CHE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1920.
RANDOM SIIOT
Now tnat a coujle of M'w"
fcave been killed in a poker, gme al
TlcCook, ro.iie lefornr may be ex
' j-ooted to openly alcte prohibiting
vlaylntr prer. , I
X Christmas note: In these days of
o ,n economy, a frvecn pirl purple
t!e hnrtnpnirji well .hIi ' almost
. H"'ilof eI fhirt.
i . , -. .. t
. Vb has become of the old fash
. ionel ;. th who rover considered
h'm'-f'f tNte'fd in 1h? pink of fashion
unless' M.ccktic matched his ockx?
A To oka Vmi pnzintf out of her
fTice w;m!ow (V other day made a
count on the flr one hundred tfirla
and wnnipn w)paed the comer.
She found that f osteon wore cotton
hose, fifty-five wore ilk hope and
thirty wore woolen hiw
Oh, well a stono hasito do some-
thins? besides chew gum tejiass away
the hourfi.
The styles in news items tfompres
with the times. The Nebraska City
Press remarks that several men tiller
the influence of intoxicating li'iF
were seen on the streets last Sund;.
night. Two of them were hardly able
2o walk and ' were Ftnpgering along
arna in arm. Half a dozen years ngo
this wouldn't have been used even for
"filler."
The reason Cupid makes so many
mfstakes, according to a brilliant
contemporary, is because he aims at
the heart while he is looking at the
hosiery.
A certain Alliance man, on his way
to Denver to spend the holidays, ap
parently feared the sources of supply
In Denver, for in his traveling bag he
carried at least one bottle of home
brew. The train had been going for
gome twenty minutes when there was
loud report the cork had been
blown out of the bottle.
Front by this poor brother's exper
ience, and don't go too heavy on the
yeast. ,
Or, better still, don't bottle it until
you're quite sure that it's ready for
consumption.
More suggestions for the chamber
ttt commerce's historical museum:
Shingle from the septic tank.
Views of the Greek club,
. Photograph of local celebrity "Gyp
fba Blood."
served at the restaurant. He left ft I
30-cent tip for the waitiess..
The odd thing about the Incident is
that, the man works in a bank and
.he waitre is married.
As Edgar Howard once said: "It
;n't so much the money you spend
, : what you ret for iU"
A Colorado farmer has won undying
fame by a letter he wrote to the gov
ernor of 'hi Ktate last week. If H
hadn't been for a eoupld of murders
the 5arne day, it would prohnbly have
got the attention it deserved. ' This
man'i idea was that the way to, keep
thu boys on the farm Is to grant fl
special dispensation to farmersto
hmow them two wives, if they wanted
that many. ' -
We're in sympathy with the farm
ers. If they want two wives, we're
will'njr. Only we think this thing
ought to le carried to its logical con
clusion. There's a shortage of print
ers, ami we think.fi similar concession
would bring recruits to the trade.
If a man were allowed to have
wives in proportion to the grief he
has to bear, printers would be per
mitted to own harems.
Talk about newspaper error it's
Inmost impossible to weed all or em
oiA . Usually, whenever an . editor
wartp to be particularly nice, some
thing happens. In an exchange yes
terday we noticed the following mix
up, due to the inspired . compositor
running t'o items together: "Word
has just Usrn received to -the effect
that the inilnt son of
Bottle of
's home brew,
(directors may choose the best .one of
samples submitted.)
A New York judge has announced
from the bench that 15 cents is too
xnuch to pay for a shine. However,
lie also says that a charge of thitfpize
fa not sufficient provocation for beat
lair up a bootblack, so he leaves a
suffering public in no better shape
than It was before he spoke.
Speaking of these high prices, one
Alliance man howled long and loudly
.the other afternoon about paying out
60 cents for a pair of sox. You should
Jave heard the harsh things he said
to the clothing store proprietor.
That night, this same man was ob-
and wife hairecently" passed, away.
Happy New YfAjr to all." , . . .
STOP-PUBBING
We are now demonstrating the Ideal
Vacuum Washer in ycur city. Don't
miss peeing it. A wonder. Sells for
$5.00. County and state distributors
wanted. Now at Fielding Cleaners
V 10-lJp
V
Arthur C. Stem of Chalrori.iirrand
generalissimo of the Nebraskauris-
diction of Knights Templar, wil be
In Alliance Tuesday January 11, ?jid
in the evening will hold his annu&t
inspection of Bunah commandery No.
2C, of this city.
TURN OLD CLOTHES INTO CASH
Get the best price in the city for
used clothing, shoes, trunks, bags,
guns, etc Workman A McLaughlin,
Corner Second and Box Butte. 104tf
The average man can't fool one
woman and yet every once in a while
you'll find an idiot trying to get away
with bigamy. Knoxville Journal and
Tribune.
A successful magazine cover is one
that has very little cover for the girl.
Trinidad Picketwire.
NOTICE
Members of the Modem Brother
hood of America will stand in sus
pension if dues are not paid before
the last day of the month.
By order of the Supreme Lodge.
F. E. SANDEUS, Pre.,
E. I- LAWRENCE, Sec.
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Are You A Judge
of Furniture Values?
If so, you cannot but
say that the Rockers
shown in our window
are extremely low in
price.
