TI1E ALLIANCE HEKALI). FHIDAY, NOVKMbKKSTlSjO. btif lilt a protest. We are informed that they can now take photograprs by telephone. I protest. If any of the few thou, and charming maldena who insist upon ringing me up, often on the most r tuharrasslng occasions, ever had th" audacity to take my picture when they have fetched me out of the bathroom wrapped in a couple of towels I hall never diplomatic rela tions forever. And especially should I object to having my picture taken In a night shirt. I will confess to the possession of a couple of night shirts as distinct from my fetching pa jamas, which economy demands that I wear out before discarding. It is also by no means unusual for my phone to ring In the eerie hours of midnight, when I have 'em on. Under the present methods of com parative vlt,ual privacy I can at least retain a semblance of dignity and hauteur; but any attempts to take my picture at such a time could only be described as the most unwarrant able meanness. The Lancer, In Los Angeles Times. Gifts Somebody's birthday comes around the mail brings an invitation to a wedding a social indebtedness is to be cancelled whatever the oc casion requiring a gift, one naturally comes to Thiele's, for one knows that from the manj' welcome gift things here, the appropriate pres ent can readily be selected, and the prestige of the Thiele name expresses all you wish in taste, quality and good buying judgment. Sheffield Silver ' $5.00 to $50.00 AN EDITORIAL. By Rudyard Kipling: Sooner or later you will see some man to whom the Idea of wealth as mere wealth does not appeal, whom the methods of amassing that wealth do not inter, est. and who will net accept money ilf you offer it to h ir at a certain price. At first you wl be Inclined to laugh at this man, and think that he Is not smart In his Ideas. I suggest J that you watch him closely, for he 'will presently demonstrate to you that money dominates everything ex cept the man who does not want money. You may meet the man on your farm, in your village or in your legislature. But be sure that when ever or wherever you meet him, as soon as It comes to a direct Issue be tween you, his little finger will be tricker than your loins. You will go In fear of him; he will not go in fear of you. You will do what he wants; he will not do what you want. You will find that jou have no weapon In your armory with which you can at. tack him; no argument with which you can appeal to him. Whatever you gain he will gain more. I would like you to study this man. I would like you better to be taat man, because from the lower point of view It doesn't pay to be obsessed by the de sire of wealth for wealth's sake. If more wealth is necessary for you, for purposes not your own, use your left hand to acquire it, but keep your right for your proper work in life. .If you employ both arms in that game, you will be in danger of stopp ing; in danger also of losing your soul. Nebraska City Press. Thiele's Jewelry & Drugs HKMIXiJFOHl). The election went off reasonably quiet and peaceably. Theie were a few men and a few women who were working enthusiastically on both sides but now that It is over all seen to be willing to abide by the decl. Ions of the people. There were nearly 400 votes cast In Hemlngford and the counting board was busy until about 4 a. m. before the count was completed. The excitement of the day on Wednesday was, the arrival of the airplane belonging to Ora rtilllips. It is a three-passenger bird of con siderable flying and singing ability. It ran sing tenor or base, ever so high or ever so-low. The big bird during the day succeeded in laying quite a nest of eggs at the rate of $12.50 per cackle. The machine was purchased by Mr. rhllllps In Lincoln at a cost of $6,500 and was driven from Omaha to Hemlngford by W. C. Brooks, who will remain here as the pilot of the ship for such a time as Is necessary. The ship weighs about 2,000 pounds and carried from Oma. ha about 1,000 pounds and made the trip In 5 hours and 5 mlnurVs actual flying time."" During the day of ar rival twenty-two Hemlngford people took a trip to the sky and all report ed an enjoyable trip. About six inches of snow fell In this community on last Sunday and Sunday night. At this writing it Is rapidly disappearing and will he gone at the close of the week at this rate. II. D. Johnson and family will leave for California the first part of next week They have been here for several years and have won many Ktannch friends by their faithfulness to every duty, In the church and as citizens of the town. Many express their regrets that they are to leave. Mr. Johnson has been superintendent of the Methodist Sunday school here for about three years. Mrs. Johnson has been a teacher In the Sunday school. Frank Elliott and family, will leave for their new residence In Hel niout in a few weeks. They have been in Hemlngford for many years nii'l have won the confidence and friendship of the citizens of Heming ford all of whom will regret to see them go. A farewell social was given In the M. E. church basement for H. D. Johnson and family and Frank Elliott and family on last Monday night. Though the weather was bad and lota of snow there were about ninety people present. At 7:30 the Sunday School gave a Lincoln Lee legion program tn the auditorium of the church which last ed for about an hour and was en Joyed by all. They were then Invited to the basement where a lot of goo"? games were enjoyed and the best for the last the eats which mere lint and much enjoyed. A big crowd of people ate dinner at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Drury, where the Congregational ladles served a most sumptuous chlckwi dinner. Everything you could imagine good to eat. Surh a dinner is appreciated by the public. Kutcn-MoiHvek. Thomas