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ed that one man has declared that
hli belief Ip that there Is now another )
IIk railway union the I). It. i
which may be translated as the "o.
Ut of ruilwcy thieve."
PERSONALS
"If everybody voles r.s they c'u- r.
remarks the Sunshine Kid, "it wi,
be a rlnrh."
"lie rose to bo a corporal, but h...
heart its with the burkn." In fr.i n .
gloniirr terms Is tUicrlbed rx-Luckxj (l,ir nflJkl j. .( , , ( , .. j, jtiK.
Private 'Chomps A. Lc , a 1i ) t),,, Fon f a farn-er or the son ot a
lawyer, who was nt i. :. ei.ciei coUntry doctor. The country hi -
state t omnianlt I el i
A h'gll
American Legion.
I. oner
dn sn't always fwell a man's ii.-ad.
The Lord may love a llnntpc
operator the same as 11" does other
people, but editors oi i at.io.iauy en
tertain thoughts of murder tn con-
ntcion with the man who pounds the
keys.
And the reason Is not far to seek,
na the eminent novelist phrase It.
In our last Issue we quoted the Sun
ahine Kid as saying: "What have you
gained when you convince a fool he
I Is one.
Just look at The Herald and see
how the op. made that sentence read.
Oh, well. It might have been
worse. We've known other operators
lot of 'em and not one that could
be really trusted If he were In a
hurry.
produced ino.st of our pr sidents. (if
I lie 27 men who have bee n elected
to be the head of our government, 16
were born on the farm. The Hat In
cludes George Washington, John
Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Jant'R
Madison, James Monroe, John Qulncy
Adams, Andrew Jackson, iuariui
Van Duren, James Tolk, Zachary
Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin
Pierce, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses
S inpsou Grant, Janus A. Garfield
and Denjaniln Harrison. Twenty
one presidents have lived to complete
tueir terms in uflicc, T ht t
them retired to the farm. Twenty
two of our prebldents have belong u
tor a part of their lives to the farm
ing class. Only five, Arthur, Citve
land. Mckinley, Taft and Wilson,
have not at some time earned then
living by cultivating the soil.
Young colored man, resisting the
appeals to his colored employer to
work Wednesday afternoon: "Work,
man did you say work? That's all
you think about work. I know
something else 'aides work and I
ain't no he vamp, either."
When a man meets a girl he asks
himself two questions. First
want her?"
If the answer is "No," that story Is
finished.
It the answer is "Yes," he asks an
other: "Can I get her?"
If the answer is "No," that story
is finished.
If the answer is "Yes," he gets
her.
Then his story Is finished.
Two Mexicans at Scottsbluff had a I
bitter quarrel over a black cat, the
pet of one, and as a result of the
battle one of them was burled. Yel
some people say a black cat is un
lucky.
Interest is being renewed in the
project of planting trees in memory
of thoRe who gave their lives for civi
lization and the safety of their coun
ry in the world war. This move
ment, which has the active backmn
of the American Forestry assocla
tion, has reached proportions far in
excess of what seemed likely at It
inception, says Rochester Democrat
Chronicle. By all means let us havt
trees of remembance. Let us have
Do I tnenl abundantly and for every po.v
siDie memorial. They are tru
monuments, tue living memorial
God has provided to hallow the hoi
Miss Dorothy ReynoHs ppent
I flim.iiy In Sli riinp.
Mr. r.na Airs. Ji. I. Jcder ret una
Tu. p.'ay fro. n an extendi flp In tV
en?t.
j J. S. Adams. wh is bringing in
I some of the gushers near Osag was
I n Alliance between trains Friday
morning. He b rt thf. i. n. r
Omaha to attend a meeting In th
ti.
Mr. and Mrs. Lyle Anderson cf
Sierre Madre, cal., announce t.(
bifth of a daughter. Mrs. An ; rroii
was formerly Miss Edith ReuuLsh 1 1
this cliy.
J Walter Schott was operated on for
a growth in his nose Wednesday
morning.
Mrs. Ote Jones of Linglf, Wyv
who has been in Alliance for the
past two weeks with her daughter.
