansas City. $31. Gluten feed, June shipment, Chicago, $26; Cincinnati. $29.30; New York $33.C2; hominy feed Cincinnati, $25. MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE Office Boy (anxious to go to foot ball match): "May I have the after noon off, sir? My grand " Employer: "Oh, yes, I've heard that before. Your grandmother died last week." Office Boy: "Yes, sir; but my grandfather's getting married again this afternoon." Punch. ODD, ISNT IT? "If a man had put a hundred dollars in a savings back twenty years ago." said the statistician after dinner, "it would amount to over two hundred now, and he could buy almost as much for it now as he could have got for the original hundred at the time he began to save." New York Sun. Buyers of illicit whisky seem to be gullible as the buyers of wildcat o!l stock. ' f 1 1 1 I Glasses Accurately Fitted 11 "t 1 TT f e"c'"'' Surgery, Osteopathy l3ll2fritlV USGfl IrlflllOS ChiropracdrsIIREYimeXrLhJol c:, Telephone KG5 Wilson Building AT A BARGAIN .. . Real Estate, Loans and S These pianos have been taken in on trades and represent an Insurance exceptional opportunity to get a good piano at a low price. " F E REDDISH $125.00 AND UP ' RoJdbh Block U WIKER MUSIC HOUSE IPhonefiSt Alliance "Everything in Mu.Ie" Harry P. CoUTSCy ' ' AUCTIONEER Live Stock and General Farm Sale t ' n 77 D EMERICK Bonded Abstractor ' jr t 11 JF 71 M T I have the only set of Abstract 1 John P. Mann, Mus. B. is.-js., ar ' Teacher of Violin and Other Orchestral j Instruments. PHONES: RES. NO. 1C3 OFFICE NO. L A Few More Boys Wanted for the r 1 Boys' Band. Transfer and mann music & art company Storage L ' j Successor to Wallace Trau. ' fer and Storage Company r "" PIAN0 MOVINO BY AUTO TRUCK Tire and Battery Work rSANy&Z?? YOU CAN RELY ON YiWWA & Alldl That's what you get here as well as dependable new Try Hard to Please batteries and fully guaranteed tires. Alliance Tire Works " , 1' Times Building. tt . , J Have it WELDED REAL ESTATE w,tk Box Butte County Farms and Ranch OXT-ACETTLENE rEOCESJ Alliance City Property Cylinder Blocks, Tnm aai Tr& mission Cases a Specialty NEBRASKA LAND CO. tractor pa J. C McCORKLE, Manager - Geo. H. BrccknCT Office Grand Floor First Nation&l Vzh Kvv r,tu m wai U a 1 HOUSEHOLD HINTS There are several ways of using baked ham. One of the best is to eat it. Honey may be used for sweetening almost anything but a traffic cop. Spaghetti should not be cooked too long. About ten Inches is right. A cold bath will be found more pleasant if made with hot water. Milwaukee Journal. BAD BUSINESS Father Duffy Is credited by the New York World with this after-dinner story : "An old sexton asked me, 'Father, weren't the Apostles Jews?' I said they were. Puzzled, he demanded: 'Then how the deuce did the Jews let go of a good thing like the Catholic church and let the Eytalians grab it?" The Outlook.. A RAY OF HOPE Curate (at local football match): "How do you think we shall get on?" Captain: "Well, sir, our goal-keeper ain't much use, our center-forward 'as a gammy knee, and the left 'alf-back may not turn up, but my brother Jim Is refereeing for us." London Opin ion. In general, the country is settling down to normalcy, but there is con siderable excitement among the poten tial postmaster classes. Now that there are no more boclc beer s'gns, it is impossible for some people to know when spring has come. Ninety-nine times as many people read about "shimmy" dancing as ever see it. This greatly filters the shock. F. A. BALD t Attorncy-at-Law n Office in Reddish Block K. of C. COUNCIL No. 975 Meets 2d and 4th Tuesday of each ' month, at 811 Box Butte Avenue Upstairs MOVING, PACKING, STORINO AND SHIPPING SNYDER TRANSFER AND FIREPROOF STORAGE When If" Your Move, Let Us Know." Office Phone 15; Res. 884 and Blk.731 PHYSICIAN and SURGEON 4 DK. EINAR BLAK ' OFFICE IN MALLERY BLOCK Office 104 Phone Residence 10J DR. A. CLARENCE SCHOCll General Surgeon ' Rumcr'Bldg., Alliance, Neb. Office Phone 187 Res. Phone, Blk. 21 Let Me Cry Your Sales R. A. WVLAND ' Auctioneer 1232 Missouri ' Telephone 384 1 A. BERRY JKX . JtUMC BLOCK t i-HONi! ALLIANCE, MU1ASKA Drake & Drake