THE ALLIANCE HERALD. FRIDAY, MARCH 18, 1921
PALM SUNDAY
YOU ARE WELCOME. DEAN J. J. DIXON
8:00 A.M. and 11:00 A.M.
MARCH 20, 1921
ST. MATTHEW'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH
AT THE CHURCHES
BAPTIST CIU'RCH
Th services Sunday resulted In four
nore additions, making forty-six since
ur coming. Several more are con
ferring the hjgher life.
The Sunday school was not quite as
large as usual owing to several being
fined to bed, but none are serious
at this writing.
Our prayer meetings continue to be
tor nest services, lntn in interest and
results. However, we have not reached
tn seventy-five yet. Let us try a wee
bit harder and we will.
The pastor had the pleasure of ad
dressing one of the labor unions Mon
day and he never had a more atten
tive and intelligent audience. He found
these men of toil well posted and very
loyal to their principle. He felt es
pecially at home as he stood before"
that fine body of men, it reminded him
of the time when at an organizer he
vrorked among the miners of Missouri.
He was impressed by the earnestness
f these men, and a spirit to win could
he felt among them. He hopes to
peak to other unions in the near
future and on Anril 3rd the pastor will
Fpeak on "Christ and the Laboring
Man." with railroad men ns specinl
fnipvtu'. We are told thev will march i
to the church in n body. Special music j
will be prepared for the occasion.
Services Sunday will be as follows:
Morning "Baptism, infant and other
wise, an answer to Dean Dixon's plea
for infant baptism.''
Evening A special lecture, founded
on the play of that name, "Earth
bound, or the Drama of Life." A
large crowd is anticipated. Baptism
will follow the lecture. Special music
at all services. Come to the church
here facts not fancies brinir results.
R J. MINOKT.
METHODIST CHURCH.
The revival has gone forward with
a good interest this week. It will con
tinue till Easter, March 27. Saturday
night the Junior Chorus wjll sing and
lead the entire singing.
Sunday night the Junior chorus will
appear in their special platform. The
public will be glad to know that the
by soloist, Joe Holland, will sing both
Saturday and Sunday night.
Next week, being Holy Week, Is the
most sacred period of the entire year.
It commemorates the last week of
the life of our Lord, including the
crucifictlon, death and resurrection.
All people ought to obsenve this is a
special way. You can do it in no better
way than by attending our revival
service., if your religious duties do not
call you elsewhere.
It will be of special interest to Alli
ance and vicinity to know this Bishop
Homer C. Stuntz, world traveler, lec
turer, and bishop of two states, having
about 1,200 churches under his care,
will be with us April 3 for both the
morning and evening service. We will
have more to;iv about this later.
M. C. SMITH, Pastor.
LUTHERAN CHURCH
Sunday afternoon at 2:;i0 o'clock the
Lutheran church has German service.
Sundav school after the service.
F. DROEGEMUKLLER, Pastor.
CHURCH OF CHRIST
"Wanted Modern Isaiahs," is the
evangelistic subject for the Lord's day
morning sermon. At the evening serv
ice the minister will use the chart
illustrating the subject: "Hell's Dis
appointment." These sermons will be
scriptural and will point out the way
wore clearly to all. The preaching of
the word is commanded of God and
the lord's Supper is ordained of Him
to be observed on the "First day of the
veek." As n Christian you will be
present at all of these services.
The Bible school and Christian En
deavor meetings will welcome you
every Sunday and will find a place for
all ages, both children and daults. The
mid-week meeting of the church on
"Wednesday evening is well attended
snd the interest is good. There are
additions to the church at this service
as well as on the Lord's day. A place
for everyone to work and everv mem
ber a worker Is our aim. The pre
Easter campaign is resulting in many
additions. Are you having part in this
fellowship? Get right in and go to
vork and enjoy the results of service.
Come to the church with a message
and a welcome.
STEPHEN J. EPLER, Minister.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Palm Sunday will be observed in all
the services. Morning worship at 11
a. m., "Making Christ King." Special
music. Evening service, 7:30 p. m.
This will be an entire evening of
music both of anthems appropriate to
the theme of the day, and old favorite
hymns. Service in charge of the choir.
Come ami enjoy this evening of son,g.
All are cordially invited to attend
these services.
First Presbyterian church, coiner
Box Butte and Seventh.
A. J. K EARNS, Pastor.
MUST BE UNLIMITED
"You say this doctor has a large
practice?"