E. Katen and Miss Ella Moiavek were united In marriage Wednesday in Alliance. Miss Mora- vek Is well known here and has been for a long time In the employ of the First National bank and has a large circle of friends, all of whom wish her well. Mr. Katen has lived here and Is well known by a good num ber of lletniugford people. For a time he has been employed at North Platte though his parents live in Al. liance. They left for North Platte, where they will make their future home. Mrs. Mary J. Shepherd The funeral of Mrs. Mary J. Shepherd was conducted from- the Methodist church last Monday after. RESIDENCE FOR SALE An 8-room house, close in, strictly modern in every detail (Round Oak furnace), large lot. Priced very low and good terms. By renting in two- and three-room suites will bring $100 per month. It will pay you to investigate this, if looking for a home or an investment. W. W. Norton At Guardian State Bank. Special. Quality Meats Choice Boiling Beef, per pound Choice Pot Roasts, per pound Choice Rib Roasts, per pound Choice Round Steak, per pound Pork 10c 15c 15c 30c Choice Sirloin Steak, per pound 30c Veal Choice Veal Boil, per pound 10c Choice Veal Roasts, per pound 17Vc Choice Veal Steak, per pound L..324c Lamb Choice Lamb Stew, two pounds for hoice Lamb Breast Roasts, per pound Choice Lamb Chops, per pound .25c Choice Lamb Leg, per pound Ziy2c 15c 15c Fresh Side Pork, per pound ,. 28"! Fresh Small Pork Chops, per pound .33c Fresh Pork Ham Steak, per pound 35c Fresh Pork Ham Roasts, per pound 33c Fresh Pork Shoulder Roasts, per pound 28c Special Compound Lard, per pound 22c HOME RENDERED LARD, POUND GUARANTEED, ABSOLUTELY FURE Cudahy's Sugar Cured nam, Skinned, per pound 38c Cudahy's Sugar Cured Bacon, per pound .38e Don't Forget We Deliver Any Size Order Phone Orders Given Special Attention. Come in and Let Us Explain Our Cash System We Have Choice Hens and Springers Full Line of Fresh Vegetables Palace Meat Market Phone 131 noon at 2 o'rlotk. Mary Jane Sampy Shepherd was born at Reddlck, III., November S, 1882. In the year 1885 she with her parents came to Rox Butte coun ty where she spent her entire nr January 2, 1901, she was married to Ternard Shepherd to whom sum wa a faithful ad A devoted companion until her death which came on October 29, 1920. She died follow ing an operation In the Alliance hos pital, and the news came to the cill sens of Hemlngford as a shock which was stunning and saddening. She united with the Methodist Episcopal church In Hemlngford No. vember 28, 1915, under the pastor ate of Rev. N. O. Palnier. She has been a good loyal member In the fellowship of the churrh and remain ed In the faith to the end of a consis tent lire. She posesses a character above the ordinary, good hearted, seeking to help and gladden the lives of those ho needed such. She was unselfish, giving of her good cheer, kindness,' and congenial everywhere. She laughed when her heart was sad; she innllstered to others when she needed to be ministered to. She therefore won a host of friends who are sad hearted to lose her from their fellowship and associations. She leaves a husband, a father who Is feeble and an only brother with some other relatives and a com munity of friends to suffer the Iobb. Ttie funeral was conducted by the pastor, A. J. May, and Interment was made In the Hemlngford cemetery. A quartet composed of Mrs. Hup. ert Walker, Mrs. Geo. Jenkins, 1'hll Michael and Rupert Walker rendered hree Minns. Miss Sunle presided At the piano. OHTNIU.l FF KI.K8 ri,AN DIM BMOKKR The Elks of th valley are plan ning on (heir biggest smoker of the year, for Friday evening, November 12. Arrangements have been mad t1iei itvnmmt committee for "Clever Clancey" of Detroit to meet "Kid Graves" of Omaha for the len-round bout. Clerer Clancey has a reputation of t tie o"r winning de cisions in Michigan and Ohio, where t. pnseni, from all comers In his class. Clancey had offered to fight George Manley of Denver, bv It was impossible, to get Manlty thin id Graves of Omaha, for. mcrly held the welterweight cham pionship of the world, and has ft cently been going strong, winning several decisions, and his manage.' says he can win from Clancey. Three Interesting preliminaries are being provided. This being th Initial smoker of a series to be hel t this winter will naturally be a big 'Vint, und tax the capacity of tha Elks' quarters to hold the crowd. Mrs. Clyde Wambaugh was oper ated on at the St. Joseph hospital Thursday. She Is reported to be get ting along nicely. Mrs. Ida Wycock Is In the city from her homestead near Dewey, S. D. Jack McKelvey returned to hie home In Seneca after working here for a few days. Let us do your next wash without any cost to you ASL Iff ' I ' After you gather up the laundry this week, call on us to come out and do it for you free of charge. We will demonstrate to you in your own home, where you are at liberty to watch the operation carefully the wonderful speed, economy and labor-saving of the Eden Washer. Years of satisfactory service What the Eden has done, for many years, for countless thousands of women, we want it to do for you make your washing a joy instead of a problem. You are not asked to buy this ' offer has no obligations of any kind we only want to show you how you can make life easier for yourself and your family by having plenty of clean clothes and linens without hard work. Telephone us now when to come Let os know immediately when you want this free demonstration, as there are many women daily taking advantage of this offer to get a week's wash' done at our expense. Remember, you are not obliged to buy but when you DO want an Eden in your home, our EASY PAYMENT PLAN, BY WHICH YOU PAY AS YOU SAVE, makes the Eden easv to own. Glen Miller House furnishings