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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 2, 1920)
TllhJ AIjLIAMJK HKUALU. Tl KS1MV. NOV KMHKU2, 1920. Random Shots HWMWWWMWWHMMHM, Sam Smiley tins flRUird out liow Taft can support both the league of nation and Hardin at the name time. He says Taft'a support of Hardin la like the caw or the wo man who marries a man to reform tilra. Oh, well today ends most of the argument. Which won't make any of us sore. Wonder who will win all the elec tion bets? Del Abe, wins some of them. Wonder which side will do the rowing? After It's all over, we mean. Both of them are doing a lot of advance cheerln. Wonder when the restaurants will quit charging 5 cents ettra for a side Hsh of mashed potatoes Spuds are down less than a dollar a bushel. Hitch your wagon to a star, If you feel that way, but keep your feet on the ground. Young man at the movies, butting Interestedly Into the, ear of his lady ' friend. So enthralled was he, that be didn t notice that bis head was directly tn front of hers, and that if Che saw the pictures, her eyes must bave been able to penetrate solid Ivory. "Huh," grunted a bachelor. "He'd save a whole seat If he'd sit on her lap." This happened at a meeting of the ALL SUITS, Including Our WOOLTEX Label Closing Out at Absolute Cost Highland-Holloway Co. v'ox-Kon-ievc It club: The crowd was there, twrn y flve or thirty sinn. laylnsr Hai " d'fnt e w iptinbllrt.n EntT 0?cnr need, chief of nil Ihffl copn. "Now we're all here," an Id OHoar, "don't ynu think It stmut time to take' a straw vote tn the presidency." Oxrar has it about figured out that he republicans followed Ibis meth. od. Pick your crowd, and the straw vote will always turn out satisfact orily. " r In Kamchatra, we read with In terest, It Is possible to get drunk on toadstools. Somebody better tip off (Sus lljers, so that he run be pre pared to arrest toadstools tn sight. Somehow, rather than eat toad toil to get a kick, we'd rather stay sober. There are limits, you know. Ole Buck: Men candidates , have always made a hit with the mothers by kissing the babies. A Harvard woman says when she runs for office he H goitiK to offset that vote by kissing the daddies. There will be some real excitement when that cam paign gets under way. "She's the most fortunate girl," sighed one of the lady boarders. "They say he is an only son, and he has had a hope client for ten years. It has the most beautiful things in it." A man with a nope enest shucks, that Isn't out of the way. Didn't a man win one at the last church raffle 7 We'll bet the brlde.to-be appre ciates it as much as we do. Todfty n Ife-st Story. ," 'So you attend Sunday school regularly? the minister said to little Eve. " 'Oh, yes, sir.' " 'And you know your Bible?" " 'Oh, yes, sir. " "Could you perhaps tell me something that Is In It?" ' 'I could tell you 'evtvthlng that's In It.' " indeed. And the tnlnlKtT smil ed. Do tell me, then.' " 'Sister's beau's photo is In It.' said little Eve promptly, 'and ma's recipe for vanlshln' cream is in it, and a lock of my hair cut off when I was a baby is in it, and the ticket for pa's watch Is in It.' " t'urtln "Host" Hour and com meal. O' Itanium & NeiiMwanger. 07 1,1 KH SOME OlKiAMZATIONS. Two sailors at a dog show were gaiing at a valuable Skye terrier, which had so much hair that it look ed more like a woolen mat than a dog. "Which end Is 'is 'cad. Tom?" attked one. "Blowed If I know," was the re ply, '"ere, I'll stick a pin in him, and you look which end barks." Good Hardware. Ht5l tVtK MAUt STATES MRS. BRAND Want Other to Know How TanfnY Ovvrt'ome Her Itlie timat Ikiii And Indigestion. "Tanlac has proved such a bless- to me that I Just want other suffi rers to know about It." declared Mrs. Mary A. Brand, of 120 West Second street, Des Moines, la. "For five years," continued Mrs. Brand, " I was in mighty bad health, shortly after eating anything my stomach would hurt until the pain became almost unbearable. Gas pressed against my heart, causing it to palpitate dreadfully, and when I exerted myself In any way I Just had to fight for breath. "I had awful headaches and dizzy That the profiteering landlord makes reds Is the charge of protest tng tenants, but little that worries the profiteering landlord so long as he makes the money. Curtis "Ilent" Hour and corn menl. O'llannon & Neuswanger. 