"It's so large that when a patient
has nothing the matter with him he
tells him so."
THE APPLE COATS AND SUITS
One clothing merchant uses the ap
ple as a trademark. He claims there
wouldn't have been any clothing busi-
! ness if it hadn't ben for an apple.
Wampus.
The ghosts of the pioneers must
Pearson start out in an airplane and
return on a mule s oacK. at. josepn
(Mo.) Gazette.
i Nowadays the country never knows
whether congress is in session or not.
The results are about the same in
both cases.
"Man found dead of heart disease in
his cellar." Must have found all his
stock had been looted.
SUSS
NOTICE!
You are hereby notified that you
will have ten days only to comply
with the sanitary regulations of the
City. All parties failing to comply
with this notice will be prosecuted
at the expiration of time.
Board of Health
Is Your Equipment
Right "Up to Snuff"
When you start spring work in earnest will
your machinery "work" efficiently? If not,
you should be getting the necessary pails.
We have a good line of supplies now but if
we don't have what you want
We'll Get It For You.
We also carry a full line of
FARM MACHINERY.
Your Stock may need toning up, too. We carry
DR. HESS REMEDIES
For Poultry and Swine.
Farmers' Union
Feed, Flour,
(J rain and Coal
Moses Wright,
Manager
RANDOM SHOTS
Today's Best Sry
The story is told of a constable in a
neighboring town who went out to levy
on the contents of a house. The in
ventory began at the attic and ended
in the cellar. When the dining room
was reached the tally of furniture ran
thus: "One dining room table, oak;
one side-board, oak; one set of chairs,
oak; two bottles of whisky, full." Then
the word full was stricken out and re
placed by "empty, and the inventory
went on in a hand that straggled and
lurched diagonally across the page and
closed with: "One revolving door
mat."
When Kansas Fditors Spat
The esteemed Chanute Tribune,
which is edited by a man ro thinthat
he has to wear packing in his union
suit to keep his ribs from rattling tries
'o clinch a slinky argument by person
alities about the fijrure of the editor of
the Emporia Gazette, contending that
while 't is a short distance as the crow
fTes from his ton to his toes, it is a
Ion;? way around by the trop'c of Cap
ricorn, or something like that. The
answer is simple: We are not theort
of a per.' on who attract the crows.
Around us neilh,,r the crow flies nor
the shoo flies nor the house flies all
of which are generally tempted by 1lie
emaciated candletck that edits the
Chanute Tribue. The moral is that a
human crow bait shou'dn't throw crow
bars. Emporia Gazette.
A Harvard man (relates Ole Buck)
was in Omaha recently and saw a
Chinaman fall off of a street car. He
immediately yelled at the conductor:
"Hey, mister, you've lost a washer otT
your car."
At last the humane bootlegger h-is
been discovered. When OfTcer Stil
well arrested the last offender, he
found a pint bottle of white mule and
a small funnel on his person. The
bootlegtcer didn't explain the exist
ence of the funnel satisfactorily. The
officers, remembering the story of the
barrom that used ,to serve whisk
brooms with each drink of whisky,
think that the patient was laid flat on
his back and the whisky poured in
through the funnel.
If this home distilled stuff gets any
stronger, you may expect to see the
bootleggers administering drinks with
a hypodermic.
. One Nebraska editor has discovered
that the st'ng of a wasp is only .32
of an inch long. The nfher foot and
a half, he says, is all imagination.
Swatting the Welfare Workers
Ole Buck: I know two Harvard
grandmothers who raised ' fair sized
families without ever hearing of ' such
a thing as child welfare movements.
Any welfare worker who might have
been brave enoueh to tell them how
to raise their k'ds would have been
histed out of the kitchen with a broom.
And they still think that is the proper
way to serve such people.
Author unkown. but it sounds like
Bill Maupin: In spite of all the welfare
workers, are doing to prevent it .most
i people manage to get a good deal df
enjoyment out of life.
The editor of the esteemed State
Journal has come to the conclusion
that there urc not three men in the
lower branch of the state legislature
who can be "reached" by improper
means. The Journal company is try
ing to get a monopoly on the printing
of the 1921 statutes, and this may he
expert testimony. Or it may be that
the scribe doesn't think the rest of
them know enough to make change.