Plainly marked price tags are shown on
each rocker. See them.
One at $13.50
Two at $14.75
One at $17.75
.One at $15.00
One at $17.00
One at $29.75
These prices good until next Tuesday un
less soli before then.
George D. Darling
115-117 West Third Street
Alliance, Nebraska
The One Store That Is Giving You True Values as Soon as
New Reduced Prices Become Effective."
Mr.Wd Mrs. John McClaren went
to DeaiVod on a visit Friday.
Miss 0vi Ball spent the Christmas
holidays at Ver home in Hot Spring:.
Mr. and N.'tS. Clyde Miller are leav
ing the first vthe year on an extend
ed trip to the iNBt.
Helen Whitehead of Mitchell, Neb.,
arrived Sunday t5pend a week at
the F. W. Harris i-Voe.
' ftalph Romlnger olrella, Neb., ar
rived Sunday to spenu )hout ten days
with his sister, Mrs. IUj'Vy Sims ,
Miss Helen White, te.-her at the
high school, left last Fridacr Edge
mont, where the will spend Itjfer vaca
tion. x
Mrs. Addle Durham of Pes .Hhjnes,
la., arrived in Alliance WednesL Vor
a visit with her daughter, Mrs. l!r
Morris. . , v.
Mrs. J. A. Shay, who was opera
upon at Denver last week, is irffprov
ing and expects to return home in the
near future,
Mrs. Scott Sides and Mrs. Frank
Lewis of Crawford were guests at the
home of Rev. Merl Smith Wednesday.
They returned home Thursday. ' .
Mra.,J. L. Eckhardt, who was op
erated vppn at Rochester, Minn., sev
eral days ago, is improving and ex
pects to return home the first of the
year. " ' ,
Mrs. Tom Cole and children arrived
Monday for a "brief visit aj the home
of H. S. Cole. Mrs. Cole 13 on her
way to her home from Casper after a
visit with relatives at Kearney, :
Mr, and Mrs. Clarence McCurry of
Kansas City, Mo., who have been visit
ing at the home of the latter' mother,
Mrs. P. , S. Abar of this city, left
Thursday evening for Fremont, en
route to' their home in Kansas City.
NOTICE ;
The annual stockholders' meetine of
the Western Publishing Company wj
be held at the office of the conrjrfmy
in the Reddish block, "in thvclty of
Alliance, Nebraska, , on I'bniary 7,
1921, at 7:30 o'clock, Pv-fn,'
LLOYD C. THOMAS, President
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THE UNIVERSAL CAR
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The Ford, Sedan 13 the favorite family car, seats five comfortably. While an
enclosed car'with permanent top, it has large windows, and may in a minute be
changed to a most delightful open car with always a top protecting against the
sun. In inclement weather it is a closed car, dust-proof, water-proof, cold-proof.
Finely "upholstered. Equipped with electric starting and lighting system and
demountable rims with 3-inch tires all around. A real family car. Anybody can
safely drive it. It has all the conveniences of an electric car with the economy
which goes,with Ford cars, low cost of purchase price, small cost of operation
and maintenance. Won't you come in and look at it?
COUKSEY& MILLER
Alliance, Nebraska
'.nrnrrrrnl
Attest:
JOHN W.JX
OMAS. Secretary.
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TRY THE ALLIANCE HERALD WANT ADS FOR BEST RESULTS
Special January-
G
Sale
earamce
Beginning Mo nday, January 3
Our Entire Stock of Musical Merchandise, Art
Goods and Books Included
BOOKS
Regular Price Sale Price
Popular Copyright
books .:.$1.00 65c & 85c
Children's Books
Lot 1 $1.35 $1.10 ,
Lot 2 .60 .45
Pictures and Ait Goods ONE-THIRD off
regular price.
SHEET MUSIC
40c copies for this sale 30c
35c copies for this sale 25c
One lot of music formerly 35c, now. . . 15c
PHONOGRAPH RECORDS
$1.00 records, on sale at $ .80
.85 records, on sale at 65
Player rolls at ONE-THIRD OFF.
Violins, Guitars, etc., at ONE THIRD off
regular prices.
Art Needle Work Goods
20c Crochet Threads, at 15c
25c D .M. C. Crochet Threads, at ,20c
30c D. M. C. Crochet Threads, at .25c
35c D. M. C. Crochet Threads, at .30c
Silkine Six Strand Floss, a skein ... 5c
Six Skeins for .....25c
Rope, six skeins for 25c
10 PER CENT OFF on all new Stamp
ed Goods.
One lot of Dresses $1.00
One lot of Dresses .50
PIANOS AND PLAYER PIANOS
Regular Sale Price
Hamilton Pianos, Burl Walnut $485.00 $418.50
Ellington Pianos, Golden Oak : 525.00 448.00
Ellington Piano, Burl Walnut 550.00 465.00
Hamilton Manualo (player piano) Mahogany 750.00 665.00
Hamilton Manualo (player piano) Oak .... 750.00 m 665.00
These are all new instruments direct from the great Baldwin factories and if
you contemplate buying a piano in the near future you can not afford to miss see
ing these. It will be a pleasure to give you a demonstration. The above price3
mean a great saving to you.
CASH OR TIME ON PIANO SALES.
MANN MUSIC & ART CO.
Alliance, Nebraska