97 It has been discovered that the poet Burns required a big hat. But then not everybody who requires a big head measurement comes so honestly by it. Farmers' wealth is computed like that of the dentists. The money they make depends on the numbers of Bett ers they work on. spells, and my nerves Vfts runs. t suffered from rheumatism my right arur and tn my ankles, anu f times I could scarcely raise my hand above my head. I was restless, couldn't get enough sleep, and got up In the mornings feeling miserable. "After reading about Tanlae I de rided to try It, and I can eat any thing I want, even beans and onions, and not be bothered With Indigestion. I no longer suffer front fcas on my stomach, and am free from dullness, headaches, palpitations and short' ness of breath. The rehumatlsnt pains are entirely gone, and my nerves are steady and normal again. I sleep fine, and get up in the morn ings feeling refreshed and full of energy." Tanlac Is sold In Alliance by F. E. Holsten, In Hemingford by Hem ingford Merc. Co., in Hoffland by Mallery Grocery Co. One nhudders at fhe thought, but. what would happen to' rhe publicity market If Iwn film tn- i, - "w Kia,o . I in A cut "' divorce at the same time? Afctatlon Js rlf in the west for a six-hour 4ay which would hardly give sufficient leisure to denounce re sulting advance in prices. When a man marries for money he seeks a good figure more than a pretty face. , Miss Swanson of Sedalla, Mo., Is visiting Mrs. B. M. Scotten. CLOSING OUT Wotaen's & Children's Hats Regardless of Cost Highland-Holloway Co. CLOSING OUT Women and Children's Hats Regardless of Cost Highland-Holloway Co. i fji Highest Possible JJjty at Lowest Possible Price Here you "Know 'It -All" ONCE in a while we run across a man whojsays, "Aw, they don t make cigarettes like they used to one's as gooJ a another now-a-days." All right, we'll give that smoker any kind of odds he wants on Spur and win hands down. Perhaps you are looking for that gooJ old-time to bacco taste. Spurs are chock full of it. Couldn't help but be, with that jim-dandy blend of choice Turkish, fine Burlcy and other home-grown tobaccos. Light up a Spur take a long puff and quicker than you can say "Jack Robinson" you will jump for a scat on the Spur band wagqn. Spurs have another surprise for you they're crimped, not pasted. No other cigarette is rolled with the crimped scam, and you benefit by easier drawing, longer burning, better taste. And here's extra measure three-fold package of rich brown and silver to keep Spurs fresh and fragrant. No use dodging Spurs meet you at every turn. Liuorrr tf Myers Tobacco Co. areue Man, uhat a tonJerul toUiixo ra graru t is rafted up to you as you cut open the ctH'trs of the new Spur tin. Fifty dinetteskept fresh vacuum sealed. tr r i r it . .7 A Checking Account Is Your Greatest Measure of Defense Defend yourself against waste Cash is rarely seen save at the vanishing point. It dwindles, it scatters you know not where. But you THINK when you write a check. You have a record of where the money rocs. Payments are systematized, expenditures reduced. -ttj A checking account protects you against loss of your money by fire, theft, carelessness, forgetfulness. It means your funds aresafe. Defend yourself against trickery and mistake File your checks. They make indisputable receipts, sparing you twice payment of of bills, for on the back of every cancelled check which comes back to you is the signature of the person or the firm which re ceived the money. build n fortress against sickness, accident and old age You save a surplus and it will save you sometime. And remember, bythe way, that writing more deposit tickets than checks is the secret of both safetyand sucess. Ward off the inconvenience and worry Achecking account in our bank ranks with free mail delivery and the telephone. It saves you a long trip, and you always have the right to change. Your money is always available, payable on demand. No expense we supply check books, passbooks and all necessary stationary free. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Alliance, Nebraska 0 a i r a 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 X ffiplqrine MOTOR OILS RIUMM On COMMff Properly Oiled Motors Purr Those lubricated with. Polarine invariably run smoothly and quietly. When fine bearing surfaces are "filmed" with the finest oil, the squeaks, rattles and wear of friction are practically nil. Polarine is made by the most up-to-date refining methods the result of over half a century of experience and re search. It is efficient every season of the year. Does not thicken in autumn and winter, or "wear" thin during a long trip. To meet the requirements of all makes of cars and trucks, Polarine is made in four grades, differing in body but not in quality. These grades are Polarine Polarine Medium Heavy Polarine Heavy Polarine Extra Heavy For winter use lh? Polarine r.nd Polarine Medium Heavy grades are recommended. For full mileage and power, use Red Crown gasoline- the standard motor fuel. It is just as dependable and uniform as Polarine. At Red Crown service stations and author ized dealers everywhere. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Nebraska) , I if 55 3