Fern, who was brought here to the
s;. Joseph's hospital, where she un-(V--viv
- r ;:'on f-r r.Trr. "Il
eitis, returned to her home Tuesday.
Miss Marie Howe has accepted a
position with the Alliance Drug com
pany. Miss Waneia Adams has Uk
her place at The Herald.
Ihe year-old child of O. M. Bryan,
suffered a broken arm this week.
Frank Palmer of Lakeside hn.
hold his ranch and will move to
Denver. He will be accompanied by
his daughter, Velma, who has be. i;
in the hospital here.
i
W restlkg!
est memories of every person and oi
every race. 1
. .
ii is nara 10 convert to Dotsaevuim
a workman wearing a $25 silk shirt
and driving his own car.
The Increase In the suicides of wo
men is ascribed to worry in trying f
make ends meet in theso times of the
high cost of living. There is no 1
doubt that the present hour is on oi J
great nervous strain, partly reactlo i
from the war and partly the prou
lems of living which it has brou-Ui.
about. The great need Is of a i.iora
stimulation to enable the people to,
meet present conditions and find u ,
remedy for the most opresrvv o
them, says the Baltimore Airprlc-- 1
The crusade against profl;e( rinr, .V
example, could be pushed mo.c v:r
oroiiBly by a strona; puMic o'llnic
demanding its suppressii-n or io i
trol.
STEVE GANNON
OF ALLIANCE
VS.
HARRY MAMAS
(WITH THE WESTERMAN BROS. CARNIVAL)
Friday Evening, Oct. 8
At 9. p.m.
Masonic Temple Bldg., West Third Street
M.-.nas has been traveling with carnivals for the past six
cr seven years, has met some good men and has defeated his
share of them. Cannon has done some good work and has a
st:ong following among local mat fans.
cm
i.es: rr.tn v. ill wrestle or.c fell to a finish for a purse of
It will be a good bout, full of action from start to finish.
Admi$i;:i Men, SI. 00; Ladies, 50c.
"Come on, lad, and get your for
tune told," called out the seventh!
daughter of the seventh daughter to
a man at least ten years olde r than I
herself.
The man in question may have fell
flattered but ho didn't fall for it.
A fool and his honey are soon
parted." writes one of those para
phrasing colyunilsts. We hope
Romeo sees this.
The proper way to pronounce it
la jUHt plain "golf," the "o" having
tlif, same sound as in the word
" o la . Or, it you feel that you
would like to appear especially know-
Ins, you may pronounce it "got'
founding the "o" as In "odd", bu
forgetting the "1".
During the past four days we have
heard this poor unfortunate word
ubused something frightful. We
have heard it pronounced as though
It were spelled in all these various
fashions: Oolluf. gowf. .guff, golef.
goior, gour, ana gawlf. Take warn
ing in time, or suffer the consequen
ces. It's bound to be a popular word.
and if you get on the right tracts
early you'll never go aft ray.
Later on, you'll hear a lot of
strange words in connection with tl.
guii.e, ho Le ptvpared for ahv.ost any
thing. Take, for instance, the worn
"stymie." And to "slice the ball'
aoesn t mean what it seems to
mean.
Today' lk-ht Story.
"There's a big crap game going on
down the block. Go out and break ii
up."
The new cop vanished, reappear
ing in half an hour.
"Well," asked his superior, "diu
you put a stop to it?"
"I sure did," returned Murphy,
patting a bulging pocket. "I only had
two bucks on me but I broke up that
game inside of twenty minutes."
It's cheering to note that we havV
been mistaken all these years in be
lieving that whales were deep divers.
An authority has announced that few
of them go lower than 300 feet.
A pretty girl Just entering her
'teens, was discussing the important
question jbf winter clothes with her
mother while they were finishing up
the fish course at the Palm Room the
other night. "Now. mother deaf.'
said the P. O. in a wheedling tone.
"you know it doesn't pay to buy me
a cheap suit."
For once, we agreed with the girl.
It may be a waste of time to paint
tne iuy or pertume tne rose, Dut a
good looking daughter is like unto a
rare Jewel, in that a proper setting
is aesirapie. I nis, nowever, is a
point upon which our mind is made
up, and one which we will not argue.
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