It seems to us that someone otght
to make public the true explanation
of what happened in room 434 of the
Lincoln hotel at Scottsblufl the night
George Carey occupied it. Those Lions
stick together, and Carey is powerful
non-committal.
I'Mfi , j , viiir car. ill wiin I litullcir,
is that the dear public is so lkely to
think that the episode was much more
siuniing man u reany was. ueoi e-e
ought to come across and clear up the
mystery.
But he won't.
Of course, there's nothing wicked
about it-it only looked that way.
Appearances, as the poet said, were
against him.
PERSONAL
Mrs. Nell Mendenhall made a busi
ness trip to Gillette, Wyo., the first
part of the week. '
Mrs. Cliff Kerr went to Denver
Wednesday night for a couple of weeks
visit with friends.
r io.xi Bennett and A. H. McLaughin
of Marsland motored to Alliance
Thursday on business.
Mrs. Dale Beebout was taken to the
hospital following on X-ray examina
tion at the Slagle olinic, Tuesday.
F. A. Wright, Omaha attorney,
formerly of Scottsbluff, stopped over
between trains on his way to Omaha
Thursday.
Miss Frances Niccolson left Fr
day noon for her home in McCook,
Neb., for a few days' visit with her
mother.
Mrs. Jack Noble and son went to
Denver Wednesday evening to join
Mr. Noble. They expect to make their
fi'"e home there.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Salisbury and
ch.iuteii leit ihursday morning for
Holdrege, Neb. for a weeks' visit with
Mr. Salisbury's father.
Miss Alfa I.ongton of Great Falls,
who has been visiting here for the past
three weeks, is going to Red Cloud
today to visit friends there.
Mrs. J. T. Wiker and Ruth Morris
returned Sunday from Great Falls,
Mont., where they attended the funeral
of a sister, Mrs. T. F. McCue.
Miss Maude Martin and Stanley
Stevens visited E. M. Martin for a
couple of weeks, returning to their
home in Lincoln the first part of the
week.
Judge I A. Berry returned from
Gering Tuesday evening, where he has
been called on legal business.
Frank Hamblin, formerly a carpen
ter in this city, is in Alliance visiting
old friends.
Stock hogs wanted by the Ne
braska Land Co. 103-tl
It will take more than a mere court
to make the American woman admit
that man is still the head of the family.
One wonders why the wild geese
'delayed their journey south this year.
Nobody has raised their transporta
tion rates.
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
"Mister," whinea the beggar, "will
you give a poor man something for a
drink?"
"Vou bet I will," said the pedes
trian, brightening. "How much you
got with you?"
A DOUBLE DANGER
A plot has been discovered, says a
Dutch correspondent, for the recon
ciuest of Germany by the ex-crown
prince. If it had succeeded it would
have served them both right. Punch
(London).
Konsider the postage stamp whose
usefulness Konsists in sticking to a
thing till it "Gets There".
But we should bury our failures
without stopping to hold inquests
over them.
True, women's clothes still cost a
good deal. But then, just think what
thev have to show for it! Washing
ton Post.
1
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It may be due to the fact that his
mind was elsewhere, and it may not,
but there is io question but something
was wrong with George Milburn, over
at Thiele's, yesterday. A friend gave
him a l.Went cigar. Four minutes
later, while the friend was still there,
Rpn .rn m A in i r Knu Ana an.l
calmly reached into his pocket ami !
soio; me la-cent gift smoke for a thin
dime.
Hereafter, when someone give
George a cigar, we hope they call us
in plenty of time for us to get in on
the cut prices.
Statistics are said to show a decrease
in crime, but a man never has his sta
tistics with hjm when he is held up.
The Lithuanian system of giving
prizes with wives might get some
American old maids otf the shelf.
It is apparent that many more per
sons in this country know how to drive
a car than how to milk a cow.
A standpatter Is one who holds a
point of vantage near the feed trough.
Baltimore Sun. .
A chip on the shoulder it too heavy
a piece of baggage to cany through
life.
QUALITY CLOTHES
FOR .
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A Very Comprehensive Assortment
COATS, SUITS, DRESSES AND
WRAPS
surrs-
At 24.50, $29.50, $34.50 and up to 595.00
COATS
At $16.50, $19.50, $24.50 and up to $65X0
DRESSES
At $19.50, $24.50, $29.75 and up to $65.00
EASTER MILLINERY
At $5.50, $7.50, $9.50 and up to $24.50
"Horace Bogue Store